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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.

00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!

00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!

00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!

00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!

00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!

00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:00:27You are such a simpleton!

00:00:29Wait, wait, wait, wait!

00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!

00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!

00:00:40Right back at you!

00:00:42I fucking hate you!

00:00:44I fucking hate you more!

00:00:59So, you were arrested. Again!

00:01:09To be fair, if you thought I was legal, we'll just swim there.

00:01:14There is a fence around that reservoir!

00:01:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!

00:01:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came!

00:01:27Come on, Gucci! Come on!

00:01:28Good boy!

00:01:29Oh!

00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:31Hey!

00:01:32I'm real real!

00:01:33Oh, you do!

00:01:34Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:35Hey!

00:01:36I'm real real!

00:01:37Oh, you do!

00:01:38Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:39Hey!

00:01:40Hey!

00:01:41Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:42Hey!

00:01:43I'm real real!

00:01:44Oh, you do!

00:01:46Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:48You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me!

00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands!

00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle!

00:02:09I make my own money!

00:02:11Oh, you see, you see!

00:02:13Underwear modeling, Lord!

00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man phone!

00:02:17That means free underwear for life!

00:02:19For life!

00:02:20Some parents would be proud!

00:02:22Yeah?

00:02:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then!

00:02:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics!

00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?

00:02:36Hmm!

00:02:38All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?

00:02:40And don't be late!

00:02:43Bye, Dad!

00:02:44Bye, Dad!

00:02:54Excuse me!

00:03:01Ew!

00:03:03Hello, my Gucci!

00:03:04Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?

00:03:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?

00:03:14Like you, Amelia!

00:03:16Good one, Romulus!

00:03:18These are great!

00:03:34I still don't have what I'm looking for.

00:03:37Do you guys mind staying a little longer?

00:03:40No problem.

00:03:41Cool.

00:03:42Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.

00:03:44Hi, I'm Michelangelo.

00:03:51Chantal.

00:03:52Nice to meet you.

00:03:54I couldn't notice how hot you are.

00:03:57I've got tickets to the premiere...

00:04:01Hold on.

00:04:05Hey, Dad.

00:04:06Where the hell were you?

00:04:09Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.

00:04:10You're supposed to be at the office.

00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.

00:04:16I can meet him later.

00:04:17Now the suit lady's back on the plane again.

00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.

00:04:22Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.

00:04:24You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.

00:04:26You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.

00:04:30You interned.

00:04:31You went to business school.

00:04:33You have potential, okay?

00:04:35But you say you want to be the CEO?

00:04:38Well, you're going to have to prove it.

00:04:39Because so far, I ain't seen the ante from you.

00:04:44But...

00:04:45Hey.

00:04:49You okay?

00:04:51Yeah.

00:04:52Um, but...

00:04:54I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.

00:04:55So, it's a really rare form of cancer.

00:05:12Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.

00:05:17Oh my god.

00:05:18There is an experimental treatment.

00:05:21But it's really expensive.

00:05:24And my insurance doesn't cover it.

00:05:26Don't worry about that.

00:05:29I have money saved.

00:05:31I'll find the rest.

00:05:32We will figure this out, okay?

00:05:34We're going to get through this together.

00:05:37Yeah.

00:05:51Ciao, Gucci.

00:05:53Did she have a good walk?

00:05:57What's wrong?

00:06:01Yeah.

00:06:02I'm sorry.

00:06:05This is...

00:06:05No, no, forget about it.

00:06:07I'm sorry about your sister.

00:06:09The treatments are just really expensive.

00:06:11I have a savings.

00:06:13For my doggy daycare.

00:06:15My dream, but...

00:06:18It's only enough for one treatment.

00:06:21And who knows how many she's going to need.

00:06:23Betsy practically raised us.

00:06:26After our parents passed,

00:06:28I would do anything for her.

00:06:29Amelia,

00:06:32I think I might know how to get you that money.

00:06:36You do?

00:06:37Hmm.

00:06:38Come back tonight.

00:06:40And, uh,

00:06:42make something nice.

00:06:45Come on, Becky.

00:06:53Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.

00:06:56Except for the dog hair.

00:07:01Well, come with me.

00:07:03I have someone I want you to meet.

00:07:06Are they from Italy?

00:07:07Yes.

00:07:08Wow.

00:07:08Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.

00:07:12Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.

00:07:17I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, right?

00:07:19Mm-hmm.

00:07:20Yeah.

00:07:21Aren't you the cleaning lady?

00:07:23I'm a dog walker.

00:07:24Don't be so defensive.

00:07:27I wasn't.

00:07:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.

00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.

00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?

00:07:40That'd be really hard.

00:07:41Hey, arrivederci, huh?

00:07:50Do you want to do me a favor?

00:07:52What?

00:07:57What exactly?

00:08:05How does it look?

00:08:06Not half bad.

00:08:08I mean, it's fine.

00:08:10Whatever.

00:08:14Let's do some sexy ones, okay?

00:08:16Or not.

00:08:18I don't feel like being your photographer all night.

00:08:20You work for my dad.

00:08:21You have to do what I say.

00:08:23You don't look like Romulus to me.

00:08:25Just a few more pictures.

00:08:27I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.

00:08:29I don't need Tinder.

00:08:31I'm an underwear model.

00:08:32My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.

00:08:35Whatever.

00:08:41Pour me another.

00:08:42I told you I'm...

00:08:43I told you I'm...

00:08:45Fine.

00:08:54See, dog walker.

00:08:56That wasn't so hard.

00:08:59What the fuck?

00:09:01This is fucking product!

00:09:03You're crazy, bitch!

00:09:12Amelia!

00:09:13Whoa.

00:09:14What's wrong?

00:09:15I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out.

00:09:18I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.

00:09:21I'm going to be leaving.

00:09:22No, no, no, please.

00:09:22I apologize.

00:09:24My son, he's...

00:09:25He's too mature.

00:09:26All right?

00:09:27And that's why I invited you to...

00:09:29Pour forward it.

00:09:31Please.

00:09:31All right?

00:09:32Just have a seat.

00:09:33All right?

00:09:34And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.

00:09:37Won't you, son?

00:09:38So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.

