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تتحول رحلة عروسين حديثي الزواج إلى منطقة استوائية في بنما إلى منعطف غير متوقع عندما تجد نفسها منجذبة إلى مضيفها المستأجر الجذاب، مما يدفعها إلى تقديم اقتراح جريء يمكن أن يغير كل شيء.
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00:00:30Oh, it's my house. Look, it's my...
00:00:32Theresa.
00:00:39Hey.
00:00:41How are you?
00:00:44Isn't it your wedding day?
00:00:50Yes.
00:00:57I just wanted to tell you that
00:00:59I'm really
00:01:01happy
00:01:02and I love Drew
00:01:05and I forgive you.
00:01:11Okay.
00:01:13I love my husband.
00:01:21I really...
00:01:23Drew.
00:01:37Drew, give us a smile.
00:01:45Drew here has never seen The Shining.
00:01:49I love you.
00:02:02I am doing DIY December where we are doing...
00:02:02DIY December.
00:02:11D.I.Y. December where we are doing D.I.Y. December!
00:02:23Hey Drew, what's it like to lose?
00:02:26How small is the point of the island going to be?
00:02:28Pretty small.
00:02:29How small are we talking?
00:02:33What do you mean byes?
00:02:35What do you mean byes?
00:02:36Got it. Have you seen my husband?
00:02:41Okay.
00:02:44Our honeymoon.
00:02:45I love that.
00:02:46So, are you still in a daze from the wedding?
00:02:49Oh, we actually got married a year ago.
00:02:51But we did the whole mini-moon thing.
00:02:53So this is the official, official honeymoon.
00:02:56Yeah, and I'm still in a daze.
00:02:59Do you want a bar?
00:03:00They're keto.
00:03:02It's like a keto cookie bar.
00:03:04I have like five of them.
00:03:05Yeah, good.
00:03:06So how did you two meet?
00:03:08Craigslist.
00:03:09Craigslist?
00:03:11I was selling a lamp.
00:03:12Oh.
00:03:13My Nana gave me this lamp and I didn't have a place for it.
00:03:17And I was leaning more into this Japanese minimalism aesthetic.
00:03:21Nana was a maximalist.
00:03:22And I answered his ad.
00:03:24Oh.
00:03:25Yeah.
00:03:26Everybody was like low-balling me.
00:03:28And I'm like, this is my Nana's lamp.
00:03:30So Teresa comes in.
00:03:32She makes the lowest offer.
00:03:34Right?
00:03:35And I couldn't say no.
00:03:36So I kept her number.
00:03:38And I promised myself I would not text her for drinks for a whole week.
00:03:42And when I did, she answered right away.
00:03:45Oh.
00:03:46Couldn't say no.
00:03:47Oh, I love that.
00:03:52Is he okay?
00:03:54Sir?
00:03:58Can someone...
00:03:59I got it.
00:04:00Oh, honey.
00:04:01You're not a doctor.
00:04:02He's not a doctor.
00:04:04Right there.
00:04:05Now.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Oh.
00:04:08Oh.
00:04:09Oh.
00:04:10Oh.
00:04:11Oh.
00:04:12Oh.
00:04:13Oh.
00:04:14Oh.
00:04:16Yeah.
00:04:17Yeah.
00:04:18Yeah.
00:04:19Peanuts.
00:04:23Oh.
00:04:24No.
00:04:25No.
00:04:26No.
00:04:27No.
00:04:28Who brings peanuts on an airplane after they announce there's an allergy?
00:04:35Your keto bar.
00:04:45I mean, our keto bar.
00:04:54It's our honeymoon.
00:05:00Get it around.
00:05:04thank you yeah it doesn't even say there are peanuts in here yeah look says right there
00:05:10repaired in a facility with nuts for our bags the bags never made it to use i knew we shouldn't
00:05:17have checked them that's on me although this is not your fault besides we can we can go 24
00:05:21months without our stuff life at the equator is striking oh that is a hat that's good right
00:05:34okay wow we're buying that hola how's your day how's your day going so far
00:05:46you really got to chat with everyone don't you
00:05:50you say something no nothing really
00:06:04wow
00:06:11she wanted an adventure yes uh pinterest
00:06:15out and the panama beaches are stunning supposed to be food i'll reach out to the rental guy
00:06:23second living room drew there's a guitar do you see the guitar
00:06:27yeah and here is the bathroom
00:06:41so
00:06:48so
00:06:50so
00:06:52Wow, look at you.
00:07:20Actually go back a few.
00:07:21Okay, stop.
00:07:25Yes.
00:07:29I am going to go helpless because I'm an empowered woman.
00:07:49Yo.
00:07:50Oh.
00:07:51You said this was a private beach.
00:07:53Hello.
00:07:54Hello.
00:07:55Hi.
00:07:56I'm Paz.
00:07:57Oh, Paz.
00:07:58Yeah.
00:07:59Paz.
00:08:00The rental host.
00:08:01P-A-Z.
00:08:02Paz.
00:08:03Oh, oh, Paz is the name.
00:08:05Love that.
00:08:07How are you guys finding the place?
00:08:08It's great.
00:08:09Yeah, thanks.
00:08:10Good.
00:08:11I'm sorry to be annoying.
00:08:12We, um, I think they were supposed to be like food in the house or like a lunch prepared
00:08:16part of the welcome package.
00:08:17The honeymoon package.
00:08:18Oh, yeah.
00:08:19I told my friends to drop off some food but, you know, island time.
00:08:22We move at the speed of nature.
00:08:23Oh, yeah.
00:08:24Don't worry about it.
00:08:25We actually already ate.
00:08:26Yeah, we brought some bars.
00:08:27Yeah.
00:08:28Yeah.
00:08:29Yeah, they're these healthy bars.
00:08:30They're for women, you know.
00:08:31Well, they're for anybody.
00:08:32I mean, they're not gendered.
00:08:34They're not Mrs. Barr, Mr. Barr.
00:08:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:38They're keto, you know, so.
00:08:39I don't.
00:08:40Oh, God, you need to know keto because I think that's probably the diet here, right?
00:08:45I promised the food it was great.
00:08:46I recommend trying BB's down the beach.
00:08:48Do you guys want to?
00:08:49Oh, okay, BB's.
00:08:51Oh, we would love to.
00:08:54We were just gonna settle in a bit.
00:08:56Yeah, right on.
00:08:57Well, if you need me, I'll be right down the beach.
00:08:59Nice to meet you.
00:09:00Yeah.
00:09:11And I appreciate you, Serena.
00:09:13You have a great night.
00:09:14Bye-bye.
00:09:17Who's Serena?
00:09:20It's gonna be a few more days.
00:09:21The bags are still in Houston.
00:09:23Really?
00:09:24Yeah.
00:09:25What are you doing?
00:09:26Well, they're doing the best they can.
00:09:28Well, you could have yelled.
00:09:30You never yell.
00:09:32I yell.
