- 5 months ago
My StepBrother is My Ex FULL
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00:00:00I've come home from college to a new house and a new stepmom.
00:00:07And my son is going to love you.
00:00:09He's going to a frat party at the Naval Academy tonight.
00:00:13Dean?
00:00:14Hannah, don't walk away from me, Hannah.
00:00:16You already did that four years ago.
00:00:18Shut up!
00:00:19Where's Dean?
00:00:20He's in the bathroom getting ready for round two.
00:00:23You ruined us!
00:00:26I never slept with Elise, and I certainly never will.
00:00:30I went too easy on you yesterday, Hannah.
00:00:32So itchy.
00:00:33Let me help you with that.
00:00:37No one here wants you, Hannah.
00:00:39Is he going to let me be humiliated?
00:00:41Everyone stop!
00:00:42You stood up for me and put yourself on the line.
00:00:44What the hell are you all looking at?
00:00:46You know, I don't even care that you're my stepsister.
00:00:48You obviously have strong feelings for Hannah Hart, Lieutenant.
00:00:51I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me, Captain.
00:00:54You're going down!
00:00:56Hannah, look out!
00:01:00Dean, you can't do that out here.
00:01:29What if a teacher catches us?
00:01:31They meet me upstairs.
00:01:33It's our last night before.
00:01:34You move back west, and I start military college.
00:01:36You still want to go all the way?
00:01:38Of course.
00:01:39We said prom night would be special and promised to be each other's first.
00:01:43I wouldn't want it to be with anyone else.
00:01:44Give that back.
00:01:56Aw.
00:01:56Are you scared I'm going to screw up your little prom night virginity pact?
00:02:00Hate to break it to you, sweetie, but Dean already lost his last summer to me.
00:02:04You're lying.
00:02:06You've been throwing yourself at Dean for years, but he would never touch you.
00:02:09Then why did Dean tell me he wanted to do it again tonight?
00:02:13I guess you're not so special after all, Hannah.
00:02:15Dean would never.
00:02:20We'll see about that.
00:02:21What are you doing?
00:02:29Let me go!
00:02:30Shut up!
00:02:36Nice, Jake.
00:02:38Here.
00:02:39Get him inside and hide him in the bathroom.
00:02:41Hurry before that little rat shows up.
00:02:42Refuse to believe Elyse's lies.
00:02:52Ah!
00:02:53Ah!
00:02:55Ah, Dean, that was so good.
00:03:03What the hell?
00:03:04Where's Dean?
00:03:07He's in the bathroom getting ready for round two.
00:03:10Can you blame him?
00:03:11Why would he want you when he could have all this?
00:03:15As if I'd believe that.
00:03:16He's probably not even in there.
00:03:19See for yourself.
00:03:25No.
00:03:26He wouldn't.
00:03:30Dean, are you in there?
00:03:35Yeah.
00:03:37How could you?
00:03:39You promised me.
00:03:41No, Dean, you don't get to hide from me.
00:03:48I want an explanation.
00:03:50She'll know the truth if she opens that door.
00:03:54I want an explanation.
00:03:57Why do you think he's hiding in there?
00:03:59Instead of coming and talking this out with you.
00:04:04Go on.
00:04:05Ask him to come out.
00:04:06See if he will.
00:04:08Fine.
00:04:10Dean, I'm going to count to three.
00:04:13One.
00:04:15Two.
00:04:18Three.
00:04:21You ruined tonight.
00:04:23You ruined us.
00:04:24What the hell?
00:04:40Hannah.
00:04:42Please, let's be okay.
00:04:50Hannah, thank God I...
00:04:52It's over, Dean.
00:04:54Loving you was the worst mistake I've ever made.
00:04:58Don't talk to me ever again.
00:05:00I have to find her.
00:05:07I have to explain everything.
00:05:08I have to explain everything.
00:05:13I don't lie.
00:05:18Why'd you leave me?
00:05:19I come home from college to a new house, a new town, and a new stepmom?
00:05:36Who even is this woman?
00:05:39Who even is this woman?
00:05:40She's kind.
00:05:41And also very rich.
00:05:43We met before we moved four years ago.
00:05:45Four years ago?
00:05:46That's the last time I saw Dean.
00:05:58Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:05:59I'm so happy you're here.
00:06:01And my son is going to love you.
00:06:03He's always wanted a sibling.
00:06:05I'm sorry, did you say son?
00:06:07He's going to a frat party at the Naval Academy tonight.
00:06:10You should go, too.
00:06:11I know you're starting your summer job there tomorrow.
00:06:14You could meet some students and maybe bond a little bit with your stepbrother.
00:06:19Dad, you didn't mention anything about a stepbrother.
00:06:24Dean goes to military school, too.
00:06:26Oh, God.
00:06:27Will he be there?
00:06:29Speak of the devil.
00:06:31Hi, honey.
00:06:31Where are you?
00:06:32About to head to the party.
00:06:34Perfect.
00:06:35I'm going to send your stepsister, Hannah, there to meet you.
00:06:38Hannah.
00:06:39Wait, I have a stepsister?
00:06:41Take good care of her, okay?
00:06:53How am I supposed to find my stepbrother?
00:06:56Everyone's in uniform, and I don't even know what he looks like.
00:07:00Oh, my God.
00:07:00Is that him?
00:07:01He is so fine.
00:07:08I know.
00:07:09He's going to be a senior commander next year.
00:07:11And he's single.
00:07:12And I hear he's looking for a date for the junior dance, too.
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:16I caught this.
00:07:22Dean?
00:07:23Hannah.
00:07:24It's been four years.
00:07:26She probably never even thought about me.
00:07:27What are you doing here?
00:07:30I didn't come here to see you, that's for sure.
00:07:34Ignore that rude-ass nobody.
00:07:37Yeah, she obviously has no taste or respect.
00:07:40I can get someone to kick her out for you.
00:07:42No need.
00:07:43I'm leaving.
00:07:45Dean, where are you going?
00:07:47Don't walk away from me.
00:07:48What does she have that we don't?
00:07:53Don't walk away from me, Hannah.
00:07:55You already did that four years ago.
00:07:56That's rich coming from a dirty cheater like you.
00:07:59I never cheated on you, Hannah.
00:08:01You were the one that dumped me after I got knocked unconscious.
00:08:05Four years, Hannah.
00:08:07I called you so many times.
00:08:09I tried to find you and explain.
00:08:11You expect me to believe some crazy excuse after four years?
00:08:14Your clothes were all over the room.
00:08:16I heard your voice.
00:08:17I wanted to believe him so badly.
00:08:21If she doesn't believe me, then why waste my breath?
00:08:24Forget it.
00:08:33Whoa!
00:08:34That's three shots of vodka, man.
00:08:36Is this about that hot girl you were fighting with over there?
00:08:39It's my ex, Hannah.
00:08:40I haven't seen her in four years.
00:08:42I thought she left this town for good.
00:08:44Isn't your new stepsister also named Hannah?
00:08:47No, dude.
00:08:51There's like a million Hannah's out there.
00:08:52It can't be the same person.
00:08:54Hope you're right.
00:08:55Because becoming step-siblings with your ex sounds like a nightmare.
00:08:59Especially when my ex is convinced I'm a lying, cheating asshole.
00:09:03I can't believe this.
00:09:05She walked away from me again.
00:09:07Then show her she's wrong.
00:09:09Make her regret ever leaving you.
00:09:11Well, well, well.
00:09:18The virgin Hannah returns.
00:09:21I can't believe you'd show your face in this town again.
