Los Gemelos del CEO Quieren a Mamá de Vuelta en Español

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00:00:00and you still haven't found a mommy for us are you kidding hey what's going on

00:00:06what is wrong with you i mean you're trying to kidnap kids mommy mommy daddy we finally

00:00:12found her daddy we cannot let her know that we're rich i have to make sure that she's

00:00:18going to treat you guys good first that's idea get out of my way so you touch these

00:00:25kids again and i will kill you i only make three thousand a month that's fine i'm the driver

00:00:31for a ceo 12 million hey boss boss seems like he needs our help so let's get to work mom's

00:00:42gonna be very surprised i'll give you everything you want if you let me what is it we gotta

00:00:48start thinking about baby names where'd you get the kids

00:00:52yep her blood pressure is dropping

00:01:04yep come on push we're losing her we're losing her

00:01:11cassandra i can't believe you got yourself knocked up

00:01:14you're a skank and a disgrace i'm telling you dad i heard you got blackout drunk at some party and

00:01:21woke up at a motel two towns over you have to do something about her before she ruins my reputation

00:01:26boring herself out like that you lose a moral brat you need to get rid of that bastard child right

00:01:33away before anyone else finds out do you hear me what about your bastard child right there

00:01:38hmm you didn't have an eye having her behind mom's back so how about this you get rid of yours and then

00:01:45i'll get rid of mine get out and stay out cassandra mortensen i'm disowning you great

00:01:51exactly what i wanted to hear

00:01:55congrats mama it's a boy and a girl they're beautiful and they both have the same heart

00:02:10shape birthmark on their collarbone just like you

00:02:12have you found the woman from that night yet

00:02:29where are my babies i'm sorry ma'am they both had fatal congenital birth defects

00:02:41they didn't make it

00:02:43here you go the babies is promised the mother thinks they're dead can i have the money now

00:03:03thank you so much for coming i hope you enjoy and let me know if you need anything

00:03:11thank you yeah thank you

00:03:12uh mr timon hey hi so i was the top sales employee again this month

00:03:22yep so i was just you know i was wondering if i could get those commission payouts and bonuses

00:03:31for the past few months please

00:03:34marry me i will pay in cash right now

00:03:41oh

00:03:42not to reject you or anything because i would never do that i'd be crazy i don't think that my

00:03:48husband would be too happy about that what yeah you are married

00:03:54ruben or are you fired

00:03:57for lying to me

00:04:01damn it how the heck am i supposed to find a husband

00:04:12here's the posters they put up this week mr steinwall

00:04:19help wanted sinking mother compensation five million dollars

00:04:25hands julian steinwall

00:04:27you rascal what were you thinking putting these up all over the city

00:04:46hot running talks come on dad you're going on 35 and you still haven't found your mommy for us

00:04:53all the kids at school make fun of us cause you obviously can't get a girl

00:05:00another word out of you chance and there's no allowance for you for a month

00:05:04every kid throws up with either a watch of love or watches money

00:05:07you're not willing to give me either i don't want you to be my daddy

00:05:12can't hold on wait for me

00:05:17what are you kidding

00:05:18look at them never mind chance just break charity

00:05:26hey what's going on

00:05:36hey what's going on

00:05:39what is wrong with you i mean you're trying to kidnap kids in the middle of broad daylight that's insane

00:06:02daddy

00:06:10daddy

00:06:15so um

00:06:20i'm really sorry about

00:06:24that i didn't realize you were their dad i didn't know i'm sorry

00:06:28don't worry it's a classic rom-com meet

00:06:31cute

00:06:32don't worry mommy i can buy you a drink myself

00:06:36oh wow thank you so much bud

00:06:37um just one thing why do y'all keep calling me mommy

00:06:42cause i see mommy in my dreams all the time

00:06:45you look just like her

00:06:46me too i got the same dreams too

00:06:49it's because we're twins

00:06:51twins

00:06:52mine were fraternal twins too

00:06:54where are my babies

00:06:56i'm sorry ma'am

00:06:58they both had fatal congenital birth defects

00:07:00they didn't make it

00:07:03anyway

00:07:05mommy

00:07:06what are you looking for in a future husband

00:07:09chance knock it off

00:07:11hey now

00:07:12adults shouldn't butt in when kids are talking

00:07:14how about this guy over here

00:07:17whoa

00:07:17oh my god

00:07:18six feet tall

00:07:20handsome

00:07:21great courier

00:07:23two amazing kids

00:07:25but never spends time around any woman

00:07:29yeah isn't that just your dad's picture

00:07:32i'm actually six foot two

00:07:34chance

00:07:34stop it right now or you're grounded

00:07:36okay stop don't ground him

00:07:39they're having fun clearly

00:07:40it's not a big deal

00:07:41it's okay mommy

00:07:43daddy actually never grounds us

00:07:45he just pretends to be scary

00:07:47oh yeah charity

00:07:49what do you know about disciplining kids

00:07:51do you have any kids

00:07:52that's what i thought

00:07:54okay chance charity let's go

00:07:57wait

00:07:57uh what if we got married

00:07:59then if if we were married i would be okay disciplining them because they'd be mine

00:08:08there you are you skank

00:08:10i've been looking all over for you

00:08:12i maxed out my cards buying you clothes and shoes and you you block my number

00:08:17excuse me for just a second i'll be right back

00:08:23huh i knew it she's just after my money

00:08:27all right we'll go back and wait

00:08:29cassandra i finally found you

00:08:36you're acting like you haven't seen me in three years it's been what like three days

00:08:42besides you are a married man

00:08:46act like it

00:08:48oh wait a minute you know i was married

00:08:51mm-hmm

00:08:52and you still spent my money

00:08:54yes

00:08:55revenge

00:08:56oh also i did send everything i got directly to your wife

00:09:00so um

00:09:01i hope she loves designer

00:09:04okay so um

00:09:13anyway

00:09:15about that marriage

00:09:16think about it

00:09:18chance charity

00:09:22why don't the two of you go get some ice cream

00:09:24yes

00:09:25sure i'll marry you

00:09:30yeah

00:09:30but just to be clear i don't have a dime to my name

00:09:33are you sure about that because your suits you're wearing looks

00:09:38like really nice actually

00:09:40i'm the driver for a ceo

00:09:42i only make like eight nine grand a month

00:09:45eight or nine that's

00:09:46not too bad that's significantly more than i make so

00:09:49uh i mean

00:09:51more like eight or nine grand uh quarterly

00:09:54oh

00:09:55and it fluctuates a lot i only make like

00:09:57two three thousand a month

00:09:59i mean that's that's not bad that's fine

00:10:01where are you living right now

00:10:02new parklands

00:10:03in a one bedroom one bed one bathroom apartment

00:10:08yeah it's just fairly big enough actually for me and the twins

00:10:10sorry did you just say new parklands

00:10:12come on

00:10:15no that's the literally the heart of the city

00:10:17those places go for what a couple thousand per square foot

00:10:21even the smallest ones are like two thousand square feet

00:10:24even if you were the ceo yourself you probably still couldn't afford to live there

00:10:27come on

00:10:28yeah no you're right new parklands is crazy that's crazy it is i know i'm sorry i i just do this thing when i get nervous i just start lying

00:10:36i do that

00:10:37no i do that too seriously i work in sales i literally lie to customers for a living

00:10:44uh no actually though i'm kidding um it's really it's about

00:10:50about what it's all about hard work not giving up so

00:10:54keep working hard maybe you'll get to live there one day

00:10:58anyway i am cassandra

00:11:02officially introducing myself i sell shoes for a living

00:11:06i make about three thousand a month but i make commission

00:11:10so you know i could help out with the kids expenses stuff like that

00:11:13uh-huh well

00:11:14okay actually

00:11:15don't say anything a good saleswoman always gives their customer ample time to make things over

00:11:22so no rush

00:11:23think about my offer okay

00:11:26why won't you marry her i'm not gonna drink my milk anymore if you don't marry her

00:11:35sure have it your way

00:11:38miss margaret

00:11:39there happy and what is it with you two and this fascination with this woman anyway you don't even

00:11:50know her don't you remember what happened to you when you were little your old nanny that i had to

