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00:00:00You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid giant.

00:00:05Duh, why don't you drive with my brother?

00:00:09We're going all the way to New York in that.

00:00:12What do you remember about me, Tristan?

00:00:15What do you remember about me?

00:00:18Aww, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.

00:00:25You're saying you don't remember me?

00:00:27We remember shit we did as dumb teens anyways.

00:00:30I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan.

00:00:32Steven.

00:00:33Would appreciate that.

00:00:36But like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.

00:00:40We don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way.

00:00:49I hate you so much, but I want you so bad it scares me.

00:01:00Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm going to go back upstairs.

00:01:10Oh, there's Tristan.

00:01:14There's Tristan.

00:01:16I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her?

00:01:20It's also killing me, is that he's my best friend.

00:01:24She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.

00:01:28Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.

00:01:31Okay.

00:01:32Right.

00:01:38Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?

00:01:42All those feelings last night?

00:01:46Are they just... gone?

00:01:48I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.

00:02:01I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.

00:02:05Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.

00:02:10Oh my god, wait!

00:02:12Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?

00:02:13No.

00:02:14I'm going to text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10.

00:02:16Okay?

00:02:17I love you!

00:02:18Bye!

00:02:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:02:22You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid giant!

00:02:36Never mind, Wren.

00:02:37She's up now.

00:02:43Tristan, long time no see you.

00:02:45Mind if we skip the small talk?

00:02:47I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.

00:02:52So, is this your outfit or...?

00:02:56Just... hold on.

00:03:03I think that was the last time we saw each other.

00:03:05I took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.

00:03:14I don't remember you at that party.

00:03:17I, uh...

00:03:19Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.

00:03:22Steven.

00:03:23Boyfriend.

00:03:27Is that all your luggage?

00:03:28Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.

00:03:30So...

00:03:33Mind giving me a hand?

00:03:35I got it.

00:03:36I got it.

00:03:54We're going all the way to New York in... that?

00:03:57That's the plan, sweetheart.

00:03:59Wow, Tristan.

00:04:00You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.

00:04:03Tell me, Smiles.

00:04:06What exactly do you remember?

00:04:11Tell me, Smiles.

00:04:14What exactly do you remember?

00:04:16Not much.

00:04:26Perfect.

00:04:27Makes two of us.

00:04:29You're saying you don't remember me.

00:04:31Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?

00:04:33Yeah.

00:04:35Totally.

00:04:37But like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.

00:04:41We don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way.

00:04:44Agreed?

00:04:45Suit yourself.

00:04:46I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan.

00:04:48Steven.

00:04:49Would appreciate that.

00:04:50Enjoy.

00:04:51I'm gonna try to help you.

00:04:52I think it's true.

00:04:53But there's nothing here.

00:04:54I might be a friend that has got a small jump, but we've already found a close-up guest.

00:04:57But there's nothing here.

00:04:59I think they're definitely not here.

00:05:01Not here.

00:05:02That's the end.

00:05:04I'm not here.

00:05:05I'm not here.

00:05:07I'm not here.

00:05:08But you're really maybe.

00:05:10We're just here to go.

00:05:11Everything all right?

00:05:20Yeah, uh, I'm just, I'm just worried about Renee.

00:05:26Tell me about it.

00:05:27She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married?

00:05:31Does she even know the guy?

00:05:32Uh, he and Ren seem happy.

00:05:34I guess they're in love.

00:05:36What about you?

00:05:39Me?

00:05:39Yeah, are you in love or what?

00:05:42Yeah, yeah, actually I am.

00:05:45Yeah.

00:05:48Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.

00:05:50I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.

00:05:56Yeah, he has work. It's very important.

00:05:58Yeah, more important than you.

00:06:02Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...

00:06:07You look like, uh, nothing. Forget it.

00:06:13No, you can't do that. Come on, finish your sentence, Tristan. I'm a big girl.

00:06:17I was gonna say...

00:06:19You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.

00:06:27Uh, my sex life is none of your business.

00:06:31You're right. Absolutely.

00:06:34I can't believe you just said that.

00:06:35Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship, could you just stop at Steven's office up here so I can say goodbye?

00:06:41Please?

00:06:42Alright, whatever you say, honey.

00:06:43You got ten minutes max. No last-minute quickies, got it?

00:07:03Steven, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood.

00:07:06Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.

00:07:09What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.

00:07:17Hey, after the wedding, kitten.

00:07:19Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time.

00:07:26Tristan!

00:07:28What are you doing here?

00:07:29I've been gone for over a half hour.

00:07:32What happened?

00:07:34Nothing. Let's go.

00:07:35No, no, you're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?

00:07:38No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me.

00:07:41Sammy?

00:07:42She didn't catch us, right?

00:07:43That's weird.

00:07:44Thought I heard her.

00:07:48Can I help you?

00:07:50You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.

00:07:54You slimy piece of shit.

00:07:56Do I know you?

00:07:57Nah, but I know you.

00:07:59You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.

00:08:03Do you have any idea who you're talking to?

00:08:08And how do you even know Sammy?

00:08:09Better yet, why do you even care?

00:08:12Let's just say I'm a friend.

00:08:13Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.

00:08:18Kindness? It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?

00:08:23And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.

00:08:27You don't deserve to say her name.

00:08:29All she ever does is care about you.

00:08:32And you're here talking shit.

00:08:34When you should be thankful, she even gives you the time of fucking day.

00:08:37Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?

00:08:41I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.

00:08:44I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my...

00:08:47Oh my god, Steven!

00:08:51The fuck is wrong with you?

00:08:53Security!

00:08:54Get the hell out of my...

00:08:56The fuck is wrong with you?

00:09:01Security!

00:09:02You're lucky that's all I do.

00:09:04Hey, if you ever badmouth Samantha smiles again,

00:09:07if you so much as look at her wrong,

00:09:10you won't just be losing a client or a dude.