00:09:23You weren't humiliated enough when Dean dumped your ass four years ago.
00:09:27You should be humiliated for what you did to me.
00:09:29You're the one who jumped into my boyfriend's bed.
00:09:31No one here would believe that, Hannah.
00:09:35Dean was my man and you took him from me.
00:09:37What?
00:09:38You won't get away with that.
00:09:46Get away from me, you backstabbing bitch!
00:09:48Haven't you hurt me enough?
00:09:49Elise, what's wrong?
00:09:50This woman is harassing me!
00:09:53It wasn't enough that she stole Dean from me four years ago.
00:09:56She just had to come back and rub it in my face!
00:09:58Oh my god, she was totally trying to seduce him earlier.
00:10:00I knew it!
00:10:01I knew that homewrecker was out to get me!
00:10:04Damn, jealous much?
00:10:06That is so messed up.
00:10:07No, I wasn't.
00:10:08She's lying.
00:10:10Elise is the desperate one.
00:10:11Hold her down.
00:10:31You know what happens to bitches who steal other people's men?
00:10:33The punishment is your very own Scarlet Letter.
00:10:39A for adulterer.
00:10:41Asshole.
00:10:44Let me go!
00:10:47That's Hannah.
00:10:50Get your hands off her!
00:10:53What the hell is this?
00:10:54We know Hannah seduced you and stole you away from Elise.
00:11:21Now that homewrecker's just paying the price.
00:11:22Is that what Elise told all of you?
00:11:25Then she's a liar.
00:11:28I never slept with Elise.
00:11:30I wouldn't touch her if you paid me a million dollars.
00:11:33Is he telling the truth?
00:11:35You don't have to lie to protect your little side piece, Lieutenant.
00:11:38We all see it.
00:11:40She's not pretty enough to be girlfriend material.
00:11:43Not everyone's born with it like me.
00:11:45You're very confident in yourself, Elise.
00:11:49Let me ask a question.
00:11:51How many guys here has Elise Lyons tried to seduce?
00:11:53And how many of you actually want to sleep with her?
00:12:03See, you think you're so hot, but no one here wants you.
00:12:08I know I never did, and I certainly never will.
00:12:10No one wants a woman with an ugly soul.
00:12:13And the next time you want to call someone a homewrecker, you should look in the mirror first.
00:12:25You know what happens to bitches who steal all of you people's men?
00:12:28No, no, please don't!
00:12:36Is that true?
00:12:37You really never slept with Elise.
00:12:39Hannah, why would I...
00:12:40Is that why you ran off without saying goodbye?
00:12:43All the evidence was there.
00:12:44What was I supposed to think?
00:12:46Hannah, Elise has hopped into bed with every guy in our school.
00:12:50I can't believe you think I would choose her over you.
00:12:52Are you calling me stupid?
00:12:54Hannah, that's not what I'm...
00:12:55Even if you never cheated?
00:12:57It took me four years to piece my broken heart back together.
00:13:01I can't just let that go.
00:13:03Apparently, neither can Elise.
00:13:06God, that was so humiliating.
00:13:12No, don't drink that!
00:13:14Oh, God, please don't tell me that has piss in it.
00:13:17Ew, no, what the fuck?
00:13:19But dude, that's got a whole tap of acid in that.
00:13:27Are we swimming?
00:13:36Oh, my God.
00:13:40You look just like my cheating ex.
00:13:45You look just like my cheating ex.
00:13:48Again, I never cheated.
00:13:50God damn it, Hannah.
00:13:52Where are we?
00:13:55You're at my house.
00:13:56Well, my mom's.
00:13:58Just lay down.
00:14:00You need rest, okay?
00:14:02Mm-mm, you're wrong.
00:14:05We're at my house.
00:14:06I just moved in.
00:14:08Isn't your new stepsister also named Hannah?
00:14:19After four years, you still make my heart beat faster.
00:14:23Do you still have feelings for me?
00:14:24The ship.
00:14:29I'm the captain of the ship.
00:14:32I'm scalling me.
00:14:34What are you thinking, Dean?
00:14:36She's just tripping.
00:14:40Good night, Hannah.
00:14:40I start my new job at the academy today.
00:14:56Oh, crap.
00:14:56I have to get ready.
00:15:02Morning, Hannah.
00:15:03Did you have fun at the party last night?
00:15:05Um, it was kind of crazy.
00:15:07I didn't get to meet your son, though.
00:15:09Oh.
00:15:09He's probably still sleeping, but you'll see him around.
00:15:13Can't wait.
00:15:13I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:15:20She left without saying goodbye.
00:15:22Again?
00:15:28This is for the best.
00:15:30It's easier if I never see her again.
00:15:33Hey, Mom.
00:15:34Did you see a girl brunette, like, this tall?
00:15:37You mean your stepsister?
00:15:38No, not my stepsister, right?
00:15:41Never mind.
00:15:43She really did leave.
00:15:45Again.
00:15:46Well, you should probably say hi, since you missed her at the party last night.
00:15:50She went upstairs to shower.
00:15:52She better be done in the bathroom.
00:15:59I can't be late for school.
00:16:05Ah!
00:16:06Ah!
00:16:07Sorry.
00:16:08Didn't see anything.
00:16:12Sorry.
00:16:12I'll just be a minute.
00:16:15Sure, yeah.
00:16:16This was not how I imagined me being my stepsister.
00:16:19I'm Hannah, by the way.
00:16:21Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:16:24Why did she sound so familiar?
00:16:26Why did she sound so familiar?
00:16:28Do your job and keep your head down.
00:16:30No goofing off and no fraternizing with the students.
00:16:33Bingo's here.
00:16:35I wonder if I'll see him today.
00:16:36Break any rules, and you're out.
00:16:39Understood.
00:16:40Yes, Captain.
00:16:41I'm Skye.
00:16:45I'm so happy someone my age joined the cleaning crew.
00:16:48I can tell we're going to be friends.
00:16:50Ugh!
00:16:51I know I smell the rotting stench of desperation.
00:16:54I think someone needs a shower.
00:16:59No!
00:16:59I cleaned the bathrooms with that!
00:17:02Ugh!
00:17:02Ugh!
00:17:03I can tell.
00:17:04Now the smell is unbearable.
00:17:07What the hell?
00:17:08You can't just do that!
00:17:09I'm a third-year student.
00:17:11And you're just a pathetic janitor.
00:17:13You have no power here.
00:17:15If you want to take an actual shower,
00:17:17you can use the West Wing locker room.
00:17:19They don't mind sharing space with musty peasants.
00:17:25Go ahead and take a shower.
00:17:26I'll cover for you.
00:17:41You don't humiliate me and get away with it, Hannah.
00:17:47That bitch has no idea what's coming.
00:17:55Dean, what are you doing here?
00:17:57I go here, Hannah?
00:17:59What are you doing in the men's locker room?
00:18:01Well, it's my first day at work and I...
00:18:03Wait, did you say men's locker room?
00:18:06I saw that new cleaning girl, Hannah, sneak in here.
00:18:09And she was making all these disgusting noises.
00:18:12She's obviously having sex with a student in there.
00:18:15If that's true, she needs to be fired immediately.
00:18:18Go in and see for yourself.
00:18:22I'm telling you, Captain, Hannah came in here.
00:18:25Her first day on the job and she's already hooking up with a student.
00:18:29Elise, she set me up.
00:18:31Oh my God, I can't be in here.
00:18:33What do I do?
00:18:33Don't say a word.
00:18:42Lieutenant DeMont, what's going on in here?
00:18:45I'm about to shower, Captain.