00:09:33Oh, you do?
00:09:34Yes.
00:09:44You know what?
00:09:45I am really just tired from the flight.
00:09:48Okay.
00:09:49We don't have to.
00:09:58No.
00:09:59It's fine.
00:10:02It's fine?
00:10:03No, I'm not.
00:10:04I just mean it's our honeymoon.
00:10:06It's our honeymoon.
00:10:07Oh, it's our honeymoon.
00:10:08Oh, it's our honeymoon.
00:10:09I've heard that before.
00:10:10Hey, you cannot say that.
00:10:12I just did.
00:10:13It's our honeymoon.
00:10:15It is.
00:10:16It's our honeymoon.
00:10:17It's our honeymoon.
00:10:18It's our honeymoon.
00:10:19It's our honeymoon.
00:10:20We, so gentlemen, put your hands together for our bride and Bruce.
00:10:22Teresa and Drew.
00:10:25Teresa and I, we're so grateful.
00:10:28We, for all of you, for coming out to celebrate us.
00:10:31And now, Drew has a little surprise for his bride, Teresa.
00:10:40A love melody
00:10:45It sings to me
00:10:51In your eyes
00:10:54A symphony
00:10:57Hold me close to you
00:11:07Underneath starry beams
00:11:12You and I
00:11:15In lovers dreams
00:11:18Dispatches from paradise.
00:11:47Good morning.
00:12:06Uh, breakfast?
00:12:09Uh, no I don't
00:12:11I want to get back to my wedding weight
00:12:13I was actually thinking of trying intermittent fasting.
00:12:16Cool.
00:12:17But there's coffee.
00:12:18Oh, thank you.
00:12:21I want to be in my body and be close to nature.
00:12:25Awesome.
00:12:29Like moving at the speed of nature.
00:12:33Hey, do you want to fast with me?
00:12:39Like on our honeymoon?
00:12:40I feel like it's the perfect time to, like, reset.
00:12:46It's only in the mornings.
00:12:48Um...
00:12:50It's intermittent.
00:12:51Oh, but I work out in the mornings,
00:12:53and I think if I skip breakfast,
00:12:55that might be a little tough for me.
00:12:59Fine.
00:13:00We'll eat breakfast.
00:13:05Weird.
00:13:06What?
00:13:07Jason just liked that picture of us.
00:13:09Jason?
00:13:10Jason Nichols.
00:13:12He commented, too, he said,
00:13:14great picture, Teresa.
00:13:17Just Teresa.
00:13:18That guy's so nice.
00:13:19I remember him.
00:13:21Hi.
00:13:23Are you thinking something to eat?
00:13:25Yes, yes.
00:13:26I will have the breakfast traditional, por favor.
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:30Teresa?
00:13:31Oh, one more pina colada, por favor.
00:13:34Uh, and to eat?
00:13:36Uh, I'm fasting.
00:13:38How do you say fasting?
00:13:39How's your day going so far?
00:13:40It's a beautiful day.
00:13:41It's like every day.
00:13:42You are so lucky to live here.
00:13:43It's our honeymoon.
00:13:44Congratulations.
00:13:45Yeah, well, it's a delayed honeymoon.
00:13:46Yeah.
00:13:47One year I've been married to this one.
00:13:48Isn't he handsome?
00:13:49He is very handsome.
00:13:51He's a handsome golden boy.
00:13:52Even my mom has a crush on him.
00:13:53And she doesn't even really like me that much.
00:13:54Actually, on the plane ride over here, he saved a man's life.
00:13:55Yeah, a man who may or may not have been having a little reaction to my keto bar.
00:14:00We don't know anything for sure.
00:14:01Well, yeah, we were on the plane and this guy's like, my throat's closing up.
00:14:04And Drew was like, give me that episode of the night.
00:14:05Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:06I'm sorry.
00:14:07I'm sorry.
00:14:08I'm sorry.
00:14:09I'm sorry.
00:14:10I'm sorry.
00:14:11I'm sorry.
00:14:12I'm sorry.
00:14:13I'm sorry.
00:14:14I'm sorry.
00:14:15I'm sorry.
00:14:16I'm sorry.
00:14:17I'm sorry.
00:14:18I'm sorry.
00:14:19I'm sorry.
00:14:20I'm sorry.
00:14:21I'm sorry.
00:14:22And Drew was like, give me that EpiPen and then he stabs the man.
00:14:27And the man was saved.
00:14:29The man lives because of Drew.
00:14:34And then everybody was staring at me with eyeball daggers because I'm the bitch who opened
00:14:39up the nut bar, which again, we don't even know if there were actually peanut traces in
00:14:43there.
00:14:44But after the entire plane has practically applauded him and given him the Medal of Honor,
00:14:48he decides to say that it is our keto bar.
00:14:54He takes the blame.
00:14:57Are you okay?
00:14:59What?
00:15:00I'm telling a funny story.
00:15:01Everybody's laughing.
00:15:04He took the blame for our keto bar.
00:15:06What's going on?
00:15:07Nothing.
00:15:08Are you sure?
00:15:09Yeah.
00:15:10I feel like you're mad at me.
00:15:11What's going on?
00:15:29Nothing.
00:15:30Are you sure?
00:15:31Yeah.
00:15:34I feel like you're mad at me.
00:15:38I'm not mad.
00:15:40I'm not mad.
00:15:40Am I allowed to be a feeling that it's something other than jovial?
00:15:43I mean, this is going to be a week-long vacation,
00:15:46and I'm allowed to be a feeling that's something other than happy.
00:15:48In fact, right now, I'm relaxed.
00:15:50I'm relaxing.
00:15:52Okay, good.
00:15:53Good.
00:15:55What happened on the plane does sound obnoxious.
00:15:57Yeah, it was.
00:16:02Sorry.
00:16:03Don't apologize.
00:16:04No.
00:16:05I, um, I shouldn't have snapped.
00:16:07Is there anything that I can do to make it right?
00:16:15No.
00:16:16No.
00:16:18You're good.
00:16:20You're sick.
00:16:21That's a good one.
00:16:33What are you laughing at?
00:16:34Your hat.
00:16:37Your ironic fisherman hat.
00:16:38Are you, um, not wearing that hat to make me laugh?
00:16:47I see what you're saying.
00:17:02I shouldn't have tried to take credit for the keto bar.
00:17:04Okay, but even that, even saying that, like, can you just try not to be so good for once?
00:17:11Does that make sense?
00:17:11I mean, we've been married a year now.
00:17:13Are we different?
00:17:14Do you feel different?
00:17:15We just got married.
00:17:16We're still the same people.
00:17:18Taxes are different.
00:17:19Like, when you were talking about Alan, like...
00:17:21Jason.
00:17:21Yes, Jason.
00:17:23Okay?
00:17:23A lot of guys would be weirded out by that.
00:17:26I'm not going to put that on you.
00:17:27Mm, that is weird to me.
