- 3 months ago
How to destroy your bully, win the crown, and steal her boyfriend — in style.
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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:14Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone. Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen. You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:46Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:55This can't possibly end well.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser!
00:01:17What'd you do that for?
00:01:19This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:22You've got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes. Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:31Aww, are you gonna cry? Like a little baby?
00:01:36Oops.
00:01:39Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:08Please. Everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth $10 million. That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10.
00:02:23Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry. Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:42She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:49Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:53I'm Rose.
00:02:54Pleased to meet you.
00:02:56Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:58I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:07Only if you want to survive.
00:03:09Okay.
00:03:11Here we have our the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:25And the queen bees.
00:03:27I would steer clear of them.
00:03:29Especially Sloane.
00:03:30She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:41I wouldn't dare.
00:03:48I wouldn't dare.
00:03:49Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping-pong match.
00:04:06Hmm.
00:04:26Oh.
00:04:27You should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:28The winner gets scholarships.
00:04:29Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:33Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:38Oh.
00:04:39And that's Eric.
00:04:43He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:44Hey, Gabby.
00:04:45Yo.
00:04:46That's Eric.
00:04:47I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:04:48Oh, yeah.
00:04:49You in?
00:04:50Yeah, sure.
00:04:51Sweet.
00:04:52And I'm in.
00:04:53Awesome.
00:04:54Got a boat.
00:04:55Later, babes.
00:04:56Oh, my God.
00:04:57Oh, my God.
00:04:58Oh, my God.
00:04:59He's just calling his name.
00:05:00I think he likes you.
00:05:01I think he likes you.
00:05:02Okay, now for the important stuff.
00:05:03Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk.
00:05:08If you want to avoid old gum and stay away from mr. Spadaro.
00:05:12He gets handsy.
00:05:13Hey, watch out.
00:05:31Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine. It's just a little blood.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:54Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Jason.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Jason. Home room's starting.
00:06:12Stay away from this trash.
00:06:14Might catch something.
00:06:16Ugh, look at the second hand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Jason, come on.
00:06:22I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:30Yep.
00:06:31Kinda lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:37Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:40Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:44She's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:06:45Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:06:46I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:06:57How would you like to be addressed?
00:06:58How would you like to be addressed?
00:06:59Is it just Rose?
00:07:00Yes.
00:07:01Rose will suffice.
00:07:02How about second hand Rose?
00:07:03How about second hand Rose?
00:07:04That's enough.
00:07:05Grab brackets.
00:07:06Ow, ow.
00:07:07Oh my God.
00:07:08Ow, ow.
00:07:09There's something in my eye.
00:07:10What is it?
00:07:11Something's in my eye.
00:07:12I need my context solution.
00:07:13Ow, ow.
00:07:14Oh my God.
00:07:15Ow, ow.
00:07:16There's something in my eye.
00:07:17What is it?
00:07:18Something's in my eye.
00:07:19I need my context solution or something.
00:07:20Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:21Yes.
00:07:22Where is it?
00:07:23It's in my locker.
00:07:24Go get it.
00:07:25Over there.
00:07:26Okay.
00:07:27Go.
00:07:28Go.
00:07:29Ah.
00:07:30Ah.
00:07:31Ah.
00:07:32Ah.
00:07:33Ah.
00:07:34Ah.
00:07:35Ah.
00:07:36Ah.
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00:07:47Ah.
00:07:48Ah.
00:07:49Ah.
00:07:50Oh my God.
00:07:51Hey.
00:07:52Oh.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:57I...
00:07:58I thought that, um...
00:08:09That'll show the bitch.
00:08:13Oh, shit.
00:08:15What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:16What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:17What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:18Jason?
00:08:19What would you do?
00:08:20Steve?
00:08:21Hi.
00:08:22Mm-hmm.
00:08:23We're doing one over the boys locker room.
00:08:25What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:27Who's.
00:08:28Yeah.
00:08:29Hi.
00:08:30Don't lie to me.
00:08:31I saw her come in, here.
