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00:00All right.
00:00Hey, y'all, I'm Miss Pat.
00:02And I know the inside of a courtroom.
00:04And that girl innocent.
00:05Leave the damn judge.
00:06Get ready to see real cases.
00:08I want you out of my house.
00:09Real drama and real money on the line.
00:11I gave her my kitten.
00:13Give it back.
00:14And I'm bringing my friends to court as my jury.
00:18Y'all may have started this mess,
00:19but you know I'm going to sell it.
00:21Miss Pat, Miss Pat.
00:22You dropping teeth.
00:23See, that's my tooth.
00:24You smoking dope.
00:25That was my asthma pump.
00:26Y'all must have a good time together.
00:28We do.
00:29All right, because court is back in session.
00:34She looks like your sweet auntie,
00:36but she'll cuss you out like your drunk uncle.
00:38All right.
00:40Miss Pat.
00:45Y'all can sit held down.
00:48Now, Jerry, just remember, if it sounds too stupid to be true,
00:51it probably is.
00:52Miss Pat, keep your game face on, too.
00:54You've been letting these people trick you.
00:56Shut the up.
00:57All right, Baylor.
01:00Go ahead and start Baylor.
01:01This is the case of Taylor versus Guzman.
01:04Please enter the courtroom.
01:06Plaintiff William Taylor is suing his ex-girlfriend Janessa for $1,500,
01:11claiming she wrecked his car in a fit of rage.
01:15Defendant Janessa Guzman says William is just a liar and a cheater.
01:19Plus, he ditched out on a vacation, leaving her with the bill.
01:23She's only paying what he's worth.
01:26Nothing.
01:27Nothing but the truth, so help you guys.
01:29Before we get started, I just want to let y'all know, this is a jury of my peers.
01:33They got my back like my breast wrap.
01:36Tight.
01:37Tight.
01:38All right, Mr. Taylor, why are you here today, baby?
01:42Your Honor, we're here today because I'm suing my ex-girlfriend Janessa for $1,500 for the damage to my car.
01:47Now, she's going to claim that I'm a cheater.
01:50I'm not a cheater, Your Honor.
01:51And that's the reason why she believes that she won't pay me back my money.
01:54Janessa, let me hear your side of the story.
01:56I don't owe William anything.
01:58Through most of our relationship, he lied.
02:00He did me dirty.
02:01He kept cheating on me with different females that supposedly he worked with.
02:05And we were supposed to take a trip together, but since we broke up, we ended up not going.
02:08And I had to pay off by myself.
02:10So I feel like we're even.
02:12How long y'all been together?
02:13Two years.
02:14Where did it go wrong at?
02:15I seen messages between him and his clients.
02:17He was being very flirtatious.
02:19Your Honor, I work out of my house.
02:21I'm a massage therapist, and I specialize in BBL recovery.
02:24So I had the clients come to me, and I performed my BBL massage therapy on them.
02:28She claims I was cheating.
02:29She put like a hidden camera in my kitchen.
02:32She saw me on camera with a girl.
02:34And I picked her up, and then I brought her upstairs.
02:37So you just picking chicks up and taking them upstairs?
02:39No, Your Honor, Your Honor, but look.
02:41He was about to smash.
02:42I'm not done.
02:42Do you have any proof?
02:43Yeah, I have the video.
02:44Oh, yeah, baby.
02:46Oh, yeah, I'm ready.
02:49Gentlemen, I'm a gentleman.
02:50Oh!
02:51I'm a gentleman.
02:52Oh!
02:53No, I seen that before.
02:54That's called a fireman's carry.
02:57And the legs wrapped around was for stability.
02:59I see what you're doing, bro.
03:01I see what you're doing, bro.
03:02Yeah.
03:04Oh, and I saw the time stamp.
03:05You do your lymphatic thrans at 10.30 at night?
03:08They need my services, and I'm performing at a job.
03:1010.30 at night.
03:11I'm performing on you.
03:12You want to test it out?
03:13You want?
03:13I'll get back with you.
03:17Will you?
03:17Tell me what she did to your car.
03:19So we got into an argument, calling me a liar,
03:21calling me a cheater.
03:22She grabbed my keys, and she left.
03:24She comes back to the crib.
03:26Car is all messed up.
03:28I got pictures of it, too, Your Honor.
03:29Yeah, let me see your proof.
03:31Look at that.
03:32Oh, my God.
03:33Oh, hell no.
03:36Oh, my God.
03:37You ain't got to do all that to him, ma'am.
03:39All you got to do is take them glasses.
03:40You got control.
03:41Make it a half.
