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00:00:00I don't know what I'm saying.
00:00:30you lucky son of a bitch it's a hard life someone's gotta do it
00:00:36don't forget about me
00:01:00look who decided to finally join me what do you want mark i need to go to batman's killing me
00:01:18listen brody you got to cool it with this party boy attitude nobody i mean nobody wants to touch
00:01:26you with a 10 foot pole look clean up your act oh i'm done
00:01:35you can't ditch me i'm paying you to do a job oh i can and i will look i am i need it brody it is
00:01:44time for you to settle down settle down yeah uh find yourself a girlfriend brody doesn't do
00:01:50girlfriends 30 doesn't do girlfriends okay well brody better start look if you want to be taken
00:01:58seriously and you want to keep landing those big jobs this is the way to do it or do you no longer
00:02:08dream of winning your first oscar i don't see how a girlfriend is going to help me do that
00:02:14brody it's it's good for objects all right look yeah you gotta get out of here you're already late
00:02:21for your appointment at the rehab clinic
00:02:23brody come on get some pep in your step let's go get out of here shut up oh uh your glasses
00:02:36these are nice
00:02:49so
00:02:57so
00:02:59I cannot believe that Henry put me on this assignment.
00:03:10I've been here for over an hour and the only thing I've caught is a mouthful of bugs.
00:03:20Starting to think that maybe saving up to start my own lifestyle magazine isn't worth all this.
00:03:29Ow! That's it. I'm out of here.
00:03:39Oh my gosh. It's payday, Mikayla.
00:03:56What the hell are you doing?
00:03:59What the hell are you doing?
00:04:09I could ask you the same thing.
00:04:11I'm not the one jumping out of bushes and scaring people.
00:04:14Yeah? Well, maybe you'd be less jumpy if you weren't getting caught leaving rehab.
00:04:18Maybe you should mind your own business.
00:04:20Oh, you're a cat.
00:04:27Great! That's just what I need right now.
00:04:29I prefer the term investigative journalist.
00:04:34Who could possibly top this?
00:04:36A chance to be my girlfriend.
00:04:41What?
00:04:41How do you even know I would want to date you?
00:04:46Considering you already know who I am, I think you have your answer.
00:04:49I have no interest in dating celebrities, especially you.
00:04:54Ouch. That's a bit harsh, don't you think?
00:04:57It's just the truth.
00:04:58That's the truth.
00:05:00Wait.
00:05:02Please.
00:05:03I think this could be mutually beneficial for both of us.
00:05:09Oh, that's right.
00:05:11I forgot.
00:05:12You're not used to hearing no, are you?
00:05:15So let me spell it out for you.
00:05:17N-O.
00:05:19No.
00:05:20You might be a catch to the rest of the women in America, but you're not to me.
00:05:25Again with the insults.
00:05:27You know you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.
00:05:30You have enough people propping up your ego.
00:05:33You certainly don't need my help.
00:05:36Actually, I do.
00:05:37My agent says I need to find a girlfriend to clean up my image.
00:05:42Yeah, well, you could have anybody.
00:05:44Why me?
00:05:45Truthfully, because I need these images to disappear.
00:05:49Do you have the key?
00:05:51I still don't see what's in this for me.
00:05:55Access.
00:05:58Access to all the stars in Hollywood to fill whatever tabloid magazine you work for.
00:06:04You could be Hollywood's old lady, Whistledown.
00:06:07I'm going to regret this, but fine.
00:06:14I'll consider your offer.
00:06:16However, I have a few rules of my own.
00:06:23I have a few rules of my own.
00:06:24If you know anything about my reputation, you know I'm not really a rule-following kind of guy.
00:06:30Yeah, well, if you want these pictures to get deleted, you better be Tom one.
00:06:38Let's hear them.
00:06:38One, we keep this strictly professional.
00:06:42Do not expect me to be the next notch on your belt.
00:06:45I wouldn't dream of it.
00:06:47Anything else?
00:06:48Yes.
00:06:49Yes.
00:06:49No feelings involved.
00:06:51I can't have you falling for me.
00:06:53Trust me, you don't have anything to worry about that.
00:06:55Flattery will get you everywhere.
00:06:59And finally, do not embarrass me.
00:07:03I won't.
00:07:05I'm serious, Brody.
00:07:08No cheating.
00:07:08How could I cheat if we're not even technically dating?
00:07:11You know what I mean, Brody.
00:07:13If you can't stay faithful to our little deal, and you end up embarrassing me in front of the whole world,
00:07:23I will out this bizarre agreement in a heartbeat.
00:07:28Okay, I get it.
00:07:29I won't embarrass you.
00:07:32But I have a rule of my own.
00:07:33Which is?
00:07:35No one.
00:07:37It's no about our agreement.
00:07:38It stays between me, you, and my agent, Mark.
00:07:43The rest of the world is a real deal.
00:07:46Smaller problem for me.
00:07:48It's you who can't keep it in his pants.
00:07:52Do we have a deal or not?
00:07:57We have a deal.
00:08:02I think we need to seal this deal with a kiss.
00:08:08I think we need to seal this deal with a kiss.
00:08:14Any dreams, Broderick Weston?
00:08:19First of all, if we're going to be dating, it's Brody.
00:08:22Broderick is reserved for the bedroom.
00:08:27Gross.
00:08:27If this is going to work, I'm going to need my girlfriend's phone number.
00:08:39Now you have something most women would kill to get.
00:08:42Your phone number.
00:08:44Oh, yay.
00:08:46Lucky me.
00:08:47Text you later, sweetheart.
00:08:48Goodbye, Brody.
00:08:50Oh, my God.
00:09:00I can't believe this.
00:09:01Relax.
00:09:02It's just Brody Weston.
00:09:03Relax?
00:09:04My best friend is dating the hottest celebrity in Hollywood,
00:09:07and you're telling me to relax?
00:09:09Where?
00:09:10When?
00:09:11Why?
00:09:11How?
00:09:12Tell me everything.
00:09:20Yes, you heard me correctly.
00:09:26I already found myself a girlfriend.
00:09:28How's that for taking you seriously?
00:09:30Where is she?
00:09:30Anastasia?
00:09:32Violet Blue?
00:09:33Oh, Marlo Bobby.
00:09:35You don't know her.
00:09:36She's not a celeb, but she'll be perfect for the job.
00:09:38I told you to settle down.
00:09:40I didn't mean to nab the first woman you saw on the street to do it.
00:09:44Mark, you work for me.
00:09:46I'm going to follow your stupid plan.
00:09:47I'm going to do it my way.
00:09:49Do you understand?
00:09:50Just don't screw this up.
00:09:52You may be in my office so we can figure out the hard launch of your relationship.
00:09:56See you soon.
00:10:03Just don't screw this up.
00:10:05You may be in my office so we can figure out the hard launch of your relationship.
00:10:09See you soon.
00:10:09So you're telling me you just so happened to bump into Brody Weston and he just so happened to ask you out?
00:10:23Yeah, that's literally what happened.
00:10:26I can't believe it.
00:10:27Some of the girls got all the luck.
00:10:29Yeah, well, we'll see how lucky I am after he takes me out on the first day.
00:10:34It doesn't matter if you feel lucky.
00:10:35You'll be getting lucky if you know what I mean.
00:10:37Really?
00:10:38What kind of girl do you think I am?
00:10:40A girl who's about to get screwed by Hollywood's hottest playboy.
00:10:43A pack.
00:10:47Brody, you decided to date a pack.
