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00:00Ooh-la-la-la-la-la
00:02Here we come
00:03Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:04Here we come
00:05The new Love Island season is off to a sensationally simple start.
00:09So much has happened already.
00:11I need a stiff drink.
00:13Served with the side of previously.
00:21We started with five couples.
00:23Yana and Cooper.
00:24Sian and Ross.
00:26Lacey and Jotham.
00:27Isabelle and Connor.
00:29Bailey and Zach.
00:32Then added two big bombs.
00:35Gabby.
00:36Hi, boys.
00:38She's breathtaking.
00:39And Mick.
00:41Hola, senoritas.
00:43It's about time that you bring an atomic bomb in this bitch.
00:47Cooper gave Yana the ick.
00:49He reminds me of my ex.
00:51Bit of a turn-off in a way.
00:53Then she was stolen by Mick.
00:55Yana.
00:57Izzy was the only name on Connor's lips.
01:00It was a good kiss.
01:01Like a great kiss.
01:03Sharn fell for Ross and his nips.
01:05You found yourself a nipple?
01:07Good thing for that nipples.
01:09Gabby stole Jotham from Lacey.
01:13She got over it.
01:15Um.
01:16Why so serious?
01:17Olympia and Zach dumped Bailey because she didn't want kids.
01:19I feel so blindsided.
01:20And then they both got dumped from the island.
01:22Somebody do something naughty tonight to remember me.
01:26First dumped is kinda like a gold medal, right?
01:28Tonight.
01:29Yo, I'm a gold girl.
01:30New bomb Kai is easy on the eye.
01:32The boys better be nervous because his chippy's coming to nail all the girls.
01:33And he's got his eyes on Gabby.
01:34Yeah, I feel like you're naughty though.
01:35I mean, yeah, you have to wait and see.
01:37There's something else about Kai I'm forgetting.
01:39Guys, that's my end.
01:40It's kinda like a gold medal, right?
01:41It's kinda like a gold medal, right?
01:44Tonight.
01:45Yo, I'm a gold girl.
01:47New bomb Kai is easy on the eye.
01:50The boys better be nervous because his chippy's coming to nail all the girls.
01:54And he's got his eyes on Gabby.
01:57Yeah, I feel like you're naughty though.
01:59I mean, yeah, you have to wait and see.
02:02There's something else about Kai I'm forgetting.
02:05Guys, that's my ex.
02:07Oh, that's right.
02:09I'm shaking.
02:10He's Jana's ex.
02:12Why is he here?
02:13I'm sure this ended because he cheated.
02:16No.
02:17Are you kidding?
02:18You're gonna sit here and lie?
02:19You're gonna sit here and lie and say you're not the cheater the whole time.
02:21You wanna play that game?
02:22He's walking to hell.
02:35Bloombergiddris.
02:37The islanders have been soaking up the Spanish sun on an all expenses hoopla for a few days now.
02:50shows no signs of letting up. Look how excited they are. Lots of excitement. Okay, it's very
02:58deep, but it's there. See? Blinded with excitement, I told you. Lacey or G? Anyone? Lacey, all
03:10good? Not in bed last night. She went upstairs. Shit. Lacey leaving the bedroom last night
03:19just throws me for a whirl. Like, there's so many emotions. Like, I want to get up and
03:24go talk to her and see if she's okay. But then at the same time, it's not fair to Gabby,
03:29who I've coupled up with. Lacey? Pippi, why are you here? No. We're here.
03:49Can I sleep the whole time? Yeah. Oh, Bob. Sleeping upstairs was the best move. If I was to sleep
04:00in that room, I think I would have had worms growing out my ears the next morning. I don't,
04:05yeah, just could not do that. Babe, it was fucking weird because, like, yeah, it would have been.
04:12Like, I've never had to be, like, I've never had to sleep in a room. Room with your ex. With your ex? Yeah. When he got into bed
04:23yesterday, though, like, he, like, sprung into bed. Yeah, babe. Oh, yeah, he was having a good old time.
04:29I fucking heard it. Like, he was having their little pillow talks and she's, like, probably, like, up on him. That was, like, pissing me off in the back of my mind.
04:40How are you feeling? Yeah, I feel good. I was pretty tired this morning. Yeah. But, like...
04:46Do you reckon you slept much? I don't know. Did we sleep? I don't think I really slept at all.
04:51I started waking up a little bit in the middle. You were waking me up? Uh-huh. I was waking you up,
04:57getting a little excited. No, I was like, I'm not, I'm not doing anything, but then, like...
05:03I was even doing... I said the exact same thing. Because my big thing I've been saying is, like,
05:08I'm not here to do the bed stuff, you know? But you've been right into it. Got a bit into it.
05:15When I wear this, like, they literally pop out, so I'm scared I'm going to walk around. I feel like it's hard
05:19to probably contain them. Yeah. Mm. But I can't zip it up.
05:24I am so happy this morning. Men's was kind of a bit touchy-touchy. But it was so nice
05:31to have snuggles with a big, hunky man.
05:37We're, like, very much energy people. I feel like you have a really calming, like, energy about you.
05:42I just do things just to, like, satisfy my brain.
05:47Woo!
05:49Woo!
05:50Woo!
05:51Woo!
05:52Woo!
05:53Woo!
05:54Woo!
05:55Woo!
05:56Woo!
05:58American footballer Jotham is a very busy boy this morning. He's taken a quick break from talking
06:03to Gabby's breasts to talk to Lacey's face.
06:06So how was your night with Gabby?
06:08Like, yeah, it was a, like, it was a good night, I guess. Like, yeah, that's the word. Like, we were snuggling in bed and there's...
06:17Was it, like, was it intimate? Like...
06:21I would say it was, yeah.
06:24Okay.
06:25Mm.
06:26Lacey, she's just coming in with these hard questions straight off the rip. And my number one thing here is I never want to lie. I'm not going to ever get caught out in a lie. So, you know, I always have to tell it how it is.
06:38Like, I don't know, a snuggle to me is intimate, but it wasn't like, we didn't hook up, we didn't do that. So it wasn't that.
06:45So there was no kiss?
06:46Like, no.
06:48Why did you hesitate?
06:50Like, there was no, like, like, a kind of kiss, but not hooking up, if that makes sense.
06:59That literally doesn't make any sense.
07:01Like, lips touching kind of lips, like, lips side to face and something like that.
07:07That's cool.
07:09Is it?
07:10If I'm being honest, it's kind of, like, off-putting. Like, it's just kind of giving, I don't know, player vibes, and I'm not for that.
07:20Like, what's going through my mind is, like, obviously I've said that the chapter isn't closed between us, but I don't want you to think that you can do all these things with her and then just think that I'm going to kind of come back to you.
07:32I never think that, yeah. I never think you're just here waiting for me.
07:35Okay, cool.
07:37I think I'm going to go chart coops.
07:41Mm-hmm. You can do that, yeah?
07:44Yeah.
07:45Can I get your charts? Do you want to do it? Let's go.
