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Love Island Australia S7 EP 3
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00:00Ten Islanders, two bombs, equals a villa full of...
00:09You know what? Let's just roll the recap.
00:21Like, I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
00:24Stop it, yeah.
00:25If she was to couple up with you, like, how would you be feeling?
00:29Gabby and Lacey jostled over Gotham.
00:32I mean, jump em, jump, jump em.
00:35No, it's not even that, it's Jotham.
00:38Kids came between Zack and Bailey.
00:41I feel so blindsided.
00:42Before Zack came between Ross and Sian.
00:45Oh, I definitely felt jealous.
00:49Then, new bomb Mick.
00:51Hola, senoritas.
00:54Had the girls squealing.
00:57It's about time that you bring an atomic bomb in this bitch.
01:01And the boys really...
01:04He didn't even say hello to me.
01:05He got teeth for days, doesn't he?
01:07Big pearly whites on the fella.
01:09Coming in with a shirt that I don't know if I'm wearing.
01:12You and you can count backwards.
01:18Tonight!
01:21A shock text.
01:24Tomorrow, Gabby and Mick will decide who they want to couple up with.
01:27And somebody will be dumped.
01:30The whole house energy is just like...
01:33The tension is palpable.
01:34He could just point his finger in any direction and it's like, oof, great.
01:40The ball's in your court and you have to make it clear to Gabby and I.
01:45I don't want to go home.
01:46I do feel a genuine connection with Jonathan.
01:51Damn it.
01:52That's not his name.
01:53The four buried secrets.
01:56This boy has had sex with a woman more than 30 years older than him.
02:02This girl was paid six grand by a guy just to reply to his DM.
02:07What?
02:09Dig up a whole load of trouble.
02:11I could already see his grave.
02:24He really did just dig his own grave there.
02:27I'm fucking here, baby.
02:47Hola, senoritas!
02:48There's a box now!
02:50Dig in the look.
02:51Hello.
02:52How are you?
02:53Oh my God, he's so hot!
02:55That guy is the hottest man in this villa.
02:59Mick, Tia!
03:00Oh, hi, Bailey.
03:01Hello.
03:02Didn't you say hello to me?
03:03I've used a bag.
03:04I'm Bailey.
03:05Oh, cool.
03:06How are you? I'm Mick.
03:07Mick.
03:08I like your teeth. They're cool.
03:11We need to go talk to our girls. Let's go.
03:15He's so cute!
03:16Oh, you like him?
03:17He's so cute!
03:18Do you like him?
03:19He's gay.
03:20He's gay.
03:22Mick is about to shake everything up.
03:25We went on a date and we went to like...
03:29It was literally just like a cute little vibe.
03:31And there was like two shades and a champagne.
03:34Like, drink dating at all at the same time.
03:36Yeah, so it was like two of us girls.
03:38And then him.
03:39It went so well.
03:40Like, everything just flowed.
03:41Yeah, he seems like he seems very like chill.
03:43Like...
03:44What did you ask him?
03:45Like, what were the questions you asked him?
03:46Um, his job.
03:47Like, what he's into.
03:48He's into kind of anyone.
03:50Wait, yeah, babe.
03:51Oh my God.
03:52What does he do for work?
03:53Wait, wait, wait, wait.
03:54What does he do for work?
03:55Wait, wait, wait.
03:56He said to us he likes a girl.
03:57Like, he likes a woman that can tell him what to do.
03:59And I was like, oh my God, Bailey.
04:00He's so...
04:01I really...
04:02Wait, are you guys into him?
04:03I think me and him have more of it.
04:04Yeah, I think that you definitely did.
04:05So, Yana, do you like him?
04:06I do like him.
04:07Do you think that he's vibing you?
04:08He's definitely vibing him.
04:09They were like, I fucking.
04:10Did you like that?
04:11I don't know.
04:12I kind of did like it.
04:13I'm catching myself smiling.
04:14Stop.
04:15Go down.
04:16Bad girl.
04:17Bad girl.
04:18Stop.
04:19How are you feeling, bro?
04:20How are the dates?
04:21How's your dates?
04:22Mate, I was a bit nervous.
04:23I was like, bro, isn't it?
04:24Because two of them at once, I'm like...
04:25I'm like...
04:26How are you feeling, bro?
04:27How are you feeling, bro?
04:28How are the dates?
04:29How's your dates?
04:30Mate, I was a bit nervous.
04:31I was like, bro, isn't it?
04:32Because two of them at once, I'm like...
04:36I don't know who I see.
04:37Who'd you get vibing?
04:38Yeah, who'd you like?
04:40I mean, they're both nice, yeah.
04:42Is that the good answer?
04:43Yeah.
04:44I mean, I guess.
04:45That's a good answer.
04:46What's the honest one?
04:47I was getting a bit of eye-fucking from...
04:49What's it?
04:50The brunette one again?
04:51Yana.
04:52Yana.
04:53Yana.
04:54Yana, yeah.
04:55She was eye-fucking me a bit.