03:43Make it a half.
03:45William, how much damage did she do to the car?
03:47$1,500.
03:48Let me see your receipt.
03:49And it proved.
03:52Janessa, why don't you think you owe him anything?
03:55We planned a trip together, and then we broke up,
03:58and I paid for the Airbnb when we were supposed to go half
04:00on it, and he still didn't give me the money.
04:02Let me have the receipt.
04:03OK, how much was the Airbnb, baby?
04:05Total pay $1,300.
04:07You still try with this bill?
04:08That was after she damaged my car.
04:11Why would I want to go on vacation with somebody
04:12who damaged my car?
04:13Put yourself in her shoe, and Safaree pick her up,
04:16and take her upstairs.
04:18Boy, your glasses going to fog up so quick.
04:22Stand up, Safaree, open your jacket.
04:27We're not doing that.
04:28Hold on, let me touch you.
04:28Let me touch you.
04:29We're not doing that.
04:31We're not doing that.
04:32Come on, come on.
04:33Come on, come on.
04:34Come on, come on.
04:35Come on, come on.
04:36Come on.
04:37Come on.
04:38Come on, come on.
04:40You see how that feels?
04:42Yeah.
04:43Don't cool it up, man.
04:43That's how she felt.
04:45OK, I'm going over here to Majerica.
04:47Come on, Carlos.
04:47He don't want it, but he don't want nobody else to have it.
04:50At the end of the day, the same money that it cost him
04:53to get the car fixed is the same money
04:54that she spent at the Airbnb.
04:56Y'all call it even, go back to the hotel, have sex, make up,
04:59and everybody do that.
05:01When was the last time y'all had sex?
05:03Probably like a few weeks ago.
05:04We're not talking about that.
05:06They're trying to put it in here.
05:08Let me see.
05:09Let me see.
05:10Right here.
05:11It's exclamation of character.
05:12Oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:13Where the hell did y'all meet at jail?
05:15All right.
05:16All right.
05:18With that, I'm going to make my decision,
05:21and I'm going to settle this once and for all.
05:23I'm ruling in favor of the defendant, Janessa.
05:31City girl, girl, baby.
05:32What?
05:33Janessa, you don't owe William anything.
05:38She damaged your car, but she did pay for the Airbnb.
05:43Now, I just wanted to say, I know you love her,
05:46because when she went over there to touch him, baby.
05:49He turned into Usain Bolt.
05:51He was willing to get knocked out by a guy with a fur coat on for you.
05:57So it's some love there.
05:59I hope y'all can work this thing out.
06:01Don't give a hug.
06:03Oh, baby.
06:06Oh.
06:08Now, I'll just tell you, get your scary ass out here.
06:12Bye.
06:13Bye, sweetheart.
06:14Baby, you put that relationship right on back together.
06:17I wish y'all could have seen her face as she said,
06:22let me touch it.
06:23Let me touch it.
06:24She was like this.
06:26When did you see William, he was like, no!
06:30Y'all got into the ham, the rice macaroni, the dessert.
06:34This dog must be ferocious.
06:36Is the dog here?
06:37Yes, actually.
06:38No, don't bring him in here.
06:39Uh-uh.
06:40Uh-uh.
06:41I was at a really big event, and my wig came off.
06:43When I was doing your hair, she's talking on the phone
06:45to her boyfriend, talking bull crap about me.
06:48She was like, as soon as she sit down,
06:49this shit gonna slip out.
06:56Hey, Drew, how y'all doing?
06:58Great.
06:59Nene, I wish I was as pretty acting as you.
07:01I'm real regular.
07:03And then she flipped the hair what she said.
07:05That boy got so much hair stuck in his gap.
07:10He don't want to tell you, Nene.
07:12He just keeps swallowing the shit.
07:17Come on, baby.
07:18Let's get it started.
07:19This is the case of Pierre versus Valeria.
07:23Please enter the courtroom.
07:25Plaintiff Winnie Pierre is suing her cousin Cynthia
07:28for $2,550, the cost of her medical bills,
07:32and the Thanksgiving dinner that Cynthia's devilish dog devoured.
07:37The defendant, Cynthia Valerius, says her cousin's being dramatic.
07:41It was her own actions that ruined the holiday.
07:44She's barking up the wrong tree.
07:46All righty.
07:47So, Whitney, tell me why you're here.
07:48I'm here to sue my cousin Cynthia Valerius for $2,550 for ruining my first Thanksgiving and sending me to the hospital.
08:01What happened?
08:02This was my first Thanksgiving ever.
08:04I had family flying from all over the United States.
08:06She decides to bring her dog.