00:09:44Cancer?

00:09:45Hmm.

00:09:46Yeah.

00:09:46And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.

00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.

00:09:54Okay.

00:09:55I want the business.

00:09:56Now, I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.

00:10:04What kind of deal?

00:10:06Well, it's nothing crazy.

00:10:09No.

00:10:10You two just have to get married, that's all.

00:10:13What?

00:10:14What?

00:10:15Romulus, what are you saying?

00:10:17I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.

00:10:19Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.

00:10:23Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.

00:10:26Colangelo, look.

00:10:28You have to grow up before you can run our business.

00:10:31And the best way to do that is to get married.

00:10:33We're not even a match.

00:10:35We hate each other.

00:10:36At least I do.

00:10:37Obviously.

00:10:38See?

00:10:39There's something in common already.

00:10:41Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.

00:10:46We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.

00:10:50She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.

00:10:52Yeah, I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?

00:10:56But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.

00:11:00You two have chemistry.

00:11:02Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.

00:11:04As if.

00:11:06Romulus, isn't there another way?

00:11:08I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.

00:11:10Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?

00:11:13Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment

00:11:15if you just agree to this arrangement.

00:11:23What's it going to be?

00:11:26What's it going to be?

00:11:30Fine.

00:11:31I'll do it.

00:11:33For Betsy.

00:11:37Colangelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.

00:11:41If you're not going to agree to marry her,

00:11:43then you're going to lose the business.

00:11:47And you're also going to lose your inheritance.

00:11:50What the hell, Dad?

00:11:54Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.

00:11:57Now, let's just go into the office now.

00:12:01The lorries have already drafted the contract.

00:12:03And, son, we are going to need some champagne.

00:12:07You're in my mind.

00:12:08Yeah, try to make yourself look decent.

00:12:13You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.

00:12:16Followed by a wedding planned by me.

00:12:19And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.

00:12:23I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.

00:12:25Anyway, you must move in together immediately

00:12:28to avoid any suspicion, you know.

00:12:31Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,

00:12:34but, well, it can't do any good

00:12:36if word got out to the public, right?

00:12:38That's why this has to be our own secret.

00:12:41Aren't we agreed?

00:12:43Sure.

00:12:44All right.

00:12:46Sign in.

00:12:46Salute to the new couple.

00:13:07So, your place or mine?

00:13:19I'm not staying at a doghouse.

00:13:21Fine.

00:13:23Then we'll stay at yours.

00:13:24Okay.

00:13:24So, this is Michelangelo's place.

00:13:35It's like a museum in here.

00:13:38A Michelangelo museum.

00:13:40Ugh.

00:13:41Ugh.

00:13:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:13:55What was this?

00:13:57Put it in the trash.

00:13:58This isn't trash.

00:13:59These are my sisters.

00:14:00She's an artist.

00:14:02So, put them in your room.

00:14:03I said you could live here, not decorate.

00:14:05Oh, I'm sorry.

00:14:06Is it clashing with your banana hammock?

00:14:08That's man-thong.

00:14:10It's trademarked.

00:14:15Look, I gotta go meet somebody.

00:14:17If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,

00:14:18I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.

00:14:21It's electric.

00:14:24Oh, by the way,

00:14:29this is gonna work.

00:14:31You might want to start wearing that.

00:14:34Gee, thanks.

00:14:36Welcome.

00:14:42You're getting married?

00:14:44Shh, Betsy.

00:14:46Don't tell the whole world.

00:14:47Sorry, Amelia.

00:14:49It's just...

00:14:50It's not like you.

00:14:52Actually, we were...

00:14:53Reserved.

00:14:55Safe.

00:14:57Like I always taught you.

00:15:00Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.

00:15:05And besides,

00:15:06Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.

00:15:09So, I'm okay with the quick proposal.

00:15:11Michelangelo?

00:15:13The Ninja Turtle?

00:15:14Michelangelo?

00:15:15No.

00:15:16Michelangelo...

00:15:18Dino Valino?

00:15:19Maybe you've heard of him?

00:15:21Michelangelo Dino Valino?

00:15:23Shh!

00:15:24Michelangelo's like start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?

00:15:31How did you even meet?

00:15:33His dad is one of my clients.

00:15:36It's been a whirlwind of a romance.

00:15:40He's so toxic.

00:15:43Speak of the devil.

00:15:47Oh, yeah.

00:15:49You know, that's probably an old issue.

00:15:52This is a doctor's office.

00:15:55Amelia.

00:15:58Betsy Carlisle?

00:16:00Doctor's ready.

00:16:02We'll talk about this later.

00:16:04We're just gonna wet, baby.

00:16:28We're already wet.

00:16:34Where did that come from?

00:16:47Where did that come from?

00:17:04Nice place.

00:17:13I love the artwork.

00:17:15Thanks.

00:17:16Finally.

00:17:17Ooh, good taste.

00:17:20Oh, I'm good.

00:17:22You had plenty at dinner.

00:17:24More for me.

00:17:28You know,

00:17:29if you like it down here,

00:17:31you should see the bed.

00:17:34Who are you?

00:17:46Who are you?

00:17:48Chantel, this is Amelia,

00:17:51my roommate.

00:17:53Amelia.

00:17:55Whatever.

00:17:55Can you guys just keep it down?

00:17:57I have work tomorrow morning.

00:17:59This is my house?

00:18:01We will be as loud as we want to be.

00:18:04Scream at the top of our lungs.

00:18:07You've got to be kidding me.

00:18:09What's wrong, dog walker?

00:18:11He's jealous.

00:18:13Jealous?

00:18:13I'm not jealous.

00:18:17Sweet dreams.

00:18:18I can't believe he said I was jealous.

00:18:27How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?

00:18:30Even if he is kind of hot.

00:18:32See you later.

00:18:45See you later.

00:18:51And, um,

00:18:53don't worry about last night.

00:18:55Sorry.

00:18:56I had one too many to drink.

00:18:58It won't happen again.

00:18:59Better not.

00:18:59How's the hangover, roomie?

00:19:13Not now.

00:19:15My head's killing me.

00:19:16We need to talk about last night.

00:19:17No.

00:19:18What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.

00:19:20I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.

