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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this on to yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:00So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:11To be fair, we thought I was legal. We'll just swim there.
00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:27Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:28Good boy!
00:01:29Oh!
00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:31Hey!
00:01:32I'm here, we are!
00:01:33Oh!
00:01:34Oh!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:36Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:37Hey!
00:01:38I'm here, we are!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:40Hey, Jane!
00:01:41Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:42Hey!
00:01:43I'm here, we are!
00:01:44Oh!
00:01:45Hey, Jane!
00:01:46Oh!
00:01:47Oh!
00:01:50Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:55You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:09I make my own money.
00:02:11See, see. Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man foam.
00:02:17That means free underwear for life.
00:02:19For life.
00:02:20Some parents would be proud.
00:02:22Yeah?
00:02:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Volino Cosmetics.
00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:38All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:02:40And don't be late.
00:02:41Bye, Dad.
00:02:43Bye, Dad.
00:02:54Excuse me.
00:02:55Eww.
00:02:56Hello, my Gucci.
00:02:57Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:02:58He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:00Like you, Amelia.
00:03:01Good one, Romulus.
00:03:02Thank you, Amelia.
00:03:03Good one, Romulus.
00:03:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:05Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:08He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:13Like you, Amelia.
00:03:14Good one, Romulus.
00:03:17us. These are great. I still don't have what I'm looking for. Do you guys mind staying
00:03:38a little longer? No problem. Cool. Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard
00:03:43print. Hi. Michelangelo. Chantal. Nice to meet you. I couldn't notice how hot you are. I've
00:03:57got tickets to the premiere. Hold that up. Hey, Dad. Where the hell were you? Dad, I'm
00:04:09in a photo shoot. You're supposed to be at the office. Geppetto came here all the way
00:04:14from Milano. I can meet him later. Now the suit lady's back on the plane again. Well, you're
00:04:19the one who planned the meeting during my shoot. Michelangelo, you are 31 years old. You got
00:04:24to stop acting like an idiot teenager. You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company
00:04:29right now. You interned. You went to business school. You have potential. But you say you
00:04:36want to be the CEO? Well, you're going to have to prove it. Because so far, I ain't seen
00:04:42the end date from you. Bye, Dad.
00:04:47Hey. You okay?
00:04:51Yeah. But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me.
00:05:06So, it's a really rare form of cancer. Luckily, my doctors did catch it early. Oh, my God.
00:05:18There is an experimental treatment. But it's really expensive. And the insurance doesn't
00:05:25cover it. Don't worry about that. I have money saved. I'll find the rest. We will figure
00:05:32this out, okay? We're going to get through this. Together. Thank you. Oh, yeah.
00:05:38Oh, yeah.
00:05:51Ciao, Gucci. Did she have a good walk? What's wrong?
00:05:58Yeah. I'm sorry. This is with you. No, no, no. Forget about it. I'm sorry about
00:06:07your sister. The treatments are just really expensive. I have a savings for my doggie
00:06:14daycare, my dream, but it's only enough for one treatment. And who knows how many she's
00:06:22going to need? Betsy practically raised us. After her parents passed, I would do anything
00:06:28for her.
00:06:31Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:36You do?
00:06:37Hmm. Come back tonight.
00:06:40And, uh, make something nice.
00:06:45Come on, baby.
00:06:47I guess.
00:06:52Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:06:58Except for the dog hair.
00:07:01Well, come with me. I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:05Are they from Italy?
00:07:07Yes.
00:07:08Wow.
00:07:08Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:12Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son. I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday,
00:07:19huh?
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:20Yeah.
00:07:20Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:23I'm a dog walker.
00:07:24Don't be so defensive.
00:07:27I wasn't.
00:07:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted. I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:39That'd be really hard.
00:07:41Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:07:43Do you want to do me a favor?
00:07:56What?
00:07:57Exactly.
00:08:05How does it look?
00:08:06Not half bad.
00:08:07I mean, it's fine.
00:08:10Whatever.
00:08:13Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:16Or not.
00:08:17I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:20You work for my dad.
00:08:21You have to do what I say.
00:08:22You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:24Just a few more pictures.
00:08:27I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:29I don't need Tinder.
00:08:30I'm an underwear model.
00:08:32My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:35Whatever.
00:08:36For me another.
00:08:42I told you I'm...
00:08:43Now!
00:08:47Fine.
00:08:53See, dog walker?
00:08:55That wasn't so hard.
00:08:59What the fuck?
00:09:01This is fucking product!
00:09:02What the fuck?
00:09:03What the fuck?
00:09:03What the fuck?
00:09:03What the fuck?
00:09:05What the fuck?
00:09:05What the fuck?
00:09:06Oh!
00:09:08Asshole!
00:09:09You crazy bitch!
00:09:12Amelia!
00:09:13Whoa!
00:09:13What's wrong?
00:09:15I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:09:17and she flipped out!
00:09:18I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:09:20but your son is a prick.
00:09:21I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:22No, no, no, please.
00:09:22I apologize.
00:09:24My son, he's immature.
00:09:26All right?
00:09:27And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:09:31Please.
00:09:31All right?
00:09:32Just have a seat.
00:09:33All right?
00:09:34And I promise he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:09:36Won't you, son?
00:09:38So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:44Cancer?
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:55I want the business.
00:09:56Yeah.
00:09:57I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:04What kind of deal?
00:10:06Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:08No.
00:10:10You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:10:13What?
00:10:14What?
00:10:15Romulus, what are you saying?
