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The "All's Fair" stars take Vanity Fair's infamous lie detector test. Does Kim Kardashian consider herself a real lawyer? What does Teyana think of Kim's kids' names? What really happened with the Marilyn Monroe dress? Did Teyana buy herself a Range Rover for her 16th birthday?
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00:00and I want to settle this for once and for all right did you whoop Marilyn Monroe's dress
00:05you're gonna cost me like 10 million dollars in insurance
00:11Tiana Kim we brought you here today to take a lie detector test one of you will be hooked up to the
00:21machine while the other will ask the questions and then you'll switch this is Stephanie our
00:27polygraph operator who wants to be in the hot seat first okay there we go Tiana to calibrate
00:51the machine I'm just gonna ask you some simple questions so you better be honest is your name
00:59Tiana Mache Jacqueline Taylor yes were you born on December 10th yes are you about to take a lie
01:09detector test I think so yes are you nervous yes I've never done this before I'm not like not I'm
01:17not nervous about the questions or anything I'm like you know it's just like okay yeah we'll see
01:22oh lord well I am nervous but yeah I'm more nervous about the accessories is she telling the truth
01:30the machine has been calibrated okay I believe she's been telling the truth
01:35all right you have a production company called the aunties when you did Kaisenat's live stream
01:42did it make you feel more like an auntie
01:45yes
01:48yes did it make you feel that way because of your phone case oh shit
01:55yes they was coming down on my my little wallet phone case I felt old when I did it
02:03you know but like it's a whole new world yes okay do you still stand by your phone case
02:09yes I stand 10 toes down on my phone case I did just get an iPhone 17 so I've been currently looking
02:15for wallet phone cases for the 17 okay I was on his live stream I opened up Mafia-thon did you watch
02:24I seen clips from it I see you pull up in the suit is she telling the truth she is oh cute
02:30okay you publicly retired from music in 2020 but then you released your new album Escape Room in 2025
02:39does that make you a liar no not really because I still took a five-year break I was standing on
02:49business for five years do you think you'll publicly retire again probably not but it depends
02:57you know how these labels get for this album you made a short film that starred this man
03:02are there any cons to working with your partner any cons I think the only con is that
03:14I couldn't just take him down anywhere I wanted
03:17okay other than that everything was pros and goes Aaron is known as Mufasa
03:28have you ever called him that in the bedroom I'm just kidding but not but not I have not called
03:42him Mufasa in the bedroom the machine is picking up some deception really weird just a little bit
03:52have you called him Mufasa anywhere else yeah somewhere else like when we make jokes about
03:57here up here that's Mufasa but never in bed only because I actually would feel cringe being like
04:01yeah Mufasa Mumu take me to Brad Brad you know yeah so I never called him Mufasa in the in the bedroom
04:09but yeah we do make Mufasa jokes you recently starred in Paul Thomas Anderson's one battle after another
04:15as a badass revolutionary have you ever gone to great lengths to fight for something you believed in
04:21absolutely was it your phone case absolutely can we ask you where you stand on some other really
04:31serious issues are mid Jordans ever okay yeah are mid Jordans okay um it depends it depends
04:42what about black air force ones black you know what's crazy Virgil's LV collab um with the air
04:51forces he got I do have the all black ones so I guess I'm part of the black air force one crew
04:57okay but you know what the air for the black air force ones are
05:00yeah you see a motherfucking air force black air force ones they about that
05:05you know so I think I'm gonna park that crew I believe you I don't even have to ask if that's a
05:12lie your character is named perfidia beverly hills do you think that name suits you I mean I think
05:19perfidia beverly hills is a pretty iconic name but if we're going based off of the actual song
05:25perfidia and what perfidia means no that name doesn't suit me but outside of the song I think
05:33perfidia beverly hills is a fire ass name do you think it's similar to the names of Hollywood kids
05:39it depends on how you take perfidia you know again if we're basing it off of like the the real
05:47meaning of perfidia absolutely not I would hope nobody would name their kid perfidia if it stands
05:52for that um but I don't I don't think I ever heard a kid name or even a celebrity kid named perfidia
