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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.

00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!

00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!

00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!

00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!

00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!

00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:00:27You are such a simpleton!

00:00:29Wait, wait, wait, wait!

00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!

00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!

00:00:40Right back at you!

00:00:42I fucking hate you!

00:00:44I fucking hate you more!

00:00:59So, you were arrested. Again!

00:01:11To be fair, we thought I was legal. We'll just swim there.

00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!

00:01:22If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have gave.

00:01:27Come on, Gucci! Come on!

00:01:29Good boy!

00:01:31Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:33Hey! I'm real real!

00:01:35Oh, you do!

00:01:36Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:37Hey! I'm real real!

00:01:38Oh, you do!

00:01:39Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:40Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:42Hey! I'm real real!

00:01:44Oh, you do!

00:01:50Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.

00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.

00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.

00:02:09I make my own money.

00:02:11Oh, you see, you see.

00:02:13Underwear modeling, Lord.

00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man phone.

00:02:17That means free underwear for life.

00:02:19For life.

00:02:20Some parents wouldn't grow.

00:02:22Yeah?

00:02:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.

00:02:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.

00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?

00:02:38All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?

00:02:40And don't be late.

00:02:43Bye, Dad.

00:02:44Bye, Dad.

00:02:54Excuse me.

00:03:03Hello, my Gucci.

00:03:05Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?

00:03:08He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?

00:03:14Like you, Amelia.

00:03:16Good one, Romulus.

00:03:18Who's a good guy?

00:03:34These are great.

00:03:35I still don't have what I'm looking for.

00:03:37Do you guys mind staying a little longer?

00:03:40No problem.

00:03:41Cool, let's take five, and then I want to see you on that leopard print.

00:03:44Hi, I'm Michelangelo.

00:03:51Chantal.

00:03:52Nice to meet you.

00:03:54I couldn't notice how hot you are.

00:03:57Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere...

00:04:02Hold on.

00:04:05Hey Dad.

00:04:06Where the hell were ya?

00:04:08Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.

00:04:11You're supposed to be at the office.

00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.

00:04:16I can meet him later.

00:04:17Ah, he's back on the plane again.

00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.

00:04:22Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.

00:04:24You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.

00:04:27You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.

00:04:31You interned, you went to business school, you...

00:04:34You have potential, okay?

00:04:36But you say you wanna be the CEO?

00:04:38Well, you're gonna have to prove it.

00:04:40So far, I ain't seen the ante from you.

00:04:44But...

00:04:48Hey.

00:04:49You okay?

00:04:51Yeah.

00:04:52Um...

00:04:53But...

00:04:54I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.

00:04:56So, it's a really rare form of cancer.

00:05:13Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.

00:05:17Oh my god.

00:05:18There is an experimental treatment.

00:05:21But it's really expensive.

00:05:24And my insurance doesn't cover it.

00:05:26Don't worry about that.

00:05:28I have money saved.

00:05:30I'll find the rest.

00:05:32We will figure this out, okay?

00:05:34We're gonna get through this together.

00:05:38Yeah.

00:05:52Ciao Gucci!

00:05:53Did she have a good walk?

00:05:58What's wrong?

00:05:59Yeah.

00:06:04I'm sorry.

00:06:05This is-

00:06:06No, no, no.

00:06:07Forget about it.

00:06:08I'm sorry about your sister.

00:06:09The treatments are just really expensive.

00:06:12I have a savings.

00:06:14For my doggy daycare.

00:06:15My dream, but...

00:06:19It's only enough for one treatment.

00:06:21And who knows how many she's gonna need.

00:06:23Betsy practically raised us.

00:06:26After her parents passed,

00:06:28I would do anything for her.

00:06:32Amelia.

00:06:33I think I might know how to get you that money.

00:06:36You do?

00:06:38Hmm.

00:06:39Come back tonight.

00:06:41And, uh...

00:06:43Make something nice.

00:06:46Come on.

00:06:54Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.

00:06:59Except for the dog hair.

00:07:02Come with me.

00:07:04I have someone I want you to meet.

00:07:06Are they from Italy?

00:07:08Yes.

00:07:09Wow.

00:07:10Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.

00:07:13Well...

00:07:15Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.

00:07:18I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?

00:07:21Yeah.

00:07:22Aren't you the cleaning lady?

00:07:23I'm a dog walker.

00:07:25Don't be so defensive.

00:07:27I wasn't.

00:07:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.

00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.

00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?

00:07:40Amelia.

00:07:42Arrivederci, huh?

00:07:43Do you want to do me a favor?

00:07:57What, exactly?

00:07:58How does it look?

00:07:59Not half bad.

00:08:00I mean...

00:08:01It's fine.

00:08:02Whatever.

00:08:04Let's do some sexy moves, okay?

00:08:06Or not.

00:08:07I don't feel like being your photographer all night.

00:08:08You work for my dad.

00:08:09You have to do what I say.