04:56I had a bit of a connection with Yana.
05:00I liked how she was looking at me on the date.
05:02You know?
05:03She gave me the eyes.
05:04She was chatting like she liked me a bit.
05:05Who's coming up with her?
05:06Me.
05:07Me, yeah.
05:08But that's it.
05:09That's all that happened.
05:10Just eye-fucking.
05:11There's nothing else.
05:12I'm not gonna let him, buddy, get it over me.
05:13So I'm gonna go back out there and get serious with Yana
05:16and start making shit happen with her.
05:18Bro, act cool.
05:19Don't do the nervous willy tickle.
05:21God damn it.
05:23I'm gonna go fucking see how my chick went.
05:25Nice to meet you, bro.
05:26I'll be back.
05:27Aw.
05:28Oh.
05:29Cooper's just been a bit restless all day, hey?
05:32Yeah.
05:33Like, I was asking him how he feels that you're gone.
05:36He actually said he was sweating a little bit.
05:38He's nervous because you're on his mind the most.
05:41I got a really good vibe from him that he's, like, so about you.
05:45He's...
05:46Did I just eat a fly?
05:48Maybe.
05:49It's protein.
05:50You good for a chat?
05:51You wanna chat?
05:52Where do you wanna go?
05:53We'll go down to the fire pit.
05:54Uh-huh.
05:55Did you miss me when I was gone?
05:58Yeah, I was stressing big time.
05:59Oh, really?
06:00I hate that.
06:01Oh, really?
06:02Yeah.
06:03It felt really good that, um, Cooper was feeling a bit jealous about me being on the date.
06:09Like, do the math.
06:10Like, if he's stressing, like, that means that he must really like me.
06:14Yeah.
06:15No, but I think our date went really well.
06:17Like, it was, like, quite fun.
06:19Like, it was a bit exciting.
06:20He said that you were eye-fucking him.
06:21We were eye-fucking a little bit.
06:23I'm not gonna, like, fart.
06:24No, chill.
06:25I said to him, I was like, yeah, you stop eye-fucking.
06:28He was kind of getting, like, revved up over me.
06:31Like, I don't know, I really liked that.
06:34It got me excited.
06:36My thing was, like, at this point, I was like, you're, like, do a favour.
06:41Like, especially after today, after chatting to everyone.
06:44Oh, shit.
06:45Judging that I can't wipe the smile off my face, I think I'm officially catching feelings for Cooper.
06:51So, I was on the date, and he asked me about my couple, and I, honestly, I felt a bit of guilt.
06:56Like, you know, a part of me, like, felt like I was, like, cheating.
06:59I was like...
07:00It feels wrong, eh?
07:01It feels wrong.
07:02It does.
07:03Like, it was weird.
07:04So, I'm pretty much a fuck girl, because I want Mick and now I want Cooper.
07:16I'm done.
07:17I can assure you all, she is not done.
07:20I also saw a lot of people online saying Mick looks Italian.
07:23I can again assure you there is nothing Italian about him whatsoever.
07:29I grew up in...
07:30I grew up in pizza shops.
07:31I was, like, born in the back of a pizza shop.
07:33Really?
07:34Yeah.
07:35Like, your mum gave birth to you in a pizza shop?
07:36Like, not so close, but, like, kind of, yeah.
07:37Like, pretty much.
07:38But, yeah, like...
07:39Do you like pizza?
07:40I love pizza, yeah.
07:41Um, Mick, how was your date?
07:43Well...
07:44Dates, should I say.
07:45It was good.
07:46Yep.
07:47Funny.
07:48What's your usual type?
07:49Well, my first girlfriend was blonde.
07:50My second was brunette.
07:51Oh!
07:52Ooh!
07:53You never know.
07:54I like eye contact.
07:55So, like, if a girl looks at me and I can, like, see it in her eyes that she's, like,
07:58looking at me, like, the energy's there.
08:00Okay.
08:01Then that's what I lean towards.
08:02Right.
08:03Yeah.
08:04Mick is definitely hot.
08:05I don't think any of the boys here in the villa have, like, real sex appeal.
08:08Like, that, um, womaniser type energy.
08:10He's definitely giving that.
08:11You're giving Fabio.
08:12Are you Italian?
08:13Fabio.
08:14Like, Fabio's...
08:15Fabio's got, like, a massive jaw down here.
08:16It's giving Italian.
08:17Yeah.
08:18It's giving Italian.
08:19Fabio, yeah.
08:20Not far from.
08:21Yeah.
08:22Yeah.
08:23Well, this is, like, this outfit's a bit, like...
08:24It's very Italian.
08:25Yeah.
08:26Yeah, well, the girl's quite pretty.
08:27I think I kind of got my eye on Isabelle a bit.
08:28I know she's dating Connor, but, um, might have to steal your girl, brother.
08:33We...
08:34We should go over, like, our situations.
08:36Yeah, I don't know.
08:37Yeah.
08:38Will you go?
08:39Yeah.