00:10:17I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:19Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:23Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:26Colangelo, look.
00:10:28You have to grow up before you can run out business.
00:10:30And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:10:33We're not even a match.
00:10:35We hate each other.
00:10:36At least I do.
00:10:37Obviously.
00:10:38See?
00:10:39There's something uncommon already.
00:10:41Look, you know,
00:10:42My wife and I, we were opposites.
00:10:46Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:50She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.
00:10:54I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:10:56But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:11:00You two have chemistry.
00:11:02Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:04As if.
00:11:06Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:11:08I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:11:10Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:11:13Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:11:15if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:11:22What's it gonna be?
00:11:26What's it gonna be?
00:11:30Fine.
00:11:31I'll do it.
00:11:32For Betsy.
00:11:37Colangelo,
00:11:38It's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:41If you're not gonna agree to marry her,
00:11:44then you're gonna lose the business.
00:11:47And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:11:50What the hell, Dad?
00:11:54Fuck it.
00:11:55Fine.
00:11:56I'll do it.
00:11:57Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:12:01The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:12:03And, son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:12:07You're in my mind.
00:12:08Try and make yourself look decent at home.
00:12:13You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:12:16Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:12:19And I'll tell you,
00:12:20it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:12:22I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:12:25Anyway,
00:12:26you must move in together immediately
00:12:28to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:12:31Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,
00:12:34but, well,
00:12:35it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:12:38That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:41Are we agreed?
00:12:43Sure.
00:12:44All right.
00:12:45Signed in.
00:12:46Salute to the new couple.
00:13:07Mmm.
00:13:16So,
00:13:17your place or mine?
00:13:19I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:21Fine.
00:13:23Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:32So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:35It's like a museum in here.
00:13:38A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:40Ugh.
00:13:46Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:55What was this?
00:13:57Put it in the trash.
00:13:58This isn't trash.
00:13:59These are my sisters.
00:14:00She's an artist.
00:14:01So put them in your room.
00:14:03I said you could live here,
00:14:04not decorate.
00:14:05Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:06Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:08That's man-thong.
00:14:10It's trademarked.
00:14:15Look,
00:14:15I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:17If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:14:18I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:21It's an electric.
00:14:27Oh,
00:14:28by the way,
00:14:28this is gonna work.
00:14:31You might want to start wearing that.
00:14:34Gee,
00:14:35thanks.
00:14:36Welcome.
00:14:42You're getting married?
00:14:44Shh, Betsy.
00:14:45Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:47Sorry,
00:14:48Amelia.
00:14:49It's just...
00:14:49It's not like you.
00:14:52You're so reserved.
00:14:55Safe.
00:14:57Like I always taught you.
00:15:00Well,
00:15:01things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:15:05And besides,
00:15:06Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:08So,
00:15:09I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:15:11Michelangelo?
00:15:13The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:15No.
00:15:16Michelangelo...
00:15:17Dino Valeno?
00:15:19Maybe you've heard of him?
00:15:21Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:15:23Shh!
00:15:23The socialite animal who's like started a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:15:31How did you even meet?
00:15:33His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:36It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:40He's so toxic.
00:15:44Speak of the devil.
00:15:45Oh, yeah.
00:15:49You know,
00:15:49that's probably an old issue.
00:15:52This is a doctor's office.
00:15:55Amelia.
00:15:57Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:00Doctor's ready.
00:16:02We'll talk about this later.
00:16:09Thanks.
00:16:15We're just going to wet, baby.
00:16:28We're already wet.
00:16:29Where did that come from?
00:16:47Nice place.
00:17:13I love the artwork.
00:17:14Thanks.
00:17:15Finally.
00:17:16Finally.
00:17:17Ooh, good taste.
00:17:20Oh, I'm good.
00:17:22You had plenty at dinner.
00:17:24More for me.
00:17:28You know,
00:17:29if you like it down here,
00:17:31you should see the bed.
00:17:33Ooh.
00:17:42Who are you?
00:17:45Chantel?
00:17:46Who are you?
00:17:48Chantel,
00:17:49this is Amelia,
00:17:50my roommate.
00:17:52Amelia.
00:17:54Whatever.
00:17:55Can you guys just keep it down?
00:17:57I have work tomorrow morning.
00:17:59This is my house?
00:18:01We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:18:04Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:18:06You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:07You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:09What's wrong,
00:18:09dog walker?
00:18:11He's jealous.
00:18:13Jealous?
00:18:13I'm not jealous!
00:18:17Sweet dreams!
00:18:24I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:26How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:30Even if he is kind of hot.
00:18:32See you later.
00:18:51And, um,
00:18:53don't worry about last night.
00:18:55Sorry.
00:18:56I had one too many to drink.
00:18:57It won't happen again.
00:18:58You better not.
00:18:59Hold on.
00:19:11How's the hangover,
00:19:12roomie?
00:19:13Not now.
00:19:15My head's killing me.
00:19:16We need to talk about last night.
00:19:17No.
00:19:18What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:22I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:19:24Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:26But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:29And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:32Fine.
00:19:33I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:19:34Just give me my phone.
00:19:35My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:39And if the paparazzi find out about this,
00:19:41then the contract is violated.
00:19:43Then neither of us get what we want.
00:19:45Yeah, no shit.
00:19:46I'm serious.
00:19:48Don't screw this up.
00:19:51I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:19:53I know what I'm doing.
00:19:55Dog walker.
00:19:56And just so we're clear,
00:19:57I will fuck whoever I want.