00:08:10You don't look like Romulus to me.

00:08:11Just a few more pictures.

00:08:12I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.

00:08:13I don't need Tinder.

00:08:14I'm an underwear model.

00:08:15My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.

00:08:16whatever.

00:08:17What?

00:08:18Not me.

00:08:19I told you, I-

00:08:20I'm not.

00:08:21It's okay.

00:08:22You have to do what I say.

00:08:23You don't look like Romulus to me.

00:08:26Just a few more pictures.

00:08:28I don't need Tinder.

00:08:29I'm an underwear model.

00:08:31My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.

00:08:35Whatever.

00:08:41Pour me another.

00:08:45See, dog walker? That wasn't so hard.

00:08:59What the fuck? This is fucking product!

00:09:08Asshole!

00:09:09You're crazy, bitch!

00:09:12Amelia!

00:09:13Whoa.

00:09:14What's wrong?

00:09:15I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!

00:09:19I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick. I'm going to be leaving.

00:09:22No, no, no, please. I apologize.

00:09:24My son, he's too mature, all right?

00:09:27And that's why I invited you to put forward it.

00:09:31Please, all right?

00:09:32Just have a seat, all right?

00:09:34And I promise he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night, won't you, son?

00:09:38So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.

00:09:42Can't, sir.

00:09:44Mm-hmm. Yeah.

00:09:46And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.

00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.

00:09:52Okay. I want the business.

00:09:56Yeah. I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.

00:10:03What kind of deal?

00:10:06Well, it's nothing crazy.

00:10:09No.

00:10:10You two just have to get married, that's all.

00:10:13What?

00:10:13What? Romulus, what are you saying? I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.

00:10:20Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.

00:10:23Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.

00:10:26Oh, Angelo.

00:10:27Look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.

00:10:31And the best way to do that is to get married.

00:10:33We're not even a match.

00:10:35We hate each other.

00:10:36At least I do.

00:10:37Obviously.

00:10:38See? There's something uncommon already.

00:10:42Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.

00:10:46Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.

00:10:50She sure drove me crazy when we first met.

00:10:54I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh, but

00:10:57I learned a thing or two in 70 years.

00:11:00You two have chemistry.

00:11:02Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.

00:11:04As if.

00:11:06Romulus, isn't there another way?

00:11:08I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.

00:11:10Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?

00:11:14Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment

00:11:15if you just agree to this arrangement.

00:11:23What's it going to be?

00:11:26What's it going to be?

00:11:30Fine.

00:11:31I'll do it.

00:11:33For Betsy.

00:11:34Now, let's just go into the office now.

00:11:48The lorries have already drafted the contract, and son, we're going to need some champagne.

00:12:06You're in my mind.

00:12:09Try to make yourself look decent at home.

00:12:13You will be engaged for a period of 30 days, followed by a wedding planned by me, and I'll

00:12:20tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.

00:12:22I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.

00:12:26Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.

00:12:31Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if

00:12:36word got out to the public, right?

00:12:38That's why this has to be our own secret.

00:12:41Are we agreed?

00:12:44Sure.

00:12:44All right.

00:12:46Signed in.

00:12:46Salute to the new couple.

00:13:07Mmm.

00:13:16So, your place or mine?

00:13:20I'm not staying at a doghouse.

00:13:21Fine.

00:13:23Then we'll stay at yours.

00:13:33So this is Michelangelo's place.

00:13:36It's like a museum in here.

00:13:38A Michelangelo museum.

00:13:40Ugh.

00:13:41Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:13:55What was this?

00:13:57Put it in the trash.

00:13:58This isn't trash.

00:14:00These are my sisters.

00:14:00She's an artist.

00:14:02So put them in your room.

00:14:03I said you could live here, not decorate.

00:14:05Oh, I'm sorry.

00:14:06Is it clashing with your banana hammock?

00:14:09That's man-thong.

00:14:10It's trademarked.

00:14:15Look, I gotta go meet somebody.

00:14:17If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.

00:14:21It's electric.

00:14:27Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.

00:14:31You might want to start wearing that.

00:14:35Gee, thanks.

00:14:36Welcome.

00:14:40You're getting married?

00:14:44Shh, Betsy.

00:14:46Don't tell the whole world.

00:14:47Sorry, Amelia.

00:14:49It's just...

00:14:49It's not like you.

00:14:52You're sitting here...

00:14:53reserved.

00:14:55Safe.

00:14:56Like, I always taught you.

00:15:00Well...

00:15:01Things change when you find out your sister has cancer.

00:15:05And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.

00:15:09So, I'm okay with the quick proposal.

00:15:12Michelangelo?

00:15:13The Ninja Turtle?

00:15:15No.

00:15:16Michelangelo...

00:15:17Dino Valino?

00:15:19Maybe you've heard of him?

00:15:21Michelangelo?

00:15:22Dino Valino?

