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My LA Fireman
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00:00:00It started off as the worst day of my life, but then there he was. It was love at first sight. His name was Daniel.
00:00:20When Lily and Emma were born, we fell in love all over again. We were overjoyed.
00:00:26They were fraternal twins, and they were as different as night and day. Valentine's Day was their favorite day of the whole year.
00:00:43Likes English, strengths strong. Yeah, but sometimes he smells.
00:00:48From the time they were little girls, they loved to play matchmaker. She'd be perfect.
00:00:54Everyone all matched up? Yes.
00:01:00Where's Lily and Emma? Huh?
00:01:03Who are you asking to the dance? We're not. It's way more fun matching other people up.
00:01:08My cute, funny girls. They were always trying to help someone fall in love and live happily ever after.
00:01:20But doesn't happily ever after only happen in fairy tales?
00:01:24Thanks.
00:01:25I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you too. I don't wanna go.
00:01:38You can't just let her go. Dad, you have to go after her. Bye.
00:01:43Bye.
00:01:44It's past midnight.
00:02:14I know.
00:02:18How many kids are there in your school?
00:02:20A lot, but most of them are matched up now.
00:02:25I'm giving them advice on how to ask their match to the dance.
00:02:29I try.
00:02:32You're kidding.
00:02:34I do this for a living, remember?
00:02:36Well, yeah, but what you do is pretty much statistics.
00:02:4040-year-old blonde guy, loves golfing, burritos, taking long walks on the beach,
00:02:44seeks 30-year-old woman.
00:02:46Pretty, blonde, weighing under 100 pounds.
00:02:48But what Lily and I do goes so much deeper.
00:02:51I mean, we pay attention to every minor detail.
00:02:55We know our clients' hearts, and we make sure to treat them gently.
00:03:00Well, don't stay up too late.
00:03:03Good night.
00:03:13What about Emma's heart?
00:03:15If it happens, you'll be the first to know.
00:03:19Lily!
00:03:20Lily, wake up!
00:03:21We overslept!
00:03:22Sorry, honey.
00:03:35The alarm didn't go off.
00:03:37What day is today?
00:03:39Thursday.
00:03:40I've got to call your father.
00:03:41Voicemail.
00:03:42Typical.
00:03:43Um, Mom?
00:03:45Whatever happened with you and Dad?
00:04:00I mean, you used to be so in love.
00:04:03I'm late, and you're going to be late for school.
00:04:07Parting is such sweet sorrow.
00:04:10Sleep dwell upon thy eyes.
00:04:14Peace in thy, uh, breasts.
00:04:17But for...
00:04:23Were I to sleep in peace, so sweet to rest,
00:04:27hence,
00:04:30will I to my ghostly father, Sal,
00:04:34is help to crave and my dear have to tell.
00:04:41Lily, that was beautiful.
00:04:43Elliot, you've done better.
00:04:46Um, let's try this scene again,
00:04:49and this time I want you a little closer,
00:04:52and, um, I want you to really feel it.
00:04:56I want to feel the emotion of this scene.
00:05:03If you get the part of Juliet, you can't be shy.
00:05:07If you get the part of Juliet, you can't be shy.
00:05:11I know.
00:05:20Goodnight.
00:05:21Goodnight.
00:05:22Goodnight.
00:05:23Parting is such sweet sorrow,
00:05:26that I shall say goodnight till it be morrow.
00:05:29I'll sleep well upon thy eyes.
00:05:33Peace in thy, uh, rest.
00:05:36Were I to sleep in peace, so sweet to rest,
00:05:39hence, will I to my ghostly father's cell,
00:05:44his help to crave and my dear have to tell.
00:05:51Wonderful. Wonderful. Thank you.
00:05:54Thank you. You may have a seat.
00:05:57Let's go back to the beginning of scene nine.
00:06:01Nice job, Lily.
00:06:03Looks like we're gonna have some competition this year.
00:06:05Thanks, Megan.
00:06:07Did you know that Juliet was only 13 when she married Romeo?
00:06:11No, I didn't.
00:06:13Ew.
00:06:15It's so romantic.
00:06:16It's so illegal.
00:06:18I understand that the language of Shakespeare can be difficult
00:06:23to understand, but we have a rule in this class
00:06:28that we all stay awake.
00:06:31Barry.
00:06:32Why don't you come up here and read with me?
00:06:39Abby Juliet.
00:06:42Senior.
00:06:49We have an emergency.
00:06:51Another one?
00:06:52Mm-hmm.
00:06:53He just set scars that never felt a wound,
00:06:57but saw what life did.
00:06:59Now no window.
00:07:01Window breaks.
00:07:03It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
00:07:09You think she'd go out with me?
00:07:15Of course you will.
00:07:16As long as you ask her out in the right way.
00:07:21Here.
00:07:22Connect this to your phone and put the ear button.
00:07:25I'll be on the other line and tell you exactly what to say.
00:07:28She's alone.
00:07:30Now's your chance.
00:07:31Tell her that her eyes are like sapphires.
00:07:32Your eyes are like sapphires.
00:07:33You're so sweet.
00:07:34See?
00:07:35He's getting it.
00:07:36And that if she'd let you take her to the movies Saturday night?
00:07:37Your eyes are like sapphires.
00:07:38Your eyes are like sapphires.
00:07:39You're so sweet.
00:07:40See?
00:07:41He's getting it.
00:07:42And that if she'd let you take her to the movies Saturday night?
00:07:45Who?
00:07:46Marvin?
00:07:47Hello, Marvin?
00:07:48Do you want to go to the movies Saturday night?
