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00:00Elon, he's heard it all.
00:01So what, I'm supposed to just write,
00:04I've never had an orgasm, but would very much like one, please.
00:07Exactly.
00:18Doing a runner already?
00:20Uh, yeah, um, I made a mistake.
00:25Come here.
00:26Why did you come here in the first place?
00:30I've never heard of a virgin to visit Sub-Rosa before.
00:39I'm not a virgin.
00:41I've had sex, I just haven't...
00:45I don't know.
00:47I'm broken.
00:49Who the hell gave you that idea?
00:52My ex, I guess.
00:54Uh, but it's okay.
00:56I'm sure whoever you meet tonight will be easier.
00:58Hey.
01:03Don't you want to know what's on my fantasy card?
01:05A challenge.
01:19And you think you're up for this challenge?
01:23I know I am.
01:24I take a woman's pleasure very seriously.
01:31Job's not finished till we both finish.
01:35Well, what if I can't just get naked and fall into bed?
01:40What if I told you you didn't have to get naked or get into bed?
01:43Come on, let's talk about it.
01:58I'm vintage, by the way.
02:01Kevvy.
02:02Tulips.
02:15They're my favorite.
02:17Thought I could use the good luck charm.
02:19Is it working?
02:23I've spent a lot of time asking women what they want.
02:27And actually listening to the answers.
02:30Conducting research, if you will.
02:34And what are your findings, Professor?
02:36For most women, building trust is imperative.
02:41Make them feel safe, and then...
02:45You can have a little fun.
02:50Do you trust me, Tabby?
02:54I do.
02:54I might start taking down some of those walls.
03:06What else do you like, Tabby?
03:08Tell me what makes you feel good.
03:12You can kiss my neck.
03:24Oh, my God, you smell incredible.
03:46Oh, my God.
03:47Look at me.
03:49Can you be quiet for me?
03:54Even when I do...
03:58Okay, don't, don't.
04:06Don't stop.
04:24You sure you don't want me to...
04:28Don't worry.
04:30I can take care of myself.
04:34I wanted tonight to be about you.
04:37I would like to see you again, though.
04:40This was kind of supposed to be a one-time thing for me.
04:45You know, I had a question,
04:47and I got my answer.
04:51Came, saw, conquered.
04:53Emphasis on the game.
04:54Emphasis on the game.
04:57Exactly.
05:00Thank you, though.
05:02I mean it.
05:04It was my pleasure.
05:07And I mean it.
05:07I mean it.
05:24God, I've missed you, Tabby.
05:36You don't know what you did to me.
05:38I need to see you again soon.
05:40I hope Mr. Public Orgasm over there is wishing you good luck.
05:43He's finally back in town.
05:44Look, I hate that we have to meet with this selfish entitled asshole.
05:50You know, he slept with the entire cast of that one HBO show in one season.
05:56I know.
05:57He is a six foot four son of a bitch in the boardroom and the bedroom.
06:02But we can't pass up a bitch with a fortune 500.
06:07I've been dreaming about your perfume for weeks.
06:10I'm also wearing new lingerie, by the way.
06:18I can't wait to take it off.
06:27You must be Ceylon.
06:30Savannah, welcome to Glamazon.
06:33I love getting to watch beautiful women beg.
06:44After hearing our pitch, you'll be the one begging, Mr. Chase.
06:49You're adorable.
06:59So, our partnership is simple.
07:01We provide our new line of lingerie and models.
07:05You provide the funding.
07:07We have the most talked about fashion show since Savage Fenty.
07:11Then, we can discuss long term collaboration.
07:15Maintaining lioness lingerie as a slow fashion couture brand.
07:20Ugh, it's my least favorite word in this industry.
07:23Slow means expensive.
07:26Means less profit.
07:27That's why I keep everything fast.
07:29Mmm, so you like to screw the women you sell to and the women you date.
07:33Don't worry.
07:34When I screw people, I finish the job.
07:37Like I'm about to do to you right now.
07:38Come on, girls.
07:44Give us a show.
07:52Oh.
07:53Wait.
07:54My designs, you can't...
07:56You can't copy my designs.
07:59Oh, but we can.
08:00It really is gorgeous work.
08:03Polyester?