07:48Yeah, I'm going to pull Cooper for a chart.
07:52Mm-hmm.
07:53I'm so confused. I don't even know what, where to begin with, Lacey. It's like...
07:57Toodle tits.
07:58We get in a situation where I want to kind of reassure her and give her more, and then in those moments, then she pulls back and then we're pulling further and further apart.
08:06Coops, what are you doing?
08:08I was just chilling. What are you doing?
08:10Do you want to go? Do you want to chat?
08:11Sure. Do you want to chat here or do you want to chat somewhere else?
08:13Yeah.
08:14Here?
08:15Yeah, I just want to chill, to be honest.
08:17Chill.
08:18I just want to, like, breathe, babe.
08:21It's like that. You can't.
08:24I know.
08:25How are you feeling, Lacey?
08:28How to chat with goth.
08:31Um...
08:32How was that?
08:33That was a bit of a headache.
08:35And I said, I said, do you really want to get to know Cooper?
08:39Yeah, I think I'm going to keep feeding into this.
08:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:43I think that's taking a bit more of a priority in my eyes.
08:46Yeah.
08:47No, I'm pretty, like, happy getting to know you.
08:50Like, there's so much more to uncover.
08:52Yeah.
08:53He's made it clear to me that he's interested in me, which is really nice to know.
08:57Did you know this is, like, a fact?
08:59You're only seven connections away from everyone in the world.
09:03Really?
09:04Yeah, so, like, you're only seven connections away from Kim Kardashian.
09:09And that actually is real for me.
09:12I think I'm only two connections away from her.
09:14Explain this to me.
09:17So, like...
09:18If you can, because that's...
09:20Um...
09:22Okay, so, like...
09:25I don't know how to explain that.
09:31As Lacey's brain desperately tries to figure out how she and Kim K are besties through their dog's cousin's gerbil, Gabi is quoting her favourite inspirational Kardashian quote.
09:42Touch my nipples.
09:45I think it gets me going more.
09:47Oh!
09:48I got a text!
09:50Yeah!
09:52Okay, Gabi.
09:55A smoking hot new bombshell wants to have a romantic Spanish lunch with you.
09:59Please get ready to leave the villa.
10:01Dress to impress.
10:02Hashtag invitation to temptation.
10:05What?
10:06I'm going on a date?
10:07Some man wants to take me on a romantic date?
10:14This is where I'm so excited I've been since being in here.
10:17Respectfully.
10:18I forget his name.
10:20Um...
10:21Jotham!
10:22Oh, my God!
10:23Okay, I'm getting ready.
10:25Damn!
10:26You gonna get ready?
10:27Yeah!
10:28She's a little too excited there, Gabi is.
10:30Gonna go have a nice romantic lunch.
10:32Yeah!
10:33Without you.
10:34No!
10:35I'm like, okay, yeah, new guy's coming in, but I'm still here.
10:37Uh, Lacey, baby, can you feel anything in your left hip?
10:39Yeah, babe.
10:40Uh, yeah, my right poop.
10:41Babe, we felt something this morning.
10:42Babe, I did say, I literally said I feel, guys, what the fuck?
10:45Oh, my God, we felt a bomb this morning in your tip.
10:48You really are psychic.
10:49Babe, I am.
10:50And then today...
10:51Okay, wait, what's your tit telling you this man looks like?
10:53Describe us.
10:54I see tarts.
10:55Head to toe or, like, sleeve, arm, leg.
10:59I'm feeling more of a sleeve rather than, like, patchwork.
11:03Oh, my God.
11:04It's giving me bad boys.
11:05Huh?
11:06Yeah, bad boy.
11:07Bad boy, yeah.
11:08He's gonna be a bad boy.
11:09He's gonna be confident.
11:10I'm so excited.
11:11Like, I want this man to walk in and me be like, oh, my God, I'm in love.
11:18Like, that's the kind of shit I want.
11:20I'm ready for my day.
11:24Bye, boys.
11:25Woo!
11:26So cute.
11:27Woo!
11:28Woo!
11:29Bye, everyone.
11:30Look at you.
11:31Woo!
11:32Everywhere.
11:33Bye.
11:34Enjoy.
11:35See you later.
11:36God, my girl looks unreal.
11:38Did you see her body in that dress?
11:40She looks like Kim K.
11:41The tits, the ass, the hourglass figure.
11:44Hold up, babes.
11:45I'll walk you down the stairs.
11:46Okay.
11:47Mm-hmm.
11:48Yes, thanks.
11:49Anytime.
11:50You know?
11:51Go find out there.
11:52Not too much fun.
11:53I'm excited.
11:54Mm-hmm.
11:55Thanks for reassuring me this morning.
11:57Yeah, anytime.
11:58So I'll reassure you when I'm back.
11:59Okay, yeah, you got it.
12:00See you later.
12:01Bye, everyone.
12:02Bye, baby.
12:03Go get him, tiger.
12:04Woo!
12:05I'm going on a date and I look so hot and sexy.
12:10I'm super excited.
12:13Not nervous at all.
12:14I'm just more curious than anything.
12:16So, yeah, bring it on.
12:18Gabby's on her way to meet a hot new hunk in the sizzling Spanish streets.
12:37Can we have another visual metaphor for what he hopes to do in the villa?
12:42Yeah, that's right.
12:43What a dirty little dog.
12:46Not him.
12:48This guy.
12:49Come on, let's go.
12:50Let's go.
12:51Let's go.
12:52I'm Kai.
12:53I'm 22 and I'm a cheeky chippy from the North Beaches.
12:55Turning me up to a level 10.
12:57Let's go.
12:58The type of girl that I usually go for is someone that's athletic.
13:01Someone with nice pearly bikes like myself.
13:03And can't lie, I am a bum girl.
13:05Probably it would not be easy.
13:07Let's go.
13:09Let's go.
13:11I will be stepping on toes.
13:12I will get what I want.
13:14The boys better be nervous because this chippy's coming to nail all the girls.
13:26Before Kai can nail all the girls, we've given him a view of some equally sexy Spanish men.
13:36How are you going?
13:37Hi, I'm Gabby.
13:38I'm Kai.
13:39Nice to meet you.
13:40Nice to meet you.
13:41You look gorgeous.
13:42Here, let me get up.
13:44Thank you so much.
13:46Oh, it's so beautiful.
13:48Wow.
13:49Do you want a drink?
13:50Yeah.
13:51Can you crank it?
13:52Absolutely.
13:53I'd love a drink.
13:55Oh, are we getting a cocktail?
13:56Yeah, I think so.
13:57Amazing.
13:58Oh!
13:59Oh!
14:00Oh!
14:01Oh!
14:02Oh!
14:03Give me a hand.
14:04Oh, baby.
14:05I'll go again.
14:06Oh!
14:07Okay.
14:08Sorry, tell me a bit about yourself.
14:09I'm a chippy.
14:10I'm from the Northern Beaches.
14:11Oh, okay.