00:19:59Whenever I want.
00:20:00Wherever I want.
00:20:02Fine.
00:20:03Do whatever you want.
00:20:06Sorry.
00:20:07It's a bit harsh.
00:20:08I'm just really...
00:20:11hungover.
00:20:12That could have gone better.
00:20:20Hey, baby.
00:20:22You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:25You're rich now.
00:20:26I know.
00:20:27I like it.
00:20:28Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:30You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:34Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:38Oh, fine.
00:20:39Yeah.
00:20:40We're still getting to know each other.
00:20:42All right.
00:20:43Well, give him time, all right?
00:20:44Oh, and listen.
00:20:46He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:20:49Look, I...
00:20:49I promise.
00:20:50I wouldn't be so sure.
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:53You're right.
00:20:54Well, we'll see you later.
00:20:56Yeah.
00:20:56Come on, Gucci.
00:20:57Yeah.
00:20:58Come on.
00:20:59Bye, Gooch.
00:21:03Hey, Amelia.
00:21:04Hey, Jake.
00:21:06Gucci, no!
00:21:07Royce!
00:21:10See a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:14It's to see you up close for once.
00:21:16Yeah.
00:21:17Same here.
00:21:24Sorry.
00:21:25Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:21:28This whole family, actually.
00:21:31All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:33They should make a reality show.
00:21:34Little dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:21:36Do you want to walk together?
00:21:41Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:43Yeah.
00:21:44I'd like that.
00:21:45So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:21:52A couple months.
00:21:53I like it.
00:21:55I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:21:57Barista.
00:21:58Booper driver.
00:22:00Delivery guy.
00:22:02Movie extra?
00:22:03You were in a movie.
00:22:03You were in a movie.
00:22:05Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:06I was trying to impress you.
00:22:09How about you?
00:22:10How long have you been doing this?
00:22:12I don't know.
00:22:12My whole life, I guess.
00:22:14It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:18I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:21Wow.
00:22:21I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:23Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:29If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:32My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:35Do you want to go?
00:22:37I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:22:40He did?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45I still do.
00:22:49He's cute.
00:22:50I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:22:54Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:23:00I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:02Hell yeah.
00:23:04I mean, uh, regular.
00:23:06Yeah.
00:23:06I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:13I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:17Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:20Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:23:25Looks pretty big.
00:23:27It was a big school.
00:23:29Public schools.
00:23:30Am I right?
00:23:36I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:39Me?
00:23:40Engaged?
00:23:41No.
00:23:42Are you kidding?
00:23:42I'm 24.
00:23:44I'm practically still a baby.
00:23:45I mean, I should be wearing diapers.
00:23:48Crawling around.
00:23:49Drooling.
00:23:49Nope.
00:23:50Single and ready to mingle.
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:56Royce pooped.
00:23:58I should pick it up.
00:23:59Where?
00:23:59I don't see it.
00:24:00Just over there.
00:24:02Come on.
00:24:04Come on.
00:24:04Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:10Of course.
00:24:11It's an office.
00:24:12You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:24:15You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:24:20Very funny.
00:24:21You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:22Yes, I know.
00:24:23Yeah.
00:24:23That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:24:26So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:24:30Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:24:31Fuck no.
00:24:33Come on, Dad.
00:24:34Oh my goodness.
00:24:48Are you okay?
00:24:50Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:51You're engaged, you remember?
00:24:59And this is our new palette.
00:25:02It's Matt's collection.
00:25:04He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:06But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:25:20What, Dad?
00:25:21What a day, Dad.
00:25:25It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:26Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:25:31Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:25:33Hard work does pay off.
00:25:35Let me just look at Amelia.
00:25:37What about her?
00:25:38She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:40Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:25:42But she just worked hard.
00:25:43And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:25:46I guess that's impressive.
00:25:49Yeah, see.
00:25:50See, it is.
00:25:51I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:25:54I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:26:02Break's over.
00:26:03Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:19One day down.
00:26:21Forty more years to go.
00:26:25Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:26:29you talk about the day's work,
00:26:31raise you closer together.
00:26:33Comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:26:38You know, I'm thinking,
00:26:39it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:26:45Tonight.
00:26:46Tonight?
00:26:48Shit.
00:26:49When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:26:50I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:26:52The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:26:54Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:26:56Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:26:58to the Dino Verdeena Nam.
00:27:01Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:27:04I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:07What's the matter?
00:27:09You're getting along, aren't you?
00:27:10Yeah, yeah.
00:27:11Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:27:15All right, so it's all settled.
00:27:16I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight,
00:27:18in the limo,
00:27:18and don't be late.
00:27:20Don't be late.
00:27:24All right, Dad.
00:27:24So, remind me,
00:27:37why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:27:41Because I want to do something nice
00:27:42for my favorite big sister.
00:27:45And?
00:27:47And,
00:27:47you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:27:49But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:27:53I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:27:56You better not let that hair down.
00:27:58Sorry.
00:27:58Just an expression.
00:28:06How's it going in there?
00:28:08I'm coming out.
00:28:09That bad?
00:28:21I've never seen a dog walker
00:28:23look this hot.
00:28:26Buy that dress.
00:28:27ASAP.
00:28:31Leave me alone, party boy.
00:28:34I've got my own function tonight.
00:28:39I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:09What are you looking at?
00:29:11You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:12Oh, thanks.
00:29:13Uh, um...
00:29:15I...
00:29:16Did you forget my name?
00:29:18No, there's just, uh, something different.
