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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this on to yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:00So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:11To be fair, we thought I was legal. We'll just swim there.
00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:27Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:28Good boy!
00:01:29Oh!
00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:31Hey!
00:01:32I'm here, we are!
00:01:33Oh!
00:01:34Oh!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:36Oh!
00:01:37Oh!
00:01:38Oh!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:40Oh!
00:01:41Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:42Hey!
00:01:43I'm here, we are!
00:01:44Oh!
00:01:45Hey, Jane!
00:01:46Oh!
00:01:47Oh!
00:01:48Oh!
00:01:49Oh!
00:01:50Come on, Gucci!
00:01:51Let's go!
00:01:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:09I make my own money.
00:02:11See, see.
00:02:13Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man foam.
00:02:18That means free underwear for life.
00:02:20For life.
00:02:21Some parents would be proud.
00:02:22Yeah?
00:02:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Volino Cosmetics.
00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:38Alright, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright?
00:02:40And don't be late.
00:02:41Bye, Dad.
00:02:43Bye, Dad.
00:02:54Excuse me.
00:03:01Ew!
00:03:03Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:04Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:08He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:13Like you, Amelia.
00:03:15Good one, Romulus.
00:03:17These are great.
00:03:34Hmm.
00:03:35I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:37Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:39No problem.
00:03:40Cool.
00:03:41Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:44Hi.
00:03:49I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:51Chantal.
00:03:52Nice to meet you.
00:03:54I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:57I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:04:02Hold that up.
00:04:05Hey, Dad.
00:04:06Where the hell were ya?
00:04:09Dad, I'm at a photo shoot.
00:04:11You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:16I can meet him later.
00:04:17Now the suit lady's back on the plane again.
00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:21Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:24You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:26You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:31You interned.
00:04:32You went to business school.
00:04:34You have potential.
00:04:35Okay?
00:04:36But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:04:38Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:04:39Cause so far...
00:04:41I ain't seen the end date from you.
00:04:44Bye, Dad.
00:04:45Hey.
00:04:49You okay?
00:04:51Yeah.
00:04:53But...
00:04:54I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:07So, it's a...
00:05:10really rare form of cancer.
00:05:12Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:17Oh my God.
00:05:18There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:22But it's really expensive.
00:05:24And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:27Don't worry about that.
00:05:29I have money saved.
00:05:31I'll find the rest.
00:05:32We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:34We're gonna get through this.
00:05:35Together.
00:05:38Oh, yeah.
00:05:42Oh.
00:05:43Ciao, Gucci.
00:05:44Did she have a good walk?
00:05:46What's wrong?
00:05:50I'm sorry.
00:05:51This is...
00:05:52No, no, forget about it.
00:05:53I'm sorry about your sister.
00:05:55The treatments are just really expensive.
00:05:56I have a savings.
00:05:57For my doggie daycare.
00:05:58My dream.
00:05:59But...
00:06:00It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:01And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:02Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:04I'm sorry.
00:06:05It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:06And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:08Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:10I'm sorry.
00:06:11I'm sorry.
00:06:12I'm sorry.
00:06:13I'm sorry.
00:06:14I'm sorry.
00:06:15I'm sorry.
00:06:16This is...
00:06:17I'm sorry.
00:06:18It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:19It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:20And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:23Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:26After her parents passed.
00:06:28I would do anything for her.
00:06:31Amelia.
00:06:33I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:36You do?
00:06:38Come back tonight.
00:06:40And, uh...
00:06:42Make something nice.
00:06:44Come on.
00:06:45Okay.
00:06:46Okay.
00:06:47Nice.
00:06:53Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:06:58Except for the dog hair.
00:07:01Well, come with me.
00:07:03I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:06Are they from Italy?
00:07:07Yes.
00:07:08Wow.
00:07:09Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:12Well...
00:07:14Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:17I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:07:20Mm-hmm.
00:07:21Yeah.
00:07:22Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:23I'm a dog walker.
00:07:25Don't be so defensive.
00:07:27I wasn't.
00:07:32Well, I...
00:07:33I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:40I don't know your heart.
00:07:41Hey.
00:07:42I'll leave it at you, huh?
00:07:51Do you want to do me a favor?
00:07:57What exactly?
00:07:58How does it look?
00:07:59Not half bad.
00:08:00I mean...
00:08:01It's fine.
00:08:02Whatever.
00:08:03Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:04Or not.
00:08:05I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:07You work for my dad.
00:08:08You have to do what I say.
00:08:09You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:11Just a few more pictures.
00:08:12I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:13I don't need Tinder.
00:08:14I'm an underwear model.
00:08:15My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:18Whatever.
00:08:19Whatever.
00:08:20Pour me another.
00:08:21I told you, I'm...
00:08:22Fine.
00:08:23Fine.
00:08:24I'll leave it at you.
00:08:25I'm not here to do what I say.
00:08:26You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:27Just a few more pictures.
00:08:28I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:29I don't need Tinder.
00:08:30I'm an underwear model.
00:08:31My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:35Whatever.
00:08:37Pour me another.
00:08:38I told you, I'm...
00:08:39Now.
00:08:40Fine.
00:08:41See?
00:08:42Dog Walker.
00:08:43That wasn't so hard.
00:08:44What the fuck?
00:08:45This is fucking Prada.
00:08:46Oh!
00:08:47Ow!
00:08:48Ow!
00:08:49Ow!
00:08:50Ow!
00:08:51Ow!
00:08:52Ow!
00:08:53Ow!
00:08:54Ow!
00:08:55Ow!
00:08:56Ow!
00:08:57Ow!
00:08:58Ow!
00:08:59Ow!
00:09:00Ow!
00:09:01Ow!
00:09:02Ow!
00:09:03Ow!
00:09:04Ow!
00:09:05Ow!
00:09:06Ow!
00:09:07Ow!
00:09:08You asshole!
00:09:09You crazy bitch!
00:09:12Amelia!
00:09:13Whoa!
00:09:14What's wrong?
00:09:15I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:09:18I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:09:21I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:22No, no, no, please.
00:09:23I apologize.
00:09:24My son, he's immature.
00:09:26All right?
00:09:27And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:09:30Please.
00:09:31All right?
00:09:32Just have a seat.
00:09:33All right?
00:09:34And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:09:37Won't you, son?
00:09:39So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:44Cancer?
00:09:45Hmm.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:47And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:55I want the business.
00:09:56I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:04What kind of deal?
00:10:06Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:09No.
00:10:10You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:10:12No.
00:10:13What?
00:10:14What?
00:10:15What?
00:10:16Romulus.
00:10:17What are you saying?
00:10:18I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:20Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:23Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:26Colangelo, look.
00:10:28You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:10:31And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:10:34We're not even a match.
00:10:35We hate each other.
00:10:36At least I do.
00:10:37Obviously.
00:10:38See?
00:10:39There's something uncommon already.
00:10:41Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:10:46We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:50She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.