00:17:30I'm saying if we were to look back, would we be like, yes, we went all out, we lived full lives.
00:17:36Does that make sense?
00:17:37It does, and I will try.
00:17:40I want to try.
00:17:41I just hear honeymoon and suddenly I feel like this weight, like suddenly, like, this needs to be, like, the best week of our lives.
00:17:47Like an adventure.
00:17:49Yes.
00:17:50Yes, like an adventure.
00:17:51Yeah?
00:17:52Yeah.
00:17:52But we're on the most adventurous vacation of our entire friend group.
00:17:55I don't know, I'm confused, and it's a lot of pressure.
00:18:00No, no, no, no, there's no pressure, okay?
00:18:02There's no pressure.
00:18:03It's just our honeymoon.
00:18:04Oh, but there is a little...
00:18:06Oh, my God, come here.
00:18:08Yeah.
00:18:10I do feel seen by you, I do.
00:18:13I do.
00:18:14I see you, like I see you.
00:18:16And I see you seeing me, I do.
00:18:18I see you seeing me, I do.
00:18:22I really love it when you tell me these things.
00:18:25I really do.
00:18:27Okay, that can sometimes be hard for me.
00:18:32I feel really, really good.
00:18:35I do.
00:18:36Just to be able to talk, you know?
00:18:41Good morning.
00:18:44Oh, hey.
00:18:46I told you guys my friends always come through.
00:18:48Are y'all getting hungry?
00:18:49Brunch is just about ready.
00:18:51Honeymoon package.
00:18:53We're fasting.
00:18:54Do you want to join us?
00:18:56Yeah, I do.
00:19:01When I got here, I was like, I need to be by the jungle, always, but I need to be by the
00:19:05ocean, too.
00:19:06And I feel like can't go because I get the best of both worlds.
00:19:09You can have it all.
00:19:10If you have balance.
00:19:11That really, really resonates with me.
00:19:16Like, for me, I knew I needed something for me, outside of work, outside of the rise and
00:19:20grind culture.
00:19:21And so I was like, I'm taking back Mondays.
00:19:25But like, what does that mean, actually, right?
00:19:27And so I was like, okay.
00:19:28Sunday scaries, no sleep, Monday fog, caffeine fix.
00:19:36So I decided to make my morning coffee a practice of self-care.
00:19:40Skip the blue bottle, brew at home.
00:19:42I started doing it every day, and I realized I do have the discipline, and I sort of got
00:19:47control over myself.
00:19:48And I think it was that sort of mental obstacle, like that hurdle of doing it every day that
00:19:53sort of changed my life forever.
00:19:55Yeah, that is balance.
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:04How about you?
00:20:05How do you find balance?
00:20:07Oh, um, I, uh, I work out in the mornings.
00:20:12I'm a podcast engineer, and it's, it's a lot of sitting.
00:20:17And so, uh, working out helps me focus and stay balanced.
00:20:23You're in your head right now.
00:20:25Take this.
00:20:33A rock?
00:20:34It's not just a rock.
00:20:35It's a special rock.
00:20:36So whenever you have anxiety or something's coming up for you, you can hold it or play
00:20:40with it or whatever you want.
00:20:41But I used to have the same thing, so I get it.
00:20:46Well, I, uh, I don't want to take your special rock.
00:20:49No, it's your rock now.
00:20:51Seriously.
00:20:54I'll be right back.
00:20:55I'm going to go get myself a new rock.
00:20:58Yeah.
00:20:58Yeah.
00:20:58Yeah.
00:21:07Okay.
00:21:08Listen.
00:21:09Remember when we were talking about trying something new for our adventure?
00:21:13Mm-hmm.
00:21:14Okay.
00:21:14Hear me out.
00:21:16Don't react until I finish.
00:21:18Okay.
00:21:18What if we seduced Paws?
00:21:26Never in a host?
00:21:27Mm-hmm.
00:21:29Are you serious?
00:21:30Yeah.
00:21:31I mean, we're both clearly attracted to them, and, like, there's a connection.
00:21:38I mean, this is our honeymoon, right?
00:21:40And it's a safe space to do it.
00:21:43And, you know, we didn't anticipate it, which I think is really good.
00:21:48Yeah.
00:21:48Um, it's...
00:21:50I mean, it sounds like a lot.
00:21:52Um...
00:21:53Yeah, but, okay, don't you want to jumpstart things and, like, reset things?
00:21:58I mean, we're setting the table for the rest of our lives.
00:22:00And I...
00:22:01We want an adventure.
00:22:05Okay, okay, to be clear, you're saying you just want to have a threesome here, and...
00:22:11And we're not opening our relationship at all.
00:22:13We're not opening...
00:22:14No, no, no, no.
00:22:15Yeah, a threesome.
00:22:17But, I mean, if you and Paws wanted to have your own experience, I'd support that.
00:22:23Like, I think that'd be beautiful.
00:22:27I...
00:22:28A threesome for us.
00:22:31Yeah, for us.
00:22:34You know, I don't...
00:22:36I don't...
00:22:36I don't know.
00:22:37No.
00:22:39Gotta have your rock.
00:22:40I don't think so.
00:22:42What?
00:22:43Kay, that was an awesome meal.
00:22:45Oh, yeah, for sure.
00:22:47It's really great.
00:22:48Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:22:50I got this.
00:22:51We're gonna clean up.
00:22:52You've been amazing.
00:22:53We're gonna write a great review.
00:22:55On the rock, too.
00:22:56Right on.
00:22:57And you rock.
00:22:57Oh, thank you.
00:22:58Yeah.
00:22:59All right, right on.
00:23:00Well, if you need me, I'm just up the beach.
00:23:02Great.
00:23:03Thanks a lot.
00:23:03Yeah.
00:23:04All right.
00:23:09Uh, Paws.
00:23:11Yeah, what's up?
00:23:12Hey, um, can we pay you to show us a good time?
00:23:15I mean, like a good time, like a good time around the islands, because we were going to be here
00:23:21for three or four days.
00:23:22We just want to, we want an adventure around the islands.
00:23:25Yeah, just like a tour guide.
00:23:27Yeah, only a tour guide.
00:23:28Like, you either don't have to put us to bed or anything or, like, babysit us.
00:23:32You know, but it shows that I'm compromising and I'm open.
00:23:35Yeah, for sure.
00:23:37No, we could, I'm totally down.
00:23:39We can go to Pocky Point and there's the mangroves.
00:23:42I could take you guys to secret island.
00:23:44Secret island?
00:23:45Yeah.
00:23:46It's this island that no one really knows about and it's fucking sick.
00:23:49Great.
00:23:50Great.
00:24:19So, the owner was like, hey, Paws, why don't you just keep an eye on things you hear all
00:24:24the time?
00:24:24I'll pay you.
00:24:25So, it kind of just worked out.
00:24:27Sometimes things just work out.
00:24:30Yeah, sometimes things just work out.
00:24:33Like how we met on Craigslist.