14:12In Sydney?
14:13Yeah, in Sydney.
14:14How old are you?
14:15I'm 22.
14:1622!
14:17Oh, well, cheers.
14:18Cheers!
14:19My God, the wind.
14:21Where are you from?
14:24I'm from the Gold Coast.
14:25I'm 21.
14:26Um, I do social media full time.
14:28Two.
14:29Wait, so what's the chippy again?
14:30A carpenter, like a builder.
14:31Oh!
14:32Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:33So you, like, get down and dirty?
14:35Yeah, pretty much.
14:36Yeah, yeah.
14:37So, what brings you to Love Island?
14:40Oh, I guess trying to find love like everyone else.
14:42Yeah.
14:43Bit of a cheeky time, see how it goes.
14:44Yeah.
14:45What's your typical type?
14:47Um, beautiful girls.
14:48Yeah.
14:49You do.
14:50You're stunning.
14:51Oh, thank you.
14:52What have your exes been like?
14:53Um, I usually go for the toxic type.
14:56Oh, same.
14:57Yeah.
14:58I feel like I need a bit of, like, that fiery side.
15:01Yeah.
15:02I need a bit of, I need a bit of, yeah.
15:03I'm the same and everyone's like, that's where you're going wrong.
15:05But I'm like, I can't get away from it because, like, I'm too much to not be, like, entertained.
15:10Yeah, I get bored too easy.
15:11Yeah.
15:12Otherwise, I need to, I need to sort of be put in line a bit.
15:15I can put you in line.
15:17I'm definitely a fiery one.
15:19I love that.
15:20Yeah.
15:21Sorry, how come your last relationship ended?
15:24Um, she was also an influencer as well.
15:27Yeah.
15:28She was getting hit up off, like, all footy players and she was messaging them all.
15:31I was like, well, I'll do it too.
15:32So you were both cheating on each other?
15:34Yeah, we never slept with anyone.
15:35But yeah, in that sense, yeah, we did.
15:37Oh my God.
15:38Yeah.
15:39Yeah.
15:40That's crazy.
15:41Gay as an influencer, media.
15:46How do you feel about the whole thing?
16:05I was getting to know Gabby.
16:07Yeah.
16:08And I became more open and, like, the more I spoke to her, the more I've gotten along.
16:11The more time I talk to her and the more conversations we have and the more I get to know her and her as a person, like, the more attracted I am and the more I like her personality.
16:21She's bubbly.
16:22She's bubbly.
16:23She's bubbly.
16:24She's funny.
16:25Yeah.
16:26She says some funny shit.
16:27Yeah.
16:28Yeah.
16:29Yeah.
16:30Yeah.
16:31Yeah.
16:32Yeah.
16:33Yeah.
16:34Yeah.
16:35Yeah.
16:36Yeah.
16:37Yeah.
16:38Yeah.
16:39Yeah.
16:40Yeah.
16:41Yeah.
16:42Yeah.
16:43Yeah.
16:44Yeah.
16:45Yeah.
16:46Yeah.
16:47Yeah.
16:48Yeah.
16:49Yeah.
16:50Yeah.
16:51Yeah.
16:52And this is quite a good chat where even when I walked her down, she, like, said, thank you for reassuring
16:55me earlier.
16:56Yeah.
16:57Like, I'm going to go on the date, but, like, I'll have you in the back of my mind.
16:59Yeah.
17:00And –
17:01See, so that's good, she's reassured you as well.
17:02She's reassured me.
17:03And she's like, I'll come reassure you after the date.
17:04I'm like, wow, yeah, I hope we've got some little scorny dude, five foot, no game, no banter, I'm hoping he doesn't fit no bills.
17:26You kind of look like all my exes, not going to lie, with the one sleeve tattoo.
17:30Am I your type?
17:31Yeah, 100%.
17:32Yeah, my type.
17:33I think that you are, like, the first boy they've spoken to since being in the villa that is, like, a bit more, like, on my energy way thing.
17:41Yeah, that's good.
17:42Yeah.
17:43So how's your couple going?
17:45For three days I was single, and then last night we had the recoupling and I picked Jotham.
17:52So, yeah, I had my first night in bed with him, he's also getting to know one of the other girls, um, so it's been, like, a bit of an emotional rollercoaster.
18:00So you're still open?
18:02Yeah, 100%.
18:03Yeah.
18:04Yeah.
18:05I really like your energy.
18:06He's very, like, nonchalant.
18:07Yeah.
18:08But I can tell, like, you're, like, very much, like, my energy.
18:11Do you know what I mean?
18:12Like, I feel like we would be crazy and fun together, which is, like, the most important part, you know?
18:17Yeah, I feel like you're naughty, eh?
18:19I feel like you're...
18:22I mean, yeah, you have to wait and see.
18:24Yeah.
18:25Yeah.
18:26Yeah.
18:27Yeah.
18:28Who's coupled up?
18:31Um, as of last night, the new recouples, um, Mick, he was, um, a bombshell as well.
18:37So he's with Yana, and then we've got Connor and Izzy, they're, like, mum and dad.
18:42Yeah.
18:43Um, and then we've got Ross and Sharni, they're, like, very solid as well.
18:47And then Lacey and Cooper, they're single at the moment, so.
18:51Who'd you say at the start?
18:53Who was coupled up at the start?
18:55Did you say Yana?
18:56Mick and Yana.
18:57Yeah, where's Yana from?
18:59Yeah, Yana's from the Northern Beaches.
19:01Northern Beaches?
19:02Yeah.
19:03How old is she?
19:0421.
19:08And she's a plumber?
19:10Do you know Yana?
19:11Yeah, that's my ex.
19:12Wait, what?
19:13Yeah.
19:17Coming up...
19:22Oh, my God, it's my ex.
19:24Guys, that's my ex!
19:26Yana's stressed.
19:27I'm shaking.
19:28And girl code is put to the test.
19:32Holy fuck, he's hot.
19:33This is not normal.
19:34We must have the same time, because he reminds me of all my exes.
19:37I feel a little bit uncomfortable like these two girls that have just gotten close with and drooling over him.
19:42Did I not say I want a cocky man with a sleeve to come in?
19:46Yeah.
19:47Yeah.
19:57New bombshell Kai has just been shocked to figure out that his, and I quote, toxic ex Yana is in the villa.
20:05Who'd you say at the start?
20:06Mick and Yana.
20:07Yeah, where's Yana from?
20:08Yeah, where's Yana from?
20:09Yeah, Yana's from the Northern Beaches, and she's a plumber.
20:13Do you know Yana?
20:14Yeah, that's my ex.
20:15Wait, what?
20:16Yeah.
20:17Bro, this is fucking crazy.
20:19We have exes in the La Baton Villa.
20:20Apparently so, yeah.
20:21That's who I was just talking about.
20:22Oh my God.
20:26Oh my God.
20:27Wait, wait, I'm so sure.
20:28That's actually my ex.
20:29Oh my God.