00:19:25Monogamy wasn't in the contract.

00:19:26But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.

00:19:29And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.

00:19:33Fine.

00:19:33I'll have her sign an NDA.

00:19:34Just give me my phone.

00:19:35My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.

00:19:39And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.

00:19:43Then neither of us get what we want.

00:19:45Yeah, no shit.

00:19:46I'm serious.

00:19:48Don't screw this up.

00:19:51I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.

00:19:54I know what I'm doing.

00:19:55Dog walker.

00:19:56And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.

00:19:59Whatever I want.

00:20:00Whatever I want.

00:20:01Fine.

00:20:03Do whatever you want.

00:20:06I'm sorry.

00:20:07It's a bit harsh.

00:20:08I just really hung over.

00:20:14That could have gone better.

00:20:20Hey, baby.

00:20:22You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.

00:20:25You're rich now.

00:20:26I know.

00:20:27I like it.

00:20:28Ah, it's good to hear.

00:20:29You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.

00:20:34Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?

00:20:38Oh, fine.

00:20:39Yeah.

00:20:40We're still getting to know each other.

00:20:42All right.

00:20:43Well, give him time, all right?

00:20:44Oh, and listen.

00:20:46He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?

00:20:49Look, I promise.

00:20:51I wouldn't be so sure.

00:20:52Yeah, you're right.

00:20:55Well, we'll see you later.

00:20:56Yeah.

00:20:56Come on, Gucci.

00:20:57Come on.

00:20:59Bye, Gucci.

00:21:03Hey, Amelia.

00:21:04Hey, Jake.

00:21:06Gucci, no.

00:21:07Royce.

00:21:10Say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.

00:21:14It's to see you up close for once.

00:21:16Yeah.

00:21:17Same here.

00:21:17Yeah.

00:21:17Sorry.

00:21:25Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.

00:21:28This whole family, actually.

00:21:30All these rich people are nuts.

00:21:33I should make a reality show.

00:21:35Little dog owners in Beverly Hills.

00:21:37Do you want to walk together?

00:21:41Let these two get to know each other?

00:21:43Yeah.

00:21:44I'd like that.

00:21:45So, how long have you been a dog walker?

00:21:52A couple months.

00:21:53I like it.

00:21:55I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.

00:21:57Barista.

00:21:58Booper driver.

00:22:00Delivery guy.

00:22:02Movie extra?

00:22:03You were in a movie.

00:22:05Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.

00:22:06I was trying to impress you.

00:22:07How about you?

00:22:10How long have you been doing this?

00:22:12I don't know.

00:22:12My whole life, I guess.

00:22:14It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.

00:22:18I want to open a doggy daycare someday.

00:22:21Wow.

00:22:22So you really like dogs?

00:22:24Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.

00:22:29If you want to hang out with this human sometime.

00:22:32My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.

00:22:35Do you want to go?

00:22:37And I have to admit, I had a crush on you.

00:22:41You did?

00:22:44Yeah.

00:22:46I still do.

00:22:49He's cute.

00:22:51I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.

00:22:54Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.

00:23:00I'd love to go to the concert.

00:23:02Hell yeah.

00:23:04I mean, uh, regular.

00:23:06Yeah.

00:23:07I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.

00:23:13I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.

00:23:17Hey, what's your ring?

00:23:18Um, it's just a class ring from high school.

00:23:25Looks pretty big.

00:23:27It was a big school.

00:23:29Public schools.

00:23:30Am I right?

00:23:31I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.

00:23:39Me?

00:23:40Me?

00:23:40Engaged?

00:23:41No.

00:23:42Are you kidding?

00:23:42I'm 24.

00:23:44I'm practically still a baby.

00:23:45I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.

00:23:49Nope.

00:23:50Single and ready to mingle.

00:23:52Okay.

00:23:56Voice pooped.

00:23:58Do I have to wear a suit every day?

00:24:10Of course.

00:24:11It's an office.

00:24:13You want to be CEO, you've got to look the part.

00:24:15You mean, like, you look like Willy Wonka without the Chocolate Factory?

00:24:20Very funny.

00:24:21You know I'm retiring next year.

00:24:23Yes, I know.

00:24:23Yeah.

00:24:23That means you've got to get up to speed rapidamente.

00:24:26So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we've got a lot to do.

00:24:30Can I get to Starbucks first?

00:24:31Fuck no.

00:24:33Come on, Dad.

00:24:43Help!

00:24:45Oh my goodness.

00:24:48Are you okay?

00:24:49Hi.

00:24:50I'm Michelangelo.

00:24:56You're engaged, remember?

00:24:59And this is our new palette.

00:25:02It's Matt's collection.

00:25:04He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.

00:25:08But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.

00:25:13What, Dad?

00:25:23What a day, Dad.

00:25:25It's not even lunchtime yet.

00:25:27Look at you.

00:25:27You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.

00:25:32Just stick with it, will you, kid?

00:25:34Hard work does pay off.

00:25:35Let me just look at Amelia.

00:25:37What about her?

00:25:38She comes from nothing, son.

00:25:40Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard.

00:25:43And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.

00:25:47I guess that's impressive.

00:25:49Yeah, see.

00:25:50See, it is.

00:25:51I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?

00:25:53I just hope I don't get that uptight.

00:26:02Break's over.

00:26:03Well, not too bad, huh?

00:26:19One day down.

00:26:21Forty more years to go.

00:26:22Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise

00:26:32you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.

00:26:38You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.

00:26:47Tonight?

00:26:48Shit.

00:26:49When am I going to tell Chantel?

00:26:50I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.

00:26:52The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.

00:26:54Lights, camera, red carpet.

00:26:56Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdea family.

00:27:02Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?

00:27:04I mean, we just signed the contract.

00:27:07What's the matter?

00:27:09You're getting along, aren't you?

00:27:10Yeah, yeah.

00:27:11Just really starting to warm up to each other.

00:27:15All right, so it's all settled.

00:27:16I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo, and don't be late.

00:27:22Oh, my dad.

00:27:25Mm-hmm.

00:27:35So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?

00:27:40Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.

00:27:45And?

00:27:47And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.

00:27:50But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.

00:27:56You better not let that hair down.