00:11:55fire gave you sleeping pills and tried to kidnap you daddy had to pay a fortune just to get you back

00:12:00do you really want that to happen again

00:12:01no no no no charity charity i'm so sorry did daddy scare you

00:12:08no no i'm hungry i really wish you could eat milk and cereal right now

00:12:14well it's sitting there right in front of you why don't you just have some right now

00:12:19chance i told you to stop dragging your sister into this

00:12:29which one will you choose your pride or my sister who's starving to death

00:12:36you kids all right all right all right i'll marry her okay happy there's just one condition that we have

00:12:46to follow we cannot let her know that we're rich okay i have to make sure that she's going to treat

00:12:52you guys good first deal well then that's a deal

00:13:02you little rascals

00:13:05champ do we have to pretend to be poor right now i still got left a few million dollars left for my birthday present and i still want to buy her a huge diamond tiara no no silly that's not enough to get in my birthday present and i still want to buy her a huge diamond tiara

00:13:19no no no silly that's not enough to get mommy anything first let's get focused on getting mommy and daddy married

00:13:29then she'll get all daddy's money and that'll be a lot more than we have

00:13:35hello who's this this is uh uh william stein okay and who would that be your husband you might want to save this number

00:13:52oh come on dude seriously i mean you are the richest bachelor in winchester i mean you can marry anybody and you're letting your kids choose

00:14:09crazy how one night at a bar seven years ago can completely change your life around

00:14:14i should have never dragged you out for drinks man i mean you wouldn't have gotten drugged and knocked up a stranger

00:14:20a little over two grand a month with two kids

00:14:26girl that does not sound too stable to me how do you know that he's not using you

00:14:30he's pretty cute and the kids abby

00:14:33they're a boy and a girl fraternal twins

00:14:37they remind me of my babies

00:14:41cas you can't say that out loud ever okay

00:14:46he's just gonna think you're trying to replace the kids you lost he won't trust you

00:14:50yeah

00:14:51anyway where's the ring

00:14:53any honeymoon plans

00:14:54come on we can't afford any of that

00:14:56girl no stand up for yourself okay

00:14:59tell him you want to go shopping right now

00:15:01shopping

00:15:02text him if he's not spending his money on you he's just gonna be spending it on someone else

00:15:07you know what

00:15:09there is a little something that i want

00:15:12gold digger

00:15:19i knew it

00:15:21she's showing her two colors now

00:15:23i do think this is really pretty

00:15:27affordable too

00:15:28okay

00:15:28yeah i'll take both

00:15:31so

00:15:34you're picking something out for the kids

00:15:37yes

00:15:38i wanted a gift for them

00:15:40you know it's my first time being a mom and all

00:15:42i wanted to

00:15:43that was a bang

00:15:44that'll be $1,200 please

00:15:47$1,200

00:15:50for

00:15:52gotta get a discount

00:15:54i did get two

00:15:55but i want to get one

00:15:55no

00:15:57we don't do that around here

00:15:58come on

00:16:01work with me here

00:16:02i actually work here too

00:16:03right around the corner

00:16:03lita's luxury shoes

00:16:05ever heard of it

00:16:05so you

00:16:06you throw me a bone here

00:16:08i'll hook you up next time you come into the stop

00:16:10yeah

00:16:10i'll throw in a free pair of heel projectors

00:16:12i would bet

00:16:12it's only $1,200

00:16:15i mean if you can't afford it

00:16:18you don't need to waste my time

00:16:19are you taking them or not?

00:16:24yeah

00:16:25yeah

00:16:26i'm taking them

00:16:27i'll take them

00:16:28they do do discounts right now

00:16:35birthdays, holidays, stuff like that

00:16:38although it's not my birthday

00:16:39so that was a long shot

00:16:41but

00:16:41mommy!

00:16:42mommy, you've got to take one

00:16:43we'll take care of it like a gift for you

00:16:46thank you

00:16:48what about this one over there?

00:16:52it looks nice, doesn't it?

00:16:54of course it's nice

00:16:55it's $150,000

00:16:57$150,000

00:17:01for that

00:17:03my mom would like to try it on

00:17:06oh

00:17:08if you can't afford to buy it

00:17:11you can't afford to try it on

00:17:12i couldn't be held responsible

00:17:14if you damaged such a precious

00:17:16daddy, can you keep buying for mommy?

00:17:23okay, sweetheart

00:17:24i'll buy it

00:17:25wait

00:17:27i'm so sorry, charity

00:17:31i seem to have left my wallet at home

00:17:33sir

00:17:34if you'd like some other options

00:17:36there's a goodwill right around the corner

00:17:38that might be more of your seeing

00:17:40i'm doubting my father

00:17:42because you think he can't afford it

00:17:44because you think he can't afford it

00:17:46what's going on here?

00:17:48mr richard

00:17:49sir

00:17:50hello mr richards

00:17:51my wife here was

00:17:53looking at the rings over there

00:17:55and just locked it right here

00:17:56but

00:17:57i seem to have forgot my wallet at home

00:17:59you guys do discounts for birthdays, right?

00:18:02just so happens to be my birthday today

00:18:04i was hoping

00:18:06i was hoping

00:18:07you get that discount

00:18:10discount

00:18:11okay, you know what, will?

00:18:15let's just go

00:18:16if this was half off

00:18:17we couldn't afford it

00:18:18let alone some birthday discount

00:18:19gillian

00:18:20what?

00:18:21what?

00:18:22what was that?

00:18:23what?

00:18:24the necklace, everything is free

00:18:25don't worry about it

00:18:26you have to pay

00:18:27no

00:18:28no

00:18:29we'll even throw in the rings for the kiddos

00:18:32we'll even throw in the rings for the kiddos

00:18:35yes

00:18:36oh

00:18:37you enjoy your birthday, right?

00:18:39free?

00:18:40yes

00:18:41thanks

00:18:42thank you so much

00:18:43thank you charity

00:18:44you have yourself a fantastic birthday

00:18:45oh

00:18:46thank you

00:18:47yes

00:18:48thank you

00:18:49hope to see you soon

00:18:52sir

00:18:53what the hell?

00:18:54how could you give away all of that for free richard?

00:18:57you're the stupidest person in this entire fall?

00:19:03that was killian steinwell

00:19:05the wealthiest man in all of winchester

00:19:07you know when the recession happened

00:19:09he kept this entire company alive

00:19:11and your salary

00:19:12i can keep up to hold that door

00:19:14everything for him

00:19:16she'll be right with you sir

00:19:22oh my god

00:19:23we got all of that for free

00:19:24he just gave us up

00:19:25that is quite the birthday discount

00:19:26if i've ever seen one

00:19:27i'm gonna come back every year

00:19:28it's settled

00:19:31wait

00:19:32why'd you take that off?

00:19:33well it's expensive

00:19:35i wanna keep it in pristine condition

00:19:37for when charity grows up

00:19:39i think she's gonna love it one day

00:19:40right?

00:19:41yeah

00:19:42it was only $150,000

00:19:44i got it for you

00:19:45keeping it

00:19:46did you just say only $150,000?

00:19:49who do you think you are?

00:19:52some sort of billionaire?

00:19:53that was crazy

00:19:54that was a crazy statement

00:19:55anyway

00:19:56who wants to see what i got for you two?

00:19:58me!

00:19:59yes yes yes

00:20:00alright

00:20:01alright it's right in here

00:20:02ready?

00:20:03necklaces

00:20:05here i'll put them on you guys

00:20:06ready?

00:20:08ready?

00:20:09thank you

00:20:10nice

00:20:12that birthmark on his collarbone

00:20:14one for charity

00:20:16one for charity

00:20:17yes

00:20:18oh

00:20:20charity has the birthmark too

00:20:22congrats mama

00:20:24it's a boy and a girl

00:20:25they're beautiful

00:20:26and they both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone just like you

00:20:31they both have the heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone just like you

00:20:34they both have the heart-shaped birthmark

00:20:38oh

00:20:39where'd you get the kids?

00:20:42where'd you get the kids?

00:20:44from their mom? what do you think i popped them out?

00:20:51right

00:20:53right

00:20:54uh so where is their mom now?

