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[Completed] My Cold CEO Is My Baby's Dad
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00:00:01Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:06The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:10A dead end? You mean nothing at all?
00:00:13Have you considered that perhaps she's already left L.A.?
00:00:16You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:18I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:20I'm so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:24No, no, no, Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay? Bye.
00:00:54What the hell?
00:01:02Whoa!
00:01:03Whoa!
00:01:04Whoa!
00:01:06Whoa!
00:01:07Whoa.
00:01:09Oh, whoa.
00:01:13Whoa!
00:01:18Whoa.
00:01:21Whoa, whoa.
00:01:23Whoa!
00:01:24Hey, Mom, I'm coming back to find Daddy.
00:01:39Honey, I told you this before.
00:01:41I don't remember what he looks like.
00:01:43But you have a token.
00:01:45You mean the ring?
00:01:46You know that that's lost?
00:01:51Oh.
00:01:54K Group at record high profits this year thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King, who's brought the group's profits to over $10 billion.
00:02:04Hey, Mom, do you think that guy is my dad?
00:02:07He looks just like me.
00:02:09I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire.
00:02:11Okay.
00:02:12Then who is my dad?
00:02:16I can't believe Blair drugged me so she could set me up with this old mate.
00:02:19Come on, pretty girl.
00:02:25Get on over here.
00:02:29Ah!
00:02:46Hey, Mom.
00:02:46Aren't you going to be late?
00:02:49Oh, crap.
00:02:51Okay, I'm going to go soon.
00:02:54Cynthia will be here, okay?
00:02:55Be good.
00:02:56Okay.
00:02:59What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:02Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:03:16Do you have any idea how much this stress costs?
00:03:18I'm so sorry I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:22You have a nice face.
00:03:23Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:26Trying to claw your way into high society, I see?
00:03:28Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out, but I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like.
00:03:33Clean it?
00:03:35Of course you lower-class people wouldn't get it.
00:03:38You think you can clean the dress?
00:03:40With what, your dish soap?
00:03:42My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me.
00:03:44Raymond?
00:04:01Interesting.
00:04:02I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.
00:04:06A pity, considering your mother is more into people like someone of my status.
00:04:09You Calvins need my family, Alicia.
00:04:13It's not the other way around.
00:04:14It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:04:17Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage, I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:24I'll let you off the hook this time.
00:04:26There won't be a next.
00:04:32I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:04:34Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:35I... I don't think so.
00:04:40Right, of course.
00:04:43Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.
00:04:45Carry on.
00:04:48Miranda?
00:04:50Miranda.
00:04:53Wow, Miranda.
00:04:54And here I thought you ran off and eloped with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:01Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:05:03Why bother coming back to L.A.?
00:05:05Did you find another target?
00:05:07Who's the poor old soul this time for Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:10Miranda, what are you...
00:05:12Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink?
00:05:16Chardonnay?
00:05:18Sure.
00:05:20Don't think Patrick's gonna come crawling back to you just because you're back.
00:05:23We are engaged.
00:05:24We are engaged and expecting.
00:05:27Congratulations.
00:05:28That's none of my business.
00:05:29Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:32If you take one look at my fiancé, I will make your life a living hell.
00:05:37Do you understand?
00:05:38Let go of me.
00:05:43You're fired.
00:05:44What?
00:05:44Why?
00:05:45Do you know who you just insulted?
00:05:47That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:05:49But didn't she say she'll let it slide?
00:05:51It was an accident.
00:05:52Miss Alicia might be fine with it, but we're not.
00:05:56This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company.
00:05:59Do you understand?
00:06:00Please, sir, give me another chance.
00:06:02I can't lose this job.
00:06:04You know, I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:06:09If you are serious about this position, we'd be at my place tonight.
00:06:15I may reconsider based on a performance review.
00:06:21In your dreams, perv.
00:06:23Ugh.
00:06:26Ugh.
00:06:30I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:06:34Have we met somewhere before?
00:06:41Sir, your mother just called.
00:06:43She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:06:46Tell her I don't need one.
00:06:48I know, but she's already...
00:06:49Steve.
00:06:50Can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:06:53I'm trying to get some peace and quiet, and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing around my life.
00:06:58You understand?
00:06:58Yes, sir.
00:06:59I'll try.
00:07:07What am I going to do?
00:07:08Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:15King's Mansion stays looking for a household maid.
00:07:19Six hours a day.
00:07:20Ten K per month.
00:07:28You do have an impressive academic record, but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree, how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:07:42Really?
00:07:42Only on a trial basis, though.
00:07:45You can start today.
00:07:48Great.
00:07:49I need to get this signed by the client.
00:07:52Yes.
00:07:53Right away, sir, I will not let you down.
00:07:54How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate Project coming along?
00:08:06We made good progress on the initial designs.
00:08:08Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:08:10When's the submission?
00:08:12It's today, sir.
00:08:13Someone should be here shortly.
00:08:15Blanca's not coming?
00:08:16I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:26Yeah, send her in.
00:08:30Newbie.
00:08:31Sir, do you know her?
00:08:44Yes.
00:08:47No.
00:08:48No?
00:08:49We just met yesterday.
00:08:51That's it.
00:08:53You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm.
00:08:56Yeah, yes.
00:09:01So, first, you show up to my banquet as a waitress, and now, you are in my office as Blanca's representative.
00:09:12Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:15And I suggest that you be honest.
00:09:17This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence.