08:40Yeah.
08:41Yeah.
08:42He's actually broken up with me this morning.
08:43He broke up with you?
08:44Because I've explicitly told him that kids have not been something that I'm interested in.
08:47Uh-huh.
08:48He was the only connection I had in here, so I'm a little butthurt in the fact that I have
08:51nobody to flirt with anymore.
08:52Uh-huh.
08:53Uh-huh.
08:54Uh-huh.
08:55Uh-huh.
08:56Uh-huh.
08:57Uh-huh.
08:58Uh-huh.
08:59Uh-huh.
09:00Uh-huh.
09:01I would love for him to pull me in front of everyone.
09:02You know, I don't want to be, like, the hungry, like, lonely kitten.
09:07Oh, shit.
09:08Oh, shit.
09:09Oh, my God!
09:10I got it!
09:11What about it?
09:12What about it?
09:13What about it?
09:14What about it?
09:15Islanders, tomorrow Gabby and Mick will decide who they want to couple up with, dot, dot,
09:21dot, and somebody will be dumped.
09:23Hashtag bombs away.
09:24Oh, my goodness.
09:25Somebody will be dumped tomorrow!
09:26Oh, my God!
09:27No!
09:28My heart sinks to my asshole.
09:30I'm fucking scared.
09:31Baby, don't be afraid.
09:32This is my last 24 hours with somebody, or it could be my last 24 hours with everybody.
09:46I don't like that.
09:48Bro, that's hate.
09:51Bro, that's hectic.
09:52So, one of the two single people left will get dumped, like, boy or girl, maybe?
09:57Fuck.
09:58The whole house energy is just, like, the tension is palpable.
10:03What a fucking wall we're living in.
10:06My idea is just don't stress and just whatever happens happens, right?
10:09Yeah, but you've only got here, like...
10:11I get to pick, so everyone just relax.
10:12You, yeah, you're excited because you don't earn a budget.
10:15I've got time.
10:16Don't rush me.
10:18We'll just get it started.
10:20So, I've got my work cut out for the next 24 hours, but I do think I will make the right
10:24decision.
10:25Am I afraid to send one of them home?
10:27Can't really say I am, mate.
10:29We'll just get it started.
10:42With 24 hours to our first dumping, it's time for Mick to get his graft on.
10:48Downstairs preferably, Mick.
10:50That's where the girls are.
10:51Don't be shy.
10:52Excellent.
10:53Now hard left.
10:54Left!
10:55The chase, man.
10:56I'm all about the chase.
10:57I like the chase.
10:58So, it's like...
10:59Just get in there.
11:00Fucking talk to everyone.
11:02I've got some talking to do.
11:04That's what I'm going to do.
11:05I'm hopping myself up in this bitch.
11:07I'm feeling good, baby.
11:09I might even tuck the glasses on.
11:10Get in there.
11:12I don't know.
11:13I might have made a glass.
11:15It's too much.
11:16It's too much.
11:17Hi, Bomb.
11:18Hey.
11:19How you feeling, doll?
11:20Just having a little bit of a squeeze, you know?
11:22Ah.
11:23Yeah.
11:24Scouting.
11:25I think right now I'm leaning towards Isabel.
11:28I've got to be honest.
11:29But I just need to kind of pull her away for a chat soon.
11:31But everyone's kind of together.
11:37Fucking guy keeps taking my girl, man.
11:42Hmm.
11:43She's got a guy that she's talking to.
11:45And I don't know how she feels about that guy, yeah?
11:47So I've got to pull her away for a chat.
11:51And I'll do it in due time, all right?
11:54But just, um...
11:56Yeah.
11:58Oh, this is off to a very interesting start.
12:01Yeah, not much.
12:02I get going, yo.
12:06You want to go have a chat?
12:07Sure.
12:08We can go have a chat.
12:09Bailey.
12:10Bailey, I like her tooth.
12:11A tooth gem is cool.
12:12But she's got a bit of pizzazz, you know?
12:14I don't know something about it.
12:15I just...
12:16I like her look.
12:17Oh, boy.
12:18Huh?
12:19You're going to the fire pit.
12:20No, we're done.
12:21OK.
12:22You're done?
12:23Finished.
12:24What?
12:25Don't be like that.
12:26Be like what?
12:27I high-fived him.
12:28We have a little bit of awkward energy, me and him.
12:30You have to understand.
12:31Yeah, I can see that now.
12:33All right.
12:34So tell me a bit about you.
12:35Like, I want to get to know you.
12:36Me?
12:37Yeah.
12:38I'm quite boring, you know?
12:39I just avoid the night to fire.
12:40I don't think you're boring.
12:41The outfit's definitely not boring, so...
12:42The outfit's not boring, yeah, yeah.
12:43Well, like, this is just, like, something, you know...
12:45You just threw it on.
12:46Yeah, the same one.
12:47Whatever.
12:48I put a bit of effort in.
12:49You're like, just wait and see?
12:50I'm going to come in, make an impact.