00:27:58Sorry.

00:27:58Just an expression.

00:27:59How's it going in there?

00:28:08I'm coming out.

00:28:18That bad?

00:28:19I've never seen a dog walker look this hot by that dress ASAP.

00:28:31Leave me alone, party boy.

00:28:34I've got my own function tonight.

00:28:35I've got my own function tonight.

00:29:05What are you looking at?

00:29:11You're spilling all over yourself.

00:29:13Thanks.

00:29:13Um, I...

00:29:16Did you forget my name?

00:29:18No, it's just...

00:29:20Something different.

00:29:22Did you change your hair?

00:29:24Why do you care?

00:29:25The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.

00:29:27I'm going out.

00:29:28I just forgot my charger.

00:29:29Awesome.

00:29:30Thanks.

00:29:30I'm taking this.

00:29:35Wait.

00:29:35I've been calling you.

00:29:36We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.

00:29:37I told you.

00:29:38I'm busy.

00:29:39Hold on.

00:29:43Amelia!

00:29:43All right.

00:29:52Hey.

00:29:52Look who's right on time.

00:29:54Nice.

00:29:55Where's Amelia?

00:29:58She's...

00:29:58sick.

00:29:59She can't make it.

00:30:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:30:02If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.

00:30:05Yeah, you got to stay home with her.

00:30:07Give her some...

00:30:08Give her some nice soup.

00:30:10I'll catch both of you for the next one.

00:30:12Telling me that I hope she feels better soon.

00:30:14Poor thing.

00:30:16Okay, Dad.

00:30:18See you in the office.

00:30:18Stupid dog walker?

00:30:26Tricking me with her makeover.

00:30:27I'll teach her to mess with my plans.

00:30:37Hey.

00:30:38It's Michael and I love Dean Levino.

00:30:40You still track people?

00:30:48Wow.

00:30:56Amelia.

00:30:57Hi.

00:30:59You look like you just walked off a runway.

00:31:02Without a dog.

00:31:04Sorry.

00:31:05I don't come to concerts often.

00:31:07I kind of panicked.

00:31:08No worries.

00:31:09I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.

00:31:12Yeah.

00:31:13But you're drinking for free tonight.

00:31:15Talk to the bartender.

00:31:17Wow.

00:31:17The IP treatment.

00:31:18You look like me.

00:31:21Thanks, Dad.

00:31:23Hey.

00:31:24Lover boy.

00:31:25We're on.

00:31:27Gotta go.

00:31:29Find me in the green room after.

00:31:31Hope you like it.

00:31:32Break a leg.

00:31:33Lover boy.

00:31:34Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.

00:31:56All I do.

00:31:57You know what I want, babe.

00:32:01You know what I want.

00:32:04Good.

00:32:06Nothing from Michelangelo.

00:32:07Maybe he's learned his lesson.

00:32:10One more, please.

00:32:11One more, please.

00:32:16But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.

00:32:18Jake, you guys are great.

00:32:26You really think so?

00:32:30I feel like we're ripping off the strokes.

00:32:32The who?

00:32:34You don't know the strokes.

00:32:38Are they older?

00:32:39I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.

00:32:43It's alright.

00:32:44Lots of stuff to introduce you to.

00:32:47You want some of that a drink?

00:32:48Yeah.

00:32:50So, when did you learn how to play guitar?

00:33:00Since I was 13.

00:33:01Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally

00:33:05going someplace.

00:33:06That's awesome.

00:33:08And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.

00:33:13You're going to quit dog walking?

00:33:15I thought you liked it.

00:33:16I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.

00:33:21I don't even like dogs that much.

00:33:23I'm more of a cat person.

00:33:25A cat person?

00:33:29Who doesn't like dogs?

00:33:31Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.

00:33:33I don't want to talk about work tonight.

00:33:36I just want to relax.

00:33:38Have a good time.

00:33:40How beautiful, you know that?

00:33:44I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.

00:33:46No, I'm not sure.

00:33:48We have nothing in common.

00:33:49Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?

00:33:54The heck.

00:33:55I'm tipsy.

00:33:56He's cute.

00:33:57Michelangelo had his fun.

00:33:58Now I can have mine.

00:34:13Looks like someone needs obedience.

00:34:15What's going on?

00:34:18That's Michelangelo Dina Lavino, the Nepo baby underwear model.

00:34:22He's not.

00:34:23You coming with me, dog walker?

00:34:25Don't make me get the leash.

00:34:26What the hell, Michelangelo?

00:34:28Back off, dude.

00:34:30Back off.

00:34:31Grubby little hipster.

00:34:32She's my fiancée.

00:34:34So that was an engagement ring?

00:34:36Jake, I can explain.

00:34:37Let's go.

00:34:41I'm really sorry, Jake.

00:34:43I'm not Jake.

00:34:49This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.

00:34:52And this is for making me listen to Andy.

00:35:01I can't believe you did that.

00:35:03After your high and mighty speech?

00:35:04You're such a hypocrite.

00:35:06Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.

00:35:08Just an Italian-American psycho.

00:35:10I'm not following you around.

00:35:13You know what?

00:35:14I get it.

00:35:14You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.

00:35:19Me jealous?

00:35:20Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?

00:35:23Like I would ever fuck a dog walker.

00:35:25I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.

00:35:27I have a name.

00:35:30Wait, what are you doing?

00:35:31That is an original.

00:35:32I'm so sick of your bullshit.

00:35:33Oh, fine.

00:35:36I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.

00:35:39I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.

00:35:42You're treating me like shit.

00:35:44That's from the Renaissance.

00:35:46You're history's worst nightmare.

00:35:47I tried to make this work with you.

00:35:49We signed a contract.

00:35:50For an arranged marriage.

00:35:52Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:35:55You are such a simpleton.

00:35:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:36:00Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.

00:36:04I tried to get along with you.

00:36:05You brought this on to yourself.

00:36:07I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.

00:36:09Right back at you.

00:36:10I fucking hate you.

00:36:12I fucking hate you more.

00:36:14I ver running around here.

00:36:25I thought I was a prawn.

00:36:27I thought I was a happy man.

00:36:28I thought I was a struck up with the penis in my heart.

