00:00That's it. It's official. I have no friends anymore.
00:02What happened?
00:02Is everything okay?
00:03Sonya didn't wish me a happy birthday.
00:05That's it?
00:05What do you mean that's it? That's a friendship ender.
00:07You want friendships over birthdays?
00:09Yeah, well you wouldn't know. You guys probably wish each other a happy birthday every year.
00:12I don't even know when his birthday is.
00:13Same. I literally just wait until someone says happy birthday in the group chat.
00:16What? How do you guys function like this?
00:17It's just how it's always been. I know nothing about this guy.
00:19Same. I like it like that.
00:20You guys must know something about each other. Do you know his middle name?
00:23I don't even know his last name.
00:24Do you know where he lives?
00:25No. He just kind of shows up.
00:27Okay, you're stupid.
00:28How long have you guys been friends?
00:29Me and Sachin, we're in kindergarten together.
00:31You guys have been friends for that long and you know nothing about each other?
00:33He picked me up from the airport at 3 a.m. once. That's love.
00:36Wait, when is your birthday again?
00:37I don't know. I just asked my mom.
00:39Oh my god. I didn't even know you had a mom. That's sick.
00:41Dude, right? She's pretty cool.
00:42It's crazy.
