- 4 days ago
Back Off, The Prince Is Mine
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00:00Don't be. They're going to love you. I'll be home soon.
00:03Just have a few more meetings with the Foundation.
00:06Fresh flowers in the room? Check. Candles? Check.
00:08Excellent. Let's prepare the welcome cake.
00:10I still hope your mom lets me design a dress for the Spring Gala.
00:15Oh, Matthew, what if she hates me?
00:16Who wouldn't love the future princess of Westmarch?
00:20I still can't believe I get to marry a prince. Oh, my God.
00:23And I can't believe I'm going to marry the most beautiful woman in the world.
00:26Oh, my goodness. The princess future bride is going to love this.
00:31Be careful. This was handcrafted by the cake boss himself and flown in from Italy.
00:36I think they're here. Oh, my goodness. Okay.
00:40Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:42Stop with the bumps. You're messing up my makeup.
00:51Sorry.
00:52You're a royal chauffeur.
00:54Aren't you supposed to be good at driving?
00:56I may be interviewing for a housekeeping position,
00:58but I need to look like a princess if I'm ever going to land the prince.
01:02And you're going to help me.
01:04Please don't ask me to help me.
01:05Sure. I can't afford to lose this job.
01:08I've got a family to support.
01:09I've been waiting my entire life for this moment.
01:11And I know everything there is to know about the prince.
01:14Every last little detail.
01:16Ah!
01:16I'm sorry.
01:26Let's see.
01:28Ah!
01:29Ah!
01:29Ah!
01:29Miss Ross, it's an honor to meet you.
01:50Congratulations on your engagement.
01:53Thanks.
01:53Engagement?
01:54What the hell is she talking about?
01:56When will the prince be arriving?
01:58These dumb royal assistants think that I am Pamela Ross.
02:02This can be fun.
02:03He'll be here in a few days.
02:05Maybe see the ring.
02:07You know, the engagement ring.
02:11Uh, it's being cleaned.
02:14Oh, okay.
02:15Um, your suitcases?
02:18Oh, crap.
02:20The airline lost them.
02:24They'll be delivered later.
02:25Then, please follow me, ma'am.
02:29It's Miss.
02:31Miss.
02:44This is it, Pamela.
02:45Hello?
02:59Yes.
03:00What?
03:01We don't want any.
03:02Oh, uh, sorry.
03:04Hi.
03:05I'm Pamela Ross.
03:08The princess's fiance.
03:10I'm Pamela Ross.
03:18The princess's fiance.
03:20Right.
03:20And I'm Queen Sarah.
03:22Get out of here before I call security.
03:23What?
03:24Um, what is going on here?
03:27This freak claims to be you.
03:29Uh, she's a fraud.
03:31I'm the princess's fiance.
03:33What?
03:34She's lying.
03:36It's a fake.
03:38Uh, okay.
03:41If you're the prince's fiance, then when's his birthday?
03:44February 17th, 1999.
03:46Where'd you go to school?
03:47USC.
03:48BA in Business Administration.
03:50Okay.
03:52Favorite ice cream flavor?
03:54Mint.
03:55Chocolate.
03:56Chip.
03:57How do you know all of that?
03:59Who are you?
04:00I'm Pamela Ross, fiance of Prince Matthew of Westmarch, soon-to-be princess and future
04:07queen of Westmarch.
04:14Okay.
04:16If you really are Pamela Ross, then I assume you'll be attending Lady Alana Huffington's
04:22fundraiser for the Prince's Trust?
04:24Of course I'll be attending.
04:28They are auctioning off a Hearts and Roses gown.
04:31I want to wear that gown to the Queen's Spring Gala.
04:34But, wait a second.
04:36Hang on.
04:37Let's go.
05:07You shameless bitch!
05:19That'll teach you.
05:21Fraud freak?
05:23Loser.
05:37What is going on here?
05:38Who are you?
05:39I'm Daniel, Matthew's older brother.