00:09:12You'll be losing teeth.

00:09:14Got it?

00:09:17What the hell was that all about?

00:09:24Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend.

00:09:26Oh, you mean you're lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?

00:09:28God, are you insane?

00:09:29This has nothing to do with you.

00:09:31Why would you just...

00:09:32Because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him

00:09:35and it pisses me the fuck off.

00:09:37Why does it piss you off?

00:09:39Why do you even care?

00:09:40Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you.

00:09:43He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day

00:09:45and I would never do that to you, Sam,

00:09:48because I just...

00:09:49I...

00:09:50Because you what?

00:09:55Sorry.

00:09:56I...

00:09:57Just forget it.

00:10:03Because you what?

00:10:04Forget it.

00:10:07What I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already.

00:10:10I can't.

00:10:11Really?

00:10:11You can't?

00:10:12So you're just going to pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you.

00:10:14Tristan, it's okay.

00:10:15No, it's not okay.

00:10:16He's the fucking scum of the earth.

00:10:18Look, I'll deal with Steven later, all right?

00:10:20I don't want to cause any drama to Rene's big day,

00:10:22so I'll just wait after the wedding, okay?

00:10:24Smiles, you know you deserve more than this, don't you?

00:10:30I just want to get out of here, okay?

00:10:34Please?

00:10:41Fine.

00:10:42Just don't let me catch you crying again.

00:10:44I don't know what I'll do.

00:10:49See?

00:10:51Better.

00:10:54Hey, Sammy.

00:11:12Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey.

00:11:13Today was crazy.

00:11:16No, it's okay.

00:11:17No, you're busy.

00:11:18That, plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.

00:11:22Oh, no.

00:11:23Are you all right?

00:11:24Yeah, but it was just so weird.

00:11:26It seemed like he knew you.

00:11:28Big blonde guy, kind of looks like a surfer.

00:11:30No, doesn't sound familiar, but I'm glad you're okay.

00:11:33Yeah, I should be all right for the wedding.

00:11:35I gotta go.

00:11:35Have a safe drive, honey.

00:11:36Love you.

00:11:37Yeah, I love you too.

00:11:38See you soon.

00:11:41Don't look at me like that.

00:11:42Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding.

00:11:44This isn't forever.

00:11:45Yeah, I heard that one before.

00:11:46Good night, Tristan.

00:12:09Is this the book about the sexy Elsa?

00:12:17Is this the book about the sexy elves and shit?

00:12:42You know what you need, a nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.

00:12:45I can't even swim.

00:12:47Then I can just teach you, duh.

00:12:52He'll never understand how I feel about him.

00:12:55To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.

00:13:00Earth to Samantha.

00:13:02Miles, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.

00:13:17Yes?

00:13:18Hey.

00:13:19You guys mind if we share at the dock?

00:13:29Uh, sure.

00:13:30Hey Savannah.

00:13:31It's Samantha.

00:13:32Oh.

00:13:33Right.

00:13:34For sure.

00:13:35Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?

00:13:42You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.

00:13:50I don't think he'd listen to me.

00:13:51Come on, Sabrina.

00:13:52You would be doing us a huge favor.

00:13:53Girl.

00:13:54I can tell you what else is probably huge.

00:13:55You don't need me to get him.

00:13:56I'm nobody.

00:13:57What the fuck's your problem, huh?

00:13:58What?

00:13:59What's your problem?

00:14:00What?

00:14:01What's your problem?

00:14:02Oh, please.

00:14:18No one actually reads anymore.

00:14:19That's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act isn't it?

00:14:23What?

00:14:24Uh, what are leahllants?

00:14:30Hey, hey

00:14:32You want to be different so bad. You really think playing all sweet and innocent is gonna get him to like you

00:14:38Oh my god, look at her blushing. She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books

00:14:44Oh, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother. I do not have a crush on him. Just leave me alone

00:14:59Oh, yeah, is that why you're parading your tits around so the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?

00:15:06Hey, what the hell's going on

00:15:09You want his attention, sweetie? Well, then let us help you

00:15:21Hey, what the fuck was that

00:15:29She's not coming back up

00:15:49Oh

00:15:59Hey

00:16:06Tell me you're alright. Oh my god. Wow, Tristan, you are literally a hero

00:16:11Don't fucking touch me. All right, just get out of here. Babe, come on. It was an accident

00:16:17We're just messing around. I said get out

00:16:22Before you get thrown in the water next

00:16:25Go

00:16:29Are you hurt?

00:16:32Well, they must have licked me with their nails

00:16:49Thank you for saving me

00:16:52Those girls

00:17:00They push you in because of me

00:17:03It isn't your fault

00:17:04Isn't it if I were to just pay more attention? God, I feel like such a piece of shit. You're not a piece of shit

00:17:10You know if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing and she wouldn't be wrong

00:17:13Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I-I'm so sorry. I don't know why I just did that

00:17:22I just-

00:17:22Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?

00:17:26That was just my way of shutting you up

00:17:30Oh, really?

00:17:33Then I should get you to shut me up every day

00:17:43We shouldn't

00:17:48No, no, no, no, Ren is my best friend

00:17:50You kissed me first

00:17:52Remember?

00:17:53I-I know, but

00:17:55You're her older brother

00:17:56And she hates when girls make moves on you

00:17:59I-

00:17:59But-

00:18:01But

00:18:02You're not just any girl

00:18:05And

00:18:12Forget everyone else

00:18:14It's just

00:18:15You and me

00:18:20Do you want me, Sam?

00:18:23I couldn't quite hear those smiles

00:18:25Was that a yes or no?

00:18:29I want you

00:18:35Tristan

00:19:00I don't want to stop

00:19:02Don't

00:19:04It's fine

00:19:14Have you ever done this before?

00:19:16I think I'm pretty much my first everything

00:19:29I don't want to stop

00:19:46Sam?