00:10:51What the hell are you thinking?
00:10:53Listen, I didn't have a lot of time.
00:10:55You know, she had pictures of me leaving rehab.
00:10:58You think me being too friendly with the ladies is what's going to decimate my career?
00:11:01These photos will decimate it.
00:11:03And what makes you think she won't print them anyway?
00:11:06Do you want to complete it yet?
00:11:07I made her delete the photos in front of me and I took the memory card.
00:11:13Okay, okay.
00:11:14Well, at least sometimes you think with your proper head.
00:11:18And she just did this per your request.
00:11:22Well, I may have told her how to give her access to other slubs to write about.
00:11:27According to the book, you're only thinking with your other head.
00:11:32Okay, here is what we're going to do.
00:11:48Oh my God, it's from Birdie.
00:11:54It's from Birdie.
00:11:56Don't be shy.
00:11:57What does it say?
00:11:58He wants to take me out today.
00:12:00We have no time to waste.
00:12:01We have to get you looking perfect for Hollywood royalty.
00:12:05Come on.
00:12:25Oh my God, you weren't kidding.
00:12:27You're actually meeting Brody Buston.
00:12:29Nice to meet you.
00:12:32Brody, Selena, Selena, Brody.
00:12:35I'm sure you two will be seeing a lot of each other.
00:12:37Okay.
00:12:40Wow.
00:12:41Can we go now?
00:12:43After you, sweetheart.
00:12:44Oh my God, you're so nice.
00:12:46Okay, bye.
00:12:48See you guys later.
00:12:48Bye.
00:12:49Yeah.
00:12:49Oh, okay.
00:12:50Oh, yeah.
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:50No, I know.
00:12:51Okay, I'll see you around.
00:12:52I'll see you.
00:12:53Not there, but around.
00:12:54I'll see you everywhere around.
00:13:11You could at least pretend to like me.
00:13:15No one's going to believe we're dating with that perma-scowl.
00:13:18I do not have a perma-scowl.
00:13:19Tell that to your face.
00:13:22How long do we have to date for anyways?
00:13:25I didn't tell you the rest of mine.
00:13:29We have to get married.
00:13:35How long do we have to date for anyways?
00:13:39I didn't tell you the rest of mine.
00:13:42We have to get married.
00:13:43Nice try.
00:13:47That is definitely not happening.
00:13:50Oh, yes.
00:13:51I know.
00:13:52I know.
00:13:52Most of them would kill them to have a proposal from you.
00:13:56And let me guess.
00:13:58Do you not like other girls?
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01Something like that.
00:14:07We need to get our stories great in case people ask us how we might.
00:14:10We need to get married.
00:14:12Isn't that easy?
00:14:14I literally fell head over heels in love with you.
00:14:18You did, didn't you?
00:14:20But seriously, we need to be on the same page in case people ask.
00:14:25Well, I'll just give them a version of the truth.
00:14:27We literally ran into each other.
00:14:31And then you were so captivated by my beauty that you just had to shoot your shot.
00:14:36And you turned me down.
00:14:38Because you're an arrogant son of a bitch.
00:14:40But eventually I won you over with my charm.
00:14:42See?
00:14:43Something will work, remember.
00:14:45Hey!
00:14:49See?
00:14:49Something will work, remember.
00:14:52Hey!
00:14:52No, no, no.
00:14:54What do you think you're doing?
00:14:55My whole life is in that bag.
00:14:57I have to go get it.
00:15:08Oh my god, you did it.
00:15:10You got it back.
00:15:11Why do you have two?
00:15:12My purse.
00:15:17Oh my god, you got my purse back.
00:15:19Thank you so much.
00:15:21I was just stopping for a drink of water and then...
00:15:26Brody Weston?
00:15:29Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:15:32Here we go.
00:15:38No one, no one will ever believe this.
00:15:40Can we please get a photo together?
00:15:44Yeah, of course.
00:15:45Nothing for a gorgeous fan.
00:15:54Everybody say playboy.
00:16:04Thanks again.
00:16:05Very nice.
00:16:10So, this must be what it's like to date a famous movie star.
00:16:24The perks that way the minor inconveniences?
00:16:26Perks?
00:16:28What perks?
00:16:30This?
00:16:31This is not.
00:16:46Okay, I think they got the shot that they needed.
00:16:48Did you get the shot?
00:16:58Of course I did.
00:16:59Time to hard launch a relationship, Brody baby.
00:17:07Time to hard launch a relationship, Brody baby.
00:17:09Well, if it isn't my lovely new girlfriend calling.
00:17:23Already breaking the rules and it's only the first day.
00:17:26What do you mean?
00:17:30Keep a professional, Brody.
00:17:32I won't tell you again.
00:17:34Good night, sweetheart.
00:17:35Good morning, Michaela.
00:17:50What do you want, Steven?
00:17:52Oh, come on.
00:17:53Can't a guy say hi to his co-worker?
00:17:55Not if it's the same guy he's been getting from my job ever since he started here.
00:17:58Oh, receptive as always, Mickey.
00:18:02Oh, listen.
00:18:04The boss wants to see you.
00:18:07Ooh, I think you're in trouble.
00:18:17Oh, listen.
00:18:18The boss wants to see you.
00:18:20Ooh, I think you're in trouble.
00:18:30Well, well, well.
00:18:37Look who finally decided to show up.
00:18:45What do you want, Henry?
00:18:49You want to tell me what this is about?
00:18:54What about it?
00:18:55How the hell am I the last to know about this?
00:18:57Why is my reporter being featured on my competitor's magazine?
00:19:01Oh, I'm sorry.
00:19:02I wasn't aware that I needed your permission to date, boss.
00:19:06It is not about that, and you know it.
00:19:09We literally have the inside scoop on Brody Weston's newest relationship,
00:19:13and you let it be featured on Entertainment Weekly first?
00:19:16What happened?
00:19:19Was his tongue so far in your mouth that you let it affect your brain?
00:19:22That's enough, Henry.
00:19:25Michaela, I like you.
00:19:26You've done a great job selling my magazine, even though you think this job is beneath you.
00:19:31You pull a stunt like that again, and you're out.
00:19:33But I didn't do anything.
00:19:35Get me dirt on Brody Weston, or it will cost you your job.
00:19:43I didn't do anything.
00:19:44Get me dirt on Brody Weston, or it will cost you your job.
00:19:49I can't. Brody's off limits.
00:19:56Excuse me?
00:19:59I can't give you information on Brody.
00:20:01This is my personal life in my business.
00:20:05Then you're fired.
00:20:06Wait.
00:20:07By spending time with Brody, I am going to meet a lot of other celebrities,
00:20:12so I can use my connection with him to give you dirt on other celebs.
00:20:19There's the Michaela I remember.
00:20:23You have one month to get me something worthwhile.
00:20:27Now get out there and sell me some magazines.
00:20:32So, who's the new broad?
00:20:35A barista.
00:20:36Nope.
00:20:37Your dental hygienist.
00:20:39Pardon me?
00:20:41Come off it, Brody.
00:20:42Social media's blowing up.
00:20:44You practically broke the internet.
00:20:46Making out with a grocery store clerk.
00:20:51You're giving all these basic chicks all over America false hope that they can get with guys
00:20:55like us.
00:20:56You mean guys like me?
00:20:59Besides, like her is unique.
00:21:03She has a name.
00:21:05When's the last time you remember a fling's name?
00:21:07Like, 2012?
00:21:17And then I met Michaela and things changed.