00:20:57ah

00:20:59the ex-wife

00:21:04she moved to europe after the divorce and became a fashion designer

00:21:08stop it cassandra

00:21:10of course they have a mom your bio kids died seven years ago

00:21:21hi

00:21:22miss mortenson you booked an appointment with us today to look at a three bedroom apartment?

00:21:25yeah sure sure yeah we'll be right over

00:21:30whew

00:21:31all right who wants to go see our new apartment?

00:21:34you?

00:21:35me?

00:21:36wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on

00:21:38our new apartment? like the four of us living together?

00:21:42yeah

00:21:44what's good of being married if we're not sharing expenses?

00:21:47trust me it was much cheaper to rent as a couple

00:21:50but i am going to try to talk the realtor down a little bit price-wise

00:21:54i'm going to need all three of your helps

00:21:56all right

00:21:57listen up anytime she asks you any question

00:21:59this is what i'm gonna need

00:22:00i'm gonna need all of you to be like

00:22:01hmm i don't know

00:22:03i gotta think about that i'm not sure

00:22:05stuff like that to talk her down

00:22:07got it thumbs up

00:22:08got it

00:22:09all right

00:22:10all right

00:22:11yeah

00:22:12let's go

00:22:16what'd you think about the apartment?

00:22:18uh... yeah i mean it's okay

00:22:21it's just the master bedroom's a little small for us

00:22:25all right you said it was four thousand a month

00:22:27right?

00:22:28that's just i don't know it's a bit out of our budget

00:22:31right?

00:22:32well

00:22:37oh right

00:22:38right

00:22:39yeah

00:22:40yeah it's what?

00:22:41800 square feet?

00:22:42i mean how the hell is anyone supposed to live in a place like that?

00:22:44yeah

00:22:45they're living smaller than the guest bedroom at home

00:22:49and the kitchen doesn't even have a private shelf

00:22:51it's a three bedroom for four thousand right in winchester city

00:22:59if you're gonna act like that then i'm sorry

00:23:01but i can't help you

00:23:03nobody can

00:23:05have a great day

00:23:07no i

00:23:11i told you guys to be nitpicky not insane

00:23:15great

00:23:16great that's awesome we just we don't have a place to live but that's okay we can

00:23:19have a tent

00:23:21right?

00:23:24don't worry it's all month

00:23:26we have teams of houses all over the world

00:23:28like in France and

00:23:31okay buddy

00:23:32i told you those are monopoly houses not real houses right?

00:23:37we can't actually live there this is real life

00:23:42hey i was looking at some properties too actually you want to go check them out?

00:23:46yeah

00:23:47well yeah yeah let's go

00:23:54we did it!

00:23:55come on kids let's go

00:23:57whoa

00:24:01wow okay so

00:24:03this is a

00:24:05a four bedroom for only three thousand a month?

00:24:08uh it's two thousand actually

00:24:10was someone murdered here? why is it so cheap?

00:24:18so why is it only two thousand a month?

00:24:22uh it's my ex boss's place he's renting it out to us

00:24:27he's very picky about who he rents it out to

00:24:28let's see they have to be married

00:24:32no single renters

00:24:35no one over the age of 34

00:24:37they have to have kids

00:24:39twins specifically

00:24:40a boy and a girl

00:24:42yeah yeah that's it

00:24:44um and we check all those boxes so that's why he's given us such a good deal on it

00:24:46yeah

00:24:47wow

00:24:48wow

00:24:50wow

00:24:52and we get all of this?

00:24:56uh huh yeah yeah all ours we get a move in here today if we want

00:25:08what?

00:25:10i mean new homes new beginnings i guess

00:25:13i'm gonna go ahead and i'm gonna make you guys something super special for dinner

00:25:17okay

00:25:19uh come on dad let's help mommy

00:25:22where's charity at?

00:25:23look at that theme work hold on

00:25:43thank you mommy it tastes so good and looks so good

00:26:00wow

00:26:02these do look good

00:26:04that's it

00:26:06that's it

00:26:08these are for the kids okay

00:26:09just

00:26:11whatever they don't finish i'm gonna whip up and turn into a pasta

00:26:15alright trust me it's gonna be good

00:26:17you sure?

00:26:18yes i'm sure

00:26:20see

00:26:22told you they wouldn't at all

00:26:24Cass i didn't know you could cook so good

00:26:27i can do more than just cook

00:26:29um showing

00:26:31home repairs change attire

00:26:33i can do it all

00:26:35where'd you learn to do all that?

00:26:38what do you have a job or something?

00:26:39not exactly

00:26:41no

00:26:42okay if you wanna learn any life skills

00:26:44all you have to do is

00:26:46A. have your mom die when you're really young

00:26:48B. have your dad remarry

00:26:50and C. have that person he remarries be an evil evil stepmother

00:26:54uh just do all of that and i guarantee you will have life skills

00:26:57faster than you think

00:26:59mommy that's what happened with cinderella right?

00:27:03does that mean you're cinderella?

00:27:06and that's the same thing that happened with prince charming

00:27:10does that mean you're prince charming?

00:27:13honestly yeah when you put it like that

00:27:16that kind of is us huh

00:27:18i mean no seriously i have my thing with the shoes and you're a driver

00:27:21that's cute

00:27:25alright prince charming i'm gonna go get the dishes

00:27:27i don't know

00:27:29you sit down princess

00:27:31i'll be doing the dishes around here

00:27:33let it go let it be

00:27:39oh mr samans

00:27:41hi i i marriage certificate right here so i am married

00:27:47could i have my permission?

00:27:49you're married?

00:27:50ah

00:27:52that's even better

00:27:54what's secret?

00:27:56i don't like my relationship

00:27:59spicy

00:28:01say yes to me

00:28:03and you get your commission

00:28:05get some

00:28:07behave yourself mr simon i'm recording the whole thing right here

00:28:10if my husband sees that he's not gonna be happy

00:28:12oh yeah?

00:28:14i heard that he's some driver

00:28:16and he has two kids

00:28:18those puttos mocosos

00:28:20why you become a real

00:28:24winner?

00:28:26to be romantic

00:28:28we were meant to be?

00:28:31we were meant to be?

00:28:33what are you some kind of wacko fucking fortune teller?

00:28:37so what? you are poor taxi driver

00:28:40i don't need to read your star sign

00:28:42to know that you are dying in poverty

00:28:46huh

00:28:48funny i'm a bit of a fortune teller myself

00:28:50and right now my fortune

00:28:52saying your future looks pretty grim

00:28:55cause in about five minutes i'm gonna beat the shit out of you

00:28:58and you're gonna lose your job

00:29:04you are lying

00:29:07i need to make a phone call

00:29:13tell her if you need anything, right?

00:29:18you never get to commission now

00:29:20you are fired

00:29:22i'm sued you for my medical bills

00:29:24just you wait cassandra

00:29:26i'll ruin you

00:29:30hey boss

00:29:32what's up?

00:29:34what?

00:29:36i am fired?

00:29:38why? why? no no no

00:29:39no no no

00:29:43are you actually a fortune teller? because now it's insane

00:29:46no i dabbled in it here and there

00:29:48at make ends meet

00:29:50wow that's crazy

00:29:52well could you tell me

00:29:54when that 80k is gonna hit my account?

00:29:56because i could use that right now

00:29:58let me show you a magic trick

00:30:00i'd say you'd see it right

00:30:05about

00:30:07now

00:30:09check your bank account

00:30:11okay i'll check my bank

00:30:14oh my god it's all there

00:30:16the 80k is in my bank account it's right there

00:30:19it is right there

00:30:21what?

00:30:22i can't believe you're so excited over a mere 80k

00:30:25um... did you just say a mere 80k?

00:30:28that is so much money

00:30:30do you have any idea how much money that is?

00:30:32ah we've struck gold will

00:30:37yeah

00:30:39we knew your wife was working under one of my family businesses

00:30:43i'll get her job all sorted out

00:30:45thanks bro

00:30:47you know you treat her awfully well for one of those contract marriages

00:30:52oh don't tell me you caught feelings for her

00:30:57oh you still got that scar huh?

00:30:59tell you what

00:31:01drop by the hospital at some point and i'll get dermatology to fix it up right for you

00:31:06sir

00:31:07no way you moved in with him?

00:31:13okay how's married life girl?