00:19:48Where were you?

00:19:51Where were you?

00:19:53I went to the bathroom

00:19:55I don't remember you coming home last night

00:20:00I lost track of time at the lake

00:20:03You were asleep when I got back

00:20:09The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone

00:20:12You brought me this

00:20:15So like in exchange you'll give us your brother's number, right?

00:20:18Ren, I-

00:20:19I mean, do they think I'm stupid?

00:20:20Like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan

00:20:23It's all anyone does

00:20:24It's always about Tristan

00:20:26Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me

00:20:29You would never do that to me

00:20:36Right, Sam?

00:20:37You're my friend because you love me

00:20:40Of course

00:20:42You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother

00:20:46Come on

00:20:47You know I hate him

00:20:48We both hate him

00:20:49He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head

00:20:55Tristan doesn't mean anything to me

00:20:58And he never will

00:21:02Tristan doesn't mean anything to me

00:21:04And he never will

00:21:04I know I can trust you

00:21:08Always Ren

00:21:09Come on

00:21:10It's me and you

00:21:20There they go, showing off golden boy again

00:21:23Attention everyone

00:21:25We are both so proud of Tristan

00:21:28You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship

00:21:32My boy's gonna be a longhorn

00:21:35He had the summer off but next week he is off to college and back to the grind

00:21:41Isn't that right son?

00:21:43Yes sir

00:21:50Tristan just had to invite his stupid jock friends over

00:21:57Oh great

00:21:58The airheads from across the lake are here too

00:22:01Hey

00:22:04Whoa are you okay?

00:22:05You look like you just saw a ghost

00:22:07You want his attention sweetie?

00:22:09Well then let us help you

00:22:16Yeah

00:22:16Oh yeah

00:22:17Fine

00:22:18All this noise is hurting my head

00:22:20I'm gonna go back upstairs

00:22:22Want me to pick out a movie for a snorch?

00:22:24Yeah

00:22:26I'll be up in a sec

00:22:28Okay

00:22:31Hey Tristan

00:22:33Can I talk to you?

00:22:33I feel like you've been avoiding me

00:22:37All

00:22:39Day

00:22:40Oh hey Smiles

00:22:42Need something?

00:22:43No

00:22:44Never mind

00:22:45Just

00:22:47Forget it

00:22:50Forget it

00:23:07I knew you'd come around

00:23:18Want to take this to your room

00:23:21Not in the mood

00:23:21I'm never going to be that stupid again

00:23:35I'm never going to be that stupid again

00:23:36I'm never going to be that stupid again

00:23:43Tristan

00:23:44Come on

00:23:45Open up it's already 10 we got to get on the road

00:23:48If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds I swear to god I'll beat down this door with my fist

00:23:56Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning

00:23:58Please tell me you're not naked

00:24:00Please tell me you're not naked

00:24:04Put some clothes on the people of Utah don't need to see that

00:24:06Hate to break it to you but lots of people want to see that

00:24:13Wanted to get me in bed you could have just said so

00:24:16Shut up there was somebody else that was coming outside of their room

00:24:19Put that on

00:24:21God can you hurry up so we can go already?

00:24:23Gee thanks

00:24:25Paying back the favor consider us even now

00:24:33Hey tell me you're all right

00:24:37Are you nervous or something smiles?

00:24:39No

00:24:40Why would I be?

00:24:41Grew up Ren you and Ren it's nothing I haven't seen before

00:24:45It's okay to admit you liked what you saw

00:24:49Not teens anymore Tristan can't tease me like this

00:24:53Haha

00:24:54What if I'm not teasing though?

00:24:56What if I'm serious?

00:24:57Tristan Montgomery being serious?

00:25:00I'll believe it when I see it

00:25:02Do I look serious enough now?

00:25:07Is this going?

00:25:11We should uh get going

00:25:17Meet you outside

00:25:23We're out of gas

00:25:25We're out of gas

00:25:26Don't worry not filled up yesterday

00:25:31Hey

00:25:32Gas gauge is broken genius

00:25:33Got gas last night we were taking your depression now

00:25:36We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge

00:25:39Gotten us this far haven't I?

00:25:40Do you know how many assholes sounding things you say a day?

00:25:43So what have you been up to the last five years huh?

00:25:54I thought you didn't like small talk

00:25:57Come on lighten up smiles no harm in some conversation right?

00:26:00It's basically just school and work

00:26:02And I graduated last year now I'm a bartender

00:26:05You don't do sculptures full time?

00:26:07As much as I'd like to

00:26:09I can't do art full time unless it's paying my bills full time

00:26:12What about you?

00:26:14I own my own business

00:26:15Painting pools

00:26:17How did that happen?

00:26:18A year ago I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green pool was

00:26:25Her friend started saying she should hire a good looking pool guy to make her husband jealous

00:26:30That's where I came in

00:26:31Sounds like a bad porno

00:26:33A bad porno? Oh you wound me smiles

00:26:43Hey uh smiles you still awake?

00:26:53Hey

00:26:59Hey uh I have a hell of a headache do you have any aspirin?

00:27:04Yeah come in

00:27:13You're gonna keep staring or actually ask me about it?

00:27:30I'm sorry

00:27:32I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met

00:27:37How did you get it?

00:27:39Playing football?

00:27:41I remember it was raining

00:27:45I was calling the play

00:27:46Lining up on the field and

00:27:49Nothing

00:27:51I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere

00:27:56That's the last time I played college ball

00:27:58I lost my scholarship

00:28:01I'm so sorry

00:28:06Well

00:28:06I forgot the rest of our lives, don't I?

00:28:22Thank you for the aspirin

00:28:25I'm gonna let you get some sleep all right

00:28:27I'll see you tomorrow soon

00:28:28What can I get for you?

