00:00:01Need two whiskey sours from table five?
00:00:11No phones at work, Riley.
00:00:13Oh, my mom's in the hospital, and if the doctor calls and I don't pick up, I...
00:00:23You ordered both of these?
00:00:25I did. The ones for the, uh, sexy bartender.
00:00:30Sorry, I'm on the clock.
00:00:32Hey, well, I heard that you had money troubles, and, uh, what are you doing?
00:00:36Working all the time.
00:00:38What is it, double shifts?
00:00:40Let me help you out, and, uh, in return, you give me something.
00:00:45Yeah, sorry, not interested, but enjoy your drinks.
00:00:49Wait, just relax.
00:00:51Get off of me!
00:00:56You are going to pay for this.
00:00:58Do you not know who I am?
00:01:00Let go of her, Duncan.
00:01:06Are you alright?
00:01:08Who... who are you?
00:01:16Who... who are you?
00:01:18What the hell's going on here?
00:01:22This crazy bitch is chasing me with glass.
00:01:26Fire her, or I'm suing her.
00:01:28That's not what happened.
00:01:30Mr. Noble, I wasn't expecting you today.
00:01:32Well, disappointing a bar I own treats its employees so unfairly.
00:01:36Of course, the Noble Enterprise CEO would fund this stuff.
00:01:41Mr. Noble, I can't keep an employee who would throw a drink into a customer's face.
00:01:46Very well.
00:01:47So come work for me.
00:01:49What?
00:01:50Duncan, get out.
00:01:52Now.
00:01:53Yes, ma'am.
00:01:54This isn't over, Riley Bloom.
00:01:56Come on.
00:02:02Where do you think you're going?
00:02:03Look, I know you didn't mean the whole job offer thing.
00:02:07You clearly hate that guy and just wanted to stick it to him, so...
00:02:12I'm a man of my word.
00:02:14Do you want the job or not?
00:02:29So...
00:02:30You rescued me.
00:02:32You offered me a job.
00:02:34And now you took me to dinner.
00:02:36What's my hero's name?
00:02:38I'm Lucas Noble.
00:02:39The CEO of Noble Enterprises.
00:02:41Looking for a personal assistant.
00:02:44Uh...
00:02:45I'm not an escort.
00:02:47I'm not gonna sell you my body.
00:02:51That's what a personal assistant is.
00:02:54Right?
00:02:55You're beautiful, but...
00:02:57No.
00:02:58Not what I had in mind.
00:03:00So what did you have in mind?
00:03:02I'm a busy man.
00:03:03I need an assistant to help me with personal matters at home.
00:03:06You know, cooking, cleaning, organization.
00:03:10Yeah, I'm not a fan of scrubbing toilets.
00:03:14The starting salary is $10,000 a week.
00:03:18What?
00:03:21Maybe less if you can't keep drinks and glasses.
00:03:23Oh shit, sorry.
00:03:27Sit back down and listen.
00:03:30So...
00:03:31What's the catch?
00:03:40You'll move into my estate.
00:03:44You'll move into my estate.
00:03:47So...
00:03:49You want me to...
00:03:50Hack up my life...
00:03:51And move in with you...
00:03:53For a job.
00:03:54This job isn't for everyone.
00:03:59Why me?
00:04:00I didn't even graduate college.
00:04:02You stood up for yourself against Duncan Cross.
00:04:05My worst rival.
00:04:07Plus...
00:04:08You make a mean cocktail.
00:04:10Both for drinking and self-defense.
00:04:15So...
00:04:16What do you say?
00:04:17Why does Duncan hate you so much?
00:04:20That's classified.
00:04:21Unless you sign.
00:04:28What?
00:04:29You always just carry around contracts with you?
00:04:31I always have my eye open for potential opportunities.
00:04:34Yeah.
00:04:35No way.
00:04:36This has to be a scam.
00:04:38I can assure you.
00:04:39I'm the real deal.
00:04:40Hello?
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:51I have to go.
00:04:52I see an emergency.
00:04:54Riley.
00:04:56Call me if you change your mind.
