00:45You order 20 cups of coffee and you can't pay?
00:48Just, uh, give me one moment to make a quick one call. I'm sorry.
00:52Forget it. Your order's cancelled.
00:55Probably never had a watermelon bean in your life.
00:58Jack, please.
01:06James, hi. Um, I'm at the coffee shop down on Roma Street and I forgot my wallet. Can you come down here and help me pay for the coffees?
01:14Thanks.
01:15Thanks.
01:20Nice!
01:21Pops!
01:22Your order's been taken care of.
01:24Uh, thank you. I really appreciate it. My friend will be here soon to pay you back.
01:30Don't worry about it. You look like you really know your coffee. You know, my hotel, right across the street. Why don't we go there and use my big stick to taste your little bean?
01:43Ew, uh, no. Thank you. I'm fine.
01:47Hey.
01:50Don't play coy. You are clearly looking for it. Let's just stop playing games and, uh, get down to it.
01:57You filthy whore! How dare you!
02:02Mr. I do apologize for my delay. What is it you want to do? Do you want to buy this whole establishment?
02:27Mr. After careful evaluation, we determined this to be an appropriate amount for the whole establishment.
02:38The lawyers are on the way and the contract is being, uh, prepared as we speak.
02:41Uh, no. I, I just...
02:43For acquisition under 10 million, there's really no need for you to show up.
02:47James, I just forgot my wallet and I needed money for the coffees.
02:51Money for the coffee?
02:52Are you too delusional? You thought you were buying this whole coffee shop? This is one of the hottest cafes in all L.A.
03:03And this guy?
03:04Just some creep who tried to get handsy with me. He paid for the coffees. $130.
03:10Can you just pay him back and make sure I never see him again?
03:22There's just no need for so much. I was just helping the lady out.
03:28Consider this in advance for your medical bills. Get him.
03:32Huh?
03:37Thank you, James. Um, I'm gonna get back to work now.
03:41Oh, not so fast. I'm afraid there's something else. Your mother, she instructed me to get you back to your engagement party.
03:47Under any means necessary.
03:49James, I have never met the guy. And I am not getting engaged to someone I have never met.
03:55Especially when I'm in love with someone else. I repeat, I am NOT going to that engagement party.
04:00I think you insist. But I do apologize about this.
04:04What are you gonna do with us?
04:05Alright, here we go.
04:06No, James, what? What? Are you actually kidnapping me?
04:09Hey, what are you, some sort of mafia thug or something? I thought you were supposed to be a proper butler!
04:14Hey, put me down! Hey, I can walk you, no! Put me down!
04:19Put me down! I can walk you, no! Put me down!
04:23Oh, my darling, what happened? Why are you such a mess? Hurry, go get dressed.
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