00:10:54I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:10:57But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:11:00You two have chemistry.
00:11:02Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:04As if.
00:11:06Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:11:08I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:11:10Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:11:13Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:11:23What's it gonna be?
00:11:26What's it gonna be?
00:11:30Fine.
00:11:31I'll do it.
00:11:32For Betsy.
00:11:39Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:42If you're not gonna agree to marry her, then you're gonna lose the business.
00:11:47And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:11:50What the hell, Dad?
00:11:54Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:11:57Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:12:01The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:12:03And, son, we are going to need some champagne.
00:12:07I read my mind.
00:12:08Try and make yourself look decent, Alan.
00:12:13You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:12:16Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:12:19And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:12:23I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:12:25Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:12:31Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,
00:12:34but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:12:38That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:41Are we agreed?
00:12:43Sure.
00:12:44All right.
00:12:45Signed in.
00:12:49Salute to the new couple.
00:13:07So, your place or mine?
00:13:19I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:21Fine.
00:13:22Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:23So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:35It's like a museum in here.
00:13:38A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:39Ugh.
00:13:40Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:55What was this?
00:13:57Put it in the trash.
00:13:58This isn't trash.
00:13:59These are my sisters.
00:14:00She's an artist.
00:14:01So, put them in your room.
00:14:03I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:14:05Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:06Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:08That's man-thong.
00:14:10It's trademarked.
00:14:15Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:17If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:14:18I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:21It's electric.
00:14:27Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:14:31You might want to start wearing that.
00:14:34Gee, thanks.
00:14:35Welcome.
00:14:42You're getting married?
00:14:44Shh, Betsy.
00:14:45Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:47Sorry, Amelia.
00:14:49It's just...
00:14:50It's not like you.
00:14:52You're so reserved.
00:14:55Safe.
00:14:57Like I always taught you.
00:15:00Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:15:04And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:09So, I'm okay with the quick proposal.
00:15:12Michelangelo?
00:15:13The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:15No.
00:15:17Michelangelo...
00:15:18Dana Valeno?
00:15:19Maybe you've heard of him?
00:15:21Michelangelo?
00:15:22Dino Valeno?
00:15:23Michelangelo?
00:15:23Shhh.
00:15:27The socialite animal who's, like, started a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:15:31How did you even meet?
00:15:33His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:36It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:40He's so toxic.
00:15:43Speak of the devil.
00:15:47Oh, yeah.
00:15:49You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:15:52This is a doctor's office.
00:15:55Amelia.
00:15:57Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:00Doctor's ready.
00:16:02We'll talk about this later.
00:16:03We'll talk about this later.
00:16:09Thanks.
00:16:10We're just going to wet, baby.
00:16:28We're already wet.
00:16:29Where did that come from?
00:16:47Nice place.
00:17:13I love the artwork.
00:17:14Thanks.
00:17:15Finally.
00:17:17Ooh, good taste.
00:17:20Oh, I'm good.
00:17:22You had plenty at dinner.
00:17:24More for me.
00:17:28You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bed.
00:17:41Who are you?
00:17:45Who are you?
00:17:48Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:17:52Amelia.
00:17:54Whatever.
00:17:55Can you guys just keep it down?
00:17:57I have work tomorrow morning.
00:17:59This is my house?
00:18:01We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:18:04Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:18:06You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:09What's wrong, dog walker?
00:18:11He's jealous.
00:18:13Jealous?
00:18:13I'm not jealous!
00:18:17Sweet dreams!
00:18:18I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:27How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:30Even if he is kind of hot.
00:18:32See you later.
00:18:51And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:18:54Sorry.
00:18:56I had one too many to drink.
00:18:57It won't happen again.
00:18:58You better not.
00:19:11How's the hangover, roomie?
00:19:13Not now.
00:19:15My head's killing me.
00:19:16We need to talk about last night.
00:19:17No.
00:19:18What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:22I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:19:24Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:26But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:29And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:32Fine.
00:19:33I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:19:34Just give me my phone.
00:19:35My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:39And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:19:43Then neither of us get what we want.
00:19:45Yeah, no shit.
00:19:46I'm serious.
00:19:48Don't screw this up.
00:19:50I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:19:54I know what I'm doing.
00:19:55Dog walker.
00:19:56And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:19:59Whenever I want.
00:20:00Wherever I want.
00:20:02Fine.
00:20:03Do whatever you want.
00:20:06Sorry.
00:20:07It's a bit harsh.
00:20:08I'm just really hungover.
00:20:14That could have gone better.
00:20:20Hey, baby.
00:20:22You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:25You're rich now.
00:20:26I know.
00:20:27I like it.
00:20:28Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:30You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:34Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:38Oh, fine.
00:20:39Yeah.
00:20:40We're still getting to know each other.
00:20:42All right.
00:20:43Well, give him time, all right?
00:20:44Oh, and listen.
00:20:46He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:20:49Look, I...
00:20:49I promise.
00:20:50I wouldn't be so sure.
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:53You're right.
00:20:53Well, we'll see you later.
00:20:56Come on, Gucci.
00:20:57Yeah.
00:20:58Come on.
00:20:59Bye, Gooch.
00:21:03Hey, Amelia.
00:21:04Hey, Jake.
00:21:06Gucci, no!
00:21:07Royce!
00:21:08See a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:14It's to see you up close for once.
00:21:16Yeah.
00:21:17Same here.
00:21:24Sorry.
00:21:25Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:21:28This whole family, actually.
00:21:31All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:33I should make a reality show.
00:21:34Little dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:21:38Do you want to walk together?
00:21:41Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:43Yeah.
00:21:44I'd like that.
00:21:49So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:21:52A couple months.
00:21:53I like it.
00:21:54I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:21:57Barista.
00:21:58Cooper driver.
00:22:00Delivery guy.
00:22:02Movie extra?
00:22:03You were in a movie.
00:22:04Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:06I was trying to impress you.
00:22:08How about you?
00:22:10How long have you been doing this?
00:22:12I don't know.
00:22:12My whole life, I guess.
00:22:14It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:18I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:21Wow.
00:22:22I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:24Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:26If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:32My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:35Do you want to go?
00:22:37I'm going to have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:22:40I'm going to have to go.
00:22:41You did?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45I still do.
00:22:49He's cute.
00:22:50I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:22:54Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:22:57I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:02Hell yeah.
00:23:04I mean, uh, regular.
00:23:06Yeah.
00:23:06I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:13I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:17Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:20Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:23:25Looks pretty big.
00:23:27It was a big school.
00:23:29Public schools.
00:23:30Am I right?
00:23:36I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:39Me?
00:23:40Engaged?
00:23:41No.
00:23:42Are you kidding?
00:23:42I'm 24.
00:23:44I'm practically still a baby.
00:23:45I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:23:49Nope.
00:23:50Single and ready to mingle.
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:56Royce pooped.
00:23:58I should pick it up.
00:23:59Where?
00:23:59I don't see it.