00:07:49Sure.
00:07:50Pick me up at six?
00:07:51Sure.
00:07:52Pick me up at six?
00:07:53Sure.
00:07:54Pick me up at six?
00:07:55Yeah.
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00:08:42Cutting class is never acceptable.
00:08:45But it was an emergency.
00:08:46For whatever reason. I called your parents.
00:08:49Why?
00:08:51How many times have you been in my office this year?
00:08:54Three?
00:08:55Twenty-five.
00:08:57How many times have you been in my office this year?
00:09:01Three?
00:09:03Twenty-five.
00:09:05Is that your lovely wife?
00:09:08She's really pretty.
00:09:10What's your favorite flower?
00:09:11I'm sure it's Narcissus.
00:09:13When was the last time you sent her flowers?
00:09:15She looks like the kind of woman who adores getting flowers.
00:09:19Wait outside my office.
00:09:21Your parents will be here soon.
00:09:30Yes?
00:09:31Miss Adams, please order me some flowers.
00:09:33What kind?
00:09:34Narcissus.
00:09:41It wasn't our fault.
00:09:51He wouldn't listen.
00:09:52I'll handle it.
00:09:55Mrs. Valentine.
00:09:58Miss.
00:09:59Come in, please.
00:10:00One down, and one to go.
00:10:14Hi, Dad.
00:10:17She's already in there.
00:10:18She's already in there.
00:10:38She's already in there.
00:10:40Not there.
00:10:43So, why don't you tell me what was so important you had to cut class?
00:10:49So, why don't you tell me what was so important you had to cut class?
00:10:53You're not going to buy it anyway, so why bother?
00:10:55Try me.
00:10:58Well, this kid in school today was like, I really want to ask this girl out, but I don't know
00:11:01how, and I was like, oh, you should just...
00:11:02Okay, you're doing that on purpose to bug me.
00:11:05Start over, try it again, this time in English.
00:11:08Okay, well, we're in drama class, and we got a text from Marley.
00:11:11Okay.
00:11:13Hello?
00:11:15Yeah, I was thinking Peter would be perfect for you.
00:11:18I know he looks good, right?
00:11:20He lost like 55 pounds on some veggie sandwich diet.
00:11:22Yeah, okay, bye.
00:11:26Anyway, Marvin wanted to ask her you out, but he's...
00:11:30Hello?
00:11:33Hey, Sophie.
00:11:34Yes, he's still available.
00:11:36Okay, bye.
00:11:39Hey, Dad, can we go riding after dinner?
00:11:41I can't.
00:11:42I really got to get this work done.
00:11:43It's important.
00:11:44Okay.
00:11:47So, why couldn't you just wait and help Marvin out after school?
00:11:51Love won't wait, Mom.
00:11:53Did you know Juliet was only 13 when she married Romeo?
00:11:56She didn't wait.
00:11:57She went for it.
00:11:58She followed her heart.
00:11:59Yeah, and look what happened to her.
00:12:02Mrs. Porter, she's holding auditions for Romeo and Juliet.
00:12:05And I really want to be Juliet.
00:12:08But every time I audition for her, I get really tongue-tied.
00:12:11You would be a perfect Juliet.
00:12:14I think so.
00:12:14Hello?
00:12:20Hello?
00:12:22Yeah, I'm having a pool party at my house tomorrow after school.
00:12:26Everyone's invited.
00:12:28Okay, we'll finalize things then.
00:12:30Bye.
00:12:34Pool party?
00:12:37When were you going to ask me?
00:12:38You should be grounded for today's escapade.
00:12:48I know, Dad.
00:12:49I'm sorry.
00:12:50I...
00:12:50You still want to go riding?
00:13:00Yes.
00:13:00Well, sorry lately.
00:13:07I've been, uh...
00:13:08Grumpy, moody.
00:13:12Yeah.
00:13:13All that.
00:13:19So, what would you think if I sold my business?
00:13:23Thought you loved what you did.
00:13:24I used to.
00:13:28I think that's what got your mom so upset.
00:13:32So wrapped up in it.
00:13:34Just a little.
00:13:38I got a guy who's interested in buying it.
00:13:40He's supposed to call me in a couple of days.
00:13:43That'd be really cool.
00:13:47Think your mom would come back if I sold it?
00:13:50Maybe.
00:13:51Want a race?
00:13:54You're on.
00:14:00Oh, my gosh.
00:14:19For real?
00:14:19Fuck.
00:14:22Next.
00:14:22I don't want any mom with zits, smelly pits, or halitosis.
00:14:29Oh, you guys totally rock.
00:14:34I'm in heaven.
00:14:38Are you sure?
00:14:39He's so not who I had in mind.
00:14:41Trust us.
00:14:42He's perfect for you.
00:14:43Okay.
00:14:49Hello?
00:14:50Hello?
00:14:56No, I'm awake.
00:14:59Pink and purple?
00:15:01Yeah.
00:15:02I'll go great together.
00:15:03So, you took care of N through Z?
00:15:08Hello?
00:15:09I guess.
00:15:11You guess?
00:15:13I got it.
00:15:14Do you think mom and dad will get back together?
00:15:20I hope so.
00:15:22Do you think he still loves her?
00:15:25Do you think he still loves her?
00:15:27In his crazy, clueless, mix-up kind of way, yeah.
00:15:30I don't think she loves him anymore.
00:15:35I mean, we...
00:15:37So, how about you tell me which girl is going to take me to the dance?
00:15:42Absolutely not.
00:15:44That would just spoil all the fun.
00:15:46You have to wait, just like everyone else.