00:29:22Did you change your hair?
00:29:23Why do you care?
00:29:25The manwhorehouse is yours tonight. I'm going out.
00:29:27I just forgot my charger.
00:29:29Awesome, thanks.
00:29:33I'm taking this.
00:29:34Wait, I've been calling you. We're supposed to go to a fundraiser!
00:29:37I told you, I'm busy.
00:29:39Hold on!
00:29:42Amelia!
00:29:50All right, hey.
00:29:52Look who's right on time. Nice.
00:29:54Where's Amelia?
00:29:56She's... sick. She can't make it.
00:30:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:02If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:30:05Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:30:07Give her some... give her some nice soup.
00:30:09All right.
00:30:10I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:30:12Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:14All right, poor thing.
00:30:16Okay, Dad.
00:30:17See you in the office.
00:30:19Stupid dog walker?
00:30:25Tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:27I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:29Hey, it's Mike Laney with Dean Levino.
00:30:39Do you still track people?
00:30:41Wow.
00:30:42Amelia.
00:30:43Hi.
00:30:44You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:30:48Without a dog.
00:30:50Sorry.
00:30:51I don't come to concerts often.
00:30:52I kind of panicked.
00:30:53No worries.
00:30:54I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:30:55Yeah.
00:30:56But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:30:57Talk to the bartender.
00:30:58Wow.
00:30:59The IP treatment.
00:31:00You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:31:01Wow.
00:31:02I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:03I kind of panicked.
00:31:04No worries.
00:31:05I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:31:07Yeah.
00:31:08But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:09Talk to the bartender.
00:31:10Wow.
00:31:11The IP treatment.
00:31:12You look like you.
00:31:13Hey, lovely boy.
00:31:14We're on.
00:31:15Gotta go.
00:31:16Find me in the green room after.
00:31:17Hope you like it.
00:31:18Break a leg.
00:31:19Lovely boy.
00:31:20Bye.
00:31:21Bye.
00:31:22Bye.
00:31:23Bye.
00:31:24Bye.
00:31:25Bye.
00:31:26Bye.
00:31:27Bye.
00:31:28Bye.
00:31:29Bye.
00:31:30Bye.
00:31:31Bye.
00:31:32Bye.
00:31:33Bye.
00:31:38Bye.
00:31:51That brings me go.
00:31:52You know what I won't think.
00:31:53All the little things that I'm not showing-you know what I won't think.
00:31:54Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:31:57All I do.
00:31:58You know what I won't think.
00:32:00You know what I won't think?
00:32:04Good.
00:32:05Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:07Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:10One more, please.
00:32:16But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:24Jake, you guys are great.
00:32:27You really think so?
00:32:30I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:32The who?
00:32:34You don't know the strokes.
00:32:37Are they older?
00:32:39I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:32:43It's alright.
00:32:44Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:32:47You want some of that a drink?
00:32:48Yeah, thank you.
00:32:55So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:32:59Since I was 13.
00:33:01Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:33:06That's awesome.
00:33:08And when I get my record deal, I can fully quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:33:13You're going to quit dog walking?
00:33:15I thought you liked it.
00:33:17I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:21I don't even like dogs that much.
00:33:23I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:24A cat person?
00:33:29Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:31Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:33I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:33:36I just want to relax.
00:33:38Have a good time.
00:33:40You're beautiful, you know that?
00:33:41I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:33:46Now I'm not sure.
00:33:47We have nothing in common.
00:33:49Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:33:54The heck.
00:33:55I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:33:57Michelangelo had his fun.
00:33:58Now I can have mine.
00:33:59Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:16What's going on?
00:34:18That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:34:22He's not.
00:34:23You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:25Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:26What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:28Back off.
00:34:29Dude, back off.
00:34:31Grubby little hipster.
00:34:32She's my fiancée.
00:34:34So that was an engagement ring?
00:34:36Jake, I can explain.
00:34:39Let's go.
00:34:41I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:34:43I'm not, Jake.
00:34:49This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:34:55And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:34:56I can't believe you did that.
00:35:03After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:35:05Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:08Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:35:10I'm not following you.
00:35:11I'm not following you around.
00:35:13You know what?
00:35:14I get it.
00:35:14You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:19Me jealous?
00:35:20Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:22Like I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:25I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:27I have a name.
00:35:30Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:31That is an original.
00:35:32I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:35:34Oh, fine.
00:35:35I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:35:39I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:35:42You're treating me like shit.
00:35:43That's from the Renaissance.
00:35:46You're history's worst nightmare.
00:35:47I tried to make this work with you.
00:35:49We signed a contract.
00:35:50For an arranged marriage.
00:35:52Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:35:55You are such a simpleton.
00:35:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:01Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:04I tried to get along with you.
00:36:05You brought this on to yourself.
00:36:06I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:08Right back at you.
00:36:10I fucking hate you.
00:36:12I fucking hate you more.
00:36:42I fucking hate you.
00:36:44I fucking hate you.
00:36:45I fucking hate you.
00:36:46I fucking hate you.
00:36:47I fucking hate you.
00:36:48I fucking hate you.
00:36:49I fucking hate you.
00:36:50I fucking hate you.
00:36:51I fucking hate you.
00:36:52I fucking hate you.
00:36:53I fucking hate you.
00:36:54I fucking hate you.
00:36:55I fucking hate you.
00:36:56I fucking hate you.
00:36:57I fucking hate you.
00:36:58I fucking hate you.
00:36:59I fucking hate you.