00:24:00Just over there.
00:24:04Come on.
00:24:06Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:10Of course.
00:24:11It's an office.
00:24:12You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:24:15You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:24:20Very funny.
00:24:21You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:22Yes, I know.
00:24:23Yeah.
00:24:23That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:24:26So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:24:30Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:24:31Fuck no.
00:24:33Come on, Dad.
00:24:34Oh my goodness.
00:24:48Are you okay?
00:24:49Hi.
00:24:50I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:51You're engaged, you remember?
00:24:59And this is our new palette.
00:25:02It's Matt's collection.
00:25:04He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:06Um, but yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:25:17What, Dad?
00:25:23What a day, Dad.
00:25:24It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:26Look at you.
00:25:27You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:25:31Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:25:33Hard work does pay off.
00:25:35Let me just look at Amelia.
00:25:37What about her?
00:25:38She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:40Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:25:42But she just worked hard.
00:25:43And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:25:47I guess that's impressive.
00:25:49Yeah, see.
00:25:50See, it is.
00:25:51I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:25:54I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:26:02Break's over.
00:26:03Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:19One day down.
00:26:21Forty more years to go.
00:26:25Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:26:29you talk about the day's work,
00:26:31raise you closer together.
00:26:33Comfort each other,
00:26:34just like your mom and I used to do.
00:26:38You know, I'm thinking,
00:26:39it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:26:45Tonight.
00:26:46Tonight?
00:26:48Shit.
00:26:49When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:26:50I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:26:52The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:26:54Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:26:56Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:26:58to the Dino Verdeena Nam.
00:27:01Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:27:04I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:07What's the matter?
00:27:09You're getting along, aren't you?
00:27:10Yeah, yeah.
00:27:11Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:27:15All right, so it's all settled.
00:27:16I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight,
00:27:18in the limo,
00:27:18and don't be late.
00:27:24All right, Dad.
00:27:35So, remind me,
00:27:37why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:27:40Because I want to do something nice
00:27:42for my favorite big sister.
00:27:45And?
00:27:47And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:27:50But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:27:53I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:27:56You better not let that hair down.
00:27:58Sorry, just an expression.
00:27:59How's it going in there?
00:28:08I'm coming out.
00:28:18Is that bad?
00:28:21I've never seen a dog walker look this hot
00:28:25by that dress ASAP.
00:28:29Leave me alone, party boy.
00:28:34I've got my own function tonight.
00:28:35I've got my own function tonight.
00:28:59What are you looking at?
00:29:11You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:13Thanks.
00:29:13Um, I...
00:29:16Did you forget my name?
00:29:18No, there's just...
00:29:20something different.
00:29:22Did you change your hair?
00:29:24Why do you care?
00:29:24The man-whore house is yours tonight.
00:29:27I'm going out.
00:29:27I just forgot my charger.
00:29:29Awesome.
00:29:30Thanks.
00:29:33I'm taking this.
00:29:35Wait.
00:29:35I've been calling you.
00:29:36We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:37I told you.
00:29:38I'm busy.
00:29:39Hold on!
00:29:43Amelia!
00:29:43All right, hey.
00:29:52Look who's right on time.
00:29:54Nice.
00:29:55Where's Amelia?
00:29:57She's sick.
00:29:59She can't make it.
00:30:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:02If your fiancée's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:30:05Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:30:07Give her some...
00:30:08Give her some nice soup.
00:30:10I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:30:12Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:14Poor thing.
00:30:16Okay, Dad.
00:30:17See you in the office.
00:30:24Stupid dog walker?
00:30:26Tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:27I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:32Hey, it's Mike Lennon with Dean Levino.
00:30:39Do you still track people?
00:30:55Wow.
00:30:56Amelia.
00:30:57Hi.
00:30:59You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:31:02Without a dog.
00:31:04Sorry.
00:31:05I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:06I kind of panicked.
00:31:08No worries.
00:31:08I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:31:12Yeah.
00:31:12But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:15Talk to the bartender.
00:31:16Wow.
00:31:17The IP treatment.
00:31:19You look like it.
00:31:20Thanks.
00:31:21Thanks.
00:31:23Hey.
00:31:24Lover boy.
00:31:25We're on.
00:31:25Gotta go.
00:31:28Find me in the green room after.
00:31:31Hope you like it.
00:31:32Break a leg.
00:31:33Lovely boy.
00:31:33Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:31:56All I do.
00:31:58You know what I want, babe.
00:32:01You know what I want.
00:32:05Good.
00:32:06Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:07Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:10One more, please.
00:32:16But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:18Jake, you guys are great.
00:32:27You really think so?
00:32:30I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:32The who?
00:32:34You don't know the strokes.
00:32:38Are they older?
00:32:39I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:32:43It's all right.
00:32:44Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:32:47You want some of that a drink?
00:32:48Yeah.
00:32:55So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:32:59Since I was 13.
00:33:01Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:33:05going someplace.
00:33:06That's awesome.
00:33:08And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:33:13You're going to quit dog walking?
00:33:15I thought you liked it.
00:33:16I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:21I don't even like dogs that much.
00:33:23I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:24A cat person?
00:33:29Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:31Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:33I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:33:36I just want to relax.
00:33:38Have a good time.
00:33:40You're beautiful, you know that?
00:33:41I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:33:46Now I'm not sure.
00:33:47We have nothing in common.
00:33:49Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:33:54The heck.
00:33:55I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:33:57Michelangelo had his fun.
00:33:58Now I can have mine.
00:33:59Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:16What's going on?
00:34:18That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:34:22He's not.
00:34:23You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:25Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:26What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:28Back off, dude.
00:34:30Back off.
00:34:31Grubby little hipster.
00:34:32She's my fiancée.
00:34:34So that was an engagement ring?
00:34:36Jake, I can explain.
00:34:39Let's go.
00:34:41I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:34:43I'm not Jake.
00:34:48This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:34:54And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:34:58I can't believe you did that.
00:35:03After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:35:05Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:08Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:35:11I'm not following you around.
00:35:13You know what?
00:35:13I get it.
00:35:14You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:17Oh, me jealous?
00:35:20Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:22Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:25I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:27I have a name.
00:35:30Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:31That is an original.
00:35:32I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:35:34Oh, fine!
00:35:35I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:35:39I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:35:42You're treating me like shit.
00:35:44That's from the Renaissance.
00:35:46You're history's worst nightmare.
00:35:47I tried to make this work with you.
00:35:49We signed a contract.
00:35:50For an arranged marriage.
00:35:52Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:35:55You are such a simpleton.
00:35:57Oh.
00:35:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:00Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:04I tried to get along with you.
00:36:05You brought this on to yourself.
00:36:06I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:08Right back at you.
00:36:10I fucking hate you.
00:36:12I fucking hate you more.
00:36:14I like that.
