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Matrimoney - Full Movie
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00:00:00Married.
00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:26Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:28She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't look at that.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:58Wait, what are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine!
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:14That's from the renaissance.
00:01:16That's from the renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:30Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:42I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:12To be fair, when we thought I was legal, we'll just swim there.
00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Come on, Gucci.
00:02:41Let's go.
00:02:42Hey, Amelia.
00:02:43Come on, Gucci.
00:02:51Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12See, see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37Hmm.
00:03:37All right.
00:03:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:03:55Excuse me.
00:03:56Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:26These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:43Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:55I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:03Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Nah, Sueliden's back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:23Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned.
00:05:34You went to business school.
00:05:35You have potential, okay?
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:41Because so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen the ante from you.
00:05:46But...
00:05:47Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um...
00:05:55But...
00:05:55I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me, it's fine.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:16Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:21Oh my God.
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:28And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:36We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:41You're welcome.
00:06:54Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings.
00:07:17For my doggy daycare.
00:07:18My dream, but...
00:07:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia.
00:07:35I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:41Hmm.
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And, uh...
00:07:46Wear something nice.
00:07:49Come on, baby.
00:07:50Come on, baby.
00:07:50Come on.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:01Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:24Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44I'm really happy.
00:08:46Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:08:48Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What?
00:09:02Exactly.
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:12Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:18Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:41For me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:09:53Fine.
00:09:59See?
00:10:00Dog Walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:02What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:13Asshole.
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa.
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:28I'm going to be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no.
00:10:28Please.
00:10:29I apologize.
00:10:31My son, he's just immature.
00:10:33All right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:38All right?
00:10:39Just have a seat.
00:10:40All right?
00:10:40And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:43So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:51Hmm.
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:03Now.
00:11:03I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:11Oh, well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Angelo, look, you have to grow up before you can run out business.
00:11:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45I see.
00:11:46There's something uncommon already.
00:11:49Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah.
00:11:53We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:11:59Yeah, I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:24What's it going to be?
00:12:34What's it going to be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:45Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not going to agree to marry her, then you're going to lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:11And, son, we are going to need some champagne.
00:13:15Right, my mom.
00:13:16Try and make yourself look decent now.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an unarranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:54Sign in.
00:13:54Sign in.
00:13:54Salute to the new couple.
00:14:15So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm missing a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:32So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:05What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:07This isn't trash.
00:15:09These are my sisters.
00:15:09She's an artist.
00:15:11So, put them in your room.
00:15:12I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:15Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:17That's man-thong.
00:15:19It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, we'll throw it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:36Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:44Gee, thanks.
00:15:44Thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:53You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:58Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:00It's not like you.
00:16:03You're saying we're...
00:16:04Reserved.
00:16:06Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:09Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:24The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:28Dino Valino?
00:16:29Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Valino?
00:16:33No.
00:16:33Shh.
00:16:38So, should I admit, like, start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:47It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:51He's so toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil.
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:16:59You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:03This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:14We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:40Where did that come from?
00:17:58Nice place.
00:18:25I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks, Marley.
00:18:29Ooh, good taste.
00:18:32No, I'm good.
00:18:34You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:36More for me.
00:18:40You know, if you like it down here,
00:18:43you should see the bedroom.
00:18:44Ooh.
00:18:46Who are you?
00:18:58Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:04My roommate.
00:19:06Whatever.
00:19:07Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house?
00:19:13We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:16Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:19You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:21What's wrong, Doug Walker?
00:19:23Who's jealous?
00:19:25Jealous?
00:19:25I'm not jealous.
00:19:29Sweet dreams.
00:19:30I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:39How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:44See you later.
00:20:04And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:08Sorry.
00:20:09I had one too many to drink.
00:20:10It won't happen again.
00:20:12Better not.
00:20:14Oh, my God.
00:20:24How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now.
00:20:28My head's killing me.
00:20:29We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No.
00:20:31What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:35I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:46Fine.
00:20:46I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:47Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:58Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious.
00:21:01Don't screw this up.
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:07I know what I'm doing.
00:21:08Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine.
00:21:16Do whatever you want.
00:21:19Sorry.
00:21:20It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21I'm just really...
00:21:24hungover.
00:21:25That could have gone better.
00:21:33Hey, baby.
00:21:36You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:41I like it.
00:21:42Ah, that's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:48Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine.