00:21:20I call bullshit.
00:21:22I know you better than you know yourself, so I know something's off.
00:21:26What's really going on?
00:21:27Clearly you don't know me as well as you think you do.
00:21:37Because that's exactly what I said it was.
00:21:39Michaela's a special girl.
00:21:42Right, so, um, I guess you're into monogamy now?
00:21:46You know it.
00:21:47Well, then I guess you're more than happy to stay home playing house instead of going to the fun
00:21:52bunny anniversary party next week.
00:21:54That's next week?
00:21:56Sure is.
00:21:58Too bad your new ball and chain won't let you go.
00:22:02Straight flush.
00:22:04Bam!
00:22:06Bam.
00:22:06I can't believe you get to go to a red carpet event.
00:22:11I've been to like a hundred of these.
00:22:12Yeah, but it's some sleazy, heartless paparazzi.
00:22:15Gee, thanks.
00:22:16Not the main attraction.
00:22:17All eyes will be on you.
00:22:20I'm sure Steven will be jealous as hell.
00:22:22Oh, I'm jealous as hell.
00:22:29Go get him, tiger.
00:22:36Michaela, it's been one week since your relationship with Brody Weston went public,
00:22:57and now you're at the biggest art gala of the year.
00:22:59How's it been?
00:23:00I would say I'm not used to all the attention, but it's been great so far.
00:23:04Brody, does this mean an end to all the parties and women?
00:23:07What can I say?
00:23:08Once you've found the right one, there's no need to look for more.
00:23:12Brody, my sources tell me that this relationship is your last ditch effort to save your career.
00:23:16What do you have to say about that?
00:23:21Brody, my sources tell me that this relationship is your last ditch effort to save your career.
00:23:26What do you have to say about that?
00:23:27I would say that your sources are feeding you bullshit, Lila.
00:23:34Anyone with eyes can see that Brody's career doesn't need saving.
00:23:38Yours, on the other hand, well, keep trusting sketchy sources,
00:23:43and you'll be the one needing to fake date to save your job.
00:23:45That's my girl. See why I can't resist her?
00:23:47This is brilliant. Oh, this is just brilliant.
00:24:04America is evening the two of you up like an all-you-can-eat buffet.
00:24:08Hey, come on, Brody, look at these headlines, huh?
00:24:11A true Hollywood Cinderella story, America's newest sweetheart.
00:24:16This is my favorite.
00:24:17Has the mysterious Michaela finally tamed Brody Weston?
00:24:22These are great.
00:24:23You say that like you're surprised.
00:24:25If you and your impulsive ass, hello, of course I'm surprised.
00:24:30But this is really good. This is really, really good, Brody.
00:24:33My phone's been ringing off the hook.
00:24:35Look, I smell the next big blockbuster hit.
00:24:41Did I go now?
00:24:42Did I go now?
00:24:43But, uh, hey, oh, just, um, make sure you do some romantic gesture to keep that momentum going.
00:24:50Get out of here.
00:24:52Come on, let's go.
00:24:54Okay, okay, okay, fine, fine.
00:24:57But only looking, no touching.
00:25:00All right, right, right.
00:25:01Yeah, yeah.
00:25:03Whatever, Bro.
00:25:05Hey, hey, all right, ladies and gentlemen, we got Brody back.
00:25:14Richie from the old Voluntary.
00:25:19Why don't you join me in the hot tub, Brody?
00:25:21Lead the way, sexy.
00:25:22I just want one chill night in.
00:25:31Why is that so hard for anyone to understand?
00:25:38You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:40Get dressed, Selena.
00:25:48I'm picking you up.
00:25:48I know you did not just call me at midnight to do a celebrity stakeout.
00:26:03Go.
00:26:04Confirm Brody.
00:26:05I have to make sure he's even here first.
00:26:07You know how really high it is these days.
00:26:10I also know your boyfriend isn't exactly known for his fidelity.
00:26:13Given half the chance, you would definitely date them.
00:26:17I sure would.
00:26:18Either way, you owe me for this.
00:26:23Wait, I see some people headed down to the pool.
00:26:25That fucking asshole.
00:26:37Oh, hold it right there.
00:26:38Hey, oh, hey, hey, hey, relax.
00:26:39Hey, you need to hide and see Brody Weston.
00:26:41You don't need to come in here.
00:26:42You're not supposed to be here.
00:26:43No, let me in.
00:26:44I need to know how to go to Brody Weston.
00:26:45Get out of here.
00:26:46Brody fucking Weston.
00:26:47Get out.
00:26:47Get your cheating ass out here.
00:26:49Right now.
00:26:49Stop it.
00:26:51Get out of here.
00:26:51Get your hands off of me.
00:26:52Get out.
00:26:52Right.
00:26:53Bro, your woman's here.
00:27:08Have you forgotten about Michaela already?
00:27:12Fuck, she's here.
00:27:16How the fuck did she get in?
00:27:18Beats me, but it looks like she's causing a scene.
00:27:20Security won't let her in.
00:27:22Yeah, yeah, we should do that.
00:27:24Let me in.
00:27:24I need to know how to go to Brody Weston.
00:27:26Brody fucking Weston.
00:27:28Get your cheating ass out here right now.
00:27:30Brody.
00:27:31Get out of here now.
00:27:37I ask you to do one thing for me.
00:27:39One.
00:27:40Do not embarrass me.
00:27:41And you couldn't even do that.
00:27:42I can't recall that.
00:27:45Please.
00:27:45Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:46I'm tired of the fucking explanations, Brody.
00:27:49Michaela, don't say that.
00:27:50Please, we can fix this.
00:27:52No, I don't want to fix this.
00:27:55We're finished.
00:27:59Come on, Sina.
00:28:00I don't want to fix this.
00:28:09We're finished.
00:28:13Come on, Sina.
00:28:13What the fuck is this?
00:28:23What the fuck is this?
00:28:27Hmm?
00:28:28I will tell you what the fuck this is.
00:28:31This is the complete opposite of what I told you to do.
00:28:35I can explain.
00:28:36I don't want a fucking explanation.
00:28:40I gave you a task.
00:28:41Find yourself a girlfriend.
00:28:44Not somebody that I choose, but somebody that America would fall in love with.
00:28:48And you fuck it up within a week.
00:28:50This is unbelievable.
00:28:52Mark, I can explain.
00:28:53Oh, God.
00:28:54It's not that serious.
00:28:57It's not that serious?
00:28:58It is not that serious?
00:29:01I gave you the rule of a lifetime.
00:29:03I'm talking Oscar worthy.
00:29:05Now you might as well just kiss her goodbye.
00:29:07I didn't do anything.
00:29:09God, that is not what the tabloids say.
00:29:12You and I both know that the tabloids aren't exactly the moral compasses of truth.
00:29:16It doesn't matter.
00:29:17People believe them.
00:29:19And no studio is going to hire you if you keep making bad press.
00:29:24I thought bad press was still good press.
00:29:26On this day and age of cancel culture and social media.
00:29:30All these studios care about is safety.
00:29:32And your fuckboy behavior is a major liability.
00:29:37You got to fix this, Brody.
00:29:39And you better fix it now.
00:29:43I'll fix it.
00:29:47You got to fix this, Brody.
00:29:48And you better fix it now.
00:29:53I'll fix it.
00:29:56How can you do this to me?
00:29:57And now I'm the laughing stock of the entire world.
00:30:02No, you're not, sweetie.
00:30:06Really?
