- 19 hours ago
- #dearuge
Pangarap ni Love (Julie Anne San Jose) ang makapag-trabaho sa America, ngunit mukhang Amerikano na ang lumalapit sa kanya matapos niyang makilala si Mickey (Ivan Dorschner).
‘Dear Uge’ is hosted by Eugene Domingo and Divine Aucina. This episode features Julie Anne San Jose and Ivan Dorschner. Watch the full episodes of #DearUge and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
‘Dear Uge’ is hosted by Eugene Domingo and Divine Aucina. This episode features Julie Anne San Jose and Ivan Dorschner. Watch the full episodes of #DearUge and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
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00:00Dear Uke!
00:05Bata pa lang ako, pangarap ko nang makapunta sa Amerika.
00:08Proud akong maging Pinoy, pero practical lang akong tao.
00:13So what's your reason why do you want to go to America?
00:16To go to Disneyland!
00:20Yes!
00:21Thank you, sir! Thank you! Thank you, sir!
00:23Thank you!
00:24Thank you, sir!
00:25Hindi ko nakikitang magiging successful ako dito sa Pilipinas.
00:30Why do you want to go to America?
00:32Ah, eh, Disneyland, sir.
00:41Thank you, sir! Thank you! Thank you, sir! Thank you!
00:45Sabi nga nila, dream big!
00:48Kaya nga ang dream ko, tumira sa Big Apple.
00:51At ito na ang first step ko to fulfill my dreams.
00:54America, here I come!
00:57Good morning, sir!
00:58I, ah, I'm a nurse.
01:00I'm very fluent in English and I love America.
01:17Sir! Sir! Sir, wait! Wait!
01:20Sir! Sir, wait!
01:21May nasabi ba? May nasabi ba ako mali?
01:23Sir! Sir, wait lang po! Sir!
01:26Sir, Disneyland!
01:28I love Disneyland! Sir!
01:30Sir, I love Disneyland!
01:32I love Disneyland!
01:33I love America, sir!
01:35Carefully, please!
01:37Gito niyo ako!
01:37I deny mo tangalob!
01:39Parang awa niyo na nagmamakawa po ako!
01:45Divine! Divine!
01:46Anong ganon pala, na kumahirap palang kumuha ng visa!
01:49Kailangan pala, parang may script ka, no?
01:52At saka masakit yun ha, yung madedeny ka!
01:55Eh, pero sigurado ako, maganda naman ang kahit na tala.
01:58Ano bang nangyayari sa'yo? Naguguluhan ako.
02:00Bakit ka mag...
02:00Giling ng giling, ha?
02:02Divine!
02:03Naiintinay mo ba yung sinasabi ko?
02:05Yung kwento natin ngayon!
02:07Yung nade-deny!
02:08Oo, ate!
02:09Nadeny siya!
02:10Eh, ako ngayon, parang maa-approve talaga ako ngayon eh!
02:14Sandali nga!
02:15Pumiramis! Pumiramis!
02:16Pumiramis!
02:17Naguguluhan ako sa'yo!
02:18Pumiramis ka!
02:19Ay, nakakaloka itong si Divine!
02:22Anong nangyayari?
02:23Tatawag na ba ako ng ambulansya?
02:25Ati, at bakit ka parang kitikite?
02:27Di ba yung napoproses ka ba, Divine?
02:29Ati, kasi parang may nangaramda ba lang ulit?
02:31Anong nararamdaman mo?
02:32Uy, ate Hugi!
02:33Dried fish ba doon, Cebuong?
02:34Ayun!
02:35Uy, bakot!
02:36Bento!
02:37Bento!
02:37Baulot to!
02:39Kamusta ka na?
02:40Ayos lang po.
02:41Ikaw talaga, pag dumadating kami, napoproses dito eh.
02:44Parang, parang ama yun o, dried pusit.
02:47Ah, siya yun, sigurado ako, dried pusit.
02:49Ah, ito ah!
02:50Ito yung mga specialties, yung mga goods,
02:53galing sa iba't ibang isla ng Pilipinas.
02:56Kasi, alam mo, gusto ko talagang mag-expand!
03:00Expand!
03:02Mag-expand ka lang, local pa!
03:04Kaya ayaw ko dito sa store niyo mamili eh.
03:06Kasi ang test ko talaga ay pang-international.
03:09Oo, international talaga ang test mo?
03:12Oo, kasi yung mga gamit sa ba, yung mga important talaga.
03:14Yung lotion ko ngay, galing US.
03:17Hindi pala effective yung mga produkto ng, ano, US!
03:21Sabi mo?
03:22Bakit? Totoo naman, tingin mo yung balat mo!
03:25Hindi kasi, pinapaliwanag lang niya na parang wala namang magandang epekto sa'yo.
03:30Ah, siya naman nagadamay tuloy ako.
03:32Relax lang kayo, good vibes lang tayo dito sa variety store, ha?
03:36Oo, ikaw rin. Relax! Relax kasi kwentuwaan tayo dito. Oo.
03:42Oo.
03:43Saan nagpaayos ka na yan, ha?
03:44Oo.
03:46Saan ka nagpaayos?
03:48Sa ibang bansa.
03:49Talaga?
03:50Hmm.
03:50Hindi pwedeng sabihin.
03:52Hindi pwede sabihin.
03:54Hindi pwede sabihin.
03:55Bakit naman?
03:55Eh, secret lang. Lalo ka na, ingitera ka.
03:58Oo.
