00:00Hey Alexa, I farted.
00:05Congratulations.
00:13What are you working on?
00:14Can you sit in a spreadsheet?
00:15Uh, I'll bite you.
00:16I don't!
00:17Oh, you're in a meeting? Sorry.
00:22Ow.
00:23I got that out, baby!
00:30Uh-oh.
00:32Hey Google!
00:36It's not Google.
00:40Hey Siri!
00:42It's not Siri either.
00:44What is it?
00:45It's just a speaker.
00:46Hey speaker.
00:48What are you doing?
00:49I pay bills!
00:50You're paying bills?
00:51I'm bills.
00:54You're paying bills!
00:56Send Brittany an email.
01:00I did!
01:02You did!
01:03You did!
01:05Yay!
01:06Yay!
01:09Yeah, yeah!
01:10Whoa, whoa!
01:12Yeah, yeah.
01:13Yeah.
01:14Yeah.
01:16Yeah, yeah.
01:17Yeah, yeah.
01:19Yeah!
01:20Yeah!
01:21Hey doctor, we gonna say pass.
01:25They're going, they're going, they're going, they're going to say I'm going, we got a sick
01:30pool.
01:31Okay, what's wrong with that sick pig?
01:35They can't poop.
01:38Mom, where are you?
01:42Oh, I got sausage.
01:45I got this.
01:47I got this.
01:50No, this.
01:52Yeah.
01:53So, Mom, I'm coming.
02:00Bye.
02:02Say thank you.
02:06Of course.
02:08I'm available.
02:10I'm available.
02:11Be quiet, please.
02:13Yes.
02:14Yes.
02:15Yes, yes, no.
02:19Sorry, it's my kid.
02:22That's my laptop.
02:31Leave it alone.
02:32That's my laptop.
02:34That's my laptop.
02:35That's my laptop.
02:36No, it's my laptop.
02:37Okay, that's my laptop.
02:38No, it's my laptop.
02:39Hello?
02:44Oh, yeah.
02:44Of course.
02:47Oh, you want to groom a dog?
02:50I cannot right now.
02:52Oh, you're grooming a cat, too?
02:54You must be joking.
02:56You want me to do that at the salon?
03:00What?
03:04Are you joking?
03:05Oh, you're joking.
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