00:28:37Just two coffees please

00:28:39So you folks aren't from around here are you?

00:28:42You and that popping hot dish of a man outside?

00:28:45Oh no

00:28:46We're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City

00:28:49He's her older brother

00:28:50So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?

00:28:52No I have a boyfriend

00:28:53Well that's complicated

00:28:54But Tristan and I aren't

00:28:56I mean we hooked up once

00:28:57But it was years ago

00:28:58He doesn't even remember

00:29:01Oh sweet pea

00:29:04You think the man

00:29:05Giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road

00:29:08Wouldn't remember something like that?

00:29:11Think again

00:29:14Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?

00:29:17Hey

00:29:23Anything sound good?

00:29:25What do you remember about me Tristan?

00:29:31What do you mean?

00:29:32I can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me

00:29:36Right?

00:29:40I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle

00:29:43Yeah

00:29:47What do you remember about me?

00:29:57I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear

00:30:01Especially the last one

00:30:08I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear

00:30:12Did some stupid shit there?

00:30:13I guess we all did stupid shit

00:30:19You know what else I remember?

00:30:21I remember you being a selfish arrogant

00:30:23Fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself

00:30:26Oh really?

00:30:28Is that it?

00:30:29What's that supposed to mean?

00:30:33Nothing

00:30:36You are completely right Smiles

00:30:38That's exactly who I am

00:30:58Did we just run out of gas?

00:30:59I filled up three hours ago

00:31:07I told you this would happen

00:31:09We're out of gas

00:31:10No we're not

00:31:12For the last time we did not run out of gas

00:31:14Oh yeah? How do you know?

00:31:15I know my car

00:31:16My god

00:31:20Do we have a problem?

00:31:21You are my problem

00:31:23My best friend is getting married in three days

00:31:25And instead of giving me a real answer

00:31:27You're saying cryptic shit like

00:31:28I know my car

00:31:29Because you're too much of a man to a man when you don't know anything

00:31:36What do you want me to say?

00:31:38That it's my fault?

00:31:40Fine

00:31:41It's my fucking fault

00:31:42This whole mess is my fault

00:31:44God I should have never agreed to do this

00:31:46Should have just told Ren no

00:31:48Agreed to what?

00:31:52Ren talked you into this

00:31:55Didn't she?

00:31:57You didn't want to drive me

00:31:59Sam

00:32:03Sam no no I'm sorry

00:32:05I'm sorry I didn't mean it

00:32:08Hey

00:32:12I'm frustrated too

00:32:18We're in this together

00:32:20All right

00:32:22You and me

00:32:32What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?

00:32:39You two are real lucky I found you

00:32:41Well I have one of my boys come out and tow your car

00:32:44Bring it back to the shop

00:32:45We'll take a look in the morning

00:32:46For now let's get you someplace cozy

00:32:48Hey we appreciate the help

00:32:50Oh if possible

00:32:51Could you please tell them to be careful

00:32:53I have a gift for my friend in the trunk

00:32:54And I don't want it damaged

00:32:56You have my word miss

00:32:58Thank you so much sir

00:33:00Just call me Bob

00:33:03So what brings you two around these parts?

00:33:06We're on our way to New York

00:33:07My best friend's getting married

00:33:09Well then you're the maid of honor

00:33:10I'll bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress

00:33:13Don't you agree son?

00:33:15One hundred percent

00:33:24How can I help you tonight?

00:33:25Uh two rooms please

00:33:29Shoot

00:33:30I'm afraid there's only one room left

00:33:36I'm afraid there's only one room left

00:33:39That's okay

00:33:44We'll just go somewhere else

00:33:46Thanks

00:33:48Uh sir?

00:33:50We're the only spot in town

00:33:52Everything else is over three hours away

00:33:55One room will be fine

00:34:00One room will be fine

00:34:02Look it's just one night

00:34:04Sorry I was being silly

00:34:07I'm sorry

00:34:08I'm sorry

00:34:17So are we gonna talk about it?

00:34:21I think it's better if we don't

00:34:26Let's just forget it

00:34:27Sorry

00:34:37About what I said at the cafe earlier

00:34:39I didn't mean it

00:34:41I know

00:34:41Good night Sam

00:34:53Hey honey

00:34:55I'm sorry I haven't called

00:34:55I've been caught up at the office

00:34:56How's the drive been?

00:34:58It's been crazy honestly

00:35:01The car broke down and we had to

00:35:02That's nice

00:35:03Anyway I got some bad news Sammy

00:35:06My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend

00:35:08I can't make it to the wedding after all

00:35:10Are you kidding?

00:35:11I mean no you're supposed to fly in Friday

00:35:13You can't miss one single fucking work event

00:35:15Honey you're being ridiculous

00:35:17I can't tell my boss no

00:35:18He needs me

00:35:19Yeah well what about what I need?

00:35:20Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?

00:35:23I mean no no no

00:35:24We've been planning this for months Steven

00:35:26God how could you?

00:35:27I

00:35:34What was that?

00:35:35What was that?

00:35:37Oh nothing my co-worker just said something

00:35:39Anyway I'm sorry to have let you down

00:35:41But I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back

00:35:43Okay?

00:35:44See you soon

00:35:52Hey

00:35:53You okay?

00:35:55What happened?

00:35:56Steven's not coming to the wedding

00:35:59I broke up with him

00:36:02What are you gonna say?

00:36:03I told you so

00:36:04You should've dumped him from the start

00:36:05Smiles you dumbass

00:36:06Sam no

00:36:08I'm sorry

00:36:09No

00:36:09Everything in my life is falling apart

00:36:11I don't want to hear some bullshit

00:36:12Like I'm sorry

00:36:13Okay just just wait

00:36:14Just wait

00:36:14No I should've never agreed to this

00:36:16I should've said no

00:36:17No I should've

00:36:17Sam!

00:36:18Sam!