05:59do you think people in Hollywood go too far for their kids names to be unique sometimes just to
06:07a certain extent but like to each his own you know I'm very like you know what if you like it I love
06:12it mm-hmm but it do make me laugh sometimes did I go too far no I think you got cute names I love your
06:22kids names I love them was that she is being truthful yes you were featured on MTV's my super
06:30sweet 16 which was the show about lavish birthday parties for rich kids does that make you a nepo
06:36baby I thought the nepo baby is like when uh when the parents are celebrities right yeah you were born
06:43into the genre of whatever you're no I was not born into it I don't think I'm a nepo baby
06:50so how did you get on the show because actually when I was 15 years old I had just got signed to
06:56Pharrell now at a younger age I always I think as girls we always want to have a great sweet 16 so my
07:02mom was saving up for a dope you know sweet 16 for me but then I wound up getting signed to Pharrell's
07:08label when I was 15 so it was like perfect timing to be like yo I want a birthday party I want to do
07:13this so it was kind of like an introduction so yeah it was like my mom and the label paid for my party
07:19like they really put it together for me so I don't think that's like nepo baby I think that's like I
07:23just got signed hopefully they didn't use my um my advance for that party I don't think they did
07:29you got a Range Rover as a birthday gift did you buy it yourself and act surprised no actually
07:36asked for a bike and I was gifted a Range Rover but I wanted a bike yeah is she telling the truth
07:43she is being truthful of course she would would you say a Range Rover is a responsible gift for a
07:5016 year old I mean I'm from New York so I don't think a car is responsible for a 16 year old
07:56in Harlem so I can really care less for that okay you've done tribute performances for this person
08:04and this person please rank all three strictly based on dancing ability well I think it's unfair
08:20to have a girl with with two guys because they be like doing backflips and all types of just extra
08:26shit you know I'm saying we're like Jan is more on the sexiest side you know but she still hits you
08:31with the pop lock you know I'm saying like Jan is that girl and will forever be that girl but I
08:37think like physicalities and stuff like men can do backflips and handstands and all types of stuff
08:43so I would go Jan in her own lane because it's a woman we stand in our own lane and then I think
08:52out of the guys I would go Michael first and then Arsha baby Arsha do you think you're a better
08:58dancer than anyone on this list absolutely not what is she telling the truth she's been telling
09:04the truth okay I mean these people inspire me you know I would I could never look at people that I
09:10look up to and be like yeah I could take them out that's it for the questions at any point during
09:19this test did you lie and we didn't catch it no I didn't lie that is the truth what a cutie
09:27I don't know why I'm nervous about this you know this is not allowed in a court of law I'm just
09:39putting that out there lie detector test to calibrate the machine I'm going to ask you some straightforward
09:44questions please answer honestly okay is your full name Kimberly Noelle Kardashian yes is she
09:51lying she told you so far so good okay were you born in Los Angeles California yes okay are you nervous
09:58kind of actually okay Stephanie are we ready to go yes we are my heart is racing I don't know why
10:06okay so you passed the baby bar exam and have also graduated from the law office study program do you
10:15consider yourself a real lawyer now not yet no do you give legal advice to any friends or family members
10:22yes so if you had any legal advice to a young celebrity getting married this year what would
10:29you tell them don't do it I would say YOLO YOLO like it's fun the both of us do it
10:40I would say it's not my life go for it do whatever makes you happy I believe she's been telling the truth
10:52okay okay okay okay this one I want to settle this for once and for all right did you whoop Marilyn Monroe's
11:00dress no it's the throne of the pictures you didn't whoop her dress no so you're saying that it got to
11:08you already whooped I don't know how it got to me but it's perfect now who fixed it I don't know
11:18so when you tried it on what was a dress giving you're gonna cost me like 10 million dollars in
11:27insurance let's move on was I being truthful all of it is true yay wait why are you shocked I'm not
11:36on our show all's fair you play a divorce lawyer who's getting a divorce did you pull from any
11:45personal experience when you were building your character yes the inspiration was Laura Wasser who