00:37:00I fucking hate you.
00:37:01I fucking hate you.
00:37:02I fucking hate you.
00:37:03I fucking hate you.
00:37:04I fucking hate you.
00:37:05I fucking hate you.
00:37:06I fucking hate you.
00:37:07I fucking hate you.
00:37:08I fucking hate you.
00:37:09I fucking hate you.
00:37:10I fucking hate you.
00:37:11where am i who's spooning me
00:37:18is that jake how drunk was i
00:37:23michelangelo dog walker oh i forgot we did that last night
00:37:34must have been all those free beers
00:37:37we don't have to talk about this right we had too many drinks
00:37:43just forget it ever happened if that's what you want
00:37:47definitely um i have to go to work
00:37:53i should get up too oh my head
00:37:58there's pedialine in the fridge thanks for coming today sis
00:38:02of course my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:38:08well you look great thanks i don't feel great
00:38:14the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:38:17you on the other hand are glowing today
00:38:21what's going on
00:38:24so michelangelo and i had sex last night
00:38:29wait for the first time yeah we're taking it slow
00:38:35michelangelo the male gigolo is taking it slow
00:38:40maybe i did misjudge him
00:38:44and how was it
00:38:48well really bad right i knew it
00:38:53actually it was the best sex i ever had
00:38:56well that explains the glow
00:39:00i am happy for you sis
00:39:04physical chemistry is important
00:39:07that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:39:09i don't get it
00:39:11he and i are nothing alike and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:39:15i feel like like an arcade game and he just keeps getting the high score
00:39:18again and again and you get the picture
00:39:21hey
00:39:24opposites attract
00:39:27i mean that's why you guys love each other so much
00:39:30because you're so different
00:39:32something like that
00:39:34here comes
00:39:43right on the schedule
00:39:44dog walker's in love with me
00:39:46i'll have to let her down easy
00:39:48weird
00:39:50i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:39:52what was that about
00:40:03must be the hangover
00:40:05hey i'd like to hang out tonight maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:40:17hey unfortunately something came up
00:40:32i can't make it tonight
00:40:34why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker
00:40:39and why hasn't she
00:40:41texted me yet
00:40:42hey we should talk about
00:40:56we should talk about
00:41:08last night
00:41:09i'm not very good with words
00:41:14me neither
00:41:14but last night i
00:41:16you don't have to say anything
00:41:17we both know it was a mistake
00:41:19and we can just go back to hating each other
00:41:22like nothing ever happened
00:41:24i don't think you understand it
00:41:25you just listen to me for a second
00:41:27you don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:41:29i'm a big girl
00:41:30i've had a one night stand before
00:41:32i've never been with someone like you before
00:41:35okay i get it
00:41:37i'm not one of your
00:41:38your models or your
00:41:40your d-list actresses
00:41:41you don't have to give me some
00:41:43big speech about
00:41:44letting me down easily
00:41:45i know that if you would take back last night
00:41:47that you would
00:41:48frankly so would i
00:41:50i mean you're driving me nuts
00:41:51you don't understand
00:41:52let's
00:41:52let's get some takeout
00:41:54and figure this thing out
00:41:55i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:41:58wait
00:42:00did you just call me amelia
00:42:02what happened to dog walker
00:42:06i have a confession to make
00:42:09last night
00:42:12i don't know how
00:42:14i don't know why
00:42:15that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:42:19really
00:42:21do i look like i'm lying
00:42:23i'm not a good actor
00:42:25i could even do reality tv
00:42:27but
00:42:29there is
00:42:30a fire
00:42:32between us amelia
00:42:33some kind of crazy
00:42:34cosmic chemistry
00:42:35you sound like you're
00:42:38reading a horoscope
00:42:40amelia
00:42:41please
00:42:42i know you felt it too
00:42:45amelia
00:42:51please
00:42:52don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:42:55i felt it too
00:42:57so why are we fighting it
00:43:03i've been thinking about you all day
00:43:06me too
00:43:08i believe
00:43:09i think that's a perfect place
00:43:09i still don't know how big tell you all day
00:43:12anyways
00:43:14wait
00:43:14once again
00:43:15i think that's going to be about
00:43:16atmos
00:43:25so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball
00:43:46shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name no wonder they canceled vanderpump
00:43:54super yacht if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk
00:43:59off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat you know when you're not acting like a complete
00:44:10douchebag you're not so bad thanks you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this
00:44:20good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot
00:44:28you mean like you and me together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:44:35oh gucci what's the rush
00:44:50oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy
00:45:05i know i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight
00:45:11i'm sorry for bringing you into this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling
00:45:18i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging
00:45:23home his woman well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame
00:45:30him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:45:36i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:45:40i'm here if you need to talk thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:45:46remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:45:50we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked come on gucci let's go
00:46:00cats are awesome
00:46:04that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:12you think so oh maybe i'm finally starting to hang in this ceo thing oh yeah yeah now listen
00:46:19i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci
00:46:25sure but i mean your dog's more amelia specialty yeah but that's how you impress her you invite
00:46:32her for a romantic date at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set
00:46:38now go get a rubber boy
