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She's The Undercover Boss
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00:00Ms. Peterson, it's a pleasure.
00:05You know, GQ has been wanting to profile your company for quite some time now.
00:09The pleasure is all mine, I assure you that.
00:12You know, I have to commend you.
00:14I mean, Dyad's assistant matchmaking record is near perfect.
00:18I mean, save for one pesky CEO.
00:22Financial phenom Jet Abrams gave an interview recently expressing his dissatisfaction.
00:29Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshits.
00:34Every assistant they've sent me has been completely incompetent and a total waste of time.
00:40I saw.
00:42Now, are you at all concerned that this kind of publicity will affect your business?
00:49Not at all.
00:51While Mr. Abrams has proven to be a particularly exacting client, I have no doubt we'll be able to imagine.
00:59In fact, I do have a new angle for your profile, Ms. Carter.
01:11I will personally be going undercover as his assistant to find out exactly what it is the biggest asshole in America needs in a right hand.
01:22Jed Abrams will meet his match.
01:23Can you quote me on that?
01:24You told GQ what?
01:25Oh, come on.
01:26Imagine the headline.
01:27Corporate Cupid tames titans.
01:28Matching the unmatchable.
01:29More like delusional CEO, Tank's own company playing pretend.
01:31You seriously want to attempt some secret spy mission and pretend to be his assistant to gather intel all while trying to run your own company?
01:43I mean, as your assistant, and more importantly as your friend, I'm telling you, don't do this.
01:58I know he's an asshole, and I know you want revenge, but-
02:05That's not what this is about.
02:07This is about keeping Dyad's records unimpeachable.
02:10I mean, if Jed Abrams looks like an asshole in the process, that's just cherry on top.
02:16Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
02:20Ooh, honey, I don't think anything can make that man look bad.
02:25Look, I know you've been married to the job ever since Grey the Goblin, but even a workaholic like you has to appreciate a man like that.
02:34Not my type.
02:36Besides, you know I don't date my clients.
02:38Yeah, but what about your boss?
02:41You little bitch.
02:46Mr. Abrams?
03:01Good morning, I have your coffee.
03:04Must be my new assistant.
03:07Uh, uh, yeah.
03:12Uh, Arya Riley, pleasure to-
03:22Meet you.
03:23You know, when I said I'd give Dyad one last chance, I expected something a little more, uh, impressive.
03:32Supposed to get extra points for nice packaging, huh?
03:35Ms. Riley, I need someone I could trust.
03:38Someone I could count on.
03:41Someone who's not gonna bail when I demand perfection.
03:45Someone who's not gonna fuck up my coffee order.
03:49What's up?
03:50You my someone?
03:52Yes, I am.
03:55I am.
03:56Good.
03:57Now clean this shit up.
03:59Go change.
04:00And, uh, follow those reports on my desk.
04:02Oh!
04:03This is strike one.
04:05Understand?
04:06Good.
04:07A rock of my positivism!
04:08Let me go!
04:10Go!
04:11I won't go.
04:12What?
04:15I won't go.
04:16Boss 5!
04:22You fucking prick!
04:27Okay. It's just a few weeks. Gather intel. Make a match. Free press and GQ. Everybody wins. I could do this. I could do this. Oh, my God.
04:46What the hell are you doing in here? I don't want everyone to see me.
04:57You always have extra shirts in your office? Sometimes things get a bit messy.
05:27Yeah. Strike two, Miss Riley. You might set a new record. Fired by lunch.
05:46So much for another pretty face.
05:51Surprised anyone's lasted this long. You flirt with all your assistants.
05:57Uh, uh, Mr. Abrams, I, I, I'm sorry. I didn't.
06:03Stop.
06:07Every submission that Dyat has sent to me was sketchyless.
06:14Not you, though.
06:18Clear your schedule. You're working the party tonight.
06:21Lots of important potential clients, so do your homework.
06:26And no more stains. All right?
06:32I'll see you later.
06:32So, he clearly needs someone that can go toe-to-toe with him.
06:45Someone who will not put up with this bullshit.
