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00:00:01Drink trash trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school. You're nothing
00:00:09What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong rich handsome. I'm like Batman except better
00:00:16My parents are still alive
00:00:21Stop Paxton stop or I'll tell
00:00:24Look orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him
00:00:36Need your help Angie could have handled this by myself. You're an idiot Jack a big dumb idiot
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you one day. You're gonna be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock
00:00:54That was underground fighting phenom Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter. I've been special
00:01:06Sources say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American title
00:01:13Na na na na na na na na
00:01:18Hey jacked! Suns up?
00:01:19Hoylets ain't gonna clean themselves
00:01:22He's back to now. Fresh off from his championship win anything you'd like to say to your-
00:01:24For any of you losers thinking of settling scores?
00:01:28Now's your chance
00:01:30Hey
00:01:32Good fucking luck
00:01:34Ha ha ha
00:01:36Someday soon, golden boy, this poor orphan is gonna take you down.
00:01:55Hey kid, how you doing?
00:01:57Hey, come with me for a sec, we got you a present.
00:01:59Really?
00:02:01Yeah, come on.
00:02:02You remember my birthday?
00:02:04Yeah, of course I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:07Open up, boys.
00:02:16There you go, kid, happy birthday.
00:02:18You know, I'm gonna make you eat that fucking bull, you know that, Vic?
00:02:21No, you won't.
00:02:23I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy.
00:02:26You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:28Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?
00:02:31Nah, you ain't worth my time, kid.
00:02:35I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:38Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you.
00:02:44What the hell, Vic?
00:02:48Hey, you know, we was just having some fun, isn't that right?
00:02:51Oh wow, I mean, are you ready for a date or what? Come on, big.
00:02:54Not going anywhere with you. Apologize to Jack right now.
00:02:59His slow life, he's the help.
00:03:00I swear to God, Vic, apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me so everyone here can see your teeny weenie.
00:03:09That's funny, that's funny.
00:03:11What?
00:03:12Excuse me.
00:03:20I'm sorry!
00:03:27What a jerk.
00:03:28Did you hear that?
00:03:29What the hell, Angie?
00:03:30How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help? I can fight my own freaking battles.
00:03:34After all these years, you're still just a big dumb idiot.
00:03:38Angie.
00:03:42Get your shit together, Jack.
00:03:44You don't have any real friends.
00:03:46They think you're all weak.
00:03:48You're gonna hinge.
00:03:49Fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock.
00:03:51On tonight's win.
00:03:52Clutching.
00:03:56I'm gonna show them all.
00:03:57I can beat Paxton Whitlock.
00:03:59Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is.
00:04:04You really shouldn't do that, but done.
00:04:05And...
00:04:08Told you.
00:04:13Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:04:15Paxton Whitlock?
00:04:17I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
00:04:21Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo.
00:04:23He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament.
00:04:26Good to meet you though.
00:04:31You need a new mop?
00:04:34You don't know who I am?
00:04:36Am I supposed to?
00:04:37You're a janitor.
00:04:39I can't believe it.
00:04:40I mean, he bullied me for years.
00:04:41He forgot me?
00:04:42Good...
00:04:44Luck.
00:04:45Damn.
00:04:46Interview more often.
00:04:47Camera.
00:04:48Really makes my job.
00:04:49He hasn't changed at all.
00:04:51Still obsessed with himself.
00:04:53Oh my God!
00:04:55Paxton!
00:04:56Angie?
00:04:57How are you doing?
00:04:58How come he remembers Angie?
00:04:59How have you been?
00:05:00I haven't seen you since college.
00:05:01Broke some records, broke some hearts.
00:05:03You know how it is.
00:05:04God, you look amazing.
00:05:07By the way, have you seen your dad?
00:05:09Hi, gym bunnies and gym rats.
00:05:14Listen up.
00:05:15Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments.
00:05:19Our gym is going to be his home while he's touring North America.
00:05:23As a welcome, we're going to have ourselves a little competition.
00:05:27Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring.
00:05:30I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fighting team.
00:05:35This could be my opportunity to show with Paxton once and for all.
00:05:40Let's get it on!
00:05:41Come on!
00:05:42Come on!
00:06:01You're next.
00:06:03He's challenging me?
00:06:04Does he remember who I am?
00:06:06Looks like you're up, dad.
00:06:09Paxton!
00:06:10Hey!
00:06:11Don't act like you don't know me.
00:06:12I challenge you to a single elimination death match.
00:06:14Winner gets Enzo's sponsorship.
00:06:16The loser leaves his gym for good.
00:06:20What?
00:06:21What's so funny?
00:06:26You're a twig, man.
00:06:27I'd destroy you.
00:06:28Why don't you make yourself useful?
00:06:30And collage my gym shorts.
00:06:31See?
00:06:32I left them in the locker room on the floor,
00:06:34because I know that's what I do.
00:06:36All right, all right.
00:06:40Come on.
00:06:41Jack, cut it out!
00:06:42Paxton is a mega successful world class fighter
00:06:45and the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune.
00:06:48You apologize right now or you're fired, boy.
00:06:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:52Did you say Jack?
00:06:54So you finally remembered who I am?
00:06:58Eh, doesn't ring a bell.
00:07:00You're dead!
00:07:02You're dead!
00:07:03Oh, yeah.
00:07:04And, uh, how do you plan on killing me,
00:07:06you scrawny nobody?
00:07:07You scrawny nobody.
00:07:10You want me?
00:07:24Come and get me.
00:07:25Careful there.
00:07:26You might tire yourself out.
00:07:27Shut up.
00:07:28I thought you hit harder than that.
00:07:29Oh, you asked for it, urinal cake.
00:07:30Oh, you asked for it, urinal cake.
00:07:31Look.
00:07:32Vic.
00:07:39Vic.
00:07:40You're going to regret turning me down, Ange.
00:07:41Vic.
00:07:42Vic.
00:07:43Vic.
00:07:44You're going to regret turning me down, Ange.
00:07:46Vic.
00:07:47Michelson.
00:07:49Always.
00:07:50What a cold.
00:07:51What a cold.
00:07:52I am.
00:07:53What a cold.
00:07:54I am.
00:07:55What a cold.
00:07:56I am.
00:07:58You're going to have to try me.
00:07:59You're going to have to try me.
00:08:00Michelson always gets what he wants.