00:36:44I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:45I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:46I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:47I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:49I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:50I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:51I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:52I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:53I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:54I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:55I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:56I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:57I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:58I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:59I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:00I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:01I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:02I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:03I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:04I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:05I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:06I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:07I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:08I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:09Ugh, where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:37:28Michelangelo?
00:37:29Dog Walker.
00:37:30Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:37:38We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:37:42We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:37:48Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:37:54I should get up too.
00:37:57Oh, my head.
00:37:59There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:38:01Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:03Of course.
00:38:04My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:08Well, you look great.
00:38:10Thanks.
00:38:12I don't feel great.
00:38:14The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:17But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:38:22What's going on?
00:38:24So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:29Wait.
00:38:30For the first time?
00:38:33Yeah.
00:38:34We're taking it slow.
00:38:36Michelangelo, the male gigolo, is taking it slow.
00:38:43Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:38:45And...
00:38:47How was it?
00:38:49Well...
00:38:50Really bad.
00:38:51Right?
00:38:52I knew it.
00:38:53Actually...
00:38:55It was the best sex I ever had.
00:38:58Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:03I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:05Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:07That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:10I don't get it.
00:39:11He and I are nothing alike.
00:39:13And yet, he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:15I feel like...
00:39:16Like an arcade game.
00:39:17And he just keeps getting the high score.
00:39:18Again, and again, and...
00:39:20You get the picture.
00:39:23Hey.
00:39:26Opposites attract.
00:39:27I mean...
00:39:28That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:39:31Because you're so different.
00:39:33Something like that.
00:39:35I have to...
00:39:38Here comes.
00:39:43Right on the schedule.
00:39:44The dog walker's in love with me.
00:39:47I'll have to let her down easy.
00:39:49Weird.
00:39:51I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:39:53What was that about?
00:40:04Must be the hangover.
00:40:13Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:40:15Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:40:23Hey, unfortunately, something came up.
00:40:32I can't make it tonight.
00:40:37Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:40:40And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:40:53We should talk about it last night.
00:41:12I'm not very good with words.
00:41:14Me neither.
00:41:15But last night I...
00:41:16You don't have to say anything.
00:41:18We both know it was a mistake.
00:41:20And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:41:23Like nothing ever happened.
00:41:24I don't think you understand it.
00:41:25You just listen to me for a second.
00:41:27Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:41:30I'm a big girl.
00:41:30I've had a one-night stand before.
00:41:33I've never been with someone like you before.
00:41:35Okay, I get it.
00:41:37I'm not one of your...
00:41:38Your models or your D-list actresses.
00:41:42You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:41:45I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:41:48I mean...
00:41:49Frankly, so would I.
00:41:50I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:41:51You don't understand.
00:41:52Let's...
00:41:53Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:41:56I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:41:59Wait.
00:42:00Did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:05What happened to dog walker?
00:42:08I have a confession to make.
00:42:11Last night...
00:42:12I don't know how.
00:42:14I don't know why.
00:42:15That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:42:21Really?
00:42:22Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:24I'm not a good actor.
00:42:26I could even do reality TV.
00:42:29But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:42:33Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:42:37You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:42:40Amelia.
00:42:41Amelia.
00:42:42Please.
00:42:44I know you felt it too.
00:42:51Amelia.
00:42:52Please.
00:42:53Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:42:56I felt it too.
00:42:57So why are we fighting it?
00:43:04I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:07Me too.
00:43:08I do.
00:43:08I do.
00:43:08I do.
00:43:08I do.
00:43:08I do.
00:43:09I do.
00:43:10I do.
00:43:10I do.
00:43:11I do.
00:43:11I do.
00:43:12I do.
00:43:12I do.
00:43:13I do.
00:43:13I do.
00:43:13I do.
00:43:13I do.
00:43:14I do.
00:43:14I do.
00:43:15I do.
00:43:15I do.
00:43:15I do.
00:43:15I do.
00:43:16I do.
00:43:16I do.
00:43:16I do.
00:43:16I do.
00:43:17I do.
00:43:17I do.
00:43:17I do.
00:43:17I do.
00:43:18I do.
00:43:18I do.
00:43:18I do.
00:43:18So I set the kitchen on fire how am I supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:43:45lot fireball shots on fire. It's not my fault. They should change his name.
00:43:52No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht. If you think that's funny, just wait
00:43:57till the next episode. The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks
00:44:01the boat. You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:44:12Thanks. You know, we could actually try this. Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open
00:44:21for anything. I'm serious. The wedding's coming up. We could give it a shot. You mean like
00:44:30you and me together, together. Why not? Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:44:35Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:44:55Oh, hey, Royce. Jake?
00:44:58How's it going?
00:45:01Good. Yeah.
00:45:03Look, the other night was kind of...
00:45:05Crazy. I know. I should have told you about Michelangelo. We were kind of in a fight. I'm
00:45:13sorry for bringing you into this.
00:45:15Is he always like that? So aggressive and controlling? I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you
00:45:21off like that. He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:45:24Well, I am his woman. He saw us together and he got jealous. And I don't blame him.
00:45:32Oh, my God. Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:45:36I didn't mean to pry. I just wanted to make sure everything's okay. I'm here if you need
00:45:42to talk.
00:45:43Thanks, Jake. But I'm engaged. Remember? And the only person I want to talk to is my
00:45:50fiance.
00:45:50I thought we had a connection.
00:45:53You're a cat person. It never would have worked. Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:46:03Cats are awesome.
00:46:06That was a great presentation. The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:46:13You think so?
00:46:13Ooh.
00:46:14Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:46:18Oh, yeah. Yeah. Now, listen. I got to fly to Paris for a few days. You mind watching
00:46:23your little brother for me? Gucci? Sure.
00:46:26But, I mean, your dog's more Amelia's specialty.
00:46:29Yeah. But that's how you impress her. You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:46:34At the dog park?
00:46:35Mm-hmm. I just texted her. It's all set. Now, go get a lover, boy.
00:46:51So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:46:56You've never played fetch before?
00:46:57It's my dad's dog, not mine. Let me try.
00:47:04That's okay. I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:47:12Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:47:15No. I like my work.
00:47:18What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:47:22You're right. I should work less.
00:47:26If nothing else,
00:47:28you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:47:34Fetch Gucci.
00:47:39I've got a big surprise.
00:47:41A surprise?
00:47:43Just wait and see.
00:47:44Okay.
00:47:52Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:48:00What's that?
00:48:01Special delivery from Masteryone's Italian Deli.
00:48:07But Gucci?
00:48:09It's your favorite prosciutto.
00:48:12You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:48:15I thought you were
00:48:16off the clock today.
00:48:19Besides, a special occasion.
00:48:20I also thought
00:48:23we could use his water bowl
00:48:24to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:48:27I'm kidding.
00:48:28This is for us.
00:48:30Why don't you get us a corkscrew?
00:48:31What else is in the bag?
00:48:33Just some
00:48:33imported Italian ingredients
00:48:35so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:48:38You can cook?
00:48:39You can cook.
00:48:50That was so good.