00:15:23Shh!

00:15:24The socialite animal has, like, started 100 camps of Bravo shows?

00:15:31How did you even meet?

00:15:33His dad is one of my clients.

00:15:35It's been a whirlwind of a romance.

00:15:40He's so...

00:15:42toxic.

00:15:44Speak of the devil.

00:15:47Oh, yeah.

00:15:49You know, that's probably an old issue.

00:15:52This is a doctor's office.

00:15:55Amelia.

00:15:58Betsy Carlisle?

00:16:00Doctor's ready.

00:16:02We'll talk about this later.

00:16:04We're ready to get wet, baby.

00:16:28We're already wet.

00:16:34Where did that come from?

00:16:47Nice place.

00:17:13I love the artwork.

00:17:14Thanks.

00:17:16Finally.

00:17:17Ooh, good taste.

00:17:20Oh, I'm good.

00:17:22You had plenty at dinner.

00:17:24More for me.

00:17:28You know, if you like it down here,

00:17:32you should see the bed.

00:17:34Ooh.

00:17:42Who are you?

00:17:45Who are you?

00:17:48Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.

00:17:53Amelia.

00:17:55Whatever.

00:17:56Can you guys just keep it down?

00:17:57I have work tomorrow morning.

00:17:59This is my house?

00:18:01We will be as loud as we want to be.

00:18:04Scream at the top of our lungs!

00:18:06You've got to be kidding me.

00:18:09What's wrong, dog walker?

00:18:11He's jealous.

00:18:13Jealous?

00:18:13I'm not jealous!

00:18:17Sweet dreams!

00:18:18I can't believe he said I was jealous.

00:18:27How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?

00:18:30Even if he is kind of hot.

00:18:32See you later.

00:18:51And, um, don't worry about last night.

00:18:54Sorry.

00:18:56I had one too many to drink.

00:18:58It won't happen again.

00:18:59You better not.

00:19:11How's the hangover, roomie?

00:19:13Not now.

00:19:15My head's killing me.

00:19:16We need to talk about last night.

00:19:18No.

00:19:18What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.

00:19:22I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.

00:19:25Monogamy wasn't in the contract.

00:19:26But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.

00:19:29And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.

00:19:33Fine.

00:19:33I'll have her sign an NDA.

00:19:34Just give me my phone.

00:19:36My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.

00:19:39And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.

00:19:43Then neither of us get what we want.

00:19:45Yeah, no shit.

00:19:46I'm serious.

00:19:48Don't screw this up.

00:19:51I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.

00:19:54I know what I'm doing.

00:19:55Dog walker.

00:19:56And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.

00:19:59Whenever I want.

00:20:00Wherever I want.

00:20:02Fine.

00:20:03Do whatever you want.

00:20:06Sorry.

00:20:07It's a bit harsh.

00:20:08I'm just really hungover.

00:20:14That could have gone better.

00:20:15Hey, baby.

00:20:22You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.

00:20:25You're rich now.

00:20:26I know.

00:20:27I like it.

00:20:28Ah, it's good to hear.

00:20:29You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.

00:20:34Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?

00:20:38Oh, fine.

00:20:39Yeah.

00:20:40We're still getting to know each other.

00:20:41All right.

00:20:43Well, give him time, all right?

00:20:45Oh, and listen.

00:20:46He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?

00:20:49Look, I promise.

00:20:51I wouldn't be so sure.

00:20:52Yeah.

00:20:53You're right.

00:20:53Well, we'll see you later.

00:20:57Come on, Gucci.

00:20:58Come on.

00:20:59Bye, Gucci.

00:21:03Hey, Amelia.

00:21:04Hey, Jake.

00:21:07Gucci, no.

00:21:08Royce.

00:21:10Say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.

00:21:14It's to see you up close for once.

00:21:16Yeah.

00:21:17Same here.

00:21:25Sorry.

00:21:26Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.

00:21:28This whole family, actually.

00:21:31All these rich people are nuts.

00:21:33They should make a reality show.

00:21:35Little dog owners of Beverly Hills.

00:21:39Do you want to walk together?

00:21:41Let these two get to know each other?

00:21:43Yeah.

00:21:44I'd like that.

00:21:45So, how long have you been a dog walker?

00:21:52A couple months.

00:21:54I like it.

00:21:55I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.

00:21:57Barista.

00:21:59Uber driver.

00:22:00Delivery guy.

00:22:02Movie extra?

00:22:03You were in a movie.

00:22:05Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.

00:22:06I was trying to impress you.

00:22:09How about you?

00:22:10How long have you been doing this?

00:22:12I don't know.

00:22:13My whole life, I guess.

00:22:14It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.

00:22:19I want to open a doggy daycare someday.

00:22:21Wow.

00:22:22I guess you really like dogs.

00:22:23Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.

00:22:29If you want to hang out with this human sometime.

00:22:32My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.