00:18:46What is Lyons doing in here?
00:18:48All women are banned from the men's locker room.
00:18:50I saw a member of the cleaning staff come in.
00:18:53She must be here with you somewhere.
00:18:55Well, it's just me in here, so if you don't mind.
00:19:03Lieutenant, what do you think you're doing?
00:19:10I told you, I'm about to shower.
00:19:12Are you both going to stand there and watch, or...
00:19:15No!
00:19:16Freeze, DeMont.
00:19:17It's against regulations to expose yourself to a captain.
00:19:20He's in trouble now.
00:19:27But it's a worse offense to drag the captain into a men's locker room for no valid reason.
00:19:31What?
00:19:32But, but, but, Captain, I know Hannah's here.
00:19:34He's obviously just protecting her.
00:19:36Silence!
00:19:37That's 50 demerits, and kitchen duty for a week, Lyons.
00:19:42Mess with the cleaning staff, or step foot into this room one more time.
00:19:45And you're doing bathroom duties, too.
00:19:47Got it?
00:19:48Yes, Captain.
00:19:54The policies for the disturbance, Lieutenant.
00:20:02Jeez, that was close.
00:20:06It's twice I've saved you now.
00:20:08You owe me a thank you.
00:20:16Dean, I can't go there with you again.
00:20:19Why not?
00:20:20You know the truth about what happened four years ago.
00:20:23You know I didn't cheat on you.
00:20:24It's not that simple.
00:20:26Four years is a long time.
00:20:28I don't know who you are anymore, and you don't know me.
00:20:31How do I even know you're still the kind of guy I'd want to guess?
00:20:33How do I even know you're still the kind of guy I'd want to guess?
00:20:39Don't look at me like that.
00:20:40Like what?
00:20:41Like someone who doesn't deserve your trust anymore.
00:20:44Even if it was all just some big misunderstanding,
00:20:47those four years of pain were very real.
00:20:49I'm not going through that again.
00:20:51You want my trust?
00:20:53Earn it back.
00:20:58Fine.
00:21:00I will.
00:21:03I went too easy on you yesterday, Hannah.
00:21:23My God.
00:21:24I can't wait to see Elise work in kitchen duty.
00:21:26I bet she looks so stupid in a hairnet.
00:21:28I know.
00:21:29That should teach her not to mess with cleaning stuff.
00:21:33Get ready for a very uncomfortable day.
00:21:56Everything okay there?
00:21:57Yeah, it's probably just allergies.
00:21:58Look alive, ladies.
00:22:02Today, I want the two of you to work in...
00:22:04Captain!
00:22:05There's a disaster in the kitchen.
00:22:07I need cleaning staff stacked.
00:22:08Kitchen it is.
00:22:10Follow lions.
00:22:10And no funny business.
00:22:12Big D, have you decided who you're taking to the junior class dance yet?
00:22:32The ladies are all waiting.
00:22:38I have someone in mind?
00:22:39Who, your cleaning lady X?
00:22:41Who, your cleaning lady X?
00:22:47Where the hell are your dates?
00:22:49Oh yeah, non-existent.
00:22:50So why don't you shut the hell up about Hannah?
00:22:55Clean it up.
00:23:00You're not going to treat Sky like crap just because your pathetic little attempt to sabotage me ended in kitchen duty.
00:23:05Something wrong, Hannah?
00:23:10It's just so itchy.
00:23:11It's probably this cheap uniform fabric.
00:23:14Oh my God, it's driving me crazy.
00:23:16I have to get this off.
00:23:22You should let your skin breathe, Hannah.
00:23:24Here, let me help you with that.
00:23:26Dude, speak of the devil.
00:23:33The show's about to begin.
00:23:49Now I see why you're still hung up on the janitor, girl.
00:23:51Dean won't help her now.
00:23:55He'd never ruin his reputation like that.
00:23:57No one here wants you, Hannah.
00:23:59So you can stop trying to whore yourself out.
00:24:02Yeah, where are you scratching yourself?
00:24:04Do you have like an STD or something?
00:24:06Yeah, she isn't beating the homewrecker allegations.
00:24:08Is he really just going to sit there?
00:24:12Is he going to let me be humiliated?
00:24:20Everyone shut up!
00:24:35What the hell are you all looking at?
00:24:36If I hear one more word about this,
00:24:39I see one more video,
00:24:42you will never walk these halls again.
00:24:55Shit.
00:24:56I need to dump this so Dean can't prove it was me.
00:25:02Elise, I think you dropped something.
00:25:06Oh, what the hell?
00:25:06Oh!
00:25:11It looks like you're going to stop
00:25:12with every disease that it has.
00:25:14No, I don't!
00:25:15That's what happens when you throw yourself
00:25:17at every guy in skin.
00:25:18Watch out, I may be contagious.
00:25:25Stop that.
00:25:26You're going to tear your skin off.
00:25:28Here, Andrea Simmons.
00:25:29You're having some kind of allergic reaction.
00:25:31Hannah, oh my God.
00:25:32God, I am so sorry.
00:25:33It was Elise.
00:25:34She put itching powder in your uniform.
00:25:36But don't worry.
00:25:37I got her back and took videos with your phone and got you in your uniform.
00:25:42I knew it was her.
00:25:44I just wish we had proof.
00:25:45Do me a favor, will you, Skye?
00:25:47Next time you see her doing anything suspicious,
00:25:53breaking any rules,
00:25:54record it.
00:25:55The captain's not going to kick her out until I have proof.
00:25:58Yeah, I'll do my best.
00:25:59Don't worry.
00:26:00I'm going to protect you and Hannah.
00:26:02She can't keep getting away with this shit.
00:26:04You're so kind to her.
00:26:10Okay, on a skill from one to ten,
00:26:12how embarrassing was that?
00:26:14None of the captains saw.
00:26:16And barely a quarter of the school was there.
00:26:18I'm sure everyone will forget about it by tomorrow.
00:26:20Especially now that Elise is walking around
00:26:22looking like a constipated lobster.
00:26:25Now, do I love the fact that a bunch of horny Navy bros
00:26:28saw you half naked?
00:26:30Hell no.
00:26:32Oh, so you were jealous?
00:26:34What if I was?
00:26:47Honey, I made reservations for you and your stepsister
00:26:50at Anchor Bar tonight,
00:26:51so you two can properly meet.
00:26:54I'm sending her number now.
00:26:55Call to confirm, would you?
00:26:57Got it.
00:27:01I have to be.
00:27:04I have to make a call.
00:27:05It's okay.
00:27:06I should get back before the captain figures out what happened.
00:27:15Oh.
00:27:17Who just called you?
00:27:25I don't recognize the number.
00:27:26It's probably a scam.
00:27:27Right.
00:27:30Well, come find me if you need me, okay?
00:27:45Hello.
00:27:46Hey, Hannah.
00:27:48Dean, is that you?
00:27:49Yeah, it's me.
00:27:50Your stepbrother.
00:27:52Did he just say his name was Dean?
00:27:54He must have misheard me.
00:27:56Look, sorry I never found you at the bar the other day.
00:27:58Want to get drinks tonight to make up for it?
00:28:00Meet me at Anchor Bar in an hour?
00:28:02Sure.
00:28:02Drink's hungry.
00:28:03Got a hot date with Dean tonight?
00:28:09I know we're not supposed to fraternize,
00:28:11but we all look so hot together.
00:28:13God, no.
00:28:14It's my stepbrother.
00:28:15I think he goes here, too.
00:28:17But now my clothes are all dirty.
00:28:20Ooh, I have an idea.