06:47I mean, this guy has major control and trust issues.
06:51You should have heard him.
06:52He was like, someone who's not gonna bail.
06:56Someone he can rely on.
06:57Unlike you.
07:01Excuse me?
07:03You don't think he's gonna be pissed when he finds out you're lying?
07:07That you betrayed him?
07:10Well, I...
07:12By the time he finds out, he'll already be matched.
07:17All's fair in business.
07:19That's not how that saying goes.
07:20This.
07:27This.
07:30And...
07:33This.
07:34Glenn.
07:34I'm trying to get into his business.
07:37Not his pants.
07:38Aria?
07:39He said to himself.
07:41He's not impressed.
07:44Yet.
07:44Yet.
07:50You're late.
08:20Fashionably.
08:25Come on.
08:25Let's make some rounds.
08:26Okay.
08:27Oh, first.
08:29Remind me.
08:30Who is he?
08:34Some old white guy with a bad tux?
08:40You're not very good at this, are you?
08:42I thought I told you to do your homework.
08:44Don't blame me for your bad memory.
08:47It's not leadership.
08:48Fair enough.
08:52Hmm.
08:53Oh, fuck.
08:55What?
08:56Jet.
08:58Are you avoiding your fiancé?
09:01I believe you're my ex-fiancé.
09:03No.
09:04For now.
09:06Not the first time we've called it off.
09:08Oh, but it is the last.
09:09Think I learned my lesson when you skipped our engagement party?
09:12With my best man?
09:15Ah.
09:15Hmm.
09:16That was a momentary lapse in judgment.
09:19That's all.
09:21Right.
09:23Lena Taft.
09:25Soon to be Abrams.
09:26And you are cosplaying as a Las Vegas showgirl.
09:36Aria Riley.
09:38Mr. Abrams' assistant.
09:40Speaking of, Keir Hamlin is at the bar.
09:43You should go talk to him before his third dirty martini.
09:46Hmm.
09:47Yeah.
09:47If you'll excuse him.
09:48Hmm.
09:50How's that for a reminder?
09:53Hmm.
09:54Give it up, honey.
09:57He'll never be interested in the likes of you.
10:00You're the help, for God's sake.
10:02He'll never fit in Kez's world.
10:10Great!
10:12What the hell are you doing here?
10:14Uh, Abrams donates to the Philharmonic, so we're playing as a favor.
10:19You?
10:19Are you here with Diane or looking for clients?
10:23Sort of.
10:24Jesus, are you talking about the silent treatment?
10:28I've been trying to get in touch with you for weeks.
10:32Why haven't you answered my calls?
10:34Maybe because you literally stole from me.
10:37You wrote yourself a check from my checkbook.
10:39I told you I would pay you back.
10:41It was 10K.
10:43It's not exactly an IOU situation.
10:46Always playing the victim.
10:47We're going to get you a therapist for that.
10:51After we get you therapy for your gambling addiction?
10:54How about that?
10:55That is all behind me now.
10:58Hey, come on.
10:59Come on, baby.
11:01I've missed you.
11:03I know you miss me.
11:05Gray, it's over.
11:08I told you.
11:08I don't want to give up on us.
11:14Is this man bothering you, are you?
11:16Ugh.
11:19Is he one of your clients?
11:21No.
11:22I'm actually a her...
11:22Boyfriend.
11:23Jet, sweetheart.
11:27This is my ex.
11:29Gray.
11:31Right.
11:32I suppose I should thank you.
11:36For fucking up.
11:38If it wasn't for that,
11:40you'll never find the moment of my dreams.
11:43I don't believe it.
11:48This guy is in your tongue.
11:50Since when do you go for suits?
11:52Because you always said
11:53you don't shit where you eat.
11:56I...
11:56I...
11:57I...
11:58Okay.
12:19So you hate PDA?
12:21Nah.
12:23Maybe with you, buddy.
12:25Good luck with this one.
12:28Work always comes first with Arya.
12:32You'll see.
12:37Fuck.
12:38I'm so sorry.
12:41That will never happen again.