00:30:07Because this headline says something different.
00:30:10Bunny, I'm home.
00:30:12Brody Weston seen partying without his honey.
00:30:16This only looks bad on him.
00:30:17He was the bastard caught cheating.
00:30:19Yeah, well, I'm the one who knew his reputation and willingly went into this arrangement.
00:30:25I mean, relationship with him.
00:30:28And I, I mean, I'm a fucking paparazzi for crying out loud.
00:30:32I know how scummy and selfish celebrities actually are.
00:30:36Oh, but celebs are people too.
00:30:37Oh, please don't give me that empathetic therapy mumbo jumbo.
00:30:42Brody Weston messed with the wrong woman this time.
00:30:45And if I never see him again, I'll be happy.
00:30:48Well, you're about to be very unhappy.
00:30:50Brody is coming to your door.
00:30:51Brody, tell him to go home.
00:30:54What?
00:30:54What are you, 13?
00:30:56Go answer the door.
00:30:59Oh, my God.
00:30:59You owe me for this.
00:31:03She wants me to tell you that she's not home right now.
00:31:06Selena.
00:31:06But it's the truth.
00:31:12Oh, I, oh, I, my, my kettle.
00:31:17Yeah, it's calling.
00:31:18I gotta answer.
00:31:19Okay, bye.
00:31:24Okay, well, I fucked up.
00:31:29Okay, well, I fucked up.
00:31:33Well, that's putting it mildly.
00:31:34I knew about that party way before I met you.
00:31:39My friend Jack reminded me about it.
00:31:42Did he also tell you to take body shots off of half-naked models?
00:31:47No, that's on me.
00:31:52Brody, I don't want to do this anymore.
00:31:54I mean, I knew it was a bad idea from the beginning, and this has only proved me right.
00:31:58I don't know why you're making such a big deal about this.
00:32:02It's not like we're a real couple.
00:32:07You know what?
00:32:09You're right.
00:32:10We're not a real couple.
00:32:12So why don't I go in and get my face plastered all over every magazine with my tongue stuffed down
00:32:17some other guy's throat and see how you feel about it, since we're not a real couple.
00:32:23Okay, I get what you mean.
00:32:25I'm sorry, hey.
00:32:30I'm just not used to this whole girlfriend thing.
00:32:35Let me make it up to you.
00:32:37You've helped me so much, and I haven't returned the favor yet.
00:32:44Fine.
00:32:46I guess I'll give you another shot, but it's gonna cost you.
00:32:55Cost me what?
00:33:11First of all, I want dinner at the fanciest restaurant in Hollywood.
00:33:16Consider it done.
00:33:16Two, I want a new wardrobe.
00:33:20If I'm gonna be your girlfriend, I have to play the part.
00:33:22I have to look the part.
00:33:24Anything else, princess?
00:33:28I need a story to publish.
00:33:30Unlike you, some of us have to work for a living.
00:33:32I work.
00:33:36But I can get you an exclusive story that I guarantee you no one has written yet.
00:33:43Do we have a deal?
00:33:46Yes, but you're gonna have to make a pretty damn big gesture for the rest of the world to believe that you and I actually made up.
00:33:54What's funny?
00:33:56What am I doing?
00:34:03I'm looking for four steps once.
00:34:04After three steps.
00:34:10And again.
00:34:14Bye.
00:34:17I'm looking for two weeks.
00:34:19And look.
00:34:20I."
00:34:21What the hell is this?
00:34:34I can't believe you do this.
00:34:36Michaela, what do you think of Brody's apology?
00:34:42Michaela, what do you think of Brody's apology?
00:34:46I think that whatever happens between Brody and I
00:34:49is for us to know and you to find out.
00:34:51Come on, is that any way to treat an old friend?
00:34:53You know just as much as I do
00:34:55that I will not be volunteering any info.
00:35:07Can I speak with Brody?
00:35:12Brody, Brody, Brody.
00:35:15Look, you're kind of tucking in your pants
00:35:17just a few more weeks.
00:35:18Nothing happened, Mark.
00:35:20Yeah, because Michaela showed up.
00:35:21I don't know whether to thank her for doing damage control
00:35:24or bring her back for causing such a colossal scene.
00:35:31I've got it handled.
00:35:34How?
00:35:34Okay, all right, all right.
00:35:43This is a good start.
00:35:45But you two need to be seen together
00:35:47as a united front.
00:35:50The book is a reservation for Pasadena tonight.
00:35:52Oh, nice.
00:35:54You're learning from the best.
00:35:56And by the best, I mean me.
00:35:58Oh, which reminds me.
00:36:03What's this?
00:36:04The next big blockbuster hit.
00:36:07And they want you to stall.
00:36:10But only, and I mean only,
00:36:12if you cool it with your playboy antics.
00:36:14You two need to be seen together
00:36:21as a united front.
00:36:23The book is a reservation for Pasadena tonight.
00:36:25Oh, nice.
00:36:28You're learning from the best.
00:36:30And by the best, I mean me.
00:36:32Watch your step.
00:36:33You're good.
00:36:38You're good.
00:36:38Keep going.
00:36:40Can I open my eyes now?
00:36:42Yes, you can open your eyes now.
00:36:47Pasadena?
00:36:49You understood the assignment.
00:36:52Welcome, Mr. Weston.
00:36:54Your table's ready.
00:36:55Brody, this is...
00:36:57Not nearly enough to make up
00:36:59for the way that I treated you.
00:37:00I mean, I'm sorry.
00:37:18Yeah, and that's how I got
00:37:20the award-winning shot of you-know-who
00:37:22kicking his nose and eating it.
00:37:24Oh, that's disgusting.
00:37:28I still can't believe you got into this work.
00:37:31Well, I mean,
00:37:32you gotta pay the bills somehow.
00:37:34After graduating from college,
00:37:36I needed to find a way
00:37:37to pay my student loans.
00:37:40Do you like it?
00:37:42No.
00:37:43Not at all.
00:37:44But, I mean,
00:37:46until I can venture out on my own,
00:37:48I gotta do what I gotta do.
00:37:55What?
00:37:57Dance with me.
00:37:58Dance with me.
00:37:58Yeah.
00:38:00Dance with me.
00:38:06Brody, there's no cameras around.
00:38:08We don't have to do this.
00:38:09Don't leave me hanging.
00:38:11Cameras and no cameras,
00:38:12no one likes to be rejected.
00:38:17That's right.
00:38:18I forgot.
00:38:20You're not used to hearing
00:38:21a woman say no.
00:38:23Well, that may be the case,
00:38:24but maybe this time
00:38:25I'd just like you to say yes.
00:38:26I get it.
00:38:29You're trying to play the part
00:38:30of the remorseful romance
00:38:32take boyfriend.
00:38:34No.
00:38:36I just wanted a chance
00:38:37to dance with you.
00:38:39Where'd you learn to dance like this?
00:38:42What?
00:38:42Am I blowing you away
00:38:43with my stellar dance moves?
00:38:45Well, I wasn't
00:38:48if you did that.
00:38:55I'm truly sorry
00:38:56to interrupt Mr. Weston.
00:38:58You asked me to let you know
00:38:59when Miss Guiful's leaving.
00:39:01Of course not.
00:39:04What's that about?
00:39:06I'm going to give you that story.
00:39:07I'm going to give you that story.
00:39:37So, are you going to tell me
00:39:51about what happened
00:39:52at the restaurant?
00:39:53What was I found?