00:05:03Collins.
00:05:05Make me a file with every detail on Riley Bloom.
00:05:07Take a doctor's statement.
00:05:08Take a doctor's statement, please.
00:05:09Mom?
00:05:10Mom?
00:05:11Can you hear me?
00:05:12Your mother's condition is rapidly worsening.
00:05:15We have to act immediately.
00:05:19Your mother stopped responding to the medical treatment.
00:05:22We only have a few days left.
00:05:24Well...
00:05:25Well, do something.
00:05:26You're the expert.
00:05:27Spot opened up in the latest experimental treatment.
00:05:31She may save your mother's life.
00:05:33So what are you waiting for?
00:05:34Miss Bloom, it's quite expensive.
00:05:38It's one million dollars.
00:05:42Honey.
00:05:45Honey.
00:05:47I have already put you into so much debt.
00:05:50Please just give up on me.
00:05:52No.
00:05:53No.
00:05:55We'll find a way.
00:05:56We always do.
00:05:59Start the trial.
00:06:01We'll get you the money.
00:06:02Honey.
00:06:20It's late.
00:06:23I'll sign a contract.
00:06:25My driver will pick you up in the morning.
00:06:27See you soon, Miss Bloom.
00:06:29You, Miss Bloom.
00:06:31You're welcome.
00:06:32I'm looking at you.
00:06:33Hey, girl.
00:06:34I'm going to get out for a second.
00:06:35I'm going to get out of touch with you.
00:06:37She's been so excited that I have to go to the police.
00:06:42You're welcome.
00:06:44I'm going to be here.
00:06:47My friends.
00:06:48I'm doing so 4 in the morning.
00:06:49My friends.
00:06:50I like to be here.
00:06:51I'm going to sit here.
00:06:52We're going to be here today.
00:06:53Go to nothing.
00:06:54I'm going to be here.
00:06:55I'm going to be a better decision.
00:06:56I'm going to be here, I'm going to be here.
00:06:57Welcome to your new home, Ms. Bloom.
00:07:09Riley's fine.
00:07:11I thought you would maybe send a maid or something.
00:07:14I wanted to orient you personally, Riley.
00:07:24What are you doing with my fiance?
00:07:27You're engaged?
00:07:34You're engaged?
00:07:37Riley, this is Gia, my fiance.
00:07:39Gia, this is Riley, my new assistant.
00:07:45Excuse me.
00:07:47Work never rests.
00:07:50Hi.
00:07:51It's nice to meet you.
00:07:53I won't let a dirty gold digger into our home.
00:07:56Uh, what did you just call me?
00:07:59Listen, you whore.
00:08:01Keep your claws off my fiance and our money.
00:08:05Look, I'm just here to do my job and I don't want to be bullied by some wannabe Barbie with a stick up her ass.
00:08:13Watch your mouth.
00:08:17Or I'll have Lucas fire you.
00:08:25What happened?
00:08:26Oh, nothing. I'm fine.
00:08:29So, uh, what's first, Mr. Noble?
00:08:31I had an important beating come up, but Collins will come show you around.
00:08:35Okay.
00:08:36Oh, uh, you must be Collins.
00:08:53That's me, Julia Collins, Lucas Noble's assistant.
00:08:56Oh, but I'm his new assistant.
00:09:08I'm his business assistant.
00:09:10I handle Noble Enterprise affairs.
00:09:11I've never seen a personal assistant last more than a week.
00:09:19Territorial much?
00:09:21You have a pink room or something?
00:09:25I have a girlfriend.
00:09:26But if you are, trust me, because I want to marry Gia.
00:09:33Come touch. That's Versace.
00:09:35Okay, here.
00:09:35I, I can't work in this.
00:09:40You're part of Lucas's household now?
00:09:41You'd better dress the part.
00:09:46Lucas eats dinner at 10 p.m. because he works late.
00:09:49He's deathly allergic to mustard.
00:09:51And all of his suits need to be laid out at exactly 7 a.m.
00:09:55Yeah, I read the handbook.