00:28:24There's all kinds of stuff in here.
00:28:25Maybe you'll find something.
00:28:28Ooh.
00:28:29I'm meeting my stepbrother.
00:28:38Is this too much?
00:28:39Mm-mm.
00:28:45I can't believe she found her way back to me.
00:28:48If I can just get her to trust me again.
00:28:52Can I help you?
00:28:53It's reservation only.
00:28:55Oh, I'm meeting someone.
00:28:56Name?
00:28:58Oh, God.
00:28:59What is my stepbrother's name?
00:29:01That's so embarrassing.
00:29:02Why don't you try the Gentleman Club down the street instead?
00:29:05Excuse me?
00:29:07Hannah?
00:29:10Hannah?
00:29:10What the hell is she doing here?
00:29:13Young girl in a tie dress?
00:29:14Doesn't know the name of the guy that she's meeting?
00:29:16I can spot a sugar baby on the prowl from a mile away.
00:29:20Sorry, Han, but we don't allow home records in this bar.
00:29:23You can't just kick me out.
00:29:24I'm not a sugar baby.
00:29:26She's not a home wrecker either.
00:29:28She's my girlfriend.
00:29:31Lieutenant Dumont?
00:29:32I'm so sorry.
00:29:33She didn't say and...
00:29:34I don't care.
00:29:35No one talks to her that way.
00:29:37You're fired.
00:29:38Damn, she looks good tonight.
00:29:51Wait, Hannah, what the hell are you doing here?
00:29:54Are you on, like, a date or something?
00:29:57Oh, so you are jealous.
00:29:59I never said I wasn't.
00:30:00Um, no, I'm meeting my stepbrother.
00:30:04Oh, are you serious?
00:30:05I'm supposed to be meeting my stepsister.
00:30:07Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:30:11Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:30:12Yeah, right.
00:30:17Could you imagine?
00:30:18I mean, I don't see anyone else here alone.
00:30:21Looks like we both got stood up.
00:30:23Great.
00:30:24I bet my stepbrother is a total D-bag.
00:30:26He seems to be avoiding me at all costs.
00:30:28And he's also an idiot.
00:30:30I bet my stepsister is some stuck-up mean girl.
00:30:33Or a hermit.
00:30:34I can't tell which, really.
00:30:35She also wants nothing to do with me, so...
00:30:37She seems super fun.
00:30:40Hey, maybe it's a good thing they stood us up.
00:30:42If you'd rather not go home,
00:30:44you can stay here and get a drink with me instead.
00:30:47You do kind of own me, after all.
00:30:51Fine.
00:30:51One drink.
00:30:56Your usual, Mr. DeMont.
00:30:58And a pina colada for the lady.
00:30:59You remembered my favorite drink.
00:31:03So, is this what it's like
00:31:05being one of the top-ranking lieutenants
00:31:07at the Naval Academy?
00:31:08Everyone treats you like royalty,
00:31:10and you call the shots everywhere you go?
00:31:12Sometimes.
00:31:13It also helps that my mom owns this place, too,
00:31:15so the staff has to do whatever I say.
00:31:18When my mom divorced my scumbag father,
00:31:20she won millions in the settlement.
00:31:22She's invested it well.
00:31:24She sounds like a badass.
00:31:25She is.
00:31:27You two would get along.
00:31:29Cheers to New Beginnings.
00:31:37Cute, no?
00:31:40Cutie.
00:31:41Wow.
00:31:42Looks better on you.
00:31:47Turn around.
00:31:48No.
00:31:51Ben, look at me lovingly.
00:31:55Nice.
00:31:56That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:31:59Yeah.
00:32:02Okay, I should go.
00:32:04We've been talking for hours,
00:32:06and it's way past last call.
00:32:07I have work, and you have school.
00:32:09Hannah, don't go.
00:32:12My mom owns the bar.
00:32:14Remember, we can go whenever we want.
00:32:16Dean, I don't know.
00:32:17Only four years of catching up, too.
00:32:21Dean, I can't.
00:32:22Do you have any idea
00:32:24what those four years were like for me?
00:32:27They were hell.
00:32:29Heartbreak.
00:32:30I looked at old photos,
00:32:31reliving that moment
00:32:32over and over again.
00:32:34You think I didn't go through that, too?
00:32:36You want to know how I became
00:32:38top-ranked lieutenant in the junior class?
00:32:40Because all I did was train and study.
00:32:42I worked myself to the bone,
00:32:44just hoping I could forget you for a second.
00:32:46And how'd that work out for you?
00:32:48It didn't.
00:32:49I never stopped thinking about you.
00:32:52I still love you, Dean DeMond.
00:33:02At least let me drive you home.
00:33:04You've had a lot to drink tonight.
00:33:06I want to say yes,
00:33:08but if I let myself fall this hard again,
00:33:10how do I know I won't get hurt?
00:33:12I'll call a car.
00:33:13See you tomorrow.
00:33:14How was drinks with your stepbrother?
00:33:27He never showed.
00:33:35Honey,
00:33:36did you stand your stepsister up tonight?
00:33:38Is that what she told you?
00:33:40She's the one who stood me up.
00:33:43Sounds like you two need to clear the air.
00:33:45She's up in her room.
00:33:46Why don't you go talk to her?
00:33:53Hello?
00:33:53Oh my God.
00:34:01God damn it.
00:34:02What the hell did I do to you?
00:34:04I'm so sorry.
00:34:06You scared me.
00:34:07Are you okay?
00:34:08Don't come near me.
00:34:10Just give me some space.
00:34:11Please.
00:34:12I knew my stepbrother hated me.
00:34:23Morning, Lieutenant.
00:34:24Hangover hit me hard?
00:34:26No, I don't get hangover.
00:34:30Do you have a tissue?
00:34:34Oh my God, what happened?
00:34:36There is no way I'm going to tell Hannah
00:34:38I got beat up by my stepsister.
00:34:39I got into a bar fight last night
00:34:44after you left.
00:34:47I should see the other guy.
00:34:58Better?
00:35:01Much.
00:35:06Alright, let's get this band-aid off.
00:35:08Come with me.
00:35:09I'm not going to be painted as a loser
00:35:13while those insufferable high school sweethearts
00:35:15rekindle their pathetic little romance.
00:35:18It's time to remind everyone
00:35:20who the real loser is here.
00:35:27Alright, let's get this bandage off.
00:35:29Come with me.
00:35:30Come with me.
00:35:30I'm sorry about last night, Hannah.
00:35:39I don't want to push you.
00:35:40I'm sorry, too.
00:35:42I was so caught up in my own heartbreak
00:35:44that I didn't even think about yours.
00:35:46You were a victim in all this, too.
00:35:50Hannah,
00:35:51can I ask you something?
00:35:53Depends on the question.
00:35:54Will you be my date
00:35:56to the junior class dance?
00:35:58It's the biggest event of the year
00:35:59and there's this class ring ceremony
00:36:01not to give a whole speech.
00:36:02Dean,
00:36:02I'm cleaning crew.
00:36:03I'm not allowed.
00:36:05Says who?
00:36:06It would mean a lot
00:36:07if you were there with me.
00:36:09I know we're not supposed
00:36:10to live in the past,
00:36:11but you deserve
00:36:13a prom night do-over.
00:36:14Don't you think?
00:36:17Just think about it.
00:36:22Oh my God, the captain.
00:36:23Come quick.
00:36:24It's Elise.
00:36:26She took a video
00:36:27of the whole stripping incident
00:36:29and she's broadcasting it
00:36:30on every screen on campus
00:36:32right now.
