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Genius engineer was fired after saving the company You Fired the Backbone of Detroit ReelShort
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00:00God damn it!
00:02Do you see this? They're calling our car a burning coffin. They act like we killed those kids ourselves.
00:07We need to figure out why the door jammed or Webster's going belly-under.
00:11Hear you, but we've already dropped a hundred K on diagnostic tests alone and nothing now.
00:16I don't want to hear your excuses. You're a goddamn Ivy League graduate.
00:20I pay you two hundred thousand dollars a year. Either figure it out or find a new job.
00:25And what the hell do you think you're doing?
00:27Tinkering around. We have to run a whole AI diagnostic system and you're over here fiddling.
00:32With all due respect, Mr. Russell, I know the Webster Corsair, like the back of my hand.
00:38I designed this car back in the day. I'll figure out what's wrong with it.
00:41We have a million-dollar AI diagnostic so we can't turn up anything.
00:45But you're gonna figure it out with a five-dollar wrench?
00:47Well, fancy gadgets and high-minded degrees can be important, but sometimes what you need is plain old smart.
00:54You know what? Go ahead. I got nothing to lose. But if anything goes wrong, it's on your ass.
00:59Don't worry. I won't mess this up. Let's go.
01:03Found it.
01:19See that? From a shirt.
01:24Car owner must have made a legal modification.
01:26Snagged it on a thread during installation.
01:28I jammed the latch during impact.
01:30Webster's not at fault.
01:32You saved the company a few million, buddy.
01:34Let's go show the boss.
01:35You are embarrassing me and you're embarrassing yourself.
01:38I think I found the problem.
01:40Ah! You old son of a bitch! You did it!
01:45Alright, I'm gonna go to the press and tell the board all the good news!
01:48You're a hero, Webster Motor!
01:50Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:55Attention, everyone. This concludes today's shift.
01:58Please shut down your stations and clock out.
02:00Drive safe and we'll see you tomorrow.
02:02Oh, Mr. Walker, can I have a word?
02:11Oh, of course.
02:20Um, this is a car my nephew got from his grandmother.
02:24It's a collector's item, which means it's one of a kind and you're the only one I trust to fix it.
02:29It's funny, last week it was a plane.
02:31This week it's a car.
02:33Your nephew sure likes to break things, huh?
02:36They're just messy, teenagers.
02:38Tell me about it.
02:39My daughter was the same way.
02:41I can have it back to you tomorrow.
02:43Great.
02:44Is your payment?
02:45100k.
02:47Miss Wolf, it's an easy fix.
02:50You don't have to pay me.
02:52Good to see you.
02:54Oh, Hank, wait.
02:58Hank, wait.
03:00I'll be straight with you.
03:05Okay, you've been at Webster for 40 years.
03:07You know cars.
03:08You're one of the best engineers in the world.
03:11But they treat you worse than the mechanics that work for an hourly rate.
03:15Why don't you come work for me at Mach 15?
03:18We're developing a new supercar.
03:20Silver Link's Model A and I want you to be in charge.
03:22The starting pay is $10 million.
03:25That's a lot of money.
03:27But you said so yourself, Miss Wolf.
03:29I've been with the Webster Motors for 40 years.
03:33And any time I have remaining, I just assume it be with them.
03:37Old mucks like me, we're the backbone of Detroit's industry.
03:41You got a good job on your hands and you should give it to a youngster.
03:45As for me, just stick to toy cars.
03:48Hey, look who's early.
03:55Hey, how you doing, man?
03:57Good.
03:58Oh, hey.
04:00Here comes Tom Norris.
04:02You reckon he's here to give us a bonus?
04:04I doubt it.
04:06Move.
04:07Move, move, move, move, move.
04:09All right, all right, all right.
04:10Hey, listen up.
04:11I have an announcement.
04:13Webster Motors has gone through a change of hands.
04:16We've been purchased by Tesalux.
04:21Ah, ah, ah.
04:22Yes, that Tesalux, the EV car company.
