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A newly engaged couple tries to impress their soon-to-be in-laws with a lovely Christmas Eve dinner, but finds it a difficult task to complete while hiding a body in their house.
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00:00:00Sattay Bazi ki isse behter jaga nahi hai khata recharge karao
00:00:17Dao se paise pao, mauki ka fayda uthau
00:00:21Aur khud ko ameer banao, bhavya jeevan pao
00:00:24Aur one next bet per dao lagau
00:00:27Alisha ghar nahi liana chaathe kya
00:00:29Hoori duniya nahi hi gunna chaathe kya
00:00:31Sapane ho jathe sek jab sarat ho
00:00:33One next bet sports batting ne diya mujhe rashta
00:00:36Huwa meera rajin se zindhiki se vaashta
00:00:38Main kar sakta ho to, tu mi kar sakte ho
00:00:57How do you do?
00:01:01Very stupid
00:01:04I'm gonna say
00:01:07You are right
00:01:10I'm gonna say
00:01:12You're right
00:01:13But I'm gonna say
00:01:14You're right
00:01:15I'm gonna say
00:01:16You're right
00:01:17I'm gonna say
00:01:18I'm gonna say
00:01:49Dear Santa Killer, I don't know why you're such a mean person.
00:02:19But you should be nicer.
00:02:21I know Santa's going to bring you coal for Christmas.
00:02:25But please don't kill him.
00:02:26Because I won't get my bike if you do.
00:02:29I was going to ask him for a cell phone.
00:02:31But I decided to ask him to bring you friends instead.
00:02:35Because then maybe you wouldn't be so mean.
00:02:37Merry Christmas.
00:02:39Can you believe this?
00:02:40It's just a kid.
00:02:41But it's not just a kid, babe.
00:02:44Yesterday it was the mailman and the old lady across the street.
00:02:47I didn't even go outside.
00:02:49It'll pass, okay?
00:02:50People have a lot more things to worry about today.
00:02:52You know, they don't know what they're talking about, okay?
00:02:56They think that I hate Christmas.
00:02:58And I don't.
00:02:59They think I hate that guy.
00:03:00And I don't.
00:03:01He's just a random street guy.
00:03:03They just believe something.
00:03:05They believe whatever they hear.
00:03:07They're ignorant.
00:03:07I get it.
00:03:08I get it.
00:03:09But look, it'll pass, okay?
00:03:11I promise.
00:03:12Besides, we have a lot more to worry about.
00:03:15Did you get the advent, Reese?
00:03:16You mean the candle thingy?
00:03:18Yes, but please don't call it that in front of my parents.
00:03:21I think it's upstairs.
00:03:24Do you think they'll like me?
00:03:27Of course they will.
00:03:29They didn't see the video, did they?
00:03:31I don't need them bringing that up at dinner.
00:03:33My mom cannot know about that.
00:03:35I didn't show it to them.
00:03:36Or anyone else, for that matter.
00:03:38Listen, everything's going to be okay.
00:03:40They're going to get here.
00:03:41We'll have fun.
00:03:42It will be a fun time, okay?
00:03:44I hope so.
00:03:45They're just our parents, Holly.
00:03:47They don't control our lives anymore.
00:03:50By the way, what is this?
00:03:54Why do you have this?
00:03:57It's a decoration.
00:03:58I bought all of these decorations.
00:04:01I told you.
00:04:02No, this is not decoration.
00:04:04This is a toy that's meant to make sure kids behave.
00:04:07My parents used to put this thing out all the time.
00:04:09Babe, it's just a toy elf, okay?
00:04:12Why don't you leave the decorating to me, okay?
00:04:15Are you sure you don't need any help?
00:04:17No, I don't.
00:04:18Go get the food.
00:04:19It should be almost ready.
00:04:20Also, I need to take this down.
00:04:23Is that okay?
00:04:24What?
00:04:24Why?
00:04:25Babe, the decorations.
00:04:26I told you.
00:04:27My mom is...
00:04:28It needs to be perfect.
00:04:30Okay, fine.
00:04:32Can you at least call the plumber and make sure they come fix the bathroom?
00:04:35Oh, yeah.
00:04:36Yeah, okay.
00:04:36Okay.
00:04:36Fuck.
00:04:42All right.
00:05:10I'm off.
00:05:12I love you.
00:05:13Love you.
00:05:13Thank you, sir.
00:05:36Merry Christmas.
00:05:36Hey, Chris.
00:05:41Merry Christmas.
00:05:42Merry Christmas.
00:05:43Armin, my man.
00:05:43Happy Hanukkah.
00:05:48Good morning, Nick.
00:05:50Morning, Joy.
00:05:51Is the cake ready?
00:05:52Yeah, let me check.
00:05:53Cool, thanks.
00:05:58Hey, Ma.
00:06:00Yes, everyone's coming at six.
00:06:01What?
00:06:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:06:04Don't bring the cat.
00:06:05Why would you bring the cat?
00:06:07Ma, I'm pretty sure the cat doesn't...
00:06:09All right.
00:06:09One bale of cake with the strawberry center.
00:06:12It's gluten-free, right?
00:06:13I think so.
00:06:15Yeah, Ma.
00:06:17It's fine.
00:06:18I don't mind sleeping on the couch.
00:06:19You sleep in our bed.
00:06:22She can sleep on the day bed.
00:06:24Yeah, it's gluten-free.
00:06:26Yes.
00:06:27No, it's...
00:06:28You can use our bathroom.
00:06:29It's fine.
00:06:30That'll be $37.95.
00:06:35Yeah.
00:06:38I saw your girlfriend on TV, by the way.
00:06:44Uh, hey, hey, hey.
00:06:45Mom, I didn't let you go.
00:06:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:47No, no, no.
00:06:49I'll see you soon.
00:06:49All right, I love you.
00:06:50Bye.
00:06:50Bye.
00:06:50You saw Holly on TV?
00:06:54Yeah, she was on the news.
00:06:56Oh, yes.
00:06:57Oh, sorry.
00:07:00Well, um, I gotta go.
00:07:03Merry Christmas.
00:07:04Just got a last minute shopping.
00:07:07And, and, um, Happy New Year.
00:07:09And, uh, tell your dad, I said, hello.
00:07:12You forgot your card.
00:07:15Yes.
00:07:16Yes, I did.
00:07:16Well, um...
00:07:22She's just yelling after her.
00:07:37What a bitch.
00:07:38You're listening to K107.4 Holiday Classics, all December long.
00:07:45Do it.
00:07:49I know.
00:07:53Yes.
00:08:01Yes.
00:08:02Would you like it?
00:08:02Yes.
00:08:03Oh, you're listening to K107.5.
00:08:04Okay.
00:08:04Woo.
00:08:05Now, are you looking to find the sign in me?
00:08:05Yes, don't you?
00:08:06Yes.
00:08:07Okay.
00:08:08Yes.
00:08:09Yes, that's fine.
00:08:09Yes.
00:08:09Oh.
00:08:10Yes.
00:08:10Yes, that's fine.
00:08:10Yes, yes.
00:08:10I don't know.
00:08:11Yes, ma'am.
00:08:11The sign is right.
00:08:11Yes, sir.
00:08:12Mm, yes.