20:30Wait, how long were you guys together?
20:31Like a year and a half.
20:32Oh my God.
20:33No, she was literally telling us about her ex last night.
20:34She was really upset.
20:35It did end quite bad.
20:36Oh my God.
20:37When was the last time you saw each other?
20:40I don't know, a couple of months ago maybe.
20:51Oh my God.
20:54Yeah.
20:55How do you feel?
20:56I don't know.
20:57How do you feel?
20:59I don't know.
21:00Oh my God.
21:01How do you feel?
21:02I don't know, a bit rattled.
21:04I don't know, I'm genuinely like actually want to find a new connection.
21:08Like that didn't work for a reason.
21:09I feel like she's my ex for a reason.
21:11If any of my exes walk into the villa, I'm walking straight out.
21:16Lovely.
21:27I'm curious for the bummy.
21:29Yeah, what kind of bombshell are you looking for?
21:31Okay, so this is what I'm thinking.
21:32What's the type you want on pen and paper?
21:34Lacy's boobs are saying this man is covered head to toe in tattoos.
21:39Big boy, kind of cocky, like straight up man.
21:44Like knows what he wants.
21:46We're needing someone who's like more cocky and more, like just more man.
21:51Like we need more man, we need more tattoos.
21:54And I'm so excited to know who this guy is.
21:57In Gabby's text it said you're going on a Spanish date.
22:01And I thought maybe the guy's Spanish.
22:03I didn't clock at all that it's a Spanish date because we're in Spain.
22:06I hope that this guy has like nice blue eyes and a nice smile.
22:13Even if this bombshell is not my type, I'm ready to be first in line to talk to him.
22:17That's for sure.
22:18So how do you feel about Gabby gone?
22:21Well, yeah, like obviously it sucks, but I'm quite a chill, relaxed guy.
22:25Yeah.
22:25I always live by it is what it is.
22:27Yeah, everything happens for a reason.
22:29I have power over myself but no one else.
22:32So, you know, I would be very...
22:34Oh my God.
22:35Damn, we got a bit of thunder.
22:37She out there sipping sangrias and looking at this handsome, probably shirtless man.
22:43Thank God the clouds have rolled in and I hope they're getting rained on.
22:46The clouds are indeed rolling in on the date, which is not what we flew to Spain for.
22:52We demand a refund.
22:54No here emblosos, conyo.
22:56So how does it make you feel that Jana's in there, my ex?
23:00I mean, I'm definitely the type of girl, like, if I have one single mutual with a man, like, he's off limits.
23:07Yeah.
23:07But this is Love Island and, like, you're so hot, you're very charming, your personality, everything.
23:13Like, I'm so drawn to you.
23:15Yeah.
23:15So it's just very interesting.
23:18Shit's about to hit the fan.
23:22Let's do a toast to Kai entering the villa and really shaking things up.
23:28Cheers to that.
23:30All right, well...
23:34Let's go.
23:35Should we get back?
23:36Yeah.
23:36All righty.
23:42Back at the villa, Mick prepares Jana an omelette.
23:45Little does she know her head is about to be scrambled, her vibe is about to crack, someone's about to poach her joy.
23:52Egg puns, guys, come on.
23:54You don't like omelettes?
23:56Oh, yeah.
23:57Oh, yeah.
24:00Do you know how to make one?
24:02No.
24:03I think maybe you just make it for me.
24:04Yeah, I think you'd be in a much better position.
24:05I think I might just leave this all here for you.
24:07Okay.
24:08What do you want in there?
24:08Do you want some spinach in there, too?
24:10Oh, yeah.
24:11Yeah, okay.
24:13All right.
24:13We're going to teach her how to make an omelette then, all right?
24:14No, I don't want to learn.
24:16Why not?
24:16I'll just sit.
24:18All right.
24:19You're about to fall in love with an omelette.
24:22Maybe.
24:23Maybe my strongest connection is an omelette.
24:25Omelette?
24:27You date an omelette?
24:29I date an omelette.
24:37Oh, my God, guys!
24:39Hello, everybody!
24:41Oh, shit!
24:41Oh, my God.
24:42Oh, my God!
24:43Wait, have you got tatted?
24:45Oh, my God, he has to sleep!
24:47Tatted, cocky, confident, bad boy energy.
24:50My telepathic tics are added again, tingling away.
24:55Oh, my God, it's my ex!
24:56Is it?
24:56Oh, my God!
24:58Is it really?
24:58Guys, that's my ex!
25:00Fuck off.
25:03No, I'm not even crying.
25:05I'm shaking.
25:08I'm 100%...
25:10Holy fuck, he's hot.
25:11I'm sorry, Queen, your ex is hot.
25:13Oh, my God!
25:13Wait, what?
25:14What the fuck is that and why is he here?
25:17No.
25:18No.
25:19Come on, I'm fucking shaking.
25:20I'm going to cry.
25:21Oh, my God.
25:22You ain't going to want this omelette now.
25:26OK, I take back my complaints about the bad weather.
25:36It's actually setting the scene perfectly for Yana's ex Kai landing in the villa.
25:41Thanks, crap weather gods.
25:43Hello, everybody!
25:45Oh, shit!
25:47What's going on?
25:49Guys, that's my ex!
25:51Fuck off.
25:53No, I'm not even lying.
25:55I'm shaking.
25:56No.
25:57No.
25:58Khan, I'm fucking shaking.
25:59I'm going to cry.
26:01No, it was the most recent one that I think is Cooper's life.
26:04Wait, can we look?
26:06Kai, Cooper.
26:06Nice to meet you, buddy.
26:07How are you?
26:08Cool.
26:09Welcome.
26:10What was your name, sorry?
26:11Kai.
26:11Hi, Kai.
26:12I don't even know where to start.
26:17What the fuck is that?
26:20What the fuck is that and why is he here?
26:22I don't even know what to say.
26:23I'm actually, I don't know.
26:24I actually don't know what to fucking say.
26:28Sorry.
26:29Should I, like, pack his bags now?
26:31I needed to freeze for a second.
26:34Guys, the new bombshells here.
26:36Hey, this is her.
26:37Sorry.
26:38Hey, darling.
26:39Hi, I'm Lacey.
26:40Nice to meet you.
26:41Nice to meet you.
26:42Sorry, Kiki.
26:43Yandee, eh?
26:44Hello.
26:45Hello.
26:47I'm fucking shook.
26:55Cool.
26:56Nice to meet you.
26:57Yeah, brah.
26:58Cool.
26:58Nice to meet you.
26:59Did you know I was here?
27:00No.
27:01I found out today on the date.
27:03Really?
27:04Is this your most recent ex?
27:05Yeah.
27:06The one that cheated on you?
27:07Heaps a lot, brah, so we should be sweet.
27:09Well, just so you...
27:10Is this the one that cheated on you?
27:12Yeah.
27:12Awesome.
27:13Just so you know, we're sharing a bed, but there's a pillow in between us.
27:17Go ahead, Bella.