08:05Do you idiots know anything about women's underwear?
08:08I know that our factory workers can make 60,000 units a day.
08:12Look, we didn't bring you in to hear your pitch.
08:14We're buying you out.
08:16Take our offer.
08:17Retire young.
08:18All we want is the lioness name.
08:21All right.
08:21Come on.
08:22Let's go.
08:23Back to the corral.
08:26Don't have all day.
08:27Hey.
08:33I'm calling our lawyers.
08:37You know, you're no better than these cheap knockoffs.
08:40You're trashy.
08:42You're irritating.
08:43And you'd probably leave a rash.
08:45And that's the second time you brought up my sex life.
08:48I guess you did your research.
08:50Are you that interested?
08:52You're deranged.
08:54What?
08:55You think every woman's supposed to just fall at your feet?
08:59Historically, yes.
09:01But that's why you're so angry, isn't it?
09:03You can't stand how much I'm turning you on.
09:09Now who's the one begging for someone to take you down?
09:15Oh, my God.
09:17You smell incredible.
09:24Don't fucking touch me.
09:26And fuck retiring early.
09:28You can take that offer and shove it up your ass.
09:31You're supposed to get their name, not start a trade war.
09:42Seth.
09:46Ceylon's the woman from the club last month.
09:51This is great.
09:53No, no, no, no, no.
09:54We can use this.
09:55You can apologize.
09:57You'll get in there.
09:58You'll seduce Ceylon.
09:59Both inside and outside the club.
10:01And then we'll get her to sign the name over.
10:02Jesus, man.
10:03That's low.
10:04Even for us.
10:05Hey, I handle the business.
10:07You handle the creative.
10:09What?
10:10So you want me to creatively steal her company?
10:12Fuck's sake, Liam.
10:14The shareholders press conference is in a week.
10:16Then I'll tell them I made a mistake.
10:17And get fired from your own company?
10:20No.
10:21We'll double team this.
10:24I'll email INS.
10:26And you, Vintage,
10:29will use your magic little fingers
10:31to text Tabby.
10:36God, can you fucking believe that guy?
10:39I can believe you two would have incredible hate sex.
10:42Oh, I want to rip his throat out.
10:44It looked more like you and the two
10:45rip each other's clothes off.
10:47The cease and desist that we sent
10:52won't hold up forever.
10:54I mean, we can't go up against these titans.
10:58Yes, we can.
11:00I don't know how yet, but I'll think of something.
11:07Holy shit.
11:08You don't have to.
11:10They changed their minds.
11:12They want to sponsor the show.
11:13No strings attached.
11:15You're joking.
11:17Apparently, they don't want to burn any bridges.
11:19It's a one-time deal.
11:22The offer looks great, honestly.
11:25Contract is solid.
11:28No.
11:29No fucking way, Savannah.
11:31If we take this offer,
11:32Liam Chase is going to weasel his way in
11:33and take control before we even realize
11:35how fucked we are.
11:36I need to see you tonight.
11:41I need to see you tonight.
11:47What are you drawing?
11:56Hate sex lingerie?
12:01Impossible to get off
12:02unless you rip it to shreds.
12:12Hate sex lingerie.
12:14Not inspired by me, I hope.
12:16Not at all.
12:20Actually, this investor that we met with today,
12:23this guy,
12:24he was just such a...
12:25fucker, I...
12:29Now my business partner wants me to work with him.
12:32Maybe you should.
12:34Keep your enemies closer.
12:35You had to kind of remind me of you.
12:48Um...
12:49How so?
12:52He was in control the whole time.
12:57Except you.
12:58Wait, wait, wait, wait.
13:01What?
13:05I felt sane.
13:08I might just feel helpless.
13:10He may look like you,
13:12but he's nothing like you.
13:14Why don't you take back control?
13:17Tonight.
13:19And here?
13:22Practice for out there?
13:24What?
13:24Like a dommy mommy?
13:28Take your clothes off.
13:47But, uh...
13:49Look at me while you do it.
13:58I've been dying to see that lingerie
14:03you were talking about.
14:05Huh?
14:07Did I say you could touch me?
14:12That's later.
14:13What?
14:20I want love you don't
14:24Know
14:26So why are you here?