00:09:21Are you a spy?
00:09:22What?
00:09:23No.
00:09:24I just work two jobs.
00:09:26Yes.
00:09:31Well, how about you tell Blanca that I no longer need your services?
00:09:44What?
00:09:46No.
00:09:47My boss will fire me.
00:09:48That's not my problem.
00:09:50Wait.
00:09:51No.
00:09:53Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:09:55No.
00:09:55No.
00:09:55This is, this is my first date.
00:09:57Please.
00:09:58I need the money.
00:09:59You're beautiful.
00:10:00And you seem smart.
00:10:03So, tell me.
00:10:08Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:14Let's go.
00:10:16Call someone to take her out, too.
00:10:18Yes, sir.
00:10:18Yes, sir.
00:10:18What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:39Good grief.
00:10:40Your first day of work and you blew it with my top client.
00:10:44Miranda, you are fired.
00:10:46Get out of my face.
00:11:07Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:09We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.
00:11:12Yes, of course.
00:11:13Mrs. King, thank you so much.
00:11:16I will do my best to serve you.
00:11:18Oh, you won't be working for me.
00:11:20You'll be serving my son, Raymond.
00:11:24Raymond.
00:11:25Like the Raymond King from the K group?
00:11:28Mmm.
00:11:28This is his home.
00:11:30Oh.
00:11:30Try a small mom there.
00:11:41You watch me now a little bit.
00:11:43Mmm.
00:11:43Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.
00:12:00Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:03Damn it.
00:12:20Damn it.
00:12:22Oh, shit.
00:12:27Why is my floor wet?
00:12:41Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:12:49Yes, sir.
00:12:53And about the new maid.
00:12:54Take care of her yourself.
00:13:00I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:03But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:10But I was just on my...
00:13:11There's nothing I can do.
00:13:14Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:13:18We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:19What are you doing in my house?
00:13:29I'm working.
00:13:30Or, I was.
00:13:33So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:38Well, let's see.
00:13:39Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm, and now I'm here.
00:13:46And now you're firing me from this job, too.
00:13:52I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:13:55It's okay.
00:13:57I understand.
00:13:59I'll leave now.
00:14:02Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:09Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:10About the banquet and the office, genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:21How about this?
00:14:22You can work your shift here as my maid, and double as my assistant at the K Group office.
00:14:28I'll even double your pay.
00:14:31Really?
00:14:35Thank you so much.
00:14:36Okay.
00:14:48She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago.
00:14:52Didn't finish her degree.
00:14:54Now works part-time here and there.
00:14:56And she recently moved back to L.A. with her five-year-old son.
00:15:00Who is she?
00:15:01And who sent her?
00:15:03Look, I want details.
00:15:06Specifically who she associates with.
00:15:09Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:15:12Granted, she's not very good.
00:15:16Sir?
00:15:17She's up to something, for sure.
00:15:21I've got her working both in my home and in my office.
00:15:24So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:15:29Yes, sir.
00:15:30And one last thing.
00:15:32Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:36Patrick and Blair.
00:15:40I'll be there.
00:15:42Yes, sir.
00:15:42Never thought I'd see you like this.
00:16:01What are you, a maid?
00:16:05Hey, where are you going?
00:16:07Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:16:09Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:11That's more like it.
00:16:20Excuse me.
00:16:32Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:35Of course, I'm just watering the plants.
00:16:38See?
00:16:39Yeah.
00:16:41Aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:16:50Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:16:52Ha ha!
00:16:53What are you talking about?
00:16:54Oh!
00:16:57Oh!
00:16:58Miranda!
00:17:02What were you thinking?
00:17:08Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:17:14So?
00:17:15I am so sorry.
00:17:17Why didn't you stop by the K group like I asked you to?
00:17:21Because I've been busy.
00:17:22I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:24Oh, okay.
00:17:25So it's my fault now?
00:17:26No.
00:17:26No.
00:17:27Not at all.
00:17:30You know.
00:17:31I would stay sharp if I was you, because spy game isn't for everyone.
00:17:40You know what?
00:17:42I've had just about enough of your attitude.
00:17:45I quit.
00:17:46We'll be back.
00:17:50Maybe little spy game isn't over.
00:17:59Raymond.
00:18:00You're all wet.
00:18:01Let me help you.
00:18:02Don't.
00:18:02Don't touch me.
00:18:02Don't touch me.
00:18:03Don't touch me.
00:18:03Okay, you can do this.
00:18:11You're a mother, Miranda.
00:18:13You can do this for Kirk, for a better life.
00:18:16I can handle it myself.
00:18:18Where's Patrick?
00:18:19I don't know.
00:18:20He's not here yet.
00:18:21Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:29Three, two, one.
00:18:33Welcome back.
00:18:37Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:18:39Mr. King, please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:18:42Do you have a preference?
00:18:45Anyone will do.
00:18:51I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier, and I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:18:59Well, keep this up, and I might consider it.
00:19:03Miranda?
00:19:08Miranda.
00:19:10Hey, cousin.
00:19:14Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:19:19Miranda.
00:19:20Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:22She's just a maid.
00:19:23Hello?
00:19:24Hello?
00:19:28Yes?
00:19:29What?
00:19:30Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:32Okay, okay, fine.
00:19:33Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:19:34Here we go.
00:19:47You're being rude.
00:19:50Oh, you can always quit, you know?
00:19:52No one's stopping you.
00:19:55My apologies.
