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The Hidden Billionaire in First Class Full Movie ReelShort
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00:00Here, there's supposed to be a mysterious VIP passenger on the Hawkeye 42's maiden flight today.
00:07I heard he's the secret Mabel Airlines investor everyone's been talking about.
00:11He's supposed to be the richest man in the world.
00:13Where'd you see Willie Ban?
00:151A.
00:16Oh my god, if I book him as my sugar daddy, I never have to work again.
00:20Oh please, we all know that I'm the Marilyn Monroe of this cabin crew.
00:25If anyone's gonna bag this secret millionaire's attention, it's me.
00:29Well, maybe he's not a boops guy, maybe he's an ass guy.
00:41Ready ladies?
00:43Not yet, I think.
00:46Well takeoff is in 30 minutes, so we focus more on getting ready and less on gossip.
00:55Why does Evelyn have to be our lead?
00:57She's probably going to try and bag that secret billionaire for herself.
01:11Welcome, Mr. Jed Hawkins.
01:13What's with the spectacle?
01:15I told you I can get here on my own.
01:16It's our job to keep you safe, sir.
01:18You're our airline's top investor.
01:19Sylvia, the whole idea was for me to disguise myself as ground crew so I can observe our airline's service quality.
01:26Escort me like I'm a goddamn president of the United States.
01:29It isn't exactly helping.
01:30I apologize.
01:32Here's your ticket, sir.
01:37Better not see anyone following me.
01:39Welcome aboard Maple Airlines.
01:56Sorry for running late, just, you know, to go with LA traffic.
01:59That guy is not the VIP passenger.
02:07Not a chance.
02:08He's nothing but a filthy ground crew worker.
02:14Excuse me, sir.
02:16You can't sit here.
02:18And why is that?
02:20This is first class.
02:22Economy is back there.
02:23In the main cabin.
02:24It's okay.
02:26I like where I'm sitting.
02:29Give me a break.
02:30With the dirt rags you're wearing.
02:32Well, I like what I'm wearing.
02:35First class is for the social elites.
02:38Millionaires and CEOs.
02:40But you, you're nothing but a washed up grounds crew worker.
02:45You belong out there, handling baggage.
02:48Miss, you really shouldn't judge other people by what they're wearing.
02:51Now, if you don't believe me, you can check the booking records.
02:56The booking records will confirm that this seat is reserved for our most distinguished passenger.
03:02Maple Airlines' top investor.
03:05That's exactly right.
03:07Oh, when I get a chance, I would love a cup of coffee.
03:11Just black.
03:12Thanks.
03:15Tyler!
03:16Get over here!
03:18We have a low-life grounds crew worker who snuck on the plane without a ticket.
03:24What did you just call me?
03:25He's sitting in first class and refusing to leave.
03:30Chill out, Claire.
03:31I'll take care of it.
03:37Hey, you were coffee, right?
03:39I did.
03:40Thanks.
03:42Oh, no.
03:43Oh, no.
03:44Fucker.
03:53That is why we don't serve coffee to minimum wage dirtbag.
03:56Well, you try to spill the coffee on me first.
03:59Where are your manners?
04:00That's it.
04:01Enough playing games.
04:02Where is your ticket?
04:04Word of advice.
04:05That's nice for the next time.
04:06Where's my ticket?
04:17Doesn't look like there will be a next time.
04:19See this, folks?
04:20Just another wannabe trying to scam his way into first class.
04:24Just get him off the plane.
04:25Shh.
04:25We got this.
04:26Time's up, buddy.
04:27Listen, I have a ticket.
04:29How else would I have gotten on that airplane?
04:31I mean, look at this.
04:32You have single-handedly turned first class into a first grade junkyard.
04:36You're the one who tried to spill coffee on me.
04:38You're the one who tried to...
04:39No, listen.
04:39This is going to be one of two ways.
04:41Either you lick this shit up, or I'll have airport security remove you from this plane.
04:48Got it?
04:50Mr. S-me-nicely?
04:52And you think airport security is going to listen to you over me?
04:57Of course they will.
04:58Well, FAA regulations state when you enter a vessel that is larger and heavier than air,
05:04and hence wings, right, with an engine that propels you into the sky, we are in charge.
05:10So, yes.
05:11Who the hell do you think you are?
05:13I own this airline.
05:14That's it.
05:15Enough playtime.
05:16Let's go.
05:16Get out.
05:24No!
05:25And who do you think you are to touch me?
05:28It's true.
05:32Ninja is something.
05:33That's it.
05:34We've got to get him out of here.
05:35I'm calling airport security.
05:36This flight attendant is assaulting a passenger.
05:39And Maple Airlines is the best service in the industry.
05:44Give me that phone.
05:45That video needs to be deleted.
05:47Not a chance.
05:48The public deserves to know about your abusive service.
05:51She's right.
05:52This needs to be documented.
05:54Delete that video.
05:56Or you'll all be banned from Maple Airlines.
05:59For life!
06:06Ma'am, you have to see this.
06:07What on earth?
06:12Contact the pilot for that flight and tell them to delay takeoff.
06:15I'm going on board.
06:16You don't understand.
06:27That man snuck on board without a ticket.
06:30He's a stowaway.
06:31That's right, folks.
06:32For all we know, he could be trying to hijack this plane.
06:36Okay?
06:36This is for your own safety.
06:37He's been pulling our leg this whole time.
06:40He came out.
06:40Yeah.
06:41Fuck that guy.
06:42Out of the last thing, I needed some hobo to be on my travel plans.
06:46Attention, passengers.
06:48Welcome aboard Maple Airlines flight 451.