00:22:35Do you want to go?

00:22:35Well, I have to admit, I had a crush on you.

00:22:41You did?

00:22:44Yeah.

00:22:46I still do.

00:22:46He's cute.

00:22:51I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.

00:22:54Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.

00:23:00I'd love to go to the concert.

00:23:02Hell yeah.

00:23:03I mean, uh, regular.

00:23:06Yeah.

00:23:09I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.

00:23:13I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.

00:23:17Hey, what's your ring?

00:23:19Um, it's just a class ring from high school.

00:23:25Looks pretty big.

00:23:27It was a big school.

00:23:29Public schools.

00:23:30Am I right?

00:23:35I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.

00:23:40Me?

00:23:40Engaged?

00:23:41No.

00:23:42Are you kidding?

00:23:42I'm 24.

00:23:44I'm practically still a baby.

00:23:45I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.

00:23:50Nope.

00:23:50Single and ready to mingle.

00:23:53Okay.

00:23:56Royce pooped.

00:23:58I should pick it up.

00:23:59Where?

00:24:00I don't see it.

00:24:01Just over there.

00:24:04Do I have to wear a suit every day?

00:24:11Of course.

00:24:11It's an office.

00:24:12You want to be CEO, you got to look the pie.

00:24:15You mean, like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?

00:24:20Very funny.

00:24:21You know I'm retiring next year.

00:24:23Yes, I know.

00:24:23Yeah.

00:24:24That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.

00:24:27So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.

00:24:31Can I get to Starbucks first?

00:24:32Fuck no.

00:24:33Come on, Dad.

00:24:43Wow!

00:24:43Oh my goodness.

00:24:48Are you okay?

00:24:50Hi, I'm Michelangelo.

00:24:56You're engaged, remember?

00:24:57And this is our new palette.

00:25:03It's Matt's collection.

00:25:05He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.

00:25:08But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.

00:25:14What, Dad?

00:25:24What a day, Dad.

00:25:25It's not even lunchtime yet.

00:25:27Look at you.

00:25:27You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.

00:25:32Just stick with it, will you, kid?

00:25:34Hard work does pay off.

00:25:35Let me just look at Amelia.

00:25:37What about her?

00:25:38She comes from nothing, son.

00:25:40Nobody taught her how to run a business.

00:25:42But she just worked hard.

00:25:44And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.

00:25:47I guess that's impressive.

00:25:49Yeah, see.

00:25:50See, it is.

00:25:51I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?

00:25:53I just hope I don't get that uptight.

00:26:02Break's over.

00:26:18Well, not too bad, huh?

00:26:19One day down.

00:26:2140 more years to go.

00:26:23Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia,

00:26:29you talk about the day's work,

00:26:32raise you closer together,

00:26:33comfort each other,

00:26:34just like your mom and I used to do.

00:26:38You know, I'm thinking,

00:26:39it's time for the world to meet Amelia.

00:26:45Tonight.

00:26:47Tonight?

00:26:48Shit.

00:26:49When am I going to tell Chantel?

00:26:51I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.

00:26:52The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.

00:26:54Lights, camera, red carpet.

00:26:56Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition

00:26:58to the Dino Verdea.

00:27:01Now.

00:27:02Don't you think it's a bit soon yet?

00:27:04I mean, we just signed the contract.

00:27:07What's the matter?

00:27:09You're getting along, aren't you?

00:27:10Yeah, yeah, we're just really starting to warm up to each other.

00:27:15All right, so it's all settled.

00:27:16I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo,

00:27:19and don't be late.

00:27:20I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo.

00:27:22I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo.

00:27:23I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo.

00:27:24Bye, Dad.

00:27:25Bye, Dad.

00:27:35So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?

00:27:41Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.

00:27:45And?

00:27:46And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.

00:27:50But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,

00:27:53I think I can afford to let my hair down.

00:27:56You better not let that hair down.

00:27:58Sorry, just an expression.

00:28:06How's it going in there?

00:28:08I'm coming out.

00:28:16That bad?

00:28:21I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.

00:28:26Buy that dress.

00:28:27ASAP.

00:28:31Leave me alone, party boy.

00:28:34I've got my own function tonight.

00:28:46What are you looking at?

00:29:11You're spilling all over yourself.

00:29:13Thanks.

00:29:14Um, I...

00:29:16Did you forget my name?

00:29:18No, it's just something different.

00:29:22Did you change your hair?

00:29:24Why do you care?

00:29:25The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.

00:29:27I'm going out.

00:29:28I just forgot my charger.

00:29:29Awesome, thanks.

00:29:33I'm taking this.

00:29:35Wait, I've been calling you.

00:29:36We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.

00:29:38I told you, I'm busy.

00:29:40Hold on!

00:29:43Amelia!

00:29:51All right, hey.

00:29:52Look who's right on time.

00:29:54Nice.

00:29:55Where's Amelia?