00:21:52I mean, yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:21:56All right.
00:21:56Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen.
00:21:59He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02Look, I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:06Yeah, you're right.
00:22:08Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Come on.
00:22:12Bye, Gooch.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no.
00:22:21Royce.
00:22:22I'd say a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:30Yeah, same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46I should make a reality show.
00:22:48We're a little dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:50Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58I'd like that.
00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:12Barista.
00:23:13Uber driver.
00:23:15Delivery guy.
00:23:16A little bit extra?
00:23:18You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21Just trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:47My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:52I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:23:56You did?
00:23:58Yeah.
00:24:00I still do.
00:24:01He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:09Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:24I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring.
00:24:39From high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:43It was a big school.
00:24:45Public schools.
00:24:46Am I right?
00:24:50I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:56No, are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24.
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:01I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13I should pick it up.
00:25:15Where?
00:25:15I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:20Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:27Of course.
00:25:27It's an office.
00:25:29You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:39Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:25:43So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:48Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:59Wow!
00:26:02Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:06Hi.
00:26:06I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:12You're engaged, remember?
00:26:13And this is our new palette.
00:26:19It's Matt's collection.
00:26:21He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:24But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:26:37What, Dad?
00:26:40What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:42Look at you.
00:26:43You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:48Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:50Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:55She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:58But she just worked hard.
00:27:00And now, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:09I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:19Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:40Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise
00:27:49you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:55You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:28:04Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdea app.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon yet?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:26You're getting along all right, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah, we're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo, and don't be late.
00:28:41Bye, Dad.
00:28:42So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:03And?
00:29:04And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:07But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:24How's it going in there?
00:29:26I'm coming out.
00:29:27Is that bad?
00:29:39I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:43Buy that dress.
00:29:45ASAP.
00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:57I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:27What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:47I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on.
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:15She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:56Hey.
00:31:57It's Michael Lennon, Dean Levino.
00:31:59You still track people?
00:32:15Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:17You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:37The IP treatment.
00:32:39You look like one.
00:32:41Thanks, Jack.
00:32:43Hey, lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Love you, girl.
00:33:14Rockstars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:17You know what I want, babe.
00:33:21You know what I want.
00:33:25Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:31One more, please.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:38Jake, you guys feel great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:00I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:05It's all right.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:08You want some of that a drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:11So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:34:27going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can fully quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:35You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:37I thought you liked it.
00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:43I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:45I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:47A cat person?
00:34:50Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:54I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:58I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that.
00:35:06I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:17What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:20Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:24Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:45He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:53Back off.
00:35:53Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancée.
00:35:57So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:02Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:06I'm not, Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:15And this is for making me listen to Andy Ryan.
00:36:25I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech?
00:36:27You're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:41Oh, me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:14For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:23Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:24Wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:29You brought this onto yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:36I fucking hate you more.
00:37:37I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:53It's from the beginning of summer
00:37:55Wish I didn't care about what you
00:38:00She won't say
00:38:02She won't say
00:38:05She won't say
00:38:09She won't say
00:38:11She won't say
00:38:14She won't say
00:38:18She won't say
00:38:20She won't say
00:38:22Where am I?
00:38:42Who's spooning me?
00:38:46Is that Jake?
00:38:48How drunk was I?
00:38:49Michael Angelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker
00:38:56Oh
00:38:57I forgot we did that last night
00:39:00Must have been all those free beers
00:39:03We don't have to talk about this
00:39:08We had too many drinks
00:39:09We just forget it ever happened
00:39:11If that's what you want
00:39:13Definitely
00:39:14I have to go to work
00:39:19I should get up too
00:39:22Oh my head
00:39:24There's pedialine in the fridge
00:39:26Thanks for coming today sis
00:39:30Of course
00:39:30My doctor did say
00:39:33I needed lots of exercise
00:39:35Well you look great
00:39:37Thanks
00:39:38I don't feel great
00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:39:44But you on the other hand
00:39:47Are glowing today
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:51So
00:39:53Michelangelo and I had sex last night
00:39:56Wait
00:39:57For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah
00:40:01We're taking it slow
00:40:03Michelangelo
00:40:05The male gigolo
00:40:06Is taking it slow
00:40:07Maybe I did miss Dredgen
00:40:11And
00:40:13How was it?
00:40:17Well
00:40:17Really bad
00:40:18Right?