00:39:58Call this number tomorrow
00:39:59at 9 a.m. sharp.
00:40:00Who is it?
00:40:04Orlando Whitfield.
00:40:05No.
00:40:07No.
00:40:09You got me an interview
00:40:11with Orlando Whitfield?
00:40:13She doesn't give interviews
00:40:14to like anybody.
00:40:16Ever.
00:40:17And she practically
00:40:17wrote the rule of
00:40:18ungiving interviews.
00:40:20Okay.
00:40:22Do I even want to know
00:40:23what you had to do
00:40:24to get this?
00:40:27Orlando owed me a favor
00:40:29and I decided to cash in on it.
00:40:31You didn't.
00:40:32I did.
00:40:34Oh my God.
00:40:42I'm sorry.
00:40:44I don't know.
00:40:44I don't know what just came over me.
00:40:46I didn't want to.
00:40:47Um.
00:40:49I should.
00:40:50It's a big name.
00:40:51Thank you so much
00:41:03for meeting me
00:41:04on such short notice
00:41:05Ms. Winfell.
00:41:06Your generosity
00:41:07has not gone unnoticed
00:41:08and I am so glad
00:41:10that I get to write about it.
00:41:11Oh my pleasure.
00:41:13Brody has spoken
00:41:14very highly of your work
00:41:16and after today
00:41:17I have to agree.
00:41:18You have a real talent
00:41:20for real journalism.
00:41:22Really?
00:41:23Oh yes.
00:41:24I see a bright future
00:41:25ahead of you.
00:41:27That means a lot.
00:41:30Oh.
00:41:31You're welcome.
00:41:32Any friend of Brody's
00:41:33is a friend of mine.
00:41:34And it is so nice
00:41:36to see him
00:41:37finally settling down.
00:41:48Just made the deadline.
00:42:08Yes, Henry?
00:42:09My office.
00:42:11Now.
00:42:11Now.
00:42:18You gave me a month, Henry.
00:42:48Yeah, well,
00:42:49I'm shortening it.
00:42:50Why?
00:42:51Hmm.
00:42:52Let's see.
00:42:53Rather than capitalize
00:42:54on your boyfriend's
00:42:55stupidity
00:42:56at the fun bunnies party,
00:42:57you get caught up
00:42:58in the drama
00:42:59and become the main headline
00:43:01in my competitor's magazine.
00:43:02That's not exactly fair,
00:43:04is it, Henry?
00:43:05And to top it off,
00:43:06you didn't bring me any dirt.
00:43:08That little stunt
00:43:09you pulled with Rolanda
00:43:10at the daycare workers giveaway
00:43:12is hardly dirt.
00:43:14That's a newsworthy piece.
00:43:16People don't care
00:43:17about charity events
00:43:18and bait sales.
00:43:19They want dirt, Michaela.
00:43:21And we sell it to them.
00:43:22Yeah, well,
00:43:23there's more to life
00:43:24than spying on celebrities
00:43:25and hoping to catch
00:43:26their mistakes.
00:43:27I know you've always
00:43:27thought yourself
00:43:28to be above
00:43:29this sort of journalism.
00:43:30And yes,
00:43:30I said journalism
00:43:31because that's what it is.
00:43:33That's what we do.
00:43:34That's what pays the bills.
00:43:37So if you want
00:43:38to keep making money,
00:43:39I suggest you find me
00:43:41more salacious content
00:43:42to publish in my magazine.
00:43:44Are we clear?
00:43:47Crystal clear, Henry.
00:43:49Good.
00:43:50Don't come back here
00:43:51until you have something
00:43:53worthwhile that I can publish
00:43:54in Hot Goss Daily.
00:44:07What are you doing here?
00:44:08Can't a guy come
00:44:12see his girlfriend?
00:44:13I'm not in the mood, Brody.
00:44:15What event do you need
00:44:16me to attend this time
00:44:17to make you look good?
00:44:19What happened?
00:44:21I had a crappy day at work.
00:44:24My job's on the line
00:44:25unless I can find
00:44:26a scandalous piece
00:44:27of hot gossip to publish.
00:44:29You know.
00:44:33I may have just failed.
00:44:35My job's on the line
00:44:38unless I can find
00:44:39a scandalous piece
00:44:40of hot gossip to publish.
00:44:43Yeah.
00:44:47I may have just failed.
00:44:57What are we doing here?
00:44:59We're not very patient, are we?
00:45:02I'm glad this is.
00:45:03Time is for me.
00:45:04And right now,
00:45:05we're wasting time.
00:45:06No, we're not.
00:45:07You're getting ready.
00:45:12You're getting ready.
00:45:14Holy shit.
00:45:16Is that too official?
00:45:18It is trying to
00:45:19start to run on you.
00:45:22Shit, it's a limo suction.
00:45:23Oh, this is good.
00:45:26Oh, this is good.
00:45:27This is too good.
00:45:29Do you think this will
00:45:30make your boss happy?
00:45:33This is going to sell
00:45:34issues for sure.
00:45:35Thank you, Brody.
00:45:36I'm following up
00:45:38my end of the arrangement.
00:45:41Right.
00:45:43The arrangement.
00:45:46So, what is it that you
00:45:48need me to do?
00:45:49That is why you came over,
00:45:50isn't it?
00:45:52Maybe I just wanted to come
00:45:53to you.
00:45:55Excuse me?
00:45:58What is it that you need
00:45:59me to do?
00:46:00That is why you came over,
00:46:01isn't it?
00:46:01Maybe I just wanted to
00:46:04come to you.
00:46:05Excuse me?
00:46:08Nice try, Brody.
00:46:09What do you really want?
00:46:12The plan's working.
00:46:14Mark out me a rule
00:46:15and stole my movies.
00:46:16It's going to be huge.
00:46:18You couldn't have just
00:46:18sent that in a text?
00:46:21I wanted to invite you to say.
00:46:26The optics, I get it.
00:46:28Just tell me where and when.
00:46:29Just be ready around 10 a.m.
00:46:32I'll send a car
00:46:33and I'll come pick you up.
00:46:34Let's go and get some
00:46:35to eat at the start.
00:46:48And this is where
00:46:49the magic happens.
00:46:51Wow.
00:46:52Your workplace is
00:46:53infinitely cooler than mine.
00:46:55It's not a life
00:46:56that someone has to do it.
00:46:59Check it out.
00:47:04It's going to air anybody
00:47:05for the movie.
00:47:06Hmm.
00:47:07Do you want to touch it?
00:47:08Hmm.
00:47:09I'm not really in the mood
00:47:10to touch your
00:47:11little buddy.
00:47:12Maybe I could convince you
00:47:14in the future.
00:47:14Heh.
00:47:15Definitely.
00:47:18Barley, darling.
00:47:20There you are.
00:47:20Barley, darling.
00:47:21There you are.
00:47:24Barley, darling.
00:47:26There you are.
00:47:27Anastasia, this is Michaela.
00:47:31Michaela, this is...
00:47:32Anastasia Carmichael.
00:47:34Everybody knows who she is.
00:47:36Am I interrupting something?
00:47:38Uh, yeah.
00:47:40I was giving Michaela
00:47:41a tour of the set.
00:47:43Hmm.
00:47:44My apologies.
00:47:45I just wanted to come
00:47:46and create my new co-star
00:47:47before we can film it.
00:47:48I'm filming.
00:47:48Can you believe we're
00:47:52going to be working
00:47:53together again?
00:47:54Just like old times.
00:47:55Isn't that exciting?
