00:00Kids will be kids.
00:13It's nice to have some peace and quiet, finally.
00:25What the fuck, Jack?
00:28Who said you could come in here?
00:30Hey, no reason to get worked up, Principal Davis.
00:40What did you see, you old perv?
00:42Look, I didn't see anything.
00:44I'm just here to clean, okay?
00:46Good boy.
00:47Now keep your mouth shut, or else...
00:50Oh, no.
01:04Oh, no.
01:05Oh, no.
01:08Oh, no.
01:10Oh, no.
01:12what the fuck what's happening isn't that our janitor jack
01:28really smoking don't you know that these will kill you
01:37boss boss
01:43what have i told you to don't make a scene in public what's with the crazy entourage boss
01:58the ceo of orion corporation orion has become the world's largest military defense contractor
02:04under your leadership we need you now more than ever boss you're the richest man in the world
02:11you're really gonna retire as a janitor i'm old now i don't care about any of that stuff besides
02:17there's nothing wrong with being a janitor not today today is my grandson's birthday and all
02:24i want now is to watch him grow up safe and happy you two leave me in peace
02:31boss wait
02:33this is from the da vinci collection it's 50 million dollars it's our birthday gift for
02:41your grandson this is a corporate card no limit set
02:45kiss me to buy anything i don't need these things
02:51all right all right just this once
02:58now somebody give an old man a ride home okay i can't be late for my grandson's birthday
03:05just just drop me off here i don't want anyone to see me with you guys thanks
03:17who is that what's the janitor doing here maybe he's homeless and he's trying to steal some food
03:32dad why did you come here dressed like that
03:43it's tommy's birthday party and your dad pulls this shit on me he's obviously trying to spite me
03:51grandpa why are you dressed like a poor person mommy she said that janitors are losers
03:58tommy clothes aren't important okay what's important is i'm here to celebrate your birthday
04:05buddy dad you're embarrassing us exactly all of our guests are dressed to the nines
04:11you are being so rude to them showing up looking like a bum
04:14who is that he looks broke
04:17wait did you hear mike he was calling him his dad
04:20lisa mike it's not a big deal let's not make a scene okay we can talk about it after the birthday
04:28party not a big deal you're the one embarrassing us you don't get to say it's not a big deal
04:32thank you all for coming to tommy's birthday party i'd also like to share some exciting news with you
04:44well tommy will be getting a new baby sibling soon
04:49what lisa's pregnant that's amazing mike congratulations lisa
04:58guys i have a very special present for you are you gonna tell your dad or me
05:05dad lisa's pregnant you don't have enough room in the house
05:14what does that mean the best present you could give my family move out
05:22you can't be serious dad i'm almost 30 i want to live alone here with my wife and my kids
05:35mike i bought this house where am i supposed to go
05:38who cares you're just a useless old man that no one wants around
05:41i can't have a smelly filthy janitor around my baby
05:45mike has everything that he needs a beautiful wife and soon two healthy little children
05:51we're the picture of a perfect family are you really gonna ruin things for him
05:55i wasn't there when mike was growing up and i regret that every single day
06:01guys i just i just want to spend time with my family
06:07but we don't want to spend time with you
06:10okay yeah i'll just i'll go
06:20one last thing mike before i go
06:27what don't make the same mistake that i did
06:31family is everything
06:34i spent the last 20 years working for money and power
06:49what's the use being ceo of a ryan corporation if i have no one by my side
06:55leave me alone
06:56don't be so cold let's have some fun
07:02just giving you what you want
07:03what are you asking for strutting around late at night
07:07just like that
07:08stop
07:29mr bradshaw who the fuck are you
07:31hey you old fuck mind your business or we'll beat your ass
07:40leave her alone
07:52oh
08:06wow i didn't know our school's janitor is so dope
08:10are you all right amelia yeah thank you mr bradshaw
08:16mr bradshaw if it's not too much trouble could you walk me home
08:27yeah of course
08:32so what were you doing at the school so late
08:34i forgot to bring my homework after cheer practice so i came back to get it
08:38what about you how come you're out so late at night all alone too
08:42no reason oh come on you can tell me fine my son and daughter-in-law kicked me out of the house
08:53i had nowhere to go so i went back to the school
08:58after my wife died i buried myself in work neglected my son
09:06i guess this is what i get
09:07no your son and daughter-in-law are terrible
09:11they don't deserve you you're handsome and you're really tough
09:17hey do you want to like
09:25what listen i'm serious you're a great guy i really like you
09:30no no no i'm too old for you you're too young for even my son no
09:36i know that duh i was talking about my mom
09:41oh wait your mom yeah my mom is our school's chairwoman she's pretty she's smart and a total
09:50badass do you want to meet her i could totally introduce you to thank you no that's okay look
09:56are we almost there because i gotta get going come on
10:07amelia it's late where were you mom i ran into some trouble on the way home but mr bradshaw saved me
10:23are you okay yeah i'm all right okay we'll talk about that later and and you are
10:37jack bradshaw i'm a janitor at your school janitor and you're walking my daughter home alone
10:45why mom i asked him to it's only right to help those in need is that so
10:54why aren't you a man of principle mom mr bradshaw is a good man he saved me amelia why don't you go
11:00inside so i can talk to this good man now that she's gone why don't you tell me why you really came