00:08:04What do you say, Ant?
00:08:07You gonna make an honest man?
00:08:12What are you doing? Go out there!
00:08:19I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser.
00:08:23I can't believe my scrawny janitor is a hunk.
00:08:26Help! I mean attack!
00:08:28Angie?
00:08:30My dear, sweet, beautiful Angie.
00:08:35What happened? Who did this to you?
00:08:37It was this fucking rat, Rose.
00:08:41What are you doing laying around? Go after them!
00:08:45What happened?
00:08:48It was Vic. He's a monster.
00:08:51Vic? My chief investor?
00:08:57Who the hell were those guys?
00:08:58Vic's man. I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal.
00:09:03Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg. There's just more jerk underneath.
00:09:08Guess you'd know all about that.
00:09:09You wanna go another round?
00:09:10I don't see why not.
00:09:13Boys!
00:09:14Hey Jack, from this day forward, you're no longer my janitor.
00:09:19What? Are you firing me?
00:09:22Enzo, you can't fire me.
00:09:24What?
00:09:25What?
00:09:25No, knucklehead. I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor.
00:09:29Who's gonna mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:33Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters.
00:09:36Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, you can't do that.
00:09:38I'm the fighter you sponsored. I won that fight.
00:09:40Just settle down over there.
00:09:42There's nothing in the rules that says a gym can't sponsor two fighters.
00:09:46I think Jack proved himself very capable.
00:09:50Plus, think about it.
00:09:51The rags to riches story.
00:09:53A once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title.
00:09:57He's gonna make us a lot of money.
00:09:59What about me?
00:10:00You're both gonna make us a lot of money.
00:10:02And I'm gonna need it since we lost our chief investor.
00:10:05Okay. I'll do it.
00:10:12So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day.
00:10:16Try it, punk.
00:10:17Hey, boys!
00:10:19I got a paper to ask.
00:10:20I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.
00:10:23Would either of you be interested?
00:10:25I won't let you down.
00:10:27That's perfect. You're both hired.
00:10:30Both of us.
00:10:31We are gonna be one big happy family.
00:10:40She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:42You're teaching her nonsense.
00:10:43What are you two doing?
00:10:45Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me.
00:10:47She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:48Stop swinging your dicks around.
00:10:51And talk.
00:10:52Like function adults.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:57I studied for years at the world's top institutions
00:11:00with the best teachers money can buy.
00:11:02You want to learn to fight, right?
00:11:03So let me teach you the right way.
00:11:06Well reasoned.
00:11:08Jack?
00:11:08She wants to learn self-defense,
00:11:09not professional fighting, you idiot.
00:11:11Hey!
00:11:11Tell me.
00:11:14Okay.
00:11:15It doesn't really make sense,
00:11:17the style we're teaching her, you know?
00:11:18It's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.
00:11:20Jack's right.
00:11:21Oh.
00:11:23So go on.
00:11:24Teach me.
00:11:25You're my trainers, right?
00:11:26So give me a demonstration.
00:11:30All right.
00:11:37I learned this when I lived on the streets.
00:11:39And it's going to come in handy
00:11:40when you face a larger opponent.
00:11:42As a woman, you know,
00:11:43I'm sure you pin your hands down.
00:11:45So.
00:11:50Don't make it a whole thing now.
00:11:51All right, Angie.
00:11:59So when we're in this position,
00:12:00what you're going to want to do is
00:12:02you're going to want to go.
00:12:02What is going on here?
00:12:05We were just...
00:12:06You know what?
00:12:07I don't want enough.
00:12:09I need you two lovebirds
00:12:11to be errand boys today.
00:12:12Here's 500 bucks.
00:12:14Paxton,
00:12:15take him across town
00:12:16to the tournament HQ.
00:12:17Show him how to sign up.
00:12:19Right away, sir.
00:12:23Snoozy lose, my boy.
00:12:25So.
00:12:27I guess we'll just continue our lessons
00:12:28some other time.
00:12:31Maybe we could meet up tonight.
00:12:33At 7 p.m.
00:12:34at the pre-tournament
00:12:36investors' bank.
00:12:39Kind of seems like a weird place
00:12:41to continue the training, though.
00:12:43That's not why
00:12:44I'm asking you to come.
00:12:48Is Angie really asking me out?
00:12:51Yo!
00:12:52Let's go!
00:12:55I'll be there.
00:12:57Don't be late.
00:13:00Look, man.
00:13:01I don't like you
00:13:02and you don't like me.
00:13:03We've established that, okay?
00:13:04So let's just go in there
00:13:05and make this as quick as possible.
00:13:07Why?
00:13:07What's the hurry?
00:13:08You got a date or something?
00:13:11With Angie?
00:13:12Get out of town.
00:13:13Sounds like you're jealous.
00:13:15Jealous?
00:13:16Dude, been there, done that.
00:13:17You know I'm not really
00:13:18into reheating leftovers.
00:13:20He used to date Angie?
00:13:22And besides,
00:13:23we both know
00:13:23you'll fumble that either way.
00:13:25I will not.
00:13:27Whoa, whoa!
00:13:28No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:29That's the entrance
00:13:30for veteran fighters.
00:13:30All right.
00:13:31Where do the rookies sign up?
00:13:33What?
00:13:36What?
00:13:40Eventually?
00:13:41My date with Angie's at seven.
00:13:43I'm gonna miss it.
00:13:44And...
00:13:45Bump.
00:13:45Well, well, well.
00:13:58Hey, Luigi.
00:13:59Look at the fart blueing.
00:14:01Hey, man.
00:14:02I'm just here
00:14:02for the tournament, okay?
00:14:03You're registering
00:14:04for the tournament?
00:14:05You look like you
00:14:06couldn't bench press a fly.
00:14:07You look like a little boy.
00:14:09You're making fun of me?
00:14:10Duh.
00:14:11You ride here
00:14:12on the short bus?
00:14:14We, uh...
00:14:15improve his luck a little bit.
00:14:19Oh!
00:14:20What the f...
00:14:21That's it!
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00:14:33Other fucking thesis!
00:14:34How are you gonna register
00:14:35without any money?
00:14:35Yo!
00:14:36Your back pocket?
00:14:37Huh?
00:14:37Yeah.
00:14:38What the fuck?
00:14:41Oh, shit.
00:14:43Fuck!
00:14:44All right!