00:36:33Oh my God.
00:36:39Oh my God.
00:36:41Well, so much for everyone
00:36:50forgetting about everything.
00:36:52The captain's definitely
00:36:53going to fire me.
00:36:54No, she's not.
00:36:55I'm shutting this down now.
00:36:58I have an idea.
00:37:02Attention-seeking skank much?
00:37:11God, what was Lieutenant Dumont
00:37:18thinking coming to her rescue?
00:37:20He's obviously doing charity work.
00:37:22He doesn't date any of the girls here
00:37:24as if he'd be caught dead
00:37:26with some slutty cleaning girl.
00:37:27Right?
00:37:29Boo-hoo, Hannah.
00:37:30You whored out your body
00:37:31to the entire school
00:37:33and still
00:37:33no one wanted you.
00:37:35Actually, that's not true.
00:37:52You can't fraternize
00:37:53with students, Hannah.
00:37:57You can't fraternize
00:37:58with students, Hannah.
00:38:00Wait until the captain sees this.
00:38:03Bitch!
00:38:08Oh, you broke my phone!
00:38:10Sorry.
00:38:11We need to broadcast
00:38:12a little something
00:38:12of our own today.
00:38:14Hannah?
00:38:15That video of me was nice,
00:38:17but I think the whole school
00:38:18is really going to love this one.
00:38:20Oh, you broke my phone.
00:38:30Damn.
00:38:31At least Hannah looked hot.
00:38:33At least looks like
00:38:33a rotten tomato.
00:38:36Ew, it's so true.
00:38:38And she doesn't have
00:38:39a Lieutenant Dumont
00:38:40coming to save her either.
00:38:41How sad.
00:38:43You two-faced asshole!
00:38:45I guess you forgot, Elise.
00:38:47You're the one
00:38:48who no one wants.
00:38:50Does anyone else
00:38:52have something to say
00:38:53to me or Hannah?
00:38:54Any other threats
00:38:55they want to make?
00:38:58Good.
00:38:59I'm the top-ranked Lieutenant,
00:39:01and next year
00:39:02I'll be Senior Commander.
00:39:03I can make all of your lives
00:39:04a living hell
00:39:05with the snap of my fingers.
00:39:07So next time
00:39:08you're choosing your loyalties,
00:39:09I suggest you remember that.
00:39:13Anything you want to add, Hannah?
00:39:15Yeah.
00:39:15Just two quick things.
00:39:20That was so badass.
00:39:31We got her so good.
00:39:33I gotta get back to work.
00:39:34Lieutenant Dumont!
00:39:45My office, now!
00:39:53I saw the video.
00:39:55This is the second time
00:39:57in a week
00:39:58you've been wrapped up
00:39:59in a disruption with heart.
00:40:00I rely on my student officers
00:40:02to keep their peers in check.
00:40:04Being the center
00:40:05of the drama
00:40:06is not very becoming
00:40:08for a future commander.
00:40:10What are you saying, Captain?
00:40:11Well, for starters,
00:40:12Hart needs to go.
00:40:13No.
00:40:14Lyons is the center
00:40:15of all this drama.
00:40:17You saw what she did
00:40:18in the locker room,
00:40:18and she's the one
00:40:19who broadcast the video.
00:40:20She set Hart up.
00:40:22Do you have proof of this?
00:40:23Damn.
00:40:24I broke her phone.
00:40:25No, bud.
00:40:25You obviously have
00:40:28strong feelings
00:40:28for Hannah Hart, Lieutenant.
00:40:30It's clouding your judgment.
00:40:32If she stays,
00:40:33I don't think I can trust you
00:40:35to take on the commander
00:40:36ranking next year.
00:40:40Then so be it.
00:40:45Dean, wait.
00:40:47Don't risk your future for me.
00:40:49Miss Hart,
00:40:51this doesn't concern you.
00:40:52Though I have to say,
00:40:55Lieutenant,
00:40:56she does make a sound point.
00:41:01Dean, think about it.
00:41:03I'll always be just a janitor,
00:41:05but you could be a commander.
00:41:08You're right.
00:41:11But you're not
00:41:12just a janitor, Hannah.
00:41:14And I'm not going to let you
00:41:15take the fall
00:41:15for someone else's mistakes.
00:41:18It's not what
00:41:18a good commander does.
00:41:19I'll take whatever
00:41:22punishment you want
00:41:23to give me, Captain.
00:41:35You didn't let
00:41:36the captain fire me.
00:41:38You stood up for me
00:41:38and put yourself
00:41:39on the line.
00:41:40I know you stopped
00:41:41trusting me a long time ago.
00:41:43I'm trying to earn it back.
00:41:44I'm trying so damn hard.
00:41:49God, I've missed this.
00:42:05So have I.
00:42:08Say you'll go
00:42:08to the dance with me.
00:42:10You're already
00:42:10on such thin ice
00:42:11with the captain.
00:42:12If she sees me,
00:42:13they're just going to freak out.
00:42:13There's nothing wrong
00:42:14with us being together.
00:42:16I won't let anyone
00:42:17tell me that there is.
00:42:17Yes.
00:42:27Yes, I will go
00:42:28to the dance with you.
00:42:33I saw the results
00:42:33and I marveled
00:42:34what they were.
00:42:36Morning, Dad.
00:42:37Morning.
00:42:38Gotta run.
00:42:40You're in a good mood.
00:42:41Were you off to your sweetie?
00:42:43I have to get a dress
00:42:44for the Naval Academy dance.
00:42:45My date, Dean,
00:42:46is a lieutenant,
00:42:47so I'm supposed
00:42:47to wear something fancy.
00:42:49You and Dean
00:42:50are going to the dance together.
00:42:51How exciting.
00:42:53Does Christine know Dean?
00:42:55Maybe he's in the same class
00:42:56as my stepbrother.
00:42:58Do you have any dresses in mind?
00:43:00Well, I really love this one
00:43:02from Peach Boutique,
00:43:03but I'm not sure
00:43:04that I can afford it.
00:43:05Oh, don't worry about that.
00:43:07I'll have them put it
00:43:08on hold for you.
00:43:09If you love it,
00:43:09charge it to my account.
00:43:11Oh, my God.
00:43:12Thank you so much, Christine.
00:43:14I'm just glad
00:43:18you're going to the dance
00:43:19with your stepbrother.
00:43:24I'm just glad
00:43:25you're going to the dance
00:43:26with your stepbrother.
00:43:30Sorry, what was that?
00:43:32I had music in.
00:43:33Nothing, dear.
00:43:34Oh, honey, did you pick up
00:43:46your dress uniform for the dance?
00:43:48Not yet.
00:43:48I'm going to go after breakfast.
00:43:54Good.
00:43:54You better.
00:43:56Because I'm so happy to hear
00:43:57that you invited your stepsister
00:43:59as your date.
00:44:01It's great the two of you
00:44:02are getting along.
00:44:03My stepsister.
00:44:04But I invited Hannah Hart.
00:44:09Oops, forgot my bag.
00:44:14Isn't that Dean's axe?
00:44:22Holy shit, dude.
00:44:24That was Hannah.
00:44:25My stepsister?
00:44:27So what?
00:44:29My stepsister?
00:44:30So what?
00:44:31Wait.
00:44:33So she is that Hannah.
00:44:35Dude, I told you
00:44:37she's my stepsister.
00:44:39Hannah.
00:44:40You're so dense, bro.
00:44:42But isn't that, like,
00:44:45weird?
00:44:46We've never met.
00:44:48It's like she doesn't even exist.
00:44:50Huh?
