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Stolen By Italian Macho - Full HD Movie
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00:00Attention, I believe.
00:02Please, please, please.
00:04Attention, please.
00:06Please, please.
00:08Please, please.
00:10Oh!
00:12Edda mia!
00:14Mi scusi, ragazzi.
00:16Forgive me, forgive me.
00:18I'm so clumsy today.
00:20Mi scusi, cara.
00:22Mi scusi, cara.
00:24Oh!
00:26Welcome to Sicily.
00:28Idiot.
00:34Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:38Do you like him?
00:40Hm?
00:42What the hell is this?
00:46Honey, I don't know how...
00:48Do you want everyone to see him naked?
00:58Talk in the hotel.
01:00Hey, you! Wait!
01:02Hey, you! Wait!
01:04Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
01:08No.
01:10No, senor. I'm in Harry.
01:12We Americans. We pay well.
01:14Get my wallet.
01:16You have it.
01:18Ciao!
01:26Damn it!
01:28The wallet's gone.
01:30We are broke now.
01:32Happy?
01:34What are you looking at, huh?
01:36Other guy? Undoing your dress?
01:38Where you did let me lead.
01:40This is your fault.
01:42I'm sorry.
01:44I'm sorry.
01:50Senore!
01:52You dropped this.
01:54Thanks.
01:56So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:00Uh, yeah.
02:02Put the suitcase in.
02:04Come on.
02:06Please.
02:08You got your wallet?
02:10You're blown away?
02:12I can't.
02:14I can't.
02:16I can't.
02:18I can't.
02:20I can't.
02:22Wait!
02:24Why did you put me in a front seat?
02:26Because I'm stealing you, baby!
02:28What the hell is this!?
02:30Mother of women!
02:32What the hell is this!?
02:34Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?
02:39Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:42Me? You just kidnapped me!
02:49Well then, go back to that stupidum.
02:52God knows I wanted to help you.
02:54Wait, so you saved me from my husband?
02:57You Americans don't know how to say thank you.
03:01You can't see past your own noses.
03:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just thought you were a thief.
03:08Well, actually I am.
03:12So, what's the pin coat of your loving husband's cards?
03:17You're just a damn thief.
03:18I'm not just a thief.
03:20I'm the most handsome thief in Sicily.
03:25Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face of...
03:28You see?
03:29Face of yours?
03:31Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:34Where are you going, Bella?
03:36You're in Sicily, guarda.
03:38Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:40I'm just taking my things.
03:42Please, Bella, wake up.
03:44I beg you, pray.
03:45Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:48He's a scoundrel.
03:49He's a jerk.
03:50He's strong.
03:55Winter things?
03:57In summer.
03:58In Sicily.
03:59In Sicily.
04:02Madonna.
04:07You were planning the escape yourself.
04:14It's none of your business.
04:18Maybe I am a thief.
04:20But right now I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:23I didn't ask for your help.
04:28Caruso.
04:29Gotcha this time.
04:30No.
04:31Stealing from tourists again?
04:32No, no, no, commissario.
04:33I didn't rob anyone.
04:34We're just...
04:35She and I, she...
04:36And I, she...
04:38She's my fiancée.
04:39What?
04:52Hey, you see?
04:54Mateo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:56I've known you since you were a child.
04:59Don't try to sell me pasta for the tooth.
05:01Madonna Mia, what's wrong with you?
05:02No.
05:03I respect you, senor.
05:04I respect you.
05:05I didn't lie.
05:07But I love her.
05:08Guarda, I love her.
05:09She's my life.
05:10She's the love of my life.
05:11She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:13Vasta.
05:14Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:16No.
05:17And I'll take you straight to the airbus.
05:19No.
05:20Uh...
05:21No, uh...
05:22That's true.
05:23Yeah, um...
05:24I'm his fiancée.
05:25Brava.
05:26Ma brava.
05:27I sent it.
05:28I sent it.
05:29And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:30Ah, no.
05:31That's rude.
05:32That's more true.
05:33Senora Caruso, that's rude.
05:34You're Cecilia.
05:35I'm Cecilia.
05:36So, when's the wedding?
05:37It's tomorrow.
05:38Oh.
05:39Oh.
05:43Then I'll come to celebration.
05:45But...
05:46Beware.
05:47If this is fake, you both go to jail.
05:51And I will be waiting for you at the wedding.
05:54Yeah.
05:55At our family tavern.
05:56At the money.
05:57Laura, I sent it.
05:58Mateus, excuse me.
05:59Hey, Santa Maria.
06:00Am I such a bad kisser?
06:01I came here to escape my husband, and now I have to get married instead?
06:03Tranquilla.
06:04Tranquilla.
06:05Bella, you're a tourist.
06:06They will search for you anywhere, but under a veil.
06:07That's Cecilia.
06:08Yeah?