00:14:45Hmm.
00:14:47Wait!
00:14:49Wait!
00:14:57Huh, I need to find that kid faster.
00:14:59I'm gonna miss my date with Angie.
00:15:00Angie, Enzo, maybe I can just ask him for the money.
00:15:06He'll understand, right?
00:15:07You're fired, and you can forget about taking my daughter on a date.
00:15:12That's a bad idea.
00:15:15Angie, maybe she'll have the money.
00:15:18What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:15:21I deserve someone hotter, richer, and better than you.
00:15:26Yo, you looking for me?
00:15:30Oh, Jesus, man.
00:15:41What the fuck?
00:15:41That's a strong reaction.
00:15:43I've been looking for you.
00:15:44What's wrong?
00:15:45I might have lost my money.
00:15:47You what?
00:15:49Dude, Enzo, should I kill you?
00:15:51It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:15:52I got pickpocketed when I wasn't looking.
00:15:54Wow, what an Oliver Twist, right?
00:15:56All right, I'll take pity on you.
00:15:57How much you need?
00:15:58I don't need your money, man.
00:16:00I'm going to find the kid.
00:16:01I don't need a freaking handout from you.
00:16:02All right, whatever you say, dog.
00:16:07Think, Jack.
00:16:08Think.
00:16:08The kid kind of reminds me of myself at his age.
00:16:13There was this place I used to have when I was in trouble.
00:16:16He really is just like me.
00:16:25Listen, my parents own a satellite imaging company.
00:16:30They said we can find the kid at...
00:16:32Oh.
00:16:34Nice job.
00:16:37Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:38Let's beat that child.
00:16:39Wait, we can't.
00:16:41He's just a kid.
00:16:41We can't beat him up.
00:16:42He's a thief.
00:16:45He's a woman.
00:16:47Just like I was.
00:16:50He's probably an orphan too, homeless.
00:16:54He needs the money more than I do.
00:16:56Did you hear you said a homeless orphan?
00:17:04Let him keep it.
00:17:07Honestly, yeah.
00:17:08He reminds me of someone.
00:17:09I've left that part of me way behind.
00:17:14Has Paxton changed?
00:17:21Besides, man, beating up homeless kids was so 10 years ago for me.
00:17:26Got better shit to do now.
00:17:27Much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits.
00:17:31Right.
00:17:32Well, I'm about to dip.
00:17:35By the way, don't you have that date?
00:17:38Hmm?
00:17:41Shit.
00:17:42I still need to register.
00:17:44No, no, no, no, no, wait.
00:17:46Please.
00:17:47I need to secure my spot in the tournament.
00:17:49Here.
00:17:50I know it's not enough money.
00:17:51Look, baby, save it.
00:17:52We've already closed up shop for the season.
00:17:54But I was here the whole time you were on break.
00:17:56I was waiting outside.
00:17:56You can't close now.
00:17:57It's out of my hands.
00:17:59I sought the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there.
00:18:05Shit.
00:18:06Not those guys again.
00:18:08Hey!
00:18:09Wait up.
00:18:11Look who it is.
00:18:13Shake-covered stick man.
00:18:16So what do you want?
00:18:17Challenge.
00:18:19If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers.
00:18:22What if you lose?
00:18:23Huh?
00:18:24What could you even offer?
00:18:26Why don't you come follow up?
00:18:27Come on.
00:18:28Can I grab your phone and get out of here before I change my mind?
00:18:39Give me that shit.
00:18:40Get out of here.
00:18:41Finally. Now I can prove to the world I can be Paxton Whitlock.
00:18:57Hello? Angie?
00:18:58Where are you, Jack? Vic is here and I need your help.
00:19:05I'm coming. Stay right there.
00:19:11Angie!
00:19:18There you are.
00:19:20I'm sorry.
00:19:21You left me waiting.
00:19:24You look beautiful.
00:19:27I got caught up in the tournament sign-ups and, you know, a bunch of crazy shit, but...
00:19:33Where the hell is Vic?
00:19:34It's alright now.
00:19:35Did he touch you?
00:19:36They got scared off.
00:19:37Did he hurt you?
00:19:38It's fine.
00:19:40They got scared off.
00:19:41Bye.
00:19:42Sure you want me to wear this? I mean, red is so not my color.
00:19:49Oh, hey. You got the voucher?
00:19:50Nice.
00:19:52What is he doing here? I thought this was our date, Angie.
00:19:57Wait, you thought I meant like a romantic date?
00:20:00I'm so sorry, Jack. It's just that, with it being the investors' banquet, I just wanted
00:20:06some protection in case Vic tried something tonight. And so when you were late, I called
00:20:10Paxton.
00:20:11Look, no need to explain, Angie. It's alright. It's clear. Of the two of us, I'm just...
00:20:16I'm the more reliable one.
00:20:19It's fine, right? Everything is fine. Double the date, it's double the protection, right?
00:20:26And double the fun. So, what do you say?
00:20:30Okay. Yeah, fine. As you wish.
00:20:36Alright. Go on.
00:20:41Here.
00:20:43Use the shed to change.
00:20:44Meet you in the bar room after.
00:20:46Yes, ma'am.
00:20:51You are such a kiss-ass.
00:20:53I think she likes it.
00:20:55No. She likes me, man.
00:21:03Briefs?
00:21:04What? What's wrong with the briefs?
00:21:05I like to keep the boys all supported.
00:21:10What do you wear? Baggy boxers?
00:21:14He does wear baggy.
00:21:20You know, man, you knew this was me and Angie's date, and yet you still showed up.
00:21:23No, no, no.
00:21:25Yeah, well, it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy.
00:21:29Look, dude. I want to be a little bitch about it. I think I'm just going to go ask Angie for a
00:21:33dance right now. Right now. She'd never dance with you.
00:21:39You think so?
00:21:39We used to dance a lot back in college. If you've forgotten. We used to love dancing real.
00:21:49Dirty. Dirty dancing.
00:21:54Hey! Give me back my pants!
00:21:56Hey! Give me back my...
00:21:58Pants!
00:22:04Shit!
00:22:05What should I do now?
00:22:14What are you wearing?
00:22:24I can explain.
00:22:25Wow! Where did you get that outfit?
00:22:27On clearance from the dumpster store or...
00:22:31Well, I think it's perfect.
00:22:33Thanks, Ed.