03:58Lahat ng gusto ko, gusto mo rin. Gusto mo gayahin.
04:01O, di ba?
04:02Kaya magbasa na lang tayo ng sulat, no?
04:04Oo.
04:04Itong sulat to ay nagmula sa isang sender.
04:07Oo.
04:08Yes, magbasa na lang tayo.
04:10Ang problema lang, hindi ako marunong magbasay.
04:12Basahin mo lang.
04:13Basahin mo lang.
04:13Sige. Ako na kasi magbabasa.
04:16Babasahin ko na.
04:18Basahin mo na.
04:18Oo. Babasahin.
04:20Naka-utuwa kasi ako dito, di ba?
04:22Malis ka dyan.
04:23Paano ako makakapagbasa?
04:25Sige, good vibes to eh.
04:26Sige, maganda to.
04:27Ayan.
04:28Yan, dyan ang pwesto ninyo.
04:29Himula na natin ang kwentulaan natin.
04:32Tiii!
04:40Uge.
04:42Mahal ko ang Pilipinas.
04:43Pero alam kong mas magiging maginhawa ang buhay ko sa ibang bansa.
04:48Pinilit ko naman pong magtrabaho sa bayan natin.
04:51Pero ang hirap talaga.
04:53Bish, ano nangyari?
04:57Eh, denied lang naman kasi ako sa US visa ko, di ba?
05:00Hindi pa ka nagtatanong sa akin, denied agad ako.
05:02Pero bakit stress na stress ka?
05:04Eh, napakahilap magtrabaho yun sa Pilipinas eh.
05:07So ano, hate mo na yung Pilipinas?
05:09Blastie, hindi ko hate ang Pilipinas.
05:11Alam mo kung ano yung hate ko?
05:14Hate ko ang traffic!
05:16Ang laki na naubos na oras natin dahil sa traffic na yan.
05:19Ma!
05:20Ma, dito na ako.
05:22Nga ba na pila sa MRT?
05:23Magta-taxi na lang ako.
05:25Ayan na yun!
05:25Okay, yun.
05:26Ba-bye.
05:26Ba-bye, ba-bye.
05:27Okay.
05:28Kuya, kuya, kuya, kuya!
05:29Kuya!
05:30Wait lang!
05:32Kuya, sa St. Matthew's Hospital po.
05:34Naku, masyadong ma-traffic doon.
05:36Tunggustin niyo ko, dagdagan niyo yung bahay din niyo.
05:38Ha?
05:38Hindi mo pwedeng metro na lang?
05:40Hindi mo, pe-pwede.
05:41Maghanap na lang mo kayo ng iba.
05:42Grabe naman to.
05:43Ang bira.
05:44Hate ko din ang polosyon.
05:46Alis ako sa bahay na fresh,
05:48pero pagdating sa trabaho natin,
05:50amoy-usok na ako.
05:53Ay!
05:54Ay!
05:55Ay!
05:55Pero ang pinaka-hate ko sa lahat
05:57ay ang mga motor.
06:00Kuya!
06:02Waisit ka, oy!
06:04Oh my God!
06:07Putik yung ano.
06:09Ako!
06:10Alam mo, yun yung mga motoristang yan, ha?
06:12Nabubwisit ako dyan, eh.
06:14Kung san-san nalang lumulusot,
06:15nabubwisit.
06:16Relax ka lang, Beshi.
06:17Motor lang yan.
06:19Ay, dahil sa mga motor na yan,
06:20tagaw mo yung itsura ko,
06:21tagaw mo yung itsura lang pa ako,
06:22diba?
06:23Puro putik, diba?
06:24Puro putik.
06:25O, ayan, o.
06:25Ayan, ayan.
06:26Kapay din lang, Beshi!
06:28Kalimakalaan dyan na siya yung mambunuan.
06:30Nurse Love, you're late.
06:32Sorry po, ma'am.
06:33Hindi na pumulit.
06:33Sobrang traffic lang po talaga kasi.
06:35Hindi na excuse saan traffic.
06:38Alam mo naman, palaging traffic.
06:40Para di ka matraffic,
06:41mag-aral ka mag-motor.
06:47Sa room 501 ang duty mo.
06:51Patient suffers a dislocated wrist.
06:54Ay, ano pong orason?
06:56Vehicular accident.
06:58Sumemp lang ang motor niya.
06:59Ako.
07:03Naku, Beshi.
07:06Mukhang di ka tiyatatantanan ng mga motor.
07:09Talaga, alam mo,
07:09pagsasabihan ko yung motoristang yan, ha?
07:12Ano, gusto mo palit nilang tayo ng patient?
07:14Hindi, hindi, hindi ako na.
07:15Pagsasabihan ko yung motoristang yan.
07:18Talaga.
07:18Good morning, love.
07:38That's your name, isn't it?
07:39Ah, yes.
07:45Love, I'm love.
07:47I'll be your nurse for today.
07:50Mr. Mason.
07:53Okay, Mr. Mason's my father.
07:56You can call me Mickey.
07:58Did Dr. Maestrado say that I was gonna, you know?
08:02Ah, um, you know, leave.
08:09Dr. Maestrado will do his rounds this afternoon,
08:12so I think it's best to ask him.
08:14It's just, you know,
08:16it sucks to be stuck in the hospital.
08:18On holiday.
08:20Well, let that be a lesson to you, Mr. Mickey.
08:23Just be careful next time.
08:25Good day, sir.
08:26Here's your breakfast.
08:28Uy.