12:52All right, all right.
12:53Impact.
12:54Instant.
12:55I ain't got the grills, so...
12:56I'm like...
12:57Yeah, I'm happy I wore them tonight.
12:58Oh, they look good.
13:00Thanks.
13:01Yeah.
13:02I've had the worst day.
13:03Like, I've woken up cuddling a man who then dumped me,
13:07was kissing girls in front of me.
13:09Like, and now I'm having the best day,
13:12because the sexiest bomb has come through the door.
13:15My time in here has been...
13:17I've had, like, a crazy rollercoaster.
13:19Like, I've been begging you to have fun.
13:20You're being stressed now.
13:21You're not having fun.
13:22No, I've been trying to, like, giggle with everyone,
13:24and everyone's just, like, stressed out.
13:25This is fun now.
13:26I'm having...
13:27This is the most fun I've had all night.
13:28Really?
13:29Yeah.
13:30Why are you shaking?
13:35Nervous?
13:36I'm a little nervous.
13:37Are you?
13:38Yeah.
13:39Why?
13:40Because I think you're really handsome.
13:42That's nice.
13:43Yeah.
13:44You're welcome.
13:45I appreciate that.
13:46You look nice, too.
13:48Um...
13:49No, I'm speechless.
13:50Remended.
13:51Now you're a little bit shocked.
13:52Yeah, I don't know what to say.
13:53I'm going up right now, but, like, I don't want any of this.
13:56I only want more up.
13:59I'm pretty slow when I'm, like, a little bit, like, blown away.
14:02Blown away?
14:03Yeah.
14:04From what?
14:05You.
14:06Why?
14:07You're great.
14:08I think you're great.
14:09You're cool, too.
14:10Thanks.
14:11I think we've had a good chat.
14:12Yeah.
14:13I've enjoyed it.
14:14You can just sense that there's, like, a little chemistry there.
14:18Like, I kind of think we both know that it's going to be pretty nice between us.
14:24You and me.
14:25You and me.
14:26You and me.
14:27I want to give you my love.
14:29How did you say that?
14:30Bro, do I have a chat?
14:31Yeah.
14:32I don't know.
14:33I do.
14:34What?
14:35No, they're going to have a little chat.
14:36Um...
14:37Because they're in the, um, they're in the love triangle.
14:39Ah, true.
14:40Yeah.
14:41Shall we?
14:42Mm-hmm.
14:43Olympic swimmer Zach dived in and kissed Sharon in front of Ross.
14:46He's waded into a love triangle and feeling buoyant, but he's treading lightly with Ross,
14:52who's just trying to stay afloat.
14:54Swimming punts, guys, come on.
14:57When you guys kissed, I was like, alright, this is kind of real and I need to, like, up my game.
15:02But you played it fucking so well, bro.
15:04You think so?
15:05Yeah.
15:06Yeah.
15:07What's up?
15:08If, like, the way you handled me kissing her, I didn't try to do it in front of her.
15:13I was right there, eh?
15:14I was like, oh.
15:15I think I would just, like, Ross made it, like, to be a bit more, um, communicative, like...
15:20Yeah.
15:21Communicative, is that a word?
15:22Yeah.
15:23Yeah.
15:24Um...
15:25Big words.
15:26Yeah.
15:27Like, like Zach is.
15:28Yeah.
15:29Zach's been a lot more open.
15:30He's been a lot more open, confident and, like, go get it.
15:31Yeah.
15:32Yeah.
15:33Yeah.
15:34Yeah.
15:35So, if Ross still wants to be in a couple with me and he needs to step up and he needs
15:42to tell me that that's what he wants, just to know that I'm heading in the right direction,
15:45I'm not putting too many eggs in his baskets if he's not interested when I could be pursuing
15:50things with Zach more.
15:52That's your two men down there.
15:54I know, right?
15:55I don't want to turn around.
15:56That one?
15:58They're having their little boys joke.
15:59I think we're being very mature about this.
16:01So do I.
16:02Us two as the oldies.
16:03Honestly, bro, I would not want to be in this situation with anybody else.
16:07We're the unks of the villa, bro.
16:08I would not want to be in this situation with anybody else.
16:10We're the unks of the villa.
16:11I don't feel like I'm going against you.
16:12I feel like we're both going to do our thing with her.
16:14Yeah.
16:15And if she chooses, she chooses.
16:16She chooses, she chooses.
16:17And I'd be stoked for you if she went with you.
16:19But, yeah, I want it to be me.
16:21Yeah.
16:22Yeah, you want it to be you.
16:23Exactly, bro.
16:24Exactly.
16:25What about us, lady?
16:27What about sleeping on and honey?
16:29What about us?
16:35Lacey is finally having a chat with her partner Gotham.
16:38Blossom.
16:39Possum.
16:40That guy.
16:41Hello, hello.
16:42It's been so, so long.
16:44Hey, babe.
16:45How are you doing?
16:46How are you feeling, babes?
16:47Gabby, how are you feeling?