00:29:57She's sick.

00:29:59She can't make it.

00:30:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:30:02If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.

00:30:05Yeah, you got to stay home with her.

00:30:07Give her some nice soup.

00:30:09I'll catch both of you for the next one.

00:30:12I'm telling you that I hope she feels better soon.

00:30:14Poor thing.

00:30:17Okay, Dad.

00:30:18See you in the office.

00:30:25Stupid dog walker?

00:30:26Tricking me with her makeover.

00:30:28I'll teach her to mess with my plans.

00:30:29Hey, it's Michael Lennon with Dino Levino.

00:30:40Do you still track people?

00:30:55Wow.

00:30:56Amelia.

00:30:57Hi.

00:30:57You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.

00:31:04Sorry.

00:31:05I don't come to concerts often.

00:31:07I kind of panicked.

00:31:08No worries.

00:31:09I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.

00:31:12Yeah.

00:31:13But you're drinking for free tonight.

00:31:15Talk to the bartender.

00:31:17Wow.

00:31:17The IP treatment.

00:31:19You look like it.

00:31:21Thanks, Jay.

00:31:21Hey, lover boy.

00:31:25We're on.

00:31:27Gotta go.

00:31:29Find me in the green room after.

00:31:31Hope you liked it.

00:31:32Break a leg, lover boy.

00:31:34Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.

00:31:56All I do, you know what I want, babe.

00:32:01You know what I want, babe.

00:32:05Good.

00:32:06Nothing from Michelangelo.

00:32:07Maybe he's learned his lesson.

00:32:10One more, please.

00:32:11But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.

00:32:24Jake, you guys are great.

00:32:27You really think so?

00:32:30I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.

00:32:32The who?

00:32:32You don't know the strokes.

00:32:38Are they older?

00:32:40I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.

00:32:43It's alright.

00:32:44Lots of stuff to introduce you to.

00:32:47You want some of a drink?

00:32:48Yeah.

00:32:55So, when did you learn how to play guitar?

00:33:00Since I was 13.

00:33:01I played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally

00:33:05going someplace.

00:33:07That's awesome.

00:33:08And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.

00:33:13You're going to quit dog walking?

00:33:15I thought you liked it.

00:33:18I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.

00:33:21I don't even like dogs that much.

00:33:23I'm more of a cat person.

00:33:25A cat person?

00:33:29Who doesn't like dogs?

00:33:31Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.

00:33:33I don't want to talk about work tonight.

00:33:36I just want to relax.

00:33:38Have a good time.

00:33:40You're beautiful, you know that?

00:33:41I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.

00:33:46Now I'm not sure.

00:33:48We have nothing in common.

00:33:50Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?

00:33:54The heck.

00:33:55I'm tipsy, and he's cute.

00:33:57Michelangelo had his fun.

00:33:58Now I can have mine.

00:33:59Looks like someone needs obedience.

00:34:17What's going on?

00:34:18That's Michelangelo, Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.

00:34:22He's not.

00:34:23You coming with me, dog walker?

00:34:25Don't make me get the leash.

00:34:27What the hell, Michelangelo?

00:34:28Back off, dude.

00:34:30Back off.

00:34:31Grubby little hipster.

00:34:32She's my fiancée.

00:34:33So that was an engagement ring?

00:34:36Jake, I can explain.

00:34:39Let's go.

00:34:41I'm really sorry, Jake.

00:34:43I'm not Jake.

00:34:49This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.

00:34:55And this is for making me listen to Andy.

00:34:56I can't believe you did that.

00:35:03After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.

00:35:06Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.

00:35:08Just an Italian-American psycho.

00:35:11I'm not following you around.

00:35:13You know what?

00:35:14I get it.

00:35:14You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.

00:35:19Me jealous?

00:35:20Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?

00:35:23Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.

00:35:25I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.

00:35:27I have a name.

00:35:30Wait, what are you doing?

00:35:31That is an original.

00:35:32I'm so sick of your bullshit.

00:35:34Oh, fine.

00:35:36I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.

00:35:39I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.

00:35:42You're treating me like shit.

00:35:44That's from the Renaissance.

00:35:46You're history's worst nightmare.

00:35:48I tried to make this work with you.

00:35:49We signed a contract.

00:35:50For an arranged marriage.

00:35:52Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:35:55You are such a simpleton.

00:35:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:36:02Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.

00:36:04I tried to get along with you.

00:36:05You brought this on to yourself.

00:36:07I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.

00:36:09Right back at you.

00:36:10I fucking hate you.

00:36:12I fucking hate you more.

00:36:14I like it.

00:36:19I don't know.

00:36:20I was OK.

00:36:22I was so excited for you.

00:36:23I was nervous.

00:36:23I was so excited.

00:36:24I was so excited for you.