00:19:57Your wallet, sir.
00:19:58Much better.
00:20:01Oh, and another thing?
00:20:04Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:20:05You work for me.
00:20:06I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:23How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:26Drop the app.
00:20:27You think I don't know what you're up to, trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed,
00:20:30just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:32I...
00:20:32Patrick's with me now.
00:20:34So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:36You've always been a gold digger, even back at school.
00:20:39Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:20:44I'm warning you.
00:20:45Stay away from the king family.
00:20:47If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:20:50You should be focusing on your Patrick, not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:04Miranda.
00:21:08If you need money, I can lend you some.
00:21:11You don't have to work here.
00:21:12Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:14Stop it.
00:21:17You're gonna get me fired.
00:21:19You're a guest here.
00:21:21You left without saying a word.
00:21:24Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy.
00:21:26But was that a lie?
00:21:28What really happened?
00:21:29I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:31It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:33You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:34There's no hope for us.
00:21:36That's not true.
00:21:38I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:21:42Just stop it.
00:21:43Come on, please, Miranda.
00:21:44What the hell is going on here?
00:21:54You're supposed to be making beds, not getting in them.
00:21:59You are fired.
00:22:01Get the hell out of here.
00:22:02Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:12Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:13Okay.
00:22:13Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:22Oh.
00:22:23Hey, son, what's up?
00:22:39Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:22:41A waiter at a high-end club.
00:22:43Just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:22:46What do you say?
00:22:47I...
00:22:47Like really rich guys.
00:22:50The kind that tip a lot.
00:22:53How long is the shift?
00:22:54Just a night.
00:22:56A few hours tops.
00:22:57They're hosting a big event downtown and are super short-staffed.
00:23:01Listen, here's the best part.
00:23:03It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:06$1,500?
00:23:11Okay, I'm in.
00:23:13God, any shorter night, I might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:16Oh, hey.
00:23:17You're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:18Yes.
00:23:19My name is Miranda.
00:23:20Sin said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:23Yeah, you know what?
00:23:23Forget the drinks.
00:23:24I understand you learn ballet, yeah?
00:23:26Yeah.
00:23:27We need you for something else, and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:31$3,000?
00:23:32Mm-hmm.
00:23:33What do I have to do?
00:23:34Dance.
00:23:35What?
00:23:40Hello and welcome.
00:23:42We hope you enjoy the show.
00:23:45It's just one night.
00:23:47It's just for the money.
00:23:47Okay.
00:23:57They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:12That one, hey?
00:24:19She must be new.
00:24:20You haven't seen her around here before.
00:24:22She's still good, though.
00:24:23Give me a VIP room.
00:24:31Yes, sir.
00:24:31Right away.
00:24:32Anything else?
00:24:33I want that dancer.
00:24:37Ooh, good choice.
00:24:49Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter, and the dancing was already, like, a little bit much.
00:24:52This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:24:55$5,000 for what, exactly?
00:24:58Well, don't worry about it.
00:24:59I know these guys.
00:25:00They're very rich.
00:25:01Just think how lucky you are to be in this position.
00:25:04It's Miranda.
00:25:06Yes, it's not a big deal.
00:25:07Just remember to service him very well.
00:25:10Hmm?
00:25:12And remember, women would line up for miles for this opportunity.
00:25:15Tell me, though, why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:25:29I, uh, have a scar, and it's really gross and disgusting.
00:25:36What a shame.
00:25:37Good thing you got a good figure, though.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40You know, I can get someone else if you prefer.
00:25:42Oh, you, uh, see that cutie over there?
00:25:45That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:25:48If you, uh, make him happy, he'll get you $8,000.
00:25:55$8,000, not $5,000?
00:25:57Mm-hmm.
00:25:58So what?
00:25:59Like, pour drinks?
00:26:01Is that what your manager said?
00:26:03Okay, then.
00:26:04Yeah, go in there.
00:26:06Pour him a drink.
00:26:06Let go.
00:26:17Let me see the scar.
00:26:18No, sir, you, you really don't want to see it.
00:26:26So, you're an exotic dancer now.
00:26:29Tell me, how did your handler find me here?
00:26:32What handler?
00:26:32I work here.
00:26:35Okay, Blair fired me, and I needed the money.
00:26:37What?
00:26:41What?
00:26:42I told you to ignore them.
00:26:43You work for me.
00:26:45You remember?
00:26:45Yeah.
00:26:45Well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair when she's screaming in your face.
00:26:49Okay, just let me go.
00:26:50You can keep your $8,000.
00:26:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:54I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:26:56You're gonna make me pay for these damages.
00:26:57God, Raymond King, why do you make everything worse?
00:27:00Huh?
00:27:00Why are you always buzzing around?
00:27:01Why can't you just...
00:27:02Ow!
00:27:03No, stop touching the glass.
00:27:05Here.
00:27:06Ow.
00:27:07Look, I'll pay for the damages.
00:27:08Just...
00:27:09Just come back to work at my place.
00:27:13What, you want to rehire me so you can sleep with me?
00:27:16No.
00:27:17Well, that is a good suggestion.
00:27:19No, no, no, no.
00:27:19I meant just come work for me.
00:27:21And me alone.
00:27:24No, absolutely not.
00:27:25If I go back and work for you, I'm gonna be dead before I'm 30.
00:27:28Hey, no, hey, look.
00:27:29Everybody has a price.
00:27:31How much should it cost?