16:49Great.
16:50Do you have your mind set?
16:51I know who I'm picking.
16:55Tell me, what's on your mind?
16:57Everything.
16:58Everything.
16:59I don't know about you, but this whole day I've been, like, kind of not a vibe.
17:04I feel like my energy's been down.
17:06Like your energy or, like, you're talking about our energy?
17:09I think our energy.
17:10Yeah.
17:11My energy's been down because of our energy.
17:13Because of our energy, yeah.
17:14You know what I mean?
17:15Like, I feel like I've got, like, not a lot from you.
17:19It's like for me, for me, I guess, right now, it's like I nearly put the ball in your
17:29court.
17:30But the ball is not in my court, babe.
17:33It's in your court.
17:34Mm-hmm.
17:35So Gabby is 99% gonna pick you.
17:38Mm-hmm.
17:39Okay.
17:40The ball's in your court and you have to make it clear.
17:42Yeah.
17:43To, you know, Gabby and I.
17:46Someone is going home.
17:48And if Gabby chooses me, that could be Lacey.
17:53I want to be open to everything, but if being open means that Lacey's gone, then that's not
17:57what I want.
17:59I'm getting close on.
18:00Oh, my God.
18:01I'm like Lacey.
18:02Yeah.
18:03You are my pick.
18:04Really?
18:05Mm-hmm.
18:06I've made my decision, you know.
18:07You are my pick.
18:08You are my pick.
18:09You are my number one girl.
18:14You're feeling a bit more reassured now.
18:37I don't want to go home.
18:40I do feel a genuine connection.
18:43And with Jonathan.
18:46Damn it.
18:47That's not his name.
18:50Wow.
18:51Good chat, babe.
18:52Good chat, hey.
18:53Good chat.
18:54I have to pull Gabby's reach out now.
18:55Yeah.
18:56Yeah.
18:57Yeah.
18:58Yeah.
18:59Yeah.
19:00Yeah.
19:01Yeah.
19:02Yeah.
19:03She has to hear it from me first, you know.
19:04Mm-hmm.
19:05Yeah, I think so.
19:06You should probably go through the heart.
19:07Mm-hmm.
19:10Coming up!
19:11Digging for secrets.
19:14This boy hasn't had sex for a year and a half.
19:17His balls must be blue.
19:20Uncovers very hard truths.
19:25That's doghouse, babe.
19:27Woo-hoo!
19:28I might as well be a dead man after this.
19:32Hot nurse Connor has the hots for hot girl Isabel.
19:35And while he knows when to change a bandage, a compress and an IV line, no problem, he is less certain around lip gloss.
19:45How often do you reapply that stuff?
19:46Is it just something to do?
19:47How do you put it on?
19:48Women.
19:49Why do I always do that?
19:50Why do boys do that?
19:51I just feel like that's what you gotta do.
19:52Hey!
19:53I saw that!
19:54I saw that!
19:55They're all makeovers.
19:56problem he is less certain around lip gloss how often do you reapply that stuff is it just something
20:02to do how do you put it on because I always do that why do boys do that well I just feel that's
20:11what you're gonna do that's all that they don't makeovers do I do my makeup don't look private
20:19you're a buh buh buh buh buh buh boyfriend that's crazy sorry not the b-word so far in the villa I've
20:29had a really nice effortless calm experience with Connor I haven't felt this way in a very long time
20:36fall too fast and hit the ground but maybe I want to find out with you cuz
20:58it's good kiss like a great kiss
21:06that was our first kiss since the challenge we just kind of forgot where we were and we're just
21:18kind of in the moment we were really enjoying each other's company and like feels like it's meant to
21:22be we came for cuddle tonight eh yeah we're getting freaky though having kissed Lacey Jotham that's j-o-t-h-a-m
21:38Jotham needs to chat to Gabby just as soon as she's finished today's English lesson what's adultery
21:45she's reading never heard of that before could I please steal you for a chat hey me yes yes please
21:53okay all right all right all right should we go down five here yeah I'll be down thank you that's
21:59all right how did everything go with Lacey yeah we were just by the TP yeah he's gonna tell her he's
22:07not into her no that's not for real I reckon the energy of he would have just he would have just had
22:14a chat with Lacey and Lacey's probably giving him an ultimate American and then he's my big thing that
22:20I was talking to her about and we explained yesterday that was we very much wanted to get to know everyone
22:25yeah and the recoupling like I said to you like I'd be happy to recouple with you it was like we could
22:30keep our options open yeah and you know I just kind of explained to her then that still in all the
22:41conversations I've had like she's my first pick yeah like we did we'd click strong mm-hmm we did end
22:48up kissing yeah I wanted to let you know that but yeah that's fine yeah I thought like thanks for telling
22:54me yeah I wanted to tell you let you know yeah kind of where my head was at with that yeah Jotham's done
23:02a big 180 completely different to the man that I went on a date with but sure hmm should we go join
23:12everyone yeah all right good yeah I'm glad we had that chat yeah thank you letting you know of course
23:17that's negative vibes hey hey tense vibes guys what's going on literal crickets okay I'm just gonna like
23:36all right this is this is where we draw the light this is where we draw the light
23:45oh that I've been torn into and you could do whatever you like did you leave your phone right yeah yeah yeah
23:56what's wrong I've literally only just left you and you were like beaming yeah it is like what's wrong
24:06I just feel like I'm like I just feel like I'm way too much for everyone here like you are not too much for
24:15anyone here you know what the answer is they are not enough for you you're not too much but they are not
24:22enough for you babe babe what's what's caused this Jotham just like took me for a chat and he just said like oh
24:33like me and Lacey had a good chat and like he's like we had a kiss like I wanted to tell you and like I literally
24:38couldn't even like hold a fucking like I was just like I was just like thanks for telling me and then I just
24:43walked off like what am I meant to say like I just feel like so stupid like you're feeling like he's your strongest