05:41I'm here for the spring gala.
05:43He was abdicated from the floor a few years back after that incident.
05:45Shh! I know this. Of course I know this.
05:48You're my assistant.
05:50This woman is pretending to be Prince Matthew's fiancée.
05:53I am his fiancée.
05:55No, I'm his fiancée.
05:58And I want this imposter gone.
06:01I'm sure we can get this all figured out.
06:03Oh, shut up!
06:04Excuse me?
06:05I am the future princess.
06:07Future queen of Westmarch.
06:09And I want her out!
06:13Now!
06:14Shut up, you hag!
06:16You have the manners of a pig!
06:22Bitch fight.
06:25You know what?
06:35You bitch!
06:37I am going to kill you!
06:41You just want to keep yourself up?
06:43Let's get out of here before this gets any uglier.
06:46Ah!
06:47Ahh!
06:55Daniel!
07:00Let's try this again.
07:01Welcome to Westmarch.
07:02Oh my goodness! They're beautiful.
07:03Daniel let's try this again. Welcome to Westmarch. Oh my goodness. They're beautiful. I picked them myself
07:11Wow
07:12Your brother didn't tell me how charming you are me and my brother aren't on the best of terms. Oh
07:18Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Anyhow, I came by to see if you would like to take a tour of the grounds
07:23You know, maybe take a break from yesterday's
07:26Drama, are you sure you want to do that now that I'm a fraud and a freak?
07:30I don't know who you are, but I find you to be delightful and
07:35That other Pamela well, she is quite unfriendly
07:39So shall we let's okay
08:00She's a nobody and we've never even met mother. She's a very talented designer
08:18She just graduated from the Fashion Institute and designing your dress would really put her on the map
08:23When does she get here? She's already here. Then why haven't I met her because you're sick mother Daniel quiet. I am speaking to your better brother
08:34My darling boy, you're going to love Pamela. I promise. Okay. I love I love you mother. I love you more
08:43Oh
08:50Daniel sort out this dress disaster. I really don't want to be wearing some bimbo's rags. Yes mother
08:57And don't mess it up this time
09:13I
09:34Don't know she's pretending that she's me
09:36She says that she's your fiance and she knows all these personal details about you. It's creepy. What about my brother?
09:42He's been great. I think he might be the only person who actually believes me. Should I call my mother? No
09:49No, no, no. She's already doesn't feel well. The last thing I want to do is cause problems for her
09:54I really want her to like me. She will she'll adore you just as I do
09:58I hope so. I'll be back in a few days once I'm back. I'll set her straight. Han I appreciate that, but I
10:06Want to earn her respect and love myself spoken like the true princess of Westmarch
10:10Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Well, can you blame me? I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
10:16I love you so much
10:18I'm the luckiest girl alive, and I'm the luckiest guy
10:22Okay, I should run. I love you. I love you more
10:29What are you doing here
10:31What are you doing here I'm here for the fundraiser what are you doing here? I'm attending the fundraiser that hearts and roses gown is mine
10:45You don't have an invitation
10:48What's this yeah, what's that what's that?
10:51Stop that stop it right now stop it
10:56How did you get that I?
10:59Need you to get me an invitation to a lot of Huffington's fundraiser tomorrow. That's impossible. I don't care do it
11:05It was hand-delivered to me addressed to the princess of Westmarch
11:24You're lying. Where's your invitation fraud?
11:29Right here
11:32Give that back
11:35Give it back
11:38You all are acting like white trash
11:52Thank you that invitation is forged well it looks quite real to me
12:01Should I accompany you to the ballroom?
12:10It's right this way then I have some personal matters to attend to
12:13Okay
12:28Great
12:31Does anyone smell something rotten I do you
12:38Let's just get through this shall we ladies?
12:45Security
12:46There's a hooker here who crashed the event so she can pick up men
12:51Actually, there's an impostor here pretending that she's me you can't even afford a hearts and roses gown
12:56We'll see about that leave now before I drag you out by your hair
13:01I dare you
13:02Security there is an impostor here
13:05Security
13:07What is going on here?