06:09Hey, listen.
06:10You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:11I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:12So, either we're saving each other, or we're both sinking under the water.
06:17Bravo.
06:43What's wrong with you?
06:44Once, just once.
06:45Once, just once! Even after the prayer, we kissed three times!
06:57What godforsaken place is this?
07:00What? This is where we're getting married tomorrow, huh?
07:03Santa Lucia, what wedding?
07:06Francesco...
07:08Francesco, ciao, fratello.
07:10Uh, adesso, meet my bride.
07:14Hi.
07:16Americano.
07:18Oh, Francesco, si, 100% Americano.
07:22Matteo, you drive me insane.
07:26Cosa?
07:27You disappear for weeks.
07:29You steal!
07:31And not today you bring this Americano.
07:34You call bride into our feminine taverna.
07:37Now, we're not speaking Italian.
07:39We're speaking English for the Americano.
07:41Fratello.
07:42Fratello, ma basta.
07:43Fratello, she's family right now.
07:45How could you?
07:46Yeah, we're enough.
07:47We just do.
07:48This is our family cafe.
07:50I'm the only one working here while you're off doing God knows what.
07:54What is in your head, fratello?
07:56Fratello.
07:57Ma sai, no lanzare la voce con me cosi, huh?
07:59Hey!
08:00You know, the echo here is too loud because this taver is always empty.
08:03Basta!
08:04I'm sick of this.
08:05I'm so sick of this.
08:06I'm so sick of this.
08:07Maybe if you actually helped me, wouldn't be on a verge of bankruptcy.
08:12Work here yourself.
08:17And for your damn wedding.
08:21So, your brother hates you, you steal, police are after you, and you're in your family cafe.
08:36You're doing great.
08:41This is not just a cafe.
08:45That's my father's life.
08:48My mother's.
08:50My brother's and mine.
08:54Oh.
08:55And I steal just to cover the depths.
08:59Because that's the only way I can save this place.
09:03You know what?
09:04My brother's right.
09:06You're Americana.
09:07You'll never understand.
09:09Yeah, I...
09:11There was something familiar in this boy.
09:17More, Camise.
09:19Oh, yes.
09:21Shattered dreams of a happy family where you're valued and loved.
09:34Are these your parents?
09:52Stay out of this.
09:53Yes.
09:54Am I, Papa?
09:55There was always a sea of people here.
10:00A Mediterranean Sea, as Papa called it.
10:06But after they died, it's late.
10:07They always wanted me and my brother to keep the tower alive.
10:21And there will be new life, new weddings, new people.
10:36But we barely pay the bills to keep the empty tower alive.
10:40We can't even recreate Mama's cooking.
10:47I know what it's like to live one life while dreaming of another.
11:01And there.
11:02In a cozy living room.
11:03And there.
11:04In a cozy living room.
11:06The creator.
11:29And there.
11:30In a cozy little corner.
11:32Hit the family's biggest secret.
11:36One I was trying to solve, not knowing it would change my life and the lives of everyone around me.
11:53Signora Giordano, signora Giordano, maybe order something else, anything at all.
12:06Mom, with such a cold heart you will never make it to heaven.
12:13At the gates you will see the same sign, closed, mark my words.
12:17No, no, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:30No, no, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:48Hey!
12:51Arancini?
12:53No, no, no, no, caponade.
12:55Pasta a la norma.
12:58Oh, come here!
12:59Hey, hey, hey!
13:01I'm not done yet.
13:02Don't jinx it.
13:09But how?
13:11Oh, it's exactly like Mama's.
13:12It was all in there.
13:14But Francesco and I, we tried to cook it many times, hundred times.
13:19Nothing ever worked!
13:21The, the tavern emptied because of it.
13:24Your father left you the tavern, but your mother, she must have left the recipes for your future wives.
13:32Only women could understand them.
13:36No.
13:39Not a woman.
13:42An Angela, sent from the heaven.
13:46Hey.
13:48You want me to steal something for you, huh?
13:52Maybe the Venice?
13:53Can you stop kissing me for every five minutes?
14:07Of course.
14:11Santa Maria.
14:13Madonna Santa.
14:15The real customers.
14:16Damn internet.
14:21Damn Italy.
14:23Where is the police station?
14:28Damn Italy.
14:30Oh, hey you.
14:32I've been robbed.
14:34Do something.
14:35Right now.
14:36This is Sicily, my friend.
14:38If I went looking for every lost wallet, I'd have lost ten kilos already.
14:43And I don't want that.
14:45So I'm going to dinner.
14:47It's not just the wallet.
14:50My wife missing too.
14:53Oh, wife missing the wallet.
14:57Look near Prada and Gucci.
15:01Case closed.
15:04That's it?
15:06If they don't show up in three days, then come back.
15:11In the meantime, send her photo to the station.