11:12all this way money the promotion something else just trying to do the right thing it's okay to want
11:27money i'll write you a check just uh come by my office to pick it up i know you think because i'm
11:32a janitor i want money or something but i really don't good night wait i should thank you for helping
11:44amelia that's all i need you're welcome you're an interesting man
12:14mom what did you think about jack what do you mean i mean isn't he handsome and he saved me today
12:25he is handsome and and single so you should marry him what what yeah you've been single for so long
12:39mom it's time for you to find a cute guy and get married jack is handsome and he's a good person
12:46and you would look so cute together you can't joke like that he's the janitor at my school i'm his boss's
12:53boss oh come on you can at least try come on for me please all right i'll consider it but before i
13:03even think about dating him i gotta see if i'll pass my test test
13:19uh excuse me excuse me no littering please
13:45she dropped her wallet
13:49mom he took the money looks like he failed my test
13:59maybe he had a good reason we shouldn't jump to conclusions
14:03it's over how people act when they think nobody's watching shows their true character
14:10i can't trust somebody who would give into their greed so easily
14:12my wallet has anyone seen my wallet
14:26um yeah i think you must have dropped this
14:30oh and it's all here aren't you the sweetest jack
14:42hey big guy let me show you how grateful i am did you like what you saw last time
14:49or we can do anything else i never told her to try and seduce him wait let's not be hasty um sorry
14:58um he gave back the wallet and he didn't give into that floozy
15:02you're right i jumped to conclusions so you're gonna give him a chance
15:07fine i'll consider it
15:17hey jack
15:17i've had my eyes on you for a while now why don't we go on a date get to know each other
15:29oh thank you um i just i'm not interested oh don't be shy i'm a teacher and you're just some janitor
15:40you should be honored i'm into you uh no thank you um i just i'm i'm really not looking for romance
15:47right now so what's your problem huh you think you're too good for me you scrub toilets for a living
15:56i know my own worth and i don't need your approval oh please you're just some loser
16:03you're never landing anyone better than me
16:06hop in jack we're late for dinner
16:27sorry my rides
16:36how did that janitor land the chairwoman
16:49thanks for sending me back there i can't let anyone pick on my husband
16:54what husband yes husband
16:59relax we can just have a contract marriage a contract marriage you saved amelia's life
17:06she's so grateful to you and she likes you a lot
17:12but that just she doesn't have a father all she's ever wanted is to have a full family
17:19you've met her you know how stubborn she can be i don't want to disappoint her
17:25i see
17:25so where are we a charity banquet there's a 30 million dollar donation to the school on the line
17:35i had my secretary purchase a prize da vinci painting a da vinci painting just like the one
17:40vivian gave me this is from the da vinci collection it's 50 million dollars
17:45i'm gonna go speak to the school's biggest patron
18:05painting please yeah
18:09well there she is
18:11if it isn't the gorgeous chairwoman miss grayson
18:15keep your distance carl we're not that close
18:18jack what's a dirty janitor doing in a black tie affair
18:24do you know where you are this is a high society event you're not even good enough to wait tables
18:34here jack is my guest show some respect guest you brought a janitor emma have you lost your mind
18:44watch your mouth know your place you're the principal at my school
18:52i'm sorry jack i didn't know he'd be so rude no it's all right i'm used to it
18:56words don't hurt me all right i'll be right back okay
19:01chairman groom i have a present for you i hope you like it
19:18oh this is a classic piece
19:23emma how do you get this from a private collector i hope it's to your liking like it it's amazing
19:31it's gonna be the centerpiece of my collection i had my secretary purchase a prize da vinci painting
19:36a da vinci painting just like the one vivian gave me
19:43emma you are so thoughtful i'm so glad you like it
19:48you've been donating to the school for decades now it's the least i can do to show my gratitude
19:52for your patronage of course well i will be donating 30 million dollars this year as well
19:58no expenses spare for the best private school in the country thank you for your continued trust mr
20:03grooming wait
20:08that painting is a fake
20:17what it's a fake unbelievable
20:20what do you mean it's a fake carl what do you mean
20:28because i bribed the secretary she tricked you into buying a forgery
20:34that painting is in the british royal collection it's a one of a kind so how is it here emma were you
20:42scammed or were you just lying emma is this how you treat the biggest donor to your school
20:51no mr grooming there must be misunderstanding i had my secretary purchase this from a very
20:56reputable vendor fake is a fake but don't take my word for it the head authenticator of christy's
21:04auction house is here tonight why don't we let dr sirtis be the judge
21:16i'm gonna give you some assistance here man yes yes the texture of the canvas
21:35you can see that it's just not consistent with what's expected in the 18th century
21:43i regret to inform all of you that this is without a doubt a fake
21:49damn emma's in trouble i need to help her
21:53i can't believe she would do this i think she did it on purpose no i didn't i need a chance to prove it
22:00emma you're done for you'll be removed by the board then i'll be able to take your place
22:06place that's enough
22:10enough
22:15you
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