00:36:31I don't even know when I realized why I couldn't change it.

00:36:36I thought I was like, you want to see?

00:36:38You want to

00:37:08Where am I who's spooning me is that Jake how drunk was I

00:37:27Michelangelo dog walker oh I forgot we did that last night

00:37:35Must have been all those free beers

00:37:39We don't have to talk about this right we got too many drinks just forget it ever happened if

00:37:45That's what you want definitely

00:37:48Um I

00:37:51Have to go to work I should get up too

00:37:56Oh my head

00:37:58There's pedialite in the fridge

00:38:00Thanks for coming today sis of course

00:38:03My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise

00:38:07Well you look great

00:38:10Thanks

00:38:11I don't feel great

00:38:14The treatment is taking a lot out of me

00:38:17You on the other hand

00:38:20Are glowing today

00:38:21What's going on

00:38:24So

00:38:26Michelangelo and I had sex last night

00:38:28Wait

00:38:30For the first time

00:38:32Yeah

00:38:34We're taking it slow

00:38:36Michelangelo

00:38:37The male gigolo

00:38:38Taking it slow

00:38:39Maybe I did misjudge him

00:38:44And

00:38:46How was it

00:38:48Well

00:38:49Really bad

00:38:50Right

00:38:51I knew it

00:38:52Actually

00:38:54It was the best sex I ever had

00:38:56Well

00:38:57That

00:38:58Explains the glow

00:39:02I am happy for you sis

00:39:04Physical chemistry is important

00:39:07That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about

00:39:10I don't get it

00:39:11He and I are nothing alike

00:39:12And yet he knows how to push all of my buttons

00:39:14I feel like

00:39:15Like an arcade game

00:39:16And he just keeps getting the high score

00:39:17Again and again

00:39:18And

00:39:20You get the picture

00:39:23Hey

00:39:25Opposites attract

00:39:27I mean

00:39:28That's why you guys love each other so much

00:39:31Cause you're so different

00:39:33Something like that

00:39:34Hey

00:39:40Here it comes

00:39:42Right on the schedule

00:39:44The dog walker is in love with me

00:39:46I'll have to let her down easy

00:39:48Weird

00:39:50I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning

00:39:51What was that about? Must be the hangover.

00:40:12Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight. Maybe we can finish what we started last time.

00:40:21Hey, unfortunately something came up. I can't make it tonight.

00:40:36Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker? And why hasn't she texted me yet?

00:40:51Hey.

00:41:02Hi. We should talk about it.

00:41:08I'm not very good with words.

00:41:13Me neither.

00:41:14But last night I...

00:41:15You don't have to say anything. We both know it was a mistake.

00:41:19And we can just go back to hating each other. Like nothing ever happened.

00:41:23I don't think you understand it. You just listen to me for a second.

00:41:26Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings. I'm a big girl. I've had a one night stand before.

00:41:31I've never been with someone like you before.

00:41:34Okay, I get it. I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.

00:41:40You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.

00:41:44I know that if you would take back last night, that you would. And frankly, so would I.

00:41:48I mean, you're driving me nuts. You don't understand. Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.

00:41:54I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me. Wait, did you just call me Amelia?

00:42:04What happened to Dog Walker?

00:42:07I have a confession to make.

00:42:10Last night, I don't know how. I don't know why.

00:42:15That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.

00:42:19Really?

00:42:21Do I look like I'm lying? I'm not a good actor. I could even do reality TV.

00:42:28But there is a fire between us, Amelia. Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.

00:42:36You sound like you're reading a horoscope.

00:42:40Amelia, please. I know you felt it too.

00:42:46Amelia, please. Don't act like you didn't feel it too.

00:42:55I felt it too.

00:42:58So why are we fighting it? I've been thinking about you all day.

00:43:05Me too.

00:43:07Te deseo.

00:43:08You still see Sam Dubai too.

00:43:10What can't you do?

00:43:11No!

00:43:12Robbie değilat fluent.

00:43:13Mağaz eurem Americaazoğ

00:43:23is the same place as amegem.

00:43:28I possibly can imagine you like you.

00:43:29Everybody can use it.

00:43:31I speak first and I'm like,

00:43:32''Oh, er.'"

00:43:33Really?

00:43:34How do I not like the buttermilPhone?