00:27:32Hmm?
00:27:33How much should it cost to get you in here with me?
00:27:40Don't mind me.
00:27:41Carry on.
00:27:41Get out!
00:27:43Okay.
00:27:46How much should it cost, Miranda?
00:27:47Just tell me.
00:27:48Okay, fine.
00:27:50$10,000 a day, and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:27:53Deal.
00:27:53Deal.
00:27:53Deal.
00:27:53Starting today, you belong to me.
00:28:05What is wrong with you?
00:28:08Well, I'm assuming that's a yes.
00:28:10Should we send someone to chase her down, or...
00:28:12No.
00:28:12No.
00:28:14She's actually my housemaid.
00:28:17She'll be back.
00:28:17She'll be back.
00:28:20What?
00:28:21You just got rehired, Miranda.
00:28:23Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:25How about you put in a two-week...
00:28:26Please, I can't do this anymore.
00:28:28I'm just here to return this.
00:28:32We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:28:35No, please.
00:28:35This is not worth his time.
00:28:38Turns out you really are Raymond's housemaid.
00:28:42What a plot twist.
00:28:43Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night, but you also shifped him and ran off.
00:28:50I like that.
00:28:51What are you doing here?
00:28:54You know, I think little Raymond is into you.
00:28:57Great.
00:28:58Well, I'm not interested in him.
00:28:59So, I hear that you want to quit.
00:29:16All right.
00:29:17Well, how about you stop by HR at the K Group on your way out to set up a court date?
00:29:22You're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on bonus.
00:29:27Why would you let her quit?
00:29:29Raymond, dude, don't you like having a doll like that around as a housemate?
00:29:34I mean, there was a kind of, uh, weird kink you had in your, um...
00:29:40I assume you have a good lawyer.
00:29:44Yes.
00:29:45What I was trying to say, she should be living in a luxury house.
00:29:49Driving luxury cars, you know, waited on hand and foot by servants.
00:29:52Instead, you have her here working as a servant.
00:29:56Why don't you just give it to me?
00:29:58You know, I'll take better care of her and make her happier than you can make her.
00:30:02All right, all right.
00:30:03I'll stop trying to poach your housemate.
00:30:05I'm just here to work.
00:30:06I'm not interested in either of you.
00:30:10You're interested in making money, though.
00:30:12You know what?
00:30:15I'm gonna go.
00:30:24Fine.
00:30:24I thought you'd be avoiding me since last night.
00:30:37Working at the club was just a one-time thing.
00:30:41Oh, well.
00:30:42You don't look like a rookie.
00:30:43Oh, so you're experienced.
00:30:45No wonder you're very handy.
00:30:47That's not important.
00:30:50We had a deal last night, you remember?
00:30:56I don't remember agreeing to anything.
00:30:57You remember taking my black card?
00:31:01Get changed.
00:31:05I am not doing some weird role play with you.
00:31:08Oh, okay.
00:31:08So you're fantasizing about me now.
00:31:17What's this for?
00:31:22Well, I have a family gathering tonight
00:31:24to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged,
00:31:27and I need a date.
00:31:31And you want me?
00:31:32Yes.
00:31:33Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to head home.
00:31:35I have a son to take care of, if you don't remember,
00:31:38and the nanny gets off at 6, so find someone else.
00:31:42You work for me.
00:31:43Hey, why would I hire anybody else when I've got you?
00:31:48Because I'm your maid?
00:31:49I mean, what would people think?
00:31:50I'll take care of it.
00:31:51Don't worry.
00:31:52But I have to.
00:31:53Unless you can think of another way
00:31:58that you'd like to work for me tonight.
00:32:09Fine.
00:32:10Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:13Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:43This is your engagement party, Blair. Don't be impulsive.
00:32:47But Raymond is head of the King family. If Miranda marries him, then I'll be under. Forever.
00:32:52Okay, even so, you can't go against him. Maybe just not so direct.
00:32:57Patrick is second in line to inherit K-Group, and now that I'm his fiancée, I can't let Miranda ruin us.
00:33:04Okay, you need to calm down.
00:33:05Calm down? If Patrick finds out that we set up Miranda to leave him and sent her off to marry that old creep, he'll leave me.
00:33:13I, we, worked so hard to get to where we're at today.
00:33:16If I don't marry into the King family, we'll be bankrupt.
00:33:23Raymond, did you bring your maid to my engagement party?
00:33:29Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?
00:33:31Blair, stop saying that.
00:33:35Everything's fine. Everyone. Emotions are just running high today.
00:33:41Fine?
00:33:42Then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third-rate whore?
00:33:47Don't think you can pull one over on me, gold-digging bitch.
00:33:52I know about your scandal, and I'll release it.
00:33:55You mean the one you orchestrated, Blair?
00:33:57Don't think you can weasel your way out of this one.
00:33:59Hey, Blair.
00:34:00Jesus.
00:34:01Have you lost your mind?
00:34:03Have you forgotten what day it is today?
00:34:05Come on. Let's go.
00:34:09I'm sorry. Do you know Patrick?
00:34:15And what's that scandal that Blair was talking about?
00:34:19I have no clue what she's talking about, and I'm not involved with Patrick in any way.
00:34:24Maybe it's what Patrick said. Emotions are a little high today.
00:34:27Cheers to my engagement.
00:34:33So happy you could make it.
00:34:35Thank you for having me.
00:34:36Yeah, of course.