14:31Yeah
14:32I should take it back
14:37So that you don't know
14:40Ah, keep your hands on the bed.
14:54Kiss where you can reach.
15:02Good boy.
15:03God, that's sick.
15:26I think that's enough for tonight.
15:31I'm begging here, Daddy.
15:33That's exactly what I needed to hear.
15:54Hey, girl.
15:56Tell Liam Chase I'm in.
15:58I thought they were just going to give us the money and then leave us alone.
16:10He wants to shadow you, learn about the business.
16:12Okay, okay, fine, fine.
16:14I'll find something for him to do.
16:17Just try not to get hot and bothered, okay?
16:19Okay, sounds good.
16:22Love you.
16:23Love you too, Sam.
16:25Bye.
16:31About to work with the fuckface.
16:34Wish I was with you instead.
16:35Let's pretend.
16:43Tell me what lingerie you're wearing today.
16:54What if I told you I'm not wearing underwear at all?
16:56Texting someone important?
17:12Do you mind?
17:14We're in a workplace.
17:19I'm worried about you, Ceylon.
17:20I mean, they're pumping the A.C. in here, but you look hot.
17:26Well, maybe if the devil himself weren't six inches away from me.
17:30Or maybe if he's clothes you're wearing, should we take them off?
17:38I was feeling great until you showed up.
17:44Let's go.
17:45I hope you're good at taking orders.
17:51So, right over here is where we're going to have the catwalk,
17:54and then over here is where we're going to have the display.
17:56Wait, that's right in the middle of the audience.
18:00Exactly.
18:01Full immersion.
18:03Intimacy.
18:05Or, are you not familiar with that term?
18:11Okay, I guess you know what you're doing.
18:12Sorry, what was that?
18:15I just, I couldn't hear you over the sound of the male ego dying.
18:19Okay.
18:20Just tell me what to do, boss.
18:21Okay.
18:22Okay.
18:42Hey, hey, hey, I got it.
18:54Any good.
19:05Let's do this.
19:06No, it's okay.
19:09Okay.
19:10Okay.
19:11I'll do it.
19:20Bye.
19:20Bye.
19:20Bye.
19:21Bye.
19:23stunning you've outdone yourself a compliment from liam chase stop the
19:33process believe it or not i like to recognize talent and beauty
19:38well it's not working
19:43what are you doing i need to make sure the boning is comfortable
19:50not trying to torture our customers can you turn around
19:57i'm uh impressed by this hands-on approach well you're about to try it out yourself
20:07lace me up
20:20is this okay
20:35you can go tighter
20:38if you model this it'll be a bestseller flattery doesn't work on me i'm still not giving you the name
21:03it's not flattery it's the truth i can admit when i made a mistake i tried vinegar when i should have
21:11tried honey why should i let you try anything at all it's like letting a fox into a hen house
21:17oh so you think i'm a fox
21:19you know i'd rather shut down lioness completely than sell it to a company like lamazon
21:31that's a little short-sighted don't you think
21:34not at all i think i'm seeing the whole picture
21:39people
21:40my dad died on the sweatshop floor
21:52i was born in turkey but we moved here when i was five after my dad died
21:59he worked at a textile factory a little outside of istanbul
22:04and collapsed at his station after a 38-hour shift
22:10we're company
22:15that's the thing pretty soon after they went bankrupt
22:22all that greed and exploitation for nothing
22:33i'm sorry ceylon if i'd have known
22:37what you change glamazon's entire business model
22:42i heard what seth said 60 000 units in a day i mean how much do you even know about your coo
22:51or are you just happy letting him do your dirty work for you
22:54what you think people haven't noticed the pattern at glamazon all these years
23:02seth asos cleans up after best friend liam chase runs into another bad deal
23:07i mean it's like you don't even want to be in this business
23:11why do you say that when you love what you do you take your time with it you make it last
23:21you just seem to be in a rush to get everything over with i mean business relationships i'm a busy man okay
23:26if you wanted something real you'd make the time for it maybe i haven't met the right woman yet
23:35maybe i'm waiting for someone that makes me want to slow down
23:48we should get some food uh are you hungry i'll get us something
24:00tonight
24:14same room
24:30Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down.
24:36What's got you all hot and bothered?
