00:00Surprise!
00:07Is that McDonald's?
00:14No, I'm pregnant. It's yours.
00:17Get out of here.
00:19What?
00:20Your wife?
00:21Are you serious?
00:22How could you?
00:24Don't say a word,
00:26and I'll throw you out of here.
00:28Hey, what's going on here?
00:30Hey, leave her alone, jerk!
00:33I'll throw you out of here!
00:35Stop!
00:37Kick your head to him!
00:39I'm just trying to help you!
00:40By hurting the person I love?
00:42Get lost, youth! It's none of your business.
00:45Whatever.
00:46Just have a nice day.
00:47Jesus.
00:49Are you okay?
00:51Shh!
00:52Do you want me to show you the exit?
00:58Uh...
01:15Bad day?
01:16Hmm?
01:17Sort of.
01:18Me too.
01:19I got fired from my job.
01:22So...
01:23How about getting wasted?
01:26I didn't know you at all.
01:28Don't worry, I'm gay.
01:30You are?
01:32No.
01:34But I won't touch you, I swear.
01:37I'm into...
01:39Ugly girls.
01:41Faye.
01:42Edward.
01:43I was moving in with my boyfriend, but it turned out he had a wife.
02:00And he wasn't happy about my pregnancy either.
02:04What a jerk.
02:08If I had seen him, I would have punched him in the face.
02:25Surprise!
02:26I'm Lydia Kressley.
02:27And I...
02:28And this is my husband, Carson.
02:29We're your new neighbors.
02:30So here's a housewarming gift for you.
02:33Oh, it's good.
02:34Wow, what a nice apartment.
02:36Carson, put the salad on the table.
02:39Yeah.
02:43Oh, my God.
02:45Butterfingers, don't worry, he'll clean that right up, won't you, Carson?
02:49Can you believe that I've been married to him for 15 years?
02:53Ugh.
02:54Anyway, so you two are a couple as well?
02:56Oh, no, no.
02:57My boyfriend dumped me.
02:58Pregnant.
02:59Oh, my goodness, why would he do that?
03:02Oh, it turns out he had a wife.
03:06Carson!
03:07What?
03:09Anyway, darling, you should tell the wife immediately.
03:12Oh, yes?
03:14Do you think so?
03:15Absolutely.
03:17I don't know.
03:18Perhaps better get over it and start a new life.
03:22Yeah, that's a very good idea.
03:24Good freaking afternoon.
03:25Edward?
03:26Who's our guest?
03:27Uh, these are our neighbors, Lydia, Carson, and my friend Faith.
03:37Hi.
03:38Would you mind if I smash him in the face?
03:39What?
03:40What?
03:41What?
03:42What?
03:43Lydia, let's go home.
03:44Why?
03:45Oh, stay here.
03:46Stay with us.
03:47Tell your wife what you were doing in the hallway today.
03:49What were you doing in the hallway today?
03:51I'll explain everything.
03:52Just let's go home.
03:53Okay, now you're going to explain me everything.
04:04Anyway, if you let me punch him in the face, he wouldn't be sitting outside in tears.
04:09And where would I be?
04:12With me in the shower.
04:13Go to home.
04:15Let's drink to our meeting.
04:18I don't think Faith should drink.
04:20She hasn't eaten anything all day.
04:34Is everything okay?
04:35Everything is perfect, Edward.
04:41Bro, can I talk to you for a second?
04:45Sure.
04:46Yeah.
04:50I think we're vibing.
04:55Vibing?
04:56Right.
04:57So, can you give us some privacy?
04:58Just the two of us, please?
05:01Hmm.
05:02It's going to be three of you, and I'm not talking about myself.
05:07She's pregnant.
05:14So, what are we going to do with her now?
05:16Nothing.
05:18I'd like to feed her.
05:23Hear her out, help her.
05:26I wanted to watch the game together tonight.
05:30Well, now you're talking about game when you have no chance with her.
05:34You're a real knight, Jacob.
05:36Screw you, Edward.
05:37Do you, Edward?
05:54Lydia, Lydia, please.
05:56Lydia, we're married!
06:07Mind if I sit?
06:08Yeah.
06:09Damn it.
06:10What have I done?
06:11Well, you're a young mistress and made her pregnant.
06:13No.
06:14I've got a wife who never loved me.
06:16And Faye, you know?
06:17Faye, she's...
06:19She's incredible.
06:20You know?
06:21She cares about me, about my business, about my dreams, and...
06:22She saw me as a man.
06:23Oh, dude, I'm such an idiot.
06:24What?
06:25Fuck!
06:33Where are you going?
06:34You know, she care about me, about my business, about my dreams, and she saw me as a man.
06:45Dude, I'm such an idiot.
06:47What?
06:53Where are you going?
06:54Get some flowers.
06:59That was the best dinner of my whole life.
07:03Oh, it's the same here.
07:06I think yours is yet to come.
07:09I hope so.
07:12With you.
07:16Edward, I'm carrying another man's child, and I'm going to give birth to it.
07:26So, do you understand what I'm saying?
07:30Yeah, we're not going to fit in this apartment.
07:35That's what I'm saying.
07:39We'll move into a new one.
07:42But no.
07:43No, come on, man.
07:44Enough of the jewelry.
07:46You barely know me.
07:47I guess we have about five months to get to know each other.
07:56What the hell are you doing?
07:58Shut up.
07:59Hey.
07:59Get lost, man.
08:00Faye, you're a wonderful girl.
08:03Get involved with a total jerk.
08:04Oh, that's why she should be with me.
08:06No.
08:07You have to be with him.
08:10He's the best guy I've ever met.
08:12And you're probably the best girl.
08:15And I'm...
08:16And I'm leaving here.
08:20Wait, are you...
08:22Okay, dude, let's be honest.
08:23There's not much room for the three of us, so...
08:25You're a lucky guy.
08:29Take care of her.
08:30Take care of her.
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