00:00Oh, hello! Welcome back! It's been quite a minute, hasn't it?
00:07Now, we all know a lot happened in the past, and I'm sure your feeble little minds could use a little refresher, yes?
00:16Well, allow me to do the honors.
00:20Before we go forward, let's rewind to when Lou and Lilith, damned mankind,
00:27gave Eve a red delicious, Adam's rage was vicious.
00:30Now let's skip a page or three or four to be more expeditious!
00:38Charlie Morningstar, Lucifer's daughter, had a little plan to save the dam from the slaughter,
00:42made a hotel for the people of hell to come and redeem themselves, and well,
00:46Heaven's general, Adam from the garden, loved killing sinners, wouldn't grant them a pardon.
00:50He sealed their fate and moved up the date of the next extermination, which was less likely for our girl,
00:55Charlie so desperate to show, sinners could learn to repent, do good deeds, and grow.
01:02She sang some malarkey for giving a spy, and yours truly fed a TV head, a slice of humble eye.
01:10Then I went to a meeting with Carmilla, the top-shelf overlord weapons, Mila.
01:15Velvet pressed her to reveal she'd killed an angel with angelic steel.
01:18Now Angel Dust did a saucy dance, a tragic victim of circumstance.
01:23He and Husk had a heart-to-heart, did anyone actually like this part?
01:27Our girl Charlie called her Absinthe Pops, that corny mother, Duck and King, pulled out all the stops.
01:35Mimsy barged in and no one liked that, and me and Husker had ourselves a friendly little chat.
01:43Then Charlie went to heaven, where she wasn't fully welcome.
01:47Tried to tell about the progress she had made.
01:51The council looked down upon the merry band of angel, hen, and sherry, and...
01:57Suck it, bitches!
01:58Determined they were vermin who deserved to meet the blade.
02:02M and Sarah had a fight, married secrets came to light.
02:05Becky fought for those above, she fell from grace and fell in love.
02:09Our girl Charlie was in quite a bind.
02:12I took in, he brought her round to Rosie's to find.
02:16Her cannibal army, they lent her an ear.
02:19Carmilla taught old faggy how to handle her spear.
02:23The day arrived of the dreaded exorcism.
02:28And just died of untempted heroism.
02:33I got a little hurt, we put Adam in the dirt.
02:35Fucking losers!
02:37Nifty swore the final blow, though I did almost all the work.
02:42As dust cleared on a hell-changed forever, the gang rebuilt their pointless hotel together.
02:47I planned to put in motion, there's a moment here to seize.
02:49Though I have a sneaking notion that the same goes for the knees.
02:52Who will be victorious?
02:53Will someone be redeemed?
02:55And that is where the story is, if always as it seemed.
02:57Who knows what twists the future has in store?
03:00You may laugh, you may cry, you may lose your mind.
03:03But you sure as hell won't be born!
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