00:08:12Yes, yes.
00:08:12Yes!
00:08:13Yes, sir.
00:08:14Yes, sir.
00:08:14Oh.
00:08:44I don't know.
00:09:14I don't know.
00:09:44Why don't you watch where you're swinging that damn bell?
00:10:05God knows you do it every morning while some of us are trying to sleep.
00:10:08Oh, don't you have something more productive to be doing?
00:10:10Get away from me.
00:10:12I'll do it again, and I'll kill you.
00:10:15Congratulations, you just ruined my day.
00:10:43Oh, oh, oh.
00:11:13Oh, oh.
00:11:43Oh, oh, oh.
00:12:13Oh, oh.
00:12:43Oh, oh.
00:13:13Oh, yeah.
00:13:20Oh, oh, oh.
00:13:27Oh, oh, oh.
00:13:34Oh, oh, oh.
00:13:35Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:13:36Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:13:37Oh, oh.
00:13:38No, I know it's Christmas Eve.
00:13:40I have family coming over for dinner tonight.
00:13:42And they're staying the night.
00:13:44And this is the only bathroom on this floor.
00:13:46And now the second-level bathroom is leaking.
00:13:51Not you, too.
00:13:53I'm not actually going to kill anybody.
00:13:55It's a figure of speech, genius.
00:13:57You know what? You know what?
00:13:59Merry goddamn Christmas.
00:14:08Why are you just swinging that damn bell?
00:14:10God knows you do it every morning while someone's trying to sleep.
00:14:14Oh, don't you have something more productive to be doing?
00:14:16Get away from me!
00:14:17Jesus Christ, I'll do it again, and I'll kill you.
00:14:20Congratulations, you just ruined my day.
00:14:25What?
00:14:26Is that how you greet your mother on Christmas Eve?
00:14:28Because I can hang up and we can try it again.
00:14:30I'm sorry, Mom. I thought you were someone else.
00:14:33What's going on?
00:14:35Just waiting for our bags.
00:14:37I wanted to know if you received something in the mail.
00:14:41Yeah, Mom. I got a lot of mail.
00:14:44Something from me, sweetheart.
00:14:47Context clues. Context clues.
00:14:55Yeah, I got the...
00:14:57The image.
00:14:59Oh, don't you love it?
00:15:01It's supposed to be a city.
00:15:04I just thought of taking online classes in graphic design.
00:15:10Oh, it's that one?
00:15:16It's a late engagement gift.
00:15:18Yeah, Mom. It's great.
00:15:20I've put it up in my office already.
00:15:23One of my clients said that he loved it.
00:15:26A man of taste.
00:15:35Let me let you go, honey.
00:15:36Your father pulled his back out again and...
00:15:38Yeah, okay.
00:15:39...help him with the bag.
00:15:40Okay.
00:15:40We'll be there soon.
00:15:41Love you.
00:15:42Bye.
00:15:43Bye.
00:15:44Bye.
00:16:05What a thief.
00:16:06Bye.
00:16:18Bye.
00:16:20I'll see you next week.
00:16:21Bye.
00:16:22Bye.
00:16:23Bye.
00:16:25Bye.
00:16:29Bye.
00:16:31Bye.
00:16:32Bye.
00:16:33Bye.
00:16:34Bye.
00:16:34Bye.
00:16:35Bye.
00:16:36um hi hi
00:16:53what's your name
00:16:57what what's your name i'm holly
00:17:03jesus
00:17:09merry christmas
00:17:12merry christmas
00:17:16well um jesus
00:17:18i know you've been out here all day and i was just
00:17:26would you like some hot chocolate or some water
00:17:28i have cookies too
00:17:35excuse me
00:17:38did you make these
00:17:53yeah i did
00:17:55yeah they're really good
00:17:56thank you
00:17:57and did you do all of this too
00:18:01yeah i um i have family coming over
00:18:05later so i just
00:18:07i wanted it to look nice
00:18:08oh that's exciting
00:18:11yeah
00:18:12when are they coming
00:18:13soon
00:18:16actually six
00:18:18um are you married
00:18:22no
00:18:23um but i just got engaged
00:18:26last week
00:18:27wow congratulations
00:18:29thank you
00:18:30um
00:18:31listen i uh
00:18:45i just wanted to
00:18:47apologize for snapping at you
00:18:50the other day
00:18:51it was rude
00:18:52and you didn't deserve it
00:18:54i was having a bad day
00:18:57and
00:18:58i'm sorry
00:19:00and i also didn't mean
00:19:04when i said
00:19:05when i said i was gonna
00:19:06kill you
00:19:07it
00:19:08of course not
00:19:11that's just a fear of speech
00:19:12exactly
00:19:13yeah
00:19:14well i accept your apology
00:19:18and i also appreciate it
00:19:20we all have bad days
00:19:21thank you
00:19:23but why did you
00:19:25i'm sorry
00:19:28why did you have a bad day
00:19:30it was just
00:19:34something at work
00:19:35well um
00:19:41i had a client
00:19:44that was
00:19:45venting
00:19:45about her marriage
00:19:46something about
00:19:48how her husband
00:19:49was doing really great
00:19:50on the job
00:19:51and he got promoted
00:19:52the same week
00:19:53she got laid off
00:19:54and she was just
00:19:56so angry
00:19:57i don't know
00:20:00i'm
00:20:00and other stuff
00:20:01about
00:20:01how they were able
00:20:03to put a down payment
00:20:04on a new house
00:20:05and
00:20:06how they were now
00:20:07able to try
00:20:08and conceive a baby
00:20:09and
00:20:09she was
00:20:12shaking
00:20:13she was
00:20:15digging her nails
00:20:16into the sofa
00:20:17and
00:20:18and her head was down
00:20:19and her foot was shaking
00:20:20she was so angry
00:20:22that her life was going
00:20:24exactly the way that she planned
00:20:26but it was of no thanks to her
00:20:27i don't know
00:20:30it just
00:20:30it just rubbed me the wrong way
00:20:33i see you got a lot of christmas cards
00:20:40that's very nice
00:20:41oh i
00:20:42those aren't really
00:20:43i should just
00:20:43wait hold on
00:20:45santa killer
00:20:45someone really sent you this
00:20:48yeah it's no big deal
00:20:50they don't really know me
00:20:51i'm so sorry
00:20:52i didn't mean for any of this to happen
00:20:54this is terrible
00:20:55no
00:20:55i mean you shouldn't apologize
00:20:57it's not your fault
00:20:58no but
00:20:59no one should be sending stuff like this
00:21:01especially on christmas
00:21:02like i said
00:21:03it's really no big deal
00:21:04they probably just saw me on the news
00:21:06okay how about this
00:21:08i'm gonna stop by the news station tomorrow
00:21:11and tell them to stop showing that video
00:21:12that's not right
00:21:13no no no
00:21:14you don't have to do that
00:21:16tomorrow's christmas
00:21:17you should just be
00:21:17enjoying a happy relaxing day
00:21:19with your family
00:21:20holly
00:21:20you can only be as happy
00:21:22as the person next to you
00:21:23i'll be here again tomorrow anyway
00:21:25i'll drop off a letter
00:21:26at the station on my way over