00:43:35so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to

00:43:45live fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name

00:43:50no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait

00:43:57till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat

00:44:02you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad

00:44:12thanks you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything

00:44:22i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me

00:44:31together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else

00:44:36oh gucci what's the rush

00:44:50oh hey royce

00:44:57jake

00:44:59how's it going

00:45:00good yeah

00:45:02look the other night was kind of crazy i know

00:45:06i should have told you about michelangelo

00:45:09we were kind of in a fight

00:45:12i'm sorry for bringing you into this

00:45:14is he always like that so aggressive and controlling

00:45:18i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging

00:45:23home his woman

00:45:24well i am his woman

00:45:26he saw us together and he got jealous

00:45:29and i don't blame him

00:45:31oh my god

00:45:32am i actually sticking up for michelangelo

00:45:35dina volino

00:45:36i didn't mean a pride

00:45:38i just wanted to make sure everything's okay

00:45:41i'm here if you need to talk

00:45:43thanks jake but i'm engaged

00:45:46remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance

00:45:51i thought we had a connection

00:45:52you're a cat person

00:45:54it never would have worked

00:45:56come on gucci let's go

00:45:59cats are awesome

00:46:04that was a great presentation

00:46:09the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line

00:46:12do you think so

00:46:13maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing

00:46:17oh yeah yeah

00:46:19now listen

00:46:19i gotta fly to paris for a few days

00:46:22you mind watching your little brother for me

00:46:24gucci

00:46:25sure

00:46:25but i mean

00:46:27you know dogs are more emilia's specialty

00:46:29yeah

00:46:30but that's how you impress her

00:46:31you invite her for a romantic date

00:46:33at the dog park

00:46:34at the dog park

00:46:35mm-hmm

00:46:36i just texted her

00:46:37it's all set

00:46:38now

00:46:39go get her lover boy

00:46:42so

00:46:53you just throw it and he brings it back

00:46:55you've never played fetch before

00:46:58it's my dad's dog

00:47:00not mine

00:47:01let me try

00:47:03that's okay

00:47:05i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands

00:47:09do you ever get tired of the dog stuff

00:47:14no

00:47:16i like my work

00:47:17what's the point in working if you never get a chance to have fun

00:47:22you're right

00:47:23you're right

00:47:24i should work less

00:47:25if nothing else

00:47:27you're letting me get closer to my little brother

00:47:30fetch gucci

00:47:35i've got a big surprise

00:47:41a surprise

00:47:42just wait and see

00:47:44grazie

00:47:52have a good night

00:47:53mr dino gallino

00:47:54what's that

00:48:01special delivery from masterione's italian deli

00:48:04but gucci

00:48:08it's your favorite prosciutto

00:48:10you know that's awful for dogs

00:48:13right

00:48:14i thought you were

00:48:16off the clock

00:48:18besides a special occasion

00:48:20i also thought we could use his water bowl

00:48:24to pour a little chianti into

00:48:25there you go

00:48:26no kidding

00:48:27this is for us

00:48:29why don't you get us a court screw

00:48:31what else is in the bag

00:48:32just some imported italian ingredients

00:48:35so i can make you a real italian dinner

00:48:37you can cook

00:48:39that was so good

00:48:52i feel like i just

00:48:54went to italy

00:48:55even though i've never been

00:48:56how did you

00:48:58do this

00:48:59i can't cook at all

00:49:00making italian food

00:49:02is one of my favorite things to do

00:49:03did you learn in culinary school

00:49:05no

00:49:06my mom taught me

00:49:07tell me about her

00:49:09i've never told a girl about my mom

00:49:12sorry

00:49:14i don't mean to pray

00:49:15she

00:49:17passed away when i was 11

00:49:18breast cancer

00:49:20but i have a lot of good memories of her

00:49:23she grew up in a little village in tuscany

00:49:26and

00:49:26she taught me everything i know about cooking

00:49:29we'd spend hours in the kitchen just

00:49:32cooking and eating and laughing

00:49:35i still

00:49:37have all of her recipes

00:49:39here

00:49:39handwritten in italian

00:49:41that's really special

00:49:43i miss her

00:49:47this might sound corny but

00:49:50i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes

00:49:53it's not corny

00:49:55but i didn't know you were such a softie

00:49:58just

00:49:59don't tell tmz

00:50:00what about your parents

00:50:03my parents died in a car accident

00:50:06when i was 13

00:50:07it's been me and betsy ever since

00:50:10i'm sorry

00:50:11i just really hope these treatments work

00:50:14i don't want to lose her too

00:50:18i'm sorry

00:50:21your story made me emotional

00:50:23i'm gonna go do the dishes

00:50:25i'll help you

00:50:26no

00:50:26no it's fine

00:50:27i like doing the dishes

00:50:28it relaxes me

00:50:30good

00:50:31because i hate them

00:50:32well then i guess we make a good team

00:50:34is it just the wine

00:50:40or am i really falling for

00:50:42him

00:50:43her

00:50:43you don't want espresso

00:50:47hey

00:50:56hey

00:50:57do you want an espresso

00:50:59i just figured out how to make the machine work

00:51:02no thank you

00:51:03i need to have a morning meeting

00:51:04i'm kind of in a rush

00:51:05okay well

00:51:06don't forget gucci

00:51:07how could i

00:51:08ready bro

00:51:11well let me fix your tie

00:51:13what do you know about ties

00:51:16you wear t-shirts to work

00:51:18and you wore man thongs two weeks ago

00:51:21touché

00:51:23there you go

00:51:25okay bye

00:51:26bye

00:51:27love you

00:51:30love you too

00:51:31sorry

00:51:41it's reflex

00:51:43i didn't mean to say that

00:51:44me neither

00:51:45too soon

00:51:46talk about it later

00:51:48yeah

00:51:50okay

00:51:51okay

00:51:52ugh

00:51:53could that have been any more awkward

00:51:54and is michelangelo really in love with me

00:51:58look who's here

00:52:03hey

00:52:04my little guy

00:52:05hey little gucci

00:52:07look at this right here

00:52:09huh

00:52:10let's try it on

00:52:12oh yeah now here's that

00:52:15here's mine

00:52:16right

00:52:16just like that

00:52:18huh

00:52:18yeah

00:52:19even got one for big brother

00:52:21right there

00:52:22come to papa

00:52:24yeah

00:52:25my boy

00:52:26all right

00:52:28all right

00:52:28so

00:52:28we gotta talk about this

00:52:30this wedding

00:52:31right

00:52:31this is two weeks off

00:52:32hollywood bowl

00:52:33they're waiting for an answer

00:52:35and i bumped into

00:52:36chris martin

00:52:37on the plane

00:52:38he says the band

00:52:39is free

00:52:40you like cold play

00:52:42right

00:52:42dad

00:52:43we can't have the wedding

00:52:44at the hollywood

00:52:45oh

00:52:46well all right

00:52:48then we'll book

00:52:49the magic castle

00:52:50how about that

00:52:51not too big

00:52:51plenty of room for cold play

00:52:53huh

00:52:53dad

00:52:54let's just pump the brakes

00:52:55we cannot plan a wedding like this