00:36:31Sam!

00:36:31God let me go and suck you jerk!

00:36:39Will you just stop?

00:36:40I'm trying to help

00:36:41Why?

00:36:41Because

00:36:43Because why?

00:36:45Because you can't swim

00:36:46Sam!

00:36:47You remember

00:36:50Sam just listen

00:36:51Don't you lie to me Tristan!

00:36:53You do remember

00:36:54Lake, the night of the cabin

00:36:55Everything!

00:36:57Don't you?

00:36:57Yes I remember

00:37:03Sam where are you going?

00:37:08Sam where are you going?

00:37:10Get as far away from you as I can

00:37:12Also I can swim now

00:37:15Sam just stop Samantha

00:37:23Yeah

00:37:23All right

00:37:25Yeah

00:37:26Be right there

00:37:32Fuck

00:37:53I picked up the car

00:37:58We're not going to leave until we

00:38:07We're not going to leave until we

00:38:12Talk

00:38:15I don't feel like talking

00:38:20What are you doing?

00:38:23I don't know

00:38:26But I don't want to think anymore

00:38:29Never

00:38:29Mm-hmm

00:38:37How much have you had to drink?

00:38:39Doesn't matter

00:38:43Make me feel things Tristan

00:38:47Things I've never felt before

00:38:50I hate you so much

00:38:53But I want you so bad

00:38:55It scares me

00:38:56Because I don't feel so bad

00:39:07I don't want you so bad

00:39:09We're not going to be aess

00:39:12I don't want you so bad

00:39:17No, it's okay

00:39:20My head

00:39:21I'm sorry.

00:39:28I can't.

00:39:49Hey, you hungry?

00:39:51Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?

00:40:05Like what?

00:40:07Like you not talking to me.

00:40:09Not even looking at me.

00:40:14Is this all because of last night?

00:40:18Hey, come on.

00:40:20Answer me.

00:40:22Yes.

00:40:25Yes.

00:40:26This is exactly how it'll be.

00:40:28If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.

00:40:31I can handle words, but I can't...

00:40:33Want me to embarrass me like that.

00:40:36Why?

00:40:36Let me make a fool of myself over you again.

00:40:38Hey, hey, hey.

00:40:39Hey, you think I don't want you?

00:40:43You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?

00:40:47I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.

00:40:51And last night, I almost lost control.

00:40:56But you were drunk and I wasn't gonna take advantage

00:41:00of you like that.

00:41:09I don't want you, Tristan.

00:41:39Hey, so one room or two?

00:41:56Um, one room, please.

00:42:02Here you go.

00:42:04We gotta use the bathroom real quick.

00:42:05Wait, can I use your phone?

00:42:06Mine died in the pool.

00:42:09Tell her I say hi.

00:42:11Christopher, you lowlife sack of shit.

00:42:13Tell me where you are right now.

00:42:15Renee, it's me.

00:42:16Oh my God, Sam?

00:42:17Where the hell have you been, loca?

00:42:19I fell in a pool.

00:42:21It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.

00:42:24Don't be.

00:42:24I'm sorry I haven't called.

00:42:26I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.

00:42:28God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.

00:42:30So you're just telling each other everything?

00:42:33Yeah, about that, I...

00:42:35Be sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?

00:42:37Love you.

00:42:39Everything good?

00:42:43Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.

00:42:48You okay?

00:42:50Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.

00:42:52Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably best if we stop it here.

00:42:59What?

00:43:00Why, is this because of Renee?

00:43:03Yesterday was a mistake.

00:43:09And it can't happen again.

00:43:12Really?

00:43:13Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?

00:43:16I don't know.

00:43:21You tell me.

00:43:22No, you tell me.

00:43:23You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?

00:43:25Let's do it.

00:43:26What are you talking about?

00:43:27You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.

00:43:30Some stupid shit there.

00:43:32You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.

00:43:35I hate Tristan.

00:43:38Tristan's a fuckboy.

00:43:40Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.

00:43:41And he never will.

00:43:43Ring any bells?

00:43:44You heard Renee and I that morning.

00:43:47Did you mean it?

00:43:50Of course I didn't.

00:43:52Then why'd you say it?

00:43:54Why'd you push me away?

00:43:55And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?

00:43:59Renee is my best friend.

00:44:00And she...

00:44:01You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.

00:44:04I just...

00:44:05I didn't want to hurt her.

00:44:07God.

00:44:08I'm sorry.

00:44:09I just...

00:44:10I don't regret last night.

00:44:14And I do want to tell Ren I just...

00:44:16I'm so tired of secrets.

00:44:20Yeah.

00:44:22It's okay.

00:44:24I get it.

00:44:27You're not the only one keeping secrets.

00:44:33You're not the only one keeping secrets.

00:44:39I came to drop off some things at the house and...

00:44:43I saw my dad...

00:44:45With his assistant.

00:44:50Tristan!

00:44:54My parents are going to try and play nice at the wedding, but...

00:44:57My mom's a fucking mess.

00:45:00And I feel like I'm just...

00:45:01Waiting for everything to fall apart.

00:45:03Yeah, I know how you feel.

00:45:06Last month, I opened my first art gallery.

00:45:09And I didn't sell a single piece.

00:45:12I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work.

00:45:16And I realized I'd spent...

00:45:18Years wasting my time...

00:45:21Chasing some stupid dream.

00:45:24It isn't stupid.

00:45:26Your art makes you happy, right?

00:45:29Then it's worth it.

00:45:32My ex wouldn't think so.

00:45:35You're not...

00:45:36Still in love with him, are you?

00:45:38Oh, God, no.

00:45:40Honestly, I don't...

00:45:41Know if I ever was.

00:45:43Then why stay with him so long?

00:45:45Everything with Stephen was easy.

00:45:48Comfortable.

00:45:50Even when I knew there was nothing there,

00:45:52I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.