00:34:38I mean, it could be bigger.
00:34:40But, you know.
00:34:41Anyways.
00:34:45Whose little brat are you?
00:34:50Whose little brat are you?
00:34:51Let me go! Let me go!
00:34:52What? You've never seen a cake before?
00:34:54That's expensive.
00:34:55Don't you understand? More expensive than your life.
00:34:59Let go, mean lady.
00:35:02Where are your parents?
00:35:04He's just lost.
00:35:05I'll go find his parents.
00:35:08You know what I'm asking if you have a moment to look it over?
00:35:10I don't really want to think about work right now, personally.
00:35:12I think it's best if we just enjoy...
00:35:14Ow! You're hurting me!
00:35:16Enough, you little brat!
00:35:17Hey, Blair!
00:35:18What are you doing?
00:35:20This is not my problem.
00:35:21Oh, excuse me, where'd he...
00:35:22Hey.
00:35:29Buddy, are you okay?
00:35:32Dad!
00:35:33Whoa.
00:35:34Whoa, I think you might be mistaken because...
00:35:39I am not your dad.
00:35:40But you are my dad! But you are my dad!
00:35:43I'm my dad.
00:35:44Okay, yeah.
00:35:45Oh, nothing to see here.
00:35:47Just a lost kid.
00:35:49Mr. King and I will help find his parents.
00:35:51Please, just continue to enjoy the party.
00:35:53Okay, okay.
00:35:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:55Just...
00:35:55Just stop crying.
00:36:00Hey, young man.
00:36:03Oh, crap.
00:36:04I don't think this guy here is your father.
00:36:07Why don't you come with me and we can go try and figure something out.
00:36:11No, you're wrong.
00:36:14Look, I think your parents are going to be worried if they can't find you.
00:36:18Why don't we go try and find them, huh?
00:36:21Okay, buddy.
00:36:22Um, let's go.
00:36:24All right?
00:36:24One, two, three.
00:36:25Oh, yeah.
00:36:26God, what was Cynthia thinking?
00:36:38I told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff, not just anyone.
00:36:41Oh, God, I can't let Damon fire me.
00:36:43There's no way I'm going to deal with that lawsuit case.
00:36:45Oh, there you are, you naughty, naughty boy.
00:37:03You scare your mother.
00:37:07Mommy!
00:37:09Okay, here, here, here, here, here.
00:37:10Mommy!
00:37:11Oh, Kirk.
00:37:13Judy.
00:37:13Ma'am, hello, hi.
00:37:14Uh, hello.
00:37:16Are you really this kid's mother?
00:37:19Did you not hear him call me mommy?
00:37:22You should keep a better eye on him.
00:37:23It's dangerous for him to run off on his own.
00:37:26Don't tell me how to raise my kid.
00:37:31I.
00:37:33Something wrong, sir?
00:37:36Nothing, no.
00:37:37I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize.
00:37:39Did mommy tell you to hide and wait here?
00:37:52I'm sorry, mommy, but I stole that big cake and it looked so yummy.
00:37:57Okay, well, mommy has to leave in a minute, so wait for Aunt Cynthia to pick you up, okay?
00:38:03You're not going to go around calling random guys your dad, right?
00:38:07Okay, but don't you think he looks just like me?
00:38:10Nope.
00:38:10Nope, not at all.
00:38:12Okay, now who's going to pick you up in an hour?
00:38:14Auntie Sam!
00:38:14Good, and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia, okay?
00:38:22I love you, baby.
00:38:24I'll see you tonight when I get home.
00:38:28Sir, they found something.
00:38:30They found the ring.
00:38:34Where'd you find those?
00:38:35It was at some antique pawn shop.
00:38:38A pawn shop?
00:38:40Yeah.
00:38:40Yeah.
00:38:41What do you want?
00:38:49I need to talk to you.
00:38:51Right now?
00:39:07Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention, please.
00:39:11As a proud father of the future groom, I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude
00:39:17at this momentous engagement celebration.
00:39:22What are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:25You're engaged, Patrick.
00:39:27Okay, this is extremely inappropriate.
00:39:29You know Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together.
00:39:32I just, I need to know, if you give the word, I will call off the engagement.
00:39:38I think I made my stance pretty clear last time.
00:39:40We're done.
00:39:41Whatever we had between us, it's not there anymore.
00:39:44Is it because of Raymond?
00:39:46If it helps you sleep at night, sure.
00:39:51And stop calling me.
00:39:52And stop asking to see me in private.
00:39:55Just stop it.
00:39:56Okay.
00:39:56Sir, I was just looking for you.
00:40:04The ceremony is about Patrick.
00:40:06That I'm reassigning him to the Houston office.
00:40:09Tell him to get the fuck out of L.A.
00:40:10Now.
00:40:17So, God bless.
00:40:19May the bond of your love be everlasting.
00:40:21And I think I speak on all our behalf when I say,
00:40:24we can't wait for this wedding.
00:40:25Yay!
00:40:26Where have you been?
00:40:40I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:40:41Oh, so I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?
00:40:45I guess we just miss each other.
00:40:48Now, let's get this party started.
00:40:50Yay!
00:40:50Yay!
00:40:50Yay!
00:40:56What?
00:41:05Texas?
00:41:06Hey, you should really focus on yourself.
00:41:10I'll deal with you when we get home.
00:41:13Deal with what?
00:41:19Deal with what?
