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00:00:00The answers to your math final are hidden somewhere on my body.
00:00:19Find them.
00:00:30If you want to, you shouldn't have to think that hard.
00:00:38It could be rocks and it could be blue.
00:00:41It could be anything, anything.
00:00:44And I heard about revocation.
00:00:48Cause it's hard on the TV station.
00:00:51It came down, down, down.
00:00:55Down, down, down, down.
00:00:58The one you died for.
00:01:00Oh!
00:01:02Oh!
00:01:04Oh!
00:01:06Oh!
00:01:08Oh!
00:01:10Oh!
00:01:12It comes down, down, down
00:01:29That you got it all
00:01:31Dear Boney D, here are your test results
00:01:55Well, should there be a prayer or something?
00:01:59Quiet, you
00:02:00Todd, you okay?
00:02:03Piece of cake
00:02:03We can do this
00:02:05All right, okay, let's go
00:02:10On three
00:02:12One
00:02:14One
00:02:15Two
00:02:16One
00:02:17Two
00:02:18Three
00:02:20Are we happy?
00:02:30Yes
00:02:31Favorite?
00:02:34Man, you're really silly
00:02:35I don't believe you
00:02:41Perfect score
00:02:42Oh, man
00:02:43You got perfect scores
00:02:44I guess I test well
00:02:49Yes
00:02:51So you know what this means, don't you?
00:02:56Big screw up at SAP Central?
00:02:58For your refills?
00:02:59No
00:03:00We could all be in Boston together
00:03:02Ooh
00:03:03Would you like that?
00:03:06Me and you?
00:03:08Boston?
00:03:09Alone?
00:03:10Mm-hmm
00:03:11Sounds a little hectic
00:03:13How come you never return my calls?
00:03:25Mm-hmm
00:03:25Okay
00:03:26All right, just close your textbooks
00:03:35Ladies and gentlemen
00:03:37Calculus is not for wimps
00:03:41Twenty-eight percent of you did not pass the midterm
00:03:44Mr. Toffio
00:03:47Shook the dust out of your skull
00:03:49Mr. Buchanan
00:03:51I've seen squirrels score higher on tests
00:03:54True story
00:03:55Mr. Faber
00:03:56Knock it off, you're making everybody look bad
00:04:00Mr. Boomer
00:04:05You were flying high, did you hit an air pocket?
00:04:13Excuse me, Mr. Mueller
00:04:14Did you fall asleep at the controls?
00:04:17Is there terrorism involved?
00:04:21You're going down in flames
00:04:22See me after class
00:04:23Don't forget
00:04:26Got your parents signed, though
00:04:27I'm going to turn them to me
00:04:29You know the drill
00:04:30Have a nice day
00:04:32You wanted to see me, Mr. Mueller?
00:04:44Oh, you can take your form back
00:04:47I won't be recommending you for Harvard
00:04:48What?
00:04:51Mr. Mueller, it was one bad grade
00:04:5317,000 excellent students apply there every year
00:04:5686% don't get in
00:04:58You do the math
00:04:59But up until now, I've had great grades
00:05:01Up until now, it's been little league
00:05:03Look, I'll try harder
00:05:06I'll bring my grade up
00:05:07Yeah, well
00:05:08I want to hold my breath
00:05:10Close the door anyway, huh?
00:05:14What?
00:05:15You're welcome
00:05:16I'mVERIAL
00:05:18Good
00:05:31What?
00:05:32Look how
00:05:36Good one.
00:06:06Sorry.
00:06:09Sometimes you just gotta scream, you know?
00:06:13I know how you feel.
00:06:27How's that?
00:06:31Miss?
00:06:36Miss?
00:06:38Hi you guys, isn't this great?
00:06:42Another Kim O'Brien Halloween extravaganza?
00:06:46Two rules are no beer, no dough, no sex.
00:06:52You know, I just have to say there's beers in the fridge.
00:06:54You know, I just have to say, there's beers in the fridge.
00:06:58Of course, those are the three selling points that got us.
00:07:00I'm going to go say hi to Jen.
00:07:02Remember, we must dance.
00:07:04Don't forget.
00:07:05I'll see you later.
00:07:06See you.
00:07:06Bye.
00:07:11Hewlett, super tonight, Kim.
00:07:14Aw, thanks.
00:07:17Oh, my God, Brad, Tanya.
00:07:20Oh, here it is.
00:07:22Super.
00:07:23I said super.
00:07:25Yes, you did.
00:07:26I don't know what's the matter with me.
00:07:27Every time I get around a girl I like, I turn into Greg Brady with better hair.
00:07:41I want to dance.
00:07:41Yes, yes.
00:07:43Okay.
00:07:43Great.
00:07:44Oh, God.
00:07:45I want to dance.
00:08:02I've got your picture, I've got your picture
00:08:04I've been reading them all I've been saying
00:08:06I'm a doctor, to read the picture
00:08:09So I can look at you from the side of the world
00:08:12There.
00:08:17Oh, yeah.
00:08:20Wait, why are we coming to these things again?
00:08:22Oh, I don't know, I guess.
00:08:25To appreciate it more when we're alone.
00:08:29Mr. Smooth.
00:08:32Oh, let's go up to the park this day
00:08:33I want to show you.
00:08:35Come on.
00:08:35No, no.
00:08:36Come on.
00:08:37Don't be, oh, don't smile.
00:08:45So?
00:08:47So, how about another poem?
00:08:50Okay.
00:08:51Okay.
00:08:51Are you still cold?
00:08:52I mean, if you are, we could go back.
00:08:54Oh, no, no, no, this is nice.
00:08:56It's, um...
00:08:58I mean...
00:09:00What are you doing?
00:09:17I'm ready.
00:09:18What?
00:09:19I thought that...
00:09:20You've...
00:09:21Todd!
00:09:22You know...
00:09:24I'm sorry.
00:09:26Just...
00:09:26Let's go.
00:09:31Help!
00:09:36Paul!
00:09:38Oh, there you are.
00:09:41I have to put this over you.
00:09:44Wait, don't.
00:09:45Oh, thank God.
00:09:52I can't talk now.
00:09:52I'm being chased by a nun.
00:09:53Drive!
00:09:54Oh, no, no, no!
00:09:55Oh, no, no!
00:10:00So you weren't cursed anymore?
00:10:07No.
00:10:08Mission scrubbed.
00:10:09What happened?
00:10:11I pulled out a condom.
00:10:13I thought they wanted us to use condoms.
00:10:15No, I mean I pulled it out too early.
00:10:19There's a time limit?
00:10:21Yeah, so...
00:10:23101.7.
00:10:25Next, Boston.
00:10:27Ah yes, another exciting evening in South.
00:10:37Did you see that?
00:10:39Yeah.
00:10:41Are you insane?
00:10:43Probably.
00:10:45At least we'll have something to do.
00:10:53Wow, look at that.
00:10:55Yeah, a 66 Corvette Stinger.
00:11:01Hi, you need some help?
00:11:03You guys cool?
00:11:05Yeah.
00:11:09We're cool.
00:11:11Yeah.
00:11:13Oh wait, you're the guy from the reservoir.
00:11:15Yeah.
00:11:17Hi, you wanna hop in?
00:11:19Thanks.
00:11:21What reservoir?
00:11:23Is there a reservoir I'm supposed to know?
00:11:25Shh.
00:11:27What kind of asshole doesn't carry a spare time?