00:45:55It wasn't until you came back into my life

00:45:59that I realized what I was missing.

00:46:03I'm so scared of failing,

00:46:05and I haven't let myself live.

00:46:18You deserve everything.

00:46:21You hear me?

00:46:22It's everything.

00:46:25I wanted to hate you.

00:46:28But I don't...

00:46:29I don't.

00:46:32I don't hate you either, Sam.

00:46:36I never have.

00:46:55Oh, you finally made it.

00:47:07I have something for you.

00:47:14A cell phone?

00:47:16If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening,

00:47:18then, we need a way to get a hold of each other.

00:47:23Wild Stallion?

00:47:25Is that your code name?

00:47:27Call me that whenever you want, baby.

00:47:30I can't help you.

00:47:31We hate each other.

00:47:35Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?

00:47:37That's what you want, right?

00:47:39Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.

00:47:41I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day

00:47:43and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year relationship.

00:47:46Ow.

00:47:47Uh, your head smiles.

00:47:49I said I understand.

00:47:50You can be my dirty little secret.

00:47:52So, did you tell Renee we're here, or?

00:47:56You motherfuckers.

00:48:00Took you long enough?

00:48:02You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.

00:48:05Oh, whoa.

00:48:06Careful, that's my future bride, man.

00:48:08Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?

00:48:11It's good to see you again, man.

00:48:13And you must be Samantha.

00:48:14Renee has said so much about you.

00:48:16I feel like I already know you.

00:48:18Bring it.

00:48:20I'll take your bag.

00:48:21I'll take your bag.

00:48:22Oh, my God.

00:48:24I can't even know.

00:48:26I'm surprised.

00:48:27Did Tristina play nice, or do I need to beat his ass?

00:48:30What are you going to do, twinkle toes?

00:48:32Do a pirouette on me?

00:48:33A pirouette on your corpse, if you were me to my bestie, yes.

00:48:36Relax, run.

00:48:37It wasn't bad.

00:48:37It was kind of nice, actually.

00:48:41You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down,

00:48:43because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.

00:48:46Yeah?

00:48:47And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?

00:48:50I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.

00:48:54I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.

00:48:57Jeez, you are not kidding.

00:49:00They really do hate each other.

00:49:01Yeah.

00:49:05Anywho, you big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?

00:49:08I need to get my native armor fitted into a dress!

00:49:20No, deep tissue.

00:49:22Okay, a tie works.

00:49:27Mom.

00:49:28Please.

00:49:30Okay, we'll figure it out.

00:49:32Are you alone?

00:49:35You wish.

00:49:36I'm with Renee in her room.

00:49:38My room's next door.

00:49:38That's too bad.

00:49:39You should be in mine instead.

00:49:40Have some self-control, Stallion.

00:49:43I like it when you call me that.

00:49:44What's your room number?

00:49:45I'll be there in two minutes.

00:49:45You can't.

00:49:46I'm with your sister.

00:49:47Tell her she's a fucking cock block.

00:49:49Sam, can you come here for a sec?

00:49:50I need help picking out my earrings.

00:49:52See what I mean?

00:49:53Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?

00:49:55Come to my room later, please.

00:49:57Sam, are you alive?

00:49:58I gotta go.

00:49:59I'll talk to you later.

00:50:04Okay, which ones?

00:50:06I think the pearls.

00:50:10Thank God you're here.

00:50:12I can't wait to be married so I never have to clean a wedding again.

00:50:15It just took me so long to get here.

00:50:17I'm sorry I miss so much.

00:50:18Oh my God, don't be silly.

00:50:20If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you

00:50:23when all the shit went down on the way here.

00:50:25When does he arrive anyways?

00:50:28When does he arrive anyways?

00:50:32I broke up with him.

00:50:35When?

00:50:36Why?

00:50:38He's cheating on me.

00:50:41You were right, Wren.

00:50:43I mean, he always put everything else above me.

00:50:45I just blindly went along with it.

00:50:48Look, I was going to wait until the end of your wedding to end things,

00:50:51but when he told me he couldn't make it and all,

00:50:54I just...

00:50:55I couldn't do it anymore.

00:50:57God, I'm sorry.

00:51:00But I called him and told him it's over,

00:51:03so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.

00:51:06How do you take it?

00:51:07Like a pussy?

00:51:08I have no clue.

00:51:09My phone drowned at the Iowa motel pool.

00:51:13Come here.

00:51:15Oh, serves him right.

00:51:17Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me non-stop trying to get to you.

00:51:23I'm done with him.

00:51:24That's the fucking spirit.

00:51:27Look, you are a free woman now, okay?

00:51:29And I'm going to make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.

00:51:32Oh, God, I miss you so much.

00:51:47We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.

00:51:50I'm going to hedge you all to myself for days non-stop.

00:51:55I'm hooked on you now.

00:51:57Wait, hold on.

00:51:58Can we talk?

00:52:01Sure.

00:52:02What about?

00:52:03I was talking with Ren earlier and...

00:52:05Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours,

00:52:09because it's next to Rene's,

00:52:11so she wouldn't find out.

00:52:13Thank you, Justin.

00:52:15I didn't even think of that.

00:52:17So, what did you talk about with her?

00:52:20Does she know about us?

00:52:21No, but I think...

00:52:24I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.

00:52:28Are you sure?

00:52:30Your parents are going to be here,

00:52:31and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.

00:52:36I'm done, too.

00:52:37No more hiding.

00:52:40I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.

00:53:07How could you?

00:53:11Ren, I...

00:53:12I...

00:53:13Why was she here?

00:53:19Did someone see?

00:53:20Mom showed up this morning,

00:53:22and, uh...

00:53:24Dad wasn't with her.

00:53:26She found out about the affair,

00:53:28and she came here.

00:53:29and she saw us,

00:53:32and...

00:53:34Oh, my God.