00:40:19I knew it
00:40:20Actually
00:40:21It was the best sex I ever had
00:40:23Well
00:40:25That explains the glow
00:40:27I am happy for you sis
00:40:31Physical chemistry is important
00:40:34That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:40:37I don't get it
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike
00:40:40And yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:40:42I feel like
00:40:42Like an arcade game
00:40:44And he just keeps getting the high score
00:40:45Again and again
00:40:46And
00:40:46You get the picture
00:40:48Hey
00:40:51Opposites attract
00:40:54I mean
00:40:55That's why you guys love each other so much
00:40:58Because you're so different
00:41:00Something like that
00:41:02Here comes
00:41:11Right on the schedule
00:41:12Dog walkers in love with me
00:41:15I'll have to let her down easy
00:41:17Weird
00:41:18I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:41:20What was that about
00:41:32Must be the hangover
00:41:33Hey I'd like to hang out tonight
00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:46Hey unfortunately something came up
00:42:01I can't make it tonight
00:42:03Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet
00:42:16I'm not very good with words
00:42:18I'm not very good with words
00:42:39I'm not very good with words
00:42:43Me neither
00:42:44But
00:42:45Last night I
00:42:46You don't have to say anything
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened
00:42:53I don't think you understand it
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second
00:42:56Look
00:42:56You don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:42:59I'm a big girl
00:43:00I've had a one night stand before
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before
00:43:05Okay
00:43:05I get it
00:43:06I'm not one of your
00:43:08Your models or your D-list actresses
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech
00:43:13About letting me down easily
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night
00:43:17That you would
00:43:18I mean
00:43:18Frankly so would I
00:43:19I mean you're driving me nuts
00:43:21You don't understand
00:43:22Let's
00:43:22Let's get some take out
00:43:23And figure this thing out
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:43:28Wait
00:43:29Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:35What happened to dog walker?
00:43:38I have a confession to make
00:43:39Last night
00:43:43I don't know how
00:43:45I don't know why
00:43:46That was the best sex I've ever had in my life
00:43:50Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor
00:43:56I could even do reality TV
00:43:58But
00:44:00There is
00:44:01A fire
00:44:02Between us Amelia
00:44:03Some kind of crazy
00:44:05Cosmic chemistry
00:44:06You sound like you're
00:44:09Reading a horoscope
00:44:11Amelia
00:44:11Please
00:44:13I know you felt it too
00:44:16Amelia
00:44:22Please
00:44:23Don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:25I felt it too
00:44:28So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day
00:44:37Me too
00:44:38I've been thinking about you all day
00:44:40I've been thinking about you
00:44:41I've been thinking about you
00:44:42I've been thinking about you
00:44:43I've been thinking about you
00:44:44I've been thinking about you
00:44:45I've been thinking about you
00:44:46I've been thinking about you
00:44:47I've been thinking about you
00:44:48I've been thinking about you
00:44:49I've been thinking about you
00:44:50I've been thinking about you
00:44:51I've been thinking about you
00:44:52I've been thinking about you
00:44:53I've been thinking about you
00:44:54I've been thinking about you
00:44:55I've been thinking about you
00:44:56I've been thinking about you
00:44:57I've been thinking about you
00:44:58I've been thinking about you
00:44:59I've been thinking about you
00:45:00so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait
00:45:29till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:39you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:45:48you know we could actually try this
00:45:51hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up
00:45:59we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together why not were you planning on
00:46:06marrying someone else
00:46:22oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:46:41i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into
00:46:47this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:46:54dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw us
00:47:01together and he got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:47:08dina volino i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need to
00:47:16talk thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:25well we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked come on gucci let's go
00:47:32cats are awesome
00:47:41that was a great presentation the mark and the director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:47you think so ooh maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing oh yeah yeah now listen
00:47:54i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci sure
00:48:00but i mean your dog's more amelia specialty yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for
00:48:06a romantic date at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go get a
00:48:16lover boy
00:48:18so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before
00:48:34it's my dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:48:42dainty hands
00:48:47do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no i like my work what's the point of working if you never
00:48:54get a chance to have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else you're letting me get closer to
00:49:04my little brother
00:49:08fetch gucci
00:49:13i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:49:19what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:40but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto you know that's awful for dogs right
00:49:50i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:49:57i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:50:01okay this is for us why don't you get us a corkscrew what else is in the back just some imported italian
00:50:10ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner you can cook
00:50:21that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:34how did you do this i can't cook at all
00:50:38making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her i never told a girl about my mom sorry i don't mean to pray
00:50:53she passed away when i was 11 breast cancer but i have a lot of good memories of her she grew up in