00:31:15stop stop it's not like that okay it's a contract marriage we don't even sleep in the same bedroom

00:31:19oh my god jeez cas come on

00:31:22don't tell me you're too shy to make a move

00:31:24you really have to get back out there i mean you literally haven't been with anyone else since that one guy from like seven years ago

00:31:31come on

00:31:33do you really not remember anything at all?

00:31:35nothing?

00:31:37please

00:31:38i mean with how drunk i was that night i can't even remember his face

00:31:41damn

00:31:43okay i mean there's one thing about him i remember but it's small it's minor it's

00:31:46oh my god tell me what is it

00:31:47he had like um like a scar right at the bottom of his abs

00:31:56oh

00:31:57this is fucking

00:31:58oh

00:32:02oh

00:32:04hey uh

00:32:06are the kids

00:32:08where are you looking? are the kids asleep?

00:32:09uh i'm sorry

00:32:11the kids yeah i just read them a bedtime story and yeah they're asleep

00:32:15cool

00:32:16um

00:32:18you know i'm just gonna go to bed i'm gonna go to the guest room

00:32:21okay

00:32:22great

00:32:23sleep tight

00:32:25okay

00:32:27both go to the right

00:32:29yeah

00:32:30alright one two three

00:32:31okay

00:32:32wait

00:32:34he's such a straight laced man

00:32:35he doesn't even know how to flirt

00:32:37and that's his wife

00:32:40seems like he needs our help

00:32:43again

00:32:45okay

00:32:48i'm gonna go this way

00:32:49yeah

00:32:50mommy

00:32:51hi

00:32:52mommy could we sleep with you tonight

00:32:54yes

00:32:55please mom

00:32:56chance charity what are you doing i just read you your bedtime story you need to be asleep

00:33:00well

00:33:01you know what

00:33:03why don't i just take the big bed with them and you can go to the guest room tonight

00:33:06alright that sounds good

00:33:08thanks

00:33:09no worries

00:33:10no

00:33:11daddy you two

00:33:12i can't do that i have to be up early tomorrow guys go to bed with mom okay

00:33:16daddy just this once daddy please

00:33:29i'll leave once they fall asleep

00:33:31it won't be long

00:33:42if daddy gets cold she'll snuggle up with mommy just like a real couple

00:33:49yeah

00:33:50yeah

00:33:51yeah

00:33:52yeah

00:33:53yeah

00:33:55yeah

00:33:56yeah

00:33:57yeah

00:33:58yeah

00:33:59yeah

00:34:00yeah

00:34:01yeah

00:34:02yeah

00:34:03yeah

00:34:04yeah

00:34:05yeah

00:34:06yeah

00:34:07yeah

00:34:08yeah

00:34:09yeah

00:34:10yeah

00:34:11yeah

00:34:12yeah

00:34:14yeah

00:34:16yeah

00:34:18holy shit

00:34:19those pecs

00:34:21and those abs

00:34:24oh i can not be having those thoughts about him

00:34:28wait

00:34:30how come he has a scar there too

00:34:32What are you doing?

00:34:41Cassandra, what are you doing here?

00:34:43This wasn't a part of the deal.

00:34:45We were supposed to put the kids to sleep, not be sleeping here.

00:34:48Together.

00:34:49What am I doing?

00:34:51You're under my blanket right now, mister.

00:34:57Chance!

00:34:58Get in here right now!

00:34:59Stop yelling at them.

00:35:01They were probably cold.

00:35:03Besides, you're my husband now.

00:35:08Means I can do whatever I want with you.

00:35:11Including sleeping in the same bed.

00:35:14Are you trying to take advantage of me right now?

00:35:17I think they're gonna kiss.

00:35:20Alright, you two.

00:35:22Let's do some breakfast in those bellies.

00:35:27Let's go.

00:35:29This mattress is so uncomfortable.

00:35:31I can't sleep on this.

00:35:38Forrest.

00:35:40Yeah, you remember that $90,000 mattress?

00:35:43Send one to my new place.

00:35:45Thanks.

00:35:46Um, what is all this?

00:36:00Um, this is an old mattress that I found downstairs.

00:36:04I figured I'd try to salvage it, because we're trying to save money where we can't, right?

00:36:08Yeah.

00:36:09Yeah.

00:36:10Cool.

00:36:10Lucky find.

00:36:11Awesome.

00:36:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:36:14Is this a Constantine?

00:36:15These watches are like 200 grand.

00:36:20Why do you have a watch this expensive?

00:36:23Why do you have a watch that expensive?

00:36:25Uh, sorry about that.

00:36:27This is actually fake.

00:36:28I still wear it because I'm a chauffeur and I have to look the part, but this is only like 50 bucks.

00:36:34This is only 50 bucks?

00:36:35Oh, man.

00:36:39It looks really real.

00:36:40Mm-hmm.

00:36:43Oh, you have to get me one.

00:36:45Yes.

00:36:46Yes, yeah, yeah.

00:36:46I have this friend.

00:36:47Her birthday's coming up, and she's obsessed with watches.

00:36:49Usually the fakes are like crazy expensive, though.

00:36:51Please.

00:36:52Please.

00:36:52Uh, Cass, I don't think that's a good idea.

00:36:55I mean, this is a fake watch.

00:36:56You don't want to give your friend a fake watch.

00:36:58But I'm not going to get her one.

00:36:59I'm going to get her five.

00:37:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:01I'll send you the money.

00:37:02Okay, don't even worry about that.

00:37:03Just take care of getting the watches.

00:37:05It doesn't even have to be a Constantine.

00:37:06Anything that they have, Rolex, whatever.

00:37:09She loves them all.

00:37:10If they look as good as this does, she's going to love it.

00:37:18Uh-huh.

00:37:18Yeah.

00:37:24All right, so you guys go ahead and take this.

00:37:26This is my ice cream.

00:37:27I'll meet you guys there, okay?

00:37:38Welcome to Lido's Luxury Shoes.

00:37:40Can I help?

00:37:42Cassandra?

00:37:43What are you doing here?

00:37:45Can't believe you're working customer service.

00:37:47How the mighty's fallen.

00:37:49You should have told us.

00:37:51That way we could have laughed in your face sooner.

00:37:53I bet you're regretting going no contact with us when you did.

00:37:56You know what?

00:37:57Yeah, I do regret that.

00:37:59I wish I had left that hellhole sooner.

00:38:02That's what I wish.

00:38:06Yeah, right?

00:38:07Yeah.

00:38:07Dad just bought me a new villa last week.

00:38:10Jealous?

00:38:12Excuse me, ma'am.

00:38:14Are you going to purchase anything?

00:38:16Because the door is right over there.

00:38:17If not, feel free to use it.

00:38:19Of course I'm going to buy something.

00:38:23And I want you to serve me.

00:38:29Personally.

00:38:32Quick, charity, pull daddy.

00:38:34Tell him while we're getting bullied.

00:38:36Come on!

00:38:38Okay.

00:38:40Okay, these are from our curated collection.

00:38:42I think you'll really like them.

00:38:43Get down.

00:38:45I want you to put them on my feet.

00:38:51Sure thing, ma'am.

00:38:52Mm-hmm.

00:38:55Aw, look at you.

00:38:57We came from the same family,

00:38:59went to the same fashion school.

00:39:01And now look at us.

00:39:03I'm a hot couture designer,

00:39:05and you're putting on my shoes for me.

00:39:08Like a little maid.

00:39:10Ow!

00:39:11Vanessa!

00:39:11Get me something else.

00:39:19I don't like them.

00:39:24Right away, ma'am.

00:39:33These might be more to your taste.

00:39:35These are handcrafted in Italy,

00:39:37typically reserved for VIP clients.

00:39:40This pink pair in particular

00:39:42is a one-of-a-kind, unique design.

00:39:45Mm-hmm.

00:39:45So.

00:39:50Oh.

00:39:56That's more like it.

00:39:57Yeah, you like them?

00:39:58We do also have those in purple.

00:40:00They are also part of our premium collection

00:40:02with a price tag to match.

00:40:03$8,000.

00:40:04Of course, that shouldn't be a problem for you.

00:40:07Right?

00:40:08You are a hot couture designer.