08:28Nurse, huwagin naman ang pasyente mo.
08:30Poggy nga, mukha naman presko.
08:35So you think I'm poggy?
08:37Huh?
08:39You, you, you understand Tagalog?
08:43Opo.
08:44Pero kong tilang.
08:46Anong meaning ng presko?
08:48Ah, presko.
08:48Ah, ano, ah, presko.
08:52Presko meaning, um,
08:56it's, it's like the, it's like the climate in the U.S.
08:59It's, it's not hot like here in the Philippines.
09:02So presko means, you know, cool.
09:06Presko cool.
09:07Presko.
09:08Hmm.
09:09Excuse me.
09:11Hehehe.
09:12So you think I'm handsome and cool?
09:15Eh, I gotta go.
09:18Excuse me.
09:18Dahil inakala kong sure na akong makakakuha ng U.S. visa,
09:24nag-resign na ako sa trabaho.
09:27There you get.
09:28Uy, beshi, munod tayo ng cine later, ah.
09:31Karang mali.
09:32Hindi muna.
09:33Kailangan ko muna mag-ipon para sa re-application ko ng U.S. visa.
09:37Eh, alam mo naman, last month ko na dito, diba?
09:42Eh, ba't kasi nag-resign ka ka agad?
09:45Ano?
09:45Jackie, ako na naman.
09:47Ang late-late na naswelde natin yung mga nurse, okay?
09:50So kailangan kong mag-ipon, kailangan kong humahanap ng raket.
09:55Uh, love?
09:57Yeah.
09:57Hi.
09:58And I just wanted to say thank you for taking care of me.
10:02Dr. Magistrado said I can, I can go.
10:04You're welcome.
10:07Just be careful next time.
10:10Yeah.
10:10Uh, I know.
10:12It's just because I didn't have anyone to show me around.
10:15Um, I wish someone was there to kind of show me where to go.
10:25She's a homie style ata, yung patientin mo.
10:28Go, Natalie!
10:31Would you be able to help me?
10:32Um, sorry, sir.
10:34I'm gonna have to work.
10:37Um, consider it work then.
10:42I can pay you for your time.
10:45Beshi, answer your prayers.
10:47Eh, di ba kailangan mo ng pera?
10:49At bukang kailangan mo na ng love life.
10:51Puso, Beshi, ano na?
10:53Is it a yes?
10:54Ang haba ng here.
10:58Umayag ako, dear Uge, na maging tour guide ni Mickey.
11:02Kailangan ko ng racket at kailangan ko ng practice mag-English.
11:06Dad, ah, alis na po ako, ah.
11:09Aba, saka naman pupunta!
11:10Dad, ang taas ako, aga-aga?
11:12Saka pupunta, di ba din?
11:13Hindi, may racket lang huwa ako.
11:15Ha?
11:16Racket?
11:17Ang taas na naman, Nay.
11:18Ano ba yan?
11:19Hindi, kasi may pasyente ako.
11:21Eh, babayaran niya daw ako para itour ko siya dito sa Maynila.
11:25Eh, sayo na maki, hindi ko tatanggapin, di ba?
11:27Hindi ka ba nga kumakain, di ba?
11:29Walang time is cold, time is cold sa akin.
11:30Pwede, pwede po ba.
11:31Sit, sit, sit.
11:32Sit, sit, sit.
11:33Sit, sit, sit, sit, put down your back.
11:36Sit, sit, sit, let's go, let's go.
11:39Pasensya ka na sa mga corny kong parents.
11:42Medyo ano eh, ang patas eh, ang lada, ang patas eh.
11:45Ang sige.
11:46Aba, kakaiba ito, ah.
11:48Eh, gusto mong pala nito.
11:49Eba tayo, magkakasaya, nagkukubiato siya.
11:51Aba, matang dito.
11:52Ang sige.
11:53You want rice?
11:54You want rice?
11:55Go in it, go in it.
11:56Okay, go.
11:57Go.
11:57Go.
11:58Ay.
11:59Ay.
11:59Ay.
12:00So, so, so how's the adobo?
12:02How's the adobo?
12:03Sobrang saklap po.
12:06What?
12:07Masaklap!
12:08Masaklap pero ang lakas mong kumain.
12:10It's so delicious po.
12:12Saklap.
12:13Sobrang masaklap.
12:15Ah.
12:16Ano?
12:17Masarap.
12:18Masarap.
12:19Ah, yung ba ibig sabihin?
12:20Oo, masarap.
12:21Ah.
12:22Ah.
12:23Ah.
12:24Ah.
12:25Ah.
12:26Ah.
12:27Come on, come on, come on, eat more!
12:28Come on, come on.
12:29Eat more!
12:30Yes, yes, yes.
12:31Everything!
12:32Come on, come on, eat it!
12:33The bones!
12:34Come on, eat it!
12:35Come on, eat it!
12:36Eat it!
12:37Ah.
12:38Ah.
12:39Tagal, ah.
12:40In fairness, ah.
12:41Ah, saan ba kasi yung supercab na yan?
12:46Ang tagal, oh.
12:49Don't need a cab.
12:51I went on a motorbike.
12:53Seriyoso ka?
12:54Mmm.
12:55Ay, di ka nga na-aksidente eh.
12:56Pero nun pa yun.
12:57Kasi wala akong guide.
12:58Wala akong kasama.
12:59Uy.
13:00Wala akong helmet eh, oh.
13:01I think this is a helmet, I think.
13:02Di ka rin handa eh.