00:11:31Um, I don't know.
00:11:33I think it was your rhetorical question.
00:11:37Thanks for stopping.
00:11:39I'm Vicki.
00:11:41Hi, I'm Todd.
00:11:43This is Faber.
00:11:45Hey!
00:11:47This got to be just about the neatest car.
00:11:49Yeah, well, it's my husband's.
00:11:51If you're cold, there's a jacket back there that you can wear.
00:11:53Oh yeah, thanks.
00:11:55Oh yeah, thanks.
00:11:57Wait.
00:11:58Can we take you anywhere?
00:11:59No.
00:12:00No.
00:12:01No.
00:12:02No.
00:12:03Wait.
00:12:04No.
00:12:05No.
00:12:06No.
00:12:07No.
00:12:08No.
00:12:09No.
00:12:10No.
00:12:11No.
00:12:12No.
00:12:13No.
00:12:14No.
00:12:15No.
00:12:16No.
00:12:17No.
00:12:18No.
00:12:19No.
00:12:20No.
00:12:21No.
00:12:22Can we take you anywhere?
00:12:23Where you going?
00:12:27Nowhere.
00:12:28Nowhere.
00:12:29Haha.
00:12:30Me too.
00:12:32Nowhere.
00:12:35Your wife?
00:12:41Hey, what are you doing?
00:12:44Oh, nice, dan.
00:12:47Any love?
00:12:49I'm telling you.
00:12:50This is not right. There's something very weird going on here.
00:12:54If by weird you mean that we're hanging out with a gorgeously stunning woman, then yes, this is weird.
00:12:57Exactly.
00:13:02Well, we're sending a tow truck in about an hour.
00:13:06Oh, great. Excellent.
00:13:12So were you guys just out cruising tonight?
00:13:15We were down at the beach.
00:13:17We were in a shindig.
00:13:19Shindig.
00:13:21Shindig, when did you start channeling Dick Clark?
00:13:24I don't usually say shindig. It's just...
00:13:27He doesn't.
00:13:29I don't think I ever said shindig.
00:13:31He hasn't. I can vouch for him.
00:13:35You want to order some food or something and we'll drive you over later?
00:13:40Oh, um, yeah. Yeah.
00:13:46Peggy.
00:13:47So, uh, what does one do at these shindigs? It's kind of been a while for me.
00:13:54A lot of anxiety.
00:13:57Rejection.
00:13:57That's super.
00:13:58Are you okay?
00:14:02Ice cream headache.
00:14:05He gets them all the time.
00:14:06Oh, um, I'm sorry. I just love ice cream. I haven't had it in ages.
00:14:14Oh, um, I'm sorry. I just love ice cream. I haven't had it in ages.
00:14:22So, Vicki, what do you do?
00:14:31Oh, um, I'm kind of between things right now.
00:14:35Music, studying, sculpting.
00:14:42Sculpting?
00:14:43Yeah, it's mostly metal work. Kind of a hobby of mine.
00:14:48Cool.
00:14:51Yes.
00:14:52Yes.
00:14:54He did it!
00:14:56Great. Let's go.
00:15:00Aww.
00:15:01Sorry, man.
00:15:05And 11 cents. Thank you.
00:15:07Thanks.
00:15:08Shouldn't you at least, like, let us get the tip or something, please?
00:15:11If you want to.
00:15:13Uh, 25, 25.
00:15:14About 275.
00:15:17Ooh, two. She dusted you.
00:15:20Math degree, University of Vermont. Very useful.
00:15:23Math degree.
00:15:36So, do you know anything about calculus?
00:15:40Yeah.
00:15:44See, I think this midterm, and if I don't pass this course, my life is basically over.
00:15:52Oh, come on. I'm sure that's not true.
00:15:56Oh, it's true.
00:15:58Jeez, Todd. I could help you with calculus.
00:16:00Todd!
00:16:01Woo!
00:16:02Uh, sorry, guys.
00:16:04Uh, squirrel.
00:16:06Squirrel.
00:16:06Squirrel.
00:16:19Oh, here he is.
00:16:21You need us to follow you or anything?
00:16:24Oh, it's...
00:16:25No, I'm fine.
00:16:27I'm really...
00:16:28I was really having a bad night there for a while.
00:16:33It's you.
00:16:35You're...
00:16:36Anyway.
00:16:39I should go.
00:16:41Thanks for all your help.
00:16:43Bye, Faber.
00:16:44Bye.
00:16:45Bye.
00:16:46Bye.
00:16:46Bye.
00:16:46Bye.
00:16:46Bye.
00:16:46Bye.
00:16:51Amazing.
00:17:00Totally amazing.
00:17:05Vicky!
00:17:09Look, um...
00:17:10About calculus?
00:17:13You think I could get some help?
00:17:16Uh...
00:17:17I...
00:17:18Please, look.
00:17:18I don't have much time left.
00:17:20You'd be saving my life.
00:17:23Uh...
00:17:23I'll think about it.
00:17:26Yeah?
00:17:27Great.
00:17:28Thanks.
00:17:30Oh, hey.
00:17:30You call me.
00:17:31I'm listed.
00:17:32Last name's Boomer.
00:17:33Two O's.
00:17:34Okay.
00:17:37Good night.
00:17:44Boomer with two O's.
00:17:46As in moron.
00:17:47Yeah, as in moron.
00:17:48What?
00:17:49Trick or treat?
00:18:14Where the hell were you?
00:18:16No.
00:18:36Kinda late, isn't it?
00:18:39Why are you still up?
00:18:41Not the best day of your academic career.
00:18:46I mean, I don't...
00:18:49I don't know what to say.
00:18:52I'm disappointed.
00:18:54I'm...
00:18:54I'm angry.
00:18:56And I'm sad.
00:18:58I'm sad that the one thing you've worked so hard for...
00:19:00It's just...
00:19:01It's just...
00:19:02It's just slipping right through your fingers.
00:19:05That is just...
00:19:06Let me finish.
00:19:10We've worked so hard for this thing.
00:19:12And Harvard is...
00:19:13It's there.
00:19:14You know?
00:19:15On a platter.
00:19:15It's just waiting for you.
00:19:16And you're just...
00:19:17You're just blowing it.
00:19:19I know.
00:19:20That's why I should get a tutor.
00:19:21So I'm just gonna...
00:19:22What'd you say?
00:19:26Yeah, Dad, I gotta kick ass on this course, right?
00:19:28I should get some help.
00:19:29You're...
00:19:30You're gonna get a tutor?
00:19:33That's great.
00:19:34That is great.
00:19:35I-I'll help you get one.
00:19:37Oh, you know what?
00:19:37Actually, I've got it taken care of.
00:19:39I-I-I...
00:19:48You...
00:19:48Hi, thanks for meeting me here, the answers to your math final?
00:20:18Are hidden somewhere on my body, find them.
00:20:29That's my wife, punk!
00:20:48What is this, olive loaf?
00:20:51Yes, Weasel, this is olive.
00:20:54Cake.
00:20:59Well, finally hit the wall with my mom.
00:21:03She drives me insane.
00:21:04I'm gonna move out to that cabin and back.
00:21:07Cabin?
00:21:08Faber, that's not a cabin, that's a tool shed.
00:21:10You realize this?
00:21:11You'll be sleeping with weed be gone.
00:21:13Banana?
00:21:18So, um, have we spoken to Kirsten?