00:40:10Of course I have the money.

00:40:13I'll just pick whichever pair I like more.

00:40:18So, which ones do you like?

00:40:20Just give me one second, okay?

00:40:22Right.

00:40:23What are you doing?

00:40:26I'm just, I'm helping.

00:40:28There.

00:40:29Okay, I just sent a poll to our entire high school.

00:40:31Ready?

00:40:31Ran into Vanessa Mortensen at Lido's Luxury Shoes.

00:40:34Help her decide between these two pairs of ultra-high-end heels.

00:40:37She can't afford them both.

00:40:39Oh my god, the results are already coming in.

00:40:40People are already voting.

00:40:41That's crazy!

00:40:43They love them.

00:40:44Vanessa.

00:40:45Oh, you really should get both.

00:40:46Unless you really can't afford them.

00:40:52Money's not a problem.

00:40:54Awesome!

00:40:55Pack them up.

00:40:57Great.

00:40:57So, that'll be $8,000 for the purple pair

00:41:00and $10,000 for those pink ones right there.

00:41:02Awesome.

00:41:03How would you like to pay a cash or card?

00:41:09Great.

00:41:10That was more than a month's worth of commission for me.

00:41:12Thank you so much.

00:41:13I really do hope to see you again here soon.

00:41:17Get out of my way.

00:41:22Hey, hey, are you okay?

00:41:23Are you okay?

00:41:24I'm fine.

00:41:25I'm fine.

00:41:26You're fine.

00:41:30Don't let go of me, you psycho!

00:41:32You can threaten me, harass me, even assault me.

00:41:37But you touch these kids again and I will kill you, bitch!

00:41:41What are you going to do about it?

00:41:44I'm the customer.

00:41:45I can do whatever I want.

00:41:46You better back off or I'll get you fired.

00:41:50You better back off or I'll get you fired.

00:41:52Yeah, go ahead.

00:41:54I already got my commission and my bonus payout anyway.

00:41:56What is that supposed to mean?

00:41:58What does that mean?

00:41:59I don't have to hold him back.

00:42:12Just you wait, Cassandra Mortensen.

00:42:17Hi.

00:42:18Hi, baby.

00:42:19Hi.

00:42:19Hey, are you okay?

00:42:20You're okay.

00:42:21I'm totally fine.

00:42:22Okay.

00:42:22What are you doing here?

00:42:26Charity told me that there was a damsel in distress in here, but...

00:42:32Looks like Miss Damsel has it under control.

00:42:35I'm sorry.

00:42:37I let Chance get hurt today.

00:42:39How you doing, buddy?

00:42:41I'm fine, Daddy.

00:42:42It doesn't hurt anymore.

00:42:44See?

00:42:45He's all right.

00:42:47One more thing.

00:42:48I, uh...

00:42:50I kind of quit my job.

00:42:52Just now.

00:42:53What?

00:42:53Why'd you do that?

00:42:55You're the kind of person who got married just to get a bonus.

00:42:58Why'd you quit so fast?

00:43:00She went after the kids.

00:43:02Well, that's where I draw the line.

00:43:06I got bullied a lot when I was their age.

00:43:10I don't want that for them.

00:43:11Well, I mean, there's plenty of other jobs out there, right?

00:43:14Hey.

00:43:16I'll pick up some more hours in the meantime.

00:43:20Here.

00:43:21You can use this for now.

00:43:28I'm the guy.

00:43:29Let me take care of things for a bit.

00:43:31Oh, wow.

00:43:33So mysterious.

00:43:34So cool.

00:43:34Acting like a CEO over there.

00:43:37I know, right?

00:43:39I might just treat myself to a fancy dinner tonight.

00:43:42Hey.

00:43:43I'm kidding.

00:43:43Don't get carried away.

00:43:45I'm kidding.

00:43:45Don't.

00:43:46That was really sweet.

00:43:51So much for three years of work.

00:43:54I guess I never really kept in my grocery store.

00:43:56What's this?

00:43:59Nothing.

00:43:59No, it's just something I scribbled when I was bored of work.

00:44:02Cassandra, these are professional.

00:44:05You have a real talent for this.

00:44:07Why don't you work at a fashion studio?

00:44:10I did go to fashion school, you know.

00:44:13Best in the country, actually.

00:44:15But, uh, senior year, somebody stole my designs, and I got kicked out for plagiarism.

00:44:25Blacklisted from all the major fashion houses.

00:44:28What?

00:44:29It was like seven years ago.

00:44:30I'm over it.

00:44:30I promise.

00:44:31It's done.

00:44:32Oh, damn.

00:44:33I mean, every time you talk about your life, it just gets worse and worse, you know?

00:44:37Okay, and what are you getting so worked up about?

00:44:39It's my life.

00:44:40I'm fine with it.

00:44:42Besides, I might not have ever met you.

00:44:45Or the kids, if I was still in school, you know?

00:44:48You know, there's got to be some company out there that doesn't care about your education.

00:44:54How about YS House?

00:44:56YS House?

00:44:58Yeah.

00:44:59Why don't you trade your luck there, at least?

00:45:01Hey, what's the worst that could happen?

00:45:12Horace, call the director down at YS House and set an appointment up for a Miss Cassandra.

00:45:18Mortensen.

00:45:19Oh, sir.

00:45:20I didn't know they were hiring.

00:45:22They're hiring now.

00:45:27Oh, my God.

00:45:30Will?

00:45:31Will!

00:45:32Will, I got the job at YS House.

00:45:33I got it!

00:45:34Yes!

00:45:35Yes!

00:45:37Yes!

00:45:38Yes!

00:45:40Oh, my God.

00:45:41You come to my lucky jars, you know?

00:45:43You should be thanking their dad, not them.

00:45:45Mm.

00:45:46I think somebody is jealous.

00:45:49Me?

00:45:50Oh, you're talking about me.

00:45:52You're jealous, jealous, jealous, jealous, jealous, jealous!

00:45:56Oh, my God.

00:46:04You're welcome.

00:46:05Are you sure your boss is cool with you taking his car like that?

00:46:13Hey, boss.

00:46:13Sorry for running late.

00:46:15Traffic.

00:46:17Boss.

00:46:18Sorry, I thought you said you were a driver.

00:46:20Good one, boss.

00:46:23This is Horace, the CEO's assistant.

00:46:27That's right.

00:46:29I am the CEO's assistant.

00:46:30Yes, and I'm the driver.

00:46:32And you are the driver.

00:46:33Yeah.

00:46:33Of course.

00:46:33Well, I guess I'll let you drive, then.

00:46:36Yeah, let me drive us to work.

00:46:38You can sit in the back seat.

00:46:40I'll sit in the back.

00:46:41You drive.

00:46:42William.

00:46:43Yes.

00:46:44That's my name.

00:46:45Yeah.

00:46:45You're going to have such a good first day.

00:46:48Okay.

00:46:50What are we doing?

00:46:51Play along.

00:46:52Just play along.

00:46:57Hey, wait, wait, wait.

00:46:58You didn't, like, pull any strings to get me into YS house.

00:47:03Pull strings?

00:47:04Yeah.

00:47:04Come on, Cass.

00:47:05The only thing I know how to pull is, uh, is the clutch.

00:47:10No, you got the job because you're good enough.

00:47:12All right?

00:47:14Let's go.

00:47:15So this is the new space.

00:47:22This is the conference room.

00:47:23And here is the common space where everybody is.

00:47:27Hi, everyone.

00:47:27My name is Cassandra Mortensen.

00:47:29I'm starting today.

00:47:31Cassandra Mortensen.

00:47:33Wow.

00:47:35Didn't expect you to show up here.

00:47:38Vanessa?

00:47:40What are you doing here?

00:47:42That's what I should be asking you, bitch.

00:47:43Of course, I'd end up working with my college dropout cheating sister.

00:47:48That's right.

00:47:48Her sister plagiarized her senior project and got kicked out.

00:47:51I don't want to show up for that shitty boutique at the mall.

00:47:54If any of you have a problem with me being here, take it up with the hiring manager because I am not leaving.

00:48:01Get out of the room, ladies.

00:48:02Mr. Leroll is coming in soon.

00:48:04Cassandra, I want you sitting in to learn how we run things around here, okay?