00:47:56You need something.
00:47:58Hmm.
00:47:59Anyways,
00:47:59I won't keep you
00:48:00too much longer.
00:48:01I've got to go do makeup
00:48:01and all that jazz,
00:48:02but, uh,
00:48:03I just want to let you know
00:48:04how excited I am
00:48:05to be working with you.
00:48:06You always make
00:48:07our intimate scenes
00:48:08very special.
00:48:09Hmm.
00:48:12See ya.
00:48:12I just want to let you know
00:48:17how excited I am
00:48:18to be working with you again.
00:48:20You always make
00:48:21our intimate scenes
00:48:21very special.
00:48:24Hmm.
00:48:25See ya.
00:48:28She's, uh,
00:48:30charming.
00:48:31She's an acquired taste.
00:48:34Surprisingly,
00:48:34she's one hell of an actress.
00:48:35Yeah, you have to say that.
00:48:37You dated her.
00:48:39You know you can't believe
00:48:40everything you read
00:48:41in the tabloids.
00:48:41Right.
00:48:43Speaking of tabloids,
00:48:44um,
00:48:45you know,
00:48:46when I first met you,
00:48:46you were walking
00:48:47out of that rehab clinic,
00:48:48but I've yet to see you
00:48:49around any drugs.
00:48:51So,
00:48:52what's that all about?
00:48:55Um,
00:48:56it's easier.
00:48:58We have work to do it.
00:49:00Uh,
00:49:00just like that?
00:49:02Just like that.
00:49:03I don't think it works
00:49:04like that.
00:49:04I'm telling you it does.
00:49:05But I...
00:49:06Drop it, Michaela.
00:49:08Drop it, Michaela.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:13Jeez.
00:49:13Consider it dropped.
00:49:15I should head home.
00:49:17Yeah, you should.
00:49:20I'm sorry.
00:49:22You don't have to help.
00:49:23No, it's fine.
00:49:24I have work I need to do
00:49:26anyway.
00:49:27I'm sorry.
00:49:41I'm sorry.
00:49:46Cody,
00:49:47you didn't have to come over here.
00:49:50You don't owe me anything.
00:49:52No.
00:49:52I shouldn't have
00:49:55screamed at you like that.
00:49:58It's just...
00:49:59It's complicated.
00:50:02Okay?
00:50:03Complicated
00:50:03because I'm a pap?
00:50:05No.
00:50:07No, I just...
00:50:08I haven't really talked
00:50:10to anyone about it.
00:50:12Tell you what.
00:50:15Why don't you come with me
00:50:17to set tomorrow?
00:50:19And I'll tell you
00:50:20a little bit about it.
00:50:20You don't have to do that.
00:50:24I think I want to.
00:50:25Why?
00:50:27Because
00:50:28you're asking me,
00:50:33Kayla.
00:50:35You're smart.
00:50:37Talented.
00:50:39Extremely beautiful.
00:50:43Pretty.
00:50:44I like you.
00:50:48For real,
00:50:49I like you a lot.
00:50:55And since we both
00:50:56are not a real follower,
00:50:57I'm gonna do this.
00:50:58I'm gonna do this.
00:50:58but...
00:51:17I like you a little girl.
00:51:18Because I'm gonna do this.
00:51:19I don't see you.
00:51:19I like you a little girl.
00:51:21That's what it's like.
00:51:21I love you a little girl.
00:51:21I just주�ciихoper.
00:51:22You近y.
00:51:22I like you.
00:51:22Alright.
00:51:23I like you a little girl.
00:51:23I like you a little girl.
00:51:24I like you a little girl.
00:51:25And you play the girl.
00:51:25I do she you a little girl.
00:51:26I like you a little girl.
00:51:26Bye.
00:51:27Bye.
00:51:27What the hell are you with her?
00:51:42Excuse me.
00:51:43Hollywood royalty like us should be together.
00:51:46You shouldn't be hanging around peasants, let alone paparazzi.
00:51:52Watch it, and I stay here.
00:51:57Please, you don't think anyone actually buys your little pathetic romance, do you?
00:52:02It's textbook PR.
00:52:04But you should really fire your manager for this one, because he did you kind of dirty.
00:52:07You don't know anything about me or my relationship.
00:52:11I actually happen to like Mikayla.
00:52:13A lot.
00:52:15Oh, please.
00:52:16You've always been a no-feelings kind of guy.
00:52:19It doesn't just change overnight.
00:52:21And even if you did suddenly want to settle down, you could just settle down with me.
00:52:26We would be the power couple of the century.
00:52:30You don't need that little nobody.
00:52:32Oh, she has a name.
00:52:33It's Mikayla.
00:52:36I don't really care what her name is.
00:52:38The only name I want to hear, coming from your mouth, is my name.
00:52:44In your dreams, Anastasia.
00:52:46See?
00:52:47Just like that.
00:52:51What the fuck, Brody?
00:52:52Brody!
00:52:56What the fuck, Brody?
00:52:59Again?
00:53:00Mikayla, this is what it looks like.
00:53:02He never is with you, it's a...
00:53:05She kissed me.
00:53:08Only because you were practically begging me to.
00:53:12That's bullshit and you know it, Anastasia.
00:53:14Mikayla, I didn't kiss her.
00:53:15I swear, I don't even like her.
00:53:17When has that stopped you before?
00:53:18You're dating me and you don't even like me.
00:53:21What?
00:53:22No.
00:53:23Well, what about last night?
00:53:24I told you I liked you.
00:53:26Brody.
00:53:26Don't touch me.
00:53:28They need us back on set.
00:53:29Tell them I'm dealing with something.
00:53:31Brody!
00:53:32I swear to God, Anastasia, if you keep this up, I'm dropping this movie.
00:53:36Help me not.
00:53:37Try me and find out.
00:53:38I don't know what kind of dirt you have on him, but whatever it is, I'm going to find it.
00:53:46He may have stayed loyal to you this time, but it won't last.
00:53:50Brody couldn't stay faithful if his life depended on it.
00:54:02Brody couldn't stay faithful if his life depended on it.
00:54:04It's like I never fucking learn.
00:54:15Mikayla, I swear to you I didn't.
00:54:16You heard Anastasia.
00:54:17I stayed faithful to you.
00:54:18Yeah, because the words coming out of your ex's mouth are the ones that I'm going to take to heart.
00:54:23She's telling the truth.
00:54:24I swear.
00:54:24She knows that I have dirt on you.
00:54:28We agreed that we weren't going to tell anyone about that.
00:54:31I didn't.
00:54:33She's lying.
00:54:33Let me get this straight.
00:54:35You want me to believe that she's lying about that, but telling the truth about the other thing?
00:54:46Yes.
00:54:47Anastasia's not the brightest crayon in the box.
00:54:50She doesn't know anything about us.
00:54:52I don't really care if she does know.
00:54:54Honestly, I mean, it would hurt you more than it would hurt me.
00:54:57But what I do care about is when she said that you stayed loyal to me, did you really not kiss her?
00:55:07I didn't.
00:55:11I swear on my life.
00:55:13I didn't.
00:55:16I have no interest in Anastasia.
00:55:18I never did.
00:55:19Sorry, I promise you, I will never hurt you again.
00:55:27Michael, I didn't really hold a lot of hope on that promise.
00:55:33I'm not the bad guy.
00:55:34I'm just misunderstood.
00:55:35Is that what you're calling it now?
00:55:40My favorite happy couple.
00:55:43This is exactly what I want to say.