13:03It's a helmet, right?
13:04Yeah.
13:05Helmet?
13:06Yeah.
13:07Yeah.
13:08It's for your motorbike.
13:09I mean, this is for you.
13:10Wait, okay.
13:11Okay?
13:12Okay?
13:13Okay.
13:14Open...
13:15This is for you.
13:18Okay.
13:45Oh my god!
13:49Careful kasi!
13:51Ano ba?
13:53You okay?
13:55Yeah!
13:57You sure?
13:59Oo!
14:01Tignan na!
14:03Uy!
14:19Tignan na!
14:20Tignan na!
14:21Si lab!
14:23Ay!
14:24Nagam ni kilig!
14:25Tignan ni naimeng!
14:27Ay!
14:30Ay!
14:31Ay!
14:32Berto, anong naisip mo?
14:34Oo nga!
14:35Di ba dapat nasisiyahan ka sa kwentuwaan natin?
14:38At saka nakakakilig na to!
14:40Eh, gusto ko rin sana magtrabaho sa ibang bansa eh.
14:44Kaya lang, baka naman maliitin lang ako doon.
14:47Ha? Bakit ka naman mamaliitin doon?
14:50Ay, naku, naku, naku, Berto! Ha?
14:53Nandito ako, susuportahan kita dyan.
14:55Ako nga o, ang dami ng bansa napuntahan ko.
14:57Pero ni isang discrimination, hindi ko naramdaman yan, ha?
15:01Nakapunta na ako ng Sea World.
15:03Nakapunta na ako ng New York Zoo.
15:05At sa safari, nakapunta na rin ako.
15:07To never nila ako na-discriminate.
15:10In fact nga, Deroge, ang dami pa nagpa-picture sa akin doon.
15:13Tuwang-tuwa!
15:14Talaga, ha? Bwede pinauwi ka pa!
15:16Oo!
15:17Hindi ka nalang pinatira doon, no?
15:19Ang nagagandaan sa akin doon.
15:21Siyempre, imi-welcome ka doon kasi lahat ng lugar na pinuntahan mo, puro hayop!
15:26Ay!
15:27Ay ka nang malukot, Berto!
15:28Marunong ka rumispeto, ha?
15:29Ako, punong-puno na ako sa'yo, ha?
15:31Kanina ka pa, ha?
15:32Sabi ko naman kasi, good vibes lang kayo dito.
15:34Dapat na good vibes na kami ang Deroge.
15:36Kaso lang, wala sa'ng ngudo.
15:38Wala ka respeto sa akin dito, Milamadam.
15:40Kete!
15:41Wala kang respeto sa akin!
15:43O, di ba nagkakwentuwaan tayo dito?
15:46Good vibes lang tayo.
15:48Nagbabasa ako ng magandang storya, o!
15:50Nagbabasa ka ng magandang storya?
15:52Bakit hindi mo pa binabasa?
15:53Basahin mo na!
15:54Babasahin ko!
15:55Oo, basahin mo na!
15:56Now na!
15:57Bati ka pa nag-start!
15:58Umalis ka kasi dyan!
15:59Kasi dyan ka nagbabasa eh, diba?
16:00Oo!
16:01Dito na nga ako!
16:02Bakit magustong-gustong mo dito sa upo ako?
16:03Ganda ng role ko dito lagi!
16:05Oo!
16:06Diyan ka!
16:07Oo naman!
16:08Good vibes mo tayo, diba?
16:10Ay, delay ko na!
16:11Ito na, loyal viewers!
16:12Ika na malungkot!
16:13Ito na!
16:16Ah!
16:17Ah!
16:18Thank you!
16:19Thank you!
16:20Wait!
16:21Wait!
16:22Of course!
16:23Of course!
16:24Selfie!
16:25Ano pa lang pati ng mga kabayo?
16:27Ano pa naman yan?
16:29It's okay!
16:30Okay!
16:31On three!
16:32One!
16:33Two!
16:35Patingin!
16:36No, no, no!
16:37Later!
16:38Ang daya mo talaga!
16:39Ano na?
16:40Saan na tayo?
16:41So galing na tayo sa Intramuros
16:42Tapos, nalibot na rin natin yung buong luneta
16:46Ano pang gusto mo?
16:47Saan pa gusto?
16:48Well, what's next?
16:49I don't know!
16:50It's up to you!
16:51Tsaka, sana huwag naman yun sa mainit
16:55Kasi ba sana yung kilikili ko eh!
16:57If you want my mall dyan, wanna get anything?
17:00Uh, yeah!
17:02But, ayoko pumunta ng mall
17:05Maganda kasi yung mga tourist locations na pinuntahan natin
17:09I wanna explore
17:11The real Manila
17:13Ha?
17:14Ano pa klase experience ang gusto mo?
17:16Eh, lahat ng mga nasikat na napuntahan na natin eh
17:19Napuntahan na natin, oh!
17:20Saan ko pa gusto pumunta?
17:22Ano experience pang Manila-Manila na yan? Ano?
17:24I wanna explore
17:26Akang bahala
17:29Iyan na nga
17:33Hi!
17:34Hello po!
17:35See you there!
17:36Hi po!
17:37I'm moist ko!
17:58b societies
18:03So do you have tried?
18:06Divid the foundation
18:08Watchamer下
18:09Atand began
18:10tumb Đít
18:12ith
18:13Wait
18:18To me
18:19Or
18:21I
18:22Did
18:23Ve
18:25To me
18:27You know, I'm always...