00:44:52Whatever you say.
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:54Okay.
00:44:54Okay.
00:44:54Okay.
00:44:54Okay.
00:44:55Okay.
00:44:55Okay.
00:44:55Okay.
00:44:55Okay.
00:44:55Okay.
00:44:55Okay.
00:44:56Okay.
00:44:56Okay.
00:44:56Okay.
00:44:57Okay.
00:44:57Okay.
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:59Okay.
00:44:59Okay.
00:45:00Okay.
00:45:01Can I help you?
00:45:06The shop appointment only.
00:45:08Oh, I'm actually picking up.
00:45:10My stepmom, Christine, put a dress on hold for me.
00:45:13I'm sorry.
00:45:15You're too late.
00:45:16Another customer just purchased that dress.
00:45:18Oh, she's actually wearing it right now.
00:45:20I've never looked hotter.
00:45:21I've never looked hotter.
00:45:23I've never looked hotter.
00:45:24I've never looked hotter.
00:45:25Seriously?
00:45:26She never gives up.
00:45:27Oh, my God, what the hell are you doing at a nice place like this?
00:45:34That's my dress you're wearing.
00:45:35Take it off.
00:45:36Please, Hannah.
00:45:37Why would a try-hard low-class nobody like you ever need a gown like this?
00:45:40Actually, Dean invited me to the junior class dance.
00:45:41So none of your pathetic little stunts work.
00:45:42Shit.
00:45:43All that's steaming and the two of them are closer than ever.
00:45:47Is it a problem over here?
00:45:50Yes, this girl is wearing.
00:45:51Take it off.
00:45:52Take it off.
00:45:53Please, Hannah.
00:45:54Why would a try-hard low-class nobody like you ever need a gown like this?
00:45:57Actually, Dean invited me to the junior class dance.
00:46:00So none of your pathetic little stunts work.
00:46:03Shit.
00:46:04All that's steaming and the two of them are closer than ever.
00:46:13Is it a problem over here?
00:46:15Yes, this girl is stalking and bullying me incessantly.
00:46:20Just get security to get her out of here.
00:46:22I don't feel safe here.
00:46:25I don't feel safe here.
00:46:27She's lying.
00:46:28She's the bully.
00:46:29She spread this horrible video of me all over school, and now I'm like a social pariah.
00:46:36I just wanted to buy a dress to make myself feel pretty for the dance, but here she is harassing me again.
00:46:44How could you do something so cruel to this young, lovely woman?
00:46:49You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:46:51She did it to me first.
00:46:52That video wouldn't even exist if she hadn't tried to sabotage me first.
00:46:55And now she's trying to do it again by stealing my dress.
00:46:58I've heard enough.
00:46:59I told you you cannot shop here without an appointment, and now you're causing a major disturbance in the store.
00:47:06Security!
00:47:08You can't just take me away.
00:47:10This isn't fair.
00:47:11This isn't easy.
00:47:12You're hurting me.
00:47:13What did you do?
00:47:14What did you do?
00:47:15I didn't mean to.
00:47:16I swear, the guard was hurting me, and I was just trying to get away.
00:47:31Yeah, right, you psycho bitch.
00:47:32You did this on purpose.
00:47:33Oh, I'm the psycho bitch?
00:47:34I think you need to take a look in the mirror.
00:47:36It is not enough to kick her out.
00:47:38She needs to be arrested.
00:47:40Can't really enjoy the dance from a jail cell now, can you?
00:47:47Hey, drop your arms now.
00:47:49You're hurting her.
00:47:50What are you doing?
00:47:51Take her away.
00:47:52She ripped my dress.
00:47:54Isn't that like assault?
00:47:56Assault?
00:47:57What that guard just did to Hannah.
00:47:59That's assault.
00:48:01Do all the guards manhandle the customers like this?
00:48:04And why are you letting Elise Lyons into the store?
00:48:09She has some obsession with harassing and stalking this beautiful girl.
00:48:13Obviously, her jealousy has driven her to madness.
00:48:16I think it's time someone punished her for it.
00:48:22I think it's time someone punished her.
00:48:24Escort her out, humanely, and then take off that badge and go home.
00:48:29You're fired.
00:48:30You can't do this.
00:48:31We're not at the Academy.
00:48:32You have no power here, Lieutenant.
00:48:35Actually, this is my family's business.
00:48:37My mom owns every store in this complex.
00:48:39I'm so sorry for the confusion, Mr. Dumont.
00:48:56You can pick out any dress at the store at no cost.
00:49:00It would make up for my little judgment.
00:49:05By the way, you can pack your things and go home, too.
00:49:09After you help Miss Hart here find the perfect dress.
00:49:12Of course.
00:49:15That's why I'm here.
00:49:17Hannah's gone too far.
00:49:29I need you to come to the dance with me tonight to get her back.
00:49:33Elise, I told you I'd never help you do something like that again.
00:49:36Adam, what are you doing?
00:49:37Let me go!
00:49:38Shut up!
00:49:39Get him inside and hide him in the bathroom.
00:49:40Hurry before that little rat shows up.
00:49:41Do you want me to out you as an accessory to assault?
00:49:42No?
00:49:43Then you better show up tonight.
00:49:44We're gonna finish what we started four years ago.
00:49:45Excuse me, ma'am, could you help me?
00:49:46Excuse me, ma'am, could you help me?
00:50:14The saleswoman is a little busy.
00:50:17Dean, what are you doing?
00:50:21You look so perfect.
00:50:26I wish we weren't in public right now.
00:50:29Dean, are we here?
00:50:35I know, but I want to pick up where we left off four years ago, Hannah.
00:50:42You and me, finally, tonight, after the dance.
00:50:45This feels just like prom.
00:50:47How can I trust that I'm not gonna get hurt again?
00:50:49You can trust that I won't hurt you again, Hannah.
00:50:52I didn't then and I won't now.
00:50:56Nothing will get in the way this time, I promise.
00:51:03Pick me up at 427 Kings Lane at 6.
00:51:06Don't let me down, Dean.
00:51:12Wait, why did she just tell me to pick her up at my mom's house?
00:51:26Wait, why did she just tell me to pick her up at my mom's house?
00:51:33Hannah, wait!
00:51:34Hannah, wait!
00:51:50What do you think?
00:51:51Oh, honey, you look stunning.
00:51:54You would never look more beautiful, sweetie.
00:52:02Your stepbrother should be down any second.
00:52:05I guess I finally get to see his face.
00:52:07My date should be here soon, too.
00:52:13There he is!
00:52:14Dad, Christine, this is Dean.
00:52:21We know that, sweetie.
00:52:22Dean is your stepbrother.
00:52:29Stepbrother?
00:52:32Stepbrother?
00:52:35This can't be happening.
00:52:38Hannah, you look like you've seen a ghost.
00:52:41I...
00:52:42I need some air.
00:52:46You can't stop. Talk to me.
00:52:47I can't believe this whole time we were step-siblings.
00:52:49I mean, we kissed.
00:52:50I know we said we'd pick up where we left off, but how are we supposed to do that now?
00:52:52This doesn't change anything.
00:52:54This doesn't change who we are, how we feel.
00:52:55How can you say that?
00:52:56I can't believe I was stupid enough to let myself think that we could actually be together again.
00:52:59I thought I could just...
00:53:00We will be together.
00:53:12I love you, Hannah.
00:53:13And I'm not letting you go again.
00:53:16Still?
00:53:17Even after all these years?
00:53:20I've loved you ever since I met you.
00:53:23I still did, even after you blocked me with no explanation.