00:21:28wait
00:21:29you have to work tomorrow
00:21:31yes ma'am
00:21:32there's not a day in the year
00:21:34when people give more
00:21:35and it's not work
00:21:37i'm actually an architect
00:21:38i just volunteer
00:21:39it's fun
00:21:40the kids
00:21:42they think i'm the real santa
00:21:44okay
00:21:46thank you
00:21:47for everything
00:21:48you're a very nice lady
00:21:50you're welcome
00:21:52well
00:21:54you have guests coming soon
00:21:55i'll let you get back to it
00:21:56i'll show you out the door
00:21:58uh holly
00:22:08you need help with that
00:22:09oh
00:22:13yeah
00:22:14actually i can't reach it
00:22:16that would be great
00:22:18i can reach it
00:22:18no problem
00:22:19is it crooked
00:22:34no
00:22:36actually
00:22:37that's
00:22:37perfect
00:22:38thank you
00:22:39of course
00:22:41oh my god
00:22:54what happened
00:22:56who is this
00:22:57jesus
00:22:57i didn't see him
00:22:58star
00:22:59are you okay
00:23:00he's bleeding
00:23:03it's okay
00:23:05it's okay
00:23:05we'll call the police
00:23:08and they'll send an ambulance
00:23:09and he's gonna be okay
00:23:10everything is gonna be fine
00:23:12you're right
00:23:13nick
00:23:19yeah
00:23:21we can't call the cops
00:23:23what
00:23:24we can't call the cops
00:23:26i think he's dead
00:23:29i think he's dead
00:23:36no no no
00:23:37you don't know that
00:23:38he could be sleeping
00:23:39nick
00:23:40that was a brass bell
00:23:41look at all this blood
00:23:43then why are we calling the police
00:23:44because they'll think i did it
00:23:46haven't you watched the news today
00:23:47i threatened him nick
00:23:49i threatened him
00:23:50nobody will think that
00:23:52nick
00:23:53the letters
00:23:53the text messages
00:23:54i haven't even checked facebook
00:23:56what do you suggest
00:23:59no
00:23:59i need to think
00:24:01um
00:24:02we
00:24:02we
00:24:03make it look like an accident
00:24:04we
00:24:05we cover it up
00:24:06you've seen dexter
00:24:07dexter
00:24:08honey
00:24:08what are you talking about
00:24:09i don't know okay
00:24:10i'm scared
00:24:11we just
00:24:12we just need to
00:24:13we need to think
00:24:14we need to
00:24:14we need to think
00:24:15we need to calm down
00:24:17and we need to
00:24:18take some time
00:24:19and think
00:24:20are we early
00:24:38no
00:24:39are you sure
00:24:40well what could they be doing in there
00:24:41they probably just want the place to look pretty
00:24:44no
00:24:51no
00:24:52i
00:24:52and
00:24:54right
00:24:55into
00:24:56there
00:24:57no
00:24:57no
00:24:59and
00:25:00can
00:25:01okay
00:25:04Oh, hi!
00:25:21You must be Nick's parents.
00:25:24Oh, hi.
00:25:24Pleasure to meet you.
00:25:25Yeah, you too.
00:25:26Did you knock?
00:25:27Yeah, but they're busy.
00:25:28Oh, nonsense.
00:25:29What are they doing in there?
00:25:34Oh, my God.
00:26:04Oh, my God.
00:26:35Don't be ridiculous.
00:26:37It's fine.
00:26:38It's fine.
00:26:39I'll be working out.
00:26:40Thanks, Nick.
00:26:42Good to meet you, buddy.
00:26:42Leave the little ones down there.
00:26:43Nice to meet you, too.
00:26:52Hi, Dad.
00:26:53Hi, Holly.
00:26:54How are you?
00:26:56You're feeling a little nervous.
00:26:57What's the matter?
00:26:58Nervous?
00:26:58You're so funny.
00:27:02Is everything okay?
00:27:03Yeah, yeah.
00:27:04Who wants wine?
00:27:06I'll have a glass.
00:27:06Okay, great.
00:27:16Hey, honey.
00:27:17I'm going to wash my hands.
00:27:18You can wash them in the kitchen sink.
00:27:21The downstairs bathroom is broken.
00:27:23Holly, this house is gorgeous.
00:27:27Look at these floors.
00:27:28Your kitchen.
00:27:30The tree.
00:27:31You should be very proud.
00:27:34Thanks, Mom.
00:27:35Mm-hmm.
00:27:59Here's the phone.
00:28:00Bye.
00:28:00Here's the phone.
00:28:01And y'all flew in from where?
00:28:10From Boston.
00:28:11Oh, I love Boston.
00:28:13That's a great city.
00:28:15And Holly mentioned you're from Texas?
00:28:17Yeah, just outside of Houston.
00:28:18Oh, how lovely.
00:28:20How was the flight?
00:28:22Well, your father was asleep before takeoff, and I just read my book, so, yeah, it went
00:28:27by pretty quickly.
00:28:28Ours was only two hours.
00:28:30It was great.
00:28:31Holly, sweetie, can you please give us a tour of the house?
00:28:36A what?
00:28:37A tour, honey, we haven't seen the place.
00:28:39Yeah, a tour, that'd be great.
00:28:42Oh, I was thinking that we could drink the wine, and I wanted to tell you how Nick proposed.
00:28:49Oh, okay.
00:28:51Yeah, okay, that'd be great.
00:28:54Yeah, I was thinking that you could drink the wine, and I wanted to drink the wine, and I wanted to drink the wine, and I wanted to drink the wine.
00:29:02Oh, okay.
00:29:03I'm trying to drink the wine, and I wanted to drink the wine, and I wanted to drink the wine.
00:29:08Thank you very much.
00:29:12Go to the next batch and get 100% bonus on your first batch.
00:29:42Explore the roof of the hotel.
00:29:44Yeah, he wanted to go up there even though it was shut down.
00:29:49So, somehow he figured out a way to get up there and it was so beautiful.
00:29:55You could see the city's skyline.
00:29:57You could see the ocean.
00:29:59So, while I'm taking all of this in, he gets down on one knee and he proposes.
00:30:07Oh, it was so beautiful.
00:30:09We stayed up there all night long. We didn't want to come down.
00:30:14Sorry, guys.
00:30:16Did you change?
00:30:17What? No, why would I change?
00:30:19Oh, I'm so happy.
00:30:21You're so romantic.
00:30:22Oh, thanks, Simone.
00:30:23Hey, why don't we eat?
00:30:24Yeah.
00:30:25I am hungry.
00:30:26It actually reminds me of the church I used to go to.
00:30:40Just for fun, Eve, humor me.
00:30:43Christmas at church. What do you envision?
00:30:45Well, not much. A priest and some prayers.
00:30:48Fair assumption, but I still have the same name burned into my memory.
00:30:53Southland Christian Church, run by Father Patrick.
00:30:57Anywhere around mid-December, he would walk in and be swallowed into a theatrical Christmas display that rivaled Broadway.
00:31:05Trees stretch higher than columns, tinsel around every pew, and stained glass shining red and green highlighting snowflakes that would dribble from the ceiling.
00:31:17Decorations I haven't seen the likes of until I stepped into this house.
00:31:21Yes, well done, Holly.