00:55:45Mark, what are you doing here?
00:55:47I know you said you did not want to attend the premiere of Hurricane Thunder, but I'm here to tell you that you will.
00:55:53No, they dropped me from the movie.
00:55:55Why the hell would I support it?
00:55:56Because it's good for publicity.
00:55:58And because Michaela wants an opportunity to dress up and feel glamorous.
00:56:04Don't you, Michaela?
00:56:06This is exactly what I want to say.
00:56:12Mark, what are you doing here?
00:56:13I know you said you did not want to attend the premiere of Hurricane Thunder, but I'm here to tell you that you will.
00:56:19No, they dropped me from the movie.
00:56:21Why the hell would I support it?
00:56:23Because it's good for publicity.
00:56:25And because Michaela wants an opportunity to dress up and feel glamorous.
00:56:30Don't you, Michaela?
00:56:34Sorry, you're enjoying your first premiere party.
00:56:46You mean my first premiere party on the inside?
00:56:49It's not too bad.
00:56:54Just not bad.
00:56:56Welcome to the premiere of Hurricane Thunder.
00:57:00It's my pleasure to be your host this evening.
00:57:03Cheers.
00:57:05Enjoy.
00:57:08Oh my gosh.
00:57:10Orlando told me that she would help me look into starting my own magazine, so I'm going to go and say hi to her.
00:57:15Now I have got to hand it to you.
00:57:20The two of you look like a real couple.
00:57:23And she's not even an actress.
00:57:28A real couple?
00:57:30I knew it.
00:57:32I knew this was all a PR stunt.
00:57:34To be honest, I'm not sure it's even faking you.
00:57:37Oh, has Brodie Weston finally coughed for your life.
00:57:47Do I even want to know what you two were talking about?
00:57:50Just words, sir.
00:57:53Mark doesn't even know the meaning of the word party.
00:57:55I know exactly I'm going to break those two up and get Brodie all to myself.
00:58:11Thank you for another very eventful night in Tinselstown.
00:58:35You seem to be really enjoying yourself.
00:58:41Maybe celebrity life is for you after all.
00:58:45I wouldn't bet on it.
00:58:48But I am starting to find certain celebrities somewhat tolerable.
00:58:55Really?
00:58:57Who?
00:58:58Orlando Winfield, for starters.
00:59:03Anyone else?
00:59:04You can't really think of anyone else.
00:59:11Fine.
00:59:12I guess you made the cut.
00:59:15Somewhat tolerable.
00:59:18I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
00:59:23Well, if it's any consolation,
00:59:28I find you somewhat tolerable, too.
00:59:29Last night was amazing, wasn't it?
00:59:55Where did it go?
01:00:02Last night was amazing, wasn't it?
01:00:13Where did it go?
01:00:25You did what?
01:00:26Man, I might have slept with Brodie.
01:00:31What?
01:00:31Yeah.
01:00:32Where?
01:00:32When?
01:00:34I mean, I don't know.
01:00:35It just happened.
01:00:37Was it good?
01:00:38What did we went?
01:00:39Oh, my God.
01:00:40A girl doesn't kiss and tell.
01:00:42Bullshit.
01:00:43We tell each other everything.
01:00:44Come on.
01:00:44Okay.
01:00:48Mm-hmm.
01:00:49Well.
01:00:50Oh, seriously?
01:00:53Save the film.
01:01:11What the fuck?
01:01:12What the fuck?
01:01:14Look, Mikaela, I...
01:01:44You promised me you wouldn't embarrass me again.
01:01:51You promised me.
01:01:53Okay, look, I never meant for the arrangement to come out.
01:01:56I don't give a fuck about the arrangement, Brodie.
01:01:59I'm a big girl.
01:02:00I can handle the fact that the entire world thinks that I'm some opportunistic hoe who sleeps with celebrities for her own personal gain.
01:02:09Hell, I mean, it's slightly true, isn't it?
01:02:11But seeing pictures of you and Anastasia doing God knows what, that's my final straw.
01:02:18Pictures, what pictures?
01:02:19Pictures, what pictures?
01:02:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:23These are fake.
01:02:24Oh, fake?
01:02:25Oh, fake?
01:02:25Like our relationship is fake?
01:02:28What?
01:02:29I wasn't good enough in bed for you, so you had to go get a better fix somewhere else?
01:02:32I never slept with Anastasia.
01:02:34I'm a fucking photographer, Brodie.
01:02:37Pictures don't lie.
01:02:40She must have drugged me or something.
01:02:42I swear to God, I never slept with her.
01:02:44Yeah, right.
01:02:46Because that is something so crazy, impossible, out of the realms of possibility for you, that no one would believe it, right?
01:02:54Save your theatrics for someone who cares.
01:02:58Okay, hold on, please.
01:02:59Get the fuck out of my apartment, Brodie.
01:03:01Get the fuck out of my apartment, Brodie.
01:03:28How could you not tell me your relationship was fake?
01:03:31I thought we were best friends.
01:03:34Selena, I'm sorry.
01:03:36I wasn't allowed to tell anybody.
01:03:38Best friends are always outside of the everyone rule.
01:03:41I know.
01:03:43Trust me, I know that now.
01:03:46If I could go back in time, there's a lot of things I wouldn't do.
01:03:51Like fall for Brodie Weston?
01:03:53I did not fall for him.
01:03:57Slightly infatuated, maybe.
01:04:01But he made damn sure that would never develop into anything more.
01:04:05Michaela doesn't date cheaters, real or fake.
01:04:14What are you going to do now?
01:04:18Move on with my life?
01:04:20Um, forget that Brodie Weston?
01:04:25What?
01:04:25Oh, my God.
01:04:36Oh, my God.
01:04:36Uh-oh.
01:04:48You're in trouble.
01:04:49Fuck off, Steven.
01:04:50What the hell, Henry?
01:04:58You got a lot of nerve coming in here with that attitude, Missy.
01:05:01Well, we both agreed that Brodie was off limits.
01:05:04I don't know what you're smoking, but Brodie Weston will never be off limits.
01:05:09The guy sells more papers in one act than most Hollywood celebrities combined.
01:05:13Just because you jumped in the sack with him doesn't mean the rest of us won't touch him.
01:05:18How did you get the pictures, Henry?
01:05:21Oh, you mean the ones you tried to delete of your drug addict boyfriend?
01:05:26You ever heard of a little thing called the cloud, Michaela?
01:05:29You should check it out.
01:05:30Just when you think something's been deleted, voila, saved on the server.
01:05:40Oh, my God.
01:05:42Yeah, good thing Steven had his wits about him to keep the company first.
01:05:47Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
01:05:50In case that wasn't obvious, get out.
01:06:00You know, I don't know why I never learn.
01:06:24I should know better than to go along with your stupid, impulsive decisions.
01:06:34What do you mean?
01:06:36Brodie, I asked you to fix your image so that you can book the roles you deserve.
01:06:42And what do you do?
01:06:43What do you do?
01:06:45You go out and you find some rando to date who just happens to be a pap fucked by some miracle.
01:06:54Somehow you make America fall in love with the two of you.
01:06:58And I think to myself, okay, okay, Mark, this is good.
01:07:02Your brook has done something right for once in his life.
01:07:06Oh, nope.
01:07:08You immediately lapse back into your old ways and you piss off a pap who has published everything about you in those tabloids.
01:07:18Where's this all coming from, Mark?
01:07:20It's bad enough that you look like some asshole who broke this poor woman's heart.