00:22:33I couldn't agree more, sweetheart. Tell us a whole story in one look.
00:22:39Rags to riches.
00:22:41Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:22:44We're going to make so much money tonight.
00:22:48All right, you guys stay put. I'll be right back with some, uh, investors to schmoes.
00:22:54You look beautiful, baby.
00:22:55Aw, thanks, Doug.
00:23:01Angie Bianchi.
00:23:02No. He's about to make a move.
00:23:04May I have this dance?
00:23:10Wow, um...
00:23:11Angie, before you decide anything, just know that Paxton is an animal.
00:23:15He's trying to get in your pants, you know? And I like...
00:23:19You were both my dates, right?
00:23:22And I guess I would just have to dance with both of you.
00:23:45Ooh, feels like a miracle when I'm with you.
00:23:55Everybody, move your body. Hold me close and join the party.
00:24:03Jack, come on.
00:24:03End investor, I gotta introduce you to you.
00:24:05Wait, what are you doing, man?
00:24:06Come on, come on, let's go.
00:24:10What was that?
00:24:11I was just feeling the moment.
00:24:13Really? That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.
00:24:17What? Angie, I've cared for you, you know that.
00:24:21What's wrong?
00:24:22I want you to stop bullying Jack.
00:24:24There was a full suit in the bag I gave him.
00:24:27Where's the pants, huh?
00:24:30Angie, I miss him.
00:24:32What are you doing, dirty lady?
00:24:43Shh, might I ever take a tournament dance for you?
00:24:45Or would you rather just skip to coming home with me, huh?
00:24:47What's wrong?
00:24:49All right, Jack, this is Cynthia.
00:24:51She's the president of the tournament rules committee.
00:24:53This is the man I've been telling you about.
00:24:56The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:24:59Come on, Jack, introduce yourself.
00:25:01Uh, it's good to, you know, read.
00:25:03He smells like a dirty old diaper.
00:25:07I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper.
00:25:12All right, now hold on.
00:25:13Jack's a great fighter.
00:25:15He might even take on Paxton one day.
00:25:17This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:25:22That would be a brand image disaster.
00:25:26His kind does not deserve to be an art tournament.
00:25:29The public life is for the rich.
00:25:37Hey!
00:25:37You think you could be our friend?
00:25:38Because you don't belong with us.
00:25:43He's a good fighter, he's a good kid.
00:25:45Hey, man.
00:25:49Nice to meet you.
00:25:49Nice to meet you.
00:25:50Nice to meet you, man.
00:25:57Maybe they're all right about me.
00:26:00I don't belong here.
00:26:03I don't belong anywhere.
00:26:03He's burned the fucking girl.
00:26:11Come on!
00:26:11Help!
00:26:12Help!
00:26:13Somebody help me!
00:26:14Angie?
00:26:21Jackie, my boy.
00:26:22How you doing, kid?
00:26:24I hope you already ate since I, you know, I ran out of dog food.
00:26:28What's so funny?
00:26:32Oh, Paxton.
00:26:34Enzo here was just telling me the most hilarious little joke.
00:26:37He says that little jambiger that he's been carting around has what it takes to beat you.
00:26:42Yeah, I don't know about all that.
00:26:44But I'll tell you one thing about him.
00:26:46He's got more drive and follow through in his right hook than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life.
00:26:51Paxton!
00:26:53I never!
00:26:54If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me.
00:26:57I'm the best in the world.
00:26:58I determine who's a worthy opponent or not.
00:27:01So believe me when I say that that kid, there is no one else like him.
00:27:09What do you want with Angie?
00:27:10Is it obvious?
00:27:12I'm going to take it to City Hall and I'm going to marry you.
00:27:18Look at the corners on this fucking floor sweep.
00:27:21You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:27:25I'm off the floor with two guys earlier.
00:27:27What's doing that, Vic?
00:27:28Three?
00:27:29Yeah.
00:27:30Three more times, huh?
00:27:32This guy's funny.
00:27:34I'll be sure to write that in your obituary.
00:27:35Get this motherfucker now!
00:27:38Let's go.
00:27:43All right.
00:27:44What's two more times?
00:27:48Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:27:50Cynthia could have been our windfall investor.
00:27:53Why'd you piss her off?
00:27:54Me?
00:27:54I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's tournament.
00:27:59You should be thanking me.
00:28:00Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:28:03Okay, okay.
00:28:05Wow.
00:28:05Enough, enough.
00:28:06Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anywhere?
00:28:16Angie, you all right in there?
00:28:18It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine.
00:28:20What a great performance.
00:28:24But let's get real.
00:28:25You're alone.
00:28:28And you ain't invincible.
00:28:31We'll see about that.
00:28:40Where's Angie?
00:28:41She's in the trunk, man.
00:28:42I got this.
00:28:43Hey, shut up.
00:28:44I need you on my sex.
00:28:50Hey, Angie.
00:28:57Hey, boys.
00:28:59You okay to give me a hand?
00:29:01Much good, Nate.
00:29:05I think a thank you is in order.
00:29:08If you two had actually protected me, like I hired you two instead of pickering all night,
00:29:13we could have avoided this whole mess.
00:29:15But yeah, thanks.
00:29:16I don't give a shit if you're sleeping.
00:29:21Wake the fuck up!
00:29:30It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes.
00:29:34Until next time.
00:29:41Is this your beer?
00:29:42Look, she's right.
00:29:54You know, Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:29:59No, man.
00:30:00But what about all the-
00:30:00We got a tournament to fight.
00:30:02All right, crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.
00:30:05Trust me, we got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats.
00:30:09What do you say?
00:30:10Deal?
00:30:11Truce.
00:30:14I'm still gonna beat you one day.
00:30:18We'll get our fight.
00:30:20In time.
00:30:22Okay, I got money to spend.
00:30:25A janitor that needs to be taken out with the fucking trash.
00:30:28It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:30:33All right, you ready?
00:30:34Mm-hmm.
00:30:35Okay.
00:30:37Is that too hard?
00:30:37No, I'm fine.
00:30:40What?
00:30:40Not some fragile princess.
00:30:43I got stamina.
00:30:45Wait, is Angie flirting with me?
00:30:50Oh, God.
00:30:51Am I flirting back?
00:30:53Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:30:56Yeah?
00:30:57We're good.
00:30:58Where are you going?
00:30:59Uh, I need to take a shower.