00:15:49Okay, how about a hen?
00:15:52Okay.
00:15:52Hey, it's a girl.
00:15:56Leave me alone.
00:15:58Stay away from Rita.
00:16:00Nobody messes with my girl.
00:16:02She's not your girl.
00:16:08Hey.
00:16:10Leave him alone.
00:16:11Her what?
00:16:17Who's that?
00:16:18That's my cousin Connor.
00:16:23His family just removed here from back east.
00:16:26So, he's new?
00:16:28I mean, like, he goes to school here?
00:16:30Yeah.
00:16:32Cool.
00:16:34So, you're still making friends on the first day?
00:16:39He had it coming.
00:16:41That's when you start talking to pretty girls.
00:16:43You're funny, too.
00:16:44Connor, this is Lily, and this is...
00:16:48Emma.
00:16:50I'm Connor.
00:16:52It's nice meeting you both.
00:16:56Okay, we gotta go.
00:16:58Bye, ladies.
00:17:04Dad, dinner's ready!
00:17:11Emma?
00:17:12Hey, Dad.
00:17:13Dinner's ready.
00:17:14Uh, I'll be upstairs in about an hour, okay?
00:17:17An hour?
00:17:18Are you kidding me?
00:17:19I'm sorry.
00:17:20I told you I was working late tonight, didn't I?
00:17:23Okay.
00:17:30Hey, Lil.
00:17:31Can you come over?
00:17:36I promised Daddy'd be the first to know.
00:17:39But, Dad's not here.
00:17:41And you are.
00:17:42So, I'm listening.
00:17:46Okay, you have to promise not to tell a single soul what I'm about to tell you.
00:17:50Okay, I promise.
00:17:52It finally happened, Lily.
00:17:54I'm in love.
00:17:55With who?
00:17:56I can't tell you.
00:17:57Well, not yet.
00:17:58I want to ask him to the dance first.
00:18:00I mean, it'd be just my luck if he hated my guts or something.
00:18:02So, you called me all the way over here to tell me you're in love, which is probably the biggest thing that ever happened to you, and you won't even tell me who it is?
00:18:11I'm sorry.
00:18:11I'm sorry.
00:18:12Please don't be mad.
00:18:14Well?
00:18:16You know how they say twins share everything?
00:18:18I can't believe it.
00:18:20Both of us in love at the same time.
00:18:23I know.
00:18:24Now I know how Juliet felt.
00:18:27Emma, do you get a weird feeling inside when he looks at you?
00:18:32I mean, like you need to throw up, but you haven't eaten anything.
00:18:35That's romantic.
00:18:35But, yeah, I do.
00:18:40And when he smiles at you?
00:18:43Uh-huh.
00:18:44So it's agreed.
00:18:46As soon as they answer our invitation to dance, we'll tell each other who we're in love with.
00:18:50Agreed.
00:18:54I can order pizza or we can go out to dinner.
00:19:01Do you want to go out for pizza?
00:19:02Why don't you love mom anymore?
00:19:09I mean, how do you just fall out of love?
00:19:15It's complicated.
00:19:18I'm listening.
00:19:21I didn't fall out of love.
00:19:24You still love her?
00:19:28Uh-huh.
00:19:29That's why it's complicated.
00:19:33Why don't you just tell her?
00:19:36So what is all this?
00:19:38No fair changing the subject.
00:19:39No fair asking too many questions.
00:19:43What are you doing with the shredder, young lady?
00:19:49It finally happened, Dad.
00:19:52I think I'm in love.
00:19:53That's why I made a nice dinner for us.
00:19:58I wanted to tell you.
00:20:03Sorry.
00:20:05Now I know how you and mom felt.
00:20:09It's awful.
00:20:12Well, that's not the word that comes to mind when I think of love.
00:20:15No.
00:20:15What I meant is, I help other people fall in love.
00:20:19I mean, this kind of stuff just doesn't happen to me.
00:20:22I don't know how to handle it.
00:20:27He plays ball?
00:20:30Uh-huh.
00:20:33What's this line?
00:20:34Oh, I think it's perfect.
00:20:36And I should know.
00:20:38I would just melt if you agreed to go to the dance with me.
00:20:58Done already?
00:21:06Sorry, I was in a hurry.
00:21:09School project.
00:21:11Mm-hmm.
00:21:14Science.
00:21:16More like chemistry.
00:21:19Mom?
00:21:20I'm in love.
00:21:22With a really cute guy.
00:21:23Okay.
00:21:28Hey, looks like someone invited me to the dance.
00:21:39Don't.
00:21:41I'm going to text my mom and see if anyone dropped anything in the house.
00:21:46Please don't see me.
00:21:47Please don't see me.
00:21:48Please don't see me.
00:21:48Please don't see me.
00:21:49Please don't see me.
00:21:49Please don't see me.
00:21:49Please don't see me.
00:21:49Please don't see me.
00:21:52You hear that?
00:21:52There's nothing in there.
00:21:58No way.
00:22:07Another one.
00:22:09Dude, I'm so jealous.
00:22:12Your heart is melting.
00:22:13Huh?
00:22:14I mean, it's really melting.
00:22:15Oh.
00:22:17Did he see you?
00:22:18No, but it was really close.
00:22:20Oh, me too.
00:22:20There was a motion detector light, and it popped on just as I was about to knock.
00:22:24How long before they answer?
00:22:25They're guys, Lily.
00:22:26It's going to be a while.
00:22:28So what now?
00:22:29You got two invites.
00:22:30One guy.
00:22:32You do the math.
00:22:35If it's another one, it's mine.
00:22:54Awesome.