27:18Go ahead.
27:19Go ahead.
27:20It shocked me that Yana's in here.
27:22I was mind-blown.
27:23I was a bit lost for words.
27:25But, yeah, it rattled me.
27:27It definitely rattled me.
27:28We must have the same type, because he reminds me of all my exes.
27:32I got there.
27:32I'm actually shaking.
27:34He's hot, though, babe.
27:35He's the hottest one in here.
27:37I know. He's fucking hot, man.
27:37What the actual fuck?
27:38Wait, sorry.
27:39Did I not say I want a cocky man with a sleeve to come in?
27:43No, I literally said Lacey will fucking eat you up.
27:46Oh, my God.
27:46I want to eat him.
27:47I feel a little bit uncomfortable.
27:49Like, this was my boyfriend, and now he's my ex, and then, like, these two girls that
27:54I've just gotten close with are now, like, drooling over him.
27:57Like, I can literally see Lacey drooling from my mouth.
28:00So, yeah, it's a little bit, like, it's just weird.
28:03Like, who would want to get put in this position?
28:05Like, this is not normal.
28:08This is not norm.
28:10Go on, ladies.
28:11We know a little bit, apparently, about you, but we don't listen to that in here.
28:15Tell us about yourself.
28:15I'm a chibi, play footy.
28:20How was the date?
28:22Date was mad.
28:22Date was good?
28:23Date was mad, yeah, like, no, it went really well, eh?
28:26I actually had a good time with her.
28:28So, it can be a good laugh, eh?
28:29I know, yeah, like, we vibed really well.
28:31Like, it was a good laugh.
28:32Like, it didn't get odd.
28:33I don't think it got awkward, you know?
28:34Like, it's always going to be bits, but, no, like, it was actually really good.
28:37It's good.
28:38It's really good.
28:39You know, maybe the thought that I'm starting to feel a little jelly,
28:43got a little jelly bean going on, means there's a little bit more there.
28:47A little bit more of me starting to, like, Gabby more than I thought.
28:52Are you happy to be here, Bart?
28:54I'm stoked, lad.
28:55Yeah, I've worked out good.
28:56I'm fucking stoked now, bro.
28:57Look at them all, bro.
28:58They're banging.
28:59What about your ex?
29:00She banging?
29:01Yeah, she is hot.
29:02I can't say she's not, but the toxicity, bro.
29:05Oh, this is going to be cracker.
29:06Like I've said to a lot of you girls, like, this guy turned me crazy.
29:11Like, yes, I did.
29:11I was toxic with him, but it's because of what the shit, the shady shit that he was doing.
29:15Supercoating his actions.
29:16Yeah.
29:16Okay, so he told me that he was dating a girl that was on social media
29:20and had football guys hitting her up,
29:23and that you would reply when he would go away.
29:26So he started doing the same thing.
29:28It was, like, tit for tat, and you guys got toxic,
29:30and it finally ended six months ago.
29:32Finally ended because he fucked up.
29:34I'm sorry, but, like, my...
29:34But he didn't say he cheated.
29:35He said you cheated or something.
29:36No, that's full of fucking shit.
29:38That is full of fucking shit.
29:40I sent him the screenshots, and I blocked him on everything.
29:44So two weeks into me and Kai's relationship,
29:46I got messaged by a famous footy player, and I replied.
29:51But that was it.
29:52Like, literally, it was probably within two days,
29:56the conversation was done, and he was blocked
29:59because I realised it was wrong.
30:00How did he find out about this guy in the feds?
30:02Did you tell him?
30:03No, because I was telling all the girls
30:06because it was, like, kind of acclaim and funny,
30:08and then, like, he would be around,
30:10and I was open with him about it too.
30:11I was saying, like, this guy's...
30:12Like, it was never shady.
30:14It was more like, oh, my God, I'm texting this guy kind of a thing.
30:17Like, we were two weeks into being together.
30:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:19It wasn't...
30:20So this wasn't, like, not even cheating.
30:22So this is, like, a year and a half ago.
30:23Yeah.
30:23And then after that, he did a few things, a few...
30:30Hi.
30:33You're about to fall in love with an omelette.
30:38Do you still want the omelette or not now?
30:40No, just wait a sec.
30:42It's there anyway, OK?
30:45I appreciate it.
30:46You're welcome.
30:47Oh, my God.
30:51My omelette looks fucking shit.
30:52Oh, it doesn't look that bad, actually.
31:01Not my best work.
31:02How you going, bruh?
31:03Good timing mid-fucking omelette.
31:05I just want to, like, see you.
31:06Bruh.
31:07Bruh.
31:07Babe.
31:09How you going, girls?
31:10Do you all want to go for a chat somewhere?
31:12All of us?
31:12Get to the news, yeah?
31:13Yeah, OK, let's...
31:14Sam, how are you?
31:15How are you feeling?
31:16I'm good.
31:17I'm a bit rattled.
31:22What's she been saying?
31:25Where is she?
31:26What have you been saying?
31:27What have you been saying?
31:29What?
31:30I can talk to...
31:30That is so weird.
31:31I can talk to, babe.
31:32I can talk to.
31:33What have you been saying?
31:35Yana's so far behind, she's all the shit.
31:38Oh, my God.
31:39We'll spice it up real quick.
31:41Dude, I feel really bad for her.
31:43Yeah, she was shaking before.
31:44Yeah, you don't shake like that for no reason.
31:46Now, I know Kai is walking like he just shat his pants,
31:50but as you'll see,
31:51girls actually find that very attractive.
31:54Wait, sorry, what's your name?
31:55That's Kai.
31:56Oh, okay.
31:56Hi, Kai.
31:58Yeah, not...
31:59Lacy.
32:01Come on, normal.
32:02Stop, stop.
32:04It's that he thinks he's the man.
32:06This is how you're doing.
32:06I can't.
32:07I can't with him.
32:08Oh, my God, it's like...
32:09This is how he is, he thinks he's the man.
32:11Yeah.
32:11I'm going to get my feet in the pool and cool off a little bit.
32:13Tell us how you're feeling.
32:14I'm a bit rattled, actually, to be honest, yeah.
32:16It's a bit going on, dog.
32:17Feeling a lot of emotions?
32:18I actually want to listen to this a bit.
32:20Can we...
32:21Might be a little bit of a rattled question.
32:24So, cheating.
32:27What's this about?
32:28Yeah, we're going straight in there.
32:29We're going straight in there.
32:30Sounds like they're already getting into it.
32:32Oh, shit.
32:32Great start.
32:33Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
32:35Are you...
32:36You think you cheated on her?
32:37Well, I've been told...
32:40I've been told that you said that this ended because I cheated.
32:45But from what I remember, it ended because I sent you screenshots of the shit that you were doing.
32:50Are you kidding?
32:51You're going to sit here and fucking lie?
32:52You're going to sit here and lie and say you're not the cheater the whole time.
32:55You want to play that game?
32:56You're the fucking lie, Kai.