00:31:04Bye!
00:31:11Well, that didn't work.
00:31:14What's going on?
00:31:24Tournament announced the first round of fights.
00:31:27You ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:31:31I hope it's him.
00:31:33Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round.
00:31:36And the unlucky bastard is?
00:31:39What?
00:31:44What's wrong?
00:31:45I had no clue he got out so soon.
00:31:48Dude, you're fighting Andre Giganti.
00:31:51Wait, wait, wait.
00:31:52Who's Andre?
00:31:54Back it up, Andre.
00:31:56Looks like you're a free man once again.
00:31:59Most people that get in the ring with Andre Giganti don't come out alive.
00:32:06Come off of it, man.
00:32:07You're just trying to scare me.
00:32:09It's got to be a myth.
00:32:11Right?
00:32:14Right?
00:32:15Well, you know what I always do when I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me?
00:32:23I go to the spa!
00:32:28I've never been to one of you, dude.
00:32:29We talk about it.
00:32:35You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:32:39Where does it say that?
00:32:41You're gonna get heat stroked, dude.
00:32:43You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:32:45Okay.
00:32:46Well, it's your funeral.
00:32:55Paxton, if that's you, man, close the door.
00:32:58You're letting out all the hot air.
00:32:59You're so annoying.
00:33:01And you are?
00:33:04Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:08Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:12No!
00:33:13No!
00:33:13Hey!
00:33:15I'm trapped in here!
00:33:16Andy!
00:33:17Paxton!
00:33:21Man, spa day was a good idea.
00:33:23Oh, thanks.
00:33:25You know, I think Jack's really enjoying himself.
00:33:29Who knows with that guy.
00:33:31Where is he, by the way?
00:33:32He's, uh...
00:33:35Help!
00:33:36He's sweating it out in the sauna.
00:33:38Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed when he's in there.
00:33:41What a weirdo, right?
00:33:43I hate to admit Paxton was right.
00:33:49Why can't they hear me?
00:33:51Are they flirting?
00:33:54Oh, I think I'm gonna die.
00:33:59And I tried to tell him, a lot of guys prefer to go near you.
00:34:06That's just...
00:34:07Angie!
00:34:13Jack!
00:34:13Jack!
00:34:14What the hell happened?
00:34:15Hey!
00:34:16Hey!
00:34:16All right, man?
00:34:17It's okay.
00:34:18Let's go.
00:34:22So Andre tried to kill Jack.
00:34:24That's what he says.
00:34:25I mean, he was delirious, but...
00:34:27But I believe him.
00:34:29I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage accidents in the ring and elsewhere.
00:34:37But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously.
00:34:40And I know you didn't pay Andre.
00:34:42It doesn't matter who hired him.
00:34:44I'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring.
00:34:46Jack, let me handle this.
00:34:47All right, if Andre really is an assassin, we can use my parents' resources to gather...
00:34:51I don't need you to solve my problems for me, moneybags.
00:34:54Dude, is your brain still lacking oxygen?
00:34:58Whatever, man.
00:35:01You said someone would need to see Jack as competition to want to kill him, right?
00:35:06What if it isn't...
00:35:08tournament...
00:35:10competition?
00:35:10What are you getting at?
00:35:13I think I know who's got it out for Jack.
00:35:21You're being an idiot again, Jack.
00:35:46A big dumb idiot.
00:35:55I've got to handle this myself.
00:35:57You know, it's my first fight in the tournament and I've got a lot to prove.
00:36:00What will it prove if you're dead?
00:36:07Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:36:11That's a show.
00:36:12Stop!
00:36:15Why won't you let me get close to you?
00:36:19That sauna thing really scared me.
00:36:21What if I lost you?
00:36:22I don't need your help, Angie.
00:36:24No one can do everything themselves.
00:36:27Vic wants to kill you because you helped me.
00:36:29The least you could do is talk to me.
00:36:32Hey, Jack!
00:36:33You ready to go?
00:36:34Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed.
00:36:45Can I ask you a question?
00:36:47What's with the whole third-person schtick?
00:36:48Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?
00:36:50Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for.
00:36:56Yeah, whatever.
00:36:57A gift.
00:37:05Laced lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist.
00:37:10One punch to the chest and the unlucky son of a bitch is going to stop breathing.
00:37:15Permanently.
00:37:16If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring, there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock.
00:37:40Ladies and gentlemen, here in Abroad, we're streaming live from the Boil Hikes Fighting Pits.
00:37:50You've all heard the rumors.
00:37:52They do him no injustice.
00:37:54Introducing, in this corner, the reigning reaper of the ring, Andre Gigante!
00:38:02Ladies and gentlemen, a slight change of plans.
00:38:05Turns out, Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening.
00:38:08No, no! What are you doing, dude? Stop!
00:38:10Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong!
00:38:16Fuck.
00:38:17Oof!
00:38:18Katya red-handed.
00:38:19Or should I say, heavy-handed.
00:38:22You all right?
00:38:37I don't care that he cheated, I just...
00:38:41I wanted to win.
00:38:42I needed to win, Angie.
00:38:44Jack, it's okay that you got help.
00:38:47I had help, knowing you were out there watching me.
00:38:53That sounded a lot less wimpy in my head.
00:38:56Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower.
00:39:13I can help with that.
00:39:15Hey, Jack!
00:39:25Did you see the look on your face when I saved your ass?
00:39:28It's fucking priceless, man.
00:39:30Uh, I know Andre got disqualified, but, uh, there's still a participation trophy if you still wanna...
00:39:36Jack?
00:39:39Jack?
00:39:51All right, Angie.
00:39:52Show me what you got.
00:39:53Come on.
00:39:58That was great, really.
00:40:09Just except for the shitty form and clumsy execution.
00:40:12Come on, I look hot.
00:40:13That's what I'm called for, man.
00:40:14You wanted to teach her street fighting, right?
00:40:16Yet you're taking it easy with kid gloves.
00:40:19I wonder why.
00:40:20Why don't you try that on me?
00:40:24Try it.
00:40:26No, come on, man.
00:40:28Are you serious?
00:40:32Hey, hey, I'm okay.
00:40:34Sorry, did I take it too far?
00:40:36Because, uh, Vic won't use your strength.
00:40:38I'm not mistaken.
00:40:41I want to try again.
00:40:41No, it's all right.