00:22:58Ethan said yes to Sarah.
00:23:10Alex said yes to Amanda.
00:23:12Jake has not responded to Sharon.
00:23:15My date said yes, of course.
00:23:17Piper's date hasn't answered, and Ashley hasn't asked her date yet.
00:23:21Hey, call me tonight, and I'll tell you a great way to ask.
00:23:23Thanks.
00:23:25What if our guys say no?
00:23:27They won't.
00:23:33So you're not going to tell me who asked you?
00:23:36No.
00:23:37Have you chosen you're going to take to the dance?
00:23:39No.
00:23:40Do it fast so the other girl can ask someone else.
00:23:43You wouldn't want to break her heart.
00:23:45Did you girls get your dresses yet?
00:23:49I did.
00:23:50I'm waiting.
00:23:51Just in case I chicken out.
00:23:53If anyone gets the same dresses, me all freak out.
00:23:56Did you buy your dresses yet?
00:23:57Come on.
00:23:58You're going to the dance, aren't you?
00:24:00Our mom's taking us tomorrow.
00:24:02Oh.
00:24:02I can't believe we're looking for dresses.
00:24:06I know.
00:24:07I'm so, is that...
00:24:10Oh my gosh.
00:24:15It's perfect for me.
00:24:18Oh.
00:24:20It's gorgeous.
00:24:22Why don't you try it on, though?
00:24:23That's okay.
00:24:24It was made for you.
00:24:26I like that yellow one over there.
00:24:28You sure?
00:24:28You're amazing.
00:24:40It's about time.
00:24:45Well, I answer.
00:24:48So is the lucky girl?
00:24:52Both.
00:24:54Yeah.
00:24:55Are you crazy?
00:24:55You answered yes to both of them.
00:24:57Why would you do that?
00:24:58I don't know.
00:24:59Well, who are they?
00:25:10Yes, he said yes.
00:25:14Hello?
00:25:15Emma.
00:25:16He said yes.
00:25:18When?
00:25:19I don't know.
00:25:19Just about a minute ago.
00:25:21Do you have anything?
00:25:23Not yet.
00:25:24Hold on.
00:25:25Let me go check again.
00:25:28There's nothing here.
00:25:35Lily, what if he doesn't answer?
00:25:37He will.
00:25:40It's on your face.
00:25:42You, uh...
00:25:43Save an effort later?
00:25:46Funny.
00:25:47Why are you so sad?
00:25:50It's nothing.
00:25:50Nothing.
00:25:50What's his name?
00:25:55Oh, what fools these mortals be.
00:25:58Uh, someone left this near the gate.
00:26:01I think it's for you.
00:26:02Dad, are you kidding me?
00:26:07Yes!
00:26:09Yes, yes, yes, yes!
00:26:10I told you.
00:26:12I know, I'm so happy.
00:26:14It's like I'm seeing colors.
00:26:16Me too.
00:26:17So, tell me his name.
00:26:20You first.
00:26:22Oh, you!
00:26:23Okay, well, say on the count of three.
00:26:25One, two, three.
00:26:29Connor Miller.
00:26:33Hey, Mom, can I go to Emma's house?
00:26:36Be back at 11.
00:26:37Is I'm okay?
00:26:39Yeah, we just have a little mix-up we need to sort out.
00:26:41No big deal.
00:26:44Love you, Mom.
00:26:45Love you.
00:26:50They're exactly the same.
00:26:52This is not happening.
00:26:54What are we going to do?
00:26:57We?
00:26:58There is no we.
00:27:00The girl who got their answer first should go to the dance.
00:27:03I got my answer first, so I'm going to go.
00:27:05So, what you're saying is that the girl who got her answer from Connor first gets to go to the dance with him?
00:27:11Exactly.
00:27:12And that would be me.
00:27:13We'll see about that.
00:27:15Hey, Dad!
00:27:17Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad!
00:27:19Hey, girls.
00:27:20Okay, remember that package that came for me today?
00:27:23What time did you get it?
00:27:24i think the six o'clock news was coming on when i came through the door
00:27:34aha aha what try to focus dad put my answer in the kitchen at six o'clock
00:27:40so technically i got my answer first even though i didn't know it when you called
00:27:45which was what time 6 45 problem solved thanks dad
00:27:52thanks a lot dad you're the one that made up the rules you tricked me into it
00:28:00why don't you just ask elliot out he's the one that's totally in love with you
00:28:04little problem emma i'm not in love with elliot i'm in love with connor and i'm going to the dance
00:28:08with it in your dreams in yours no way
00:28:14and lily and lily yeah lily yeah so have you figured out how you're gonna take both of them
00:28:28and i'm working on it
00:28:35can i sit here audia
00:28:50no not really
00:28:57hey lily
00:29:01can i sit here
00:29:06where are you going
00:29:09You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
00:29:20Um, why, why thank you.
00:29:24Those eyes.
00:29:27I can just drown those pigments.
00:29:37Uh...
00:29:38Uh...
00:29:39Did you like the baseball?
00:29:43Yeah.
00:29:45I sleep with it under my pillow every night.
00:29:48Really?
00:30:03Hi.
00:30:05Your eyes.
00:30:07Your face.
00:30:08Your soul.
00:30:13It's like a work of art.
00:30:20The colors of your fingernails are so becoming.
00:30:25It's like a lot of brush just painted a canvas of beauty.
00:30:35Wow.
00:30:35Why do I feel like I'm the only one going crazy here?
00:30:44I don't know.
00:30:44Why?
00:30:45Do you not see what you're doing?
00:30:51No.
