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All's Fair trailer
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00:01Boy, do I love coming here.
00:04Walking down that hallway shaped like a clown's cervix.
00:08Beef curtains.
00:10Black Mae West.
00:11As much as I'd love to continue to exchange
00:13pleasant cocktail pleasantries,
00:15there is a war to be won.
00:22You better walk.
00:25Oh, Laura.
00:27Wow, it's you.
00:28Right this way.
00:30You better walk.
00:31You're the best divorce lawyers in town.
00:35I need you to tell us the whole story.
00:38We got married when I was still an undergrad.
00:41We were in love, it was all perfect.
00:44Except for this one small thing.
00:47I trusted him.
00:49How did this ever happen to me?
00:57She's not kidding.
00:58Okay?
00:59Men.
01:00They are terrified of women in power.
01:05And women besting men in divorce?
01:08No.
01:12God, I love my job.
01:13Look it out.
01:14Look it out.
01:15Look it out.
01:16Look it out.
01:17Look it out.
01:18Look it out.
01:19I tell my clients every day,
01:20you never really know a person.
01:22It's just a trap.
01:23Guess who's here with me right now?
01:26Jay, say bye-bye to your future ex-wife.
01:30Bye-bye.
01:31See you in court.
01:32You poor discarded.
01:35Let's light her on fire.
01:37This is showtime, lady.
01:38You are the victim here.
01:39And every tear you shed is 100k in your pocket.
01:40Make it rain.
01:41Here there is no safe word.
01:42You can't tell us this time.
01:43You infertile career obsessor.
01:45Stand up straight and breeze into that room like a storm no one saw coming.
01:48Up.
01:49Stop.
01:50Look it out.
01:51Let's face all the rules.
01:53Let's face you in the wrong place.
01:54This is the end of your life, but I think I shouldn't believe it.
01:55It's the end of your life.
01:56This is the end of your life.
01:57I've got my breakup.
01:58You have youουμε and I'm done it.
01:59You've got it.
02:00100k in your pocket.
02:01Make it rain.
02:02Here there is no safe word.
02:04You can't tell us to stop.
02:06You infertile career obsessor.
02:07Stand up straight and breeze into that room like a storm no one saw coming.
02:11You are not taking so much as a ballpoint pen out of this building.
02:14Enough edging counselor.
02:15Counselor, let us come already.
02:21Love and War.
02:22Before you comment on my new appearance,
02:25please know that this look is mine.
02:27Nothing more than next Halloween's costume,
02:30where I will be dressing as a whore lawyer.
02:45thoughts and legs that rain like the song...
02:51Anyway, thanks guys.
02:53I've been helpful, guys,
02:57so I'm sure you'll be mad for my prayer!
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