00:21:23No.
00:21:24Oh, but, uh, guess who called?
00:21:29She called.
00:21:30She called.
00:21:31Who called?
00:21:33Nobody.
00:21:34Um, I was thinking about the other night.
00:21:44Oh, yeah, me too.
00:21:46I'm sorry about that.
00:21:47No, no, I'm sorry.
00:21:48I think I overreacted a little bit.
00:21:51Oh, no, everything's cool.
00:21:53Really?
00:21:54I guess I just need a little more time, you know?
00:22:01Time is good.
00:22:03But, um, hey, not too much time, okay?
00:22:23Time is good.
00:22:24Yeah, I'm sorry, I forgot.
00:22:25That's all right.
00:22:26Exactly.
00:22:27I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:22:28I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:22:31What, uh, I just need a littleять?
00:22:36Hmm.
00:22:38No!
00:22:43Aha!
00:22:48Hm.
00:22:49Ah!
00:22:50Huh!
00:22:51But that is what therapy is for.
00:23:02No, Alan, I disagree.
00:23:05I think it does qualify as a cult.
00:23:10I'll get it.
00:23:11I got it.
00:23:19Hello.
00:23:19Hi. Mr. Boomer?
00:23:22Yes. Whatever it is you're selling, I'll buy or give generously to.
00:23:29Actually, I'm Todd's tutor, Vicki.
00:23:32You're Todd's tutor?
00:23:35Uh-huh.
00:23:39Come here.
00:23:44Suddenly, I understand the world so much better.
00:23:49Elaine, come meet Todd's tutor.
00:23:52Come meet.
00:23:52No, hi, Todd.
00:23:54Hi.
00:23:56Vicki, could I ask you to take a seat for just a second?
00:24:00Sure.
00:24:00Great.
00:24:02Elvis?
00:24:02Elvis?
00:24:02Well, Ellen, if you checked yourself in, you could check yourself out.
00:24:10I'll be right with you.
00:24:13Does she know anything about calculus, or are you just going to take the 50 bucks an hour
00:24:17and have a party?
00:24:18Dad, she's got a degree.
00:24:21I don't know.
00:24:21Here, give her a try.
00:24:23All right.
00:24:27Vicki, would it be okay if I just asked you a question or two just to make sure you know
00:24:33you're up on this material?
00:24:35He's going to ask her a question or two.
00:24:37Uh, sure.
00:24:39All right.
00:24:40Here, if 3a over 5 represents the change in force applied to a moving object, what equation
00:24:47represents its momentum?
00:24:48Oh, hold on, Ellen.
00:24:55Dad.
00:24:593 fifths times the integral of a.
00:25:06Okay.
00:25:08We're going to be late for dinner.
00:25:10You guys have fun.
00:25:11I guess I was expecting someone a little more mature.
00:25:16Are you kidding?
00:25:18Todd is going to work his butt off to impress a woman like that.
00:25:22Do you really think she's that attractive?
00:25:25For me, no.
00:25:26No, but I'm just thinking from Todd's perspective.
00:25:29You see, she's older, she's more sophisticated, and that can be very appealing if you, you know,
00:25:34if you go for that sort of thing.
00:25:38I don't go for that sort of thing.
00:25:43Okay.
00:25:43I thought we'd start off with your last test and what one to get.
00:25:49Why are you doing this?
00:25:50I'm sure I've done this, you know.
00:25:54I missed this a little bit.
00:25:56Do you know what I can tell you?
00:25:57I've run my limits if it's a great one.
00:26:00I have no idea what you just said.
00:26:02I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:26:08I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:26:10Exactly.
00:26:12Do you have anything to drink?
00:26:14Oh, sure.
00:26:15Let's see what we have.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:16Uh, we've got lemonade and chocolate milk.
00:26:23Uh, would scotch be possible?
00:26:29Scotch would be so possible.
00:26:31Just one second.
00:26:33Thanks.
00:26:33So what else do you do, Todd Boomer with two O's?
00:26:41I don't know.
00:26:43Drawing?
00:26:46I'd draw a comic for the school paper.
00:26:48Really?
00:26:49Maybe it sounds a little silly, but...
00:26:51No, it sounds great.
00:26:58What, I'm not supposed to be up here?
00:27:01Oh, no.
00:27:03No, you need to stay, please.
00:27:06Here.
00:27:08Thanks.
00:27:16Here.
00:27:17Oh, that's my meat.
00:27:19My meatloaf.
00:27:20Mm-hmm.
00:27:21Oh, I should let you have your dinner.
00:27:23Oh, no.
00:27:24No, I mean, I'm not even going to eat any of it.
00:27:26There's no meat in it.
00:27:28I mean, it's just loaf.
00:27:32No, actually, I should get home.
00:27:36You're really leaving?
00:27:38Yes, I'm really leaving, Todd.
00:27:41Uh, um, well, thanks for your help.
00:27:45Sure.
00:27:47It kind of felt good to be, um...
00:27:50You know, I'm just glad I could help.
00:27:55So, um, why don't you give me a call after you finish the next chapter, all right?
00:28:00There's only three things I need to survive.
00:28:12Computer, tunes, food.
00:28:16And women.
00:28:17And women.
00:28:17Hey.
00:28:19Women will make the list someday.
00:28:21As soon as I learn how to speak to them without a tongue inflating.
00:28:27So, come on.
00:28:28What happened?
00:28:29We did calculus.
00:28:30And that's it?
00:28:31Yeah, I mean, it was probably the best calculus ever.
00:28:34It made me want to have a cigarette afterwards.
00:28:36But it was just calculus.
00:28:38Ooh, I love what you've done with the place.
00:28:40Fight me.
00:28:41Paul!
00:28:42Paul, where are you?
00:28:44God!
00:28:45Please, get in here right now!
00:28:49Note the beauty of the fully integrated tool shed audio system?
00:28:53Watch me!
00:28:56Oh!
00:28:56Oh!
00:28:57What's that going on?
00:28:57Oh!
00:28:58Oh!
00:28:58Oh!
00:28:58Oh!
00:28:59Oh!
00:28:59Oh!
00:28:59Oh!
00:28:59Oh!
00:29:00Oh!
00:29:00Oh!
00:29:00Oh!
00:29:01Oh!
00:29:01Oh!
00:29:02Oh!
00:29:02Oh!
00:29:03Oh!
00:29:03Oh!
00:29:04Oh!
00:29:06Oh!
00:29:07Oh!
00:29:08Oh!
00:29:09Oh!
00:29:10Mr. Bodine, trawling the murky depths.
00:29:13Mr. Freed, bottom feeding, again.
00:29:16Mr. Faber, smooth sailing, as always.
00:29:20Mr. Boomer, get in the wind back in your sails.
00:29:23Keep it up.
00:29:24Mr. McAdams, failing.
00:29:27Give me life and gas, give me novocaine, give me fast release, easy play.
00:29:36Tell me secrets fast, tell me something deep, tell me what I ask, help me sleep.
00:29:45Uh, hello?
00:29:49Mr. Vicky, hey, Todd.
00:29:52Oh, hi, how are you?
00:29:54Mr. Excellent.
00:29:55Hey, we got an 89 on this week's quiz.
00:29:58We?
00:29:59Mr. Yeah, I mean, we're in this together, right?
00:30:03Uh, okay.
00:30:05Mr. So, uh, I think you could come by later?