00:24:37Oof.
00:24:40I was selling my Nana's lamp.
00:24:42Didn't really fit in my place.
00:24:44You would sell your Grandma's lamp?
00:24:47Um.
00:24:49Well, I was leaning into a more Japanese aesthetic and Nana was more of a maximalist.
00:25:01Hmm.
00:25:03Teresa answered the ad.
00:25:07And a lot of people were lowballing me and then she comes in and she's, she offers me
00:25:13the lowest number, right?
00:25:15And I, uh, couldn't say no because she's a good negotiator.
00:25:20Cool.
00:25:21Let's go first one.
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:29Yeah, it's magical.
00:25:31I mean, there's like fireflies everywhere and, um, I don't know why people shit all over
00:25:36the Midwest.
00:25:36It's the best.
00:25:37I'm trying to remember why I was there.
00:25:40My cousin, lover.
00:25:41But it was winter, so there were no lightning bugs.
00:25:45Your cousin, lover?
00:25:47Yeah.
00:25:48My cousin Sammy at the time we were dating.
00:25:50You were dating your cousin?
00:25:52Yeah.
00:25:53Like second cousin?
00:25:54No, first.
00:25:56It's very common for cousins to marry and have children.
00:25:58It's actually a Western constructed taboo that's pretty damaging to a normal and acceptable
00:26:03practice.
00:26:04Super Western.
00:26:05Hello, Armodio.
00:26:13Hey.
00:26:14How are you doing?
00:26:15How are you doing?
00:26:16Good.
00:26:16Good.
00:26:18Hello.
00:26:19Hello.
00:26:20Teresa?
00:26:22Drew?
00:26:23Armodio?
00:26:24How are you doing?
00:26:27Very good.
00:26:27I mean, wow, this is a secret island.
00:26:31Wow.
00:26:31Oh, no.
00:26:33No, this isn't a secret island.
00:26:34No, I got to get to know you a little better before we go to secret island.
00:26:41Ooh, tough luck.
00:26:44Ooh, come on, babe.
00:26:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:49Wow, babe.
00:26:51Pause, I thought you said you played soccer.
00:26:54Oh, come on.
00:26:55Give me a minute.
00:26:58Okay, if I were a fruit, what would I be?
00:27:01A coconut.
00:27:04Okay, what would Drew be?
00:27:06Oh.
00:27:09Are you saying I'm round?
00:27:10No, no.
00:27:12Coconuts are sweet.
00:27:13Where did you get that?
00:27:14Oh, yeah, my pops gave it to me.
00:27:15It's an Albanian eagle.
00:27:17Dads usually give it to their sons, but my dad gave it to me and not my brothers.
00:27:20Why?
00:27:20Because you're his favorite?
00:27:22Probably.
00:27:22Watch the step.
00:27:23Thanks.
00:27:24Oh, thanks.
00:27:24I got it.
00:27:26Yeah, we're still waiting on the bags from Houston, but it's actually pretty liberating.
00:27:30But who needs more than one outfit, right?
00:27:33I mean, who needs clothes at all?
00:27:35I'm just kidding.
00:27:36Yeah, I only have the t-shirts.
00:27:37How did you choose your name, by the way?
00:27:40Oz?
00:27:42It means peace.
00:27:44So what?
00:27:44You just woke up one day and decided you wanted to be named Peace?
00:27:47That's exactly what happened.
00:27:49Okay, well, if you can just change your name, I can too.
00:27:51You can.
00:27:52Okay.
00:27:52You can change it right now.
00:27:53Okay, uh, my name's Coco.
00:27:57Because of the coconuts?
00:27:58No.
00:28:01We're moving at the speed of nature around here.
00:28:06Oh, my God.
00:28:09Oh, my God.
00:28:11Oh, my God.
00:28:16Here you go.
00:28:17Thanks.
00:28:18Yeah, for sure.
00:28:21So, what kind of podcast do you work on?
00:28:26Conversation, mostly.
00:28:28True crime, pop culture, sports.
00:28:34Right on.
00:28:36You like true crime?
00:28:39Not really, no.
00:28:41Do you?
00:28:42Fuck no.
00:28:47I used to be in music.
00:28:50No bills are paid that way.
00:28:52Mm-hmm.
00:28:53But the skills carry over into podcasting, so.
00:28:56Right.
00:28:58And I do get to play a little bit with the true crime stuff.
00:29:01Like, I'll add, uh, creepy music and mess with the levels.
00:29:09I don't think they notice, though.
00:29:11Probably not.
00:29:13In the other shows, the hosts are, like, semi-famous people acting like they're saying something important
00:29:21to build their brands, so they don't have to podcast anymore.
00:29:24Oh, fuck.
00:29:25That's depressing.
00:29:28Wait, so you play an instrument?
00:29:30You guys, look.
00:29:32Oh.
00:29:32That cat's so cute.
00:29:33That cat's got scabies.
00:29:45Oh, my God.
00:29:47Oh, my God.
00:29:47Oh, my God.
00:29:47Oh, my God.
00:29:48Oh, my God.
00:29:48Oh, my God.
00:29:48Oh, my God.
00:29:49Teresa, cat's scabies.
00:29:50They don't bite humans.
00:29:52They don't bite humans, Teresa.
00:29:58Come on.
00:30:01I can feel it.
00:30:03I can feel it.
00:30:03It's good.
00:30:08Thank you so much.
00:30:20I'll see you later.
00:30:21Hey, guys.
00:30:22The boat is ready.
00:30:24May I help?
00:30:24Yeah.
00:30:28You see my hat?
00:30:32Hey.
00:30:32Oh, excuse me.
00:30:34Oh, that's my hat.
00:30:35That's mine.
00:30:36It's his hat now.
00:30:37I traded for this.
00:30:38What?
00:30:40It was his special rock, and he really wanted you to have it.
00:30:43But I was like, Drew's not going to take a rock from a kid,
00:30:45so I gave him your hat.
00:30:48Besides, your wife hates the hat.
00:30:50The hairlineux of the hat, and I was like, there's a toy, and I was like, oh, let's go.
00:30:58Do you want to join us for a drink tonight?
00:31:28Of course.
00:31:31What better way to end the day?
00:31:33What do you mean?
00:31:34We're going dancing tonight.
00:31:36My Kiki!
00:31:38How are you?
00:31:41This is Drew.
00:31:43Teresa.
00:31:44This is my Kiki.
00:31:45Nice to meet you.
00:31:46Hi.
00:31:51So, my Kiki, what brought you to Bocas?
00:31:56No, just Kiki.
00:31:58A Paz loves nicknames.
00:32:01Tell them.
00:32:03Tell them.
00:32:04Come on.
00:32:05Come on.
00:32:07Well, I was out here for a certain reality TV show.
00:32:12Filming on an island out here.
00:32:14Yes, yeah, that one.
00:32:16And I was really excited, of course.
00:32:19And I mean, it's super competitive to even get on.