00:40:44Relax.
00:40:46Boys, in my office.
00:40:55Call came in this morning.
00:40:57Your next match, Arizona.
00:41:00Wait.
00:41:00What are you saying?
00:41:01You two are gonna road trip together.
00:41:03Just the two of you.
00:41:04Let me get this straight.
00:41:06This dullard attacks me earlier.
00:41:08And now, I gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours?
00:41:13How can this day get any better?
00:41:14You're cheap-ass booked a room with only one bed?
00:41:20This is comfy.
00:41:27Hey, I was using that.
00:41:29Yeah, well, someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed, so I gotta build a pillow border.
00:41:33They're called fashion briefs, you classless dullard.
00:41:37Stop calling me a duck.
00:41:39What?
00:41:41Just go to bed, man.
00:41:42Okay, look, clearly you're angry at me, or you wouldn't have heard Angie like that.
00:41:53So why don't you just tell me what's going on, because we've been traveling all day,
00:41:56I got a match in the morning, and I want to get some sleep.
00:41:59I saw you and Angie in the shower together after your last match.
00:42:02Wait, what? That's why you're mad?
00:42:05We made a path, man.
00:42:07No one dates Angie until the tournament's over.
00:42:09You hurt Angie to get back at me?
00:42:14You ungrateful snake.
00:42:15You only slept there because you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass.
00:42:28I've loved Angie since we were kids.
00:42:30You wouldn't know anything about that.
00:42:34Oh, God.
00:42:37I wouldn't know what love is if your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around.
00:42:42I'm gonna kill you.
00:42:47I hate you.
00:42:50Police, open up.
00:42:53Police, open up.
00:42:54Hey, officer.
00:43:00You two all right in there?
00:43:01Yeah, we're both great.
00:43:03We're all good.
00:43:04Oh, it's just that I got a call for some sort of domestic situation?
00:43:08Ah, yeah.
00:43:10Um, yeah, we're both straight guys, so, you know, nothing's going on here.
00:43:14He did this to me because I refused to be a little spoon officer.
00:43:17What?
00:43:18What?
00:43:19I just, I said I needed to shower and brush my teeth.
00:43:21No, that's not...
00:43:24True.
00:43:32This bed, it's so uncomfortable.
00:43:36Man, I can't believe I had to stay here all night.
00:43:41Would you shut up, crazy guy?
00:43:44Your mind goblins aren't real.
00:43:47Damn.
00:43:48Some of us have places to be in the morning.
00:43:50Some of us are scared.
00:43:57Finally.
00:44:00Some peace and quiet.
00:44:03Rise and shine, Jack.
00:44:05You're free to go.
00:44:10Sleep would've been nice.
00:44:11I'm sorry for young hopeful.
00:44:18Jack hurts.
00:44:22Keep your head up, Jack.
00:44:23I'm sorry, Angie.
00:44:34Looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all.
00:44:37Angie.
00:44:49What the hell is wrong with you?
00:44:51What's wrong with me?
00:44:52I told you I cared for you and you go and fuck that idiot.
00:44:55That had nothing to do.
00:44:58Oh, really?
00:45:01Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?
00:45:05Jack is not just some random janitor.
00:45:07I've known him my whole life.
00:45:09We both have.
00:45:11Of course, you're just so self-centered.
00:45:13You totally forgot him.
00:45:15I just met the guy a few weeks ago.
00:45:16Jack grew up as a homeless orphan, Paxton.
00:45:25He only wants to beat you because he respects you so much and you don't even see him.
00:45:33He just wants to be seen.
00:45:39This is amazing, folks.
00:45:43I've never seen anything like it.
00:45:44I don't know if it's by some old vendetta, past promise, supernatural force,
00:45:49or by sheer force of will.
00:45:50But no matter how many times this rookie gets knocked out, he just keeps getting back up.
00:45:55It's like the universe just isn't allowing him to stay down.
00:46:09You can do it, Jack.
00:46:13You can outlast him.
00:46:31I can't believe it.
00:46:32Jack heard one without writing a scandal.
00:46:35I don't know!
00:46:44Jack just, Jack just won.
00:46:46Sounds like you finally see him.
00:46:49Now, can you get back to the real reason I called?
00:46:51Yeah, yeah, what's the real reason you called?
00:46:54Oh, there's nothing.
00:46:55Just big broke in here and attacked me in my home.
00:46:59What? He what?
00:47:02Yeah, attacked me in my home.
00:47:04Okay, though, I took care of it.
00:47:05Turns out all that self-defense training really paid off.
00:47:08Wait, what do you mean?
00:47:10Oh, I got him gagged and hogtied on my living room floor.
00:47:14Can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone.
00:47:16What do you have to say for yourself, Buster?
00:47:25Who say that I came alone, huh?
00:47:35Andre Gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady.
00:47:39Hello?
00:47:45Angie?
00:47:46Angie!
00:47:49Angie, where are you?
00:47:50I'll check upstairs.
00:47:57Paxton!
00:47:58Paxton!
00:47:59What?
00:47:59What happened?
00:48:00A note.
00:48:01What does it say?
00:48:03If you want Angie alive, come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town.
00:48:06Just you two, alone.
00:48:10Hey, Jack, wait up.
00:48:11Don't follow me.
00:48:12Dude, you're walking into a trap.
00:48:14I don't care.
00:48:14Angie's in trouble and it's my job to protect her.
00:48:17It's both our jobs.
00:48:25Well, if it ain't the soft brain made and his big bossy bottom.
00:48:29Where's Angie?
00:48:30She's safe.
00:48:31We're gonna have ourselves a bit of a competition, shall we?
00:48:34You'll be all of us.
00:48:35All three of yous can go on your merry way.
00:48:38Enlighten me.
00:48:40What if we lose?
00:48:42Let's just say.
00:48:45What happens to Fight Club, dies in Fight Club.
00:48:49Get him.
00:48:54You remember me?
00:48:55Nope.
00:48:57I'll handle this.
00:48:57Why do you always have to be so difficult?
00:48:59There, two for Ichi.
00:49:03Don't really have a choice in this, do I?
00:49:05I don't care.
00:49:05Just stay out of my freaking way.
00:49:15What's going on out there?
00:49:16Hey, no talking.
00:49:19I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now.
00:49:23But if you have any chance of beating these guys, we'll have to stick together.