00:30:10Tonight?
00:30:11Mr. Please, I'll drown without you.
00:30:13We're talking Titanic here.
00:30:15Okay, how about six?
00:30:19Great.
00:30:20I'll see you later.
00:30:23Hey.
00:30:24Oh, hey.
00:30:25How goes it?
00:30:26It goes good.
00:30:27Good.
00:30:28Ooh, look at that.
00:30:30So I guess the tutor's working out, huh?
00:30:32Yeah, she's great.
00:30:33Yeah?
00:30:34I mean, she's actually hideous.
00:30:35She's really ugly and fat.
00:30:36You got that white foam stuff.
00:30:38It's gross.
00:30:39But she's effective, you know?
00:30:40Oh, well, that's all that counts.
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:43Oh, I gotta go to history.
00:30:45Oh, well, those who fail to go to history...
00:30:48Are doomed to repeat it.
00:30:49Exactly.
00:30:50Oh, don't forget, it's diner night tonight.
00:30:52Oh, I can't make it.
00:30:54I gotta keep cranking, you know?
00:30:58Is something wrong?
00:31:00What?
00:31:02I don't know.
00:31:03You just...
00:31:04You seem...
00:31:05You seem kinda off.
00:31:06I'm sorry.
00:31:07Look, I'll try to get on more.
00:31:09I promise, you know, it's just...
00:31:11Man with the mission.
00:31:22Yes?
00:31:25Hi.
00:31:27Are you ready for your next lesson?
00:31:31My parents are downstairs.
00:31:34Yeah.
00:31:41Hello?
00:31:42Shout ahead.
00:31:43You are...
00:31:44Not here.
00:31:45Where are you?
00:31:46It's diner night.
00:31:47Oh, sorry.
00:31:48I can't make it.
00:31:49Uh, Vicki's coming over.
00:31:50Didn't Kristen tell you?
00:31:51She's not here.
00:31:52I guess we've got the main attraction.
00:31:53Well, maybe I can stop by later.
00:31:55Mm-hmm.
00:31:56It could be another glorious fall day for the greater Boston area...
00:31:58Mm-hmm.
00:31:59Hello.
00:32:00Sitting on my head.
00:32:01Well, I think maybe you should stop one medication before you start another.
00:32:03Really?
00:32:04What do you think I should take...
00:32:05Oh, just a sec.
00:32:06Todd's tutor is here.
00:32:08Hi.
00:32:09Hey, there you are.
00:32:10Hi.
00:32:11Do you like hockey?
00:32:12Because there is a great game coming up, Bruins Leafs.
00:32:14Oh, I don't know much about it.
00:32:15Well, sit down.
00:32:16Sit down.
00:32:17I'll explain the whole thing to you.
00:32:18Jack is forgetting that Vicki is here to work with Todd.
00:32:20Oh, right.
00:32:21Right.
00:32:22Right.
00:32:23Right.
00:32:24Right.
00:32:25Right.
00:32:26Right.
00:32:27Right.
00:32:28Right.
00:32:29Right.
00:32:30Right.
00:32:31Right.
00:32:32Right.
00:32:33Right.
00:32:34Right.
00:32:35Right.
00:32:36Right.
00:32:37Right.
00:32:38Right.
00:32:39Right.
00:32:40Right.
00:32:42Right.
00:32:42Right.
00:32:43Right.
00:32:44Right.
00:32:45Right.
00:32:46Okay.
00:32:47He's upstairs.
00:32:48Probably quieter up here.
00:32:53I'll go find him.
00:32:54Okay.
00:32:55That's a nice girl.
00:32:57What?
00:32:58What?
00:32:59Did I wait until you come out?
00:33:02didn't know you were coming up wow wild room thanks I'll just have a seat I'll get a chair
00:33:12these are great you did this yeah you're very good you like them yeah especially this one
00:33:27your ticket yeah thanks
00:33:37here's your stack favor
00:33:46guess who you came back to me yeah well it's just me sorry to disappoint
00:34:03I'm thrilled I didn't think you'd make the trip are you kidding of course
00:34:08I guess he's all wrapped up in his calculus thing right yeah he's obsessed
00:34:18so next time we'll start with the new stuff do you think you could um give me a ride to
00:34:28the diner um sure I owe you what you made this yeah I'd like to see the rest of your work
00:34:41oh I don't really show my art well can it really be considered art if you don't show it to anybody
00:34:47I mean isn't that more like therapy or something you're right
00:34:52well I get around someone I can't I mean I'd like to impress like Kim and my brain just fills with
00:35:13trail mix you know I mean you just can't do it oh come on don't worry about Kim you do fine
00:35:18yeah I mean it's different with you you're anyway hey there's paper
00:35:29who's that I'm not sure well she seems sure paper Vicky from the car the other night
00:35:42sure sure um Vicky this is Kirsten Kirsten's Vicky hi hi Todd was hoping you'd still be here
00:35:52Todd's here yeah yeah sorry uh Vicky is Todd's tutor I should have said that hi guys
00:36:01see you met Vicky yeah although I didn't see any foam in the corners of her mouth Todd
00:36:12Kirsten is it something I said it's my fault I'll be right back
00:36:19Kirsten look there's nothing going on she's just helping me in calculus
00:36:26well then why lie to me what I'm not mature enough to handle that your tutor's attractive
00:36:31give me a break Todd
00:36:33I don't know why I lied
00:36:36Kirsten come on just forget it Kirsten
00:36:41oh
00:36:50yeah
00:36:53yeah
00:36:57yeah
00:37:01yeah
00:37:02yeah
00:37:07yeah
00:37:11Look out!
00:37:27Yes!
00:37:39Is she pissed?
00:37:41And has she said anything?
00:37:43Oh...
00:37:46No, not really.
00:37:47I mean, I know I screwed things up with person, but Vicky's just...
00:37:52I love this!
00:37:54You gathered the wood, built the fire, climbed into the pot, and now, surprise, surprise,
00:37:59you're cooked!
00:38:00Hi, Cole!
00:38:02He was wet!
00:38:04Why does my life seem like a bad puppet show compared to yours?
00:38:11Incoming!
00:38:13Go away!
00:38:14Go away!
00:38:15Go away!
00:38:16Go away!
00:38:17Go away!
00:38:18Go away!
00:38:19Go away!
00:38:20Oh, thank God.
00:38:21I hate goalie.
00:38:22I mean, Vicky's talented, she's smart, she's beautiful...
00:38:24So, Kirsten is, what, lower on the food chain?
00:38:25No.
00:38:26No.
00:38:27I don't know.
00:38:28Heads up.
00:38:29Shit.
00:38:30I stopped, Pele.
00:38:31I'm a natural athlete.
00:38:32I can't seem to remember, when we first began to start this shit, and the last of my
00:38:39mind I find, in the end, you're just a big old boy.
00:38:43Oh!
00:38:44Oh!
00:38:45No.
00:38:46I don't know.
00:38:47I don't know.
00:38:48Heads up.
00:38:49Come on, man.
00:38:50Shit.
00:38:51I stopped, Pele.
00:38:52I'm a natural athlete.
00:38:53Woo!
00:38:54I can't seem to remember, when we first began to start this shit, and when I was in my mind,
00:38:59I'm finding, in the end, you're just a big old boy, you're not mad.
00:39:01Ow!
00:39:06Ow!
00:39:09Oh, God, oh, God!