00:46:42so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before
00:46:57it's my dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with
00:47:07your dainty hands
00:47:09do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no i like my work what's the point of working if
00:47:20you never get a chance to have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else you're letting
00:47:29me get closer to my little brother
00:47:30fetch gucci
00:47:34i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:47:44have a good night mr dino bellino
00:47:54what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:48:04but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:48:10you know that's awful for dogs right i thought you were off the clock today besides a special
00:48:19occasion i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into
00:48:25video
00:48:26okay this is for us why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:48:31what else is in the back just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian
00:48:37dinner you can cook
00:48:39that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:48:56how did you do this i can't cook at all
00:49:00making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:49:03did you learn in culinary school
00:49:05no my mom taught me
00:49:07tell me about her
00:49:09i never told a girl about my mom
00:49:12sorry i don't mean to pray
00:49:15she passed away when i was 11
00:49:18breast cancer
00:49:20but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:49:23she grew up in a little village in tuscany and
00:49:26she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:49:29we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:49:35i still have all of her recipes
00:49:39here
00:49:39handwritten in italian
00:49:41that's really special
00:49:43i miss her
00:49:47this might sound corny but
00:49:49i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:49:53it's not corny
00:49:54but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:49:58just don't tell tmz
00:50:00what about your parents
00:50:03my parents died in a car accident
00:50:06when i was 13
00:50:07it's been me and betsy ever since
00:50:10i'm sorry
00:50:11i just really hope these treatments work
00:50:14i don't want to lose her too
00:50:18i'm sorry
00:50:21your story made me emotional
00:50:23i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:50:24i'll help you
00:50:26no no it's fine
00:50:27i like doing the dishes
00:50:28it relaxes me
00:50:29good
00:50:30because i hate them
00:50:32well then i guess we make a good team
00:50:34is it just the wine
00:50:40or am i really falling for
00:50:42him
00:50:43her
00:50:43you don't want espresso
00:50:47hey
00:50:56hey
00:50:57do you want an espresso
00:50:59i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:02no thank you
00:51:03you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:51:05okay well don't forget gucci
00:51:07how could i
00:51:08ready bro
00:51:11well let me fix your tie
00:51:13what do you know about ties
00:51:16you wear t-shirts to work
00:51:18and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:51:21touche
00:51:22there you go
00:51:25okay bye
00:51:25bye
00:51:27love you
00:51:30love you too
00:51:31sorry
00:51:41reflex
00:51:42i didn't mean to say that
00:51:44me neither
00:51:45too soon
00:51:46talk about it later
00:51:48yeah
00:51:49okay
00:51:51okay
00:51:51ugh
00:51:53could that have been any more awkward
00:51:54and
00:51:56is michelangelo really in love with me
00:51:58look who's here
00:52:03hey
00:52:04my little guy
00:52:05hey little gucci
00:52:07look at this right here
00:52:09huh
00:52:10let's try
00:52:12oh yeah now here's
00:52:15here's mine
00:52:16right
00:52:16just like that
00:52:18huh
00:52:18yeah
00:52:19even got one for big brother
00:52:21right there
00:52:22come to papa
00:52:24yes my boy
00:52:25all right
00:52:28all right
00:52:28so
00:52:28we gotta talk about this
00:52:30this wedding
00:52:31right
00:52:31this is two weeks off
00:52:32hollywood bowl
00:52:33they're waiting for an answer
00:52:35and i bumped into
00:52:36chris martin
00:52:37on the plane
00:52:38he says the band
00:52:39is free
00:52:40you like cold play
00:52:42right
00:52:42dad
00:52:43you can't have the wedding
00:52:44at the hollywood bowl
00:52:45oh
00:52:46well all right
00:52:48then we'll book
00:52:49the magic castle
00:52:50how about that
00:52:51not too big
00:52:51plenty of room for cold play
00:52:52huh
00:52:53dad
00:52:54let's just pump the brakes
00:52:55we cannot plan a wedding
00:52:57like this
00:52:57why
00:52:58something wrong with
00:52:59Amelia
00:53:00no
00:53:01everything's great
00:53:02it's better than great
00:53:04honestly
00:53:05but we cannot
00:53:07have a big flashy wedding
00:53:09that's
00:53:10our thing
00:53:11it's not Amelia's thing
00:53:12i think it'd make it
00:53:14uncomfortable
00:53:14wow
00:53:16i never thought of that
00:53:18you know
00:53:20you have a very good point
00:53:21there
00:53:21i'm very impressed
00:53:24you've never acted like this
00:53:27with any other woman
00:53:28i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:53:32sounds like you might be falling in love
00:53:35love
00:53:36yeah
00:53:38i don't know
00:53:40he's so cute
00:53:42all right all right
00:53:44change the deal
00:53:45gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:53:47all right
00:53:48and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:53:51a wedding
00:53:52with cold play
00:53:53no cold play dad
00:53:55no cold play
00:53:57so
00:54:03it's about my cancer treatment
00:54:06it's not working
00:54:08i know it
00:54:09i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:54:11and i'm cured
00:54:14what
00:54:15you're cured
00:54:17oh
00:54:18congratulations
00:54:20thank you
00:54:21i wasn't expecting it
00:54:23i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:54:26it only took two sessions
00:54:29i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:54:32maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:54:35what's wrong sis
00:54:37we should be celebrating
00:54:39i brought prosecco
00:54:40no
00:54:41yeah
00:54:42no i'm good
00:54:44yeah
00:54:44amelia
00:54:46i'm your sister
00:54:47you can tell me anything
00:54:49is it michelangelo
00:54:52is everything okay
00:54:54if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:54:57i will take that man thong