00:48:53I feel like I just
00:48:54went to Italy
00:48:55even though I've never been.
00:48:57How did you
00:48:58do this?
00:48:59I can't cook at all.
00:49:01Making Italian food
00:49:02is one of my favorite things to do.
00:49:03Did you learn in culinary school?
00:49:05No.
00:49:06My mom taught me.
00:49:08Tell me about her.
00:49:10I
00:49:10never told a girl
00:49:11about my mom.
00:49:13Sorry.
00:49:14I don't mean to pray.
00:49:16She
00:49:17passed away when I was 11.
00:49:19Breast cancer.
00:49:21But
00:49:22I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:49:24She grew up in a little village
00:49:25in Tuscany
00:49:26and
00:49:26she taught me everything
00:49:29I know about cooking.
00:49:30We'd spend hours in the kitchen
00:49:32just cooking
00:49:32and eating
00:49:33and laughing.
00:49:36I still
00:49:37have all of her recipes
00:49:38here.
00:49:40Handwritten in Italian.
00:49:42That's really special.
00:49:43I miss her.
00:49:48This might sound corny
00:49:49but
00:49:49I feel a little closer to her
00:49:52when I make her recipes.
00:49:54It's not corny.
00:49:56But
00:49:56I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:49:58Just
00:49:59don't tell TMZ.
00:50:02What about your parents?
00:50:04My parents died in a car accident
00:50:06when I was 13.
00:50:08It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:50:11I'm sorry.
00:50:11I just
00:50:13really hope
00:50:13these treatments work.
00:50:17I don't want to lose her too.
00:50:20I'm sorry.
00:50:21Your story made me emotional.
00:50:23I'm gonna
00:50:23go do the dishes.
00:50:25I'll help you.
00:50:26No.
00:50:26No, it's fine.
00:50:27I like doing the dishes.
00:50:29It relaxes me.
00:50:30Good.
00:50:31Because I hate them.
00:50:32Well, then I guess
00:50:33we make a good team.
00:50:34Is it just the wine?
00:50:40Or am I really falling for
00:50:42him?
00:50:43Her.
00:50:43You don't want espresso.
00:50:55Hey.
00:50:57Hey.
00:50:58Do you want an espresso?
00:51:00I just figured out how to make
00:51:01the machine work.
00:51:02No, thank you.
00:51:03You need to have a morning meeting.
00:51:04I'm kind of in a rush.
00:51:05Okay.
00:51:06Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:51:08How could I?
00:51:10Ready, bro?
00:51:12Well, let me fix your tie.
00:51:15What do you know about ties?
00:51:17You wear t-shirts to work.
00:51:19And you wore man thongs
00:51:20two weeks ago.
00:51:22Touché.
00:51:24There you go.
00:51:25Okay, bye.
00:51:26Bye.
00:51:29Love you.
00:51:30Love you too.
00:51:31Love you too.
00:51:31Love you too.
00:51:41Sorry.
00:51:42Reflex.
00:51:43I didn't mean to say that.
00:51:44Me neither.
00:51:45Too soon.
00:51:47Talk about it later?
00:51:49Yeah.
00:51:51Okay.
00:51:51Okay.
00:51:53Ugh, could that have been
00:51:53any more awkward?
00:51:55And is Michelangelo
00:51:57really in love with me?
00:51:58Look who's here.
00:52:03Hey, my little guy.
00:52:06Hey, little Gucci.
00:52:08Look at this right here.
00:52:11Let's try it.
00:52:13Oh, yeah.
00:52:14Now, here's mine.
00:52:17Just like that.
00:52:19Even got one for Big Brother.
00:52:21Right there.
00:52:23Come to Papa.
00:52:24Yes, my boy.
00:52:25All right, all right.
00:52:28So, we got to talk about
00:52:30this wedding, right?
00:52:31This is two weeks off.
00:52:33Hollywood Bowl.
00:52:33They're waiting for an answer.
00:52:35And I bumped into
00:52:36Chris Martin on the plane.
00:52:38He says the band
00:52:39is free.
00:52:41You like Coldplay, right?
00:52:42Dad,
00:52:43you can't have the wedding
00:52:44at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:52:46Oh.
00:52:47Well, all right.
00:52:48Then we'll book
00:52:49the Magic Castle.
00:52:50How about that?
00:52:51Not too big.
00:52:51Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:52:54Dad, let's just pump the brakes.
00:52:55We cannot plan
00:52:57a wedding like this.
00:52:58Why?
00:52:58Something wrong with Amelia?
00:53:00No.
00:53:02Everything's great.
00:53:03It's better than great,
00:53:05honestly.
00:53:06But we cannot
00:53:07have a big, flashy wedding.
00:53:09That's our thing.
00:53:11It's not Amelia's thing.
00:53:13I think it'd make
00:53:14her uncomfortable.
00:53:16Wow, I never thought of that.
00:53:19You know,
00:53:20you have a very good point there.
00:53:21I'm very impressed.
00:53:25You've never acted like this
00:53:27with any other woman.
00:53:29I can't say I've ever felt
00:53:30like this with another girl.
00:53:33Sounds like you might
00:53:33be falling in love.
00:53:35Love?
00:53:38Yeah.
00:53:39I don't know.
00:53:41He's so cute.
00:53:43All right, all right.
00:53:44Change of deal.
00:53:46Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl,
00:53:47all right?
00:53:48And then we'll have a nice,
00:53:49small, intimate affair,
00:53:51a wedding with Coldplay.
00:53:54No Coldplay, Dad.
00:53:56No Coldplay.
00:53:57So,
00:54:04it's about my cancer treatment.
00:54:07It's not working.
00:54:09I know it.
00:54:10I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:54:13And I'm cured.
00:54:15What?
00:54:16You're cured?
00:54:18Oh,
00:54:19congratulations.
00:54:22I wasn't expecting it.
00:54:24I didn't think I would be cured
00:54:25in only two sessions.
00:54:27It only took two sessions?
00:54:29I almost had enough
00:54:31in my savings to cover that.
00:54:33Maybe I didn't need
00:54:34the Dina Valino's money.
00:54:36What's wrong, sis?
00:54:37We should be celebrating!
00:54:39I brought Prosecco.
00:54:41No, yeah.
00:54:43No, I'm good.
00:54:44Yeah.
00:54:45Amelia,
00:54:46I'm your sister.
00:54:48You can tell me anything.
00:54:51Is it Michelangelo?
00:54:53Is everything okay?
00:54:54If that punk pretty boy hurts you,
00:54:57I will take that man thong
00:54:58and give him a wedgie
00:54:59so far up his butt
00:55:00that it will cut him in two.
00:55:03It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:55:07It's me.
00:55:08I have to tell you something.
00:55:14I cannot believe
00:55:16that they convinced you
00:55:17to do an arranged marriage!
00:55:20What is this,
00:55:20Game of Thrones?