00:39:26Well, has he said anything to you?
00:39:32Uh, no, not really.
00:39:40I'm sure he said something to you, but you're just being loyal to your friend, which I understand.
00:39:46Well, you're my friend, too.
00:39:51You're a sweetheart.
00:39:54Give me a hug.
00:39:56I don't think so.
00:39:57Look out!
00:40:01I'm sorry.
00:40:03Somebody want to get that?
00:40:09Where are you? Faber.
00:40:11This'll come out with club soda.
00:40:12Mr. Todd Boomer?
00:40:15Nice to meet you.
00:40:16Nice to meet you.
00:40:17You're next.
00:40:19Uh, no, no.
00:40:20Oh, right.
00:40:22Not until the interviewer sits or he invites you to sit.
00:40:25Invites you, right.
00:40:26All right.
00:40:27You got it.
00:40:28I've, uh, looked over your application at Harvard, but what can you tell me about yourself that I'm not gonna find on this piece of paper?
00:40:35Well, I value friendship.
00:40:37Mm-hmm.
00:40:38I value honesty.
00:40:40Mm-hmm.
00:40:41What about your, uh, what about your passions?
00:40:45Breasts.
00:40:47I really love breasts.
00:40:48It doesn't really matter the size.
00:40:49You just don't wanna do this.
00:40:50Is that right?
00:40:51Dad, I'm kidding.
00:40:52You don't wanna do this?
00:40:53I'm kidding.
00:40:54Relax.
00:40:55Dad, come on.
00:40:59What about your, your passions?
00:41:04Uh, drawing.
00:41:05I really love to draw.
00:41:09As I draw a comic strip for the school newspaper, and, uh, I don't know, it sounds funny, but that's when I feel the most mean, you know?
00:41:22I feel really proud when I create something.
00:41:29That's great.
00:41:31That's great.
00:41:32All right, the boat is traveling a distance of 200 yards at 25 feet per second.
00:41:40What is the rate of change of the angle of deflection?
00:41:43Oh, Mr. Moon?
00:41:44No.
00:41:45New, new, new.
00:41:46Come on, come on, come on, somebody new for a change.
00:41:49Boomer.
00:41:53The rate of change is...
00:41:57.04 radians.
00:41:59Yes!
00:42:00Three-pointer at the buzzer.
00:42:02Recommendation's looking better.
00:42:03Everybody see that?
00:42:05Now.
00:42:06If the boat continues at 35...
00:42:13Hello?
00:42:15Vicki.
00:42:16Hi, it's Todd.
00:42:17Oh, hi, Todd.
00:42:18I was just thinking about you.
00:42:20You were?
00:42:21Uh, look, I had a really good time the other night.
00:42:26I mean, I mean, we got some really good work done.
00:42:29Yeah.
00:42:30Oh, and did you, uh, work everything out with Kristen?
00:42:33Uh, Kristen?
00:42:34Uh, no, not really.
00:42:37Look, um, are we still on for tonight?
00:42:41Yeah, yeah.
00:42:42And, um, actually, I've been thinking about what you said about showing my art.
00:42:48And, uh, why don't you come over here?
00:42:53Really?
00:42:54Yeah, it's 12 Chatham Lane.
00:42:55How about six?
00:42:57Uh, sure, great, great.
00:42:59Uh, I'll see you then.
00:43:01Okay, bye.
00:43:02Bye.
00:43:14But, Ellen, I thought they stopped doing shock therapy years ago.
00:43:19It sounds drastic.
00:43:21I gotta go to Vicki's. I'm late, buddy.
00:43:23No, wait!
00:43:25Todd is going to his tutor's, and I don't know why.
00:43:28Oh, see, she has to take care of her dog. It's having puppies.
00:43:30Bye.
00:43:31Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:43:32Hey!
00:43:33What?
00:43:34Is Mr. Mueller writing that recommendation?
00:43:36It's not beyond the realm of possibility.
00:43:38Bye.
00:43:41It's not beyond the realm of possibility?
00:43:45He was wearing cologne.
00:44:00Well, you did all of this?
00:44:13Oh.
00:44:14I can't believe you go through all this effort and you don't have shows.
00:44:18Nah, it's just for me.
00:44:19I mean, I'd love to show my work, but people might hate it or think I was crazy or something.
00:44:26I don't think you're crazy.
00:44:29Well, my husband certainly does.
00:44:33You two don't get along, do you?
00:44:39Well, let's put it this way.
00:44:45What have you spent, about a minute in here with me?
00:44:49Yeah.
00:44:50That's about a minute and a half longer than he's ever spent.
00:44:57Where do you stay?
00:45:02That's a good question.
00:45:06Could we not talk about this?
00:45:09Okay.
00:45:10You know, you should think about it, though.
00:45:14Yeah.
00:45:16Well.
00:45:18Anyway.
00:45:21Wait, I have something for you.
00:45:32Here.
00:45:33A present.
00:45:35A present?
00:45:36For me?
00:45:38What?
00:45:40For letting me help you.
00:45:43Shouldn't I be giving you the present?
00:45:45Come on, open it.
00:45:46Okay.
00:45:49It's Pony D.
00:45:51Did you make this?
00:45:52Uh-huh.
00:45:56Wow.
00:45:58This is amazing.
00:46:07Time.
00:46:11Of course not.
00:46:14So, Todd, what is the big fascination with Harvard?
00:46:18I mean, I thought you told me your passion was drawing.
00:46:22Most people wish they had something they could get excited about.
00:46:26I mean, you shouldn't waste that.
00:46:27Look who's talking.
00:46:28Mm-hmm.
00:46:29Touché.
00:46:30Mm-hmm.
00:46:31Oh.
00:46:32Oh.
00:46:33Oh.
00:46:34So you're gonna play like that now, are you?
00:46:35No, you're not.
00:46:36Mm-hmm.
00:46:37Mm-hmm.
00:46:38No, you're not.
00:46:39Aw, you did.
00:46:40Aw.
00:46:41Aw.
00:46:42Dog.
00:46:43Hey.
00:46:44I got an idea.
00:46:45Okay, stay still.
00:46:46No.
00:46:47What are you doing?
00:46:48What are you doing?
00:46:49I'm turning you into your alter ego, Boney D.
00:46:50Oh, man.
00:46:51Okay.
00:46:52Now, bark.
00:46:53Bark?
00:46:55No.
00:46:56Come on, a big, deep bark.
00:46:58What are you doing?
00:46:59What are you doing?
00:47:00I'm turning you into your alter ego, Boney D.
00:47:02Oh, man.
00:47:03Okay.
00:47:05Now, bark.
00:47:08Bark?
00:47:11Ruff.
00:47:14No.
00:47:15Come on, a big, deep bark.
00:47:28I love you.
00:47:29No.
00:47:30I love you.
00:47:35Wait a minute.
00:47:36Wait a minute.
00:47:37Wait a minute.
00:47:38Bye.
00:47:47Could you turn off that light?
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:58What is this happening?
00:48:04What is this happening?
00:48:28What is this happening?
00:48:58What is this happening?
00:49:28Hey, you better go now.
00:49:34Parents might not believe you want to spend extra time doing calculus.
00:49:39Right.
00:49:43You know, I never thought I would say this, but I really love Matt.
00:49:59I better go.
00:50:09It was...
00:50:25I don't know.
00:50:26I just see life so differently now.