00:32:21So, I didn't care if the cast was the villain.
00:32:22And I was just so ready.
00:32:25And, um...
00:32:26Okay.
00:32:29I was voted off for the first night.
00:32:32Oh, yikes.
00:32:34It's okay.
00:32:35You put yourself out there.
00:32:36And I think that is so big.
00:32:37And I'm so big.
00:32:39And I love that you're someone who would do that.
00:32:41I appreciate that.
00:32:42Yeah.
00:32:43It's just...
00:32:44I don't know if Paz understands completely.
00:32:48Because I don't know if you've even seen a reality TV show before.
00:32:51I haven't.
00:32:52I haven't.
00:32:52Not once.
00:32:53Well, the only thing worse than being the villain is being the one no one remembers.
00:33:01So, I decided to stay in town to decompress and wallow a bit.
00:33:08And Paz found me at Coquitos.
00:33:12Drowning my sorrows.
00:33:14I still think that is just so cool.
00:33:16I would love to be on a show like that.
00:33:17You should.
00:33:18Right?
00:33:19I mean, you've got the strength, obviously.
00:33:21And the social game, which is pretty much most of it.
00:33:26I'm going to re-up my drink.
00:33:29Does anybody want another drink?
00:33:32Oh, no.
00:33:32I was still working on mine.
00:33:33Thanks, though.
00:33:36So, what brings you guys to the island?
00:33:39I'm going to deal with that.
00:33:40Okay.
00:33:41Yeah.
00:33:41It is our honeymoon.
00:33:44Your honeymoon?
00:33:45Yeah.
00:33:46Oh, my gosh.
00:33:47Congratulations, the happy couple.
00:33:49Yes.
00:33:50I have questions.
00:33:51Oh, please.
00:33:53Fire away.
00:33:57You like it is sour?
00:34:02Ew.
00:34:03Hmm.
00:34:04I like it is sour.
00:34:08How long have you and my Kiki been together?
00:34:11Oh, we're not together.
00:34:13We just enjoy each other's company.
00:34:17Okay, Julie.
00:34:19I figured.
00:34:20Which is fine, obviously.
00:34:22But wouldn't it be fine?
00:34:24I don't blame you for staying.
00:34:25This place is so beautiful.
00:34:26I mean, it is.
00:34:27It really is.
00:34:28I mean, it's amazing.
00:34:30But I didn't stay here for the island.
00:34:33I stayed here for buried treasure.
00:34:36What?
00:34:36Yeah.
00:34:37Yeah.
00:34:38No, I'm serious.
00:34:39There's buried treasure all over this island.
00:34:42Yeah, try this.
00:34:52You're going to spit it.
00:34:54You like it?
00:34:55Mm-hmm.
00:34:56Mm-hmm.
00:34:56Mm-hmm.
00:34:57Okay.
00:34:59I don't.
00:35:00Disgusting.
00:35:01Mm-hmm.
00:35:06All right.
00:35:08Let's dance.
00:35:26It's the history, and the adventure, and the exploring.
00:35:47It's just...
00:35:48Incredible.
00:35:49Yes.
00:35:50Guess what?
00:35:52We're going to the secret island, ma.
00:35:54Ooh.
00:35:55What the hell am I going on?
00:35:56No, because I don't like things that crawl.
00:35:59Look, it won't do anything.
00:36:00It's just a cup.
00:36:01Ooh.
00:36:01Ooh, I love this stuff.
00:36:03Hey, drink's on me.
00:36:06Okay.
00:36:07Paz and Kiki, they're just friends.
00:36:09Very friendly friends.
00:36:11What about Kiki?
00:36:13Uh, uh, I don't know.
00:36:14What about Kiki?
00:36:15Come on.
00:36:16You know.
00:36:18No.
00:36:18No.
00:36:19Okay, let's do it.
00:36:20No, no, no, no.
00:36:20Come on, come on, come on.
00:36:21I was open to Paz because you were attracted to them.
00:36:24Why don't you just be open to Kiki?
00:36:25Uh, I don't know, Drew.
00:36:27It's, I don't know.
00:36:28It's, the energy's not there.
00:36:29I found a connection with Paz.
00:36:32Okay, took a beat, but we're on vacation.
00:36:35Like, this is safe space for us to explore together.
00:36:38Don't laugh.
00:36:39You know you want to.
00:36:40Okay.
00:36:40Our adventure.
00:36:41Okay, fine.
00:36:42Maybe.
00:36:42Paz said they're going to pick us up tomorrow morning and take us to breakfast on the ocean.
00:36:56I mean, do you feel that chemistry with Paz?
00:36:58Because I see it between you two.
00:37:00I mean, it is electric.
00:37:02It's like we're alive.
00:37:04And Secret Island is clearly where they go to fool around.
00:37:08I mean, you saw the look on Kiki's face when Paz said that.
00:37:12What do you think it's going to be like with Paz?
00:37:16Are you mad about Kiki?
00:37:20When we go to Secret Island, it's going to be like this.
00:37:23And this.
00:37:45You're going to do this to both me and Paz at the same time.
00:37:49Yes.
00:37:53And this.
00:38:08And this.
00:38:11And this.
00:38:15And this.
00:38:21And this.
00:38:23You're awake.
00:38:50What time is it?
00:38:52I have no idea.
00:38:53Hey, what if we didn't sleep with Paz?
00:38:57What?
00:38:58Yeah, I just feel like I sort of forced you into it.
00:39:02And I don't know.
00:39:05No, no, you didn't.
00:39:06Let's just stick to the plan.
00:39:08For us.
00:39:10Our adventure.
00:39:14Right.
00:39:15Right.
00:39:17Okay.
00:39:17I'm going to go make coffee.
00:39:19Big day.
00:39:20Secret island.
00:39:21Secret island.
00:39:23Secret island.
00:39:24How is it?
00:39:51It's good.
00:39:54Come in.
00:40:01Who's ready for a secret island?
00:40:03Up we are.
00:40:06Yes.
00:40:10No way.
00:40:11I told you I got you.
00:40:13You didn't have to do this.
00:40:14No, I did.
00:40:15And it is a Panama hat.
00:40:16They're just made in Ecuador.
00:40:17It's a common misconception.
00:40:18Oh.
00:40:19You look so cute.
00:40:21Okay.
00:40:22So I have a picnic packed up here.
00:40:23A special picnic.
00:40:24We have some arts and crafts.
00:40:25I love arts and crafts.
00:40:26And a lot of water.
00:40:27A lot of water?
00:40:28Oh good.
00:40:29And the thing about secret island?
00:40:30When we get there we're gonna have...
00:40:31Oh my god.
00:40:32What's wrong?
00:40:33Oh my god.
00:40:34Oh my god.
00:40:35Oh my god.
00:40:36Did you get bit?
00:40:37No, nothing.
00:40:38It's fine.
00:40:39Fuck.
00:40:40No, no.
00:40:41It's...