00:52:58what

00:52:58something wrong with

00:52:59really

00:53:00no

00:53:01everything's great

00:53:02it's better than great

00:53:05honestly

00:53:05but

00:53:06we cannot

00:53:07have a big flashy wedding

00:53:09that's

00:53:10our thing

00:53:11it's not amelia's thing

00:53:12i think it'd make her uncomfortable

00:53:15wow

00:53:16i never thought of that

00:53:18you know

00:53:20you have a very good point there

00:53:21i'm very impressed

00:53:24you've never acted like this

00:53:27with any other woman

00:53:28i can't say i've ever felt like this

00:53:31with another girl

00:53:32sounds like you might be falling in love

00:53:35love

00:53:36yeah

00:53:38i don't know

00:53:40he's so cute

00:53:42all right all right

00:53:44change of deal

00:53:45gonna cancel the hollywood bowl

00:53:47all right

00:53:48and then we'll have a nice small

00:53:49intimate affair

00:53:51a wedding

00:53:52with cold play

00:53:53no cold play dad

00:53:55no cold play

00:53:57so

00:54:03it's about my cancer treatment

00:54:06it's not working

00:54:08i know it

00:54:09i talked to my doctors yesterday

00:54:12and i'm cured

00:54:14what

00:54:15you're cured

00:54:17oh

00:54:18congratulations

00:54:20thank you

00:54:21i wasn't expecting it

00:54:23i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions

00:54:26it only took two sessions

00:54:29i almost had enough in my savings to cover that

00:54:32maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money

00:54:35what's wrong sis

00:54:37we should be celebrating

00:54:39i brought prosecco

00:54:40no

00:54:41yeah

00:54:42no i'm good

00:54:44yeah

00:54:44amelia

00:54:46i'm your sister

00:54:48you can tell me anything

00:54:49is it michelangelo

00:54:52is everything okay

00:54:54if that punk pretty boy hurts you

00:54:57i will take that man thong

00:54:58and give him a wedgie so far up his butt

00:55:00that it will cut him in two

00:55:02it's not michelangelo

00:55:05betsy

00:55:05it's me

00:55:08i have to tell you something

00:55:11i cannot believe

00:55:16that they convinced you to do

00:55:17an arranged marriage

00:55:19what is this game of thrones

00:55:21it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments

00:55:24and you know that i would do anything for you

00:55:26actually

00:55:28he's not that bad

00:55:30i kind of like him

00:55:33yeah

00:55:35babe

00:55:35that's called stockholm syndrome

00:55:37we need to get you out of there

00:55:39betsy

00:55:40i have

00:55:41real feelings for him

00:55:44but

00:55:45what about the tabloid stories

00:55:48you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world

00:55:51they banned him

00:55:52for life

00:55:54you'll never go to epcon

00:55:55he's not actually like the stories

00:55:58or

00:55:59at least not to me

00:56:00he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia

00:56:04if you marry michelangelo

00:56:08he will make your life a living hell

00:56:11what if you meet him

00:56:14yeah

00:56:15meet him

00:56:16maybe he'll change your mind

00:56:18maybe

00:56:18maybe you'll actually like him

00:56:20don't count on it

00:56:21please

00:56:22me

00:56:23just give him a chance

00:56:24fine

00:56:26yes

00:56:27only one

00:56:28yes

00:56:29you won't regret it

00:56:33i'm gonna go get the prosecco

00:56:34you better bring the whole bottle

00:56:38thank you for making dinner

00:56:42of course

00:56:44i'm glad she's cancer free

00:56:45we need to celebrate

00:56:47michelangelo

00:56:50you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me

00:56:54right

00:56:55you mean besides me

00:56:56i'm serious

00:56:57it's really important to me that you two get along

00:56:59have a glass of wine

00:57:02tonight's gonna be great

00:57:04it's enormous

00:57:15why would anybody need so much room

00:57:21it's nice to see you too sis

00:57:24nice to finally meet you

00:57:28let's see

00:57:28so

00:57:31this is the

00:57:33infamous

00:57:35michelangelo

00:57:37how about we start off with a glass of champagne

00:57:41$96 Dom Perignon

00:57:43Amelia said that's the year that you were born

00:57:45yeah

00:57:47sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff

00:57:49it's worth more than my car

00:57:51why would anybody spend that much on a drink

00:57:53$8.99 at Ralph's

00:57:57it's delicious

00:57:58this was made in France

00:58:01sorry

00:58:02can't touch that stuff

00:58:03so

00:58:05who wants a drink

00:58:07you hardly touch your food

00:58:28it's a little too rich

00:58:33for me

00:58:33mine tastes great

00:58:36so michelangelo

00:58:39i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up

00:58:44you don't mind

00:58:45you don't mind do you

00:58:46fire away

00:58:47so i know you two have been having your

00:58:51fun

00:58:53um

00:58:54but

00:58:55what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off

00:59:00i don't think it's going to

00:59:02that's cute and all but

00:59:05what about her career are you gonna support her

00:59:08or kids what's your stance on that

00:59:10or are you just gonna

00:59:12jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious

00:59:15betsy

00:59:16look

00:59:16i know i have a past

00:59:19but

00:59:20i'm committed to her

00:59:22we haven't talked about kids but

00:59:24i'm open to anything

00:59:25see michelangelo that's my point

00:59:27you two are getting married

00:59:29and you barely know each other

00:59:31we know that

00:59:32easy betsy

00:59:34i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon

00:59:38and if you really cared about amelia

00:59:40you would give her the time

00:59:42and what makes you such an expert

00:59:44i don't see a ring on your finger

00:59:46michelangelo

00:59:48you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now

00:59:51it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her

00:59:53she gets it from you

00:59:53are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia

00:59:57you started it

01:00:01why don't we all just

01:00:05calm down

01:00:06betsy's just looking out for my best interest

01:00:08no

01:00:09she's alone and miserable

01:00:10and trying to drag you down with her

01:00:12that's not fair michelangelo

01:00:14she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door

01:00:16you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills

01:00:18and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy

01:00:21you know what

01:00:22you can't talk to betsy like that

01:00:24that's my sister

01:00:25she just survived cancer

01:00:26that doesn't give her a right to insult her

01:00:31to insult me inside my own house

01:00:32this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants

01:00:35not to me

01:00:36you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you

01:00:39see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that

01:00:45you told her

01:00:46she's my sister

01:00:47i don't care that violates our agreement

01:00:49oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation

01:00:53it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia

01:00:56i love you

01:00:58you love me

01:01:00don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means

01:01:03shut the fuck up

01:01:04you know what maybe she was right

01:01:07i shouldn't have signed that contract

01:01:09it's over