12:42No, no.
12:42You're good.
12:44You helped me with my ex.
12:47I guess we're even now.
12:48How about a drink?
12:52Yeah.
12:52Yeah.
12:53Let's go.
13:05I've tried many times, but it's just not...
13:08You want to sit down?
13:12Yeah.
13:13Yeah.
13:13Thanks, guys.
13:17Ah!
13:17Oh, I am such a klutz.
13:21Probably did you a favor, though.
13:23Cheap thing like that belongs in the trash.
13:25I'd be careful what you call cheap with a nose like that.
13:27Excuse me?
13:28What the hell is your problem, Lina?
13:32Go.
13:34Go.
13:36Come on.
13:43Here, sit down.
13:44Can I see?
13:56Jess is ripped.
13:57Does that hurt?
14:15No.
14:15It's just cold.
14:18It's just cold.
14:48Probably get you home.
14:49Yeah.
14:51Here.
14:52You take my car.
14:54Okay?
14:59I'm gonna need you at the office early in the morning.
15:01You gotta set up for the meeting with Hamelin.
15:04I'm gonna need a briefing doc of all the strategic angles.
15:08Can you handle that?
15:10That's a lot to ask of a cripple.
15:13Well, I have all the faith in the world.
15:18I'll see you in the morning, yeah?
15:23Okay.
15:25Get home safe.
15:26Thanks.
15:48Double shot, dry, almond milk, and a sprinkled cinnamon.
15:57In the cup this time.
15:59Hey, I wanted to talk to you about what happened between us last night.
16:04That can't happen again.
16:10I mean, I can't.
16:13I crossed the line when I kissed you, and I'm your boss.
16:17No, no.
16:18I know it didn't mean anything.
16:20Oh.
16:22It's my fault.
16:23When I saw my ex, it just kind of rattled me.
16:28Right, yeah.
16:30I crossed the line when I put you in that position, so.
16:34Okay.
16:35I'm sorry.
16:38I think moving forward, we should just maintain some professional boundaries.
16:48I didn't say that it didn't mean anything.
17:03Sorry.
17:04I don't mean to interrupt any business matters.
17:09Absolutely not.
17:11Kia, Hammond.
17:13Ready to finalize this deal?
17:15Only if you want to be a lot richer than you already are.
17:17Absolutely.
17:18Come on in.
17:18Have a seat.
17:24You look familiar to me.
17:26Do I know you from somewhere?
17:28Uh, I don't think so.
17:30Unless you saw my tumble at the party last night.
17:33No, that's not it.
17:36Ah, I just got it.
17:38You look exactly like this CEO.
17:43Oh.
17:46A knockout if I've ever seen one.
17:50What did her company do?
17:51It was something with corporate matchmaking.
17:57Uh, diet?
17:58Right.
18:00That's where Arya came from.
18:02What a funny coincidence.
18:06I haven't had the pleasure of meeting our CEO.
18:08Uncanny.
18:11Hmm.
18:12Well, gentlemen, should we get down to business and hammer out some deal points?
18:16Absolutely.
18:18Okay.
18:19Coffee, Mr. Hanlon?
18:20Hmm.
18:21Sweet and milky.
18:25Darling.
18:25I thought you were fed up with Dyad.
18:36Yeah.
18:38Giving him one last chance.
18:40Hmm.
18:41You sly dog.
18:43I guess you were just holding out for the goods, huh?
18:46What do you say?
18:48We share the wealth?
18:49We could make her one of the deal points.
18:53She's mine.
18:54My assistant.
18:57Leave her alone.
18:59Hmm.
19:04Thank you, sweetheart.
19:06Hmm.
19:06The fuck was that?
19:12Get out.
19:13Excuse me?
19:15You heard me.
19:16I fucking warned you.
19:18Now get out.
19:19You're going to tank this deal and lose millions for her?
19:25Good assistant's worth of weight in gold.
19:28We're through here.
19:29You really didn't have to do that.
19:43I've dealt with creeps way worse than that guy.
19:47Yeah, I know.
19:49I met your ex-boyfriend, remember?