00:40:42No.
00:40:43It's fine.
00:40:44It's fine.
00:40:45What is it?
00:40:46My ring.
00:40:47I had it on the porch.
00:40:48It was on my finger and then I came out here to the ocean and then I stuck my hands down
00:40:50and underground because I was grounding myself.
00:40:52Remind me, Barry.
00:40:53Just dig.
00:40:54Just dig.
00:40:55Are you sure it was right here?
00:40:56Yes.
00:40:57That was so stupid.
00:40:58That was so stupid.
00:40:59It's okay.
00:41:00What do we do?
00:41:01Oh my god.
00:41:02It's okay.
00:41:04I'm so sorry.
00:41:05It's okay.
00:41:06No.
00:41:07I...
00:41:08I'm not good.
00:41:09Don't say that.
00:41:10I'm not.
00:41:11I love you so much.
00:41:12I'm not good.
00:41:13No.
00:41:14Don't say that.
00:41:15It's gonna be okay.
00:41:17There you go.
00:41:19What?
00:41:20Guys.
00:41:21I'm so sorry.
00:41:23The last metal detector on the island went missing six years ago.
00:41:30I'm so sorry.
00:41:31I'm so sorry.
00:41:32Fuck.
00:41:36Is there anything I can do for you?
00:41:40Is there anything I can do for you?
00:42:06I, I, I, I, I'm so sorry.
00:42:17I can't even watch my involuntary twice now.
00:42:19Oh, man.
00:42:23I remember that line fills your blood.
00:42:27I can't do it now.
00:42:28Oh, yes, I see your 스크� optimism.
00:42:30I can't, uh.
00:42:31Yes.
00:42:32No.
00:42:33They're...!
00:42:35We should go inside.
00:42:37Yeah.
00:42:53You've been trying to seduce me this whole time.
00:42:55No.
00:42:57No?
00:42:59Okay, well, yes.
00:43:03It's fine. And we have a connection.
00:43:07You know what would make this even better?
00:43:09What?
00:43:11Breakfast in bed.
00:43:13Here, we'll help. Go ahead.
00:43:15No, no, I got it. No? Yeah.
00:43:33I feel so present. Like, so in my body.
00:43:39Yeah? That's good.
00:43:41I've been trying to be, like, more in my body
00:43:43and just, like, more in myself in general.
00:43:45Like, for example, in my morning routine,
00:43:47I wake up, I do my morning pages,
00:43:49I write three things I'm grateful for,
00:43:51three things I wish I could improve upon,
00:43:53and three intentions I have for the day.
00:43:55And if I'm not staying grateful,
00:43:56I just, like, end up being in this really, like,
00:43:58negative headspace,
00:43:59which sort of accelerates me to be, like, more in my body.
00:44:01Whoa.
00:44:03So you do all that so you can be present?
00:44:06Yeah. Yeah. All the time.
00:44:08I want you to be present with me.
00:44:24I don't... I don't...
00:44:26I don't think I could do that.
00:44:31May I?
00:44:32I don't know.
00:44:37What do you feel?
00:44:40Mmm...
00:44:44I feel your hands.
00:44:46What do you see?
00:44:50I see your eyes.
00:44:55How do you feel?
00:44:59I feel safe.
00:45:01You'll find you surprise yourself when you quiet yourself.
00:45:13Breakfast on the upper deck!
00:45:18Mmm.
00:45:20Man, I am so full, but I can't stop eating.
00:45:24I love your pancakes, Drew.
00:45:27I'm really good at making pancakes.
00:45:31Should we, uh, should we do a check-in?
00:45:34Um...
00:45:35Yeah.
00:45:36Sure.
00:45:37Yeah, well, I can go first.
00:45:38So we just engage in an intimate experience together,
00:45:40and I feel very good about it.
00:45:47Hmm.
00:45:48Yes.
00:45:51Well...
00:45:53I...
00:45:54I feel good.
00:45:55I feel really good.
00:45:56I'm surprised.
00:45:58At home.
00:45:59Good I feel.
00:46:01And, um...
00:46:03I feel more connected with you.
00:46:05So thank you, Paz.
00:46:07That makes me really happy to you.
00:46:09Theresa?
00:46:11Oh, um...
00:46:13I...
00:46:14feel...
00:46:15like...
00:46:16I...
00:46:17have to pee.
00:46:18I feel really good.
00:46:19Mm.
00:46:22Mm.
00:46:24Mm.
00:46:31Mm.
00:46:33Mm.
00:46:35Mm.
00:46:37Mm.
00:46:39Mm.
00:46:41Mm.
00:46:42Are you happy now?
00:47:01Life is moving.
00:47:12At the speed of nature.
00:47:24What's in the pancakes?
00:47:26I am happy.
00:47:31I'm really, really happy.
00:47:37God.
00:47:38Flour, sugar, eggs, milk, chocolate.
00:47:49Chocolate?
00:47:51From your bag.
00:47:54That's not chocolate, chocolate.
00:47:58It's not chocolate, Chuck?
00:48:01It's magic chocolate.
00:48:08Oh, my God.
00:48:15Gap in the teeth leads to the heart.
00:48:19It's all in math.
00:48:22Albert Einstein's second wife, Elsa, was his first cousin.
00:48:26Oh, my God.
00:48:27Their mothers were sisters, and their fathers were first cousins.
00:48:31Oh, my God.
00:48:33Can you imagine how hard it would be to balance mother-in-laws who are also sisters?
00:48:41On top of maintaining his relationship with Elsa?
00:48:45I love my husband.
00:48:50I love his jokes.
00:48:52They're funny.
00:48:54They are funny.
00:48:56You know what?
00:48:58What?
00:49:00I have to love people right where they are.
00:49:04You gotta love people right where they are, Drew.
00:49:08I've got you back.
00:49:20I'm so happy.
00:49:22I'm so happy.
00:49:26I'm so happy.
00:49:40I drugged us.
00:49:42I drugged us on accident.
00:49:48Oh, shit.
00:49:50Whoa.
00:49:51Whoa.
00:49:53Take yourself into the unknown world.
00:50:07Take yourself into the unknown world.
00:50:13Guys.
00:50:15Wow.
00:50:17Let me see it.
00:50:19Oh, fuck.
00:50:21Oh, fuck.
00:50:26Oh, fuck.
00:50:33Jeez.
00:50:36This is like the best thing I've ever eaten.
00:50:42What are the plans for tonight?
00:50:46I need to dance.
00:50:47Oh, you know what?
00:50:49I need to dance, too?
00:50:50Mm-hmm.
00:50:51Let's dance.
00:50:52I'm gonna meet up with some friends.
00:50:55But y'all should definitely have some fun.
00:51:00Oh, yeah.
00:51:01Good.
00:51:02Yeah, that's great, actually.
00:51:03You know what?
00:51:04I've been wanting some solo time with you.
00:51:06Right?
00:51:07Oh, yeah.