00:49:26Fine.
00:49:27But I'm still not done with you yet.
00:49:30These guys are unstoppable.
00:49:35Believe it, creep.
00:49:50What a team.
00:49:56That fight?
00:49:59Real beauty.
00:50:03It's too bad.
00:50:03You know why I know why?
00:50:05Because it's going to be your last.
00:50:06You might as well save us the effort.
00:50:07Hand Angie over now.
00:50:09You pissed off the two best fighters in the world.
00:50:11It's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non-threat that they didn't even tie my hands.
00:50:38That does give me an idea.
00:50:40What are you into, huh?
00:50:43Big man like you?
00:50:45Strong hands, thick fingers.
00:50:49But you know just how to get a girl wet.
00:50:51I didn't say you could speak.
00:50:52Oh, come on.
00:50:54Don't be a prude.
00:50:56What do you like to do in bed?
00:50:58Come on.
00:50:59You can tell mommy.
00:51:00Why do you want to know?
00:51:01Why didn't you come over here and put me in my place?
00:51:03You know what I think?
00:51:05I think you're not man enough.
00:51:07Say that again.
00:51:20Let's do this.
00:51:21Bitch.
00:51:22Arizona strategy, agreed?
00:51:23Let's wear them down.
00:51:24Let's get it.
00:51:25Let's do this.
00:51:26Bitch.
00:51:27Let's do this.
00:51:30Yes.
00:51:37This is for some new heels.
00:51:51Why don't you just give up, huh?
00:51:53Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down.
00:51:59Just like my last 30 opponents.
00:52:01Why don't we make them come to us?
00:52:02Huh?
00:52:04Hey, shit balls.
00:52:05I escaped.
00:52:06I escaped.
00:52:16All right, all right.
00:52:21You're not so bad either.
00:52:24Come on.
00:52:24Man, I'm so worried.
00:52:32Man, I don't get it.
00:52:33Does she like me or does she like me?
00:52:35Let's figure it out later, man.
00:52:36I'll go with you some sleep.
00:52:38Man, you have no one.
00:52:39Tell me about it.
00:52:44Which one of you is Vic Michelson?
00:52:46Hey Ma, call the tournament rules committee.
00:52:54Tell them I got a lovely little video to show them.
00:53:07You know, sometimes I forget you're still a janitor.
00:53:11It's crazy.
00:53:12Still, I'm forgiving you for Arizona, you know.
00:53:14And we're going to set out our beef in the final round of the tournament.
00:53:18Looking forward to it.
00:53:19Boys, in my office, now!
00:53:28I'm ruined.
00:53:30Everything I've worked for, no one's going to invest in this gym now.
00:53:33What are you talking about, Enzo?
00:53:35Your fight with Vic went viral.
00:53:37And the committee saw it.
00:53:39They're kicking you out of the tournament.
00:53:41What?
00:53:41Wait, what are you talking about?
00:53:43The rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me.
00:53:46They think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight.
00:53:50I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters.
00:53:53Who knew?
00:53:55So that's it?
00:53:56We're disqualified then?
00:53:57Oh no.
00:53:58Just one of you.
00:54:00The other one gets to continue on to the finals.
00:54:02And they said I gotta choose.
00:54:05Choose?
00:54:05Wait, wait.
00:54:06You're picking me, right?
00:54:07I ain't decided that yet.
00:54:09Okay, no offense, but I'm the reigning champ here.
00:54:12I mean, before this, Jack was a nobody janitor.
00:54:14Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass.
00:54:16Oh my god.
00:54:17Get over yourself, man.
00:54:18Look, I didn't mean it like that.
00:54:20But Jack, come on.
00:54:21If anyone deserves this...
00:54:22Play me for it then.
00:54:23Oh.
00:54:23Oh, you're scared now, buddy.
00:54:25Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:54:25Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:54:27Oh, that's perfect.
00:54:28A fight.
00:54:29Ah, the rules committee, they think you two aren't for real rivals.
00:54:33Why not give them a show, huh?
00:54:35We can even live stream it, bringing money for the gym.
00:54:39I'm gonna start arranging the details.
00:54:41You two, get ready for the fight of your lives.
00:54:44You can't be serious right now.
00:54:46Serious is a heart attack.
00:54:48If you two don't fight, I'm gonna lose everything I built here.
00:54:51So, for the one who comes out of the ring the winner,
00:54:54glad to have you.
00:54:55But for the loser, sorry.
00:54:57You gotta leave this gym for good.
00:54:59It's the only way back still.
00:55:05This is just what you wanted, isn't it?
00:55:07To ruin my life?
00:55:09You know what?
00:55:09Why wait for the fight?
00:55:10Let's settle this right here.
00:55:11Wait, no.
00:55:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:55:13What is that?
00:55:14Stop!
00:55:16Angie, we need to settle this right here.
00:55:19Which one of us do you want?
00:55:20Where is this coming from?
00:55:21You know what?
00:55:22I want to know too.
00:55:23Okay, you kissed him at the banquet and we made love in the showers at the arena.
00:55:26Is this for real?
00:55:27Are we for real?
00:55:29If you have to ask, you are still a big dumb idiot.
00:55:33And you are too.
00:55:35This drama isn't about me and it never was.
00:55:39The two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you.
00:55:42Otherwise, I don't want anything to do with either of you.
00:55:45Two childhood rivals in a fight ten years in the making.
00:56:03In one corner, the golden boy champ, the god-given mandate of heaven, inches away from the title.
00:56:13He was born to claim versus a trash-born rookie underdog whose sole dream is to steal his thunder.
00:56:21This is one for the history books.
00:56:23Man, you're going to want to watch this.
00:56:25You are going to watch this live.
00:56:32You know, there was this homeless orphan kid
00:56:35I found living in an alley behind my school growing up.
00:56:39He always wanted to hang out with me.
00:56:41For some reason, it really got under my skin.
00:56:44He wasn't afraid of me.
00:56:46He had nothing to lose.
00:56:47Finally remembered, huh?
00:56:54Look man, let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show.
00:56:58We'll exchange some blows, spit out some blood, make things real dramatic.
00:57:03And in the second half, you throw the match.
00:57:07What?
00:57:09I need you to throw it, man.
00:57:11I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title.
00:57:13I mean, all my parents' investments, all my best years would be for nothing.
00:57:16If I get disqualified, that's it, man. Come on, help me out here.