24:49connection and then he's gone and done that with Lacey yeah and it's fine like they're in a couple
24:54like they can do that but I just feel like dumb fucking girl they're all playing it safe in their
25:01couple or whatever and I don't want you to take that personally because I think they're all yeah scared
25:06yeah he's literally a boy from the Gold Coast like why am I like crying right now no I'm pissed off
25:13the fuck I'm fine the fuck and that's why I love her hashtag second win hashtag Gabby is back
25:23I'm a fucking bad bitch like I'm not like a bummy little girl like I have my shit together
25:30and I know who the fuck I am I'm just gonna keep going for the person that I do find the most
25:36attractive and that I think I have a connection with so what you're gonna do is you're gonna keep
25:41being you you're gonna stomp around your fucking boots all around the villa tits out pussy out hot
25:46as shit bro we're way too baddy for these men I know let's do a little strut we're too bad we're too
25:53bad we're too bad five minutes after mental breakdown now that Jotham has ended things with Gabby as
25:59requested by Lacey surely Lacey only has eyes for him and him alone I kind of just want to lay down
26:06kind of like what what do you want to lay can we just lay down on a towel oh yeah the conversation
26:11with Mick honestly caught me by surprise I wasn't expecting that oh I like your belt I didn't even
26:17like see that just be cool it's cool my pants aren't dirty by the way it's just look no yeah
26:24I got that vibe and the rings yeah how are you doing how you feeling so my guy you were going for
26:34ages man so what are you liking a guy what I like in a guy I like a directive leader someone that you
26:47know like just uses their brain I don't want to have a boss yeah like I'm a boss bitch yeah I am
26:54a bit intimidated oh really I think so do I intimidate you seeing Lacey with Mick I don't
27:02know what the hell is going on here like like literally not 10 minutes ago she's riding me like
27:07a horse and you know we're sharing a little kiss but here she is watching the stars with with him
27:14like what the hell Lacey you always yeah I think so I've been around yeah fair enough
27:29are you taking any pics trying to take a look I said you've been taking some selfies oh these whoa I
27:37don't know I don't know if she's she's out here playing games trying to make me jealous or maybe
27:42she's really interested but I don't do the toxic stuff so this is the dark lips
27:49that's a vibe oh my god sorry sorry darling got my got my like one like zoo
27:57there like dude tomorrow Mick has to pick someone you know that yeah so like what if what if you I mean
28:02what if he does be glace yeah who knows it could be glacier
28:19it does make me question the conversation I've had with Gabby and I'm wondering if I regret it
28:32oh my god have I had a night as night falls and the islanders are
29:02get ready for bed by cleaning out their ears and picking dry skin Zach goes for a Jotham and Lacey
29:08deep dive because he's a swimmer so where does Jotham stand with Lacey then fuck no what what better
29:17person to ask where do you stand with Lacey now you sorry I mean I guess my only worry would be if he
29:22pick her but that would be a concern that would be my concern he could just point his finger in any
29:29fucking direction later so great fresh fresh is it easy so is anyone store I think everyone does a
29:48little bit all right I'm really confused with Mick there was a connection where I felt I had to sit
30:02there and talk to him for hours where's like with Cooper I feel like we have really good chat and
30:09really good banter but like it's for like two seconds no ex-girlfriends ever told you if you
30:14snore not really no tomorrow I steal someone so who the fuck am I taking with me that's that's the
30:21question on my mind thanks for having me guys been great okay so far thanks thanks for being there
30:25if anyone wants to talk to me tomorrow let me know it's scattered the Riker will be chosen let me
30:32show you show you that what do you have to be scared about the dumping the dumping yeah yeah
30:53it was good I don't know I don't think I like me I don't think so yeah I guess I'm in the way though
31:16but now we're both in a similar situation yeah shut up you're like talking you're not even whispering I can hear you bro
31:29wait wait really yeah oh I've got fucking earplugs in and I can still hear you motherfucking
31:36everyone shut the fuck up all right let me sleep please good whisper guys
31:46everybody shut up
32:14another day glorious Spain the culture the scenery the food the people such splendor and elegance
32:33well elegance is subjective
32:36in the villa the islanders soak up a night's worth of bodily gases
32:43in a poorly ventilated room it's bad in there guys they can barely breathe listen
32:49it's actually not that broad
32:55good morning good morning Mick how was your first sleep amazing like we fell asleep peddling
33:08I don't remember falling asleep but I do remember I was telling you that's the last thing I remember
33:11yeah that was nice I had some cuddles last night it was a nice spoon he's a little hesitant like he's
33:19very careful I don't think he's being mindful not to push any boundaries with like physical touch and
33:24being too grabby and stuff so he's sort of just like he's just like oh you know it's really cute actually
33:29critics say that this show objectifies the girls so we've decided to take action and objectify the boys
33:37you just like oh you're just like it's like I want to keep going
33:44morning handsome good morning Mayorka
33:44it's been an interesting morning so far
33:46Good morning Mallorca. It's been an interesting morning so far. Fucking Terminator coming
33:53past me. Mid soaps. Mi amigo. I like what I saw. Mick's got a really nice body so it's
34:07kind of hard not to stare. Yeah. I'm trying not to be a freak. I am the freak today. Indeed.