24:39Is this that guy from work?
24:40What? No, I don't care about him.
24:46Are you sure?
24:48Yes, I'm sure.
24:50Can we just forget about him?
24:53You are the one I want to be with, okay?
24:56Enough teasing.
24:57Enough foreplay.
24:59I want to have sex.
25:01Tonight.
25:02With you, Vintage.
25:11It's too soon.
25:14Too fast.
25:15I don't want to be a distraction.
25:19I'm sorry, Tabby.
25:20Shit.
25:32Shit.
25:33Shit.
25:33Yo, get the line in this name yet?
25:43No, that's what I want.
25:46The shareholder press conference is in five days, Liam.
25:50We need to leave them alone.
25:52We're getting more than we bargained for with this one.
25:54Oh, please.
25:55It's an underwear company run by two women.
25:58We eat more than that for breakfast.
26:00Then maybe I don't want to do it anymore.
26:04You like her.
26:04This woman, she's got you fucking pussy whipped.
26:08Hey, watch your fucking mouth.
26:10Call the board.
26:19Cancel the press conference.
26:21I'm done.
26:21You know, they shouldn't really market tuxedos as men lingerie.
26:36I see the way you women look at a three-piece suit is completely feral.
26:40You know, it's a little irritating how insightful you are about women.
26:44What, you think I got my playboy reputation on accident?
26:47Yeah, what's with that?
26:49I mean, everyone knows you just hit it and quit it, so why would any woman fall for you?
26:54Hmm.
26:55Not all women, to be fair.
26:58Unless you had a change of heart.
27:03I do have a theory, if you want to hear it.
27:06So, when I was 16, I had this girlfriend, who was subscribed to all the women's magazines.
27:14Glamour, Cosmo, Elle.
27:17There's one thing about them that caught my eye.
27:22Sex advice.
27:23Oh, of course.
27:2550 blowjob tips to drive your man wild.
27:27That's exactly.
27:28But I was surprised, because none of the men's magazines had that stuff.
27:33For all of the alpha male, high-value, macho bullshit, there was nothing in there about how to be good in bed.
27:42While women...
27:45Learned in high school.
27:46So, even in these magazines that are supposed to be for women, it's all about the man.
27:54Not how to make sure she feels good.
27:57It set us up for failure.
27:59Because if both of us are not having a good time, what's the point?
28:04I learned how to make sure she had a good time, too.
28:19Like all men should.
28:22Do our part to close the orgasm gap.
28:24It's what women deserve for putting up with us.
28:30Good time.
28:33A little more shit.
28:39Sorry.
28:43Workplace, right?
28:50It's getting late.
28:51I told the champagne guy I'd wait up.
28:54You should head out, though.
28:56We have plans, right?
28:58Not at the moment.
29:10I can wait for the champagne guy.
29:13You should go.
29:13Eat up with whatever hot date you've got for the night.
29:17I'm with my hot date right now.
29:18I don't think it's you.
29:21I don't think it's you.
29:22I don't think it's you.
29:23I don't think it's you.
29:24Let me help.
29:41No, that's fine.
29:42I got it.
29:43Just wait a second, Ceylon.
29:45Would you relax?
29:47Ceylon, careful.
29:48Oh, it's fine.
29:49I almost got it.
29:49Got it.
30:08We shouldn't do this.
30:10Great.
30:14We shouldn't do this.
30:15Wait, wait.
30:36Are you sure this is what you want?
30:37I guess I had that change of heart.
31:00Okay.
31:01Lights are set.
31:02DJ has the playlist.
31:03Bouncer's ready.
31:04What about the bartender?
31:05Mixing signature cocktails as we speak.
31:11I tried the seamstress, by the way.
31:13She is delicious.
31:15I could use a second taste, though.
31:17What do you think?
31:18Tonight after the show?
31:21Let's see how the show goes first.
31:25All right, everyone.
31:26It's showtime.
31:28Let's introduce Lioness to the world.
31:30Let's see how the show goes first.
31:36Let's do this stuff out.
31:40Let's talk more.
31:41Let's take care.
31:41Let's go.
31:43Really?
31:44Let's go.
31:47Let's go.
31:54Let's go.
31:55I wish.