13:08Great
13:08It's him
13:10The old abdicated brother
13:12The shame of the family
13:13The shame of the family
13:14The shame of the family
13:15The shame of the family
13:17And she's his hooker
13:19Enough
13:20Enough
13:21Enough
13:22Enough
13:24The auction is about to begin
13:26Please
13:27Ignore them
13:28Ladies and gentlemen
13:29Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending my event
13:33Thus far, we've raised over $1 million for Hope for Children, our Queen's beloved charity
13:42We're sorry, Her Majesty isn't feeling well tonight and cannot be here
13:51But onward to the highlight of the evening
13:55It's time to auction this authentic hearts and roses gown
14:00Valued at $2 million
14:03And donated by the mysterious designer who remains completely anonymous
14:10Nobody knows the true identity of hearts and roses
14:13Shh
14:14Now, do we have an opening bid of $100,000?
14:20$100,000
14:21We have $100,000
14:23Now do I hear $500,000?
14:26$1 million
14:28We have $1 million
14:31Now do I hear $2 million?
14:34$2 million
14:35$10
14:37$10 million
14:39We have $10 million for Hearts and Roses gown
14:46Going once, going twice
14:47Sold to Prince Daniel
14:49It's a gift for you, my lovely friend
14:59Oh, that's too much
15:00Oh, really?
15:01Considering what you've had to deal with tonight, it's nothing
15:02Thank you
15:03My dear, would you give us the honor of modeling this dress?
15:12Yes, I'd love to
15:13Well, thank you
15:15Security!
15:16Security!
15:17This woman is a fraud!
15:19As the fiancé of Prince Matthew, I think she needs to be thrown out immediately
15:26Security!
15:27Guards!
15:29But...
15:30But...
15:31But...
15:32I'm the Prince's fiancé
15:34Wait, wait
15:35Let go of me!
15:36Leave her alone
15:38As second in line to the Crown
15:45You are fired
15:46Leave now!
15:50Please excuse that
15:51May I accompany to your dressing room?
15:54Yes
15:55Thank you
16:01You have to admit
16:02He's pretty sexy
16:03Yeah
16:04Shut up!
16:13Exquisite
16:14Beautiful
16:15She looks just like a princess
16:17Yeah
16:24I suppose that
16:25Now would be as good of a time as any for me to announce that
16:29I am Hearts and Roses
16:32I designed that dress
16:35She's Hearts and Roses?
16:37Her identity is finally revealed
16:39How thrilling!
16:41That's impossible
16:43It is possible
16:45Because I designed that dress
16:47No!
16:48No, it's not possible
16:49Because I designed this dress
16:53I'm Hearts and Roses
16:59I'm Hearts and Roses
17:00Sorry!
17:02Now I've heard everything
17:05The fraud freak is a pathological liar
17:10I'm not lying and I can prove it
17:13We all know that Hearts and Roses sews a hidden gem into each dress
17:17Right?
17:18Tell us something we don't already know
17:20Well, I sewed a red ruby into this bodice
17:23I can go to the bathroom and take it off
17:26Pick out the seam
17:27Just to prove it all to you
17:30Yeah, that's a good idea
17:32Let her prove it
17:34I'll take care of that
17:36What the fuck, you freak?
17:46Why would you do that?
17:48Now the ruby is missing
17:49How is she supposed to prove it now?
17:51Now what?
17:53I am Pamela Ross
17:55I am Hearts and Roses
17:57And I will not stand for these games anymore
18:01You've gone too far
18:03Stop!
18:06Stop!
18:10Stop!
18:15What's the meaning of this?
18:17Your Highness, this woman is pretending to be Prince Matthew's fiancé
18:20And now she claims to be Hearts and Roses
18:23But...