00:51:08That's good.
00:51:09Yeah, that's a good idea.
00:51:10All right.
00:51:11All right.
00:51:12Well, if you need me, you know where I live.
00:51:15Right down the beach.
00:51:21All right.
00:51:22Bye.
00:51:23Bye.
00:51:24You're so funny.
00:51:27Hmm.
00:51:30That'll be nice.
00:51:40No, I am glad we chose here.
00:51:46Yeah.
00:51:47It's been so...
00:51:49Um...
00:51:50You okay?
00:51:51Yeah.
00:51:54Whoa!
00:51:55What the fuck was that?
00:51:56It's just a crap.
00:51:57It's a crap.
00:51:58It's okay.
00:51:59Oh, my gosh.
00:52:00I don't like it.
00:52:01I don't like it.
00:52:02Because I feel like if I'm moving, then things can't bite me.
00:52:05Does that make sense?
00:52:06Mm-hmm.
00:52:07So I just feel like we need to go dancing.
00:52:08Yeah, let's just...
00:52:09Let's go dancing.
00:52:10Mm-hmm.
00:52:12Mm-hmm.
00:52:14Are you okay?
00:52:15Mm-hmm.
00:52:16Ugh.
00:52:20True?
00:52:22Are you sure you're okay?
00:52:25Yes.
00:52:27You can go without me.
00:52:29Don't deny her dancing mood.
00:52:32Okay.
00:52:35I'll be dancing here.
00:52:36I'm good.
00:52:39Good night.
00:52:52Um, hola.
00:52:53Hi.
00:52:54Uh, um, un tequila soda, por favor.
00:52:57Tequila soda?
00:52:58Si.
00:52:59Okay.
00:53:00Oh, con lime.
00:53:01Right now.
00:53:14Hola, John.
00:53:15Que tal?
00:53:16Hey, Kiki.
00:53:17Hola.
00:53:18Como estas?
00:53:19Bien.
00:53:20Y tu?
00:53:21Excelente.
00:53:22Bienvenida.
00:53:23Hi.
00:53:24How was your day?
00:53:25Oh, it was, um, it was great.
00:53:26Thanks.
00:53:27Yeah.
00:53:28It's great.
00:53:29Great.
00:53:30Um, it was great. Thanks. Yeah.
00:53:33It was great.
00:53:39Do you hate yourself?
00:53:42No.
00:53:44I don't hate myself.
00:53:46That's great.
00:53:47What kind of question is that?
00:53:50Oh, right. Um, no, I'm just wondering. I was just wondering.
00:54:00You see, I was on this reality TV show.
00:54:04Yes, I know.
00:54:05Oh, right. Um, sorry.
00:54:11Just I figure you have to hate yourself to put yourself on a show like that.
00:54:23But at least now I know I hate myself and I'm working on it.
00:54:28Um, and I think someday I will like myself.
00:54:34That's great, Kiki, that you're doing all that work.
00:54:37Um, but I like myself, so I don't really think that pertains to me.
00:54:47That's good.
00:54:53Oh, Pepto. Thank you, God.
00:54:58You know, I saw you guys earlier.
00:55:03You and Pauze and Drew.
00:55:07Oh.
00:55:07Yeah, that's okay. I mean, I'm super used to it by now.
00:55:12And that's kind of Pauze's thing.
00:55:14You know, sleeping with couples here on vacation.
00:55:17And it's funny because they all think it's, like, this magical, unique thing.
00:55:23But it's not.
00:55:29Being with Pauze alone, though, that's different.
00:55:32That's special.
00:55:33Like, they...
00:55:34They let very few people in one-on-one like that.
00:55:38Um, okay, thank you.
00:55:50I have to go.
00:55:53Um, okay, do you, um...
00:55:56Own experience. I can have my own experience.
00:56:11And I don't hate...
00:56:12Pauze.
00:56:17Pauze.
00:56:19Oh.
00:56:21Sorry.
00:56:21Sorry.
00:56:21Pauze?
00:56:42Hey.
00:56:47How was your night?
00:56:51Hey.
00:56:52Yo.
00:56:53I was just packing so we could go first thing.
00:56:55Oh.
00:56:56Great.
00:56:56Yeah.
00:56:56Awesome.
00:56:57Um...
00:56:58Do you want to have a beer?
00:57:00Is it cool?
00:57:15You're quiet.
00:57:18I just feel at ease when I'm around you.
00:57:21So you like me?
00:57:35I'm sorry.
00:57:36Um...
00:57:37Therese is just in my head.
00:57:41And I can't stop thinking...
00:57:43I thought that I was standing on something solid.
00:57:53But now I think that I'm the only one that felt that.
00:57:58She said that she wanted us to have our own experience.
00:58:14You and me.
00:58:15That would feel good.
00:58:15But I like me.
00:58:16Okay, my name is Pablo Barista.
00:58:21I need you.
00:58:21Yeah.
00:58:23You're welcome.
00:58:24Oh, my God.
00:58:54Oh, my God.
00:59:24Oh, my God.
00:59:26Oh, my God.
00:59:30The door's jammed.
00:59:43I need some help.
00:59:51I'm going to fix it.
00:59:54Did you have fun?
00:59:57It was really, really fun.
01:00:02I missed you.
01:00:04How are you feeling?
01:00:06Oh, much better.
01:00:08Good.
01:00:10Hey, listen.
01:00:11I want you so bad right now.
01:00:14I miss everyone once.
01:00:18Oh, heal the breath.
01:00:21Sorry, babe.
01:00:22No, no.
01:00:31Well, you tipsy there?
01:00:35You know what?
01:00:36I'm really tired.
01:00:43You know what I mean.
01:00:51I'm sorry, but I'm...
01:00:53I'm really tired.
01:00:54I miss you all.
01:00:55I miss you, Ruth.
01:00:57I miss you.
01:00:57What do you think isID?
01:00:58Me.
01:00:58I'm sorry.
01:01:18No, keep going.
01:01:21No, it's just messing around.
01:01:25Are you ready for Secret Island?
01:01:28Mm-hmm.
01:01:30Oh, how was the bar?
01:01:32Oh, it was really, really fun.
01:01:34Yeah.
01:01:35I love hanging with that crew.
01:01:40Paz is such a funny dancer.
01:01:42Paz was there?
01:01:44That is, that's weird.
01:01:46Why is it weird?
01:01:48Well, Paz was here getting the boat ready for today.
01:01:53Okay.
01:01:54And, um, I saw them and I went down there and then we had our own experience.
01:02:05Um, you and Paz?
01:02:07Yeah.
01:02:09You and Paz hooked up?
01:02:10Yeah.
01:02:12Yeah, like you wanted.
01:02:15It was...
01:02:17I was open and it was awesome.
01:02:21Wow.
01:02:23Yeah.
01:02:24That's okay, right?
01:02:26Because you said that you told me you wanted me to...
01:02:27Yeah.
01:02:28Yeah, of course.
