All's Fair trailer

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All's Fair trailer

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00:01Boy, do I love coming here.

00:04Walking down that hallway shaped like a clown's cervix.

00:08Beef curtains.

00:10Black Mae West.

00:11As much as I'd love to continue to exchange

00:13pleasant cocktail pleasantries,

00:15there is a war to be won.

00:22You better walk.

00:25Oh, Laura.

00:27Wow, it's you.

00:28Right this way.

00:30You better walk.

00:31You're the best divorce lawyers in town.

00:35I need you to tell us the whole story.

00:38We got married when I was still an undergrad.

00:41We were in love, it was all perfect.

00:44Except for this one small thing.

00:47I trusted him.

00:49How did this ever happen to me?

00:57She's not kidding.

00:58Okay?

00:59Men.

01:00They are terrified of women in power.

01:05And women besting men in divorce?

01:08No.

01:12God, I love my job.

01:13Look it out.

01:14Look it out.

01:15Look it out.

01:16Look it out.

01:17Look it out.

01:18Look it out.

01:19I tell my clients every day,

01:20you never really know a person.

01:22It's just a trap.

01:23Guess who's here with me right now?

01:26Jay, say bye-bye to your future ex-wife.

01:30Bye-bye.

01:31See you in court.

01:32You poor discarded.

01:35Let's light her on fire.

01:37This is showtime, lady.

01:38You are the victim here.

01:39And every tear you shed is 100k in your pocket.

01:40Make it rain.

01:41Here there is no safe word.

01:42You can't tell us this time.

01:43You infertile career obsessor.

01:45Stand up straight and breeze into that room like a storm no one saw coming.

01:48Up.

01:49Stop.

01:50Look it out.

01:51Let's face all the rules.

01:53Let's face you in the wrong place.

01:54This is the end of your life, but I think I shouldn't believe it.

01:55It's the end of your life.

01:56This is the end of your life.

01:57I've got my breakup.

01:58You have youουμε and I'm done it.

01:59You've got it.

02:00100k in your pocket.

02:01Make it rain.

02:02Here there is no safe word.

02:04You can't tell us to stop.

02:06You infertile career obsessor.

02:07Stand up straight and breeze into that room like a storm no one saw coming.

02:11You are not taking so much as a ballpoint pen out of this building.

02:14Enough edging counselor.

02:15Counselor, let us come already.

02:21Love and War.

02:22Before you comment on my new appearance,

02:25please know that this look is mine.

02:27Nothing more than next Halloween's costume,

02:30where I will be dressing as a whore lawyer.

02:45thoughts and legs that rain like the song...

02:51Anyway, thanks guys.

02:53I've been helpful, guys,

02:57so I'm sure you'll be mad for my prayer!

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