00:00Please, arrest me. Please.
00:12Go to your masquerade ball, princess.
00:20No.
00:24You ask it for it?
00:30To the police station.
00:35Hey, man.
00:36While we're drinking a cheap coffee, they promised a million dollars for the missing princess.
00:46Yeah.
00:48With such money, I can forever forget about this damn job.
00:53Hello.
00:57I asked about cherry donut.
01:00Not a chocolate.
01:02Go and slap it.
01:04Really?
01:05Really.
01:06Right now.
01:07Right now.
01:09Okay.
01:16Are you a real princess?
01:19Yes.
01:21Please.
01:22Please.
01:23Wait me.
01:25But...
01:26Please.
01:29Oh, damn.
01:30Please.
01:31Please.
01:32Please.
01:33Please.
01:34Please.
01:35Please.
01:36Please.
01:37Please.
01:38Please.
01:39Please.
01:40Please.
01:42Welcome.
01:44Listen.
01:45Listen.
01:46I really want you to know that I am grateful to you for having me here and helping me.
01:56Sorry, I don't know your name.
01:57Stop.
01:58Tell me.
01:59Who is looking for you?
02:00Well...
02:01Probably the whole city.
02:05Can you help me?
02:06How?
02:08I mean...
02:09I'm just a cop.
02:10And you're...
02:11You're real princess.
02:18Quietly.
02:22I'll explain later.
02:23Oh.
02:24Just hide under the blanket.
02:26Sorry, what?
02:27Did you hear me?
02:28Hide under the blanket.
02:30I'm coming!
02:35I'm coming!
02:43Who's there?
02:44It's me.
02:46Hey!
02:47Hey!
02:48That's Larry, man!
02:49What?
02:50What?
02:51Stop!
02:52Just...
02:53Stop!
02:54Hey, I'm with the girlie.
02:55Yeah, okay, I see.
02:56I'm sorry.
02:57I completely forgot about my date.
03:00Who is she?
03:01Look, it's none of your business.
03:03Just...
03:04See you tomorrow.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Okay, tomorrow.
03:07Give me the car keys, please.
03:09Okay.
03:10Okay.
03:11No problem.
03:12Yeah?
03:13Um...
03:18Does your girlfriend wear a crown?
03:23Look, she's...
03:24She's some kind of...
03:26Beauty queen.
03:27Beauty queen.
03:28Yeah.
03:29Yeah.
03:30You're so lucky, man.
03:33Nice.
03:35What?
03:36Did you decide to get the money for the princess itself?
03:38At least stop it, prince!
03:39You have to share, partner!
03:41You have to share!
03:42Stop it, idiot.
03:44I don't want money for the princess.
03:47I want a princess...
03:49Herself.
03:51Wait, what?
03:52I've seen so little good in my damn life.
03:55But I will always remember spending the night...
03:58With the princess herself.
04:03You love me, princess!
04:05You hate me!
04:06I don't want a sketch on that.
04:09I don't want a sketch on that.
04:11So...
04:13You have a princess.
04:15And I have money, right?
04:18Deal.
04:19I'm keeping an eye on you here.
04:20I'll be back in the morning.
04:21Tic-tac, man.
04:22Tic-tac.
04:23Damn it!
04:25Did he leave?
04:26Yeah!
04:27He's watching and waiting for the moment you leave here.
04:29Well...
04:30Sorry.
04:31You wouldn't have a chance to escape.
04:33Well...
04:35...
04:36...
04:37...
04:38...
04:39...
04:40...
04:41...
04:42...
04:43...
04:44...
04:45...
04:46...
04:47...
04:48...
04:49...
04:50...
04:51...
04:52...
04:56Help me make the most of every second of my freedom.
05:00Sometimes I think you're not a princess, but just an escaped prisoner.
05:07I'm sorry, I didn't mean...
05:10I am a prisoner from childhood.
05:14You know, my father wants to marry me off to a man that I don't even love.
05:20And I, you know, I just want my ordinary life, with my ordinary dreams.
05:33So, you're as quickly as tired of fulfilling your dreams?
05:39Really?
05:40Yeah, why not?
05:45But for God's sake, can we please don't know of this abomination about the crying princess?
05:50This is not about the princess at all.
05:55Wait a minute.
05:58You don't know what's this?
06:00Do I have to?
06:02This is the best series in the world.
06:06Really?
06:06Yeah.
06:09Okay then, let's watch it.
06:11Well, no, your grace.
06:14No one wants friends in the dress.
06:17And we need pizza.
06:20Pizza?
06:22Yeah.
06:23Hold my phone.
06:24Oh, pizza.
06:26That's nice.
06:28I knew she would be taken from me soon.
06:31And lose her freedom.
06:33So I had to fulfill everything she asked for.
06:36Every whim, dream and desire.
06:38Give her everything.
06:40But with every passing hour, for some reason,
06:43I didn't want to let her go.
06:44Stop falling when I see the chance.
06:50Yeah!
06:51Woo!
06:53Oh my God, finally!
06:55Yeah.
06:56What are you doing?
07:04I kissed you like Rachel kissed Rose.
07:08Oh.
07:09My God, didn't you like it?
07:10No, that's not a point.
07:12It took them two whole seasons.
07:14But we have only known each other for one day.
07:17Oh, I understand now.
07:22Sorry, it just feels like this day is about to end.
07:30Oh, crap.
07:33Turn on the next episode.
07:35I'll be back soon.
07:35Hey, buddy.
07:47Have you done it once or twice?
07:50Okay.
07:51Okay, Charlotte, you can do it.
07:53Look, I've only got another case so far.
07:56But I need her real buddy.
07:58Can you bring us something strong?
08:00Maybe it will help her be more agreeable, hmm?
08:02For a million dollars, Dale.
08:05Good.
08:10So, what do we have here?
08:13So, that's what you needed me for.
08:18Okay.
08:20Come on.
08:21Whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:21Take it.
08:22What are you doing?
08:23I can explain everything.
08:24Explain what?
08:26You're just like everyone else, wanted to use me for your own purposes.
08:29Come on, take it.
08:30No, stop it.
08:31I don't have any power anymore.
08:33I would never use you.
08:34What do you want from me, then?
08:41I want to get money for you from your father.
08:45What?
08:45Sir?
08:55For you, it's your majesty.
08:57Oh.
08:58Where is she?
09:00Where are the money?
09:05Give the money to the poor policeman.
09:08So, where is my daughter?
09:20Where is my daughter?
09:20Was it really needed to have this circus?
09:32Actually, you would have come crawling back to me and begging for money, eventually.
09:37Therefore, whether you'd like it or not, you'll have to get married.
09:41Do you understand me?
09:43Please, come with me.
09:45I know, dad.
09:48I know.
09:48I know.
09:49And that is why I've already done it.
09:53Don't make me laugh.
10:01Who?
10:02Who could you marry in just a single night?
10:05Hmm?
10:05It was me, your honor.
10:11Majesty.
10:12Oh, I don't care.
10:13The main thing is that she has both money and a husband.
10:17So, kiss yourself and your majesty ass.
10:27Sorry.
10:31Your majesty.
10:32Charlotte.
10:33Charlotte!
10:34Come back here at once!
10:36Charlotte, you will regret this!
10:38So, we just need to do worse and you can start your new life.
10:47Don't rush.
10:51I guess we have eight more seasons of France ahead.
10:59I'll be.
11:03That moment, I understood that a princess could even fell in love with a guy with no money.
11:10So long as she knows that she is his most prized possession.
11:14I'm Noah and this is my truly royal love story.
11:20I'm Noah and this is my truly royal love story.
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