18:57I'm so surprised that Filipinos always find something to smile about.
19:03Well, actually, it's probably the same thing that Filipinos are.
19:07Even if you have a problem, we'll have to laugh.
19:12Okay.
19:14I have a question for you.
19:17Are you Filipino?
19:20Because I never see you smile.
19:23Smile man, John.
19:27Okay.
19:29Okay.
19:30I'll tell you.
19:31You're American.
19:33Because the American people often talk to Boracay.
19:36Why do you choose here in Manila?
19:39It's like this.
19:41It's a trap.
19:42Oh, I'm happy here in Manila.
19:45I feel at home.
19:48But the Filipinos have strong family values.
19:53So, you know, they're always so heartwarming and hospitable.
19:59Just like my Yaya Aurora.
20:02Eh, suerte ka.
20:05Suerte ako?
20:08Oh, naman.
20:10Filipinos have strong family values.
20:13You still live with your parents.
20:16Habang ako, every Thanksgiving ko lang si nakaasama.
20:20Filipinos really put a big emphasis on being close to one another.
20:27Yan ang tinuro sa akin ng Yaya ko si...
20:31Yaya Aurora.
20:33Yungkasue.
20:35I'm sorry.
20:37Kaya suerte ka.
20:39Balot!
20:40Balot!
20:41Balot!
20:42Balot!
20:43Balot!
20:44Balot!
20:45Balot!
20:46Balot!
20:47Ayan o.
20:48Tama na i-speech mo, ha?
20:49Alam kong gutong ka na.
20:50Saka hindi makukompleto ang trip mo
20:52kung hindi mo matitikman ang balot.
20:54Wait up.
20:55Ay!
20:56Heli na kayo!
20:57Excuse me po!
20:58Sukay!
20:59Sukay!
21:00Sukay!
21:01Pwede mo pang papili po ng balot?
21:03Balot!
21:04Balot!
21:05Ilang balot?
21:06Dalawang balot!
21:07What's balot?
21:08Ha?
21:09Balot?
21:10Huh?
21:11You don't know balot?
21:14English?
21:15Foreigner.
21:16Foreigner.
21:17American, yes.
21:18I know everything.
21:19Balot is Filipino.
21:22Tama, tama.
21:23Yes.
21:24Filipino.
21:25Snack, snack.
21:26Snack.
21:27Snack.
21:28Street food.
21:29Street food.
21:30It's an egg with...
21:32Sabaw.
21:33And with chicken.
21:36Chicken?
21:37Chicken.
21:38Ah.
21:39Chicken.
21:40So that it will help the...
21:43Sabaw?
21:44Puro ka naman sabaw eh.
21:46At Tuhod.
21:47To be strong.
21:50What's...
21:51What's Tuhod?
21:52Tuhod?
21:53Help me!
21:54May?
21:55For example, you are a man.
21:56Is she okay?
21:57Is she okay?
21:58Is she okay?
21:59Is she okay?
22:00And she's a girl.
22:01And for example, they have a...
22:05Happy!
22:06Yeah, they're just together.
22:08Ah, like in a marriage?
22:10Honeymoon!
22:11Honeymoon!
22:12Honey...
22:13Honey...
22:14Honey...
22:15Honey...
22:16Honey...
22:17Honey...
22:18Honey...
22:19Honey...
22:20Are you sure?
22:21Yes.
22:22This is a big commitment.
22:23After you enjoy...
22:24I think...
22:25You pay.
22:26Okay, okay, okay.
22:27Talk.
22:28Game, game.
22:29You wanna try it?
22:30Yes.
22:31Let's crack it like that.
22:32One, two...
22:33Boom.
22:34Ballot is like a stone!
22:35Okay.
22:38Ballot is so hard!
23:04I'm sorry.
23:05Too fast?
23:06Yeah.
23:07Okay.
23:08Okay.
23:09Okay.
23:10Um...
23:11I didn't mean...
23:12to disrespect you.
23:13No, no, no.
23:14No, no, no, no.
23:15I'm sorry.
23:16Too fast?
23:17Yeah.
23:18Okay.
23:19Okay.
23:20Um...
23:21Uh-huh.
23:22I didn't mean...
23:23to disrespect you.
23:24Okay.
23:25Yeah.
23:26Okay.
23:27Um...
23:29Uh-huh.
23:30I-I didn't mean...
23:32I didn't mean to disrespect you, um...
23:37Well, if you're American girls,
23:40it's okay for them, but for me it's not normal.
23:44It's just that I'm leaving to the U.S. soon, and...
23:49Before I leave, I wanted to...
23:52I wanted you to know that...
23:55you're late.
23:57Excuse me!
23:59We don't have to know what we're doing,
24:01so don't let me tell you what I'm doing, okay?
24:05Wait!
24:07Wait, why are you mad?
24:10I said I love you!
24:13Excuse me!
24:15Excuse me!
24:17You said I love you!
24:19I love you!
24:21It's not I love you!
24:25I love you is...
24:27Wait, wait, wait...
24:28Mahal kita!
24:30Maalad ka!
24:31It's salty!
24:32Like this!
24:34Salty!
24:38Sorry!
24:39Better luck next time!
24:41Let's go!
24:43Balon!
24:44Penon!
24:45Balon!
24:46Penon!
24:47Ito naman!
24:55Love!
24:56Yun na rin yun, di ba?
24:57Yun na rin yun eh!
24:58Huh?