00:30:51I've printed signs for you to audition with.
00:31:00You're going to sign if you're going to sign if you're going to audition.
00:31:02I suggest you choose a partner to audition.
00:31:07It will be to your advantage to have a partner, and it will be to your advantage if you practice together often.
00:31:15Hey, do you want to be partners?
00:31:20Hey, do you want to be partners?
00:31:21Hey, do you want to be partners?
00:31:23He's not trying out.
00:31:24Okay, we can be partners.
00:31:27Cool.
00:31:28Weren't your fingernails purple before?
00:31:32Were they?
00:31:33Be sure to sign your name to the audition sheet.
00:31:47I'll expect you to be on time for the audition.
00:31:51Four o'clock tomorrow, no second chances.
00:31:55You must be on time to be in my play.
00:31:58I have to be Juliet.
00:31:59Of course you do.
00:32:00Hope I get to be Romeo.
00:32:04He will.
00:32:07You're really good.
00:32:09Reverend Connor?
00:32:13Lily, may I have a word?
00:32:16Sure.
00:32:17You have a natural talent, Lily.
00:32:19Thanks.
00:32:20I really love the play.
00:32:21I can tell.
00:32:22I don't usually do this, but I want to tell you I've got my power.
00:32:27I want to tell you I've got my eye on you for Juliet.
00:32:31Really?
00:32:32I see bright things in your future.
00:32:36Thanks.
00:32:37I'll see you at the audition tomorrow.
00:32:40See you tomorrow.
00:32:41See you tomorrow.
00:32:42Lily.
00:32:43Hey, wait up.
00:32:44Hey, do you want to run lines tonight?
00:32:47Your house or mine?
00:32:48I can't.
00:32:49Hey.
00:32:50You can have them back in a minute.
00:32:51I can't.
00:32:52Hey.
00:32:53You can have them back in a minute.
00:32:54I can't.
00:32:55Hey.
00:32:56You can have them back in a minute.
00:32:57What is going on, ma'am?
00:32:58What are you talking about?
00:32:59You're playing both sisters.
00:33:01I can't help myself.
00:33:02I can't.
00:33:03You can have them back in a minute.
00:33:17What is going on, ma'am?
00:33:18What is going on, ma'am?
00:33:21What are you talking about?
00:33:22You're playing both sisters.
00:33:26I can't help it.
00:33:30I'm in love with both of you.
00:33:39Hey, Ash.
00:33:41Hey, Lily.
00:33:41We're at Connors.
00:33:42At the get-to-know-your-date-before-the-dance-party
00:33:45that you and Emma organized.
00:33:46You and Elliot should totally come over.
00:33:49Elliot?
00:33:50You're paying for the dance, silly.
00:33:51We'll be here till at least midnight.
00:33:53It's okay. I have other plans.
00:34:05If I can reach up and grab one of those stars,
00:34:13I'd bring it down here.
00:34:16And give it to you.
00:34:18And do that.
00:34:22Lily!
00:34:22I made a raspberry pie.
00:34:25And there was this Cary Grant marathon on TV tonight.
00:34:28If you don't mind, I'm really tired.
00:34:31I mean, I have my audition tomorrow
00:34:32and I need to polish my lines.
00:34:34Have you been crying?
00:34:37No.
00:34:38I'm just really stressed.
00:34:39You know how blushy I get when I'm stressed.
00:34:41I had a really nice time tonight.
00:34:45Me too.
00:34:50Let's wait.
00:34:53As you wish.
00:35:02Lily!
00:35:04Audrey?
00:35:04What's wrong?
00:35:07It's Lily.
00:35:08When she got home last night,
00:35:10it looked like she had been crying.
00:35:12Anything happen over there?
00:35:14She's a teenage girl.
00:35:16They cry all the time.
00:35:18Not Lily.
00:35:21No.
00:35:22She wasn't even here last night.
00:35:24Are you sure?
00:35:26I think I would know
00:35:27if my own daughter was at my house.
00:35:33Where were you?
00:35:34I'm right on time.
00:35:36Auditions were at four.
00:35:37I mean, you've known that for weeks.
00:35:39No, I had a note on my fridge.
00:35:42Mrs. Porter.
00:35:44Mrs. Porter.
00:35:48She didn't have an emergency, did she?
00:35:51Yeah.
00:35:51Yeah.
00:35:55I see you got the part of Romeo.
00:35:59Maybe if you talk to Mrs. Porter,
00:36:00she'll let you play the nurse.
00:36:04I'll see you tomorrow.
00:36:09Hey, Megan.
00:36:12You got the part of Juliet?
00:36:15It's really cool.
00:36:16I can't believe I did that to Lily.
00:36:23I'm a complete jerk.
00:36:25I'm a complete jerk.
00:36:26I'll see you tomorrow.
00:36:27I'm a complete jerk.
00:36:27I'm a complete jerk.
00:36:28I'm a complete jerk.
00:36:29I'm a complete jerk.
00:36:49Dad!
00:36:51Oh, Lily.
00:36:52How could you do that to your poor sister?
00:36:56Ask her what she did to me.
00:36:59What did you do?
00:37:02You started it.
00:37:04She drew all over my beautiful dress with a sharpie.
00:37:08Lily, do you know how much that dress cost?
00:37:12I'll pay for it.
00:37:13She sabotaged my audition.
00:37:16Mrs. Porter...
00:37:17She didn't have an emergency.
00:37:19Oh, Emma.
00:37:23You know how much that role meant to your sister.
00:37:25How could you do that to her?
00:37:30It's about that boy, isn't it?
00:37:32We both love him.