34:16Meanwhile, Olympic swimmer Zach is hoping to make a splash in the kitchen and impress
34:21Sian. Whilst he may never fertilise her eggs, he can at least cook her some. First one in
34:27the kitchen, I'm just going to make Sian brekkie. I just wanted to make her aware that like she's
34:30definitely the person that I like the most in here. A bit of effort can go a long way
34:36in here. You know what, let's just whip up a little omelette. Zach was frying up a one
34:45man kind of omelette. And I'm like, oh, sweet. Normally we do a communal thing so that was
34:49like, oh, okay, he's just cooking for himself. Big appetite. Cheese.
34:55Spinach, got some cheese, got a bit of bacon. Unfortunately there was no avocado but I was
35:01like, you know what? Chopped up a little banana. Which I don't know if that was cool but...
35:06Mmm, five eggs, some salt and a banana. Take me to bed and show me your big bronze medal,
35:12handsome. I just wanted her to look at me like I can do those things. You know?
35:22Oh, what's that doing? Shut up, did he make your breakfast?
35:28Bailey, you asked for eggs if you bring your eggs. Bless. Oh, bless him. What a good boy.
35:36Morning Olympian. Morning guys. Sian, I made you a little omelette.
35:44Me? Yeah. Oh, thank you. That was very nice. Hope you have a nice day.
35:50Aw, that's so nice of you. Thank you. I thought that was for you.
36:06No comment. Oh, that looks good, babe. I think, well...
36:12I looked downstairs and Jan and she's like, tucking into this onward. But I was like, oh, shit.
36:18Shit. What do you guys reckon happening today? A lot. A lot.
36:23Poor Ross. Defeated by a salty Olympic omelette and a banana. I know.
36:28Why don't you work out with walking testosterone avalanche Jotham?
36:32He'll inspire you to be your strongest, most rugged self.
36:36How am I going to... Oh, yeah. Yeah, you ready? Oh, he's shaking.
36:40Oh, he's shaking. Wait, wait, wait. That was no warm up too. That was tough.
36:44Yeah. Do you want me to just piggyback? Yeah.
36:47Yeah, just piggybacking. All right, D.
36:49Three, set, go. Oh, she's holding me. Go, squat.
36:53Oh! Oh, yes. Damn. She's going to shoulder two. She's showing you up.
36:59I could do that too. Be lifted by a girl, I mean.
37:02Anyway, guess what happens next?
37:05Oh, shit. I got a text.
37:09Oh, shit. Damn it.
37:11Damn it. My heart just sank. I'm scared.
37:15Islanders, ghosting is a sin, but today it's a challenge.
37:19Get ready to dig up some dirt on each other.
37:21You're about to be ghosted.
37:23Hashtag grave danger.
37:25Oh, my God. Hashtag kiss and tell.
37:27Yay!
37:28I got it!
37:29Wait, what? Hashtag kiss and tell?
37:31Can't wait to get some kisses.
37:33Everyone, clean your teetie pegs. Use floss.
37:37Get kissing, brother.
37:39Let's go.
37:41I ain't saying what I'm done.
37:42You've done some shit, huh?
37:44First challenge.
37:46Woo!
37:47First challenge.
37:48First challenge.
37:49First challenge.
37:50Let's go!
37:52I'm keen to shake some shit up.
37:54I'm keen to shake my ass.
37:56And I'm keen to kiss some boys.
37:58Aww.
37:59The excited squeals before it all goes horribly wrong.
38:03I've missed this.
38:05First challenge.
38:06I fucking know it!
38:14It's the year of the wicked sins and there is none worse than ghosting.
38:29This is Ghosted.
38:32And it's boys versus girls.
38:35Our islander gravediggers will start with a sexy shovel dance.
38:42Before digging up some dirt on a fellow islander.