00:48:08Mr. Leroll is our newest client.

00:48:12He's worked with all the top fashion houses in France.

00:48:15So just stay out of the way and don't mess this up for everyone.

00:48:21To be honest, I'm a bit disappointed with your designs today.

00:48:29I expect it better.

00:48:32Sir, my designs are based off Monet's water lilies.

00:48:35The colors.

00:48:36Yes, yes, yes, Monet.

00:48:38There's always flowers and pictures with you people.

00:48:41Don't you know anything else about France?

00:48:44I have something else, sir.

00:48:46Shut it, idiot.

00:48:48I'd like to see it.

00:48:50But I'm warning you.

00:48:52Don't disappoint me.

00:48:55This piece I call Out of the Canon.

00:48:58Out of the Canon?

00:49:00My apologies, sir.

00:49:03My sister, she's new.

00:49:05She technically shouldn't even be here because she was kicked out of fashion school for plagiarism.

00:49:10Oh, really?

00:49:12No, no.

00:49:13I never plagiarized.

00:49:15Although, this is actually inspired by other people's work.

00:49:22This is inspired by other people's work.

00:49:27The Parisian street artists.

00:49:29Sometimes the best art isn't found in a museum.

00:49:33It's all around you, especially in a city as unique and vibrant as Paris.

00:49:38I feel like it's important for people to stop and take a look at what's going on around them.

00:49:43Out of the Canon.

00:49:45The spray can.

00:49:46That is a fantastic idea.

00:49:48The best one I've heard all day.

00:49:50Why wasn't it with the others?

00:49:52Oh, that's my fault.

00:49:54I turned it in late.

00:49:55That's all right.

00:49:56I mean, you obviously know French culture.

00:49:58You don't also happen to know wines, do you?

00:50:01Oh.

00:50:03Well, let's just say I have quite the collection.

00:50:05And, you know, a glass of wine here or there helps me need a little inspiration.

00:50:10At last.

00:50:11Someone who understands me.

00:50:13Quite the collection, huh, Cass?

00:50:15Well, how about this?

00:50:16How about you have Mr. LaRolled over tonight?

00:50:18We'll all tag along to see where you get all your inspiration from.

00:50:22I'm sure you'd love to have us over, right?

00:50:25Oh!

00:50:25You know, well, the thing is...

00:50:28That is a brilliant idea.

00:50:30I'd love to see how you work, Cassandra.

00:50:32Oh, so it's settled.

00:50:35I'll see you at six.

00:50:39I would love to see how you pull this one off in your shitty one-bedroom shack.

00:50:50Will, hey.

00:50:51Mommy, Daddy's on a work trip.

00:50:53Did you need anything?

00:50:54All right.

00:50:55Chance?

00:50:56Charity?

00:50:57Listen up.

00:50:57Um, here's the deal.

00:50:59Mommy has got a really, really big client who wants to come over to our house tonight

00:51:05at 6 p.m. with a lot of people, and they're expecting fancy wine and dinner.

00:51:09Guess what?

00:51:11We don't have any of that.

00:51:12So, I'm going to need your help right now.

00:51:13I'm going to need your help whenever everybody shows up tonight.

00:51:15I'm going to need you to pretend like nobody's home,

00:51:17and I'm going to need you to not open the door under any circumstances.

00:51:22Got it?

00:51:23Okay, thank you.

00:51:24Does Mommy need their help again?

00:51:29Yes, indeed, Charity.

00:51:31And we're not six anymore.

00:51:33We're seven.

00:51:34It's time to get to work.

00:51:41Hello, Mrs. Margaret.

00:51:43Our new Mommy needs your help.

00:51:46All right, everyone.

00:51:54Attention, please.

00:51:55We only have one hour to work, so let's get to work.

00:52:04Come on, come on.

00:52:05You took it over here.

00:52:06Get that cake, Adam.

00:52:07All right.

00:52:08All right.

00:52:08Let's go for 10 p.m. on the top show.

00:52:12Sparkling and Rosé on the side.

00:52:14Where did you want this antique?

00:52:19To both in place in the kitchen, of course.

00:52:21When would you like this, Matisse?

00:52:23I'm going to have a new warhol next to the Japanese watercolor.

00:52:26Got that?

00:52:28Mom's going to be very surprised.

00:52:30She's going to love it.

00:52:31Oh, man.

00:52:38It looks like nobody's home, and I don't have my keys, so...

00:52:42Welcome home, Mommy!

00:52:49Yeah, let's do it.

00:52:50Cass, what is this?

00:53:09A home goods?

00:53:11Please.

00:53:12A fake Matisse?

00:53:14It's real.

00:53:15Daddy got it an auction.

00:53:17Don't lie, brat.

00:53:20Lying makes you ugly.

00:53:22Well, where's your wine collection for Mr. LaRolle?

00:53:26Oh, Mr. LaRolle.

00:53:28A pleasure to meet you.

00:53:30Mommy mentioned you have a great taste in wine.

00:53:33Feel free to look around and tell me if there's something you like.

00:53:38What is all this?

00:53:41You just slapped a bunch of fake labels on these, didn't you?

00:53:44I can't even pronounce half of them.

00:53:46That's not...

00:53:47That's right, Mr. LaRolle.

00:53:49This is LaRolle Carton, Charlemagne.

00:53:54And this one is Chateau Lafitte, 1988.

00:54:00This one, of course, is Romain Conti, vintage, limited edition.

00:54:06Sold at auction for $18,000.

00:54:09You're a dirty little liar, just like your stepmom.

00:54:12Hey, watch it, Vanessa.

00:54:14Oh, and you're the ugly witch who has no idea what you're talking about.

00:54:20Oh, let me change that, monster.

00:54:23Why, you...

00:54:25I can't believe it.

00:54:27This is the real deal.

00:54:29Cassandra.

00:54:32Huh?

00:54:32I didn't realize you had such a collection.

00:54:35Yes.

00:54:35Incredible.

00:54:36But this still seems a bit fancy for a casual gathering like this.

00:54:40Don't worry, Mr. LaRolle.

00:54:43Mom picked out this one special.

00:54:45We actually have plenty more in storage.

00:54:48Hmm.

00:54:49Uh-huh.

00:54:50Mail?

00:54:51Of course.

00:54:52How did the kids just blow us off?

00:54:53Did Will put them up to the...

00:54:55I'm so excited.

00:55:07Yes, enjoy.

00:55:08Excuse me.

00:55:09Just a little.

00:55:11Hey.

00:55:14Where did you guys get this?

00:55:16Me and Charity went at a raffle.

00:55:20Raffle.

00:55:21We...

00:55:21There was a promotion at the mall,

00:55:23and they just gave it to us.

00:55:27Come on, Cassandra.

00:55:31Yeah, coming.

00:55:38Cheers.

00:55:39Cheers.

00:55:41Thank you, guys.

00:55:43So fun.

00:55:44Mm-hmm.

00:55:46Cassandra, would you like strawberry or mango cake?

00:55:48Oh, thank you.

00:55:49So I'm actually allergic to mango,

00:55:50but I would love a strawberry slice.

00:55:51All the desserts and everything,

00:55:53I hope you enjoy.

00:55:54And your help here.

00:56:01He says,

00:56:02got you some strawberry cake for you.

00:56:05Great party.

00:56:07Thanks.

00:56:11See, I thought so.

00:56:13I thought you might like it.

00:56:14I'm so glad this was suggested today.

00:56:16Mm-hmm.

00:56:17Cassandra, can I borrow you for a moment?

00:56:23I love your Andy Warhol.

00:56:25Uh, yes, yes, yes.

00:56:27You know, I do love pop art.

00:56:28I do.

00:56:29I love bright colors and everything like that.

00:56:30So, um, I will go show it to you right now.

00:56:33Oh.

00:56:33Yeah.

00:56:36How did you begin to suggest everything that's real?

00:56:39Oh, my God.

00:57:09Oh, my God.

00:57:09Chance?

00:57:10Charity?

00:57:12Someone call an ambulance!

00:57:14Okay.

00:57:15Okay.

00:57:16Okay.

00:57:17Okay.

00:57:18Oh, my God.

00:57:19Chance!

00:57:21Charity.