19:51Should have had to deal with guys like that, though.
19:54Especially with me around.
19:55Hmm.
19:56So, I'm a good assistant, huh?
20:01Not some pseudoscience bullshit?
20:04So, look, I admit I was a bit harsh in that interview.
20:07A bit?
20:08And I can be difficult to work with at times.
20:11Mm-hmm.
20:12But I've learned from experience.
20:17People are generally disappointing.
20:21They leave when the going gets tough.
20:22Just weeding those people out early.
20:27Don't want to waste my time.
20:30But you, miss, are most definitely not a waste of my time.
20:37I guess I'm in my match.
20:39I guess I'm in my match.
20:47Um.
20:48Well, do you need anything else from me?
20:51Besides losing you a million dollars?
20:56No.
20:57No?
21:00Okay.
21:02Okay.
21:02Get back to work?
21:12Yeah.
21:13Yeah.
21:13Okay.
21:14Okay.
21:20Fuck me.
21:29Oh, my God.
21:30That doesn't sound like appropriate office talk.
21:38Nothing screams classy like dropping the F-bomb.
21:42Oh, like fucking your fiancée's best friend?
21:46I didn't see you on the schedule today.
21:48Don't you know you have to go through me to get to him?
21:53Hmm.
21:54He didn't tell you.
21:57Alistair Holdings is investing in my makeup company.
21:59Now be a dear, and fetch me a latte while the adults talk business.
22:04What do you want, Lena?
22:28I just came by to discuss our little business venture.
22:33There's no hour or anything.
22:36We've been broken up for months.
22:38Well, like it or not, we have a contract, remember?
22:42Until you break it, remember?
22:46Baby.
22:48Baby.
22:48What has got you so stressed, huh?
22:58Maybe I can help you relax.
23:07Excuse me.
23:08If you'd like to make an appointment, make it with Aria.
23:16Just like everyone else.
23:17I'm busy here, Lena.
23:19Of course.
23:22Reserve the jet tomorrow.
23:23Mr. Abrams and I will be flying into New York.
23:25Excuse me, I have to work, Lena.
23:27This is work.
23:28I want to open an office in New York, and you want to do your due diligence, don't you?
23:36Make sure there's a couple bottles of Dom stocked.
23:40I want to celebrate our merger.
23:41I want to celebrate our merger.
23:58Merger, huh?
24:01Jealous?
24:04No.
24:05I'm not.
24:08No.
24:09Don't worry about Lena.
24:11Forget her.
24:13I do need you to do something for me, though.
24:16Mm-hmm.
24:25The contractors are coming for the kitchen remodel.
24:27On Friday?
24:28Mm-hmm.
24:29I need you to go let them in.
24:31You could go over there after I leave.
24:33Maybe stay the night.
24:35If you want.
24:37And that's not crossing a professional boundary?
24:41Sleeping in your bed?
24:42I do have plenty of guest rooms, Miss Riley.
24:46But if you wanted to.
24:47No.
24:48I don't.
24:49I wasn't.
24:52Yeah, that would be fine.
24:55Thank you, Mr. Abrams.
24:57So, let's hear it.
25:14What's it like working for the biggest asshole in America?
25:17Uh, you know, he's, um, he's not that bad.
25:29Miss Pearson, not that bad does not make for a great article.
25:34Not that bad means it's your company's fault, not his.
25:39And I'm sure that's not the angle you're looking for, right?
25:45Of course not.
25:48You know Dyad is everything to me.
25:51Okay, I put my blood, sweat, and tears into this.
25:54I know.
25:56I've done my research.
25:59Which is why I'm surprised you're not taking the chance to defend it.
26:04I would give anything for this company.
26:07Well then,
26:09if I were you,
26:11I'd dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the press.
26:14Okay, damn.
26:33Major CEO goals.
26:37Hello?
26:38Hey, boss.
26:40I've got a couple reports you need to sign.
26:42Should I bring them by Tall, Dark, and Scary's office?
26:46Actually, I'm at his house right now.
26:50Beverly Hills.