24:59Hindi lang kasi magka-entindihan eh.
25:01Bakit naman kasi?
25:03Ayun!
25:04Perto!
25:05Anggapin mo na yan!
25:06Perto!
25:07Baka gusto mong uminom ng soft drinks.
25:09Pwede, sige, salamat.
25:10Sige na, tanggapin mo na!
25:13Nabinay ka rin.
25:18Nabinay?
25:19Tiroga!
25:20Ano ba yan?
25:21Ano ba yan?
25:23Bakit?
25:24I'm so sorry.
25:25Nanggugulat ka kasi!
25:27Oo, ano ba yun?
25:28Gusto ka bang bilhin?
25:29Soft drinks sana.
25:30Inaubos na yun.
25:31Ito may natira ba?
25:33Hindi ba ni Ate?
25:34Okay.
25:35Dalawang mamon na lang.
25:36Sige, dalawang mamon daw.
25:37Pasensya ka na.
25:38Bakit ka ba kasi nanggugulat?
25:39Nagugulat.
25:40Magong plancha to, Tiroga.
25:41Oo.
25:42Ay, kasi naman natin ugig.
25:43May date kami ng Babe Hercules.
25:45Ay!
25:46Ay!
25:47Ay!
25:48Ay!
25:49Ay, sorry!
25:50I'm sorry!
25:51Masama na naman ako, di ba?
25:52I'm sorry, naku.
25:53Bakit naman?
25:54Nagulat ka rin ba?
25:55Oo, Ate kasi...
25:56Ay!
25:57Sandali!
25:58Kanina pa yun!
25:59Ba't ngayon ka lang nagugulat?
26:00Kasi ma...
26:01Litre!
26:02Ay!
26:03Diba yun?
26:04Tama na yan.
26:05Kanina pa sumusobra ka.
26:06Napaka OA mo na, ha?
26:07Ay!
26:08Nabasa si Beth!
26:09Maghubad ka!
26:10Maghubad ka!
26:11Sandali!
26:12Sandali!
26:13Ako unang nabasa!
26:14Ako unang maghubad!
26:16Oo!
26:17Hindi, okay na yan!
26:18Oo!
26:19Pwede na yan!
26:20Ganyan!
26:21Babe!
26:22Babe, dali ako!
26:23Okay!
26:24Oo!
26:25Pwede na yan!
26:26Ang ganda!
26:27Oo!
26:28Oo!
26:29Oo!
26:30Oo!
26:31Ito naman!
26:32Dede!
26:33Dede!
26:34Dede!
26:35Ako ako tutulungan ako!
26:36Baka magpulmonar!
26:37Ano ako!
26:38Naku!
26:39Baka magkasakit ka!
26:40Baka ang gagawin mo?
26:41Anong gagawin mo?
26:42Magpunas!
26:43Wala ka bang pamalit?
26:44Wala ko eh!
26:45Okay lang!
26:46Baka na magpalit!
26:47Ang sexy mo pala babe!
26:48Anong gagawin nyo ba dito?
26:49Ba't nandito kayo?
26:50Eh may date kami ng Baby Hercules ko, Mami!
26:51Ah!
26:52May date kayo!
26:53Mabuti naman!
26:54Ito nga!
26:55Aking variety store ang napili!
26:56Oo naman dito eh!
26:57The best yung variety store!
26:58Anong the best?
26:59Katsipan ito!
27:00Ikaw talang mercy ha!
27:01Hindi ka talaga na nagigising sa kabuangan mo na yan ha!
27:04Dito ka lang mapapunta ha!
27:06Ha!
27:07Sa payatot na ito!
27:08Anong papakain sa'yo nito?
27:09Ha!
27:10At ito lang kaya diroge!
27:11Dito lang!
27:12Aray!
27:13Aray ko naman!
27:14Excuse me!
27:15Tumayo kasi kayo!
27:16Oo!
27:17Laki sa ikaw ang babaengkaw ha!
27:18Ba't dito ka sa payatot na to!
27:19Anong may bigay sa'yo nito na future ha!
27:21Sandali nga!
27:24Sabi mo ang cheap-cheap!
27:25At saka mabuti nga dito sila pumupunta!
27:27Masaya kasi dito!
27:28Good vibes dito!
27:29Ikaw lang naman ang negative dito eh!
27:31At saka ang yabang-yabang mo!
27:33Madami kang pera!
27:34Mayamang ka!
27:35Eh wala kang ang binibili kahit isa!
27:37Naku!
27:38At saglit-saglit!
27:39Alam ko na yung gagawin mo na yan!
27:40Ako na!
27:41Ako na!
27:42Doon pa ang gusto mo?
27:43One!
27:44Ito pa ang gusto mo?
27:45Two!
27:46Ito pa ang gusto mo?
27:47Three!
27:48Ito pa!
27:49Ito pa!
27:50Ito pa!
27:52Okay ka na?
27:53Ituloy ko na ako!
27:54Ituloy mo na pagbasa dyan!
27:55Ituloy ko na!
27:56Pinsa mo na!
27:57Magaling ah!
27:58Basapa mo!
27:59Okay!
28:00Patuyuin mo pa!
28:01Basapa!
28:02Tuloy na natin!
28:05Pesh!
28:06Sinampal mo siya?
28:07Uy!
28:08Nakanguso eh!
28:09Pesh!
28:10Diba sabi mo nakirade-away ka lang?
28:11So nagka-moment kayo diba?
28:13Ay kung nakirade-away siya eh!