00:57:21Oh, my God.

00:57:22Hey, I know what happened.

00:57:23Now, follow me.

00:57:24Can you save my babies, please?

00:57:25Yes, I know your husband.

00:57:26Come with me.

00:57:27It was a severe allergic reaction.

00:57:39I mean, good thing you brought them here in time because I could have been a whole lot worse.

00:57:44They're allergic to mango.

00:57:45Did you not know that?

00:57:47No, I had no idea.

00:57:48This is all my fault.

00:57:49Oh, my God.

00:57:50I'm so...

00:57:50You know what?

00:57:51Um, just...

00:57:53Take this.

00:57:55I don't care how much it costs.

00:57:56Just, I want the best for them.

00:57:57Please.

00:57:58Okay.

00:58:00I will.

00:58:04Come on.

00:58:05Come on.

00:58:10How are the kids?

00:58:15Are they all right?

00:58:15They're going to be fine.

00:58:16They just need a good night's rest and some meds for the next few days.

00:58:19I promise.

00:58:20How about Cassandra?

00:58:21How's she doing?

00:58:22She is shaping up to be more of a parent than you are.

00:58:25But I don't think she's after your money.

00:58:27So just go in there and tell her the truth.

00:58:30Now.

00:58:31You got it.

00:58:42Do you answer it?

00:58:52I was just tying my shoe.

00:58:56Yeah.

00:58:57You can go back to bed.

00:58:59Hey, I'm...

00:59:00I'm so sorry.

00:59:05This is my fault.

00:59:06I should have been more careful.

00:59:07I know that.

00:59:08I'm literally allergic to Mango and I didn't know that they were, but I should have...

00:59:11I should have thought.

00:59:12I should have been thinking.

00:59:13And I'm so sorry.

00:59:14No, Cass.

00:59:15Don't worry about it.

00:59:17Seriously.

00:59:17You didn't know.

00:59:18It's my fault for not telling you.

00:59:19What happened to your arm?

00:59:23It's nothing.

00:59:24It's a scratch.

00:59:25I got it on the way over here, I think.

00:59:26I don't even know.

00:59:27No.

00:59:27We're already here.

00:59:28Let's get it taken care of.

00:59:29Joel!

00:59:29Stop!

00:59:30Spend another $300?

00:59:32No.

00:59:33We have Nia's born at home.

00:59:34Cass, why are you so selfless?

00:59:36It's the kids.

00:59:37I don't know.

00:59:40Ever since I met them, I just felt like this instinct to protect them.

00:59:44I think it's because I grew up without a mom and I just, I really don't want them to

00:59:47have to go through what I did, you know?

00:59:50Cass, there's something I need to, I've been meaning to tell you about who I really am.

01:00:01I'm actually like really famous.

01:00:02Like newspaper headlines, magazine covers, Wikipedia page type famous.

01:00:09God, I knew this was too good to be true.

01:00:10Don't tell me you're like a felon or an ex-con or something, right?

01:00:14What?

01:00:14Oh my God, that's why your ex went to another country.

01:00:19Seriously, Cass?

01:00:21Oh no.

01:00:22What, you think I'd really be walking around like this if I was a felon?

01:00:25Oh my God, Cass, I'll be okay.

01:00:26I came as quickly as I could.

01:00:28Thanks so much for coming.

01:00:29Yeah, yeah, they're fine.

01:00:30Thank you for being here.

01:00:31Oh, okay.

01:00:33Well, guess what?

01:00:33I did some digging.

01:00:35Okay, it turns out that YS house you just got hired at, it's owned by Steinmall Enterprises.

01:00:40Yeah, that's Steinmall.

01:00:41Like Killian Steinmall.

01:00:45Why the tone?

01:00:46He is public enemy number one.

01:00:49I don't know if Cass told you.

01:00:50Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on just a second.

01:00:53Isn't Killian Steinmall the biggest bachelor in all of Winchester?

01:00:58He's hot.

01:01:01Handsome, philanthropist.

01:01:03Yeah, that's all for PR, okay?

01:01:05You don't know the half of what he's done.

01:01:07Abby, I don't want to think about that.

01:01:09Anyway, sorry.

01:01:13What were you about to say?

01:01:16Uh...

01:01:17You know what?

01:01:18Uh, don't, don't worry about it.

01:01:20I'm, I'm actually, I'm just gonna head out and take out your breath of fresh air, okay?

01:01:24I'll be back.

01:01:25Okay, we'll spill it.

01:01:28Was he about to confess?

01:01:30I...

01:01:30Okay.

01:01:33I don't know, but I, I think he was about to kiss me earlier.

01:01:36I don't know, but I, I think he was about to kiss me earlier.

01:01:36I don't know.

01:01:37Turn that crap off, man.

01:01:47I need you to help me with something.

01:01:50I need you to figure out why Cassandra hates Killian Steinmall.

01:01:53And why is this suddenly my issue?

01:01:56I'm busy.

01:01:57Piss off, Joel.

01:01:57I'm not like you.

01:01:59Yeah, sure, man.

01:02:00Sure.

01:02:01You know, the irony is, is that there are so many people that would kill to be in her shoes

01:02:05right now, and you just happen to be with the one person who can't stand the real you.

01:02:09So make sure your story's straight, William Stein.

01:02:17You know, they kind of looked like you when you were little.

01:02:22How old are they again?

01:02:23Seven.

01:02:27Seven.

01:02:32And their birthday matches exactly, so...

01:02:38Fates cruel like that sometimes, hmm?

01:02:44Yeah.

01:02:45I guess so.

01:02:46Cass, stop drawing whatever crap that is and deliver this immediately.

01:03:02It's for the CEO.

01:03:04The CEO?

01:03:06You mean Killian Steinmall?

01:03:09Aw, Cass, don't tell me you're already trying to suck up to him.

01:03:12It's never going to happen.

01:03:14The guy doesn't date.

01:03:15Especially not washed up losers like you.

01:03:18Just get this to him safely, okay?

01:03:20It's an auction piece.

01:03:22Screw it up, and you're done.

01:03:23I guess I'm killing Steinmall.

01:03:29If it wasn't my job, if that painting would be in the ditch somewhere, that's where that

01:03:34would be.

01:03:34Oh, yeah.

01:03:36Screw Cassie.

01:03:38Screw that guy!

01:03:39God!

01:03:39That's weird.

01:03:48I could have sworn I didn't hit him.

01:03:53Oh, my head!

01:03:56Matt.

01:03:56Yeah.

01:03:57Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

01:03:58Why'd you hit me?

01:04:00This is paint.

01:04:01Paint.

01:04:02Oh, my God.

01:04:04This man's faking right now.

01:04:11Ow, my leg.

01:04:12Oh, I think it's broken.

01:04:14My leg.

01:04:14I think it's broken.

01:04:15Leg.

01:04:16Oh, my God.

01:04:16Yeah.

01:04:18Oh, I'm sorry.

01:04:19I'm sorry.

01:04:19Do you need an ambulance?

01:04:20Let me call an ambulance for you.

01:04:21Yeah.

01:04:23Yeah, they're fine.

01:04:24Thanks.

01:04:25Sorry about that.

01:04:26Ow, ow, ow.

01:04:27I'll take a picture for insurance.

01:04:28Yeah?

01:04:30Hey.

01:04:31Hey, hey, hey.

01:04:31What the fuck?

01:04:32That was my phone.

01:04:33Yeah.

01:04:34Ah, come on.

01:04:39That's what I thought.

01:04:40Hammer?

01:04:51Babe.

01:04:52They're easily never going to guess what just happened.

01:04:54Killian, you're married?

01:05:03Why didn't you say anything?

01:05:05Sweetheart, we were so worried about you.

01:05:08I mean, you never dated.

01:05:10And the only person you were close to was Joel.

01:05:12So what we thought...

01:05:13And you never once said anything about the twins' mom, and now you're suddenly married?

01:05:17Oh, Pete, we have to do something for them.

01:05:21So, how long have you two been together?

01:05:23Have you planned a honeymoon?

01:05:24You know, we still have that gorgeous resort in Bali.

01:05:28Or Paris.

01:05:29Or Italy.

01:05:31We literally just bought our seventh vineyard.