06:51Due to some unforeseen circumstances, we're going to be delaying takeoff.
06:55But hang tight.
06:56We'll be in the air shortly.
06:57We really appreciate your patience.
06:59God damn it.
07:01This fucking ticketless fuck is going to make me miss my connecting flight.
07:04Somebody call airport security.
07:06What a shit show.
07:07This guy should be kicked out to TSA.
07:10Calm down.
07:12Ladies and gents, I have a ticket.
07:15Okay?
07:19If you can't show us the ticket, then you can't be on this flight.
07:23It's time to go.
07:27Keep your hands off my property.
07:30Sorry, but we're at capacity.
07:33No room for dead weight like you.
07:35Dead weight?
07:36Well, I think you two are the dead weight on my property.
07:41What property?
07:43You're poor.
07:44Your property is trash.
07:47I'm warning you.
07:49Which is why this is going out the window.
07:53How would a dirt poor laborer like you even afford a guitar?
08:13You probably stole it from one of the passengers.
08:20This was a gift from my late wife.
08:26Maple Airlines is named after her.
08:29Do you realize whose honor you've disgraced?
08:31Sure.
08:33A lot of people are named Maple.
08:35You can claim whatever you want.
08:37It doesn't change the fact that you and this piece of junk belong in the garbage.
08:43Well, one thing's for sure.
08:46This guitar is nowhere near as valuable as all of the time we have wasted trying to get you off this flight.
08:51But the sooner this guitar gets smashed, the better.
08:55See?
08:56We're doing you a favor by smashing it.
08:58Don't you dare.
09:02Look, I don't care.
09:04Whatever you are.
09:05You want money?
09:07I have plenty.
09:09But more than that.
09:11Who I am makes me a nightmare for people like you.
09:15Airport security, we've got a passenger string of trouble on Maple Airlines flight 451.
09:25Yes, send someone now.
09:28Are you threatening us?
09:29We work for Maple Airlines, owned by the richest man in the world, Jet Hawkins.
09:35You are so dead.
09:37I'm Jet Hawkins.
09:39Wait till these dimwits find out I'm your boss.
09:42This guitar better not be broken.
09:43Because if it is...
09:46You'll what?
09:47Beg me for money to buy a new one because you can't afford it on your dirt poor salary?
09:54I won't be the one begging.
09:57You will.
09:58Who's the one stirring up trouble?
10:00That man with the guitar.
10:01He snuck on board without a ticket and he threatened a flight attendant.
10:05Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your hands off the guitar case.
10:08He could be hiding a bomb in there.
10:11Maybe he's trying to blow up the plane.
10:12Oh my god, quick, turn your case.
10:15Hurry up before we all die.
10:17Sir, I'm not going to ask twice.
10:19Get your hands off the case.
10:22None of you hold rank high enough to search my belongings.
10:26He is nothing but a bottom feeding ground staff.
10:30We're all literally leagues above him.
10:32If you would like to see my late wife's handiwork, I would gladly open my case and show you all.
10:41Don't fall for it.
10:41It's a trap.
10:43Don't fucking trust him.
10:44He's a terrorist.
10:44What's all this fuss about?
10:54Ma'am.
10:55Sir, I'm Evelyn, lead flight attendant.
11:08Here at Maple Airlines, we take the proper handling of our passengers' belongings very seriously.
11:12And I can assure you nothing else will happen to your guitar.
11:18Isn't she the top lead flight attendant at our airline?
11:21I'm undercover, so it's best not to cause a scene and reveal my identity.
11:26You seem trustworthy.
11:28Unlike you.
11:47Watch out, Tyler.
11:55This is the customer service hour.
11:58Airline is so well known for.
12:01You judge those beneath you when you act like monsters yourselves.
12:06My bad.
12:07You know, you're more than welcome to file a compensation claim for it.
12:13Deadline's Friday.
12:14But of course, the airline's conclusion may very well be that the rinkity-dink old guitar
12:20might be completely worthless.
12:24That's for you.
12:28That's what I thought.
12:29Baggage boy.
12:30Baggage boy.
12:30My wife handcrafted this guitar with exquisite 1980s Cuban mahogany for me.
12:52Let me remind you.
12:55The company you work for is named after her.
13:01Why is he so serious?
13:02Is he really related to the owner of this airline?
13:04She was a saint, offering jobs to the homeless, giving them a second chance.
13:11But you...
13:12To get your dirty fingers off me, please.
13:14You?
13:15Arrogant, stuck-up pricks.
13:18Think you get to decide who's first class?
13:21Who's econ class?
13:22When you can't even discern the values that this company was built upon.
13:26You're both disgraced to humanity.
13:31Security!
13:33Here!
13:34This baggage boy is trying to kill a flight attendant.
13:37Good God!
13:38Somebody tackle that man!
13:40Sylvia, I give you ten seconds to get here.
13:43Right now.
13:45Sylvia Stone?
13:48She's VP of Maple Airlines, only second to Jeff Hawkins.
13:53God, you just won't stop pretending.
13:56Well, when Sylvia Stone gets here, with my ticket showing who I am, you'll all cower in fear.
14:04Are you all watching this clown show?
14:07This grounds crew worker couldn't even shine Ms. Stone's shoes, let alone get her on the phone.
14:13Don't believe the man!
14:15Throw him out!
14:16Throw him out!
14:17Throw him out!
14:18Throw him out!
14:19Throw him out!
14:20Throw him out!
14:21Throw him out!
14:22Throw him out!
14:23Throw him out!
14:24Throw him out!
14:29Did someone piss off my boss?
14:34Throw him out!
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