11:51is um a two-time Kim K divorce attorney I was channeling her like I just okay so you were
12:00inspired okay yeah I was inspired by my own divorce attorney do you think a Laura Grant would have
12:06made a good divorce lawyer for Kim Kardashian yes twice yes three times three period three times
12:13we love a Laura Grant you guys you and this person famously gave each other the hands on keeping up
12:21with the Kardashians now be honest were you surprised to find out that Kourtney has hands no she's always
12:29had hands it's been that way like our whole life so as a lawyer what type of assault would you classify
12:34that as I mean not assault with a deadly weapon it's just her nails she's a nail girl she's a nail girl
12:41yeah were you a little afraid of her afterwards no was I telling the truth do you think Kourtney
12:48could beat me no way during the fight she accused you of thinking you're the only sister who works
12:55hard is that what you really think yes no not the only sister no so your siblings don't work as hard
13:02as you Khloe does is it fair to say Kylie is the most business savvy of them all I hate comparing sisters
13:08we're all business savvy and we all work really hard clock that and I already know you telling the
13:13truth so we don't even need to clock that speaking of family were you offended when your daughter North
13:19said in an interview that her favorite meal of yours is cucumbers in salt she said that I don't make
13:27cucumbers in salt that's her favorite meal that's her favorite meal okay maybe I chop it up for her
13:33okay but that's not like a something that you make it's not like you knowing as a mom you never
13:39get offended right I think our kids humble us yeah that could have been a lie I might get offended
13:45the machine is picking up on a little bit of deception here do you consider yourself a cool mom
13:51yes they might not are you cooler than your kids I hope so but I don't think so
13:58is there okay is there anything that your kids do that is corny to you no do you think I'm a cool
14:06mom yes you do I do would you like me to give you a cool mom tip yes do you have the same phone case
14:14as me no I think the cool mom tip is you should get the same phone case as me wait I need to see what
14:19the phone case is I've been talking about it and I can't I can't sit here and lie that I know what it
14:23it's very chic she's leather okay and she closes keep you out of your business when it holds your
14:30cards I have like a picture of my kids yeah it's like a little clear spot so it's like in a clear
14:34slice is like my my kids and the pictures and then I have like just a few cards not all of them a few
14:40cards I think that makes for a cool mom yeah do you think what I said is cool
14:44yeah if it makes you happy I wouldn't say it's like cool but like oh so you say YOLO yeah YOLO
14:53yeah YOLO to the wallet that is crazy I said that yeah I think you should get one okay do you use
15:03chat GPT for life advice no do you use it at all yes what about dating advice no
15:10do you consider chat GPT to be your friend no I use it for legal advice so when I am needing to
15:20know the answer to a question I'll take a picture and snap it and like put it in there so you're
15:26cheating they're always wrong it has made me fail tests are you serious all the time and then I'll get
15:34mad and I'll like yell at it and be like you made me fail why did you do this technically and it will
15:38do consider it a friend yeah so you consider it a friend it's just no I don't consider it a friend
15:43so she's a frenemy yes a frenemy but then I'll talk then I will talk to it and say hey you're gonna
15:48make me fail how does like that make you feel that you need to really know these answers I'm coming
15:54to you and then it'll say back to me this is just teaching you to trust your own instincts you knew
16:00the answer all along so she clocked you so technically you a chat GPT our friends just toxic
16:08friends toxic friends that they need to do better because I'm leaning to them to really help me and
16:13she is teaching me a life lesson and then becoming my therapist to tell me why I need to believe in
16:19myself after they got the answer wrong it's like a it's like a thing I screenshot all the time and send
16:25it in my group chat like can you believe this bitch is talking to me like this this is insane is
16:31she is she telling the truth all of it is true yes that's my girl that's my dog did you lie at any
16:38point during this interview that we didn't catch you maybe the machine is picking up some deception
16:47where I think it was about my phone case I think you really think it's cool
16:50yeah love you girl I got you babe thank you
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