00:55:21It was the only way
00:55:22that I could pay for your treatments.
00:55:24And you know that I would do
00:55:25anything for you.
00:55:28Actually,
00:55:28he's not that bad.
00:55:30I kind of like him.
00:55:34Yeah, babe,
00:55:35that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:55:37We need to get you
00:55:38out of there.
00:55:39Betsy,
00:55:40I have
00:55:41real feelings for him.
00:55:44But
00:55:45what about
00:55:47the tabloid stories?
00:55:48You heard what he did
00:55:50to that floozy
00:55:50in Disney World.
00:55:51They banned him
00:55:52for life!
00:55:54You'll never go to Epcot.
00:55:55He's not actually
00:55:57like the stories.
00:55:58Or
00:55:59at least
00:56:00not to me.
00:56:01He's only acting like that
00:56:03to get into your pants,
00:56:04Amelia.
00:56:05If you marry
00:56:06Michelangelo,
00:56:08he will make
00:56:09your life
00:56:10a living hell.
00:56:12What if you meet him?
00:56:14Yeah!
00:56:15Meet him!
00:56:17Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:56:18Maybe
00:56:18you'll actually like him.
00:56:20Don't count on it.
00:56:21Please,
00:56:22me,
00:56:23just give him a chance.
00:56:25Fine.
00:56:27Yes.
00:56:27Only one.
00:56:28Yes.
00:56:32You won't regret it.
00:56:33I'm gonna go get the Prosecco.
00:56:37You better bring the whole bottle.
00:56:41Thank you for making dinner.
00:56:43Of course.
00:56:44I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:56:46We need to celebrate.
00:56:49Michelangelo,
00:56:50you know that Betsy
00:56:52is the most important person
00:56:53in the world to me,
00:56:54right?
00:56:55You mean besides me?
00:56:56I'm serious.
00:56:57It's really important to me
00:56:58that you two get along.
00:57:00Have a glass of wine.
00:57:03Tonight's gonna be great.
00:57:14It's...
00:57:14enormous.
00:57:15Why would anybody need
00:57:19so much room?
00:57:21It's nice to see you too, sis.
00:57:26Nice to finally meet you.
00:57:28Let's see.
00:57:31So,
00:57:32this is the
00:57:33infamous, uh,
00:57:35Michelangelo.
00:57:39How about we start off
00:57:41with a glass of champagne?
00:57:4296 Domperion?
00:57:43Amelia said that's the year
00:57:44that you were born.
00:57:45Yeah, I...
00:57:47Sorry, I can't drink
00:57:48that fancy stuff.
00:57:49It's worth more
00:57:50than my car.
00:57:51Why would anybody
00:57:52spend that much
00:57:52on a drink?
00:57:55$8.99 at Ralph's.
00:57:57It's delicious.
00:57:59This was made in France.
00:58:01Sorry.
00:58:02Can't touch that stuff.
00:58:04So,
00:58:05who wants a drink?
00:58:06You hardly touch your food.
00:58:30It's a little too
00:58:31rich for me.
00:58:34Mine tastes great.
00:58:35So,
00:58:38Michelangelo,
00:58:39I have some
00:58:40big sister questions
00:58:41to ask about
00:58:42the prenuptials
00:58:43coming up.
00:58:44You don't mind,
00:58:45do you?
00:58:47Fire away.
00:58:49So,
00:58:50I know you two
00:58:50have been having your...
00:58:52fun.
00:58:54Um,
00:58:54but
00:58:55what's this relationship
00:58:57gonna look like
00:58:57once that honeymoon phase
00:58:59wears off?
00:59:00I don't think
00:59:01it's going to.
00:59:03That's cute and all,
00:59:05but
00:59:05what about her career?
00:59:07Are you gonna support her?
00:59:09Or kids?
00:59:09What's your stance on that?
00:59:11Or are you just gonna
00:59:12jump to the next person
00:59:13once you get bored
00:59:14and this gets too serious?
00:59:15Betsy!
00:59:16Look,
00:59:17I know I have a past,
00:59:19but
00:59:20I'm committed to it.
00:59:22We haven't talked about kids,
00:59:24but
00:59:24I'm open to anything.
00:59:25See,
00:59:26Michelangelo,
00:59:26that's my point.
00:59:27You two are getting married
00:59:29and you barely
00:59:30and you barely
00:59:30know each other.
00:59:31We know now.
00:59:33Easy, Betsy.
00:59:35I just think
00:59:36it's a bad idea
00:59:37getting married this soon.
00:59:38And if you really
00:59:39cared about Amelia,
00:59:41you would give her
00:59:42the time.
00:59:43And what makes you
00:59:43such an expert?
00:59:45I don't see a ring
00:59:46on your finger.
00:59:47Michelangelo.
00:59:48You probably
00:59:48picked them apart
00:59:49the way you're doing
00:59:50me right now.
00:59:51It's no wonder
00:59:51Amelia was so uptight
00:59:52when I met her.
00:59:53She gets it from you.
00:59:53Are you going to
00:59:55let him talk to me
00:59:56like that,
00:59:57Amelia?
00:59:57You started it.
01:00:03Why don't we all
01:00:04just calm down?
01:00:06Betsy's just looking
01:00:07out for my best interests.
01:00:08No,
01:00:09she's alone
01:00:10and miserable
01:00:10and trying to drag
01:00:11you down with her.
01:00:12That's not fair,
01:00:13Michelangelo.
01:00:14She's not been fair
01:00:14to me since she
01:00:15walked through the door.
01:00:16You're the horniest
01:00:17bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:00:18And you're a frigid,
01:00:19lonely woman who cannot
01:00:20stand to see her sister
01:00:21happen.
01:00:22You know what?
01:00:22You can't talk
01:00:23to Betsy like that.
01:00:24That's my sister.
01:00:25She just survived cancer.
01:00:29That doesn't give her
01:00:30a right to insult me
01:00:31inside my own house.
01:00:32This is my house too
01:00:33and she can say
01:00:34whatever she wants.
01:00:35Not to me.
01:00:36You know,
01:00:36maybe she should be
01:00:37concerned.
01:00:37I don't like this side
01:00:38of you.
01:00:39See,
01:00:39I told you you should
01:00:40have spent more time
01:00:41getting to know each other
01:00:42but I guess the contract
01:00:43doesn't allow for that.
01:00:44You told her?
01:00:46She's my sister.
01:00:47I don't care.
01:00:47That violates our agreement.
01:00:49Oh,
01:00:49is that all I am to you?
01:00:51A contractual agreement
01:00:52some kind of obligation?
01:00:53It's not what I meant.
01:00:55It came out wrong,
01:00:56Amelia.
01:00:57I love you.
01:00:59You love me?
01:01:00Don't listen to him.
01:01:01He doesn't even know
01:01:02what that means.
01:01:03Shut the fuck up!
01:01:05You know what?