00:31:23Oh, thank you.
00:31:25These decorations were so impressive that even non-religious families would come and check out the wonderland.
00:31:32Every holiday was a sight to be seen.
00:31:34I'll never forget, Easter was the best.
00:31:37With a light show and ridiculous rock music, I'm surprised it didn't give half the audience a heart attack, to be honest.
00:31:44But as my family went year after year, I got more curious.
00:31:48I had to know why one of the most visceral experiences of my younger years happened in a place that most people complain about being dragged to.
00:31:58So I went up to Father Patrick, after the show, and I asked him,
00:32:03What's with all the theatrics?
00:32:05He looks at me and smiles, points across the way to my girlfriend and says,
00:32:11Because, Rudy, I have never seen that girl in this church before.
00:32:16But she'll be in here for Christmas.
00:32:18Was she?
00:32:20Yes, we broke up in July, but I saw her again in December. She brought her whole family.
00:32:28Well, I'd go to church if it was like that.
00:32:32And there's free wine.
00:32:37Speaking of which, I want to propose a toast.
00:32:42To the newly engaged.
00:32:45To the soon to be extended family.
00:32:49To this marvelous house and the much more marvelous decorations.
00:32:54Oh, and to Nicholas for his big photography sale.
00:32:59Where did you put the photo?
00:33:02Actually, we do, we have, um, actually, I think we, uh, we took it down.
00:33:09Where did you put it? Why would you take it down?
00:33:12Um, like, where'd you, where'd you put it?
00:33:17Um, I, I think it's in the closet.
00:33:22Actually, we, it's behind a lot of things that we probably shouldn't touch.
00:33:28What, what do you mean?
00:33:31I just don't think that we should move it.
00:33:35Nonsense.
00:33:36I want to see it. Which closet?
00:33:37Oh, it's, uh, right there.
00:33:40Oh, mom. Oh, mom, let, let me get it.
00:33:43I'm sure I can handle it.
00:33:45Dad.
00:33:46What?
00:33:47Never get it.
00:33:48Golly, babe, I'm, I'm sure it's fine.
00:33:54Joe, can you help me with this?
00:34:04What are you guys doing with this?
00:34:08Holly, uh, volunteers. For charity.
00:34:13That doesn't sound like Holly.
00:34:24Your bell is rusting.
00:34:32Did you lose a boot?
00:34:34Um, I, actually, you know, I was looking for that, but you could just, you could just leave that right there. Don't, don't.
00:34:41I'd say, uh, pretty big boot for your foot there, Sasquatch.
00:34:45No one cares, Joe.
00:34:47Is this it?
00:34:49This is lovely.
00:34:51Okay, hold on. You just take this down.
00:34:53This has to come down.
00:34:54Yeah.
00:34:55Yeah.
00:34:56Okay.
00:34:57All right, Joe, bring it up.
00:34:58Yep.
00:34:59Nice.
00:35:00Oh.
00:35:07Why is it so important?
00:35:09Because he sold it to an art gallery.
00:35:12Oh, very nice.
00:35:14If you don't mind me asking, Nick, how much does a photo usually sell for?
00:35:17Dad.
00:35:19What? I'm just curious. I work in the opposite of the arts. I know nothing about this kind of stuff.
00:35:24But, Nick, you just don't ask someone how much they make.
00:35:27Holly, I'm not asking him how much he makes. I'm just curious how much a photo could sell for.
00:35:32Dad, it's still not...
00:35:33$22,000.
00:35:34$22,000.
00:35:40$22,000 for a single photograph?
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:45That's incredible.
00:35:47Where did you take it?
00:35:48It's actually up on the roof. It's a picture of the skyline of the town at sunrise.
00:35:55I would definitely cheers to that.
00:35:57Cheers!
00:35:58Cheers!
00:36:04Oh.
00:36:05Um.
00:36:07Rudy.
00:36:08Honey.
00:36:09Would you go grab a bottle?
00:36:10Sure.
00:36:11No, no, no.
00:36:12I got that.
00:36:13Don't worry about it.
00:36:14You know, Holly didn't always want to be a psychiatrist.
00:36:17She wanted to work in the arts as well.
00:36:19Mom, that's not true.
00:36:22Oh, please.
00:36:24You were always decorating your room, putting on little plays.
00:36:27You told us you wanted to design Broadway shows.
00:36:30Mom, I was like 12. That was never a real career goal for me.
00:36:35But it could have been.
00:36:36You spent so much time on it.
00:36:39You had those notebooks with the drawings.
00:36:42And remember the mannequins with the fabrics?
00:36:45You know, with a little bit of training in school, you could have gotten better.
00:36:49You could have done it.
00:36:51Look at him.
00:36:53He's selling pictures for thousands apiece.
00:36:56Mom, I'm just saying.
00:36:58I can see why you two get along so well.
00:37:02Mom, I love my job.
00:37:04I made the right decision.
00:37:06I didn't flush away any dreams I may have had.
00:37:09Well...
00:37:10Me too, Sunda.
00:37:11I don't know about flush away.
00:37:13But sure, honey.
00:37:14If that makes you happy.
00:37:28Whoa!
00:37:29Jesus!
00:37:30Oh, shit!
00:37:31Sorry, Chad.
00:37:32I'm so sorry.
00:37:33Are you trying to kill me?
00:37:34What?
00:37:35No!
00:37:36No, we're not trying to kill anyone.
00:37:37Holly, do you know where the recycling bin is?
00:37:39What?
00:37:40I was going to take all the bottles out to the recycling bin.
00:37:42Do you know where it is?
00:37:43Yeah, it's outside on the patio.
00:37:45Can you come show me?
00:37:46Sure!
00:37:47Is everything okay?
00:37:48Yeah, I'm just going to help him.
00:37:49You sure?
00:37:50Yeah, Dad.
00:37:51I'll be right back.
00:37:52I'll be right back.
00:38:22Come here.
00:38:23Come on.
00:38:24I'm coming.
00:38:25What are you doing?
00:38:26Did the plumber come and fix the bathroom?
00:38:27What?
00:38:28Is the downstairs bathroom fixed?
00:38:29No.
00:38:30But of course we paid to have it fixed.
00:38:31And not only does the downstairs bathroom not work, but now the second floor bathroom leaks.
00:38:47Oh, and the plumber's an asshole.
00:38:49Why are we talking about this out here?
00:38:51Okay.
00:38:52Okay.
00:38:53Whatever.
00:38:54We're going to have to excuse ourselves, go upstairs, and move the body.
00:38:58What?
00:38:59That is a horrible idea.
00:39:00Why would we do that?
00:39:01He's in the bathtub.
00:39:02Nick.
00:39:03I had no other choice.
00:39:04I had no other option.
00:39:06It's going to take us forever to move him and clean it all up.
00:39:10They're going to hear us.
00:39:11Yes.
00:39:12Yes.
00:39:13We're on our fourth bottle of wine.
00:39:14At some point, somebody's going to have to pee.
00:39:16And if they can't use the bathroom down here-
00:39:18We'll just distract them.
00:39:19Holly, honey.
00:39:20Holly.
00:39:21Honey.
00:39:22Babe.
00:39:23There's a dead body in the bathtub.