00:41:22You and Patrick.
00:41:26I don't understand.
00:41:34Why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:36Didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:41:37What?
00:41:38Why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:41:40Why did you meet him at the bar tonight?
00:41:42Alone?
00:41:43Were you feeding him information about me?
00:41:45Were you spying on me?
00:41:46Stop evading the question.
00:41:48Were you feeding him information about me or not?
00:41:50Okay, can we just take it back a second?
00:41:53I mean, where did this whole I'm a spy narrative even come from?
00:41:56You're at my banquets.
00:41:57You're in my offices.
00:41:59You're in my house.
00:42:00You're at my clubs.
00:42:01I mean, what am I supposed to think?
00:42:02You're everywhere.
00:42:06You're everywhere.
00:42:07Okay, so there's been a lot of coincidences.
00:42:09But why would Patrick want me to spy on you?
00:42:11So that you can seduce me to gain access to information that'll help Patrick sweep the company out from under me.
00:42:18Okay, whatever business, family drama, political bullshit you're going through, I have nothing to do with it.
00:42:24I'm not here to steal information.
00:42:25I'm not here for Patrick.
00:42:27And I sure as hell am not here to seduce you.
00:42:29You really want me to believe that you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time?
00:42:40Because it's been working.
00:42:41I'm not here for you.
00:43:11I'm not here for you.
00:43:23Hello?
00:43:26Yeah, alright.
00:43:26I'll be out in a minute.
00:43:29I'll be out in a minute.
00:43:38to the office sir no i want to follow up on this ring you don't mind me asking sir
00:43:57what does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago it's mine i think i gave it
00:44:05to her that night well the pawn shop says a young woman named cindy sold it to them last week
00:44:09she runs a women's boutique on rodeo drive we can head there now
00:44:13welcome um may i help you yes are you cindy yes
00:44:26did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the third yes
00:44:35well how did you get your hands on this was that you six years ago from the presidential suite what
00:44:41what the hell are you talking about where'd you get the ring then i snagged it from a flea market
00:44:47the seller didn't know what it was worth it only cost me 30 bucks okay well what did this person
00:44:52look like i don't remember it was years ago oh i do remember it was a woman around 40s or 50s
00:45:00no god damn it's not her
00:45:06i'm sorry that wasn't her we need to keep looking
00:45:09set back to the office yes sir while you're at it just do another check on miranda i want to know
00:45:13everything about her who she associates with what she's doing in my life we've already tried sir we could
00:45:18do it or you're fired of course sir
00:45:29hello
00:45:33i am so sorry no i'm on my way i will be there soon
00:45:37girl i'm literally on the plane already kirk said he found his dad so i sent kirk to him
00:45:41i swear my dad does work here hey excuse me what what's going on here oh my gosh hey what are you
00:46:03doing here kid what is your uh is your father work here hmm you're my dad and i just didn't have
00:46:10to get on the plane so now i'm here hey sir is that the kid from last night yeah i i think his father
00:46:17works here just um send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid is in my office
00:46:24hey hey buddy you like uh you like model cars yeah i've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my
00:46:31office hey why don't we just hand him over the police well we gotta find his father first but you
00:46:36are my dad do i look like your dad yes you do look alike sorry what you two look alike
00:46:48uh well hey look i've got a meeting to go to so why don't you stay with uncle steve in my office
00:47:04and uh i will be right back okay
00:47:09is this your kid sir no i don't have any kids oh excuse me mr king thought uh i thought he might be
00:47:33yours because uh he looks just like you sir i'll get back to work
00:47:43stark
00:47:49do we really look that much alike no yes um i guess
00:47:57hey buddy you could be a businessman when you get older you seem to have the charisma for it
00:48:08dad i want to go home
00:48:26all right here we are
00:48:27look at that look at that wow you really are a kingdom this is like a castle that is right and you
00:48:39are in my kingdom so welcome sir who is this uh it's just for a couple of hours um until at least
00:48:49you could pick him up
00:49:02where'd you go where are you
00:49:05uh hey uh where's miranda at she ran off this morning said something about a family emergency
00:49:25caller yes sir oh and uh while you're out just go to the store i'm not sure when the lapd is getting
00:49:32here apparently they're understaffed today what else is new but uh pretty sure cookies aren't a good
00:49:37enough diet for a kid his age and get them in a toy while you're at it yes sir
00:49:46oh my gosh his dad's
00:50:16i'm not sure what kids eat but i think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do
00:50:22also this car toy was all they had yeah that's fine hey uh any sign of miranda she's right there sir
00:50:30so you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning you can't tell me
00:50:46why you were in my bushes spying on me through my window you can't seem to explain why kirk
00:50:52seems to recognize you and you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning
00:51:01oh goody i'm starving
00:51:02he's your responsibility now lapd will be here shortly hopefully sounds good absolutely will do can do
00:51:18okay we're gonna play a game okay do you want to play a game with mommy are we playing pretend how how did
00:51:25you know that because we did the last time with the wig and sunglasses all right okay we are gonna play pretend
00:51:33again i'm gonna be the nanny and you're gonna be the little kid but we can't let mr raymond know that
00:51:39we're playing a game we're playing a game okay okay nanny i'm tired
00:51:51take them to the guest room and uh i'm gonna go ahead and get in contact with the cops because
00:51:56they should be here by now no
00:51:59what's gone into you no i will take care of it for you you are very clearly busy with
00:52:16stuff so i'll deal with the boy and the police and you just just relax
00:52:29the boy that was found at the k group this morning i just want to let you know that his parents have
00:52:44been found and there is no need to send anyone to pick him up yeah okay thank you
00:52:59oh oh oh i'm sorry no no it's all right it's okay no no no that's not i got it i can get you a new
00:53:09outfit that would be helpful hey hey buddy buddy it's all right i'm not mad it's just an accident it