32:57You want to play that game?
32:58I have not, Kai.
32:58Fuck me, dude.
32:59Look at that.
33:00Brilliant.
33:01Come down, quick.
33:01Close.
33:05Shit going down.
33:05I have not lied once.
33:13I said two weeks into us being together, which is fucking true, that I was texting this NRL guy.
33:17Yeah, then what?
33:18I never...
33:18Yeah, you're cheating on me.
33:19And you're doing the whole time messaging people the whole time.
33:21I wasn't fucking cheating the whole time at all.
33:24Sorry, you're insecure and couldn't deal with boys messaging me.
33:27Like, that's not my fault.
33:31All the dirt you put me through.
33:34He always would say, like, it was already done, but, like, he was still with me, so he thought
33:40that that's okay, that he can go do this shit.
33:42I get that, and I'll own up to that.
33:43Yeah, like, we'll still be together, but, like, I fell apart for the whole time.
33:45Like, what?
33:46He's making it sound like it's fucking normal.
33:48That ain't normal.
33:48You messaging blokes the whole time, me hanging around ain't normal, is it?
33:52Like, me trying to leave you ain't normal either, and you're not letting it happen.
33:55So, like, you want to get to it?
33:55If you wanted to really leave, you could have fucking left.
33:59Oh.
34:04This is, like, when the neighbours are arguing.
34:07I'm not, yeah, I wanted to meet all the girls.
34:09I don't really want to get into this shit.
34:11Oh, fuck.
34:12Okay, cool.
34:12Do you guys want to talk together, or...?
34:14No, I have a question.
34:15Sorry, okay.
34:16So, you're here.
34:18You're all us girls.
34:19What's your intentions being here?
34:22Bye.
34:24Fine love.
34:25What?
34:25I wanted to...
34:26I wanted to...
34:26Fucking bullshit.
34:28The way you said that, I thought, fine love, yeah, and righty-o.
34:32Look, look, look, look.
34:33You want a bit of puss is what you want.
34:35Oh, listen to you, mate.
34:36I'm sorry, mate.
34:37Okay, so...
34:38Look, I came in here to have fun, yeah, and, like...
34:40You want to jump on some puss, that's what you want.
34:43Jump on what?
34:44You want to jump on some puss.
34:47I feel massively ganged up on by all the girls.
34:51It's, like, ten on one here, like...
34:53Yeah, that was tough.
34:55Especially just walking in as well.
34:57I came on here to have fun, look, and I'm not going to lie about that.
35:00If some...
35:01I'm always open to finding someone.
35:02Like, I'm not going to shut it out.
35:03This is honest.
35:04And how do you think that you will go getting to know girls with Yana being in here?
35:08Oh, I'm not trying to rekindle something that didn't work.
35:12So, this is completely...
35:12Well, obviously, X is for a reason, so, look, I'm coming in here to talk to all you girls
35:16and see how we're going, like...
35:19What do, baby?
35:20You want it?
35:24I'll put it here, right?
35:24So, are you, like, open to rekindling?
35:29Oh, no, that's just, like, completely in the past for you.
35:31Well, look at that, I'm always open to talking to her, but, like, it's not like I didn't come
35:35here to rekindle with Yana.
35:36Were you guys in love?
35:38I was in love, yes.
35:39I will openly say, like, yeah, I was in love.
35:41I couldn't find love because she was messaging blokes two weeks in after I sat down there.
35:44So, for a year and a half, you just didn't love her?
35:46I couldn't gain the trust.
35:48I started to love her, but I couldn't find the trust ever the whole time.
35:50So, you date her for a year and a half and you didn't love her?
35:52I did love her, like, I did, but, yeah, but listen, like, I did, but, like, there was
35:57never that connection where, like...
35:59The whole time we were together, it was always, you don't love me, you don't love me, and
36:03I was always having to say, like, I don't know how much more, like, it was always...
36:06Because I could never trust you.
36:07Like, me saying I loved you, yeah, I did, but, like, it's not like...
36:09You never let yourself let you trust me.
36:11Yeah, because you never gave me the chance to...
36:13I feel like this is going absolutely nowhere.
36:15We're a bit just hot and heavy at the moment.
36:17Well, what the fuck?
36:18I've just come to find love and my fucking ex-boyfriend's walked in.
36:21Yeah, he's walked into hell.
36:23I've got you.
36:30Fucking dead.
36:33Bro, you hurry?
36:35I've got you.
36:36All right.
36:50Fun fact.
36:51New Bombshell and Yana's ex, Kai, planned to get his balls waxed before entering the villa,
36:57but changed his mind when he met his technician.
37:00Oh, God, I never got the reassurance that I could trust him, like, from the start,
37:05pretty much to the finish, as much as, like, I tried, like, I fully couldn't, you know?
37:09Do you want to make food?
37:10Like they say, you didn't.
37:11I'm not interested.
37:13Yeah.
37:13What do you want to make?
37:15Um...
37:16I'm sweating like a pig.
37:17Toasty?
37:19I'm sorry, but I actually don't really fucking care.
37:21Yeah, I, um...
37:23I went up to Mick and I was like,
37:24he said, what do you reckon?
37:26We just said, we're not judging a book by its cover.
37:28I judged the cover.
37:29Like, yeah.
37:31I don't know.
37:32Yeah.
37:33I'm not really interested.
37:35That's why I like y'all.
37:38He was talking and I was like,
37:39I kind of feel like a cheese toasty.
37:41And I was like, that means I probably should leave.
37:44I'm feeling safe in my bubble with Connor.
37:47I think it's actually putting everything into perspective
37:50and making me realise that I like him more.
37:53So, the bombs aren't bombing on me just yet.
37:57He is a clone of fucking Cooper.
37:59You mean, like, aesthetics he looks like Cooper?
38:02Just, like, mannerisms.
38:03Like, they've got definitely similar traits,
38:05but, like,
38:06I think, um, Kai's like a lizard or something.
38:11Can you explain that?
38:15Oh, yeah.
38:16No.
38:16Yeah, no, I...
38:17And then, like, the...
38:21You...
38:23Yeah, I know.
38:24No.
38:25No.
38:26Anyway.
38:27No, thank you.
38:28No, thank you.
38:31You're good?
38:32Yeah, I'm looking for your water bottle.
38:33OK?
38:34One, two, three...
38:36How are you feeling?
38:37You looked, um, disinterested.
38:39No, I just stare off in the distance.
38:41Yeah, that's more disinterested.
38:43Another guy like me coming in here is...
38:46That's pretty loose.
38:47I wasn't disinterested.
38:49I was...
38:50I was curious.
38:51Sound exactly like me.
38:52It was funny.
38:52She's exactly like she's funny.
38:53He actually does have similar traits.
38:55I'm sure I think I'm a bit smarter than him.
38:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:57Sometimes I'm like, uh...
38:59And then I'm like, you say some smart shit.
39:00I just feel like I can pick up on energy
39:02and I feel like I've got a way different vibe.