00:54:58and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:55:00that it will cut him in two
00:55:02it's not michelangelo
00:55:04let's see
00:55:05it's me
00:55:08i have to tell you something
00:55:11i cannot believe
00:55:16that they convinced you to do
00:55:17an arranged marriage
00:55:19what is this game of thrones
00:55:21it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:55:23and you know that i would do anything for you
00:55:26actually
00:55:28he's not that bad
00:55:30i kind of like him
00:55:33yeah
00:55:35babe
00:55:35that's called stockholm syndrome
00:55:37we need to get you out of there
00:55:38betsy
00:55:40i have
00:55:41real feelings for him
00:55:43but
00:55:45what about the tabloid stories
00:55:48you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:55:51they banned him
00:55:52for life
00:55:53you'll never go to epcot
00:55:55he's not actually like the stories
00:55:58or
00:55:59at least not to me
00:56:00he's only acting like that to get into your pants
00:56:04amelia
00:56:04if you marry michelangelo
00:56:07he will make your life a living hell
00:56:11what if you meet him
00:56:13yeah
00:56:14meet him
00:56:16maybe he'll change your mind
00:56:18maybe
00:56:18maybe you'll actually like him
00:56:19don't count on it
00:56:21please
00:56:22me
00:56:23just give him a chance
00:56:24fine
00:56:26yes
00:56:27only one
00:56:28yes
00:56:29you won't regret it
00:56:33i'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:56:34you better bring the whole bottle
00:56:38thank you for making dinner
00:56:42of course
00:56:44i'm glad she's cancer free
00:56:45we need to celebrate
00:56:47michelangelo
00:56:50you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:56:54right
00:56:55you mean besides me
00:56:56i'm serious
00:56:57it's really important to me that you two get along
00:56:59have a glass of wine
00:57:01tonight's gonna be great
00:57:04it's enormous
00:57:15why would anybody need so much room
00:57:21it's nice to see you too sis
00:57:24nice to finally meet you
00:57:27let's see
00:57:28hmm
00:57:29so
00:57:31this is the
00:57:33infamous
00:57:35uh
00:57:35michelangelo
00:57:37how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:57:4196 Domperion
00:57:43Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:57:45yeah
00:57:47sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:57:49it's worth more than my car
00:57:50why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:57:53$8.99 at ralph's
00:57:57it's delicious
00:57:58this was made in france
00:58:01sorry
00:58:02can't touch that stuff
00:58:03so
00:58:05who wants a drink
00:58:06you hardly touch your food
00:58:28it's a little too rich for me
00:58:33mine tastes great
00:58:35so michelangelo
00:58:39i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
00:58:44you don't mind do you
00:58:46fire away
00:58:47so i know you two have been having your
00:58:51fun
00:58:53um
00:58:54but
00:58:55what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
00:59:00i don't think it's going to
00:59:02that's cute and all
00:59:05but
00:59:05what about her career
00:59:07are you going to support her
00:59:08or kids
00:59:09what's your stance on that
00:59:10or are you just gonna
00:59:12jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
00:59:15let's see
00:59:16look
00:59:16i know i have a past
00:59:18but
00:59:20i'm committed to it
00:59:21we haven't talked about kids but
00:59:24i'm open to anything
00:59:25see michelangelo
00:59:26that's my point
00:59:27you two are getting married
00:59:29and you barely know each other
00:59:31we know
00:59:32easy betsy
00:59:33i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
00:59:38and if you really cared about amelia
00:59:40you would give her the time
00:59:42and what makes you such an expert
00:59:44i don't see a ring on your finger
00:59:46michelangelo
00:59:48you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
00:59:51it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
00:59:52she gets it from you
00:59:53are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
00:59:57you started it
00:59:59why don't we all just
01:00:04calm down
01:00:06betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:00:08no
01:00:09she's alone and miserable
01:00:10and trying to drag you down with her
01:00:12that's not fair michelangelo
01:00:14she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:00:16you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:00:18and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:00:21you know what
01:00:22you can't talk to betsy like that
01:00:24that's my sister
01:00:25she just survived cancer
01:00:26that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:00:32this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:00:35not to me
01:00:36you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:00:39see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:00:42but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:00:44you told her
01:00:45she's my sister
01:00:47i don't care that violates our agreement
01:00:49oh is that all i am to you
01:00:50a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:00:53it's not what i meant
01:00:55it came out wrong amelia
01:00:56i love you
01:00:58you love me
01:01:00don't listen to him
01:01:01he doesn't even know what that means
01:01:03shut the fuck up
01:01:04you know what
01:01:06maybe she was right
01:01:07i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:01:09it's over
01:01:09we need to get out of here
01:01:16i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:01:19to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:01:21amelia
01:01:26i know this is hard to hear
01:01:28but
01:01:29you did the right thing
01:01:32you do so much better than him
01:01:34yeah
01:01:35but he isn't a monster
01:01:38i shouldn't have said that
01:01:39we can talk about it on the road
01:01:41get packing
01:01:43and if we leave now
01:01:45we can get to mexico by dawn
01:01:46lay low for a bit
01:01:47mexico
01:01:48or canada
01:01:49whatever
01:01:50it's that or stay here and get sued
01:01:52by the dino lovinos
01:01:54or worse
01:01:55i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:01:58i mean
01:01:59i only told you about the contract
01:02:01it's not like i told the media
01:02:03you don't know that
01:02:05we're
01:02:06liabilities
01:02:08loose ends
01:02:09you should listen to more true crime podcast
01:02:11get rid of that thing
01:02:17they could be tracking us right now