04:25Sir, a big man upstairs, now some guy named Elon.
04:28Tesalux is a tech company.
04:31Big emphasis on tech.
04:33So all you boomers, you're fired.
04:39You're fired.
04:40What?
04:41Wait, what?
04:42Wait, wait, wait, wait.
04:44We're all fired.
04:46That can't be right.
04:47Oh, you need me to spell it out for you?
04:49Fine.
04:51Webster Motors has purchased a cutting edge AI detection system from Apex AI for over 10 billion.
04:58And let me tell you, this software makes all of you has-been boomers look like a bunch of fucking amateurs.
05:04It'll do more for this company in 10 minutes than you could do in 10 years.
05:10So, go home.
05:12Wait for death to come knocking.
05:15Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:16Now hold on.
05:17That ain't right.
05:18Look, we are the backbone of Webster Motors, right?
05:21We built this company up from the ground.
05:23Hell, some of us were here before Webster was.
05:25You can't just let us go.
05:26That is, eh, eh, eh, that is workplace discrimination.
05:29Right, boys?
05:30Yeah, right.
05:31We're gonna fucking sue you.
05:32Well, it's not ageism if you're just bad.
05:35We're a tech company now.
05:37We need computer people who write AI that does what you do, but they do it better and faster.
05:43Face it, this is the 21st century.
05:46Everything is fast and digital.
05:48It's time for you washed up old farts to pack your little bags and fuck off.
05:53Because like it or not, you've been replaced.
05:55I might not know anything about AI, but I do know one thing.
05:59These machines here, they're finicky.
06:01And unless real people are monitoring the assembly line at all times,
06:05it's only a matter of time before something goes boom.
06:09And all production stops.
06:11That's right.
06:12What do you mean everything goes boom?
06:15I've worked here for 40 years.
06:17I know these machines.
06:19They need to be checked on and re-serviced.
06:21Otherwise, you're gonna lose billions.
06:23Oh, okay.
06:25So you're saying the reason that I can't fire you old fucks is because I need someone to watch the machine all day or it's gonna go boom?
06:34That's right.
06:35And you better make sure they have the experience to know what they're looking for.
06:38Oh, holy fuck.
06:40You're a real fucking shameless one, you know.
06:43I know you won't be able to get another job, but that doesn't mean you can make shit up either.
06:47I'm not making anything up.
06:49I'm telling you how it is based on my experience.
06:52All right.
06:53Old man, I gotta go.
06:54All right?
06:55But don't think you're anything special because of yesterday.
06:58I downloaded the source code from the diagnostic test myself and that car was perfectly fine.
07:03You lucked out with that screw.
07:05So all you need to do is go back and rot in hospice.
07:10No, no, no.
07:11How dare you?
07:12How dare you?
07:13We built this city with our own hands.
07:15We are the ones that brought industry to Detroit.
07:17Yeah.
07:18We did all that hard labor so kids like you could go run off to college.
07:21And now this is how you're gonna treat us?
07:23Shut up!
07:24Right?
07:25Shut up!
07:26You disgusting old fucking hicks.
07:28Or I'll call the cops.
07:29As of now you're fired.
07:31So this is trespassing.
07:33Tom, you need to tell the assembly line supers about the maintenance.
07:38If something happens to one of these machines, it's gonna cost Webster millions.
07:42And it's a safety hazard.
07:43I do not give a fuck about your experience.
07:46That is all subjective bullshit.
07:48We have the cold hard facts right here.
07:51Our new AI detection system will be fully operational in a few short days.
07:56You really think it can't handle a few finicky machines?
07:59It'll have them back in tip top shape before you old schmucks need to get your gloves on.
08:04Now hurry up and scram or you can forget about your final fucking paycheck.
08:14It's alright.
08:15It's alright.
08:16Let it go, okay?
08:17Look, you warned him plenty about the assembly line, huh?
08:19It's his own fault now if you won't listen.
08:21Come on, fellas.
08:23Let's go.
08:24Let's get out of here.
08:25Guy's a creep.
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