00:08:33come on what are you doing in the boys locker room chasen is that you are you in there with
00:08:41rose don't lie to me i saw her come in here what do i do
00:08:45how is she not here i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:03i'm so sorry
00:09:33excuse you much why are you wet
00:09:44how's your eye miraculously better
00:09:53what exactly is going on here
00:10:10nothing absolutely nothing but i think someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22listen up secondhand rose chasen off limits understand unless you want high school to
00:10:32be a living nightmare i'm not even ready for boys yet so you know what a little makeup better
00:10:41clothes and maybe a brush through your hair you could almost pass as one of us that's
00:10:49it you are my new project tomorrow my house makeover
00:10:53you know what they say right keep your friends close and your competition closer
00:11:06can't we re-signed up for the academic decathlon it's gonna be so fun well it's more than fun
00:11:18i have to win that scholarship to go to college you don't have money we'll win i promise we'll win
00:11:25plus i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:28rose what are you doing we're signing up for the academic decathlon oh okay well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby gabby's a nerd and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:44secondly the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:50be there
00:11:52it's okay being a queen bee is important and it is your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me i mean you're not that smart anyways so what are you talking about
00:12:15i have a 4.0 and a 1500 sat score just go you're not going to fit in anyway fine whatever
00:12:26wow you're fitting in fast that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected
00:12:40thank you she means that as a compliment probably yeah definitely you know it's not every day
00:12:49someone can go from background to center stage overnight guess i'm a fast learner wow so modest
00:12:56loves it hey good form out there thanks not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman
00:13:05with my pom-pom huh i would have paid to see that oh my god ow i think i pulled something you okay
00:13:15no oh god jason i think i need a heroic exit you're not serious i am if i fall and shatter my knee cup
00:13:27don't worry i'll bring him back later yeah i'll see you she's being nice that's never a good sign
00:13:48oh my god ew look at these losers my bestie audrey rose wintersby doesn't have to go to school private
00:13:54tutors well maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen um no she can't stand
00:14:01these plebeians she told me so herself wow you know for fun sometimes the girls and i we start gossip
00:14:10chains to keep the plebs in their place gossip chains watch this
00:14:22now watch what happens
00:14:29ew
00:14:36hey eric
00:14:40just leave me alone gabby why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:43what audrey rose wintersby you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:15:00gabby
00:15:01you okay do you care of course i do
00:15:08you lied to me
00:15:10what you're audrey freaking whittersby
00:15:15wait what
00:15:16you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals like you're not some big legacy with a
00:15:22tennis court and a driver and a coal estate who told you it doesn't matter coach is looking for you
00:15:29yeah i'm coming
00:15:31gabby
00:15:33i'm so sorry i just wanted to end the gossip
00:15:36everyone thinks i hooked up with eric they're calling me take a thought
00:15:42okay i didn't start that but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:48let me make it up to you
00:15:56how give me one chance this saturday
00:16:02i'm studying for the decathlon skip it i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:07no tricks just the truth
00:16:13if you're lying i swear to god
00:16:15i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is relax it's just where i live it's not who i am
00:16:38you say that but i just pass this tennis quote with your name on it and you have a butler
00:16:45okay technically my parents do but yeah norman likes me better so bye
00:16:59why would you ever go to hayton high i was lonely and i wanted to make friends
00:17:20and i wanted a boyfriend i would trade places with you every day it's not all that plus no amount
00:17:31of money can protect you from people like sloan
00:17:36so what are you gonna do
00:17:39i'm gonna take her down
00:17:41how do you want to know another secret i'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:46how do you want to know another secret is no way no way no way i could teach you girls day and a vendetta
00:17:54and that's rich
00:18:16she did that on purpose she looked me dead in the eye and bam i barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:30you can ask gabby i missed like five in a row she looked me dead in the eyes it's called eye contact
00:18:37sloan it's a basic social skill she smiled when she hit me i smile a lot it's polite enough
00:18:47this isn't court tv miss smith do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated
00:18:55student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball you should definitely believe
00:19:04that i'm tragically unathletic liar you're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and i'm the criminal
00:19:16listen here rose smith consider this your strike one three strikes and you're out
00:19:31audrey rose wintersby
00:19:34audrey rose wintersby
00:19:39what did you say on this on the ground oh i've been looking for this
00:19:48eric please i'm just trying to live a normal life
00:19:51please don't yeah no your secret's safe with me just like best friends
00:19:57um okay i think you swear
00:20:05uh okay i think you swear
00:20:08so want to sit together at lunch
00:20:10i already made plans to sit with gabby eric she didn't say those things about you that was just
00:20:20sloan doing a gossip chain right now figures
00:20:27pinky swear
00:20:29awesome awesome
00:20:31but the point being eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43oh my god
00:20:45i'm so relieved
00:20:50so you and eric are hanging out now just friends
00:20:57promise
00:20:57what the fuck is your problem what are you talking about why are you being such a
00:21:03bitch look who's talking you tormented gabby you torment everyone actually you are the massive
00:21:13bitch okay since when do you care about geeks and losers since forever
00:21:17i have no idea what i was thinking hanging out with you oh please you loved it you loved every second of
00:21:25it i tolerated it because i thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff
00:21:31and ego oh honey your halo it's slipping and yours was always fake
00:21:37oh honey your halo it's slipping and yours was always fake you have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you
00:21:55and by the way your taste is abhorrent okay i don't know what that means but it better mean awesome