00:53:18happens okay now go ahead and take that and let's go get cleaned up okay yeah
00:53:29i'm so sorry that was the car oh okay well i thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for
00:53:59you're going for the car oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:54:09hello raymond king did you banish your cousin to texas do you understand how mad your uncle is right
00:54:15now yeah look mom this was bound to happen okay he's been trying to claw his way into the k group for
00:54:20years and he can have the houston office but there's no way in hell that i'm letting him take over the
00:54:24headquarters here in la raymond raymond raymond let's talk in person okay i'll let you know when
00:54:30i'm free i've got a ton of work at the office and i'm even on my way out right now too late i'm already
00:54:37here hey buddy all right we're gonna go up one two three nice just like the airplane let's go
00:54:52go okay no no both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet okay hey can you stay quiet and play with
00:55:00the nanny nice wait what's going on coming
00:55:18i don't understand why you're making this so difficult
00:55:22i asked you to marry alicia not fall in love with her
00:55:25without her family support your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did i know but that
00:55:31uncle and he's been trying to steal the company from us for years do you think a marriage is really
00:55:36going to save anything your uncle aside you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate
00:55:43and alicia is your best bet the land her family controls is exactly what we need
00:55:50without the ability to expand we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned
00:55:59what's that uh no it's nothing i must uh pause the video i was watching
00:56:07tell me raymond why not alicia well look i'm busy at the office with with work and and meetings and
00:56:14work but i don't have time for this i'll call my driver no need i drove myself
00:56:30will you at least consider alicia she's not a bad looking girl either
00:56:34hang on yeah forgot my purse oh sure
00:56:49whose toy is this
00:56:54whose toy is this
00:56:55oh it's mine i got it at the store you used to love toy cars
00:57:16we had to put the greenfield project on pause
00:57:18what is that the news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear and on
00:57:23top of that we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days
00:57:30look i want a dna test done on kirk and i
00:57:33what kirk you mean that kid there's just something about him the more i look at him the more it feels
00:57:40like i'm staring into a de-aging mirror a de-aging no look you get the point just do it in secret
00:57:48don't let anybody find out don't let miranda or the kid know do it fast i want results as quick as
00:57:56possible yes sir
00:58:02hey kirk remember me
00:58:19remember me
00:58:25yeah the boring uncle
00:58:29well how about we play a game of hide and seek together
00:58:33i want to play with dad your dad's uh busy with work but he sent me to play with you
00:58:39okay but i want to hide first
00:58:47four five six seven eight nine ten
00:58:57where are you uncle steve can't find you
00:59:09ready or not here i come
00:59:14found you
00:59:17okay now it's my turn
00:59:19one two three four five six seven eight
00:59:28what's this it's the dna test result sir
00:59:31so we're not even a little bit related
00:59:41yes sir
00:59:45sir this is good news isn't it
00:59:57okay
01:00:01mommy you can take me out to play
01:00:05honey it's raining outside and besides when we're together and we're alone you can call me mom
01:00:13hey
01:00:14thank you
01:00:20god the weather's just so weird today
01:00:21yeah we got a big solar storm coming through we've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of
01:00:26days i heard something spooky might happen maybe we'll get super couch
01:00:30oh hey hey
01:00:31so um anyway what i was gonna tell you um two days gone by and still no sign of the cops
01:00:43no no they actually came by and it turns out that his father is really sick and so i told them that i
01:00:50would watch him for a few days great to see you here kiddo
01:01:06mom
01:01:17so you're telling me that we switched bodies oh please tell me this is one big elaborate joke
01:01:30oh no this is not a dream
01:01:39it's not rocket science you unclip you unwind find an outlet and here you go
01:01:45you go open here you go
01:01:47let's go
01:02:04come on
01:02:08mom are you okay you're acting weird how long do you have to play in any game for
01:02:13it was not that fun it never even was okay sure we can stop but what did you just call me mom
01:02:21you said when it's just the two of us i could call you mom and now the game is over
01:02:29why do you call me um
01:02:32raymond father because i look just like him and in the movies daddies and sons always look the same
01:02:38well those are just the movies kid yeah you gotta have some more kind of proof but there is proof
01:02:47what the ring if you draw and show it to mr raymond he could see it it must be his
01:02:54do you remember what this ring looks like you said it had a big green stone
01:03:00all right it's time for bed kiddo
01:03:08i took you to a boutique on rodeo drive a few days ago we talked to a woman
01:03:38named cindy about an emerald ring what how did you know that because i am raymond king
01:03:43this isn't funny what is it some kind of prank you thought of what's next a camera and a big sign
01:03:47that says gotcha please three years ago when your mom got sick i found the best doctor in germany
01:03:52to cure her the procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes
01:04:00boss
01:04:00yeah what happened it's a long story anyway plans change and i have a job for you i need you to do
01:04:09another dna sample this time comparing my hair to kirk's not miranda's yes sir
01:04:16for the better of k group you need to give alicia a chance why don't you invite her to dinner tonight
01:04:31miranda why don't you go clean the bedroom or something this is a private conversation
01:04:47steve why don't you join us
01:04:52uh no thanks mr miss mrs king i have stuff to do at the office where can i find um you know mr uh
01:05:02miss miranda thank you what is going on with everyone today
01:05:11i keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month
01:05:18so he is my son
01:05:31sir not to interrupt your uh midlife crisis but we have another problem
01:05:37um you have six meetings today okay and
01:05:45oh crap
01:05:51miranda
01:06:04okay don't worry sir i mean miranda we have a plan
01:06:07plan
01:06:28ladies and gentlemen uh i would like to introduce to you today
01:06:32my new advisor, Miranda.