00:39:25How are we going to distract somebody from that?
00:39:27I don't know.
00:39:28But don't you think that if we're gone for 30 minutes, someone's going to come looking
00:39:31for us to see what's wrong?
00:39:33Why would you put him in the bathroom?
00:39:34What else am I supposed to do?
00:39:35This wouldn't even be a problem if your parents weren't so nosy.
00:39:38I don't know.
00:39:39Maybe not in a room that old people use 30 times a day.
00:39:42Why are you arguing with me?
00:39:43Maybe because you put a dead guy in the guest bathroom when we have guests.
00:39:47You're the one who brought him in the house.
00:39:49You're the one who knocked him over and killed him.
00:39:52I did not kill him.
00:39:53The belt killed him.
00:39:54And you're the reason why we can't go to the police.
00:39:56No, no, no.
00:39:57The reason we can't go to the police is because of the idiot who filmed the video.
00:40:00Jesus even said, I'm a nice person.
00:40:02Who's Jesus?
00:40:03The dead guy in the bathroom.
00:40:05Whatever.
00:40:06Point is, we have to go upstairs and move him.
00:40:08Absolutely not.
00:40:09We're not touching anything until they leave and we come up with a plan.
00:40:13We're just going to have to tell them that everyone's going to have to use the master bathroom, okay?
00:40:18They won't go in there if we ask them not to.
00:40:20They won't.
00:40:21Come on.
00:40:22Okay.
00:40:23Okay.
00:40:24Okay.
00:40:25Fine.
00:40:26Fine.
00:40:27Fine.
00:40:33Fine.
00:40:34Fine.
00:40:35Fine.
00:40:36Fine.
00:40:37Fine.
00:40:38Fine.
00:40:39Fine.
00:40:40Fine.
00:40:41Fine.
00:40:42Fine.
00:40:43Well, Rudy is an accountant.
00:40:44So obviously that's a nine-to-five job for many years until he started his own firm.
00:40:51Then it got to be more flexible.
00:40:53But you know, my hours are just all over the place.
00:40:56I pretty much survive on no sleep.
00:40:58What do you do?
00:40:59I'm a doctor.
00:41:00I do a lot of ER work and also some scheduled surgeries.
00:41:05So interesting. What drew you to that career?
00:41:08Well, when I was young, I developed a gluten allergy.
00:41:13And it just seemed like it took so long for any of the doctors to diagnose me.
00:41:17I mean, I was just so sick.
00:41:20And every doctor I went to just said,
00:41:23eat bland foods like toast and crackers and pasta.
00:41:28All of them with gluten.
00:41:30And then when they found out, I thought,
00:41:33now, there's some dumb doctors out there.
00:41:37How about I try to be a smart one?
00:41:42Oh, and by the way, we have a delicious gluten-free cake, Ma.
00:41:45You're going to love it. I promise you this place makes the best cakes.
00:41:49Oh, that cake sounds great.
00:41:52Because, you know, on our wedding night,
00:41:55I didn't get a chance to eat any of the cake.
00:41:58It had gluten.
00:42:00That's because I was in charge of ordering it.
00:42:05That's all right, baby, I'm in.
00:42:11Janu, this is over three hours.
00:42:13If you win with one expert, you'll give me a new one, right?
00:42:16Ah.
00:42:17Ah.
00:42:18Yes, sir.
00:42:19Oh, that's because I won't be a good one.
00:42:20Ah!
00:42:21Ah!
00:42:22Ah!
00:42:23Ah!
00:42:24Ah!
00:42:25Ah!
00:42:26Ah!
00:42:27Ah!
00:42:28Ah!
00:42:30Ah!
00:42:31Ah!
00:42:33Ah!
00:42:34Ah!
00:42:35Ah!
00:42:36Ah!
00:42:37Ah!
00:42:38Ah!
00:42:39Ah!
00:42:40What do you two guys do?
00:42:49Well, I used to be the buyer for Macy's Women's Summer Catalog, but I retired once Holly went
00:42:54off to college.
00:42:56Well, that makes perfect sense, because you were just so fashionable to establish.
00:43:03Holly, can you pass me the knife?
00:43:05Oh, I got it.
00:43:08You know, I really do enjoy retirement.
00:43:13I have more time for hobbies, vacations.
00:43:16It's great.
00:43:18What do you do, Joe?
00:43:20I work in the Sheriff's Department.
00:43:27You're a cop?
00:43:29Yeah.
00:43:30Oh, you know, that's, that's, that's, Holly, that's, you didn't tell me that.
00:43:35I told you he worked in the government.
00:43:37You know, that's just not, not what I, what I thought that meant.
00:43:42Well, it's not like I'm out there pulling people over for speeding.
00:43:45I work on some of the, the tougher cases, the manslaughter, homicides.
00:43:49I'm not quite a detective, but I work very closely with the detectives.
00:43:53You know, that's, that's, that's, that's great.
00:43:58Great.
00:43:58You know, I gotta, I gotta go do some upstairs something.
00:44:01Um, but just save me a piece of cake.
00:44:03Um, what do you have to do, Nick?
00:44:05I have to go clean something up.
00:44:09Well, can't that wait till later?
00:44:11Nope.
00:44:12Well, I don't know what's wrong, but he's acting a little bit strange tonight.
00:44:23Maybe I have to change his shirt again.
00:44:25Anybody want more water?
00:44:50Is he taking a shower?
00:45:20Um, you know what?
00:45:32Where is the music?
00:45:34Okay, okay.
00:45:54Uh, I'll be right back.
00:45:57Come here.
00:46:10Oh, what fun it is to ride.
00:46:37Where's the band?
00:46:46Where's the band?
00:46:49Oh, oh, what fun it is.
00:46:53Oh, oh, oh.
00:46:57Oh, oh, oh.
00:47:01Oh, oh.
00:47:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:47:37We drove away, oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
00:47:45Oh, what fun it is to ride a white horse, home insane.
00:47:53You said the bathroom down here is broke.
00:48:00Do you have one that works?
00:48:02Yeah.
00:48:03Yeah, so the second floor bathroom is also broken, so everyone's going to have to use the master bathroom.
00:48:12Honey, two of your bathrooms are broken?
00:48:16Yeah, we were supposed to get it fixed, but there was a problem with the plumber.
00:48:20It's just that you have guests.
00:48:24I know, Mom.
00:48:26Can you just point me in the direction of a bathroom that works?
00:48:29Yeah.
00:48:33So, the master bathroom is actually on the third floor.
00:48:41Hey, honey, which one of these is the bathroom?
00:48:43Is it this one?
00:48:44Oh, that one's broken, Dad.
00:48:46Oh, it's broken?
00:48:47Yeah.
00:48:47What do you mean, broken?
00:48:49Uh, the toilet doesn't flush.
00:48:51How long has it been like that?
00:48:53Two days, maybe?
00:48:55Is it a faulty flush valve, or...?
00:48:58I don't...
00:48:59I don't know.
00:49:00Well, why don't you let me take a look at it?
00:49:02I really don't want to go up another set of stairs.
00:49:04You know how my back gets.
00:49:05No, no, Dad, I wouldn't.
00:49:07What?
00:49:07Um, I just don't want you to mess with it and make it even worse.