26:51I'll send you the address.
26:52Oh, my God.
27:03It's like I stepped into 50 shades of gray.
27:07Ooh, with our pleasure room.
27:09Don't touch anything.
27:12This man is a total control freak.
27:16Anything is out of place, he'll...
27:19Glenn!
27:19It's for you.
27:24And me.
27:27You deserve a break.
27:29And besides, he's a freaking billionaire.
27:31Is he really going to miss this...
27:33$2,000 bottle of champagne?
27:36My God.
27:36Holy shit.
27:40Wow.
27:41You're popular.
27:43It's gray.
27:44He's been harassing me ever since I told him that Jet was my boyfriend.
27:48You what?
27:49It was nothing.
27:51I ran into him at this party, and he wouldn't stop bothering me.
27:55So, Jet played along.
27:58He actually really saved my ass.
28:02And he kissed me.
28:04What?
28:06Yeah.
28:06Okay.
28:07Well, it sounds like we have a lot of ground to cover.
28:13How about we do it out by that gorgeous pool?
28:16I brought bathing suits.
28:18How did you know that he...
28:19Duh.
28:19All billionaires have pools.
28:22Now, come on.
28:23It's not like he's going to come home anytime soon.
28:30And then I was thinking drinks at this bar that my friend just opened.
28:33It's super chic and, like, impossible to get into.
28:36And then I was thinking tomorrow we'd skip out to the Hamptons.
28:44Daddy's in Shanghai, so we'd have the whole place to ourselves.
28:47Lena, I told you this is strictly a business trip.
28:51There is no office, is there?
29:04I just wanted us to get away like we used to.
29:07Without your obnoxious assistant poking around.
29:13Baby.
29:15You know this isn't over between us.
29:17I can't do this with you.
29:23I...
29:23I'm going home.
29:36Hey, but, like, was there tongue?
29:41Shut up.
29:43Bitch, I knew it.
29:45I knew you wanted to jump his bones.
29:48Okay.
29:48First of all, don't call your boss a bitch.
29:52Second of all, who says I want to jump his bones?
29:58Okay, fine.
29:59Fine.
30:00He's a total package.
30:02I mean, he's hot.
30:04He's rich.
30:05He's smart.
30:07Sounds like someone else I know.
30:09Maybe slightly less rich.
30:11Okay, but still.
30:13You two are like a match made in heaven.
30:15Yeah, right.
30:17I mean, and what happens when he finds out I've been lying to him this whole time?
30:21And besides, he's probably not even into me.
30:24He's in New York right now.
30:26With his ex-fiancée.
30:28I mean, what am I supposed to do with that?
30:29Arya?
30:32Janet!
30:33Um...
30:34Uh, what are you...
30:37Um...
30:37Who is this?
30:40Oh, uh, Jew, look at the time.
30:43I have to go feed my fish.
30:44Cat.
30:45Fish?
30:46My cat?
30:47My fish and my cat.
30:49Yeah, you should probably do that.
30:50I'm sorry, I didn't...
30:57Just have a half-naked man in my fucking house?
31:00I'm not gonna ask you again.
31:02Who is that?
31:05Wait.
31:08Are you...
31:10jealous?
31:11Of Glenn?
31:12What, this is funny to you?
31:18Oh...
31:19No, I, um...
31:22He's Maya's...
31:23friend.
31:25Mm-hmm.
31:26And trust me, he's way more interested in you than he is me.
31:37Do you like this?
31:39Like, toying with me?
31:41Making me crazy?
31:42Running around my house?
31:48This little bikini?
31:55What do you care?
31:57Where's Lena?
31:59Think I give a shit about Lena?
32:01Think that I don't care?
32:05You don't think I'm going crazy seeing you every single day?
32:09Maintaining these professional boundaries?
32:11Ever since we kissed...
32:19I can't stop thinking about that night.
32:21I can't stop thinking about that night.
32:25These lips?
32:27You're my boss.
32:29You're my assistant.
32:31So assist me, Arya.
32:34Put me out of my misery.
32:35You're so hot.