00:50:29Oh, I'm sure you do.
00:50:31You just slept with somebody's wife.
00:50:32No, it's not like that.
00:50:33It's really not.
00:50:34I'm really into her.
00:50:35I wouldn't get too deep, Tom.
00:50:39We'll talk about this tomorrow.
00:50:41No, it's...
00:50:41Look, I've heard this guy is really awful to her.
00:50:45I mean, I'm not going to feel bad about this.
00:50:47No, no, as long as you feel good.
00:50:50That's all that matters.
00:50:53Jealous much?
00:50:54Jeez, that has nothing.
00:50:56Just forget it.
00:50:56I thought you would be excited for me.
00:50:59Come on.
00:51:00Faber.
00:51:01We're friends, right?
00:51:02You know, I've got to get home, man.
00:51:05My parents are going to freak out.
00:51:10You should be happy for me.
00:51:23He's gone.
00:51:30I'm sorry.
00:51:32I'm sorry.
00:52:02Kirsten.
00:52:07Hey.
00:52:09Hey.
00:52:10Look up.
00:52:12Shit.
00:52:13Oh, I have to call my mom.
00:52:14She's going to be insane.
00:52:16I'm sorry.
00:52:17I should have broken you up last night.
00:52:20Oh, no, no.
00:52:21No, it's okay.
00:52:22I'm glad you didn't.
00:52:24She'll get over it.
00:52:25What are you doing?
00:52:29Morning breath.
00:52:31I know, me too.
00:52:33I gotta go.
00:52:34I know.
00:52:35Oh, my God.
00:52:38Yeah.
00:52:39Okay.
00:52:47Oh, my God.
00:52:47Whenever I'm confused, when I sit it out, I'm shocked to see it, and you spit the pot right out, now isn't that enough?
00:52:58Whenever I'm confused, when I sit it out, I'm shocked to see it, and you spit the pot right out, isn't that enough?
00:53:17Hey, time if I join you?
00:53:33Crystal, what's wrong?
00:53:35Todd, don't even start.
00:53:37Wait, let's talk about this.
00:53:39What? I figured you'd just let me blow in the breeze, and if I blew away, well then good, you won't have to deal with me anymore, is that it?
00:53:44I don't know what you're so upset about.
00:53:45Because you fucked your math tutor and you lied to me.
00:54:15You told Kirsten about Vicky.
00:54:20I didn't tell her.
00:54:21Then how did she know?
00:54:23You told her.
00:54:25What is that supposed to mean, huh?
00:54:27She was in my room when you came by last night.
00:54:35What?
00:54:37Why didn't you tell me?
00:54:41What, you snaked Kirsten?
00:54:43I didn't snake her.
00:54:44Nothing has happened yet.
00:54:46Yet?
00:54:47Yet?
00:54:49What's that supposed to mean?
00:54:50Nice ethics.
00:54:51Nice friend.
00:54:51Hey, you blew her off for some fantasy, and you didn't even have the decency to tell her.
00:54:57I didn't know it was over.
00:54:59I didn't know what's going to happen between me and Vicky.
00:55:00I didn't even know that.
00:55:04What the hell is going on here?
00:55:07You girls want to fight.
00:55:08Take it outside.
00:55:10You can make yourselves useful.
00:55:11My car's parked out front in the towway.
00:55:12Keep an eye on it.
00:55:13All right?
00:55:15I'll be right back.
00:55:16Sir.
00:55:22So when do you start pushing people in the halls?
00:55:25When did you forget who your best friend is?
00:55:27I can't believe you're lecturing me about ethics.
00:55:30Oh, my God.
00:55:31What?
00:55:33Oh, my God.
00:55:35That's Vicky's car.
00:55:38Oh, my God.
00:55:39Look.
00:55:41Oh, my God.
00:55:41This is...
00:55:44This is...
00:55:45This is a 66 Corvette Stingray, gentlemen.
00:55:49Don't touch.
00:55:51Nice car, sir.
00:55:52She's a beauty.
00:55:53Yeah, she's my lucky charm.
00:55:55I'm not feeling lucky today.
00:55:56Check these babies out.
00:55:58Voo-hoo.
00:56:00Yeah, when they catch me some dinner at the reservoir.
00:56:03Or dark.
00:56:04See you tomorrow, boys.
00:56:05Oh, my God.
00:56:11Okay, I need to sit down.
00:56:23I guess you won't be getting the Harvard recommendation now.
00:56:26You shouldn't just show up, you know.
00:56:53What if he was here?
00:56:54He's not here.
00:56:59No.
00:57:00Mrs. Mueller.
00:57:05Todd.
00:57:06How could you not tell me?
00:57:10I don't know.
00:57:14Didn't seem to matter at first.
00:57:15Vicki, what are we going to do?
00:57:21I can't be with you.
00:57:27I know.
00:57:28How could you even marry Mueller?
00:57:46God.
00:57:49What is not funny?
00:57:50He wasn't always like that.
00:58:05She'd probably go.
00:58:06I guess it had you in some time, right?
00:58:24Yeah.
00:58:27You better go now.
00:58:36Oh, stop!
00:58:48What?
00:58:53Vic?
00:58:57Who's it?
00:58:58It's Roy!
00:59:00Roy?
00:59:01Mr. Mueller!
00:59:03Oh, shit!
00:59:04God!
00:59:06What's happening?
00:59:09Get behind the shelves!
00:59:16Hey, hey, hey! Quit working on that crap for a minute!
00:59:19Look!
00:59:20Look what I got!
00:59:26Dinner!
00:59:29I'll just clean this up in the utility sink.
00:59:32Can't sleep!
00:59:33Meanwhile, I'm not really that hungry.
00:59:35You're not hungry.
00:59:36Well, I'm starved. We'll eat yours later.
00:59:41Boy, I'm telling you, this bait was incredible.
00:59:44I could have cleaned out the entire reservoir.
00:59:48Oh, yeah.
00:59:49And...
00:59:50Mr. Schirmer, the, uh, earth science who at school gave me these things called Dobson flies.
00:59:59Sounds great.
01:00:00Yeah.
01:00:01They start off as these onions in the middle.
01:00:03I'm a little bit of a little...
01:00:06Christ.
01:00:07Watch yourself.
01:00:08Drinking?
01:00:09No.
01:00:10I've just lost my balance.
01:00:12yeah okay tell you what why don't I grill these that way I have to worry about you screwing them
01:00:22up oh one other thing yeah there's a kid in my calculus class Todd Boomer yeah I'm gonna
01:00:38write him a recommendation but my printer screwed up where's your old typewriter uh I'll be in in a
01:00:44second and help you find it hurry I think I will call next time
01:01:08ah
01:01:13ah
01:01:15ah
01:01:17ah
01:01:21ah
01:01:23ah
01:01:25ah
01:01:27Oh, good night, Dad.
01:01:57You seem pretty miserable tonight, you all right?
01:02:02Yeah.
01:02:03What, are you worried about the interview tomorrow?
01:02:06Forget about it, you're about going to be great.
01:02:09Great, great, great.
01:02:12Actually, that's the least of my worries.
01:02:15Yeah?
01:02:16Want to talk about it?
01:02:18I wouldn't know where to begin.
01:02:20Come on, give me a try, that's what I'm here for.
01:02:23Hit it.
01:02:25Okay.
01:02:27I slept with someone's wife and now I'm afraid you might find me and kill me.