18:25Your Highness, I am the real Pamela Ross
18:29I am Matthew's fiancé
18:30And I am so honored to meet you
18:36You may stand, my dear
18:41You?
18:42You fraud
18:44How dare you?
18:45Look at you exposing your breasts at such a reverent event
18:51Daniel, your taste in women hasn't improved
18:54Another hussy
18:56This woman is a liar
18:58Fool out, both of you
19:00Madam, I don't know who she is
19:02But she's pulled the wool over your eyes
19:03Just like everyone else
19:07How dare you?
19:20What the hell is going on here?
19:25What the hell is going on here?
19:29What the hell is going on here?
19:30Matthew
19:35What'd they do to you, baby?
19:43Mother, what is the meaning of this?
19:45She claims to be your fiancé
19:46She is my fiancé
19:49So you think you can just waltz in here and marry into this family?
19:54Look at you
19:56You're a whore
19:58Trying to manipulate my son
20:00You think you're the true Hearts and Roses?
20:03You're a fake
20:05She's a fraud
20:07And she's a whore
20:09She is Hearts and Roses
20:11What are you saying?
20:15I had you investigated
20:17And I know you're not Pamela Ross
20:19You're Misha Dankworth
20:20And you're a grifter
20:24You're Misha Dankworth
20:25And you're a grifter
20:26You've been arrested twice for shoplifting
20:28And your brother works here at the palace
20:30And you're a flaccid loser who's never going to live up to his younger brother's greatness
20:33What's your point?
20:35Listen, I think you want my brother
20:38And I want Pamela
20:40You burn his balls
20:42He should be with me
20:43Who cares?
20:44I just want to fuck with Mama's boy in there
20:46And I just want to fuck Mama's boy
20:48Well, then maybe...
20:50Maybe we could help each other out
20:52What do you have in mind?
20:53Well...
20:58Well, Hearts and Roses is my favourite designer
21:02I was thinking of asking them to design a dress for the Royal Charity Gala
21:09Maybe...
21:10I have had both of these women investigated
21:12And according to my information
21:14This woman, Misha
21:15Is the true Hearts and Roses as she claims to be
21:22Misha is the true Hearts and Roses as she claims to be
21:25Daniel, you know that's not true
21:27I'm sorry Pamela
21:29I'm so sorry
21:32I pretended to be Pamela to get close to you
21:34And I wanted to design a dress for you for the Gala
21:39But now my surprise is ruined
21:42Clever girl
21:44My staff have been watching you, Misha
21:48And they've told me some very good things
21:51That you are a self-made woman
21:53You are full of confidence and strength
21:56You're the kind of woman who could rule the design world
22:00The kind of woman who might be a good queen one day
22:05This one
22:07Can't even possibly be a princess
22:10Let alone being anything else
22:13Mother, enough
22:17Clearly Misha is the true Hearts and Roses
22:21And much more suitable for the Prince of Westmarch
22:26Matthew, I want you to marry her
22:29I want you to marry her
22:34I want you to marry her
22:36I will not
22:38Pamela is my fiancee
22:40And the love of my life
22:42But...
22:43I wouldn't be caught dead with a skank like you
22:47A contest
22:49Both women shall design a dress
22:51And then we will see
22:53Who the true Hearts and Roses is
22:54Hearts and Roses is
22:55And the winner of the contest
22:57Shall we design the dress for the gala
23:00For the queen
23:02My fuck-up son has had a good idea for once
23:05A contest it is
23:07And may the best woman win
23:10Next Saturday night
23:13You're just going to make a fool of yourself
23:16Shame on you
23:17Look, I'm sorry tonight was so hard
23:22But...
23:23I'll laugh
23:25How about I try to make you feel a little bit better
23:28What did you have in mind?
23:33How about I show you
23:35Just how much I love you
23:37Please do
23:39hmm
23:40I have a good idea
23:41Please do
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50:22And you will need to indicate whether you like this pink dress or the blue dress.