01:02:19yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:02:24see
01:02:26he could have a sniper on us
01:02:28it's romulus
01:02:33hey romulus
01:02:34what
01:02:36what do you mean gucci's missing
01:02:39you came
01:02:51against my better judgment
01:02:54i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:02:57i've just been busy
01:02:59but
01:02:59it's over with now
01:03:01you should
01:03:04punish me for straying
01:03:06you make me sick
01:03:09i make me sick
01:03:11nice
01:03:20underwear
01:03:22it's a great craftsmanship
01:03:24okay
01:03:30let's get this over with
01:03:32is that all you have to say
01:03:35do you even realize how hot i am
01:03:38i'm
01:03:39sorry
01:03:40chantel
01:03:41i thought i wanted this
01:03:44but i don't
01:03:47i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:03:51amelia broke up with me
01:03:55it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:04:03never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair
01:04:08i am fucking devastated
01:04:10and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:04:13and just wanted to come back to me
01:04:16amelia
01:04:26hi dad
01:04:29gucci's gone
01:04:31i'll be right there
01:04:34romulus
01:04:41well i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:04:48we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:04:50he just shot off like a rocket
01:04:52i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:04:55well we can help you find him
01:04:59yeah
01:05:00right
01:05:01oh
01:05:02good thanks
01:05:04gucci
01:05:05this better not be a trap
01:05:07just come on
01:05:08gucci
01:05:11gucci
01:05:13gucci
01:05:14hey hey hey where's michael angelo
01:05:15huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:05:18oh um he's
01:05:20sorry i'm late dad
01:05:21where were you
01:05:23i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:05:26it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:05:28if this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:05:31smart move dude
01:05:33here ladies
01:05:34take a piece of this prosciutto here
01:05:36that's it
01:05:37amelior
01:05:39amelior
01:05:41amelior
01:05:43gucci
01:05:45gucci
01:05:47gucci
01:05:54gucci
01:05:55gucci
01:05:57gucci
01:05:58gucci
01:05:59gucci
01:06:00gucci
01:06:01gucci
01:06:02gucci
01:06:04gucci
01:06:05gucci
01:06:06gucci
01:06:07gucci
01:06:08gucci
01:06:09gucci
01:06:10gucci gucci
01:06:11see they're not gonna kill us I do have to admit though I didn't expect to see
01:06:17this side of him he's really there for his dad his dad's dog so you approve now
01:06:25they didn't say that okay okay I'm a little closer to approving
01:06:48I might have possibly misjudged you a little it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true
01:07:07they just leave out part of the story Amelia can we talk
01:07:13please
01:07:16Amelia can we talk please okay
01:07:25Amelia I'm sorry about earlier tonight I shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:07:41and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:07:44I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:07:51thanks for saying that I needed to hear that
01:07:57and I'm sorry for calling you a monster you're not one I'm still learning new things about you
01:08:06most of them are good I'm happy we signed the contract
01:08:12I'm not
01:08:14you're not what do you mean
01:08:18Amelia this might sound crazy but I meant it when I said that I love you
01:08:26and I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together
01:08:34I want to know that our love is real
01:08:36dad what is it son I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia
01:08:43why son because I want to ask her to marry me
01:08:48and not because of some legal obligation
01:08:53but because she wants to
01:08:56consider our contracts null and void
01:09:04and I don't want to know that our love is real
01:09:11Amelia where will it be
01:09:14will you marry me
01:09:17will you marry me
01:09:20yes
01:09:23I'll marry you
01:09:25you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:09:42and I'm the happiest dog walker
01:09:45look at me
01:09:47I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct
01:09:50all right all right you two
01:09:53that's enough all right
01:09:54we spent this whole night together
01:09:56come over to my place all right
01:09:59we'll have a nice breakfast Italian style
01:10:01hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:10:04I think I can get used to it
01:10:07and then we can all discuss the wedding
01:10:09all right
01:10:09I want to hear from everybody involved
01:10:12especially coldplay
01:10:14we're not getting coldplay dad
01:10:16it was worth a try
01:10:24and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:10:43michelangelo
01:10:44Amelia
01:10:49even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:10:53we're perfect together
01:10:56I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:11:01and not just about dogs
01:11:02I don't know how I ever managed anything without you
01:11:07I'm looking forward to your support
01:11:15and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year
01:11:18and in return I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:11:30Amelia you're the only thing better than free underwear
01:11:40I love you so much
01:11:43I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model
01:11:53but here we are
01:11:55michelangelo you've helped me come out of my shell
01:11:59and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:12:01something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy
01:12:03and although we haven't spent much time together
01:12:11it feels like a lifetime
01:12:13in a good way
01:12:14I know your mom would be proud of you
01:12:17ti amo michelangelo
01:12:18I love you
01:12:19with the power vested in me by almighty god
01:12:23and the city of beverly hills
01:12:24I now pronounce you husband and wife
01:12:27you may kiss your bride
01:12:29thanks
01:12:38I'm Betsy
01:12:40Amelia's sister
01:12:41I'm Jake
01:12:43another dog walker
01:12:45it's crazy
01:12:47you know given my sister
01:12:48but
01:12:48I've always been more of a cat person
01:12:50me too
01:12:52red dragon
01:13:06record by
01:13:06short drama free
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01:13:20red dragon
01:13:24record by
01:13:25short drama free
01:13:26follow for more
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