00:53:27Maybe it's stupid.
00:53:29But I kept hoping you'd come back one day and tell me you never stopped loving me either.
00:53:33I saw you at the party that night.
00:53:36I was so happy.
00:53:38I thought it was finally gonna happen.
00:53:41Dean...
00:53:43Ever since I left, I haven't stopped thinking about you.
00:53:46That last year of high school was hell without you.
00:53:48And I thought, maybe once I went to college, I could finally forget about you.
00:53:52But...
00:53:53No matter how many guys I talked to...
00:53:56None of them could compare to you.
00:54:00Why do you think I never dated any of the girls at the academy?
00:54:06So...
00:54:07What are you saying, Hannah?
00:54:09I'm saying that I love you too, Dean.
00:54:16Oh, God.
00:54:21My dad would freak if he found out.
00:54:23And your mom and...
00:54:24Oh, my God.
00:54:25The captain, Elise?
00:54:27Okay, no one can find out we're step-siblings.
00:54:30What are we gonna do?
00:54:32We're gonna go to the dance.
00:54:34We're gonna have that night we didn't get to have four years ago.
00:54:37And we're gonna keep this a secret for as long as we can.
00:54:41Okay?
00:54:46I was supposed to be Dean's date.
00:54:47That janitor was so lucky.
00:54:48How could you afford to dress like that?
00:54:49She looks like a movie star.
00:54:50Nothing will ruin this night.
00:54:51Okay?
00:54:52Will you stop acting like such a socially awkward freak?
00:54:59I don't want Dean to recognize me.
00:55:01You must all call me.
00:55:02I was supposed to be Dean's date.
00:55:03I was supposed to be Dean's date.
00:55:04That janitor was so lucky.
00:55:06How could you afford to dress like that?
00:55:07She looks like a movie star.
00:55:09Nothing will ruin this night.
00:55:11Okay?
00:55:16Will you stop acting like such a socially awkward freak?
00:55:19I don't want Dean to recognize me.
00:55:21He was unconscious, you moron.
00:55:24Besides, he's not going to try anything anyway.
00:55:26Not for the captains and professors here.
00:55:28So when are we going to knock him out and set him up again?
00:55:31Shut up!
00:55:32Do you want to get caught tonight?
00:55:36I'm going to wait until Hannah's alone.
00:55:39Then we move in for the go.
00:55:51I'm going to wait.
00:56:21I'm here. It's plenty of eyes.
00:56:36Dave.
00:56:39Are you sure we should be doing this in public?
00:56:41Doesn't it feel wrong?
00:56:43Isn't that why it's so exciting?
00:56:46Don't worry, Hannah.
00:56:47No one's going to find out you're my stepsister.
00:56:51Step-siblings in love?
00:57:01If this got out, it would destroy them both.
00:57:05This night just got way more interesting.
00:57:12I'm going to hit the bathroom.
00:57:14Don't move, okay?
00:57:15Nice dress, Hannah.
00:57:26But I still think you look better with a mop in your hand.
00:57:30Your words can't hurt me, Elise.
00:57:33I got the dream man, the dream dress, and the dream dance.
00:57:37And you got nothing.
00:57:38Oh, too slow this time.
00:57:43I'm going to have the best night of my life, and you're not going to stop me.
00:57:59Watch.
00:58:02Change of plans.
00:58:03Follow my lead.
00:58:04It's time to finally take these fuckers down.
00:58:13Oh, no.
00:58:20Sorry.
00:58:21Sorry?
00:58:22God, you are such a klutz.
00:58:25Looking for your friend Hannah?
00:58:27Or maybe...
00:58:29Lieutenant Dumont?
00:58:29Sorry, cleaning girl.
00:58:32They're not here to save you now.
00:58:35Oh, my God, Scott.
00:58:44I have to help her.
00:58:45I'll be right back.
00:58:49Come on.
00:58:50Let's get you to the bathroom.
00:58:51God, I can't stand her.
00:59:08How am I supposed to put up with a whole other year of her bullshit?
00:59:13If you get fired, or if Dean gets kicked out, she is going to bully me until I lose my mind.
00:59:19We won't let it get that far.
00:59:21She's not as powerful as she thinks.
00:59:24I don't know, Hannah.
00:59:26She is out to get you.
00:59:28And she won't stop until she does.
00:59:30Give this to that guy over there?
00:59:56Tell him it's from Hannah Hart.
00:59:58A gift from Miss Hannah Hart.
01:00:16Ooh, scandalous note from the ex.
01:00:19Meet me upstairs in the room.
01:00:21Kiss, Hannah.
01:00:22Dude, you're going to miss the ring ceremony.
01:00:26You are a top-ranking lieutenant.
01:00:28If you don't show up to give your speech, the captain's going to demote you.
01:00:32Don't worry.
01:00:32I'll be back.
01:00:33I can't leave Hannah hanging.
01:00:34Follow him, quick.
01:00:54Jake, grab him.
01:01:11No.
01:01:20Nice to see we haven't lost our touch.
01:01:24Come on, get your ass in here.
01:01:31Oh my God.
01:01:35Looking for Dean?
01:01:36He followed you upstairs to the hotel room.
01:01:39What?
01:01:40The no, the champagne.
01:01:42You guys better hurry up and bone, or the lieutenant's going to miss out on the ring ceremony.
01:01:52What the hell is Elise planning?
01:01:59I'm going to hide in the bathroom and record everything.
01:02:01You stand outside and keep watch.
01:02:03Hey!
01:02:15Hey!