00:53:40You were right.

00:53:42I should have just told her from the start.

00:53:46If we were kids,

00:53:47this is where you would say something smug,

00:53:49and I would show you

00:53:50if you've called me a idiot.

00:53:51Oh, we ain't kids anymore, huh?

00:53:57Mom's down in the lobby.

00:53:59She's in shock, too.

00:54:01Will you be all right

00:54:02without me for a little bit?

00:54:06I'll be okay.

00:54:07See you over here, so, okay?

00:54:28I'm in love with Trista

00:54:29and fucking Montgomery.

00:54:33Thanks for coming, guys.

00:54:35It's good to have you.

00:54:35I'm in love with Tristan.

00:54:38Excuse me.

00:54:40How's Ren?

00:54:44As well as can be expected.

00:54:46Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him

00:54:48for hours.

00:54:49Now, I've only met their dad once,

00:54:51but I never would have thought

00:54:53he'd do something like this.

00:54:54Maybe something happened to him,

00:54:56like his flight got canceled

00:54:58or his phone died.

00:55:00Surprise!

00:55:01Steven, what are you doing here?

00:55:04Hmm.

00:55:05I left work for you, Sammy.

00:55:09Aren't you happy to see me?

00:55:10Didn't you get my text?

00:55:11What text?

00:55:13I didn't get any text.

00:55:13The text I sent you in Iowa.

00:55:15I...

00:55:15The more I fell in the pool,

00:55:17oh, my God.

00:55:18I broke up with him.

00:55:28Wait.

00:55:29Don't I know that guy?

00:55:31God, I cannot believe you, Steven.

00:55:33Jesus Christ,

00:55:34I came out all this way,

00:55:35and you're not even happy to see me.

00:55:37And what's this mysterious text

00:55:38you keep talking about?

00:55:40Look, I don't want to make a scene.

00:55:41Let's just go talk to me.

00:55:42No.

00:55:43Whatever you want to say to me,

00:55:44you can say in front of all these people.

00:55:49No.

00:55:50Whatever you want to say to me,

00:55:52you can say in front of all these people.

00:55:54God, do you have any idea

00:55:55what it took me to get here?

00:55:57And you're not even a little bit grateful

00:55:58for everything that I've done for you.

00:56:00I broke up with you.

00:56:03Excuse me?

00:56:04I texted you that I was breaking up with you

00:56:06because I know you're cheating on me

00:56:08with your secretary.

00:56:09And you know,

00:56:10I don't give a shit about your boss

00:56:12or your shitty law firm,

00:56:13you pretentious fucking asshole.

00:56:15Honey, what?

00:56:16What are you talking about?

00:56:18Come on, you're being crazy.

00:56:20You know I love you.

00:56:21I would never cheat on you.

00:56:22I saw her.

00:56:23She was on your lap.

00:56:25I'm going to dump her ass.

00:56:27You said you were going to take me to Hillary.

00:56:28Hey, after the wedding, kitten.

00:56:31You were there.

00:56:33Sammy, honey, listen,

00:56:34that girl, she's nobody.

00:56:38I'll admit, I made a mistake.

00:56:40But I can change.

00:56:41No, Steven.

00:56:43I made the mistake

00:56:44of wasting five years of my life with you.

00:56:47But it's over now.

00:56:48I'm done putting your life above mine.

00:56:50Sam, you're not in the right mind.

00:56:53I know you love me.

00:56:54You can't live without me.

00:56:55You even told me so.

00:56:56Listen to me.

00:56:57If you don't know what you're throwing away right now,

00:57:00you need me.

00:57:02Not anymore.

00:57:03Now get out.

00:57:05My dad isn't coming.

00:57:23Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.

00:57:28Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.

00:57:30I went to his room, but he wasn't there.

00:57:34I tried calling.

00:57:35This typical Tristan.

00:57:37It doesn't think anyone seeing him is weak.

00:57:40He gets that from my dad.

00:57:43Why didn't you tell me?

00:57:45It was your wedding.

00:57:46I didn't want to take your big day away from you.

00:57:49It's bullshit, and you know it.

00:57:50You're right.

00:57:53I didn't tell you because...

00:57:56Because my feelings were so big,

00:57:58and everything was happening so fast, and...

00:58:01What, you don't think I can handle the truth?

00:58:04I'm an adult, Sam.

00:58:05We're all fucking adults now.

00:58:06I didn't want to tell anyone.

00:58:10Not even you.

00:58:12Because if I told you, then that makes it real,

00:58:14and I...

00:58:15I didn't know if I was ready for that.

00:58:18You love Tristan?

00:58:18I did.

00:58:22Yes.

00:58:24I loved him.

00:58:30I love him so much.

00:58:37Then you need to tell him.

00:58:39I know.

00:58:48Who presents this woman to be married to this man?

00:59:03Her mother and I do.

00:59:06Finn,

00:59:06do you take Renee

00:59:08to be your lawfully-witted wife?

00:59:11I do.

00:59:12Do you take Finn

00:59:13to be your lawfully-witted husband?

00:59:16I do.

00:59:16Then, by the power vested in me

00:59:20by the state of New York,

00:59:22I now pronounce you husband and wife.

00:59:25You may kiss the bride.

00:59:26I do.

00:59:45Haven't you called or texted me back?

00:59:48Are you ignoring me?

00:59:49I don't know what you mean.

00:59:50I'm sorry.

00:59:51I didn't know Stephen was going to show up.

00:59:53You told me you broke up with him.

00:59:54I did.

00:59:56I swear.

00:59:57Then why was he here?

00:59:59Why was he holding you in his fucking arms,

01:00:02kissing you?

01:00:03Okay, I told you

01:00:04about my dad's affair.

01:00:06I told you how that shit wrecked me

01:00:08and you just

01:00:09let me lay in your bed

01:00:12like I'm just another goddamn plane.