28:15Hindi ko carry yun!
28:16Okay!
28:17Beshi!
28:18Ang tanong ah!
28:19May feelings ka ba?
28:21Hindi ka ba sumagot ng maalat ka din?
28:26Wait!
28:29Alam mo lang huwag ka ng pakipot!
28:31Diba gusto mo pumunta ng US?
28:32Siya na yung tiket mo para maging isang US citizen!
28:35Wait!
28:36Jackie!
28:38Hindi ako manggagamit!
28:39Okay?
28:41Nang kikikil na talaga ako!
28:43Ano ba?
28:44Ay ma'am!
28:45Ano'y mabinuan?
28:46Ma'am!
28:47Diyos eh ma'am!
28:48Ma'am!
28:49Ang ganda naman ang hair mo!
28:50I love it!
28:51You look so good today!
28:54A-amining ko dear Uge!
28:56Nagkakagusto na nga ako kay Mickey!
28:58Pero parang hindi tama nasagutin ko siya
29:00para lang mapadali ang pagpunta ko sa Amerika!
29:03Gusto ko pa din matupad ang pangarap ko
29:05sa sarili kong pagsisikap!
29:09Next!
29:10Ha?
29:13So,
29:14what's your reason to go to America?
29:19Because I love Mickey!
29:22You love...
29:23You love Mickey?
29:24Mouse!
29:28I love Mickey Mouse!
29:29I wanna go to Disneyland!
29:32Disneyland?
29:36Nagulat ako dear Uge na approve na ang US visa ko!
29:39Pero mas nagulat ako na sinabi kong mahal ko si Mickey!
29:47Mom! Dad!
29:48Oh!
29:49Oh!
29:50Haba!
29:51Haba!
29:53Anak!
29:54Saka nalak!
29:55May surprise ako sa inyo!
29:56Surprise!
29:57Ano-ano!
29:58May USB sa na ako!
29:59Wow!
30:01Wow!
30:02I'm so happy for you anak!
30:03Wow!
30:04Ha!
30:05It's like a relationship.
30:06Really great news.
30:08Where are you from?
30:10Yes.
30:11She was here before.
30:12Because she knew she was here.
30:13She was back to the U.S.
30:15Yes.
30:16When she was back,
30:17Hey!
30:18Mickey!
30:19She's going to be a tour guide in America.
30:21Jesus!
30:23I'd love to be your tour guide when you're there.
30:25Love.
30:26Love.
30:27Hey!
30:28Hey!
30:29Wait a minute!
30:30It's hard for me.
30:31Honey!
30:32I'll invite them.
30:33We're here.
30:34We're here.
30:35We're here.
30:36Let's go.
30:37So I should go.
30:38You're leaving?
30:39Yeah.
30:40I just dropped by to say
30:41that I'm sorry.
30:43And I have to actually catch my flight now.
30:45I hope to see you soon.
30:49Love.
30:54Wait.
30:55Before you leave,
30:56I want to say something.
30:59You're late.
31:01Really?
31:07Maalat din kita.
31:09Sa oras na yon, dear Uge,
31:10kahit wala pa ako sa Amerika,
31:12sobrang saya ko na.
31:14Pero hindi din ang tagalang happiness ko noon
31:16dahil sa sunod na sinabi ni Mickey.
31:18I'm so happy na magbabakasyon ka sa U.S.
31:23Actually, sasabay din ako sa'yo
31:25pagbalik mo dito sa Pilipinas.
31:27Pagbalik?
31:28Yeah.
31:29I wanna live here in Manila.
31:32Gusto kong ipapa-tour guide kita.
31:36We can go sa Baguio, Bahol, Iloilo.
31:41You know, gimanas island.
31:42I heard they have...
31:44Paano yan, dear Uge?
31:45Ang laman ng puso ko ay Pilipinas ang gusto.
31:48Habang ako, Amerika ang pinapangarap.
31:51Toto nga, dear Uge,
31:52na mahirap ang long-distance relationship.
31:54Lalo na kung ang pangarap ng BF mo
31:55ay manirahan sa bansang
31:56matagal mo ng pinangarap na iwan.
31:58Kaya hindi nag-work out ang relationship namin.
32:00Naghiwalay rin kami ni Mickey.
32:01Hello, ana!
32:02Hello, ana!
32:03Hello, ana!
32:04Ako, gusto ka na dyan?
32:05Ito, miss na miss ko na ho kayo.
32:06Di bali, kapag naging regular na ho ako sa trabaho,
32:08ay isi ko na ho yung mga petisyon ninyo.
32:12Buna, di ba halang?
32:13Ang hindi nag-work out ang
32:23relationship namin,
32:23naghiwalay rin kami ni Mickey.
32:24Hello, ana!
32:25Kapag gusto ka na dyan?
32:26Ito, miss na miss ko na ho kayo.
32:27Di bali, kapag naging regular na ho ako sa trabaho,
32:28ay isi ko na ho yung mga petisyon ninyo.
32:30Basta, ana ka,
32:31wag mo kaming alalahanin ng mami mo.
32:33Okay kami dito sa Pinas.
32:35Ang importante,
32:36alalahanin mo palagi ang sarili mo.
32:38Hindi maa meaning?
32:39Tama.
32:40Eh, syempre, mas magiging masaya ho ako kapag nandito kayo.
32:44Lukot-lukot kaya ng buhay dito.
32:46Ah, anak, alam ko na.
32:49Tawagan mo si Mickey.