00:36:36Oh

00:37:06where am i who's spooning me

00:37:18is that jake how drunk was i

00:37:23michelangelo dog walker oh i forgot we did that last night

00:37:36must have been all those free beers we don't have to talk about this right yeah too many drinks

00:37:43just forget it ever happened if that's what you want definitely um i have to go to work

00:37:54i should get up too oh my head there's pedialite in the fridge thanks for coming today sis of course

00:38:03my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise well you look great thanks i don't feel great

00:38:14the treatment's taking a lot out of me but you on the other hand are glowing today what's going on

00:38:24so michelangelo and i had sex last night wait for the first time yeah we're taking it slow

00:38:37michelangelo the male gigolo is taking it slow

00:38:40maybe i did misjudge him and how was it well really bad right i knew it actually

00:38:55it was the best sex i ever had well that explains the glow

00:39:00i am happy for you sis physical chemistry is important that's actually what i wanted to talk

00:39:09to you about i don't get it he and i are nothing alike and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons

00:39:15i feel like like an arcade game and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and you get

00:39:21the picture hey opposites attract i mean that's why you guys love each other so much because you're

00:39:32so different something like that

00:39:42here comes right on the schedule dog walker's in love with me

00:39:46i'll have to let it down easy weird i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning

00:40:02what was that about must be the hangover

00:40:05hey i'd like to hang out tonight maybe we can finish what we started last time

00:40:30hey unfortunately something came up i i can't make it tonight

00:40:35why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker and why hasn't she texted me yet

00:40:51hey

00:41:07we should talk about

00:41:13i'm not very good with words me neither but last night i you don't have to say anything

00:41:18we both know it was a mistake and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever

00:41:24happened i don't think you understand if you just listen to me for a second

00:41:28you don't have to worry about me catching feelings i'm a big girl i've had a one night stand before

00:41:33i've never been with someone like you before okay i get it i'm not one of your your models or your

00:41:40your d-list actresses you don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily i know that if

00:41:46you would take back last night that you would frankly so would i i mean you're driving me nuts

00:41:52you don't understand let's let's get some takeout and figure this thing out i don't need you to

00:41:57mansplain my own feelings to me wait did you just call me amelia

00:42:02what happened to dog walker i have a confession to make

00:42:12last night i don't know how i don't know why

00:42:17that was the best sex i've ever had in my life

00:42:19really do i look like i'm lying i'm not a good actor i could even do reality tv

00:42:29but there is a fire between us amelia some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry

00:42:38you sound like you're reading a horoscope amelia please

00:42:42i know you felt it too

00:42:51amelia please don't act like you didn't feel it too

00:42:56i felt it too

00:43:02so why are we fighting it i've been thinking about you all day

00:43:07me too

00:43:12so

00:43:26so i set the kitchen on fire

00:43:44how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to live fireball shots on fire

00:43:49it's not my fault they should change the name

00:43:50no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht

00:43:56if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off

00:43:59espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat

00:44:07you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad

00:44:14thanks

00:44:14you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything

00:44:23i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together

00:44:32why not were you planning on marrying someone else

00:44:48oh gucci what's the rush

00:44:50oh hey royce

00:44:58jake

00:44:59how's it going

00:45:01good yeah

00:45:04look the other night was kind of crazy i know

00:45:08i should have told you about michelangelo

00:45:10we were kind of in a fight

00:45:13i'm sorry for bringing you into this

00:45:14is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off

00:45:21like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw us together and

00:45:28he got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino

00:45:36i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need to talk

00:45:43thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance

00:45:51we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked come on gucci let's go

00:45:59cats are awesome

00:46:07that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line

00:46:13you think so oh maybe i'm finally starting to hang in the ceo thing oh yeah yeah now listen

00:46:20i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci sure

00:46:26but i mean your dog's more amelia specialty yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for

00:46:32a romantic date at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go get her

00:46:42love her boy

00:46:53so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before

00:46:59it's my dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your

00:47:08dainty hands do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no i like my work what's the point of working

00:47:20if you never get a chance to have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else you're letting me

00:47:29get closer to my little brother fetch gucci i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see

00:47:44what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli

00:48:04gucci but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto you know that's awful for dogs right i thought you

00:48:16were off the clock besides a special occasion i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour

00:48:24a little chianti into it okay this is for us why don't you get us a corkscrew what else is in the back

00:48:33just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner you can cook

00:48:39that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been

00:48:58how did you do this i can't cook at all making italian food is one of my favorite things to do

00:49:03did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me tell me about her i've never told a girl about

00:49:12my mom sorry i don't mean to pray she passed away when i was 11. breast cancer but i have a lot of

00:49:23good memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany and she taught me everything i know about

00:49:29cooking we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing i still have all

00:49:38of her recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special

00:49:46i miss her this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes

00:49:53it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy just don't tell tmz what about your parents

00:50:04my parents died in a car accident when i was 13. it's been me and betsy ever since i'm sorry