39:04I think him and Lacey are going to hit it off.
39:07Oh, fuck you.
39:08I hope Lacey goes back to Gotham.
39:10No, back to me.
39:12Oh, are you sorry?
39:14My wish.
39:15If Lacey's into me, she's going to be into Kai.
39:18But I'm going to keep on getting to know Lacey
39:19like Kai's not there.
39:21I mean, another bloke being there
39:23doesn't really change what my plan's going to be with someone.
39:26So, I have, like, this thing.
39:28My tits talk to me.
39:30We just kind of call it titty tingle.
39:32Right?
39:32What are they saying?
39:33So, my right tits was telling me today
39:35and I kind of was, like, hoping for it.
39:38I was like, damn, we need...
39:40I guess I've been calling all the guys, like, soft cocks in here.
39:42Like, I'm the one with the big juicy balls.
39:44Like, I have bigger dicks than them.
39:46Anyways, so I was like,
39:48I need, like, a guy to come in
39:49who's, like, kind of cocky, like, naughty boy
39:51because I like someone that can, like, you know, just, like...
39:55So, on that, you are open as far?
39:58Yeah, I'm single.
39:59Like...
39:59But...
40:01I'm loving this.
40:03Saying that, Yana, like, Yana's my girl in here.
40:09Come on, chat!
40:10He's chatting!
40:20What the fuck?
40:21Why does this happen to me again?
40:25What do you mean?
40:25What's happening here?
40:26Nothing.
40:27That's my partner.
40:28His ex.
40:29Yeah.
40:29Yeah.
40:30So, you're the safest one here?
40:31How?
40:33Because he's not here for his ex.
40:35That's what he says.
40:36Are you thinking that?
40:39Are you not?
40:40I'm not thinking that he's here to win her back.
40:42When you've got an ex and there's, like, still a little bit of...
40:45You know?
40:46Because they're not...
40:46Yeah, it hasn't been long enough.
40:47They haven't healed enough.
40:48They're not like, oh, it's good to see you.
40:49Like, how have you been?
40:50It's more like, oh, they're still in that stage
40:51where they could probably sleep with each other.
40:53Exactly.
40:55And there's the connection there
40:56and it's like you're on an island
40:57and there's another fucking girl.
40:59I'm telling you.
41:00He's got his eyes on Lace.
41:01Lace.
41:02Yeah.
41:03She's also single.
41:04Yeah.
41:05So, I think that's good for everyone.
41:07And it's also very likely.
41:08Oh, I don't feel threatened because he's like...
41:10Or even Gabby, though.
41:11He's just, um, he's simple.
41:13Yeah.
41:13Simple guy.
41:14Yeah.
41:18I'm glad you're single.
41:19Oh, really?
41:20Yeah, I am.
41:21Yeah, you were sort of just the first thing I was about.
41:23When I walked in, I was like,
41:29I hope she just doesn't hate me, eh?
41:32Me?
41:32Yeah, I was like, I'll change her head.
41:34Oh, really?
41:41Yeah.
41:44Oh, my God, I'm scared this man's going to make me go crazy in here.
41:51I don't want to be that girl anymore.
41:53I've been waiting for something spicy to come in.
42:00Like, a bit bad boy energy.
42:02Oh, unless you know when I like that.
42:05Keep it real discreet, keep it tight, yeah.
42:07Do you want a type?
42:09Yeah.
42:10Like, to be honest, I don't have a type on paper.
42:13Like, I'm more of, like, a personality kind of girl.
42:16Yeah.
42:16Run off the vibe.
42:17Yeah, but, like, yeah, like, I feel like, um, initially very sexually attracted to you.
42:26Uh-huh.
42:33That's what we need, don't you?
42:35Yeah, but I think that will get me in trouble.
42:37It is a weird situation because I'm obviously not a fan of how he did my girl dirty, but, like, I am very much available and I am attracted to him.
42:51How do you feel about, like, me being with here, with Yana and here?
42:56How does that, does that affect you in any way or would that change it?
43:00Yeah, like, it does, for sure, because Yana's my girl and also, like, you guys, what only happened, like, ended six months ago, which is, like, kind of crazy to me.
43:12I don't know, like, that's, like, fuck.
43:16I feel like I do like a bad boy, but, but, like...
43:22You're not here to make friends, by the way.
43:24I know, but, like...
43:26You're not here to find my person, but...
43:29Yeah.
43:30Like, fuck, like, I don't know.
43:35In my head, he's like, but I'm like, no.
43:38My head's like this, and I'm like, no.
43:40And it's like this, and I'm like, no.
43:42I'm, like, trying to, like, you know, trying to avoid that naughty temptation, and I don't want trouble.
43:59Oh, this quaint Spanish town looks so calm, tranquil, and peaceful.
44:13But inside the villa, it's insanely calm.
44:19Actually, too, to be honest, all things considered.
44:23Calm, except for the great omelette scandal of 2025.
44:27Six times Mick offered it to Yana.
44:29How much rejection can a handsome man and burnt omelette take?
44:33I mean, I was making her an omelette, then she walked away.
44:34Oh, I know, but I think she said I felt so bad for her.
44:36Oh, did she eat it?
44:37Huh?
44:38No.
44:38No.
44:39Didn't even say thank you.
44:40So, I'm like, fuck, I'm just...
44:41What am I putting an effort in for?
44:43I give up.
44:47Fucking egg on my face.
44:52You need a piggyback?
44:54Ready?
44:55Jump.
44:55Wait, when I dress, you need to take me out like this.
44:57Oh.
44:59Ah!
45:00There you go.
45:01It was like...
45:02Wait, I feel so high right now.
45:05Yeah, now you know how it feels up here.
45:06Yeah, fuck, wow.
45:08Okay.
45:10Okay, thank you.
45:12Um, yeah, so...
45:16Bro, I can't believe her ex is here.
45:18Oh, so crazy.
45:20What do you think of him?
45:21I think he is a strong personality.
45:25Mm.
45:25I think he could probably be a little controversial.
45:27You know?
45:28He won't care what he says.
45:30Yeah, he's so similar to me, but, like, a bit of a guy version.
45:32Like, at first, I was like, oh, my God, he's so funny.
45:34Like, I feel like he's really similar to me.
45:36But then, at the end, like, as soon as I, like, found out that was young sex,
45:39I was kind of just like, oh.
45:40Mm.
45:41Sushi.
45:42Yeah.
45:42Yeah.
45:43Like, I don't know, I can't move past that sort of stuff.
45:46Really?
45:46I'm just too possessive.
45:48Oh, way off my shoulders, you know?
45:50Like, all this little worrying.
45:52I tried to tell everyone I wasn't doing, but in the back of my mind,
45:55I had a little word going on.
45:56You're nice.
45:57Like, you make me feel like I don't need to be crazy.
46:01Yeah, don't be crazy.
46:02I mean, you can be crazy if you want.
46:03We can get crazy.
46:04Not, like...