01:01:06Maybe she was right.
01:01:07I shouldn't have signed
01:01:08that contract.
01:01:09It's over.
01:01:11I don't know.
01:01:12I don't know.
01:01:12I don't know.
01:01:13I don't know.
01:01:14We need to get out of here.
01:01:17I've seen too many
01:01:17true crime documentaries
01:01:18on Netflix
01:01:19to know what happens
01:01:20when you tell rich people secrets.
01:01:25Amelia,
01:01:26I know this is hard to hear
01:01:28but
01:01:29you did the right thing.
01:01:32You do so much better than him.
01:01:35Yeah.
01:01:36But he isn't a monster.
01:01:38I shouldn't have said that.
01:01:40We can talk about it on the road.
01:01:42Get packing
01:01:43and if we leave now
01:01:45we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:01:46Lay low for a bit.
01:01:47Mexico?
01:01:48Or Canada.
01:01:50Whatever.
01:01:51It's that or stay here
01:01:52and get sued
01:01:52by the Dino Lavinos.
01:01:55Or worse.
01:01:56I don't think Romulus
01:01:57and Michelangelo
01:01:58would sue us.
01:01:59I mean
01:01:59I only told you
01:02:01about the contract.
01:02:02It's not like
01:02:02I told the media.
01:02:03You don't know that.
01:02:06We're
01:02:06liabilities.
01:02:08Loose ends.
01:02:09You should listen
01:02:10to more True Crime Podcast.
01:02:15Get rid of that thing.
01:02:17They could be tracking us
01:02:18right now.
01:02:20Yeah you know
01:02:21Michelangelo did manage
01:02:22to follow me
01:02:23to the ecoplex
01:02:23the other night.
01:02:25See?
01:02:26He could have
01:02:27a sniper on us.
01:02:32It's Romulus.
01:02:34Hey Romulus.
01:02:36What?
01:02:36What do you mean
01:02:38Gucci's missing?
01:02:39You came.
01:02:53Against my better judgment.
01:02:55I'm not happy
01:02:56you've been blowing me off.
01:02:57I've just been busy
01:02:59but
01:02:59it's over with now.
01:03:01you should
01:03:04punish me
01:03:05for straying.
01:03:08You make me sick.
01:03:10I make me sick.
01:03:19Nice
01:03:20underwear.
01:03:23It's a great craftsmanship.
01:03:24Okay.
01:03:30Let's get this
01:03:31over with.
01:03:34Is that all
01:03:35you have to say?
01:03:36Do you even realize
01:03:37how hot I am?
01:03:38I'm
01:03:39sorry.
01:03:41Chantel.
01:03:41I
01:03:42thought I wanted
01:03:44this
01:03:44but I don't.
01:03:47I'm not
01:03:49the stud
01:03:50that I used to be.
01:03:54Amelia broke up
01:03:55with me.
01:03:59It feels like
01:04:00she's stomping
01:04:01on my heart
01:04:01with one of your shoes.
01:04:05Never in a million years
01:04:06did I think
01:04:06I'd fall for dog walk
01:04:07but here I am
01:04:08fucking devastated.
01:04:11And all her wishes
01:04:12I could take back
01:04:12how I acted.
01:04:14I just wanted
01:04:15to come back
01:04:16to me.
01:04:17I'll be there.
01:04:26Amelia?
01:04:28Hi dad.
01:04:31Gucci's gone?
01:04:32I'll be right there.
01:04:40Romulus.
01:04:41What?
01:04:42Oh.
01:04:44Wait.
01:04:45I only had him
01:04:46off the leash
01:04:47for a second
01:04:47you know.
01:04:48We were practically
01:04:49in the house
01:04:49and then all of a sudden
01:04:50he just shot off
01:04:51like a rocket.
01:04:53I've been calling
01:04:54him all night
01:04:54but he won't
01:04:55come back.
01:04:57Well we can help
01:04:58you find him.
01:04:59Yeah.
01:05:00Right?
01:05:01Oh.
01:05:03Good thanks.
01:05:05Gucci.
01:05:05This better not
01:05:06be a trap.
01:05:07Just come on.
01:05:11Gucci.
01:05:11Gucci.
01:05:11Gucci.
01:05:12Gucci.
01:05:12Hey where's
01:05:14Michelangelo?
01:05:15I thought you were
01:05:16both together.
01:05:17Why isn't he here
01:05:17with you?
01:05:18Oh.
01:05:19Um.
01:05:19He's.
01:05:20Sorry.
01:05:21I'm late dad.
01:05:22Where were you?
01:05:23I had to stop for
01:05:24late night delivery
01:05:25of Mastroianis.
01:05:27It's Gucci's favorite
01:05:27prosciutto.
01:05:28If this doesn't ring out
01:05:29of hiding.
01:05:30Nothing will.
01:05:32Smart move dude.
01:05:33Here ladies.
01:05:34Take a piece of this
01:05:35for sure over here
01:05:36and that's it.
01:05:36That's it.
01:05:37That's it.
01:05:37That's it.
01:05:40Amelia.
01:05:51Gucci.
01:05:57It's all of us.
01:06:00We've been looking for
01:06:01him all night long.
01:06:02We're never going
01:06:04to find him.
01:06:05Don't give up dad.
01:06:06He's just off
01:06:07having a little
01:06:07adventure.
01:06:08Keep looking.
01:06:08He'll turn up
01:06:09in a few minutes.
01:06:11See.
01:06:12They're not going
01:06:12to kill us.
01:06:14I do have to admit
01:06:15though.
01:06:16I didn't expect
01:06:17to see this side
01:06:17of him.
01:06:19He's really there
01:06:20for his dad.
01:06:22His dad's dog.
01:06:24So you approve
01:06:25now?
01:06:25They didn't say
01:06:26that.
01:06:29Gucci.
01:06:32Gucci.
01:06:34My boy's back.
01:06:35Oh.
01:06:42Okay.
01:06:44Okay.
01:06:45I'm a little
01:06:46closer to approving.
01:06:53I might
01:06:56have
01:06:57possibly
01:06:58misjudged you.
01:07:00a little.
01:07:03It's okay.
01:07:04Most of
01:07:05what the tabloids
01:07:06publish is true.
01:07:07They just
01:07:08leave out
01:07:08part of the story.
01:07:10Amelia.
01:07:12Can we talk?
01:07:16Please?
01:07:19Amelia.
01:07:19Can we talk?
01:07:23Please?
01:07:25Okay.
01:07:25Okay.
01:07:25Okay.
01:07:30Amelia.
01:07:31I'm sorry
01:07:37about earlier
01:07:37tonight.
01:07:39I shouldn't have
01:07:40attacked your sister
01:07:41and I shouldn't have
01:07:42blown up at you
01:07:43for mentioning
01:07:43the contract.
01:07:47I hope that you
01:07:48know you
01:07:48mean so much more
01:07:50to me than just
01:07:50a business agreement.