32:49That's so quiet.
32:50Oh, I don't wanna go to school.
32:52You're my boss.
32:53Oh.
32:53Oh, I don't know.
32:53I don't know what I'm doing.
32:54I don't know.
32:54Oh.
32:54I'm really sorry.
32:54I don't know what I'm doing.
32:55I don't know what I'm doing.
32:56You don't know.
32:57I don't know what I'm making here.
32:58You're so hot.
33:05Sorry.
33:07I mean, you're burning up.
33:10Oh.
33:11Let's get you inside.
33:13Okay.
33:13You know, I've been dreaming of this.
33:34Yeah?
33:36Yeah.
33:43I dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the press.
34:01Jed, I need to tell you something.
34:05Tell me later.
34:09Okay.
34:13Okay.
34:43Hungry?
34:46Wow
34:48This place looks like a five-star hotel. I didn't know I had all the amenities too. Mm-hmm.
34:54This looks delicious. Yeah, I'd say so.
35:01This looks good on you. Yeah? Yeah, but I also think that it'd look better off of you.
35:13Kitchen contractors. What? I'll take care of it, boss.
35:20I did it.
35:29Gray! What the fuck are you doing here? Did you follow me?
35:34You still weren't answering me. I needed to talk to you.
35:38You weren't at Dyad. You weren't at your apartment.
35:41So I thought I'd try your boyfriend's office. Or should I say your boss's?
35:47Now, you can imagine my surprise when the receptionist corrected me.
35:51Now, I knew you didn't give a shit about this guy.
35:54Like I said, it's all about work for you.
35:57Question is, how's he gonna feel when he finds out about your double life?
36:05What do you want?
36:07Now you're asking the right questions.
36:11Ten thousand dollars.
36:13What?
36:14You heard me. Get me the money, or else this fucking guy finds out exactly who you really are.
36:20Blackmail, Gray. Really? That's fucking desperate. Even for you.
36:24What, are you gambling again? I'm not bailing you out this time.
36:30You have 24 hours.
36:39Fuck.
36:40Everything good?
36:47Yeah. Just contractor stuff.
36:50Hmm.
36:52Big promises and bigger delays.
36:54Yeah.
36:56Hmm. I should, uh, I should go get ready for work.
37:00Wait, wait, wait. I'm sure that the boss would understand.
37:03Wait, no!
37:04No, okay, wait, hold on.
37:05What?
37:06What?
37:08We can't do this.
37:10Aria, we already have.
37:12I don't date my client. My bosses.
37:14Well, I don't sleep with my assistants, but, um, here we are.
37:17Look, truthfully, I haven't felt this way, like, maybe ever.
37:37Tell me I'm not gone anymore.
37:42No.
37:47You're not.
37:53So, what, are you gonna fire me now?
37:56What? No.
37:58The best assistant I ever had.
38:00I don't know what I'd do without you.
38:03But, maybe, we could have it both ways.
38:07You know?
38:09Professional in the office.
38:11Unprofessional out.
38:14Please.
38:16I really don't want to lose you.
38:21What do you say?
38:30Okay.
38:31Hmm.
38:47All right.
38:48I have your money.
38:49Just tell me where to send it.
38:51Aria, I'm so sorry, but...
38:54While you were taking your sweet-ass time, I found a better deal.
38:59A better deal?
39:00What the fu-
39:01You told me I had 24 hours.
39:03Oh.
39:05You'll see soon enough.
39:11Amazing.
39:13Jack.
39:15All right.
39:17Apparently, the Philharmonic wants to thank me for my donations at a private event tonight.
39:21Well, private plus the press.
39:25You know.
39:27Come on, it'll be fun.
39:29Plus, I can't go anywhere without my assistant, can I?
39:32Uh...
39:34Jack, I...
39:35I stuck at eight.
39:37Where's that little gold dress?
39:38You just never do what you're told, do you?
39:55I love the red, though.
40:00Hey.
40:02Why are you so nervous?
40:04Jet, I...
40:06I need to tell you something.
40:10Ooh, what could that be?