01:02:33I thought you said you had a problem.
01:02:38Yanking my chain, aren't you?
01:02:40Oh, Dad.
01:02:41Of course I am.
01:02:43Of course.
01:02:45I'll see you.
01:02:46Dad.
01:02:47Um, remember when I told you that I value friendship and honesty?
01:02:58Yes.
01:02:59I meant that.
01:03:00I knew you did.
01:03:01Well, um, you've screwed up before, right?
01:03:14No.
01:03:15I never have.
01:03:16No.
01:03:17I mean it.
01:03:18Yeah, once, twice.
01:03:21Well, all I can tell you is at the end of the day, it's just you.
01:03:31So, I would, uh, face up to it.
01:03:36Whatever it is.
01:03:37Cause I guarantee you that the longer you wait, the worse it gets.
01:03:42Does that help?
01:03:44Yeah.
01:03:45It does.
01:03:46Thanks, Dad.
01:03:47You're gonna kill them.
01:03:48You're gonna murder them.
01:03:49You're gonna massacre them.
01:03:50You're gonna massacre them.
01:03:5110,000 men of Harvard was retrieved to death.
01:04:05No transcript and scores.
01:04:08Well, um, everything appears to be in order, Todd.
01:04:13Um, good grades, good SATs, some interesting activities.
01:04:20I'll tell you, I am a bit hazy on one point.
01:04:24Yes, sir?
01:04:27It says here that you are fucking your math teacher's wife.
01:04:31Is that right?
01:04:33Mr. Boomer.
01:04:48Oh, Mr. Mueller.
01:04:50Excuse me there.
01:04:52Big day today, huh?
01:04:53Harvard interview?
01:04:55Oh, uh, yes, sir.
01:04:58I wanted to catch you before class.
01:05:00Did you have something you want to tell me?
01:05:03What is that, sir?
01:05:05I found this at my house last night.
01:05:08The idea is how it got there.
01:05:11Uh, you and my wife.
01:05:14Uh, well, you see, um...
01:05:16And you honestly thought I wouldn't catch you?
01:05:22Okay, it was a mistake.
01:05:25I'm really sorry, I made a mistake.
01:05:27No, no, Boomer, you made two mistakes.
01:05:29Sir?
01:05:30A 98.
01:05:32I can't believe you actually thought you could get tutored by my wife, and I wouldn't find out.
01:05:38Yeah, that was pretty silly.
01:05:40I mean...
01:05:41Yeah.
01:05:42Well, I'm...
01:05:43Frankly, I'm glad to know where she's been.
01:05:45She...
01:05:46Anyway, look.
01:05:47I know you wanted me to think you got there on your own.
01:05:50It's okay to get a little help on the side.
01:05:53It shows initiative.
01:05:55I'm impressed, Boomer.
01:05:58Well, uh, I hoped you would be, sir.
01:06:01In fact, I decided to write the recommendation for you.
01:06:07Thank you so much, sir.
01:06:08Don't tank on the final.
01:06:09Absolutely not.
01:06:10Hey.
01:06:11She's good, isn't she?
01:06:12My wife.
01:06:13She's the best, sir.
01:06:14Yeah.
01:06:15No.
01:06:16No.
01:06:17No.
01:06:18No.
01:06:19No.
01:06:20No.
01:06:21No, no.
01:06:23No.
01:06:24You're a little mermaid for her.
01:06:25You know what?
01:06:26No.
01:06:27No.
01:06:28No.
01:06:29No.
01:06:30No.
01:06:31No.
01:06:32Yeah.
01:06:33Yeah.
01:06:35No.
01:06:36That's a lot.
01:06:37No.
01:06:38No.
01:06:39No.
01:06:40No.
01:06:41No.
01:06:42No.
01:06:43Oh, thanks, man.
01:07:01Hi.
01:07:04Hi.
01:07:05Is everybody afraid to sit next to you after yesterday's scene?
01:07:09Well, not everyone.
01:07:11Oh, I'm a fearless man.
01:07:18I, uh, wanted to speak with you after the other night.
01:07:24Yeah.
01:07:25I really appreciate you being there for me.
01:07:30Well, I thought we should talk about us.
01:07:38Is there an us?
01:07:42Well, I'd like there to be.
01:07:50Shall we us?
01:07:51Yes.
01:07:58Faber, you know I think you're the greatest.
01:08:03You know, if I was going to us with anyone, it would be you.
01:08:07But I really need some time alone, you know, for a while.
01:08:14Just for now.
01:08:17Hey.
01:08:19It would kill me to lose you as a friend.
01:08:25Never happened.
01:08:28Hey.
01:08:30Mr. Bodine, your brain could easily be mistaken for a can of tuna.
01:08:43And Miss O'Brien.
01:08:44Two words describe your semester.
01:08:47Want to guess?
01:08:50Brain dead.
01:08:50People, let me make something clear.
01:08:56I'm not happy when you're having trouble.
01:08:59It pains me.
01:09:01It makes me feel like I'm wasting my time.
01:09:03So, why do I come down on you so hard?
01:09:09Because fear motivates.
01:09:14Case in point, Mr. Boomer here.
01:09:16Six weeks ago, he was flushing a near-perfect high school record.
01:09:19I rattled his cage.
01:09:21Now look at him.
01:09:23Second highest grade this quiz.
01:09:25Poised to go to the school of his choice.
01:09:27So, if I tick you off, good.
01:09:31Great.
01:09:33Use that.
01:09:35Prove that I'm wrong.
01:09:36Make me eat my words.
01:09:38Work harder.
01:09:39We'll both be happy.
01:09:49Mr. Mueller.
01:10:05Todd.
01:10:08I appreciate what you said about me in class today.
01:10:11Well, don't let it go to your head.
01:10:15The point is that, uh,
01:10:16I really don't agree with the way you treat your students.
01:10:19Well, that's your prerogative.
01:10:23People don't deserve to be treated that way.
01:10:27Your wife taught me that.
01:10:35Todd Vicki may be good with math,
01:10:38but I wouldn't take any life lessons from her.
01:10:49You slept with her, didn't you?
01:11:02Sir?
01:11:03Vicki.
01:11:04You slept with her.
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:37Oh.
01:11:37Hi, this is Vicki.
01:11:55No.
01:11:59Vicki, it's Todd. Pick up the phone.
01:12:01Vicki, I told him.
01:12:02I didn't mean to, but he just came out.
01:12:03I told him I'm sorry, Vicki.
01:12:05He's on his way over there right now.
01:12:06If you can hear this, if you get this message,
01:12:07get the hell out of there.
01:12:08Please, right now, get out.
01:12:09Hi, honey.
01:12:36Hey, I'm home.
01:12:40Rough day at the office.
01:12:43Oh, same old, same old.
01:12:46Some kid slept with my wife.
01:12:56I'm sorry.
01:12:58Oh, you're sorry?
01:12:59I'm sorry.
01:13:00Sorry.
01:13:02I...
01:13:02Why am I doing this, Vicki?
01:13:05No, you ruined it, huh?
01:13:06I'm trying to ruin my career.
01:13:10Roy, stop it!
01:13:15Stop it!
01:13:16Enough.
01:13:20Uh-oh.
01:13:21Look who's here.
01:13:22Uh, Mary Poppins.
01:13:24Mary, you fucked up.
01:13:30Never open an umbrella indoors.
