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00:00And the tour is called New Face, New Tour.
00:03I love it.
00:04You know, I've had a little work done.
00:05It looks amazing.
00:07It really does look amazing.
00:08Your third facelift.
00:09My third facelift.
00:10How are we feeling?
00:11And how does the third one compare to the first two?
00:13Does it get easier?
00:14The recovery experience?
00:15Was the first cut the deepest?
00:16Because this time I went to Kris Jenner's guy.
00:20You went to Steven Levine?
00:21Bowed down.
00:22Oh my God.
00:23You got the hundred...
00:24Hold on, hold on.
00:25Hear me out.
00:26I'm on the D-list.
00:27I admit it.
00:28Kris Jenner's last guy.
00:31You're like, I went to her gardener.
00:33Who's consistent with the D-list?
00:35Right here.
00:36I love it.
00:37But his name is...
00:38I got no discount, but I want to give him a shout out.
00:40Ben Talley.
00:41Okay.
00:42T-A-L-E-I.
00:44And he did Kris's last one.
00:47Although now I saw Kris recently at Paris Hilton's house.
00:50And Kris now looks younger than Kim.
00:52Oh my God.
00:53So Kim is probably pissed at her mother.
00:54I think Kylie's getting nervous too.
00:55Kylie looks 70.
00:57I mean, she looks great for 70.
00:59Right.
01:00But Kylie now looks 70.
01:01Kris looks 15.
01:02And Kim looks 16.
01:04Oh my God.
01:05Do you feel better after the third face lift?
01:07Are you glad you got it?
01:08I do.
01:09I'm so vain.
01:10I just...
01:11You know, cause we Zoom now all day.
01:12Yeah.
01:13And then I become upset.
01:14First of all, nobody cares what I look like.
01:15I'm a comedian.
01:16I tell jokes.
01:17But I can't help it.
01:18But you care.
01:19When you're a girl comic, all the comments are about how you look.
01:21It's all about how old I am.
01:23And haggard.
01:24And blah, blah, blah.
01:25And so after a while, you know, you look in the mirror one too many times.
01:29And then my good friend, name drop, see ya.
01:32Oh, she got a facelift.
01:33Hi.
01:34Yeah.
01:35She looks incredible.
01:36How hilarious is that?
01:37That she wears a backwards wig.
01:38I know, I know.
01:39I just like-
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