00:49:12Holly, your old man knows how to fix a toilet, honey.
00:49:15But, Dad, don't.
00:49:16Why not?
00:49:18Um...
00:49:18Oh, hey, guys, I was, um, just cleaning.
00:49:27Yeah, okay, if it makes you so uncomfortable, uh, I guess I can use the one upstairs.
00:49:34Um, you know what?
00:49:37Um, I wouldn't want you to hurt your back, so you can just try fixing this one here.
00:49:46Um, well, uh, the one downstairs.
00:49:47Or the one downstairs.
00:49:50That one is really broken.
00:49:53And, you know what?
00:49:54This one is messy.
00:49:55I wouldn't want you to...
00:49:56Holly, I'm not your mother, all right?
00:49:57I don't care about a little mess.
00:49:59No, Dad, I need to tell you something.
00:50:03What?
00:50:06Uh, I need to tell you something downstairs.
00:50:12Okay.
00:50:13Well, give me a minute in here.
00:50:14Let me take a look at it, I'll do my business, and then I'll meet you downstairs.
00:50:18No, I need to tell you right now.
00:50:20Okay, what?
00:50:21What is it?
00:50:25Um, Nick has cancer.
00:50:28What?
00:50:28No, I don't have cancer.
00:50:30But we don't know for sure.
00:50:32I'm, like, 90% sure that I don't have cancer.
00:50:35But there's still a chance.
00:50:36There's, like, a 10% chance.
00:50:39Okay, that's, uh...
00:50:41I'm really sorry to hear that, Nick.
00:50:43I, uh...
00:50:44Can we talk about this after?
00:50:46Because, uh, right now I just need to, uh...
00:50:48No, Dad, don't...
00:50:49Holly, a little space, please.
00:50:52Please.
00:50:52It seems to be working fine.
00:51:08Holly!
00:51:09Honey, is everything all right?
00:51:11Yeah, Mom.
00:51:14What are you guys doing in here?
00:51:16Uh, Dad just fixed the toilet.
00:51:19Oh, wonderful.
00:51:20Well, it wasn't actually broken, so...
00:51:23Nick!
00:51:24Yama!
00:51:25Nicholas!
00:51:27Nicholas!
00:51:28Yama!
00:51:29Nah, you...
00:51:30You having a tour up there?
00:51:32Oh, no, no, no, no, no one's getting a tour.
00:51:34Holly's dad just needed to use the bathroom.
00:51:36Eve and I already went up to that.
00:51:37I don't want us to be the only one not getting a tour now.
00:51:39No, Mom, no one's getting a tour.
00:51:41Why not?
00:51:43Don't you want to see the rest of the house?
00:51:46I'm talking to.
00:51:47Well, I don't want you to die,
00:51:49so go ahead.
00:51:50I'm going to sit here and turn on the TV.
00:51:53I should have expected that.
00:51:55Mom, no, no, no, no, stay down here.
00:51:57Stay down here.
00:51:57Don't, don't.
00:51:58There's nobody in there.
00:51:59Just, what?
00:51:59Let me...
00:52:00Come back.
00:52:00Just come back down.
00:52:01Just...
00:52:01Come back down.
00:52:02What is it?
00:52:17My name is Allison.
00:52:19This is Harry Jarvis.
00:52:19We're from the Morning Chronicle.
00:52:20Oh, there you are.
00:52:24Oh, my God.
00:52:25This place is brave.
00:52:27I like the bathroom.
00:52:29Oh, so time for the tour?
00:52:31A tour.
00:52:31Now?
00:52:32Yes, honey.
00:52:32I want the tour.
00:52:33Why would we wait?
00:52:35Mary, let's look around.
00:52:36Okay.
00:52:37Did we tell you to come up here?
00:52:39Oh, I love this day.
00:52:43Hey, so this floor is the guest room and guest bath with an office.
00:52:52Is this the master upstairs?
00:52:53It has to be.
00:52:54Let's go.
00:52:55Oh, let's go.
00:52:56Okay.
00:52:56Wait, wait, wait.
00:52:58I'm going to use the bathroom and I'll be right up.
00:53:00Oh, Dad, just hurry up.
00:53:04Nick, are you coming?
00:53:10Don't mind me, Dad.
00:53:11Just do a little housekeeper.
00:53:13Good morning, everyone.
00:53:16Good morning, baby.
00:53:24Wow.
00:53:25Oh, no.
00:53:26It's amazing.
00:53:28I love this.
00:53:34This is wonderful.
00:53:36See the little tree.
00:53:37Oh, my God.
00:53:38This is so sweet.
00:53:39Oh, my God.
00:53:40Oh, my God.
00:53:41Did you see it?
00:53:41Hey, do you want to look around?
00:53:43Oh, um...
00:53:44Yeah, sure.
00:53:44Go ahead.
00:53:44Oh, really?
00:53:45Yeah.
00:53:45Yeah.
00:53:46Okay.
00:53:46Okay.
00:53:47This bedroom is lovely.
00:53:49Did you decorate it yourself?
00:53:50Yeah, I did.
00:53:52Oh, what a cute dresser.
00:53:55Pottery barn?
00:53:57Neiman Marcus?
00:53:57It's an Ikea.
00:53:58It's an Ikea.
00:53:59Oh, you're going for that whole minimalistic lifestyle.
00:54:03I saw a documentary about that.
00:54:07I'm not really going for anything, Mom.
00:54:08Did you change the color of the walls when you guys moved in?
00:54:12No.
00:54:13Oh, yeah, I see that.
00:54:15Oh, okay.
00:54:16Um, are you going to add some rugs?
00:54:19Oh, some matching curtains?
00:54:22No, I...
00:54:24It didn't really cross my mind.
00:54:25Oh, honey.
00:54:27You know, I really wish we could have seen the place before I bought your Christmas gift.
00:54:32I could have really helped you out with this.
00:54:34Holly, I know you have some trouble with this kind of thing.
00:54:37Mom.
00:54:38What?
00:54:38Can you stop doing that?
00:54:40I'm not a kid.
00:54:41Oh, don't be so dramatic.
00:54:42I'm not doing anything.
00:54:43I'm just trying to help you start your future.
00:54:46Look, dear.
00:54:47Now, people only respect you as much as you respect yourself.
00:54:52Now, you might not realize the gravity of that just yet, but one day you will.
00:54:59Now, it's Christmas and you have guests.
00:55:03Don't make that face.
00:55:05Now, let's go see this bathroom.
00:55:10Oh, no, this is beautiful.
00:55:14Oh, look at the bedroom.
00:55:16What's in here?
00:55:18Oh, look at all these windows.
00:55:21Beautiful.
00:55:23What is this?
00:55:24What is this?
00:55:25What is this?
00:55:26Look at the bedroom.
00:55:27Look at the bedroom.
00:55:28This is just so beautiful.
00:55:32Hey, that looks like hot.
00:55:34Now, I know you do it every morning while some of us are trying to sleep.
00:55:37Oh, don't you have something more for something to be doing?
00:55:40Get away from me.
00:55:41Huh?
00:55:42Yes, what is it?
00:55:43Huh?
00:55:45Nothing in here.
00:55:46I can't do it.