40:13Lena?
40:14What are you doing here?
40:15You didn't think that I'd miss your big night, did you?
40:18No, get me a Chardonnay.
40:20Will you?
40:22Okay.
40:24Chardonnay?
40:26Oh, um...
40:27Gray and I have a little surprise planned for you tonight.
40:29Uh, ladies and gentlemen, a brief moment, please.
40:41This evening, as well as this plaque, are just a couple tokens of gratitude for one of our most generous donors.
40:51Jet Abrams.
40:52Jet Abrams.
40:57Of course, no CEO would be anywhere without their loyal assistant.
41:02A round of applause from Ms. Aria Riley, if you will.
41:08Then again, Aria's not just an assistant.
41:12Great.
41:14And her name's not just Aria Riley.
41:17Please don't do this.
41:18She's also Aria Riley Pearson, the CEO of Dyad.
41:29Well, looks like they're talking that through now.
41:32You've been lying to me this entire time?
41:35Jet, I was doing this for you, okay? If you'd just let me explain.
41:40I just wanted to find you the perfect assistant.
41:43Okay, that's it.
41:45I thought if I went undercover, then I could get you exactly what you need and then...
41:48And then you were gonna leave me?
41:50I trusted you, Aria.
41:54No.
41:56Oh, I never wanted to hurt you.
41:58Ugh, she's lying.
42:00Ever since I found out who you really are, I've been asking around.
42:07See, I have friends at GQ too.
42:10And a little birdie told me that you pitched an article boasting you could find an assistant for...
42:16What did she call him? What did you call him?
42:19What was it?
42:20Oh, I remember. The biggest asshole in America.
42:27She was never here for you.
42:30She was here for herself.
42:32For her company.
42:34It was all...
42:36Just a little PR stunt.
42:46Jet, please...
42:47Don't.
42:50You're fired.
42:52You're fired.
42:53You're fired.
42:54You're fired.
42:55You're fired.
42:56You're fired.
42:57You're fired.
42:58You're fired.
43:16So, in light of recent events, Jet Abrams reached out to the magazine,
43:22to share his side of the story.
43:26Dyad regularly engages in corporate espionage.
43:30And their best practices are lies and deception.
43:34And their CEO and founder, Arya Pearson, is a major liability.
43:40Would you care to respond before we go to print?
43:42Before we go to print?
43:45I, uh...
43:48I...
43:49She has no comment.
43:51Thank you, Helen, but that's all the time Ms. Pearson has today.
43:53No.
43:55Wait.
43:57Arya?
43:59Public allegations of fraud are for lawyers to handle, not you.
44:02You could hurt the company if...
44:04Yes.
44:09I lied to Mr. Abrams.
44:14Stepping in was not about going beyond for the client.
44:19It was about promoting Dyad.
44:22It was selfish.
44:25And wrong.
44:29Any relationship, professional or personal, is based off honesty and trust.
44:39And I betrayed Jet.
44:41Uh...
44:42Mr. Abrams.
44:43I take full responsibility for my actions.
44:57Can I quote you on that?
45:13I...
45:14I...
45:15I...
45:17Sabotage Jet?
45:18What the fuck is your problem?
45:20I take you to talk to Helen.
45:22Look, I know you're upset with me, but to slander my name in the press...
45:26I'm just being honest, unlike you.
45:29Was it even real?
45:31Was fucking me just part of the plan?
45:33God, what the fuck is wrong with you?
45:35I did what I thought I had to do, okay?
45:37Yeah, you had to lie to me.
45:38You had to manipulate me.
45:39You cheated to get ahead and you know it.
45:41Seriously?
45:43You inherited your company from your dad.
45:46Who inherited it from his dad.
45:48You have no fucking idea what it's like to build something from scratch.
45:51To put your whole soul into something.
45:54Dyad is everything to me.
45:59Was everything to me.
46:01Look, I know you're upset with me for lying.
46:04But you have no fucking right to destroy everything I worked so hard for.
46:10You know what?
46:13Lena was right.
46:15We're from completely different worlds.