01:02:15dean dean what's wrong
01:02:36you drug me of course not who gave you that champagne
01:02:42oh geez you're burning up you don't have to speak
01:02:48just be here with me dean you need water or a doctor you've been trapped maybe
01:02:58i don't know what's wrong with me you know i don't even care that you're my stepsister
01:03:04we can tell our parents we can tell everyone i can't keep this a secret anymore i need you
01:03:11i love you hannah
01:03:12i love you too now let's get you downstairs
01:03:23i got you now wait until the whole dance sees this
01:03:37we made it just in time the ceremony's about to start
01:03:48did you really wear him out that much damn no wonder he's still into you
01:03:56are you two for real he was drugged i think did you see who gave him the champagne
01:04:04some server i don't know this has elise lions written all over it everyone it's time for
01:04:14a ring ceremony he can't go up there he doesn't have a choice
01:04:17congratulations to all of our junior academy students who have worked so hard to get through
01:04:27another challenging year you have shown incredible discipline and you should all be very proud
01:04:34now i present to you your class's top ranking lieutenant dean dumont
01:04:44you are on thin ice lieutenant any funny business and you will not be moving on to a senior year
01:04:53so my fellow juniors who have worked so hard
01:05:00i would like to say that you know i don't even care that you're my stepsister
01:05:05we can tell our parents we can tell everyone
01:05:08oh my god they're related but not by blood it's kind of hot tbh
01:05:20wait i thought we all knew this already
01:05:38hannah i'm so sorry
01:05:42we are temporarily halting our ring ceremony please continue your celebrations while we
01:05:47work on our technical difficulties come with me now heart you too
01:06:03what were you two thinking heart you broke the number one rule no
01:06:07fraternizing with the students lieutenant dumont you've got the whole school in chaos because
01:06:13you insist on dating your stepsister have i got all this right it's not how it sounds we didn't
01:06:19know our parents were married is that so then that makes everything so much better captain please
01:06:26it's not danes fall he was drugged tonight at least lyons is behind all of this you just can't
01:06:32keep my name out of your mouth can you hannah hey give that back check your phone captain
01:06:38it'll tell you all you need to know
01:06:45how exactly did you sneak into a hotel to film this lyons
01:06:49i didn't i don't know how that got there i was framed
01:06:52now i see who's really behind all of this drama elise lyons
01:06:57you're expelled
01:06:59what
01:07:01you're expelled
01:07:03what but they're pathological incestuous liars
01:07:08last time i checked step siblings were not blood relatives
01:07:12you would know that if you got anything higher than a c in any of your classes
01:07:16and liars you say tell me if we were to put a test on lieutenant dumont right now
01:07:23would we find drugs in his system
01:07:26oh you spineless little snitch don't even think about it
01:07:40jake get the car ready now thank you for believing us captain
01:07:45oh i'm not done with you two yet
01:07:52lusty lieutenant gets sexy with stepsister what the hell
01:07:57it's in the tabloids everywhere so much bad press for the academy
01:08:03now dean i technically can't expel you for this but i can assure you you will not be a senior
01:08:10commander and as for you heart you're fired
01:08:16and as for you heart you're fired
01:08:20no please don't fire her
01:08:22is there anything i can do go home both of you and determine if this
01:08:31is really worth it
01:08:32what the hell do we do now
01:08:39we have to do something something huge
01:08:43something that will rip dean and hannah into little tiny pieces that they can never put back
01:08:48together again
01:08:49well
01:08:54do you have any ideas
01:08:57of course you don't hey you're the mastermind here you made it your mission to take dean and hannah
01:09:01down it was your idea to assault them last time it was your idea to drug them shut up you idiot
01:09:07i told you you can't go around saying things like that i'm getting out here i'm changing my name i'm fleeing the country
01:09:12now pull yourself together you dimwit
01:09:17if you leave me to finish this job alone then i will kill you
01:09:24look over there
01:09:30get in the car and we're gonna run them down
01:09:34what you heard me if we don't do something major then i'm getting locked up now get in the car and drive
01:09:42you
01:09:46do i have to do everything myself
01:09:50i wonder if our parents were the news
01:10:00i guess that answers that we should get home we have a lot of explains
01:10:08you're going down
01:10:12hannah look out
01:10:22dean
01:10:24dean
01:10:26thank god you're okay
01:10:43oh sorry i don't want to hurt you
01:10:46come here holding you is worth the pain
01:10:49thank you dean
01:10:54you saved my life
01:10:56i was jumping in front of a car was all i had to do to get a proper thank you out of you
01:11:00did you see who was behind the wheel
01:11:05what do you think
01:11:09it was her hannah
01:11:10elise
01:11:12i saw her right before she hit me
01:11:16she's really gone off the deep end
01:11:17i'm sorry dean
01:11:19i'm sorry dean
01:11:21for what
01:11:21for ever thinking you would sleep with her
01:11:24oh my poor baby
01:11:29i'm so glad you're all right
01:11:32you have some explaining to do
01:11:34we can't explain
01:11:41the photos online were set up but dean and i
01:11:44we're in love
01:11:46we have been since we met in high school
01:11:49we tried not to be
01:11:51we tried to run away and just forget it but
01:11:54the universe brought hannah back to me
01:11:55i couldn't let her slip through my fingers again
01:12:00it's true
01:12:01we had no idea we'd be step siblings one day
01:12:04i mean i didn't think i'd ever see dean again
01:12:07i never cheated on you hannah
01:12:09but then i bumped into him at the party and then again at the school and
01:12:14all the feelings i'd buried for years came flooding back
01:12:21are you mad
01:12:22are you kidding me we're furious
01:12:28are you mad
01:12:30are you kidding me we're furious
01:12:35furious you didn't tell us sooner
01:12:37what
01:12:38what
01:12:39we have some news of our own
01:12:44christine and i decided to annul our marriage
01:12:47why would you do that
01:12:49because honey it's time for me to live my truth
01:12:51i'm gay
01:12:59this is my boyfriend armand
01:13:04that's cool mr h book
01:13:06mom are you okay with all this
01:13:08oh yes i set them up armand is my personal stylist
01:13:12i'm so proud of you dad
01:13:20wait but this means that you're actually not step siblings anymore
01:13:26okay okay you're still our children
01:13:33as for the press my publicist is working on a retraction campaign
01:13:39speaking of my publicist maybe i'll ask him out i've always thought he was hot
01:13:44ooh i like that for you mama
01:13:46now that that's settled what are we gonna do about elise
01:13:50i know she was driving the car but i don't have any proof that she committed an actual crime
01:13:54i'm coming dean
01:14:06i have your proof
01:14:07i have it i have proof that elise lyons is a certified psycho
01:14:15oh
01:14:21oh my poor son
01:14:23i can't believe that witch drugged you
01:14:26it's just like what happened four years ago
01:14:28julian let me go
01:14:33now i know for sure
01:14:34jake and elise are the ones who assaulted me
01:14:39thank you now we can finally get that witch behind bars
01:14:47oh my god you're bleeding let's get you a doctor
01:14:52we might have the proof but where the hell is the criminal
01:14:59i can help with that
01:15:05i can help with that
01:15:07what the hell are you doing here hey you're the asshole that assaulted dean
01:15:12well what i'm stay away from my family oh i'm not here to hurt anyone okay i didn't
01:15:16want to do any of that shit but at least made me okay i i was just some stupid teen who had a crush
01:15:22four years ago okay i i didn't know she was gonna force me to do all this horrible stuff
01:15:28she said that if i didn't listen she was gonna kill me
01:15:30where where where am i right
01:15:34cut the sad boy crap jake and tell us where elise is
01:15:38she's here in the hospital and she's out for blood
01:15:45oh god hannah
01:15:47okay the doctor's gonna be here soon close your eyes and lay back
01:16:04close your eyes and lay back
01:16:05and that's for messing with me
01:16:27oh
01:16:31i'm a petty little bitch couldn't let me win not one five
01:16:35sorry elise psychos finish last
01:16:37hit this one while you're at it
01:16:39come on i helped you guys out come on
01:16:41hey no no no no
01:16:43after multiple counts of assault hell no
01:16:46rot in prison asshole
01:16:48oh and one more thing
01:16:54oh my feet
01:16:56i need those two assholes come on
01:16:59that was so badass
01:17:02thanks lieutenant
01:17:03captain what are you doing here
01:17:12captain what are you doing here
01:17:15came to check on my newest commander
01:17:17but it looks like you've recovered nicely
01:17:19and it looks like heart here you've taught her a thing or two about defense
01:17:24she learned that all on her own
01:17:25wait did you say commander
01:17:30i thought you demoted me
01:17:31i did but your mother seemed to clear up all the step-sibling debacle and
01:17:37donated two million to the academy
01:17:40i thought i'd reconsider if you're still interested
01:17:44yes yes thank you captain i accept
01:17:47but what about hannah
01:17:50ah i thought you'd ask that question
01:17:53luckily we just had a position to open up in the records office
01:17:57i thought you'd appreciate something a little less hands-on
01:18:03thank you captain i'd be honored
01:18:05great i'll see you both on monday
01:18:14now there's only one thing left to do
01:18:23god i've waited for this for so long
01:18:34and finally at least can't ruin it
01:18:37i wonder how she's doing in prison
01:18:38you know you called me something back at the hospital
01:18:48boyfriend was it you noticed that huh did you like it i loved it i've been waiting for you to call
01:18:56me that for four years now
01:19:08God, you're so perfect.
01:19:31I'm never letting you go again.
01:19:34Please don't.
01:19:36I promise.
01:19:38I promise.
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