00:55:47I can't do it.
00:56:00I can't do it every morning while some of us are trying to sleep.
00:57:36Holly White, you lied to me.
00:57:53You told me this was up on display in your office.
00:57:58Hey, Ma, so how was the tour?
00:58:27Oh, ma'am, I'm so, so happy, Nicholas.
00:58:33And that bedroom, it's a star ship.
00:58:39That cake was delicious.
00:58:43I think I'm going to finish it.
00:58:45And then I think, yeah, it's going to be time for beer.
00:58:48That sounds like a great plan.
00:58:50Well, I'm going to bed.
00:59:16I guess we'll see you in the morning.
00:59:17Good night.
00:59:18Good night, hon.
00:59:20Hey, Merry Christmas.
00:59:21Good night, guys.
00:59:21Good night.
00:59:23Where's the house?
00:59:25Where's the house?
00:59:29Wait, you don't have to.
00:59:33You two guys can sleep in your own bed.
00:59:42Because I don't want to check upstairs, but you can sleep in the bed upstairs.
00:59:46Oh, Nicholas, you have an advent read.
00:59:53I didn't see that before.
00:59:55I'm so proud of you, Nicholas.
00:59:59Okay, well, I'm going up then.
01:00:01No, no, no.
01:00:15No, no, no.
01:00:23Oh, my God.
01:00:53Nice call.
01:01:07Thanks.
01:01:09We're going to have to move him.
01:01:11Nick!
01:01:12I feel like they know.
01:01:15As long as he's in the house, we're not going to feel safe.
01:01:18What makes you think that?
01:01:21I think your dad saw the blood in the bathroom.
01:01:23No, he would have asked us if he did.
01:01:26No.
01:01:27Look, he's your dad.
01:01:29He would do anything to protect you.
01:01:31I just met him a couple hours ago.
01:01:32I think I'm a psychopath.
01:01:37Okay, well, what are you thinking?
01:01:39We wait an hour or two.
01:01:47When everyone's asleep, we move him to the trunk of my car and I drive him out to the coast and you stay here.
01:01:54I'll get rid of him and they'll never have to worry about it again.
01:02:03Can't we just wait till they leave?
01:02:04No.
01:02:06They're here for, what, another day or two?
01:02:08Who's to say they won't come up here snooping around again?
01:02:11Right?
01:02:11At least if he's gone and your dad suspects anything, there's no evidence.
01:02:14Okay, fine.
01:02:17But we're not waiting for just two hours.
01:02:20My dad stays awake way too long for that.
01:02:22We're waiting for.
01:02:25Okay.
01:02:26Fine.
01:02:27Fine.
01:02:28Fine.
01:02:28Fine.
01:02:29Fine.
01:02:30Fine.
01:02:31Fine.
01:02:32Fine.
01:02:33Fine.
01:02:34Fine.
01:02:35Fine.
01:02:36Fine.
01:02:37Fine.
01:02:38Fine.
01:02:39Fine.
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01:02:41Fine.
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01:02:48Fine.
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01:02:51Fine.
01:02:52Fine.
01:02:53Fine.
01:02:54Fine.
01:02:55Fine.
01:02:56Fine.
01:02:57To be continued...
01:03:27Here we go.
01:03:57I'm coming.
01:03:59I'm coming.
01:04:11I'm coming.
01:04:21It's okay, hold me.
01:04:23Okay, hold on.
01:04:27I'm coming.
01:04:45Nicholas?
01:04:53Hey Mo.
01:04:55What are you doing awake?
01:04:56Um, I just came to get some water but I see that you're doing something so I'm gonna...
01:05:00No, no, it's okay. This is for your dad.
01:05:02Oh, okay. Well, I'm gonna head back up.
01:05:05Don't you want your water?
01:05:07Um, no, actually I'm kind of tired so...
01:05:11I'm gonna go back to sleep.
01:05:14Why do you have on shoes?
01:05:16Oh, um, my feet were...
01:05:27Cold.
01:05:28I'm gonna go back up, Mo. Good night. I'll see you in the morning. Get some, get some rest, okay?
01:05:33Okay, come on.
01:05:34Okay, come on.
01:05:35Okay, come on.
01:05:36All right.
01:05:37All right.
01:05:38All right. Get off.
01:05:39Shh.
01:05:44Okay? Okay.
01:05:45Okay, go.
01:05:52Huh.
01:05:53What are you guys doing?
01:05:55Um...
01:05:56Shh.
01:05:57Surprise.
01:05:58Surprise me.
01:05:59Dad, it's for tomorrow.
01:06:02Something really weird's been going on.
01:06:04What?
01:06:05Nothing weird is going on.
01:06:07It's just a surprise.
01:06:08Nick.
01:06:09Don't lie to me.
01:06:11Dad, we're not lying, okay?
01:06:13We're nervous, right?
01:06:15We're getting married.
01:06:16We've never met each other's families before.
01:06:19Wouldn't you be nervous?
01:06:23Nothing weird is going on, Dad.
01:06:25We're just preparing a surprise for tomorrow.
01:06:28It's Christmas.
01:06:31Okay.
01:06:33We'll see.
01:06:34Yeah.
01:06:35Surprise.
01:06:36Surprise.
01:06:37Tomorrow.
01:06:38Yeah.
01:06:39Good night.
01:06:40Night, Dad.
01:06:41Good night.
01:06:46Yes.
01:06:50Old neck.
01:06:51What is that?
01:06:52Dad, shh.
01:06:53Go back to sleep.
01:06:54There's nothing.
01:06:55It's just a surprise.
01:06:57Oh.
01:06:58Okay.
01:07:06What do we do?
01:07:08I don't know.
01:07:09I don't know.
01:07:10We put a neck in the trunk.
01:07:11We leave them in there and we lock it.
01:07:14No, there's no latch.
01:07:26Oh my god, Nick.
01:07:27Nick, your photo.
01:07:29What about it?
01:07:30We put them on the roof.
01:07:31We have roof access, right?
01:07:32We can just leave them up there until they're gone.
01:07:35I would have thought about that, but I tried.
01:07:38We gotta go through the attic and I couldn't lift them by myself.
01:07:40Babe, but you didn't try it with me.
01:07:42No?
01:07:43I don't know.
01:07:44Yeah.
01:07:45I'm kidding.
01:07:46I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
01:07:47Oh, my God.
01:08:17Do you think we're going to jail?
01:08:38I don't know.
01:08:40I mean, we could always run away.
01:08:42I don't think our parents are going to find him up here.
01:08:48Yeah.
01:08:53Yeah.
01:08:56You think we could leave him up here?
01:08:58Yeah, we could for a little while, but...
01:09:02Eventually, someone's going to come looking for him.
01:09:07Yeah.
01:09:12We should just take all of our cash and just leave.
01:09:17Where do you want to go?
01:09:21We could go back to the south of France.
01:09:23Oh.
01:09:24Get a little house on that hill overlooking the ocean.
01:09:28Yeah.
01:09:30We could retire early.
01:09:34And do nothing but sip espresso and people watch.
01:09:39And go lay out on the beach and just soak up all the sun.
01:09:42Yeah.
01:09:42Yeah, that sounds like the life.
01:09:51We can't afford that.