08:08I didn't invite the dog, mind you.
08:09I'm not a dog parent.
08:10I don't know what to do with the dog.
08:11She put the dog in my living room to, you know, divide the dog from being in the kitchen.
08:15So I get a call.
08:16I'm headed to my room, and I go across the dog gate.
08:19But I don't know if I left it open or what happened.
08:21So then on my way coming back from my bedroom, I'm going to the kitchen.
08:25I noticed that the dog is enjoying Thanksgiving dinner.
08:28Oh, hell no.
08:29Right.
08:30What's your side, Cynthia?
08:31He did not ruin the entire Thanksgiving thing.
08:34I think she's being a bit more dramatic than she needs to be right now.
08:37He only ate like three or four things.
08:40He didn't ruin the whole thing.
08:42How much food did the dog eat?
08:43The dog got into the ham, the rice macaroni, the desserts.
08:47No, that's a lie.
08:48That's a lie.
08:49It was a lasagna.
08:50It was a juillet jam jam and the fried turkey.
08:52Only those three.
08:53The fried turkey?
08:54Oh, no.
08:55So Wendy, walk me through the second the dog jump up on the table.
08:59So I go to jump over the gate.
09:00I was trying to save Thanksgiving.
09:02Guess my housecoat got stuck on the gate.
09:04And then I go to catch my balance, and then my shoulder hits the counter.
09:07If she had properly secured her dog, I wouldn't have had to struggle with that gate and injured my life.
09:13Injured your life?
09:14I mean, you know what I'm saying?
09:15My life was jeopardized.
09:17Did you go to the hospital?
09:18I did.
09:19And my medical bills are, like, $2,000.
09:21Let me see your doctor bills.
09:22Be careful with that arm.
09:24They said final notice, baby.
09:26Uh-uh.
09:27They want that money now.
09:28And you wasn't paying nothing.
09:29She got to pay it, not me.
09:31I'm still catching my breath from that fall.
09:33You might got asthma.
09:37So Cynthia, what made you decide to bring the dog?
09:40He's a family dog.
09:41He's a bad dog.
09:42Where else is spirit gonna go?
09:43He's bad?
09:44He's horrible.
09:45He's pissing everywhere.
09:46He's sniffing everywhere.
09:47He's in everything.
09:48So what did you do with the food after you caught the vicious dog eating the food?
09:52We had to dispose everything.
09:53All I know is the visual dog, dog hair food.
09:55It was a wrap.
09:56Let me see the receipt for the food.
09:57Girl, you knew you bought that food and you couldn't afford it.
10:00Big old food didn't get that money back.
10:02This big old dog was hungry, baby.
10:04This dog done ate a 12 pack of chicken wings, a fried turkey, a whole lasagna.
10:09This dog must be ferocious.
10:11Cynthia, did you offer to pay anything towards the food?
10:14No, I did not because, like, I helped her cook the food.
10:17So my time and labor was into that.
10:19So let me ask you something, Whitney.
10:21Was you scared of the dog?
10:22He gets a little, like, a little bit sometimes, you know?
10:25Yeah, this is a vicious dog.
10:26You were probably terrified.
10:28You scared of a dog that you let in your own house?
10:30I was bullied into letting him because I didn't invite the dog.
10:33Is the dog here?
10:34Yes, actually, the dog is here.
10:35Don't bring him in here.
10:36Uh-uh.
10:37Let's see the vicious dog.
10:41Oh, God.
10:42He's not that bad.
10:52Man, Carmen, get over there.
10:55Is this the vicious dog?
10:57He is so cute.
10:59Oh, buddy.
11:01My God, look at him.
11:03Oh.
11:04Hey, Barrett.
11:05You got on your little tuxedo jacket?
11:08And you saying he mean?
11:10Oh, what kind of dog is this?
11:11A Shih Tzu.
11:12Oh, Shih Tzu.
11:13This dog got the same little gray beard as you?
11:18Look.
11:19Yes, it's so damn cute.
11:22It's so damn cute.
11:24Ma'am, this dog can't even eat a macaroni and not be fooled.
11:28All right, I'm gonna go to my jersey.
11:30Carmen, tell me what you think.
11:31Listen, let's keep it real.
11:32This dog probably ate about $14 worth of food.
11:35That was it.
11:36Now, listen.
11:37I'm with you because it's my house.
11:39I make the rules.
11:40It's up to the owner of the dog to put the dog up in a safe place.
11:44Don't break it over my house while I'm about to break my neck.
11:47Let me see the dog.
11:48Hold up.
11:49Hold up.
11:50He looks like he's still full.