01:01:09we need to get out of here

01:01:16i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets

01:01:21emilia

01:01:26i know this is hard to hear

01:01:28but

01:01:29you did the right thing

01:01:32you could do so much better than him

01:01:34yeah

01:01:35but he isn't a monster

01:01:38i shouldn't have said that

01:01:39we can talk about it on the road

01:01:41get packing

01:01:43and if we leave now

01:01:45we can get to mexico by dawn

01:01:46lay low for a bit

01:01:47mexico

01:01:48or canada

01:01:49whatever

01:01:50it's that or stay here and get sued

01:01:52by the dino lovinos

01:01:54or worse

01:01:55i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us

01:01:59i mean

01:01:59i only told you about the contract

01:02:02it's not like i told the media

01:02:03you don't know that

01:02:05we're

01:02:06liabilities

01:02:08lose ends

01:02:09you should listen to more true crime podcast

01:02:11get rid of that thing

01:02:17they could be tracking us right now

01:02:19yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night

01:02:24see

01:02:26he could have a sniper on us

01:02:28it's romulus

01:02:33hey romulus

01:02:34what

01:02:36what do you mean gucci's missing

01:02:39you came

01:02:51against my better judgment

01:02:54i'm not happy you've been blowing me off

01:02:57i've just been busy

01:02:59but

01:02:59it's over with now

01:03:02you should

01:03:04punish me for straying

01:03:06you make me sick

01:03:09i make me sick

01:03:11nice

01:03:20underwear

01:03:22it's a great craftsmanship

01:03:25okay

01:03:30let's get this over with

01:03:32is that all you have to say

01:03:35do you even realize how hot i am

01:03:38i'm

01:03:39sorry

01:03:40chantelle

01:03:41i thought i wanted this

01:03:44but i don't

01:03:47i'm not the stud that i used to be

01:03:51amelia broke up with me

01:03:56it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes

01:04:03never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walker but here i am fucking devastated

01:04:10and all her wishes i could take back how i acted

01:04:13i just wanted to come back to me

01:04:16come in there

01:04:21amelia

01:04:26hi dad

01:04:29gucci's gone

01:04:31i'll be right there

01:04:33gucci gucci

01:04:40i love you

01:04:41romulus

01:04:41what hold on

01:04:43oh

01:04:43well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know

01:04:48we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden

01:04:50he just shot off like a rocket

01:04:52i've been calling him all night but he won't come back

01:04:56well we can help you find him

01:04:59yeah

01:05:00right

01:05:01good thanks

01:05:04gucci

01:05:05this better not be a trap

01:05:07just come on

01:05:08gucci

01:05:12gucci

01:05:13gucci

01:05:14hey where's becalangelo

01:05:15huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you

01:05:18oh um he's

01:05:20sorry i'm late dad

01:05:21where were you

01:05:23i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's

01:05:26gucci's favorite prosciutto

01:05:28this doesn't ring out of hiding

01:05:30nothing will

01:05:31smart move

01:05:33here ladies

01:05:34take a piece of this prosciutto

01:05:35yeah that's it

01:05:37amelie

01:05:41amelie

01:05:42gucci

01:05:50gucci

01:05:52gucci

01:05:57gucci

01:05:58gucci

01:05:59gucci

01:06:00gucci

01:06:01gucci

01:06:02gucci

01:06:03gucci

01:06:04gucci

01:06:05gucci

01:06:06gucci

01:06:07gucci

01:06:08gucci

01:06:09gucci

01:06:10gucci

01:06:11gucci

01:06:12gucci

01:06:13gucci

01:06:14gucci

01:06:15gucci

01:06:16gucci

01:06:17gucci

01:06:18He's really there for his dad.

01:06:21His dad's dog.

01:06:24So you approve now?

01:06:26They didn't say that.

01:06:29Gucci!

01:06:33Gucci!

01:06:34My boy's back!

01:06:36Oh!

01:06:43Okay, okay.

01:06:45I'm a little closer to approving.

01:06:53I might have possibly misjudged you.

01:07:01A little.

01:07:03It's okay.

01:07:04Most of what the tabloids publish is true.

01:07:07They just leave out part of the story.

01:07:10Amelia, can we talk?

01:07:16Please.

01:07:19Amelia, can we talk?

01:07:23Please.

01:07:25Okay.

01:07:34Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.

01:07:38I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.

01:07:47I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.

01:07:51Thanks for saying that.

01:07:56I needed to hear that.

01:07:59And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.

01:08:02You're not one.

01:08:05I'm still learning new things about you.

01:08:08Most of them are good.

01:08:09I'm happy we signed the contract.

01:08:14I'm not.

01:08:17You're not?

01:08:18What do you mean?

01:08:20Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...

01:08:23I meant it when I said that I love you.

01:08:27And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.

01:08:33I want to know that our love is real.

01:08:38Dad.

01:08:39What is it, son?

01:08:40I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.

01:08:44Why, son?

01:08:46Because I want to ask her to marry me.

01:08:50And not because of some legal obligation.

01:08:55But because she wants to.

01:09:02Consider our contract null and void.

01:09:10Amelia, where will it be?

01:09:16Will you marry me?

01:09:19Will you marry me?

01:09:22Yes.

01:09:23I'll marry you.

01:09:24I'll marry you.

01:09:40You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.

01:09:43And I'm the happiest dog walker.

01:09:46Look at me.

01:09:47I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.

01:09:51All right, all right, you two.

01:09:53That's enough, all right?

01:09:55We spent this whole night together.

01:09:57Come over to my place, all right?

01:09:59We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.

01:10:02Hopefully it's not too rich for you.

01:10:05I think I can get used to it.

01:10:07And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?

01:10:10I want to hear from everybody involved.

01:10:13Especially Coldplay.

01:10:14We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.

01:10:17It was worth a try.

01:10:18Okay.

01:10:40And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.

01:10:44Michelangelo?

01:10:48Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.

01:10:56I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs.

01:11:04I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.

01:11:08I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.

01:11:19And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.

01:11:31Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear.

01:11:40I love you so much.

01:11:43I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.

01:11:56Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.

01:12:01Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.

01:12:09And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way.

01:12:15I know your mom would be proud of you.

01:12:17Ti amo, Michelangelo.

01:12:18With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

01:12:28You may kiss your bride.

01:12:37Thanks.

01:12:39I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.

01:12:42I'm Jake, another dog walker.

01:12:45It's crazy, you know, given my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.

01:12:52Me too.

01:12:56It's classic.

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