00:37:34So we both asked him to the dance.
00:37:36And he said yes to both of us.
00:37:37Why would he do that?
00:37:38And he's flirting with both of us, too.
00:37:39But he likes me best.
00:37:41I don't think so.
00:37:43Did he tell you that when he looks into your eyes, time stops?
00:37:46No.
00:37:46But he said my freckles are like little angel kisses.
00:37:53What?
00:37:55Nothing.
00:37:59Daniel, tell them why this boy loves them both so much.
00:38:04What are you talking about?
00:38:06Why is he in love with both of us?
00:38:08Because you have a special gift.
00:38:18Just like your dad does.
00:38:30Your dad is Cupid.
00:38:32Cupid?
00:38:33Like the guy in diapers who goes around shooting bows and arrows at people?
00:38:40Fine.
00:38:40Just blurt it out.
00:38:42I thought we were going to wait for the perfect moment to tell them.
00:38:45Well, when is the perfect moment, Daniel?
00:38:47We weren't going to tell them when they were 13.
00:38:49Now they're almost going to college.
00:38:50When is the perfect moment?
00:38:52You see?
00:38:52This is how you operate, isn't it?
00:38:54Blame everything on good old Daniel so you look like the good guy.
00:38:58Well, you know what?
00:38:59Take a good look in the mirror because you're the one that walked out.
00:39:01You're the one that split up this whole family.
00:39:04You know, good guys don't do that.
00:39:05No, good guys stick around and face the music.
00:39:09Like a man.
00:39:11Like a woman.
00:39:12Oh, yeah?
00:39:15Well, this woman is done.
00:39:18This woman wants a divorce.
00:39:29See how she gets?
00:39:31So, do you think Mom's really serious about wanting a divorce?
00:39:36You know how Mom gets when she's all work done.
00:39:39Especially about Dad.
00:39:40Yeah, you're right.
00:39:44You need to do something.
00:39:47Me?
00:39:48How?
00:39:48I don't know.
00:39:50Lock her in a room until she comes to her senses.
00:39:55I bet no one will notice if you put it out.
00:39:59Why have you to be bald?
00:40:02Here, let me.
00:40:02Why does love have to be so complicated?
00:40:13Because that's what makes it exciting.
00:40:16Take Romeo and Juliet, for instance.
00:40:19If their families weren't feuding, their story would be boring.
00:40:22Romeo meets Juliet, they fall in love, get married.
00:40:25Kids, the end.
00:40:26What's wrong with that?
00:40:31Do you really think Dad is Cupid?
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:37So, when I fell in love with your mother, that's when I crossed over.
00:40:51Became mortal.
00:40:53Did you use magic on Mom to make her fall in love with you?
00:40:56No.
00:40:57She said it was love at first sight.
00:41:00What about you?
00:41:05I became mortal, didn't I?
00:41:07So you can't make people fall in love anymore?
00:41:12Apparently not.
00:41:14Do you miss being Cupid?
00:41:17Sometimes.
00:41:19It's a rush seeing people fall in love.
00:41:24We know.
00:41:25What about falling in love yourself?
00:41:31That's where it gets complicated.
00:41:35I used to think I was the expert on love.
00:41:40I...
00:41:40I guess not.
00:41:45Take your mother, for example.
00:41:47I gave her this house, everything, and...
00:41:52It wasn't enough.
00:41:56It was never enough.
00:41:59Maybe she didn't want all this.
00:42:01Maybe all she wanted was you.
00:42:06Are you sad you're not Cupid anymore?
00:42:10No.
00:42:12I'd do it all over again to have a moment with her.
00:42:15If you still love her, why didn't you chase after her when she left?
00:42:19She still loves you, Dad.
00:42:20Well, then she needs to tell me that.
00:42:24If she's the one that left...
00:42:29Emma or Lily?
00:42:36I don't know.
00:42:37I've already told you that.
00:42:39The dance is next week.
00:42:41I feel like I'm under a spell or something.
00:42:50When I first saw Emma, I was like, she's the one.
00:42:54But then I saw Lily, and I was like, wow.
00:43:00You have to choose.
00:43:02How?
00:43:02I don't know.
00:43:04I don't know, but if you don't do it soon...
00:43:06I'm gonna do it for you.
00:43:11I'm really, really, really sorry about your audition.
00:43:15I'm sorry, too.
00:43:16About your hair, and the dress, and the...
00:43:21I'm just kidding.
00:43:22There's nothing else.
00:43:24Shh.
00:43:24Here comes Connor.
00:43:25Do I look okay?
00:43:26Yeah, do I?
00:43:27Hey.
00:43:27Hi, Connor.
00:43:33Have you guys seen Elliot?
00:43:35Last I saw, he was at his locker.
00:43:40Thanks.
00:43:45I'll catch you two later.
00:43:49Bye.
00:43:49That was weird.
00:43:51He didn't even notice my hair.
00:43:53And he's not all...
00:43:55Besotted?
00:43:56Yeah.
00:43:57Let's just forget about Connor.
00:44:00You know, and concentrate on Mom and Dad.
00:44:02You're right.
00:44:03Okay, well, I'm gonna go try to suck up to Mrs. Porter.
00:44:07I could go with you and explain.
00:44:09That's okay.
00:44:11You know, I better go alone.
00:44:13And about your dress?
00:44:15I used a washable marker.
00:44:17See you tonight.
00:44:18Bye.
00:44:19Bye.
00:44:20Do you know who you are?
00:44:22I'm the messenger.
00:44:23This is my message.
00:44:24Are you crying?
00:44:32Me?
00:44:34No way.