32:51Magandang may kakilala ka dyan para mabawasan naman yung pagkahungsik mo.
32:55Yung mga kaibigan ho ako dito.
32:56At sya ka yung mga katrabaho ko, puro Pinoy yung mga yun.
32:59Pero iba pa rin yung may kakilala ka dyan na dyan mismo lumaki.
33:03Dad, okay lang ho talaga ako. Promise.
33:05Ah, sige po, baka nandiyan na yung in-order kong pizza.
33:11Pizza? Bakit pizza?
33:13Hindi nakakainin mo? Pizza lang? Hindi kakakain ng kanin?
33:16Ba't di ka magluto ng adobo?
33:17Bababaan mo, babaan mo konti.
33:19Bakit di ka magluto ng adobo?
33:21Eh, wala na ako kung tayo magluto. Sige po, text ko na lang kayo.
33:25I love you! I love you! I love you!
33:27Mama, I love you too, ha?
33:29I love you! Ikaw talaga!
33:31Halika na! Exercise na tayo!
33:33Okay, sige po, bye! Love you! Bye!
33:38Bye!
33:47Um, how much for the pizza?
33:49I don't have pizza.
34:04But I have adobo.
34:08Miki?
34:10Halo.
34:12Sari ga in Nava.
34:16I went to the Philippines, but...
34:19It wasn't the same with Aliyah.
34:22Okay, I've been looking for now.
34:28But Philippines is your home.
34:34Home is where the heart is.
34:36And you have my heart.
34:44And you have my heart.
34:47So my home is wherever you are.
34:53Love.
34:54Love.
34:55Maalat ka.
34:56Maalat ka.
35:00Maalat yun kita.
35:12Loyal viewers, kasama natin ngayon dito sa OGE Variety Store.
35:15Ang sweet-sweet nila.
35:16Love!
35:17Welcome!
35:18Hi!
35:19Hello!
35:20Hello!
35:21Hello!
35:22Hello!
35:23Hello!
35:24Welcome!
35:25Kailangan ba gano'n na tayo ngayon?
35:26Hindi naman po, shadow.
35:27Ang kasino naman galing sa America.
35:30Kamusta naman sa America?
35:31It's okay naman po.
35:32Yes po.
35:33Sobrang sayang po.
35:35Sayang?
35:36I meant...
35:37I meant...
35:38Sobrang saya.
35:40Sige, sayang.
35:41Saya.
35:42Masaya.
35:43Masaya.
35:44Right, right.
35:45Super saya.
35:46Super fun!
35:48Yes!
35:49It's more fun like that?
35:50Yes.
35:51Oo, yeah.
35:52So, kamusta?
35:53Ano yung mga bagayong bagbalita ba?
35:54So, dito na ba kayo?
35:55Ano bang mangyayari?
35:56Iinimbitan nga po namin kayo sa kasal namin.
35:58Oo.
35:59Ah!
36:00Pero...
36:01Kasi mahirap kung ikakasal kayo sa America.
36:03Hindi kami makakarating.
36:04Mahirap kumuha ng visa.
36:06Masakit madenay.
36:07Oo.
36:08Oo.
36:09Don't worry.
36:10Kasi dito na nga buhay mo mamalagi.
36:11Yes, yes.
36:12Ah!
36:13Dito na rin ka ikakasal!
36:14Ayun naman pala.
36:15Pesis kami ni Love.
36:16Ah!
36:17Yun malinaw na.
36:18Yes, yes.
36:19Hindi na kayo babalik sa America.
36:21Babalik na rin.
36:22Pero...
36:23Yes.
36:24Halapon.
36:25Pero kahit saan pa kayo, makarating.
36:29Basta magkasama kayo.
36:31Of course.
36:32And you love each other.
36:33Basta masaya kayo.
36:34At saka siyempre, mas masaya dito talaga sa Pilipinas.
36:37It's more fun in the Philippines.
36:39At siyempre, tuwing linggo, pinakamasaya dito sa...
36:42Dear Game!
36:44Bye!
36:47Ayun, congratulations, Eleta!
36:51Ah, ano yun?
36:52Alam ko lang kung paano makapunta ng Amerika.
36:53Oh, paano?
36:54Kailangan, makapangasawa ko ng Amerikana.
36:56Ah!
36:57Ayun!
36:58Berto, may alam ko.
37:00Matutulungan kita diyan.
37:01Walang magagalit.
37:02Walang magagalit.
37:03Sure.
37:04Paano, paano?
37:05Sure.
37:06U.S. citizen din ako.
37:07Pakakatulong ako sa'yo.
37:08Pakasalan mo lang ako.
37:09Hoy!
37:10Ah...
37:11May kaibigan po na gusto makapangasawa ng Amerikana.
37:14Ah, talaga?
37:15Sino siya?
37:16Circules.
37:17Di ba?
37:18Ita, Katie.
37:19Ita, Katie.
37:20Ah, di ba ayaw mo maki-mercy para sa'kin?
37:22Pakasalan mo na lang ako.
37:23No!
37:24No!
37:25No!
37:26No!
37:27No!
37:28No!
37:30No!
37:31Paano kung siya na lang ang lalaki sa mundo?
37:33Paano kung siya na lang ang lalaki sa mundo?
37:35Siya na lang ang lalaki sa mundo?
37:36Okay lang.
37:37Okay lang.
37:38Okay lang yan.
37:39Okay.
37:40Love is other na malang sabi.
37:41Okay lang.
37:42Okay lang.
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