00:10:00Maybe it'll last a whole month.
00:10:05Oh, sorry.
00:10:13Oops, sorry.
00:10:18Needed my jacket.
00:10:20Oh, my damn zipper's stuck.
00:10:23Here, let me help.
00:10:33Fits you perfectly.
00:10:35Is this how you treat all your employees?
00:10:43Because I...
00:10:45Mr. Cross?
00:10:51I'm on my way.
00:10:54Text me if you need anything.
00:10:56Lucas?
00:11:14What are you doing here?
00:11:16I called off my wedding.
00:11:19You broke a bit, Gia.
00:11:20Why?
00:11:21Why?
00:11:21I can't stop thinking about you.
00:11:36You with me?
00:11:37I'm on my way.
00:11:37Lucas.
00:11:58Wake up.
00:11:59Wake up.
00:12:00Wake up.
00:12:01No sleeping on the jog.
00:12:02What the hell?
00:12:03You're my servant now, too, so you better do what I say.
00:12:11You can't handle working for the noble family.
00:12:14Just quit now.
00:12:16I finished all of my work, and if that's all you have to say, then I'm going to go back to sleep.
00:12:25Oh, no.
00:12:26It looks like you've barely started.
00:12:29Better hurry up.
00:12:30This is like two days' worth of work.
00:12:33If you can't do it, you're fired.
00:12:54Screw this.
00:12:55I'll just find another job where I'm not having sex dreams about my boss and getting harassed by his insane fiancée.
00:13:02Sorry, I'll clean faster.
00:13:04You still aren't done?
00:13:09You still aren't done?
00:13:11What are you doing cleaning in the middle of the night?
00:13:21Gia said if I don't finish these chores by tonight, then I'm fired.
00:13:25You're my assistant, not hers.
00:13:37Well, I can't leave the countertop all soapy now.
00:13:40Then hand me a sponge.
00:13:43What do you do?
00:13:47I need you sharp tomorrow.
00:13:54No offense, but since when does a rich CEO know anything about scrubbing counters?
00:14:00I've cleaned this place many times.
00:14:03I never assign labor I can't do myself.
00:14:06Wow.
00:14:07I didn't expect you to be so nice.
00:14:10I can't have you buy out on day one.
00:14:15So, you only care about how much work you can use how to read?
00:14:21Don't assume what I want, really.
00:14:22Okay.
00:14:22Okay.
00:14:40Sweet dreams.
00:15:10Sweet dreams.
00:15:25Riley.
00:15:28I wasn't thinking.
00:15:30Apparently, neither was I.
00:15:33Wait.
00:15:36What?
00:15:38You kissed me back.
00:15:40Why?
00:15:43Tonight never happened.
00:15:45Good night.
00:16:05Riley.
00:16:05Tim Lucas.
00:16:07What have you done to me?
00:16:10I made pancakes.
00:16:20How about you make eggs next time?
00:16:22What?
00:16:22Everyone loves pancakes.
00:16:24I hope you don't have trouble accepting feedback.
00:16:26I'm sorry.
00:16:27I didn't know we were being so formal.
00:16:29I am your boss.
00:16:31In case you forgot.
00:16:33Got it.
00:16:35No more pancakes.
00:16:36But shouldn't we talk about what happened last time?
00:16:40I emailed you today's task list.
00:16:43Get it done.
00:16:43How's the new hire?
00:17:01Let's go over our strategy for the Johnson deal.
00:17:04You're avoiding.
00:17:05I mean, something happened.
00:17:07You're reading into it.
00:17:08I like her.
00:17:12She's way better than Gia.
00:17:14The bride's still a queen of hell.
00:17:15We both know I can't leave Gia.
00:17:19Mom.
00:17:20Mom.
00:17:26Gia just called in tears.
00:17:28You better fix whatever you've done.
00:17:31My engagement isn't your concern.
00:17:35If you don't marry Gia, I'm...
00:17:39I made pancakes.
00:17:47How about you make eggs next time?
00:17:49What?
00:17:50Everyone loves pancakes.