00:51:01a little village in tuscany and she taught me everything i know about cooking we'd spend hours
00:51:08in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in
00:51:18italian that's really special
00:51:23i miss her this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:31it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy just don't tell tmz
00:51:39what about your parents my parents died in a car accident when i was 13. it's been me and betsy ever
00:51:46since i'm sorry i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:54i don't want to lose her too
00:51:57i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes i'll help you no no it's fine i like
00:52:04doing the dishes it relaxes me good because i hate them well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:16is it just the wine or am i really falling for
00:52:19you don't want espresso
00:52:33hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39no thank you me and dad have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush okay well don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:48ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:53:00touche
00:53:02there you go okay bye bye
00:53:04love you love you love you too
00:53:17sorry it's reflex i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21that me neither too soon talk about it later yeah
00:53:30uh could that have been any more awkward and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:41look who's here hey my little guy hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here huh let's try one oh yeah now here's uh here's mine right just like that
00:53:57huh yeah even got one for big brother right there come to papa yeah my boy all right all right so we
00:54:08got to talk about this uh this wedding right this is two weeks off hollywood bowl they're waiting for
00:54:13for an answer and i bumped into chris martin on the plane he says the band
00:54:18is free you like cold play right dad we can't have the wedding at the hollywood
00:54:27well all right then we'll book uh the magic castle how about that not too big plenty room for
00:54:31cold play huh let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like this what something
00:54:38wrong with no everything is great it's better than great honestly but we cannot have a big flashy
00:54:48wedding that's our thing it's not amelia's thing i think it'd make it uncomfortable wow i never thought
00:54:56that you know you know you have a very good point yeah i'm very impressed you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:55:11um sounds like you might be falling in love love love yeah i don't know
00:55:22all right all right change the deal gonna cancel the hollywood bowl all right and then we'll have a
00:55:28nice small intimate affair a wedding with cold play no cold play dad no cold play
00:55:41so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working i know it i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:54and i'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you i wasn't expecting it i didn't think i
00:56:05would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions i almost had enough in my savings to cover
00:56:12that maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money what's wrong sis we should be celebrating i brought
00:56:20prosecco no yeah no i'm good yeah amelia i'm your sister you can tell me anything
00:56:31is it michelangelo is everything okay if that punk pretty boy hurts you i will take that man thong
00:56:39and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two it's not michelangelo let's see
00:56:48it's me i have to tell you something
00:56:55i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments and you know that i would do anything
00:57:07for you actually he's not that bad i kind of like him yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:19we need to get you out of there betsy i have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid
00:57:29stories you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world they banned him for life you'll never go
00:57:36to epcot he's not actually like the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get
00:57:44into your pants amelia if you marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet
00:57:55him yeah meet him maybe you'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count
00:58:02on it please just give him a chance fine yes only one yes
00:58:13you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:18you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:20thank you for making dinner of course i'm glad she's cancer free we need to celebrate
00:58:32michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me right you
00:58:38mean besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along have a glass of wine
00:58:44good morning tonight's gonna be great
00:58:56it's enormous why would anybody need so much room it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you let's see
00:59:14so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
00:59:22how about we start off with a glass of champagne 96 domperion amelia said that's the year that you
00:59:27were born yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car why would anybody spend
00:59:34that much on a drink
00:59:388.99 at ralph's it's delicious this was made in france sorry can't touch that stuff so who wants a drink
01:00:04you hardly touch your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great
01:00:21so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up you don't mind do
01:00:29you fire away so i know you two have been having your fun um but what's this relationship gonna look
01:00:40like once that honeymoon phase wears off i don't think it's going to
01:00:47that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on
01:00:53that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious let's
01:00:59see look i know i have a past but i'm committed to it we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to
01:01:08anything see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:01:15we know now easy betsy i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon and if you really
01:01:23cared about amelia you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert i don't see a ring
01:01:29on your finger michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now it's
01:01:34no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met you she gets it from you are you gonna let him talk to me
01:01:39like that amelia you started it why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best
01:01:52interest no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't talk