46:18This never would have worked.
46:20This never would have worked.
46:31Arya, Dyad doesn't need you to step down as CEO.
46:35That's just giving up.
46:36I'm not giving up.
46:40I'm letting go.
46:42Dyad needs a new face to get over this controversy.
46:46I still believe in everything we did.
46:52I just don't know if I believe in myself anymore.
46:56I'm sure it'll be in good hands with whoever the board chooses.
47:02So then the more I thought about it, the more I realized, we actually do need a New York office.
47:18I'm thinking SoHo.
47:19Maybe Hudson Yards.
47:20Anything but Midtown.
47:21Ew.
47:22Jet?
47:23You need to move on.
47:24Forget her.
47:25After what you said to GQ, that bitch is finished.
47:26Do not call her that.
47:27Do not call her that.
47:29I just...
47:30I just...
47:31I just...
47:32I will be a hero.
47:33What?
47:34I'm thinking about it, the more I realized, we actually do need a New York office.
47:35I'm thinking SoHo.
47:37Maybe Hudson Yards.
47:38Anything but Midtown.
47:39Ew.
47:42Jet?
47:45You need to move on.
47:47Forget her.
47:48After what you said to GQ, that bitch is finished.
47:50Do not call her that.
47:52I just, I keep thinking about the last things that she said to me.
48:02She said, I've never built anything from scratch.
48:09She's right.
48:12Okay, but does that justify her lying to you for weeks?
48:17When you are as privileged as we are, you cannot let your guard down.
48:22You have to stick with the people you know.
48:29And I know you.
48:33And you know me.
48:41You're right.
48:43I do.
48:46I know you lied to me.
48:48I know you betrayed me.
48:50And I know that when you found out about Aria, you teamed up with her ex to humiliate her instead of coming to be-
48:56I didn't.
48:59I was trying to protect you.
49:02Because I love you, Jet.
49:03You don't love me.
49:06And I don't love you.
49:07I don't think I ever did.
49:13Ever since being with Aria.
49:18Waste made me feel.
49:25You need to leave.
49:26Are you kidding me?
49:35You're going to choose her.
49:37Over me.
49:41Go, Lino.
49:41I don't understand why you couldn't bring these documents to my apartment.
50:09Uh, because there are no documents.
50:16I lied.
50:17I needed to get you back in the office.
50:22We've had calls all morning from firms wanting to make capital investments.
50:27Up to nine figures.
50:29What?
50:31How?
50:32Jet recanted his statement.
50:34And saying your praises.
50:36He said that Dyad had an unimpeachable business model and is the best investment of the year.
50:42He said his judgment was clouded because of his feelings for you.
50:49Oh.
50:50And you had to tell me this at the office.
50:55Why?
50:55He's here.
50:59Waiting for you.
51:17Oh.
51:18Sorry.
51:18I just wanted to know what it felt like to be the most sought after CDO in the city.
51:23So?
51:41I need an assistant.
51:46All right.
51:47Jared, I...
51:49Me first.
51:51Okay.
51:51I thought about what you said.
51:56And I should not have lied.
51:59And for everything that I lied about, I was always honest about us.
52:06I mean, I had...
52:09I have very real feelings.
52:15I never thought anything could be more important to me than work.
52:22And then I met you.
52:26And I know what you did with GQ.
52:29And if you were just trying to undo the damage, I get it.
52:34But I was hoping that maybe...
52:39You're hard.
52:41Why do you think I'm here?
52:44Everything I said was true.
52:47And I was such an idiot.
52:49And I'm sorry that I got so angry.
52:51And I did.
52:51No.
52:51No.
52:51I'm sorry.
52:53I shouldn't have lied.
52:55I just...
52:58The thought of losing you...
53:00I got...
53:03I got scared.
53:08I'm not going anywhere.
53:10I'm not, you're not.
53:13I trust you.
53:29In the office?
53:31So unprofessional.
53:33Good thing we don't work together anymore.
53:36You fired me, remember?
53:37You're such a control freak.
53:44Guess that makes us the perfect match.
53:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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