31:56Are you happy?
32:13It's everything I'd hoped it would be.
32:17And more, I just...
32:19I can't believe we made it happen.
32:21Hey.
32:22You made this happen.
32:26Pretty generous, coming from the most hated men in women's fashion.
32:30Look, I swear, when I took that interview, I did not know that was going to be the title.
32:34Well, maybe if you let people see the real you every once in a while.
32:40Yeah.
32:41Then what?
32:44They'd see what I see.
32:52There's a good man in there.
32:53Ceylon and I...
32:57I have to tell you something.
33:07Ceylon, you're a goddess.
33:09I bow down before you.
33:11I'll do whatever you ask me to do.
33:13As a matter of fact...
33:15Ready to take the stage?
33:20What?
33:21No way.
33:22There's people out there.
33:24I don't think you have a choice.
33:29Two of you, right?
33:31Your favorite?
33:32How did you...
33:33A necklace.
33:35A symbol of perfection and paradise.
33:38Reminds me of someone I know.
33:43I'm going.
33:44You deserve it.
33:45I think I saw...
33:48Hey, you reached Liam J.
34:15Sorry, I couldn't get to the phone. Please leave a message.
34:19What do you think she'll say when she finds out the truth, Liam?
34:24If you're not going to finish this, I will.
34:45So, sorry, folks. I have to steal her.
34:51Okay.
34:55Someone just bought every piece.
34:58Already?
35:00And he paid double the asking price.
35:05Oh, my God. That's so much money.
35:08I know. It's Amazon money.
35:15Wait, wait. Who was the wire?
35:21Well, that's the thing. That's how I knew the wire transfer was legit.
35:25It was signed from vintage.
35:43How did you find me?
35:45What?
35:46You're here, right? At the show?
35:51Um, uh, look, like, I can explain everything.
35:55So start explaining.
35:57Look, I really don't want to have this conversation on the phone.
36:01Well, it's a little late for that.
36:04Just tell me now.
36:07Uh, look, can we just meet in the back room?
36:13Fine.
36:13Fine.
36:15I'll meet you in the back room.
36:16Vintage?
36:29Vintage?
36:36No.
36:37Careful with those.
36:38Ah.
36:39Who am I kidding?
36:39Just get them ready to ship.
36:42What are you doing with my work?
36:44I own it.
36:46Thanks for the head start, by the way.
36:48Mess manufacturing your new line.
36:49You can't sell those as Lioness.
36:52There's a funny thing about that.
36:53You trademarked the name Lioness Lingerie, but not Lioness or Lingerie by Lioness.
37:01You think people notice the difference?
37:04We will sue you.
37:06Be my guest.
37:08We'll bury you in paperwork for the rest of your career.
37:12William was wasting his time here fucking around with you.
37:17Excuse me?
37:17Oh, but he was fucking you at the club, too, wasn't he?
37:21Miss Vintage.
37:24That's why I used that name to buy you out.
37:27I knew it would get your attention.
37:28What the hell are you doing?
37:42You couldn't stand it, could you?
37:44The idea of me being happy.
37:46Happy lying to me?
37:50I'll let you two lovebirds catch up.
37:52You used me.
38:00Here?
38:02At the club?
38:04Just like I knew you would.
38:06I would never sign off on buying your designs like this.
38:08You're the CEO, Liam.
38:09That's not how that job works.
38:11Please, Ceylon, look, you have to believe me.
38:12This was all Seth.
38:13Really?
38:15All Seth?
38:17When did you figure out I was Tabby?
38:22At our first meeting, the club was on.
38:32But I swear I...
38:34Oh, my God.
38:36I'm so stupid.
38:39I couldn't keep myself away.
38:40Oh, well, of course not.
38:41You wanted to get laid.
38:42It's not like that.
38:45As soon as I realized who you were,
38:46I wanted to get to know you better.
38:48That is the only reason I agreed to Seth's plan.
38:52I had to be in your life somehow.
38:56And then...
38:58I wanted you to fall for me.
39:02Not vintage.
39:07I also knew that if I told you the truth,
39:09you want nothing to do with me.
39:11Well, you're right about one thing.
39:18They wanted so desperately to meet the man behind the mask.