01:09:55I know.
01:10:00Well, no matter what happens, I love you.
01:10:05I love you, too.
01:10:10Come here.
01:10:19Nice call.
01:10:20Moving the body.
01:10:21You saved us.
01:10:22No, you...
01:10:23You saved us by getting your dad off my back.
01:10:28Well,
01:10:29on the bright side,
01:10:31I think our parents like each other.
01:10:35Who knew?
01:10:37Who knew?
01:10:38Who knew?
01:11:05Who knew?
01:11:06Who knew?
01:11:23Oh.
01:11:26Oh.
01:11:27Oh.
01:11:27Oh.
01:11:27Oh.
01:11:27Oh.
01:11:32Oh.
01:11:33Oh.
01:11:34Hold yourself.
01:11:34Merry Christmas.
01:11:47Merry Christmas.
01:11:53Can I ask you something?
01:11:58You're really religious, aren't you?
01:12:01What do you mean?
01:12:02I mean, you never told me that you were, but your parents are here talking about the church
01:12:09that you used to go to and the candle thingy, the picture of the cathedral.
01:12:17I wish we could get married there.
01:12:23Look, I'm not really religious, but I don't want you to feel ashamed.
01:12:28Do you even think we'll be able to get married?
01:12:36I mean, it could be something small.
01:12:38Just the two of us and the minister.
01:12:43And then we can turn ourselves in?
01:12:45And then we can turn ourselves in.
01:12:54You know, I'm so happy that you're the person I'm married.
01:13:00Me too.
01:13:05You did that.
01:13:06You know, I'm so happy that you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the person you're the
01:13:36Merry Christmas.
01:13:43Is he going to be okay?
01:14:00He has a pulse.
01:14:02He's going to need some stitches, but he'll be okay.
01:14:04I checked for a pulse, but I guess I did it wrong.
01:14:10Well, this certainly is a surprise.
01:14:14I told you something weird was going on.
01:14:18Dad.
01:14:20Holly, I don't want to hear it.
01:14:22And Nick, you two are in a lot of trouble, okay?
01:14:26You realize he's probably going to call the police, press charges.
01:14:29I know I would.
01:14:30Holly, dear, you invited a random street man into the house while Nick was gone?
01:14:39Mom, his name is Jesus.
01:14:42He's not a street man.
01:14:43He's an architect that volunteers during the holidays.
01:14:47I'm just saying, you shouldn't invite every Santa Claus from the mall into your home for milk and cookies.
01:14:58Mom.
01:14:58You can't be behaving like this.
01:15:01You're adults for crying out loud.
01:15:03You two are grounded.
01:15:06What do you mean grounded?
01:15:07He means you should be punished.
01:15:11We're not kids anymore, Mom.
01:15:15You're acting like kids.
01:15:19This man has a life.
01:15:24He has a family wondering where he is on Christmas morning.
01:15:29All life is sacred.
01:15:34Nicholas, you know that.
01:15:40It's okay.
01:15:41It's okay.
01:15:42You need to rest.
01:15:43It's okay.
01:15:46It's okay.
01:15:47It's okay.
01:15:48I'm a doctor.
01:15:50Where am I?
01:15:52Hey.
01:15:54Hey, it's me, Holly.
01:15:56We met the other day.
01:15:58I invited you here for...
01:16:00Cookies.
01:16:02Yeah.
01:16:05Yeah.
01:16:07Um, you're still here, actually.
01:16:11Um, there was a really bad accident and a misunderstanding.
01:16:18What time is it?
01:16:20Um, 6.30 in the morning.
01:16:26Oh.
01:16:27Merry Christmas.
01:16:29Merry Christmas.
01:16:32Listen, um, Jesus, um, we hurt you really, really badly.
01:16:38On accident.
01:16:40Um, we thought you were dead.
01:16:43And we didn't know what to do.
01:16:44We panicked.
01:16:46And everybody in town's angry at Holly for the video.
01:16:48And we're sorry.
01:16:51Wait.
01:16:52It's 6.30?
01:16:53Um, yeah.
01:16:57I want to go see my daughter before I start my shift.
01:17:00Honey, no.
01:17:00No, no, no.
01:17:01Honey, honey, no.
01:17:02No, no, no, no, no.
01:17:03Shift?
01:17:05You need stitches and some rest.
01:17:08And if you want to press charges for what we did to you, I think it's...
01:17:11We're...
01:17:12I'm...
01:17:13I'm really glad you're going to be okay.
01:17:15Well, of course, I would press charges.
01:17:27But it's Christmas.
01:17:29And I want to have a happy day.
01:17:32And if you're not all happy, how can I be?
01:17:36So you're not going to call the police?
01:17:41There's not a day in the year when people give more.
01:17:47Can I just do my shift and get the stitches after?
01:17:51There are always short stuff on Christmas and...
01:17:54Oh.
01:17:56Shoot.
01:17:58I'm going to need a new costume.
01:17:59They'll replace it with a brand new one.
01:18:04Real fur, too.
01:18:09And they'll pay for your stitches.
01:18:12And any other related medical expenses.
01:18:21Also,
01:18:23will you and your daughter like to join us for dinner tonight?
01:18:26I'm making my casserole and I can make some extra.
01:18:32But we were supposed to go over to my brother's house after my shift.
01:18:37Your shift?
01:18:38Don't worry about your shift, okay?
01:18:41I think I know someone that can cover it.
01:18:50Merry Christmas!
01:18:52Merry...
01:18:52Happy...
01:18:52Happy...
01:18:54Okay.
01:18:55Babe, I don't...
01:18:56Huh?
01:18:58Maybe I should go inside.
01:18:59Maybe it's me.
01:19:00Okay, well then go inside.
01:19:02Hey, but we should...
01:19:03Merry Christmas!
01:19:03Merry Christmas!
01:19:06Happy holidays!
01:19:09We need money, guys!
01:19:11Yeah, we do.
01:19:13A lot.
01:19:14Yeah.
01:19:14This is your parents' fault.
01:19:16It is not.
01:19:17This is your parents' fault.
01:19:22Merry...
01:19:22Oh, come on!
01:19:23Hey, hey.
01:19:24Relax.
01:19:25Relax.
01:19:26Merry Christmas.
01:19:27Merry Christmas.
01:19:28Merry Christmas.
01:19:28We gotta pay for our almost murder.
01:19:29I'm not paying for anything.
01:19:31You're the one that did it.
01:19:32I did not.
01:19:32Yes, you did.
01:19:33Did not!
01:19:33It's your fault.
01:19:34You let him in the house.
01:19:35You shut it!
01:19:36I'm going to go get you a cake.
01:19:37Oh, Joseph White.
01:19:58This bag is beautiful.
01:20:01Well, you did send me the link to buy.
01:20:02Oh, I know.
01:20:09Whatever.
01:20:10I can't wait to marry you.
01:20:11I can't wait to marry you.
01:20:13I can't wait to marry you.
01:20:17It was almost ready, guys.
01:20:19Can we have a museum?
01:20:20Absolutely.
01:20:21It's no delicious.
01:20:23Why don't we take a look at the house first?
01:20:25Oh, come on.
01:20:26Ha, ha, ha.
01:20:27It's real funny, man.
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