00:17:51I hope you don't have trouble accepting feedback.
00:17:54I'm sorry.
00:17:55I didn't know we were being so formal.
00:17:57I am your boss.
00:17:59In case you forgot.
00:18:00Got it.
00:18:02No more pancakes.
00:18:05But shouldn't we talk about what happened last...
00:18:08I emailed you today's task list.
00:18:10Get it done.
00:18:26How's the new hire?
00:18:27Let's go over our strategy for the Johnson deal.
00:18:31You're avoiding.
00:18:32I mean, something happened.
00:18:34You're reading into it.
00:18:36Hmm.
00:18:38I like her.
00:18:40She's way better than Gia.
00:18:41The bride's still a queen of hell.
00:18:43We both know I can't leave Gia.
00:18:47Mom.
00:18:48Mom.
00:18:48Gia just called in tears.
00:18:56You better fix whatever you've done.
00:18:59My engagement isn't your concern.
00:19:01If you don't marry Gia, I will have the board find a new CEO.
00:19:14I will have the board find a new CEO.
00:19:20I can't retire till I know you've married Gia.
00:19:26A woman of status.
00:19:29I'll talk to her.
00:19:31Good.
00:19:32Now, let's discuss the patent lawsuit that Duncan fumbled our way.
00:19:37Mom.
00:19:37You appointed me CEO.
00:19:40Okay, please step back and let me do my job.
00:19:43Noble Enterprises is my baby.
00:19:47Mr. Cross is here.
00:19:50Oh.
00:19:51I'll show him.
00:19:52Mom.
00:19:53Go home.
00:19:55Enjoy retirement.
00:19:55You know what?
00:20:05I'll settle for a few million.
00:20:07You ripped off a noble design.
00:20:10Don't embarrass yourself in court.
00:20:12Hi.
00:20:13Lucas, I've brought you a surprise.
00:20:15You.
00:20:18I wanted to bring you something to make things a little less weird.
00:20:22You're interrupting a very important meeting.
00:20:24Yes, I see now that I've made things more weird.
00:20:29I can't believe you hired her, Noble.
00:20:33Was it pity?
00:20:34I overheard your meeting by accident.
00:20:38And I think I may have an idea how to fix your who invented what for her situation.
00:20:44How about you tell her to leave the men to talk?
00:20:48I messed up again.
00:20:51I'm just going to go.
00:20:52No.
00:20:56Tell us your brilliant idea.
00:21:00Tell us your brilliant idea.
00:21:04Well, instead of wasting money in court, why not let the market decide which version of the product is better?
00:21:13Go along.
00:21:13You could host a party and have investors test both versions in a contest.
00:21:19It will boost sales and press.
00:21:23And if I win, the patent is mine alone.
00:21:28And vice versa.
00:21:30You have a deal.
00:21:31Nice work.
00:21:43I'm putting you in charge of party planning.
00:21:45What?
00:21:46No, I'm not ready or qualified for that.
00:21:49Congratulations.
00:21:51You've just been promoted.
00:21:52And Riley?
00:21:57Make these more often.
00:22:00Right?
00:22:01Looks like we're going to be spending a lot more time together.
00:22:04Great.
00:22:08Great.
00:22:09More one-on-one time with my boss.
00:22:12We need to get a limited edition gift.
00:22:16Maybe your AI cocktail robot?
00:22:20Engraved with our guest's name.
00:22:21Perfect.
00:22:22Making investors feel valued while still hyping up the Noble Grant.
00:22:26Hmm?
00:22:27And how did Duncan steal your idea anyway?
00:22:33I bet he stole it during a meeting from my private files.
00:22:38Where do you take that asshole down?
00:22:42Oops.
00:22:43Sorry.
00:22:44I knew it.
00:22:46You're cheating on me with her?
00:22:48Oof.
00:22:51Oof.
00:22:51Oof.
00:22:54Kind of a little super early tonight.
00:22:56We need to get a limited edition gift.
00:22:59Maybe your AI cocktail robot?
00:23:03Engraved with our guest's name.
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