00:50:12i just really hope these treatments work

00:50:14i don't want to lose her too i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes

00:50:25i'll help you no no it's fine i like doing the dishes it relaxes me good because i hate them

00:50:33well then i guess we make a good team

00:50:34is it just the wine or am i really falling for him her

00:50:56hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work

00:51:02no thank you you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush

00:51:05okay well don't forget gucci how could i

00:51:11ready bro well let me fix your tie

00:51:15what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work

00:51:19and you wore man thongs two weeks ago touché there you go okay bye bye

00:51:27love you love you love you too

00:51:41sorry reflex i didn't mean to say that me neither too soon

00:51:46talk about it later yeah okay okay could that have been any more awkward and is michelangelo really

00:51:57in love with me

00:52:02look who's here hey my little guy hey little gucci look at this right here huh

00:52:11let's try it oh yeah now here's that here's mine right just like that huh yeah even got one for big

00:52:20brother right there come to papa yes my boy all right all right so we got to talk about this uh

00:52:30this wedding right this is two weeks off hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped

00:52:36into chris martin on the plane he says the band is free you like cold play right dad you can't have

00:52:44the wedding at the hollywood well all right then we'll book the magic castle how about that not too

00:52:51big plenty room for cold play huh let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like this

00:52:58what something wrong with amelia no everything's great it's better than great honestly but we cannot

00:53:08have a big flashy wedding that's our thing it's not amelia's thing i think it'd make it uncomfortable

00:53:16wow i never thought of that you know you have a very good point there

00:53:23i'm very impressed you've never acted like this with any other woman i can't say i've ever felt like

00:53:31this with another girl sounds like you might be falling in love love

00:53:38yeah i don't know he's so cute all right all right change the deal gonna cancel the hollywood bowl

00:53:48all right and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair a wedding with cold play no cold play dad

00:53:56no cold play

00:53:57so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working i know it i talked to my doctors yesterday

00:54:13and i'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you i wasn't expecting it

00:54:24i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions i almost had

00:54:30enough in my savings to cover that maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money what's wrong sis we should

00:54:38be celebrating i brought prosecco no yeah no i'm good yeah amelia i'm your sister you can tell me

00:54:49anything is it michelangelo is everything okay if that punk pretty boy hurts you i will take that

00:54:58man thong and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two it's not michelangelo

00:55:05let's see it's me i have to tell you something

00:55:11i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones

00:55:22it's the only way that i could pay for your treatments and you know that i would do anything

00:55:26for you actually he's not that bad i kind of like him yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome we need

00:55:38to get you out of there betsy i have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid stories you heard

00:55:49what he did to that floozy in disney world they banned him for life you'll never go to epcot he's

00:55:56not actually like the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get into your pants

00:56:04amelia if you marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet him yeah meet

00:56:16him maybe he'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count on it please me just

00:56:23give him the chance fine yes only one yes you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco

00:56:37you better bring the whole bottle

00:56:41thank you for making dinner of course i'm glad she's cancer free we need to celebrate

00:56:47michelangelo michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me

00:56:54right you mean besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along

00:57:00have a glass of wine tonight's gonna be great

00:57:04it's enormous why would anybody need so much room it's nice to see you too sis

00:57:26nice to finally meet you let's see

00:57:28so this is the infamous uh michelangelo

00:57:40how about we start off with a glass of champagne 96 domperion amelia said that's the year that you

00:57:45were born yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car why would anybody spend

00:57:52that much on a drink 8.99 at ralph's it's delicious this was made in france sorry can't touch that stuff

00:58:03so who wants a drink

00:58:17you've hardly touched your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great

00:58:38so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up

00:58:45you don't mind do you fire away so i know you two have been having your fun um but what's this

00:58:56relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off i don't think it's going to

00:59:04that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her

00:59:08or kids what's your stance on that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get

00:59:14bored and this gets too serious betsy look i know i have a past but i'm committed to him

00:59:23we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to anything see michelangelo that's my point

00:59:28you two are getting married and you barely know each other we know it all easy betsy

00:59:34i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon and if you really cared about amelia

00:59:41you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert i don't see a ring on your finger

00:59:47michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now it's no wonder amelia

00:59:52was so uptight when i met him she gets it from you are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia you

00:59:57started it why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best interests no she's

01:00:09alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo she's not

01:00:14been fair to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills and

01:00:18you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't talk to

01:00:23betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer that doesn't give her a right to insult me

01:00:31inside my own house this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants not to me you know maybe

01:00:37she should be concerned i don't like this side of you see i told you you should have spent more time

01:00:41getting to know each other but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that you told her she's my sister

01:00:47i don't care that violates our agreement oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some

01:00:52kind of obligation it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia i love you you love me don't listen

01:01:01to him he doesn't even know what that means shut the up you know what maybe she was right