01:13:31It's bad luck.
01:13:34Very bad luck.
01:13:36Okay, just relax, Mr. Miller, okay?
01:13:37Just relax.
01:13:39Wait, Todd, this is between me and Roy.
01:13:41Between me, too.
01:13:42Oh, boy, I underestimated you, huh, Boomer?
01:13:49Thought I had you all figured out.
01:13:51Didn't have the brains or the guts to go to Harvard or anything else.
01:13:54But you're gifted.
01:13:56Mm, you're a genius.
01:13:59Tutoring is just the tip of it.
01:14:01You improved your scores and scored with my wife.
01:14:05All without me knowing it.
01:14:06And then I write you that recommendation for Harvard.
01:14:10Ha-ha!
01:14:11That...
01:14:12That's genius!
01:14:15Yeah, you're...
01:14:16You're a wizard.
01:14:18You're a mystified.
01:14:21You must be very proud.
01:14:26Well, shake my hand.
01:14:30Roy.
01:14:31Shut up.
01:14:32We'll put this behind us.
01:14:52I'm sorry.
01:14:55Is he gone?
01:14:57Yeah.
01:14:59You were really brave back there.
01:15:01Yeah.
01:15:02Yeah.
01:15:04I thought your choice in weapons was a little weak.
01:15:07Well, you know, if he would have spit at us...
01:15:18I'm sorry.
01:15:19No.
01:15:22I'm actually grateful.
01:15:26I should have gotten out of this a long time ago.
01:15:29What are you going to do now?
01:15:31Well...
01:15:32I think I'm going to try New York.
01:15:39Try this...
01:15:41art thing.
01:15:50Yeah.
01:15:51I miss you.
01:15:52Here.
01:15:53Let's go.
01:15:54Good.
01:16:12Here.
01:16:12Here.
01:16:12Here.
01:16:12Souvenir.
01:16:14What's this?
01:16:16Your Harvard recommendation.
01:16:17what time is it i don't know around three my interview's at four
01:16:33i'll come visit you in new york good luck
01:17:03todd boomer
01:17:12did todd boomer check in yet no not yet
01:17:19todd boomer present
01:17:25okay need a minute no no no i'm fine okay come on in
01:17:34calculus teacher
01:17:38todd looks like you're having a pretty tough day no i'm fine really
01:17:48oh please well i've gone over your stats and everything looks
01:17:58okay but i'll be honest
01:18:03you're not a typical harvard candidate i don't see you making the top five of
01:18:13your class not unless the chess club has some horrible
01:18:16accident no
01:18:17todd let me let me ask you something
01:18:26why do you want to go to harvard
01:18:29um i guess my dad and i've always had a plan that way you know
01:18:35he looks up to the students here as something special
01:18:39what i'm getting at is why do you want to go to harvard
01:18:49look um i've been pointed here like a compass my whole life
01:19:02and now that i'm here
01:19:05look i i know harvard is a great school i mean it's the greatest right
01:19:12but i'm really not quite so sure it's for me
01:19:19i'm really not quite so sure it's for me
01:19:25okay i'm ready
01:19:38okay now just remember high contact posture smile right
01:19:42uh-huh firm handshake
01:19:43okay okay dad thanks i know
01:19:45thank you
01:19:49thank you
01:19:52thank you
01:19:56thank you
01:20:02thank you
01:20:03thank you
01:20:10and
01:20:13Hey, how'd it go, buddy? Hello?
01:20:32Oh, my God. What happened to you?
01:20:35Got punched.
01:20:36Hang on, Alan. Todd got punched at his Harvard interview.
01:20:40I didn't get punched at the interview, Mom.
01:20:42No, wait. That's wrong. Hang on.
01:20:45I need to talk to you for a second.
01:20:50It's, uh, pretty important.
01:20:54You said it was important.
01:21:03I don't really know how to tell you guys this.
01:21:08You don't want to go to Harvard, do you?
01:21:12No.
01:21:15No. I was, uh, thinking about applying to an art school.
01:21:24Oh, I'll... I should let you two discuss this.
01:21:28Can I... Can I ask you a question?
01:21:34It's, um...
01:21:35Why didn't you tell me about this before?
01:21:38Why didn't you tell me... Why didn't you tell me last night?
01:21:42I don't think I really knew until today.
01:21:46You're upset.
01:21:47You're upset.
01:21:48Yeah.
01:21:48Yeah.
01:21:49I am.
01:21:50I am upset.
01:21:52A little.
01:22:01It's your decision.
01:22:02You're doing very poorly.
01:22:17You know, this game was much more boring before they put the, uh, flippers in.
01:22:23Oh, wait.
01:22:24Yes.
01:22:25Yes.
01:22:26Yes.
01:22:27Here we go.
01:22:28All right.
01:22:29Bye.
01:22:30Bye.
01:22:31Oh, be right back.
01:22:32Where are you going?
01:22:33Be right back.
01:22:34Melanie's favorite?
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:36I'm on the street here.
01:22:37Okay.
01:22:38What's going on?
01:22:39Jesus.
01:22:40What happened to you?
01:22:46The mealie do that?
01:22:47Yeah.
01:22:48It's a long story.
01:22:49It's gonna take a major pancake marathon to be told properly.
01:22:53I'll buy.
01:22:54Yes.
01:22:55All right.
01:22:59You need to talk to Gersten.
01:23:01Yeah.
01:23:02Yeah.
01:23:04All right.
01:23:05Well, I'm gonna go build something.
01:23:08Toothpicks.
01:23:09Thanks, man.
01:23:10You're the best.
01:23:11Sorry.
01:23:20So how did you know I was here?
01:23:22Uh, diner night.
01:23:23Oh.
01:23:24Of course.
01:23:28So I made a decision.
01:23:31Yeah.
01:23:34I'm not going to Harvard.
01:23:39Really?
01:23:42It's a breakthrough.
01:23:45I figured that art school would be better for me, you know?
01:23:49Yeah.
01:23:50I think you're right.
01:23:51It's, uh, not what I wanted to talk to you about, though.
01:24:03I guess what I wanted to say was that, uh, I'm really sorry.
01:24:13I know I hurt you, and I never meant to do that.
01:24:18I guess all I'm asking for is that you don't write me off as a friend.
01:24:33Never happened.
01:24:34Never happened.
01:24:48Hah!
01:24:53Oh!
01:24:55Woohoo!
01:24:56You know, I'm really going to miss a spot when we're off at school.
01:25:09Yeah, me too.
01:25:11I wonder where we'll be in ten years.
01:25:13Well, you will be working on your second hundred million on...
01:25:18interactive 3D smell-o-vision computer games.
01:25:22The shed will be totally decked out.
01:25:26Jacuzzi and a water slide.
01:25:31Okay, and me?
01:25:32Okay, the place, New York, the event,
01:25:37the book signing of your first wildly successful collection of poetry.
01:25:43Wildly successful. I like that.
01:25:48What about me?
01:25:50Do you want fries with your order today, sir?
01:25:54Okay.
01:25:56Okay, 2008, we'll all meet back here and compare notes, please.
01:26:04Never happens.
01:26:05Yeah, it just came off work with me.
01:26:07What a pretty...
01:26:09What about it?
01:26:10Let's go.
01:26:11Let's go.
01:26:11Let's go.
01:26:14Okay.
01:26:15Okay.
01:26:16Let's go.
01:26:17Let's go.