01:02:33Yo!
01:02:33Hey, here we are at Friday Beach or whatever it's called.
01:02:57There is the ocean and here is Paz.
01:03:05And there's Drew.
01:03:07Drew.
01:03:08Drew.
01:03:10Give us a smile.
01:03:12Okay, that is gonna have to be good enough.
01:03:17Hey, Teresa, are you, uh, are you upset?
01:03:19No, no, no, no.
01:03:22God, why would I be upset?
01:03:24Oh, because Drew and I had our own experience last night.
01:03:27Which, which you said was okay.
01:03:29And you may have mixed feelings now about it, which is totally fine.
01:03:33Okay, cool.
01:03:35Well, yeah, I mean, maybe I did say something along those lines and it is fine.
01:03:40So, sorry if I'm a bit wound up.
01:03:44I guess just some of us had a certain sort of release last night and some of us didn't.
01:03:49If you were to take a scientific poll, if it was the most relaxed on the island, it's not gonna be me, so.
01:03:56That's fine.
01:03:57I'm sort of over here.
01:03:57You're sort of over there.
01:04:00Great.
01:04:01We're the three musketeers.
01:04:02One of the musketeers had been, like, picked out of the group and asked back to some sort of weird reunion tour.
01:04:08But no.
01:04:10I'm good.
01:04:12Hey, are you hungry?
01:04:13No, Drew, I'm not hungry.
01:04:15I'm fasting.
01:04:17Okay.
01:04:18You two need to figure this out.
01:04:20Can you just give us a second?
01:04:24No, Teresa.
01:04:26Look, just talk to me.
01:04:28Talk to me.
01:04:28There's nothing to talk about.
01:04:30Well, I'm confused because you said that you wanted this.
01:04:33That's exactly what you said.
01:04:34Okay, I don't mean every single thing that I say.
01:04:37How am I supposed to know that?
01:04:39I would never do anything that would hurt you.
01:04:42I would never...
01:04:44Hey, where are you going?
01:04:47You two need to figure it out!
01:04:49You're gonna just leave us here?
01:04:51Great!
01:04:55Fucking great.
01:04:58What?
01:04:59I did something?
01:05:01Yeah, literally.
01:05:02Paws left us stranded here because we're so fucking awkward to be around.
01:05:06I just think it's funny.
01:05:08I just think it's funny that this entire week, I've been the bad guy for wanting to do something
01:05:13with Paws.
01:05:14I never said that you were the bad guy for wanting us to do something with Paws.
01:05:18Then meanwhile, bloody fucking doll, you and Paws.
01:05:22This was your idea.
01:05:23You said I would love for you to have your own experience with Paws.
01:05:26I think it would be beautiful.
01:05:27Oh, okay, mister, this is for us.
01:05:29That is the only reason why I agreed to do the threesome.
01:05:33God forbid I want anything outside of this.
01:05:37You know what?
01:05:38You didn't want this for us.
01:05:40You wanted it for you, and now you're pissed off because Paws and I have a connection.
01:05:43The three of us weren't enough for you.
01:05:47You just wanted your own thing.
01:05:49You know what?
01:05:50All this little playing pretend that we're doing, so blah.
01:05:56Makes me sick.
01:05:58This whole thing makes me sick.
01:06:01And honestly, Drew, I feel bad for you.
01:06:06I just want everyone to love you.
01:06:09Is that why you're bending over backwards for Paws?
01:06:12For the boat driver?
01:06:13For the guy in the aisle seat?
01:06:15Everyone?
01:06:16Why do you make me feel this way?
01:06:19You make me feel bad for just existing.
01:06:25Apparently, there's something inherently wrong with me that you see and nobody else in the world sees.
01:06:31Like, I'm really sorry that people actually think I'm a good person.
01:06:37Maybe there's something wrong with you, Teresa.
01:06:39You know what? You're not the only person who thinks that about me.
01:06:42Oh, guess who else thinks that about me?
01:06:44I think that about me.
01:06:45But at least I do the work to be okay with being a complicated person.
01:06:50Fetal fasting's not doing the work.
01:06:53The videos, it's not work.
01:06:55And the threesome's not doing the work.
01:06:56Okay, well, why don't you tell yourself whatever little story makes you happy, right?
01:06:59Like, how about our story?
01:07:01Our little meet-cute.
01:07:01Yeah.
01:07:02Oh, I texted her and I waited a whole week and then she got back to me right away, right?
01:07:07I didn't even save your number.
01:07:10I was just drunk and horny on a shitty date.
01:07:14So I thought, yeah, why not hook up with the rando who I literally don't remember?
01:07:17And I show up and it's the lamp guy.
01:07:20Yeah, I referred to you as the lamp guy to my friends for weeks.
01:07:24And you just kept hanging around.
01:07:26So I thought, sure, I'll fuck you.
01:07:27Sure, I'll date you.
01:07:29Sure, I'll marry you.
01:07:30Which was so dumb because three years later, I still can't fucking stand you.
01:07:35And I'm sorry, you're right.
01:07:40I, for whatever reason, for whatever reason, that I cannot explain, I cannot figure out a
01:07:48way to love you.
01:07:49What is wrong with me that I cannot figure out a way to love you when the rest of the fucking
01:07:57world can?
01:08:05Drew, what are you doing?
01:08:22I'm building a shelter.
01:08:24Oh, my God.
01:08:26We're stranded on an island called Secret Island.
01:08:28Who knows how long we'll be here?
01:08:30Okay.
01:08:31Well, um, let me help you.
01:08:34I don't want your help.
01:08:35I don't want your stick.
01:08:55Drew.
01:08:59Drew.
01:09:00Don't talk to me.
01:09:03Drew.
01:09:04Don't talk to me.
01:09:05I have nothing to say to you.
01:09:08Drew, our boat is here.
01:09:27So how's your day going?
01:09:28Good morning.
01:09:29Good morning.
01:09:31Good morning.
01:09:42Good morning.
01:09:43Good morning, go ahead.
01:09:44I've got the dinero inside.
01:09:48Gracias, señor.
01:09:50Mi esposo, como se dice, um, tips well.
01:09:54How good is the pina colada sound right now?
01:10:15Drew, can we talk about this? I'm sorry.
01:10:19My lawyer will be in touch.
01:10:22Are you seriously divorcing me right now?
01:10:30Yes.
01:10:52Can we stop it, babies?
01:11:04Can we stop at BB's?
01:11:09I'll be right back.
01:11:14About earlier. No, no, no. No need to apologize. It's okay.
01:11:21Theresa and I are done.
01:11:22Oh, fuck. Okay.
01:11:26And I just wanted to come check on you. I know it was a lot.
01:11:31You just broke up with Theresa. You coming to check on me?
01:11:35Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:11:54Sure. I'm okay.
01:12:05I'm sorry.
01:12:14I'm sorry.
01:12:26I'm sorry.
01:12:28I'm sorry.
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