01:02:07to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:14that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house this is my house too and she can say
01:02:18whatever she wants not to me you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract
01:02:27doesn't allow for that you told her she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation it's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong amelia i love you you love me don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that
01:02:47means shut the up you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:02:53we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens
01:03:05when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:11amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that we can talk about it on the road
01:03:28get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit mexico or canada
01:03:35whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos or worse i don't think romulus
01:03:42and michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the contract it's not like i told the media
01:03:49you don't know that we're liabilities loose ends you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:04:00get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now yeah you know michelangelo did
01:04:07manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day see he could have a sniper on us
01:04:13it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:34oh you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:44i've just been busy but it's over with now
01:04:48you should punish me for straying you make me sick i make me sick
01:05:06nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay let's get this over with
01:05:22is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry chantel
01:05:31i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:41amelia broke up with me
01:05:47it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:52never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am
01:05:56fucking devastated and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:01i just wanted to come back
01:06:13amelia
01:06:16hi dad
01:06:18gucci's gone
01:06:20i'll be right there
01:06:21romulus
01:06:34well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:37we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:42i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:45well we can help you find him
01:06:48yeah right
01:06:52good thanks
01:06:53gucci this better not be a trap
01:06:56just come on
01:06:59gucci gucci
01:07:01hey hey hey where's becalangelo huh i thought you're both together why isn't he here with you
01:07:07oh um he's sorry i'm late dad
01:07:11where were you i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:07:15it's gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:07:19come on
01:07:20smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto here that's it
01:07:29give me the urk
01:07:41gucci
01:07:41he's hopeless we've been looking for him all night long we're never gonna find him
01:07:55don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure keep looking he'll turn up in a few
01:07:59minutes see they're not gonna kill us i do have to admit though i didn't expect to see this side
01:08:07of him he's really there for his dad his dad's dog so you approve now they didn't say that
01:08:19gucci
01:08:23gucci my boy's back
01:08:25gucci
01:08:33okay okay i'm a little closer to approving
01:08:44i might have possibly misjudged you a little
01:08:52no it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true they just leave out part of the story
01:09:00amelia can we talk
01:09:06please
01:09:10amelia can we talk
01:09:14please okay
01:09:22amelia amelia i'm sorry about earlier tonight i shouldn't have attacked your sister and i
01:09:32shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:09:38i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:09:42thanks for saying that i needed to hear that and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:53you're not one i'm still learning new things about you most of them are good
01:10:01i'm happy we signed the contract i'm not
01:10:05you're not
01:10:08you're not what do you mean
01:10:12amelia this might sound crazy but i meant it when i said that i love you
01:10:19and i don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:10:25i want to know that our love is real
01:10:27dad what is this son i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:10:36why son because i want to ask her to marry me
01:10:42and not because of some legal obligation but because she wants to
01:10:48consider our contracts noll and void
01:11:03amelia where will it be
01:11:08will you marry me
01:11:12will you marry me
01:11:13yes i'll marry you
01:11:33you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:11:36and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:11:39look at me i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:11:43all right all right you two that's enough all right we spent this whole night together
01:11:50come over to my place all right we'll have a nice breakfast italian style
01:11:55hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:11:58i think i can get used to it and then we can all discuss the wedding all right i want to hear from
01:12:04everybody involved especially uh coldplay we're not getting coldplay dad it was worth a try
01:12:13and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows michelangelo
01:12:39uh amelia
01:12:45even though we're far from a perfect couple we're perfect together
01:12:51i've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs
01:12:57i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:13:02i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from my father this
01:13:12year and in return i promise
01:13:18to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:13:25i'm
01:13:30amelia you're the only thing better than free underwear i love you so much
01:13:37i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model but here we are michelangelo you've
01:13:52helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest something i hope
01:13:56to do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:14:04and although we haven't spent much time together it feels like a lifetime in a good way i know your
01:14:10mom would be proud of you ti amo michelangelo i love you with the power vested in me by almighty god
01:14:17and the city of beverly hills i now pronounce you husband and wife you may kiss your bride
01:14:32thanks i'm betsy amelia's sister i'm jake another dog walker it's crazy you know given
01:14:42my sister but i've always been more of a cat person me too
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