00:22:02it means it sucks says the uh homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum
00:22:08this says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat okay well you think you're better than
00:22:13me because you have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you i've always been better than you
00:22:17i was just too polite to say it
00:22:19this is war rose smith bring it on
00:22:42you bitch
00:22:49i need to ask you something
00:23:16it's kind of important no it's really it's actually kind of lame
00:23:23what's up i was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis after hitting sloan in the face i could
00:23:32really use the help i can yeah definitely coach you cool after school after school
00:23:41you know it's a date
00:23:50yeah
00:24:02i can't do it
00:24:03you should join the tennis team
00:24:27you know
00:24:30i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:35you
00:24:52you
00:24:53you
00:24:53you
00:24:53you
00:24:53you
00:24:54you won't get away with this
00:24:55Whoops, looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:27No, no, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me!
00:25:39Oh my god, oh my god.
00:26:05What are you doing?
00:26:09Rose Smith, why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:26Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:38Checkmate.
00:26:40Here, take this.
00:26:46It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:50I owe you one.
00:26:54Again.
00:26:55Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:56I'm reliable.
00:27:06Eric.
00:27:08Huh.
00:27:09I don't even know what that means.
00:27:11He likes you.
00:27:12He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:18Maybe.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:25I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:29Are we okay?
00:27:30Yeah.
00:27:31Oh my god.
00:27:32There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:34Gross older guy, even better.
00:27:36This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:38Ew.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:53People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:57Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:06Mind if I sit here?
00:28:13Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:34Jason.
00:28:37What'd you say about me?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:42On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:45Sure.
00:29:04Boopy.
00:29:05I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:06On my man's lap.
00:29:08Sloane, seriously?
00:29:09There's no room.
00:29:16Everyone!
00:29:17I have an announcement to make.
00:29:19I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:21And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:24Better show up.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:35So you're gonna go?
00:29:36I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:38Why not?
00:29:39I'll be going.
00:29:40Well, you can.
00:29:41I'll go.
00:29:42Listen.
00:29:43You want Chase?
00:29:44And I want Rose.
00:29:45So...
00:29:46Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:47Exactly.
00:29:48I got a plan.
00:29:50All right, here we go.
00:29:51This was a mistake.
00:29:52OK.
00:29:53No.
00:29:54No.
00:29:55Okay.
00:29:56No.
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00:30:17No.
00:30:18This was a mistake. I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do. You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point. See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh, come here.
00:30:31This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay, ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:42Oh, look. Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I promise.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you. I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God. You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son. Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah. Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh. Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:30Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:33Oh, my God. Come on, Gabby. We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:57Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:01Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:07What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:08Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:31No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chasen.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:47I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:32:59What?
00:32:59I'd love to.
00:33:24Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I didn't.
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:43The door wasn't.
00:33:45I.
00:33:47I.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:59Hi.
00:34:20You're so beautiful.
00:34:22What the?
00:34:52Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18There is an even bigger secret.
00:35:22I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27All right.
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:44Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:50Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God, shut up.
00:35:51They're lying.
00:35:52Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10Please.
00:36:11I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop.
00:36:12Stop.
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:17What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:34She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Her?
00:37:11You can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:15They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:55Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:03Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:07Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shea Belle V.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh, okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:41Good.
00:38:42All right.
00:38:48How?
00:38:48What?
00:38:49Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:19Hey Rose, small world, what are you doing here?
00:39:26I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:40What?
00:39:42Do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:47I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:08What?
00:40:09I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:27What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Chasen.
00:40:31But why don't I have dinner with you?
00:40:35Yeah, it's fine, be my guest.
00:40:38It's Chasen.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:45Aren't you a clueless virgin?
00:40:47And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:50No.
00:40:52I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:56You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:24What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:34I've been so stupid.