50:32The ballots will then be counted, and we will announce the winner this evening.
50:37In the meantime, please enjoy the party.
50:40The moment of truth.
50:41Fuck you.
50:42If you'd like, that could be arranged.
50:43Ladies and gentlemen, the moment of truth.
50:53The votes have been tallied, and the results are in.
50:57Please may I have the envelope?
51:00The true hearts and roses.
51:05Who will design my dress for the Hope for Children charity gala is...
51:13Pamela Ross?
51:26Oh, my God.
51:27We've been wrong this entire time.
51:29We're fucked crap.
51:32My darling, I am so sorry I ever doubted you.
51:37Can you ever forgive me?
51:39Of course I forgive you.
51:40You're my beloved's mother.
51:41Well, soon, and sooner rather than later, I hope, I'll also be your mother.
51:47Of course.
51:48Oh.
52:06Stop!
52:07The contest was fixed.
52:13The contest was fixed.
52:15What?
52:20Those two women, the Queen's secretary and the secretary's assistant, stuck the ballot box.
52:28I saw them, they were throwing out the real votes, and shoving it full of votes for Pamela.
52:35What the hell are you talking about?
52:37That's insane.
52:37You'd never do anything like that.
52:39She's lying.
52:40Ladies and gentlemen, please calm down.
52:43Stop!
52:44That's my dress!
52:46That is my dress!
52:49Thank God I got here in time.
52:50It's the Pierre Tosh original.
52:53Sorry, Misha.
52:53Sorry, Misha.
53:02That's impossible, because I designed the dress.
53:06Lies!
53:07I designed it, and I can prove it.
53:10In every dress, there is a label made with golden thread, sewn into the seam.
53:17Allow me.
53:17It's there.
53:25She's a thief.
53:26That dress was taken from my studio two days ago.
53:30Security!
53:31Call the police!
53:32No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
53:34Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
53:37It was my brother, Ralph!
53:40Ralph is your brother?
53:41Yes.
53:42And he tried to have Pamela killed!
53:46Not true!
53:48Misha did it all!
53:51Misha did it all!
53:53She blackmailed me to kill Pamela, and she made me steal the dress.
53:58She drugged her and wanted me to have sex with her and take photos of her.
54:03What?
54:03What?
54:04I couldn't go through that.
54:07Misha did it all!
54:09I believe him.
54:11So do I.
54:13Take her away!
54:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
54:19It was Daniel!
54:21Daniel is a pervert who's obsessed with Pamela.
54:26He's got all of these pictures and these videos of her, and, and he's obsessed with trying to hurt his younger brother.
54:35He deserves it.
54:41He deserves all of it.
54:42He's always the first.
54:43He gets everything he wants.
54:44I'm the firstborn.
54:46It's my turn.
54:47My turn.
54:48Take them both away.
54:49Call the police.
54:50Get away from me.
54:52Get your hands off me.
54:53Get your hands off me.
54:54Mommy.
54:55Mother.
54:55Mother.
54:56Mommy.
54:58Mommy.
54:59Mommy.
55:00I hate you.
55:02I'll keep you.
55:04Oh, my God.
55:05Oh, my God.
55:06Oh, my God.
55:06We're so, so, so, so, so sorry.
55:08Mommy, you're so sorry.
55:10She got us full.
55:11Stop.
55:11I forgive you.
55:14Really?
55:15Thank you so much.
55:15Oh, my God.
55:16Thank you so much.
55:17Stand up.
55:19She may forgive you, but I don't.
55:22You're fired.
55:24What?
55:24Get your hands off of me.
55:26Ow.
55:27Ow.
55:27I can't get this job.
55:28Please.
55:29Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to the true Hearts and Roses, the future
55:39Princess and the future Queen of Westmarch.
55:46The future Princess and the future Queen of Westmarch, Miss Pamela Ross.
55:55Please.
56:05Ah!
56:06Fuck!
56:07Help.
56:37To be continued...
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