00:57:18No, no, I'm not going to do that. I'm not throwing the fight.
00:57:22Dude, you don't even want this. You haven't worked half this hard for-
00:57:25Yet I'm better. I'm better and I'm going to prove today that I'm better too.
00:57:29You want to beat me in a fight?
00:57:31Fine. We'll have that fight some other day in some other arena.
00:57:35But today is do or die. There are people watching out there, man.
00:57:38Today means something.
00:57:39You don't understand, man.
00:57:41That's exactly why I need to do it. To prove that I can.
00:57:45Wow. After everything we've been through, you still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:57:52Why? Before I hated you, all I ever wanted was to be your friend.
00:57:56You just always made me feel like I deserved to be alone.
00:58:01And now I'm going to make sure you know how it feels.
00:58:03I'm going to beat you.
00:58:05Boys, what are you still doing back here? That fight's about to start.
00:58:16Maybe you do deserve to be alone.
00:58:29I'm going to fucking kill him.
00:58:37I want a clean fight.
00:58:38Why don't you tell that to Paxton? He's the one prone to cheap shots.
00:58:41Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?
00:58:43Ain't that what you told Angie?
00:58:44All right, all right. And fight!
00:58:57Wow, that's a lot of yours.
00:58:59I thought you weren't going to come.
00:59:01I'm going to bring myself to miss him.
00:59:03You better give up now.
00:59:16It's only going to get worse in here.
00:59:17Hey, I told you two I want a clean fight.
00:59:31Hey, I'm watching you two.
00:59:33I'm okay.
00:59:41He's never going to give up, is he?
00:59:43He needs this too damn badly.
00:59:45He only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you.
00:59:49He just wants to be seen.
00:59:51Do I need to win that penalty?
00:59:53Here, take this whistle. I need you to keep an eye on the fight.
01:00:00What are you doing?
01:00:01Leaving?
01:00:02Some asshole's posting an illegal gambling site in the chat and I think I know who.
01:00:07So?
01:00:08So I'm going to call Paxton's old man.
01:00:09I'm going to find out who's taking my money.
01:00:13Stay here in a NASA fight.
01:00:17Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start.
01:00:20Uh, Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment.
01:00:25But anything could change as the fight has only just begun.
01:00:28He's fucking guys, huh?
01:00:29I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me.
01:00:33It don't matter mom, okay?
01:00:34All the money comes to the family.
01:00:37You know what they say?
01:00:37The house always wins.
01:00:41I should have known you two Chucklefucks were related.
01:00:44Enzo!
01:00:46Enzo?
01:00:47What are you doing in our house?
01:00:49I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.
01:00:52If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me!
01:01:11Why isn't he blocking?
01:01:12It's like he's giving up.
01:01:13Something just happened.
01:01:20Paxton is down.
01:01:21He seems injured.
01:01:21What the hell, Paxton?
01:01:34Why don't you block me?
01:01:36I'm throwing, stupid.
01:01:37You need this more than I do.
01:01:39Will you get up, you asshole?
01:01:40You can't even let me have my win for real.
01:01:42Dude, this is for real, man.
01:01:43I just don't want it anymore, all right?
01:01:45It's cool.
01:01:46Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good.
01:01:55My ankle.
01:01:56Oh, I'm done.
01:01:58My ankle.
01:01:58What are you doing?
01:01:59Get up.
01:02:00I can beat your ass some other day.
01:02:02I'm going to prove that I'm better than you, even at losing.
01:02:04What?
01:02:05Oh, God.
01:02:07Oh, God.
01:02:08I'm done.
01:02:08I lost.
01:02:09Oh, my stomach.
01:02:11Oh, no.
01:02:13Jack's the winner.
01:02:13No, I lost.
01:02:15I lost.
01:02:16You win.
01:02:17My body, man.
01:02:17Paxton won.
01:02:18No, I'm definitely, definitely the loser.
01:02:23It's a draw.
01:02:37That was amazing.
01:02:38What the hell was that?
01:02:41I don't even know.
01:02:43I guess we, who cares?
01:02:46Good news.
01:02:49The gym is rich again.
01:02:53Vic's clients, they agreed to invest.
01:02:55You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring.
01:02:58Yeah.
01:02:59Don't do that.
01:03:00Just send them to jail.
01:03:02But, honey, it's money.
01:03:07Okay, while you guys figure that out, I mean, what about us?
01:03:11You said you can't sponsor us anymore.
01:03:13Not as individual fighters.
01:03:15But you made us so much money.
01:03:19I was thinking, what do you think if I sponsor you as a team?
01:03:22A team?
01:03:24Yeah, at the international tag team fighting tournament.
01:03:28What's seven more continents, right?
01:03:30So long as this Oak agrees.
01:03:32What do you say, Jackie boy?
01:03:33Great form, Becca.
01:03:46Thanks, Angie.
01:03:46I had a great teacher.
01:03:47All right.
01:03:49That is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week.
01:03:52I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high hill can be when used as a weapon.
01:03:58Hey, future wife.
01:04:04Hey.
01:04:06How's class going?
01:04:08Really great.
01:04:10Cool.
01:04:11Speaking of, it looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies.
01:04:15Let him have his fun.
01:04:18Hey, what are you all just standing around for?
01:04:20The world championship fighters tonight.
01:04:22Come on, let's go.
01:04:36Dude, can you believe we're about to be world champs?
01:04:40Come on.
01:04:41You still gotta win, man.
01:04:41Dude.
01:04:43Has there ever been a doubt?
01:04:44Come on.
01:04:46Speaking of doubts.
01:04:48How are you feeling about the briefs?
01:04:49Come on, hit me straight.
01:04:51Nah, I don't know, man.
01:04:52I still don't like them, but they protect the little guys.
01:04:55They protect the little guys.
01:04:56I get it, I get it, I get it.
01:05:02Man, I'm really glad we're friends, man.
01:05:06Me too.
01:05:06Ready yourselves for the main event, folks.
01:05:09Live from Madison Square Garden, this is the underground tag team fighting
01:05:15tournament world championship finals.
01:05:19You ready?
01:05:20I was born ready.
01:05:21Let's go.
01:05:24Ladies and gentlemen, you know them, you love them.
01:05:27Give it up for your Jack Janitor and golden boy, Jack Hertz and Paxton Whitlock!
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