15:14Ciao, Americano.
15:18Hey, you.
15:20You're a local, right?
15:22I need the car.
15:24I find my wife.
15:26I will pay you.
15:28I will pay you.
15:30If you find her.
15:33My wife.
15:44Allora!
15:46Mateo!
15:48Francesco.
15:50As if wallets weren't enough.
15:52You're stealing wives now to-
15:53Basta, basta.
15:54Ascolta, Francesco, ascolta.
15:56I didn't steal her.
15:57I love her.
15:58How you hear yourself, Mateo.
16:00We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
16:02But she saved.
16:03Our tower.
16:05Ma che cosa?
16:07Andiamo. Andiamo, guarda.
16:09Guarda interno.
16:10Guarda, guarda, guarda.
16:11Guarda, guarda, guarda.
16:12Guarda, guarda, guarda.
16:13Francesco, guarda, guarda.
16:14Guarda, guarda, guarda, guarda.
16:21I melted into that place.
16:23Into the walls.
16:25The people.
16:30the people the smell of food and the words there was so much love and family worm
16:42everything I ever dreamed of and I melted into his eyes irrevocably and completely
17:00don't forget to come tomorrow it's so nice you showed up here this food is lucky to have you
17:13just like as we all are I'll be waiting for tomorrow's lady I don't money I don't
17:20that's mom that's that's the mom looks like our parents and from that but we're
17:37in Angela this all needs you know see but you know you're in Italy nobody's in heart here
18:07he stole me just to give me my dream
18:29and I was afraid to close my eyes afraid to breathe to move
18:38because I knew this dream had to end tomorrow
19:04oh this hand-dress will do
19:13oh this hand-dress will do
19:25bellissimo Francesco bellissimo
19:29si signora Giordana this is our mother
19:33we kept it in our family home
19:37for you because you are a family now
19:41thank you
19:53I dreamed of becoming part of this family
20:02but I couldn't I couldn't keep deceiving these people just to save myself
20:11hey hey wait you promised to help me I sent you my wife photo and you didn't even reply
20:28oh strange I never received anything wait are you going to help me or not you see
20:38Sicilian police you always have those in me but not when they were invited to a wedding
20:45scusi you've got to be kidding me
20:50but
20:55ciao tutti
20:57and now with all the blessings from above
21:14the bride
21:16I stood there looking into his eyes
21:27and I realized
21:28that for the first time in my life
21:31I had met the one who made me happy
21:34forgive me
21:35I'm so clumsy today
21:37miss koozie
21:38his first hug
21:40his first touch
21:45she's my fiance
21:48his first kiss
21:51the way he looked at me
21:55his tenderness
21:57and what happened between us that night
22:02I dreamed of being with him
22:11but I couldn't
22:18I only had one thing to say
22:20I can't
22:22I'm sorry I
22:25I can't become part of your big family
22:29because family isn't to be deceived and I
22:32I deceive you all
22:35I'm married
22:38it's all fake and
22:41Matera only helped me to escape my husband
22:45so you lied to me after all
22:48no no no he did it for me
22:50I asked him to
22:52this fake wedding was my decision
22:55and if anyone deserves a punishment
22:57because I'm the one with a husband
23:01and here he is
23:04darling
23:07it's alright
23:09come with me
23:11and we
23:12leave this country
23:14damn it
23:15town
23:16right now
23:17okay
23:18forgive me for lying to me
23:23I'm sorry
23:26hey wait
23:32what if it's
23:35not a lie
23:36maybe
23:38you're not here
23:39by an accident
23:40maybe someone above
23:42brought us together here
23:44Cara, listen
23:46only you could
23:47bring
23:48life back to this place
23:50and change me
23:51what?
23:53what do you say
23:53all above?
23:54she's married
23:56she's married
23:57for Christ's sake
23:58I don't care what papers you have signed
24:00I don't care who you are to him
24:03but right now you're here
24:04insisible
24:05among three seas
24:07among my family and
24:08and my tavern
24:09and I want all this to be yours
24:12hear me
24:15I am yours
24:17and I want you to be my angel
24:20I'm not there
24:21hey
24:21are you invisible?
24:24huh?
24:24you a cop
24:25do something
24:26faster
24:26if they say
24:28their
24:29vows here
24:31in presence of God
24:32a priest
24:33and all these witnesses
24:35then you
24:36legal marriage
24:37nothing
24:39my child
24:40have you been married in church?
24:43no
24:44we were about to
24:46so
24:46then
24:48it's up to you
24:49let me be a husband
24:53yes
24:56I said yes
24:58what?
24:58it's illegal
24:59hi
24:59baby
25:00it's illegal
25:00love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage
25:09it's when they open the doors of their home
25:12and family to you
25:14remember that
25:16I'm Kira
25:19and this
25:21is my Italian love story
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