01:05:35Daddy, it's Mommy!

01:05:37Oh, Killian, wait, wait, wait, no.

01:05:41We're not really dressed for this.

01:05:42I need to put on makeup and change.

01:05:45No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:05:46Mom, Dad, you need to stop.

01:05:48She thinks I'm Will Stein.

01:05:50Killian Steinwall's driver.

01:05:51You lied to her?

01:05:53You lied to her?

01:05:55Killian.

01:05:57Marriage is built on trust.

01:05:58Save the lecture, Dad.

01:05:59Okay?

01:06:01You two need to change.

01:06:02Please?

01:06:06Parents to the rescue?

01:06:08Parents to the rescue.

01:06:17Babe, I guess no one's home.

01:06:23Mommy!

01:06:24Mommy!

01:06:26Whoa!

01:06:26Uh, well, kids?

01:06:32You look pretty.

01:06:34What are you doing here?

01:06:35Isn't this...

01:06:37Isn't this Killian Steinwall's house?

01:06:45Mm-hmm.

01:06:50So, what you're saying is you're his chauffeur,

01:06:54that your entire family works for the Steinwalls?

01:06:57Correct.

01:06:58I'm so mad when I insulted him.

01:07:02Well, are they...

01:07:06Yeah, this is my mother, Sarah.

01:07:09She's the nanny and the housekeeper.

01:07:11She's raised three generations of Steinwalls.

01:07:15This is Peter.

01:07:15This is my father.

01:07:17He's a gardener.

01:07:19Uh-huh, wow.

01:07:20I was not expecting to meet your parents today.

01:07:23Hi, I'm Cassandra.

01:07:25So nice to meet you.

01:07:26I am Will's wife.

01:07:27Oh, Pete.

01:07:28She said wife.

01:07:30She really is his wife.

01:07:33Don't worry about them.

01:07:34They are just very excited that I decided to settle down.

01:07:37Oh, Cassandra, we're so happy for the two of you.

01:07:39Come with me.

01:07:40I have something for you.

01:07:42Oh!

01:07:42What is this?

01:07:44It's a gardening outfit and a gardening broom.

01:07:47I've never used one of these before.

01:07:49Is this the best you could come up with?

01:07:50Do you want to check on this?

01:07:52Yes.

01:07:52Come on.

01:07:54Stop.

01:07:55Cassandra, I have something for you.

01:08:02This has been in the Steinwall family for generations.

01:08:06Now it's yours.

01:08:07Oh, you know, this is a Steinwall family heirloom.

01:08:12I can't take this.

01:08:14That's too much.

01:08:16This has been in the Steinwall family for generations.

01:08:21Now it's yours.

01:08:23Mom!

01:08:24I know you and Mrs. Steinwall are good friends.

01:08:28But you can't just be handing your stuff out to everyone.

01:08:31Put it back.

01:08:33Bye.

01:08:34Bye.

01:08:36Bye.

01:08:38So, Cassandra, what do you do?

01:08:42I work at YS House.

01:08:44It's actually part of Steinwall Enterprises.

01:08:47I'm a designer's assistant.

01:08:49An assistant?

01:08:51I mean, William, you could do better than that.

01:08:56She should have her own line.

01:08:58We could give her one of the other fashion houses.

01:08:59Make it hers.

01:09:01Give me a what now?

01:09:02Dad, you're so funny.

01:09:08Sorry about that, Cass.

01:09:10That was just a joke.

01:09:11You know how dads are.

01:09:14Yeah.

01:09:16Right.

01:09:17Yeah, sure I do.

01:09:19Yeah.

01:09:22So, where do you guys stay?

01:09:24Do you just live here?

01:09:25We live in the basement.

01:09:29We live in the attic.

01:09:32It's very avant-garde.

01:09:33It's kind of a basement attic thing.

01:09:37It's a family affair.

01:09:39Yeah, so this is where I grew up.

01:09:48There used to be a bed right here, but now we use it for storage.

01:09:51I mean, I get it.

01:09:55It was the same for me growing up.

01:09:57We're gonna make it.

01:09:59Well, tell your parents we're gonna get them a house with a big yard.

01:10:07Nobody should live like this.

01:10:10You're so sweet, Cass.

01:10:14It's not true.

01:10:16Mr. Steinwall, I just got back with everything.

01:10:19Beef Wellington tonight?

01:10:20Mr. Steinwall?

01:10:24Mr. Steinwall?

01:10:31That laugh again.

01:10:33You're so funny.

01:10:35You know, when the Steinwalls are out of the house, me and the rest of the staff love to joke around.

01:10:40No, I know.

01:10:41That seems to be an occurring joke.

01:10:42I get it, though.

01:10:43I totally do.

01:10:44Sometimes when I'm home alone, I like to pour myself a glass of wine in a lounge.

01:10:48Pretend I'm one of those rich housewives.

01:10:50Oh, oh, anyways, I almost forgot.

01:10:54The reason I came here, I came here to bring a painting to Killian Steinwall.

01:10:58It's an abstract piece.

01:10:59Yes.

01:11:00Yes, worth like something stupid, like a million bucks or something for painting.

01:11:04But let me show you.

01:11:06Okay.

01:11:06Here it is.

01:11:21Oh, my God.

01:11:22Oh, my God.

01:11:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:11:24This was fine when I left the office.

01:11:27I swear, I don't know what happened.

01:11:28Oh, my...

01:11:28It's okay, Cassie.

01:11:29What?

01:11:31Whoa.

01:11:32Oh, God.

01:11:40Vanessa, hey.

01:11:42Well, Cass, did you get the painting there in one piece?

01:11:45I came here to make sure you didn't screw it up.

01:11:47Can you let me in?

01:11:48Yeah.

01:11:48And the evil witch is back.

01:12:00Oh.

01:12:01I brought your loser husband with you.

01:12:03Were you two planning on robbing the place while Mr. Steinwall's gone?

01:12:08Shut up.

01:12:08He's a chauffeur.

01:12:10Yeah, whatever.

01:12:13Well, Cass, where's the painting?

01:12:14Cassandra, I told you to keep this safe.

01:12:24Do you have any idea how much this piece costs?

01:12:26We are definitely getting fired for this.

01:12:29Mind your manners, young lady.

01:12:30I don't want you yelling in my house.

01:12:32Excuse me, your house?

01:12:35Who the hell do you think you are?

01:12:37She's the Steinwall's nanny and housekeeper.

01:12:39She's been with this family for decades.

01:12:41Show some respect.

01:12:42Another lowly servant.

01:12:46Great.

01:12:48Well, Cass, that painting was $10 million.

01:12:50How are you going to pay that back?

01:12:52She won't.

01:12:53This painting's fake.

01:12:55Shut up, bum.

01:12:56What do you know about art?

01:12:57I know enough.

01:12:59I know the real painting sitting in this house right now.

01:13:02Mom, should we go bring it out for her?

01:13:04Let's go.

01:13:12How rude.

01:13:14I don't like that girl.

01:13:15How can she yell at Cassandra like that?

01:13:17Later.

01:13:17We need to get Cassandra's painting taken care of now.

01:13:20Look at you, all doting and sweet.

01:13:23Look at you, all doting and sweet over your daughter-in-law.

01:13:29You haven't picked up a paintbrush in years, have you?

01:13:32Good thing an artist never forgets.

01:13:33What's up, Cassandra?

01:13:58What do you want?

01:13:59What's up, Cassandra?

01:14:01Yes.

01:14:01What's up?

01:14:02What's up, Cassandra?

01:14:02this is the real pain what how bringing a fake painting in that Killian Stein

01:14:10Maul's house one that he already owns you should be thinking Cassandra your

01:14:13clients could have gotten in serious trouble for this

01:14:17she won't be so lucky next time I'll help you appreciate your inner light and

01:14:29love yourself as I love you

01:14:33daddy isn't it curious how many things went bad at mommy's work me and Charity

01:14:40thought about it I think it's more than just an accident

01:14:46I'm gonna talk to the company I'll make sure she gets fired no don't she's my

01:15:04sister I'll handle it Vanessa Mortensen Oh what have you lost your mind me I'm the

01:15:19crazy one it has been seven years Vanessa why can't you just leave me alone

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