46:05Now I can finally take that deep breath and just enjoy my time with her back here.
46:09How are you and Lacey?
46:11Yeah, it was a weird chat today.
46:14Yeah.
46:15That chat kind of ended in her saying, like, she was going to pull back as well.
46:20Yeah.
46:20And saying, like, for her sake, and, like, she was going to open up to getting to know Cooper.
46:25Now she's got Cooper's twin to get to know as well, so...
46:28Yeah.
46:28Bitch, we twinning.
46:30Pretty much, yeah.
46:32Doing, doing.
46:33Do you want to go for a chat?
46:34Let's do it.
46:34Lacey is a full-time model, although she should really consider a career in risk management
46:42because the way she's hedging her bets between single Cooper and new bomb Kai is impressive.
46:48Papi, ah.
46:49Oh.
46:49I like your eyes and close.
46:51Sorry, King.
46:52Um, you guys are very similar.
46:55Energy.
46:56I'm obviously really sexually attracted to him, but the whole yarn, like, yarn is...
47:01Messy.
47:02Yeah, that's messy, and I don't really want to be involved in that, and I don't want toxic,
47:07and I don't want, like, I want to kind of stay away from that, even though it's exciting, like...
47:11He's going to be fun.
47:12He's going to be fun.
47:13But do you reckon he's into you?
47:15Um, yeah, he said he likes my look, and he said that I looked good, like, he likes fiery.
47:22Yeah, she looked good.
47:24At this point, get in line.
47:25Because everyone seems to be interested in the person that I'm interested in.
47:28So if there was a couple, like a recoupling...
47:31Um, yes.
47:32What are your thoughts on the recoupling, like...
47:34I'm fucking hoping I end up with you.
47:36Yeah.
47:37Are you...what do you reckon?
47:40Well...
47:40What would you want?
47:42I don't know.
47:43What do you mean you don't know?
47:45Um, sometimes it's actually hard to read where Lacey's head's at, because when you put her
47:49on point, you know, you kind of get a different answer every time.
47:53It sort of almost depends on where the sun's facing.
47:56You and Kai's birds are pretty close.
48:00You're not going to be jumping over there tomorrow night, or tonight.
48:02I'm sorry, like...
48:03When you're all fucking lonely and shit.
48:05Oh, how crazy.
48:07Wee!
48:09Wee!
48:15Oh!
48:16Oh!
48:18Yarns?
48:21That's your calling.
48:23Rightio.
48:25Rightio.
48:26Let's try not, like, kill each other.
48:29Let's just try and keep it chill.
48:30I don't want to... I don't know.
48:35So you don't love me?
48:36You never loved me for that year and a half?
48:38No, I did, mate.
48:39So why did you say that as embarrassing?
48:41Yeah, well, like, mate, you just...
48:42Mate, I walk in, I've just had an absolute grilling
48:44for absolutely no reason.
48:46I would have thought we were...
48:47What do you mean?
48:48I'd love to be a fly on the wall.
48:49I'd love.
48:49Do you want to go be a fly on the wall?
48:52It's just mad, man.
48:54The shit we just said, like, it's fucking...
48:56It was a lot.
48:57It was full-on, man.
48:58I didn't think I was going to come in here, like...
49:00I didn't even know you were in here until today
49:02and then I'd get that.
49:04Yeah, well, how do you think I feel?
49:06Yeah, I get that you didn't know I was in here,
49:08but, like, so, yeah, you're talking shit.
49:10And then I get told that...
49:11Wait, Kai, we did not end because of something that I did.
49:15Yeah, but, like, it was never the...
49:16Like, we both did...
49:17It was tit-for-tat, Yana.
49:18We can't...
49:18You can't go and just blame it all on me.
49:20But at the end of the day, like, I've just said to all them,
49:22we both did the same thing.
49:23Like, it shouldn't even...
49:24Like, yeah, I'll take my actions, that's how it ended, yes.
49:27But it was happening the whole time.
49:28This man is who makes me fucking crazy.
49:32Like, you wait.
49:35That's so...
49:35I don't even know what to say.
49:36I don't even know what to think right now.
49:43I'm just off it that you went in front of everyone.
49:45Like, that was just embarrassing.
49:46What do you mean?
49:47Like, what about for me?
49:48You said in front of everyone,
49:49I didn't love you for the year and a half we were together.
49:52Like, why?
49:52Well, obviously I did, but, like, that was just so heated
49:54that we should have had a conversation before any of this.
49:57Because of course I loved you.
50:00I don't know what happens next.
50:03I went in blind.
50:05So light in the darkness.
50:08So how's it been the last couple of days?
50:11Well, I don't know if you've met him,
50:13but there's a guy in here
50:15and he literally would remind me of you.
50:19He's nothing like me.
50:21He said the exact same thing.
50:22Look at me.
50:23Yeah, he said the exact same thing.
50:25Oh, don't tell me that shit.
50:26He said that same shit.
50:27Ah, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon.
50:29Don't call me fucking pigeon here.
50:32Don't do that shit.
50:34Fucking weirdo.
50:35Kai calling me pigeon is making me, like,
50:39get flashbacks from when I'm all together.
50:41That's what it's making me do.
50:42Like, it's making me feel the way I felt
50:44when we were together.
50:45And it's pissing me off because
50:46it's literally our first chat in here
50:49and why am I already getting these feelings?
50:52I hate it.
50:53Fuck off with that.
50:55I think you're really going to get into my fucking head.
50:59Please don't.
51:00Please don't do that sneaky shit that you do
51:02where you get in my head.
51:03I'm baffled.
51:08Like, I just don't...
51:10My mind just went from, like,
51:12I'm so fucking angry to, like,
51:14wait, what the fuck's going on?
51:16Like, get out of my head.
51:17Get out of my head.
51:18Get out of my head.
51:20Stop.
51:21Get out.
51:22Somebody's gone again.
51:25What are you, like, doing shit today?
51:26Mate, you're going to get in your own head, like...
51:30You fucking drive me crazy, Kai.
51:32Why are you?
51:33Yeah, yeah.
51:34Why are you here?
51:36I don't want it.
51:37I don't want it.
51:40Maybe I do want it.
51:41I don't know what I want.
51:42It's over already?
51:57What?
51:57I need a Love Island fix.
51:59Hit me with a next time stat.
52:02Next time...
52:04It's all fun and games!
52:13Come on, man.
52:14Until kisses!
52:16I just wanted to have a little taste of him again.
52:21Get complicated!
52:24Kiss the Islander with the best hair.
52:27Ooh!
52:27Ooh!
52:28Ooh!
52:28Ooh!
52:28Oh, shit!
52:29This isn't about hair.
52:31No.
52:32Don't look.
52:33I actually feel gross.
52:37That I could throw up.
52:40I feel like I could throw up.
52:40I feel like I could throw up.
52:41I feel like I could throw up.
52:41I feel like I could throw up.
52:42Ah!
52:43Wow!
52:44Oh!
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