01:07:53Thanks for saying
01:07:54that.
01:07:56I needed to hear
01:07:57that.
01:07:59And I'm sorry
01:08:00for calling you
01:08:00a monster.
01:08:02You're not one.
01:08:04I'm still
01:08:05learning new
01:08:06things about you.
01:08:07Most of them
01:08:08are good.
01:08:10I'm happy
01:08:11we signed
01:08:11the contract.
01:08:14I'm not.
01:08:17You're not?
01:08:18What do you mean?
01:08:20Amelia,
01:08:21this might
01:08:22sound crazy
01:08:22but I meant
01:08:25it when I
01:08:25said that I
01:08:26love you.
01:08:27And I don't
01:08:28want some
01:08:29silly piece
01:08:29of paper
01:08:30to be the
01:08:30reason that
01:08:31we stay
01:08:31together.
01:08:33I want to
01:08:34know that
01:08:34our love
01:08:34is real.
01:08:38Dad.
01:08:39What is
01:08:39it, son?
01:08:40I want to
01:08:41cancel the
01:08:41contract between
01:08:42me and Amelia.
01:08:44Why, son?
01:08:46Because I
01:08:46want to ask
01:08:47her to marry
01:08:47me.
01:08:50And not
01:08:51because of
01:08:51some legal
01:08:52obligation
01:08:53but because
01:08:55she wants
01:08:56to.
01:09:01Consider
01:09:02our
01:09:02contracts
01:09:03null and
01:09:04void.
01:09:11Amelia,
01:09:12what will
01:09:13it be?
01:09:16Will you
01:09:17marry me?
01:09:19Will you
01:09:20marry me?
01:09:21yes,
01:09:23I'll marry
01:09:24you.
01:09:39You've
01:09:40made me the
01:09:40happiest underwear
01:09:41model in the
01:09:42world.
01:09:43And I'm the
01:09:44happiest dog
01:09:44walker.
01:09:46Look at me.
01:09:47I'm dripping
01:09:48like a Roman
01:09:49aqueduct.
01:09:51All right,
01:09:52all right,
01:09:52you two.
01:09:53That's enough,
01:09:54all right?
01:09:55We spent this
01:09:56whole night
01:09:56together.
01:09:57Come over to
01:09:58my place,
01:09:58all right?
01:09:59We'll have a
01:09:59nice breakfast
01:10:00Italian style.
01:10:02Hopefully it's
01:10:03not too rich
01:10:04for you.
01:10:05I think I
01:10:06can get used
01:10:06to it.
01:10:07And then we
01:10:08can all discuss
01:10:08the wedding,
01:10:09all right?
01:10:10I want to hear
01:10:11from everybody
01:10:11involved,
01:10:13especially cold
01:10:14play.
01:10:14We're not
01:10:15getting cold
01:10:15play,
01:10:15Dad.
01:10:17It was
01:10:17worth a try.
01:10:18And now
01:10:41the bride
01:10:42and groom
01:10:42would like
01:10:43to give
01:10:43their vows.
01:10:44Michelangelo?
01:10:44Amelia,
01:10:49even though
01:10:51we're far
01:10:52from a
01:10:53perfect couple,
01:10:54we're
01:10:54perfect together.
01:10:57I've
01:10:57learned so
01:10:58much from
01:10:59you in
01:10:59such a
01:11:00short amount
01:11:00of time
01:11:01and not
01:11:02just about
01:11:02dogs.
01:11:04I don't
01:11:05know how
01:11:06I ever
01:11:06managed
01:11:06anything
01:11:07without
01:11:07you.
01:11:10I'm
01:11:10looking
01:11:12forward
01:11:13to
01:11:13your
01:11:13support
01:11:14and
01:11:15counsel
01:11:15as I
01:11:16take
01:11:16over
01:11:16the
01:11:17family
01:11:17business
01:11:17from
01:11:18my
01:11:18father
01:11:18this
01:11:18year
01:11:18and
01:11:19in
01:11:20return
01:11:20I
01:11:21promise
01:11:22to
01:11:24be
01:11:25patient
01:11:25and a
01:11:26loving
01:11:26husband
01:11:27as you
01:11:28turn our
01:11:28backyard
01:11:28into the
01:11:29doggy
01:11:29daycare
01:11:30you've
01:11:30always
01:11:30dreamed of.
01:11:36Amelia,
01:11:37you are
01:11:37the only
01:11:38thing better
01:11:39than free
01:11:40underwear.
01:11:40I love
01:11:42you so
01:11:43much.
01:11:48I never
01:11:50thought I
01:11:51would end
01:11:51up with a
01:11:51former
01:11:52man thong
01:11:53model but
01:11:54here we
01:11:55are.
01:11:56Michelangelo,
01:11:57you've helped
01:11:58me come out
01:11:58of my shell
01:11:59and you've
01:11:59taught me how
01:12:00to live life
01:12:00to the fullest.
01:12:01Something I
01:12:02hope to do
01:12:02more of on
01:12:02our honeymoon
01:12:03in Italy.
01:12:03And
01:12:09although we
01:12:10haven't spent
01:12:10much time
01:12:11together,
01:12:12it feels
01:12:12like a
01:12:12lifetime
01:12:13in a
01:12:14good way.
01:12:15I know
01:12:15your mom
01:12:16would be
01:12:16proud of
01:12:16you.
01:12:17Te amo
01:12:17Michelangelo.
01:12:19I love
01:12:19you.
01:12:20With the
01:12:21power vested
01:12:21in me by
01:12:22Almighty God
01:12:23and the
01:12:23city of
01:12:24Beverly Hills,
01:12:25I now pronounce
01:12:25you husband
01:12:26and wife.
01:12:28You may
01:12:28kiss your
01:12:28bride.
01:12:33Thanks.
01:12:39I'm Betsy,
01:12:41Amelia's
01:12:41sister.
01:12:42I'm Jake,
01:12:43another dog
01:12:44walker.
01:12:46It's crazy,
01:12:47you know,
01:12:47giving my
01:12:48sister,
01:12:48but I've
01:12:49always been
01:12:50more of a
01:12:50cat person.
01:12:51Me too.
01:12:55Oh,
01:12:55it's
01:12:56close
01:12:56family.
01:13:00She's
01:13:01in the
01:13:01who
01:13:02needs
01:13:02to
01:13:02trade.
01:13:03Red
01:13:05Dragon,
01:13:06record
01:13:06by,
01:13:07short
01:13:07drama
01:13:07free.
01:13:08Follow
01:13:08for
01:13:08more.
01:13:23Red
01:13:24Dragon,
01:13:24record
01:13:25by,
01:13:25short
01:13:25drama
01:13:26free.
01:13:26Follow
01:13:27for
01:13:27more.
01:13:34He Yos
01:13:34in
01:13:34video.
01:13:43Tell change
01:13:47you.
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