39:25Now I wish I never knew.
39:26You are the same dishonest, manipulative Liam Chase.
39:35I never want to see you or vintage ever again.
39:39At least the wire transfer from vintage went through.
40:07Maybe we really can retire young.
40:14I can't believe I didn't figure it out sooner.
40:19Maybe I didn't want to.
40:20I don't know.
40:24He won.
40:27Every possible way.
40:30He won.
40:31You are Ceylon fucking Aslan.
40:40You win.
40:43Maybe not right now,
40:44but we're going to figure this out.
40:47Okay?
40:47I miss him.
40:54I don't blame you.
40:56A man who can actually find the clit?
40:59One in a million.
41:02Not vintage.
41:05Liam.
41:06We listen.
41:10And we don't judge.
41:13I mean, when he let his guard down,
41:15he made me feel safe.
41:21He was soft.
41:24He paid attention.
41:25He looked at me like I was the answer to every question he'd ever had.
41:39Or maybe that's just how I looked at him.
41:46Oh, come on.
41:49Oh.
41:50Oh.
41:50Oh, wow.
41:58There's already buzz about our Lioness release.
42:02These shareholders are practically drooling.
42:05You want to celebrate a sub-roast after this?
42:08Whatever you want.
42:11Hey.
42:13I'm proud of you, Liam.
42:15You're seeing reason.
42:17I wouldn't say Lon behind you.
42:18What's one more woman who hates me?
42:23That's the spirit.
42:28And now I'll turn it over to Liam,
42:31who will share the good news of our Lioness lingerie acquisition.
42:36Thank you, Seth.
42:39But unfortunately, I don't have any good news.
42:42Not when our overseas factories have turned into sweatshops.
42:45This is something Seth has been getting away with for years.
42:48He even had me fooled.
42:49This is absurd.
42:50You have no proof.
42:51I do.
42:53You need to see this.
42:56Liam Chase is blowing up his entire company.
42:59What?
42:59Why?
43:00For you, bitch.
43:02But more importantly,
43:03I've already started shutting these sweatshops down.
43:07He's telling the truth.
43:08And Glamazon's dog is drinking.
43:10For all of us.
43:12What?
43:14For a woman?
43:14I would.
43:16She's worth it.
43:18She's strong, brilliant.
43:20Makes me want to be a better man.
43:23But you ruined all that, didn't you?
43:24So now,
43:27I'm doing it all for myself.
43:30And for the people who you would make bleed
43:32just to earn a buck.
43:34As for Lioness lingerie,
43:36Glamazon has not acquired a thing.
43:38Ceylon, Oslin, and Savannah Pierce
43:39remain the sole and private owners.
43:42Questions, questions, questions.
43:43You think he means it?
43:56Oh, my God.
44:01Wait, is that what I think it is?
44:08Oh.
44:13It's a fantasy card from Sombrosa.
44:20Okay, read it before I scream.
44:22My fantasy is
44:23to ask the woman of my dreams
44:26for a second chance.
44:28Oh, look, there's something else in the back.
44:34Now you really have to go see him.
44:43You came.
45:02Is this real?
45:04From what you told me about the company in Istanbul,
45:06I was able to track down the right sweatshop.
45:10I got it for pretty cheap, so I...
45:12bought every other factory in the area.
45:17Just about wiped me out, though.
45:20Back where I was before business school.
45:24The place where your father died, though.
45:28The deed's in your name.
45:30You can do whatever you want with it.
45:35Sell it, burn it to the ground,
45:36or use it to train the new generation
45:39of tailors and seamstresses.
45:41Whatever you do, all I ask is
45:45that you let me be there for it.
45:53You lied to me.
45:55You have to understand.
45:58Every time I wanted to tell you the truth,
46:00it felt like I was running out of oxygen,
46:02and, like, the only way I could breathe
46:04is if I held on tighter.
46:16But you can't tell this is me, Becky.
46:20It's a good look for you.
46:21If you never want to see me again,
46:27I'll walk out that door right now
46:28and let you meet someone else.
46:34But what if instead...
46:37we started over?
46:39I think I have just the thing.
47:02I think destroying it will be pretty cathartic
47:22for both of us.
47:23That is crazy.
47:39We are so crazy.
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