11:51See what I'm saying?
11:56Everything the sun touches.
11:58This is not the Lion King.
11:59Put the dog there.
12:02So, any final remarks before I make my decision?
12:05Your Honor, yes.
12:06I did nearly lose my life.
12:08I did lose a lot of money on my food.
12:11I'm just asking you to be fair with me this evening.
12:13And any final remarks from you, Cynthia?
12:15She's always had issues with that shoulder, okay?
12:17Oh, that's bad.
12:18So, it was an actual sprain due to reoccurring injury when she fell over the gate.
12:22All right, y'all.
12:23So, I've come to my final decision.
12:25And I'm gonna settle this once and for all.
12:30I'm ruling in the favor of the plaintiff, Whitney.
12:36Cynthia, you need to pay her $225 half of that grocery bill.
12:40Because your dog messed up Thanksgiving.
12:43And I'm not awarding you anything for your doctor bill.
12:46Shit happens.
12:47Let's put all of this behind us.
12:49Y'all cousins.
12:50Y'all fighting over a dog.
12:51Don't you miss each other?
12:55Give her a hug.
13:01All right, y'all.
13:02I'm just selling it.
13:03Get out of my courtroom.
13:07In Mississippi, a dog just wound up in our yard and then you feed them and that's your dog.
13:11Carlos, that's stealing.
13:15Mid-interview, my wig came off.
13:17What celebrity hair have you done?
13:19I've done Rennie Rucci, Big Licks, Megan James.
13:23Have you done Nene Leek's hair?
13:24Not yet.
13:25Honey, listen.
13:33How you doing today, Jerry?
13:34I'm great.
13:35Uh-huh.
13:36Be honest.
13:37Who only here because they owe me a favor?
13:39I might.
13:40Do I owe a favor?
13:44Come on, Baylor.
13:45Stop Baylinson.
13:46This is the case of James versus Roberson.
13:49Please enter the courtroom.
13:50Plaintiff Megan James is suing her friend and hairstylist for $5,000 for lost wages when her
13:57quick weave fell out, preventing her from completing interviews.
14:01Defendant Quala Tisha Robeson asserts that Megan James loved her hair when it was finished.
14:06She thinks the weave fell out because she sat on it excessively and didn't properly care for it.
14:12Therefore, Quala Tisha owes her nothing.
14:17So, Ms. James and Quala Tisha.
14:20Quala Tisha.
14:21To what your pronouns would be in this courtroom.
14:23He, she, day, I'm God, bitch. I don't care what nobody call me.
14:26Ms. James, tell me why you're here today.
14:29I'm here today suing Quala Tisha for ruining my hair.
14:33I got booked to do correspondence for one of the biggest music festivals in America.
14:37And mid-interview, my wig came off.
14:40They canceled the rest of my day and I lost out on my $5,000.
14:43Did you get paid per interview?
14:45Minimum was 10 interviews per day.
14:47I didn't complete my 10 interviews, so I didn't get paid at all.
14:49Oh, wow.
14:50Tell me what happened, Quala Tisha.
14:52I'm getting sued by her for a service that I did last minute and I drove three hours away to come do her hair.
15:00And also, she didn't even pay for nothing. She only paid for gas and supplies.
15:03So, you didn't pay anything to get your hair done? You paid her no money?
15:06He wanted to do my hair in exchange for content.
15:08He got a million views on that video, so I did my part. He didn't do his part and that's why I'm suing him.
15:12For how many followers did you have?
15:13I have 1.2 million followers.
15:15Can you post my show in Atlantic City?
15:17Yes, ma'am. I got you, Ms. Pat.
15:20Is this what you do for a living?
15:22Yes. I am a celebrity hairstylist.
15:24I go by Quala Tisha because everything I do is qualified.
15:27What celebrity hair have you done?
15:29I've done Rennie Rucci, Big Legs, Megan James.
15:33Have you done Nene Leek's hair?
15:34Not yet.
15:35Honey, listen.
15:40Can I see some of your work, Quala Tisha?
15:42Yes, ma'am.
15:43That's nice.
15:44Okay.
15:45So, do you braid or do you do quick weave?
15:47I'm a braider.
15:48She asked me to do braids in the front, quick weave in the back.
15:51Ms. Pat, that's a lie.
15:52When he came to my house, I was like, you know, give me some cute braids.
15:55He was like, no, you're going on a red carpet.
15:57Like, you need to look the part.
15:58He ends up doing the hairstyle.
16:00And any black girl that I know that gets weaved,
16:03they leave out a slither of hair to cover the trap.
16:06Of course.