01:01:07i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over we need to get out of here i've seen too many true

01:01:18crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets

01:01:26amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing you do so much better than him

01:01:34yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that we can talk about it on the road

01:01:43get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit mexico or canada

01:01:50whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos or worse i don't think romulus and

01:01:57michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the contract it's not like i told the media

01:02:04you don't know that we're liabilities lose ends you should listen to more true kind podcast

01:02:15get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now yeah you know michelangelo did

01:02:22manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night see he could have a sniper on us

01:02:28it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing

01:02:39you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off i've just been busy but

01:02:59it's over with now you should punish me for straying you make me sick i make me sick

01:03:11nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship

01:03:29okay let's get this over with

01:03:32is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry chantel

01:03:43i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be

01:03:51amelia broke up with me

01:03:59it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes

01:04:05never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am

01:04:08fucking devastated and all her wishes i could take back how i acted

01:04:13i just wanted to come back to me

01:04:26amelia hi dad gucci's gone i'll be right there

01:04:33romulus what oh wait well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know

01:04:48we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket

01:04:53i've been calling him all night but he won't come back

01:04:55well we can help you find him yeah right oh good thanks good gucci

01:05:06this better not be a trap just come on

01:05:11gucci gucci gucci hey hey where's michael angelo huh i thought you're both together why isn't he here

01:05:18with you oh um he's sorry i'm late dad where were you i had to stop for late night delivery

01:05:25mastriani's it's gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will

01:05:32smart move here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto here that's it

01:05:41amelia

01:05:51gucci

01:05:55gucci's all of us we've been looking for him all night long

01:06:03we're never gonna find him don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure keep looking

01:06:08he'll turn up in a few minutes see they're not gonna kill us i do have to admit though

01:06:16and expect to see this side of him he's really there for his dad his dad's dog

01:06:24so you approve now i didn't say that

01:06:29gucci

01:06:33gucci my boy's back

01:06:35gucci

01:06:43okay okay i'm a little closer to approving

01:06:48i might have possibly misjudged you

01:07:02a little

01:07:04it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true they just leave out part of the story

01:07:09amelia can we talk

01:07:16please

01:07:19amelia can we talk

01:07:21amelia

01:07:34amelia i'm sorry about earlier tonight

01:07:39i shouldn't have attacked your sister and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the

01:07:43contract

01:07:48i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement

01:07:54thanks for saying that

01:07:56i needed to hear that

01:07:59and i'm sorry for calling you a monster

01:08:03you're not one

01:08:05i'm still learning new things about you

01:08:08most of them are good

01:08:11i'm happy we signed the contract

01:08:14i'm not

01:08:17you're not what do you mean

01:08:20amelia this might sound crazy but

01:08:24i meant it when i said that i love you

01:08:27and i don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together

01:08:33i want to know that our love is real

01:08:38dad what is this i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia

01:08:44why son

01:08:46because i want to ask her to marry me

01:08:48and not because of some legal obligation

01:08:53but because she wants to

01:09:02consider our contract

01:09:03and the contract's null and void

01:09:12amelia where will it be

01:09:14will you marry me

01:09:17will you marry me

01:09:20will you marry me

01:09:23yes

01:09:23i'll marry you

01:09:24you

01:09:31you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world

01:09:38and i'm the happiest dog walker

01:09:42and i'm the happiest dog walker

01:09:45look at me i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct

01:09:52all right all right you two that's enough all right

01:09:55we spent this whole night together come over to my place all right we'll have a nice breakfast italian style

01:10:03hopefully it's not too rich for you

01:10:05i think i can get used to it

01:10:07and then we can all discuss the wedding all right i want to hear from everybody involved

01:10:13especially uh coldplay

01:10:15we're not getting coldplay dad

01:10:17it was worth a try

01:10:30and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows michelangelo

01:10:48amelia

01:10:51even though we're far from a perfect couple we're perfect together

01:10:56i've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs

01:11:04i don't know how i ever managed anything without you

01:11:10i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from my father this year and

01:11:20in return i promise

01:11:22i promise

01:11:24to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of

01:11:36amelia you are the only thing better than free underwear i love you so much

01:11:43i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model but here we are michelangelo you've

01:11:58helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest something i hope

01:12:02to do more of on our honeymoon in italy

01:12:09and although we haven't spent much time together it feels like a lifetime in a good way

01:12:15i know your mom would be proud of you ti amo michelangelo i love you

01:12:20with the power vested in me by almighty god and the city of beverly hills i now pronounce you husband

01:12:27and wife you may kiss your bride

01:12:38thanks i'm betsy amelia's sister

01:12:42i'm jake another dog walker

01:12:46it's crazy you know given my sister but i've always been more of a cat person me too

01:13:05red dragon record by short drama free follow for more

01:13:12red dragon record by short drama free follow for more

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