00:44:35Yes, you are.
00:44:38It was the movie.
00:44:41Mom, it was a movie about ninja assassins.
00:44:44Well, ninjas have feelings, too.
00:44:50Why don't you just call him and tell him you're sorry and you really don't want a divorce?
00:44:54You know he's crazy about you.
00:44:57I can't.
00:44:59Why not?
00:44:59Because I can't, okay?
00:45:02Just leave it at that.
00:45:04I don't get it.
00:45:05You guys are grownups and you're acting like me and Emma.
00:45:09Dad still loves you.
00:45:14Then why didn't he come after me after I left?
00:45:22He didn't even call.
00:45:23You really think you can forge their handwriting?
00:45:32I can try.
00:45:38Dear Daniel,
00:45:39I'm sorry for acting like an idiot.
00:45:43It was all my fault.
00:45:45I was a complete fool.
00:45:48And that doesn't really sound like Mom.
00:45:51No.
00:45:53Dear Daniel,
00:45:59Can we talk?
00:46:02I can't sleep.
00:46:05I'm sorry for everything.
00:46:08Please forgive me.
00:46:11It's perfect.
00:46:13Okay.
00:46:14Now, Dad.
00:46:18Audrey,
00:46:21Let's not waste
00:46:22any more time
00:46:23being mad at each other.
00:46:27I am so sorry for everything.
00:46:30I should have never let you go.
00:46:34It's close.
00:46:36It's just not exactly the same.
00:46:38Okay.
00:46:38How did you do that?
00:46:48I don't know.
00:46:52I don't know.
00:46:58Wow.
00:47:00What else can we do?
00:47:06Whoa.
00:47:10Watch this.
00:47:11Oh, we're magic.
00:47:22I know.
00:47:23This is awesome.
00:47:24You look amazing.
00:47:39Where are you going?
00:47:41Out.
00:47:42Wish me luck.
00:47:44Good luck.
00:47:45Wow.
00:47:46Where are you going?
00:47:47Out.
00:47:48Out where?
00:47:49Out there.
00:47:51So, Dad,
00:47:55when you were Cupid,
00:47:58did weird things happen to you?
00:48:00Like things changing color
00:48:02and glitter shooting out of your fingertips?
00:48:06Uh, no.
00:48:07I never had glitter shooting out my fingertips.
00:48:11How'd you do it then?
00:48:12I just kind of knew
00:48:14when people were meant to be together.
00:48:16And then you made them fall in love?
00:48:20Not made.
00:48:21Helped.
00:48:23There's a difference.
00:48:28There's someone coming.
00:48:29They're coming.
00:48:30Go, go, go, go, go.
00:48:37Look at the candles.
00:48:41Check that out.
00:48:42Sorry, I'm late.
00:48:52I, uh,
00:48:53got these for you.
00:48:55Oh, another one?
00:48:57Oops.
00:49:01They're beautiful.
00:49:03You're beautiful.
00:49:12I, uh,
00:49:14left my cell phone.
00:49:20You did.
00:49:26I've missed you.
00:49:28I've missed you, too.
00:49:31I had a dream about you last night.
00:49:34You were standing in the rain
00:49:36just like the first day we met.
00:49:37And I started walking towards you,
00:49:39but you turned
00:49:40and started walking away.
00:49:44I'm here now.
00:49:48I was so happy
00:49:49when I got your letter
00:49:50that you'd finally meet
00:49:51the first move.
00:49:52First move?
00:49:54Your letter.
00:49:57You sent me a letter.
00:49:58No, I didn't.
00:49:59Yes, you did.
00:50:00Come on.
00:50:10Hold on.
00:50:10Let's talk.
00:50:11There's nothing to talk about.
00:50:12What do you mean?
00:50:13I should have known
00:50:14that you would not have thought
00:50:15of something so beautiful.
00:50:17How could you do that to me?
00:50:18You made me look like
00:50:19such an idiot,
00:50:21jabbering on about my dream
00:50:22like a starry-eyed schoolgirl,
00:50:24and stupid me,
00:50:26thinking that he finally cared enough
00:50:28to make the first move.
00:50:30I just thought...
00:50:32You made things
00:50:33a million times worse.
00:50:35How could that possibly help?
00:50:36We thought that if we got you two
00:50:38together again,
00:50:38you'd make up.
00:50:39The worst part
00:50:40is you made me
00:50:42hurt her
00:50:43all over again.
00:50:45She flipped.
00:50:48He freaked.
00:50:49She's crying.
00:50:50He's working.
00:50:51Everything was so perfect
00:50:52until they figured out
00:50:53those letters were from us.
00:50:54I know.
00:50:55They were both really going for it.
00:50:57Mom looks so happy.
00:50:59I haven't seen her smile like that
00:51:01in a really long time.
00:51:02They belong together, Lily.
00:51:04We need to show them
00:51:05that they're making a huge mistake.
00:51:08But how?
00:51:10We could...
00:51:11We can't.
00:51:13Dad said no more magic.
00:51:15Then how are we going to make them
00:51:16fall in love again?
00:51:17We can't make them.
00:51:19But we can help them.
00:51:21Okay, then.
00:51:22We help Mom and Dad
00:51:23fall in love again.
00:51:24All we have to do
00:51:25is get them together
00:51:26one more time.
00:51:27And we do that how?
00:51:29We'll think of something.
00:51:31We're Cupid's daughters, aren't we?
00:51:33Yes, we are.
00:51:35We'll think of something.
00:51:37We're Cupid's daughters, aren't we?
00:51:39Yes, we are.
00:51:42You're teaching yoga?