16:07How you know?
16:10Quala Tisha's going to send me on my way with my tracks showing in that hairstyle.
16:15Do you have any pictures?
16:16Yes, ma'am.
16:17I do have proof.
16:18Oh, I see your tracks showing.
16:20Yeah, you can see it.
16:21This ain't right Quala Tisha.
16:23And I understand that.
16:24However, I fixed that.
16:25The next picture, I can't see no tracks.
16:27Yes.
16:28Oh, the hair was cute.
16:29Your track is covered here.
16:30Yeah, that's how an up-down looks.
16:31That slid down.
16:32So I had to borrow a hat from a stranger.
16:35Because I couldn't secure the wig, there was no hairstylist in the middle of nowhere.
16:38And this is text messages after I told Quala Tisha what happened to my wig.
16:41Okay, let's see.
16:42Bitch!
16:43I just sat down to do my interview, and the entire back of my wig came off.
16:50I told you I did not want this style.
16:53Girl, go put a hat on.
16:56You sound like you didn't care.
16:58I didn't care no more because of the fact when I was doing her hair, she's talking on the phone to her boyfriend, talking all types of bull crap about me.
17:05What was she saying, Quala Tisha?
17:06She was saying, I'm so tired of sitting here.
17:08He's taking so long.
17:09He don't even know what he's doing.
17:10So I'm getting humiliated while I'm doing her hair.
17:12Were you talking about her to your man?
17:14Yes, because I'm not fake.
17:15Girl, you don't even know.
17:16Ooh!
17:17Influencer Megan James is suing hairstylist Quala Tisha Robeson for $5,000 because her weave fell out when she was hosting a red carpet event.
17:28Quala Tisha says she's not to blame, so she's not gonna pay.
17:32Miss Pat's gonna untangle this hairy mess.
17:35Were you talking about her to your man?
17:37Yes, because I'm not fake.
17:38Girl, you don't even know.
17:39Ooh!
17:40You was that bold to sit there while she's doing your hair and talk about her?
17:45That was kind of rude.
17:46She was like, as soon as she sit down, this shit gonna slip out.
17:51Hell yeah.
17:52But again, I don't understand how it came out.
17:54You didn't glue it down right, Quala Tisha.
17:56I used so much glue, Miss Judge Pat.
17:58Listen, I used the emeryl's glue.
18:00Well, that's the problem.
18:01Jesus Christ.
18:02Not emeryl's glue.
18:03It's black glue for the lashes.
18:04You gotta use hair glue, honey.
18:05It was hair glue.
18:06That's what I'm saying.
18:07You said for the lashes.
18:08All right, I'm gonna go to my jury.
18:09D-Ray?
18:10It's like driving a car up the lot.
18:11You gave her a car in the car.
18:12It was beautiful.
18:13Then once she pulled off the lot, all the wheels fell off.
18:15If this whole wig fall off right now, I'm gonna sit my bald head ass right here and continue
18:19to tell these jokes.
18:20I'm not letting nothing get between me and my bag.
18:21You should've toughed it out.
18:22And because you made the decision to not do that, that's not her fault.
18:25And with that said, I've come to my final decision.
18:27And I'm gonna settle this once and for all.
18:37I'm ruling in favor of the plaintiff, Megan James.
18:44Qualitia, you ordered to pay Megan $5,000.
18:48Your hair shouldn't fall off on the red carpet.
18:50You gotta look your best, because if not, they be talking about you the next time.
18:54You made her miss out on a whole day of work.
18:57And you had the nerve to say, girl, put on a hat and keep going.
19:00Next time, Qualitia, do more quality.
19:03Good job, girl.
19:04Cry me.
19:05Get out of here.
19:06I'll just settle.
19:07All right.
19:08I keep everything in my bag.
19:11I even got false teeth and I don't even need them.
19:13I'm serious.
19:14One temporary crown is in my bag in case my teeth start to fall apart.
19:19I got a temporary crown royal.
19:24Next time on Miss Pat Settles It.
19:26My freeloading niece, she owes me $4,000 in rent.
19:30I gave her my kidney.
19:31What?
19:32The thing don't even work like it should.
19:34Give it back.
19:37He got me and my floor messed up.
19:39Do you have a license?
19:40I got a driver license.
19:41I ain't got the license you think I need.
19:43I don't even believe their driver license is no good.
19:46My dog ate something he wasn't supposed to.
19:49He had a fungus on his skin.
19:50Y'all could have blurred his nuts out or something.
19:52Come on now.
20:10Go.
20:23Go.
20:25Go.
20:27Go.
20:28Go.
20:29You
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