01:00:15Please, let me explain.

01:00:18Save it.

01:00:19I'm done.

01:00:20What are you doing in here?

01:00:31You should be at your reception.

01:00:33I can't celebrate

01:00:34when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.

01:00:36Come on, I locked the door.

01:00:37Will you please come out?

01:00:38Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly

01:00:40and I need to sit.

01:00:40I remember when I went to see Tristan

01:00:51during fall finals sophomore year.

01:00:53It was because he was in a bad accident.

01:00:56I know.

01:00:58He told me his football career was over after that.

01:01:01But what I remember most

01:01:02was I'm immediately looking at my dad.

01:01:04and all Tristan saw was disappointment.

01:01:08So after everything with my dad broke his world,

01:01:11when he saw you as Steven,

01:01:13I ended it with Steven.

01:01:15He didn't get my text,

01:01:16but I would never use Tristan like that.

01:01:18I know.

01:01:19I know.

01:01:20He won't even talk to me.

01:01:22Even if he won't talk to you,

01:01:24you need to talk to him.

01:01:26If you really love him,

01:01:28he'll listen.

01:01:30Come here.

01:01:34Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.

01:01:47I have known Renee Montgomery

01:01:49since we were in First Grid.

01:01:52Last year, she called me up at midnight

01:01:54and told me she met a guy.

01:01:56She told me she loved him

01:01:57and that they were getting married.

01:02:00I didn't say this at the time,

01:02:01but my first thought was,

01:02:02are you out of your goddamn mind?

01:02:06I've been with a man for five years

01:02:07and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.

01:02:09How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?

01:02:12I realized

01:02:13Ren had it right.

01:02:17Time doesn't matter

01:02:18when you're giving your heart to someone else

01:02:20because love is about being vulnerable

01:02:23and doing the things that scare you.

01:02:27Like giving your heart to someone

01:02:28after only a few weeks

01:02:30or a few days.

01:02:32That's how Renee and Finn fell in love

01:02:34and that's how I did too.

01:02:37To the bride and groom

01:02:38and to love that is timeless.

01:02:42Excuse me.

01:02:54Is this sculpture yours?

01:02:55Um, yes, it's mine.

01:02:57I own a gallery in Soho.

01:03:00Give me a call when you can.

01:03:01I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.

01:03:04I'm sorry, all my pieces?

01:03:06Absolutely.

01:03:08Your art is precisely what I'm looking for.

01:03:10I look forward to your call.

01:03:12I look forward to your call.

01:03:12Hey, can we talk?

01:03:32Oh, now you want to talk?

01:03:34After you avoided me for the whole wedding?

01:03:35I know.

01:03:36I stood up in front of all those people.

01:03:38I...

01:03:38I was scared.

01:03:43Okay?

01:03:44I was shady to you.

01:03:46I know that.

01:03:47I was angry, hurt,

01:03:49and instead of letting you in,

01:03:50I shut you out.

01:03:51So when I saw you with Steven,

01:03:53all of those insecurities,

01:03:55you started pouring out of me again.

01:03:57I mean, he had you for five years.

01:03:59I only been with you for a few days.

01:04:01Eventually, I dropped the ball,

01:04:03and you'd see that it wasn't enough.

01:04:06So I convinced myself

01:04:08that it would hurt less

01:04:10if I just walked away first.

01:04:14You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.

01:04:17Trust him.

01:04:18I realized that I was being a coward

01:04:21for pushing you away.

01:04:26I was being a coward for pushing you away.

01:04:29I know now that if I let that happen,

01:04:32I will be giving up on the best thing

01:04:35that's ever happened to me.

01:04:37Time stops when I'm with you.

01:04:41It stopped the night of the cabin

01:04:43all those years back,

01:04:44and it stopped again

01:04:48when you got in my car in Los Angeles.

01:04:50Yeah, I know I should let you go,

01:04:52but I want you to need me

01:04:56the way that I need you.

01:04:58How can I believe you, Tristan?

01:05:01Because, Samantha Smiles,

01:05:02I am just miserably,

01:05:06pathetically in love with you.

01:05:08I want every week,

01:05:14every day,

01:05:15every moment

01:05:16to be with you.

01:05:17What do you say?

01:05:19Forget the past,

01:05:20ignore the future,

01:05:21let's just get in my car and drive,

01:05:22you and me.

01:05:23We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.

01:05:25I'll go anywhere in the world with you.

01:05:27You're really going to take us around the world

01:05:28in this piece of junk?

01:05:30Sweetheart,

01:05:30I'll make sure it gets us a fucking Pluto.

01:05:33You know,

01:05:33as long as I'm going with you.

01:05:34Just say yes.

01:05:37Please say yes, please.

01:05:52Yes.

01:05:57And I won't run out of gas.

01:06:02I love them both,

01:06:05but I'm literally going to kill them

01:06:06if they don't make up

01:06:07before the honeymoon's over.

01:06:08Maybe some relationships

01:06:09just take time to...

01:06:11Wait,

01:06:12isn't it them right now?

01:06:13No fucking way.

01:06:15They're making out too.

01:06:18Whoa.

01:06:18You owe me 50 bucks?

01:06:20Did you two dumbasses

01:06:21really think you could get away

01:06:22without saying bye to the bride?

01:06:25I hope you know

01:06:25I'm going to be so annoying

01:06:27at your guys' wedding.

01:06:28Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brad.

01:06:30Hey, she was my friend.

01:06:31She's your girl, okay?

01:06:32You're always going to be number one.

01:06:34Oh, we will see about that.

01:06:37Have fun on your honeymoon,

01:06:39Sugar Plum.

01:06:39We are going to hit the road.

01:06:45Where are you guys even going?

01:06:46To the gas station.

01:06:47What?

01:07:03Oh, my God.

01:07:05I'll see you next time.

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