00:51:45Uh-huh.
00:51:45It's good for the mind and the soul.
00:51:47You should try it.
00:51:55Look at this.
00:51:58That could work.
00:51:59What's this?
00:52:19Oh, nothing.
00:52:20They handed them out to everyone.
00:52:23Hmm.
00:52:24That's how it found its way to my desk.
00:52:34About last night...
00:52:36It's okay.
00:52:37You were right.
00:52:38It was all our fault.
00:52:39Do you want me to chaperone?
00:52:46Oh, I'm...
00:52:47I'm sure their parents have already signed up.
00:52:51But I want to.
00:52:55Well, if you insist.
00:52:57I do.
00:53:01Forgive me?
00:53:01Of course.
00:53:05Are you sure I won't embarrass you?
00:53:07You're kidding.
00:53:08I mean, what girl wouldn't love to have their mom chaperone?
00:53:11Besides, I think I'll need you there for moral support.
00:53:15Okay.
00:53:16Now, I'm...
00:53:18I'm sorry about last night.
00:53:21Can we just forget all about it?
00:53:23Okay.
00:53:24Give me a hug.
00:53:24I think I put too much to do.
00:53:31Looks like we have everyone all matched up for tomorrow night.
00:53:37So, here's what we'll do.
00:53:40We'll both get ready for the dance.
00:53:42If he goes to your door, you go.
00:53:44And if he comes to mine, I'll go.
00:53:47What about the girl who...
00:53:49She deals with it.
00:53:50And no magic.
00:53:52No magic.
00:53:54Because if it really is love,
00:53:57there will be magic.
00:53:59But I wanted to take pictures.
00:54:01You can take pictures at the dance.
00:54:04I think they need you there early.
00:54:05They have to go over some no-nos with you.
00:54:09You look beautiful.
00:54:13Connor's a lucky guy.
00:54:15Thanks.
00:54:16Okay, now I won't ruin anything.
00:54:19See you soon.
00:54:23Emma, could you help me?
00:54:24Where did my little girl go?
00:54:30She's still here.
00:54:31You look beautiful.
00:54:34Just like your mother.
00:54:35Thanks, Dad.
00:54:36You're gonna be late.
00:54:38I will see you at the dance.
00:54:41Can you promise to see the dance for me?
00:54:43I promise.
00:54:46Love you, Dad.
00:54:47You hope you're safe.
00:55:08You did it.
00:55:08Shall we go?
00:55:15You said that they were your favorite just like your mom
00:55:24They're beautiful
00:55:27I know I'm not Connor
00:55:30I know that too
00:55:32But maybe I could be a good second best
00:55:35You're not
00:55:45They did it again
00:55:51Always playing matchmakers
00:55:55It's in their blood
00:55:58Why did you run away Audrey?
00:56:05Why didn't you come after me?
00:56:08Thank you so much for doing this
00:56:10We were afraid we wouldn't be able to find anyone
00:56:12Don't you stand there
00:56:15Mr. Valentine
00:56:16Ask your beautiful wife to dance
00:56:17May I?
00:56:24May I?
00:56:37Oh they're dancing
00:56:38They look so cute
00:56:41Oh sorry
00:56:43No problem
00:56:44Elliot told me what happened with the audition
00:56:49We talked to Mrs. Porter and asked if you and I could alternate playing Juliet
00:56:52She said yeah
00:56:54She did?
00:56:55Mm-hmm
00:56:56I'll see you Monday after school
00:56:57Okay don't be late
00:56:58I won't
00:56:59Thanks Reagan
00:57:01No problem
00:57:02Hey
00:57:05What's wrong?
00:57:07I just feel bad for Lily
00:57:09You wish I'd chosen Lily instead?
00:57:12You wish I'd chosen Lily instead?
00:57:14No
00:57:14Look at her, she's happy
00:57:19Is it that painful?
00:57:24What?
00:57:26Being close to me
00:57:28How much do I love the Emma?
00:57:32Let me count the waves
00:57:36Let me count the waves
00:57:36Why are you still talking like that?
00:57:40I thought the magic wore off
00:57:41I don't think so
00:57:44I just can't believe that I'm gonna be Juliet
00:58:02And that you did that just for me
00:58:06I did it for me?
00:58:10I mean
00:58:11How am I supposed to be Romeo
00:58:15Unless you're Juliet?
00:58:18You're counting the minutes to the music stops, aren't you?
00:58:27No
00:58:27I know you are
00:58:29Oh
00:58:30Why?
00:58:32Because you know everything?
00:58:34You know what I want?
00:58:35What do you want, Audrey?
00:58:39And for the life of me, I can't figure it out
00:58:41I want to go home
00:58:45Come on, we have an emergency
00:58:50It's Mom, come on
00:58:52What did you do this time?
00:58:53What did I do?
00:58:54I didn't do anything
00:58:55Where's Mom?
00:58:56She left
00:58:57And you let her go?
00:58:58How could I stop her?
00:59:00How could you not?
00:59:02Are you kidding me?
00:59:03You let her go off again?
00:59:05Are you sure you used to be Cupid?
00:59:15Excuse me, I need that carriage
00:59:24I need that carriage
00:59:25Follow that woman, go
00:59:26They say you fall in love once in a lifetime
00:59:51I mean, really in love
00:59:53The kind where butterflies dance in your stomach
00:59:57And you're weak in the knees
00:59:58What do you want?
01:00:19I want you, Audrey
01:00:21I've always wanted you
01:00:27But I say
01:00:31You can fall in love
01:00:34Over and over again
01:00:36Until you get it right
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