01:07:26And now the whole world thinks you are a drunk addict.
01:07:32What the fuck?
01:07:34Yeah.
01:07:34She told me she deleted these.
01:07:36Well, genius, didn't anyone ever tell you not to test a pap?
01:07:41The kiddos are a fucking goldmine to them.
01:07:46She didn't delete them because she was saving them for when you would inevitably break her heart.
01:07:52Oh, my gosh.
01:07:53Brodie.
01:07:54Oh, Brodie, how could you be so fucking stupid?
01:07:59How could she do this to me?
01:08:01Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn.
01:08:05If you keep playing with fire, Brodie, you will eventually get burned.
01:08:09And now, no one wants to touch you with a ten-foot pole.
01:08:12No one wants to be around you because they are worried about what your fake ex-girlfriend might print about them.
01:08:21You fucked up, Brodie.
01:08:23You fucked up big time.
01:08:26You fucked up, Brodie.
01:08:33You fucked up big time.
01:08:49I'll fix this.
01:08:50No, no, no, you won't.
01:08:51I don't want you to try and stop what you think because it always ends in disaster.
01:08:56Brodie, I am in charge now.
01:09:02What's that supposed to mean?
01:09:04Well, for once, we need to tell the truth.
01:09:08We need to out your mom.
01:09:10No.
01:09:10No way.
01:09:12There is no other way to possibly spin this in your favor to help your career.
01:09:16Believe me, I have tried every possible angle.
01:09:19We have got to tell the truth.
01:09:20No, I'm not doing this.
01:09:21Yes, you are.
01:09:22Yes, you are because I said so.
01:09:23This is the only way to save your career.
01:09:25The hell with my career.
01:09:26This is my life.
01:09:27Yeah, and you were paying me to manage it and make you look good.
01:09:31That makes this decision easy.
01:09:32What?
01:09:33I'm sorry, Brodie.
01:09:34What decision?
01:09:35You're fired.
01:09:51You're fired.
01:09:51Could this date get any worse?
01:10:20You know what I can.
01:10:21Are you really that bitter and spiteful that you had to go into something like this?
01:10:32This all may be some little fun game to you, but this is real people's lives you're messing with.
01:10:37Brodie, it wasn't me.
01:10:38It was my boss.
01:10:39I...
01:10:40Oh, really?
01:10:41And you expect me to believe you?
01:10:42Like you believe me?
01:10:43With Anastasia?
01:10:44Yeah, that's right.
01:10:46And you lied to my face.
01:10:48Bullshit.
01:10:49You didn't look at pictures.
01:10:50You are just like every other opportunistic paparazzi scum out there looking to make a buck out of celebrities.
01:10:58Do you think we are so bad?
01:10:59Go look in the fucking mirror.
01:11:01You are just like every other opportunistic paparazzi scum out there looking to make a buck out of celebrities.
01:11:21Do you think we are so bad?
01:11:23Go look in the fucking mirror.
01:11:25McKayla, it's been a week.
01:11:40When are you going to get out of the house and out of those dingy pajamas?
01:11:44Never.
01:11:46My life is a disaster.
01:11:49Rent is due.
01:11:50I have no job.
01:11:52And Brodie thinks that I leaked that article about him.
01:11:55Brodie's a dog.
01:11:57Who cares what he thinks?
01:11:59I do.
01:11:59Well, maybe things are turning up.
01:12:10Orlando Winfell is coming here.
01:12:14Oh my God.
01:12:16That's my apartment.
01:12:17I know.
01:12:17I can't see her looking like this.
01:12:35Orlando.
01:12:37What are you doing here?
01:12:38Oh, I just happened to be in the neighborhood.
01:12:41Wait.
01:12:43Sit, sit, please.
01:12:45Okay.
01:12:47So, have I read the article you wrote about me?
01:12:52You did?
01:12:53Yes.
01:12:54Yes, I did.
01:12:57What if I told you I was starting a new magazine in which you was my lead journalist?
01:13:03I would say, excellent.
01:13:05You'll start right away.
01:13:08That would be a dream come true.
01:13:11McKayla, you're a talented journalist.
01:13:13This, you've proven.
01:13:14Oh, without the perfect saying for your first story.
01:13:18Oh, without the perfect saying for your first story.
01:13:18So, what if I'm supposed to do?
01:13:23Okay.
01:13:24Oh, without the perfect saying for your first mouvements, you're one of them.
01:13:28Oh, my God.
01:13:29Oh, my God.
01:13:30Oh, yeah.
01:13:31So, let's get on my fourth day.
01:13:37Oh, yeah.
01:13:38Oh, my God.
01:13:38Oh, yeah.
01:13:39Okay.
01:13:40Oh, yeah.
01:13:40Sure.
01:13:41Okay.
01:13:41Oh, yeah.
01:13:42Oh, yeah.
01:13:43Yeah.
01:13:44Oh, yeah.
01:13:44Oh, yeah.
01:13:45Oh, yeah.
01:13:46Oh, yeah.
01:15:17You don't have to keep my addiction a secret, especially if it's hurting your career.
01:15:24You're just getting better, Mom.
01:15:25The last thing we need is paparazzi harassing you and you relapse.
01:15:32Your dad would be so proud of you.
01:15:38So considerate.
01:15:40You and your celebrity gossip.
01:15:51Wow.
01:15:52It's the only way I can keep cabs on my boy.
01:15:55How else would I have found out about you and Michaela?
01:15:58Oh, wow.
01:16:05What is it?
01:16:06We need to see this.
01:16:07Oh, wow.
01:16:22What is it?
01:16:23We need to see this.
01:16:24Thanks for meeting me here.
01:16:43Behind the flashing lights, the truth about Broderick Buston, the misunderstood vulnerability of Hollywood's biggest star.
01:16:58You're the only person I've ever been vulnerable with, besides my mom.
01:17:12That's why I was going to the rehab center, to see her.
01:17:20Why wouldn't you just tell me that?
01:17:26It's hard to talk about.
01:17:29My mom being an addict, especially when I'm trying to protect her from the world.
01:17:33I'm sorry, I didn't believe you.
01:17:45I'm even more sorry for the things that I said.
01:17:51It's worth anything.
01:17:54I'm sorry, too.
01:17:55Celebrity relationships can be so messy.
01:18:06Oh, I know.
01:18:19Okay, only these last few weeks have changed my life.
01:18:25I don't want to be just a headline with you.
01:18:33I'm in love with you.
01:18:41Where's the paths?
01:18:47Where are the paths?
01:18:55Where are the paths?
01:18:56Where are the paths?
01:18:57Where are the paths?
01:18:57Where are the paths?
01:18:58Where are the paths?
01:18:59Where are the paths?
01:19:00Where are the paths?
01:19:01Where are the paths?
01:19:02Where are the paths?
01:19:03Where are the paths?
01:19:04Where are the paths?
01:19:05Where are the paths?
01:19:06Where are the paths?
01:19:07Where are the paths?
01:19:08Where are the paths?
01:19:09Where are the paths?
01:19:10Where are the paths?
01:19:11Where are the paths?
01:19:12Where are the paths?
01:19:13Where are the paths?
01:19:14Where are the paths?
01:19:15Where are the paths?
01:19:16Where are the paths?
01:19:17Where are the paths?
01:19:18Where are the paths?
01:19:19Where are the paths?
01:19:20Where are the paths?
01:19:21Where are the paths?
01:19:22Where are the paths?
01:19:23Where are the paths?
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