00:41:39I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:41It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:54It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:58Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the seven to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:13Hello?
00:42:14Hello?
00:42:15Hello?
00:42:16I don't care.
00:42:17Well, you will.
00:42:18And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:19And you're going to ace this.
00:42:20And, um, no.
00:42:21What now?
00:42:22Sloan posted this.
00:42:23Huh.
00:42:24Jason and Sloan?
00:42:25They were together last night.
00:42:26And they're going to prom together.
00:42:27And they're going to prom together.
00:42:31But he said he liked me.
00:42:32Yeah.
00:42:33Yeah.
00:42:34I don't care.
00:42:35I don't care.
00:42:36Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And, um, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:44Sloan posted this.
00:42:48Huh.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:56But he said he liked me.
00:43:03Hey, virgin.
00:43:12Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21Hm.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough.
00:43:30Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:32Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:12Or what?
00:44:13Beans fight.
00:44:14Beans fight.
00:44:15Beans fight.
00:44:16Beans fight.
00:44:17Beans fight.
00:44:18Beans fight.
00:44:19Beans fight.
00:44:20Beans fight.
00:44:21Beans fight.
00:44:22Beans fight.
00:44:23Girls!
00:44:24Girls!
00:44:25Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:27Ow!
00:44:28Ow!
00:44:29Ow!
00:44:30Ow my butt!
00:44:31Oh my god!
00:44:32I think she broke my butt!
00:44:33Bros!
00:44:34This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike.
00:44:40You're out.
00:44:41Expelled.
00:44:42Now go get your things.
00:44:43But...
00:44:44I didn't touch her.
00:44:45I didn't touch you!
00:44:46I said go!
00:44:47You heard the man go!
00:44:48I didn't touch her!
00:44:49I didn't touch you!
00:44:50I said go!
00:44:51You heard the man go!
00:44:54And?
00:44:55Expelled.
00:44:56But the Academy Decathlon...
00:44:59We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:01I am so so sorry...
00:45:22You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not going to go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:45Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:48Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:52Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:16A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:20Rose, you got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:31And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But you and your drama.
00:46:38Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39It was so hot.
00:46:50It was so hot.
00:46:51Very good.
00:46:51You and your drama.
00:48:21And Sloan happened, and then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:31I sleep with Sloan.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:35And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:42They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:55Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:26I'm crazy about you.
00:49:29No.
00:49:29I just want to know.
00:49:33I'm crazy about you.
00:49:35I don't know.
00:49:37Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:07What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:26You weren't going to go kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36Well, you did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at herself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:50Okay.
00:50:54Okay.
00:50:55No!
00:50:58Keep on!
00:50:59Get out of here!
00:51:01Get out of here!
00:51:07Get out of here!
00:51:19You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I'm a virgin.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:25I love you, too.
00:52:29I love you.
00:52:59I worked up an afterdive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:39And I have something important to ask you.
00:53:42Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:56Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:18Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:35How's Rose?
00:54:38Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:16Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:24Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Please, guys.
00:55:35Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't it Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:08Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people's.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:21She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:30Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:56No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:15No, get off me.
00:57:16Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:19Chasen.
00:57:19Okay, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:32First, the prom king is Jason Grey.
00:57:37And now the moments you've all been waiting for
00:57:48This year's prom queen is
00:57:51Audrey Rose Winterspearl
00:57:58Come on, get up there, Rose
00:58:07Congratulations
00:58:20Thank you
00:58:22Hi
00:58:23I know how difficult your teenage years can be
00:58:28No matter who you are
00:58:30Between school, family, social media
00:58:34Or gossip, bullies, and mean girls
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful
00:58:42But for all the lows
00:58:45There are some amazing highs
00:58:48Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes
00:58:54I mean, let's face it
00:58:55High school can be the best time of our lives
00:58:57But remember to stay true to yourself
00:59:03And be proud of who you are
00:59:06Because every single one of you is special
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:17I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff
00:59:35Hey
01:00:00Wanna dance?
01:00:03Get lost, asshole
01:00:07Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:17But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence
01:00:22We are proud to announce that
01:00:24Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:29Gabby, all that hard work has paid off
01:00:37Congratulations
01:00:38Yes, girl
01:00:53And that's the story of how one simple little heiress
01:01:11Got a regular happily ever after
01:01:14Go to the studio
01:01:19Yeah
01:01:20We are all well here
01:01:22Stay in half
01:01:23Goodbye
01:01:23Are you there?
01:01:23By the way
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