01:06:39She will be stepping up today to lead today's meeting
01:06:42and I trust that you will treat her
01:06:45with the same amount of respect that you treat me with,
01:06:47your boss, Raymond Cate.
01:07:02Oh, any idea on how to fix this?
01:07:14No, not a clue.
01:07:23Mr. King's office.
01:07:25Mm-hmm, okay.
01:07:29Steve needs me, stay here and wait for me.
01:07:32I, this is already my fifth coffee today.
01:07:38God, how much coffee does one person have to drink
01:07:40for their caffeine tolerance to be this high?
01:07:49Like I said, that just, it looks really good on you.
01:07:53What are you doing?
01:07:54Oh, it's you, that clumsy waitress.
01:07:57What are you doing here?
01:07:59Oh, I get it.
01:08:00You put those looks to use and seduced your way
01:08:02into a rich man's bed.
01:08:04I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:08:06Fuck off.
01:08:08Hey!
01:08:09Come on.
01:08:11Get back here.
01:08:16So what?
01:08:17Experimenting with my love life?
01:08:18What?
01:08:19No.
01:08:21Your mother was talking to me about how Alicia's the perfect match for you, and look, I was
01:08:25just doing you a favor by making the first move.
01:08:28A favor?
01:08:30You think setting me up with another woman is doing me a favor?
01:08:34Another woman?
01:08:35Another woman?
01:08:36I, uh, I don't understand.
01:08:38What's happening?
01:08:40It's just a solar eclipse.
01:08:41Don't sidetrack it.
01:08:42I'm sorry.
01:08:42Like, it is so funny.
01:08:43You looking at me like that with my face, is it, is that actually how I look like when
01:08:46I'm mad?
01:08:47Well, it's your face.
01:08:48No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:08:49How, how would I be doing something differently?
01:08:50I don't know.
01:08:51Maybe it's the, uh, oh, it's the hair.
01:08:52I never do my hair like that.
01:08:53I like it, though.
01:08:54It gives me a more professional feel.
01:08:55This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:08:56No, no, it's not at all.
01:08:57I think it's the hair.
01:08:58I never do my hair like that.
01:08:59I like it, though.
01:09:00It gives me a more professional feel.
01:09:01It's weird or you don't know what you do to.
01:09:02It's weird.
01:09:03My lips.
01:09:04Okay.
01:09:05So I don't have, like, lips.
01:09:06My lips.
01:09:07Your hair.
01:09:08Your hair, everything.
01:09:09Everything.
01:09:10Everything.
01:09:11Oh, well, it's your face.
01:09:12Well, it's your face.
01:09:13No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:09:14How?
01:09:15How, how would I be doing something differently?
01:09:16I don't know.
01:09:17Maybe it's the, uh, oh, it's the hair.
01:09:18I never do my hair like that.
01:09:19I like it though.
01:09:20It gives me a more professional feel.
01:09:21This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:09:22No, no, you don't have your hair like that.
01:09:23You don't have your hair like that.
01:09:24I always have my hair like that.
01:09:25Your lips, your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes, everything, everything.
01:09:42Hey, don't try to sidetrack her.
01:09:46It's just the end of the solo groups.
01:09:55So, we got our bodies back just like that.
01:09:59What was that? Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:10:01Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:10:03We've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes,
01:10:05and I was trying to figure out how I was going to do it in your body.
01:10:09You stay here, and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:10:13What are you talking about?
01:10:14Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.
01:10:25So, you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:10:30I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:10:33Well, that night I was drugged, and my memory was all fuzzy.
01:10:38Then I found out I was pregnant, but I didn't remember what you looked like.
01:10:41But I went in, I asked the hotel staff, and they wouldn't tell me anything,
01:10:44and so I ran out of options.
01:10:47Okay, well, what about the ring, then?
01:10:49I sold it.
01:10:50But, you know, there was a time where Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:10:58What about you?
01:11:00Why didn't you recognize me?
01:11:02Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night, too.
01:11:06But I was looking for you for years.
01:11:08I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases,
01:11:12but we could never come up with anything.
01:11:13But here you are.
01:11:17I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy sent by my cousins.
01:11:20It's okay.
01:11:24I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.
01:11:26Okay, well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:11:30Mom! Dad!
01:11:34Mom! Dad!
01:11:37You can start by being a dad.
01:11:41You know what, kid?
01:11:43I think you might be right.
01:11:46About what?
01:11:47We do look alike.
01:11:50I knew it!
01:11:53Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?
01:11:56Pizza!
01:12:01It's pizza, then.
01:12:02Let's go get some pizza.
01:12:03Let's go!
01:12:08Let's go!
01:12:08Let's go!
01:12:08Oh
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