38:47This boy once told a girl he had a micropenis to get out of a date.
38:54Very damaging for the brand.
38:55I think there's a few things you could say to girls to get out of hooking up with them
38:59before saying you've got a micropenis.
39:01They decide who they think the secret belongs to
39:05and lock lips inside a cosy coffin.
39:08Woo!
39:10Before the spirits of Love Island's past reveal the true answer.
39:17I was lying.
39:19Oh, we all know you're telling the truth.
39:21The micropenis story was a joke.
39:26Up next is Yana.
39:31Oh, shit!
39:33Come on, baby!
39:35This boy has had sex with a woman more than 30 years older than him.
39:42Whoa!
39:43That's a big gap, babe.
39:45That's like my mom.
39:46I think I know.
39:47I think it's good fun.
39:48I feel like it is.
39:49I think it's good fun.
39:50I think it's good fun.
39:51Yeah, it's good fun.
39:52Yeah, it's good fun.
39:53Go girls!
39:54Yay!
39:55Woo!
39:56Woo!
39:57Woo!
39:58Woo!
40:00Woo!
40:01Woo!
40:02Woo!
40:03Woo!
40:04Woo!
40:05Show us how you make babies.
40:06Yes!
40:07Woo!
40:08Woo!
40:09Woo!
40:10Woo!
40:11It wasn't a bad little kiss.
40:12It was good to sort of remind each other that there's something there.
40:15Woo!
40:16I want to know who it was.
40:17Oh, my God.
40:18Oh, mighty Love Island spirit slash work experience Lucia, reveal the answer!
40:23Woo!
40:24Woo!
40:25Woo!
40:26Woo!
40:27Woo!
40:28Woo!
40:29Woo!
40:30Woo!
40:31Woo!
40:32Woo!
40:33He's in some wrinkly old saggy vagina.
40:35Wow!
40:36Wow!
40:37I was like 17 or 18 and she was, yeah, past 50.
40:40Woo!
40:41Yay!
40:42Woo!
40:43I'm happy for him, you know.
40:44It sounded like he had a good time and I think he would have got some valuable life experience.
40:56Getting down and dirty, babe.
40:58This boy has a third nipple.
41:00What?
41:01What?
41:02Oh!
41:03I know damn well who has a third nipple, but I'm going for the man that I want to kiss.
41:07I don't give a shit.
41:09Spice.
41:10Spice.
41:11Spice.
41:12Okay.
41:13She just wants the kiss.
41:14She just wants the kiss.
41:15Yeah.
41:16I honestly was feeling a bit of sparks.
41:22I kind of just wanted all the other islanders to move away because I think if there was no
41:26one there, things would have gone a lot further.
41:28Oh my God!
41:29Oh my God!
41:30Oh my God!
41:31Oh my God!
41:32Yeah, the kiss with Bailey was quite nice.
41:35You know, it'd be nice to get to know her a bit more in the next few days, I think, for sure.
41:38Second baby!
41:39Where's your nipple?
41:40Where is it?
41:41Where is it?
41:42Where is it?
41:43Right here!
41:44I was born by the third nipple too.
41:45Where is it?
41:46Where is it?
41:47Where is it?
41:48Right here!
41:49I was born by the third nipple too.
41:50Where is it?
41:51And when I was born they thought I was going to have three tits.
41:53Oh my God.
41:54Oh my God!
41:55Laci looks good in that fit!
41:56Oh my God!
42:09This boys body count is ten!
42:13That's pretty good!
42:16I know, I know.
42:17I know!
42:18I didn't expect any of the boys coming on Love Island body count to be ten.
42:22I thought that this was literally where fuckboys come to play.
42:26Hmm.
42:27Which?
42:28My left here is telling me Jotham and my right boobies telling me Connor.
42:34Maybe these two?
42:36Oh!
42:37Shit!
42:38And to be honest, I kind of just wanted to kiss them both.
42:45Oh, yeah!
42:47Kiss is good.
42:48I can never get bored of kissing Lacey.
42:50Our biggest problem is knowing when to stop.
42:57Yeah, I've never waited in line for a kiss, which is a bit weird.
43:09That made me feel quite uncomfortable.
43:11I was just like, mmm.
43:17Oh, that's wrong!
43:20Yeah!
43:21I've done like a few one night stands and they just, they're never for me.
43:24So I like, need the connection for it to be fun for me.
43:27Agree!
43:28It came up.
43:29Yeah.
43:30Connor's secret was a massive green flag.
43:31It made me much more confident in the connection that I have with Connor.
43:41This boy finds girls' ankles sexually arousing.
43:44What?
43:45What?
43:46I had no idea ankle fetishes were a thing, but, you know, don't yuck someone's yum.
43:50Who fucking is the freak that likes ankle?
43:52Oh, no!
43:53Oh, no!
43:54Oh, no!
43:55David!
43:56Oh, no!
44:00The kiss with Zach was, like, it was good.
44:02It was very similar to the one that we had earlier, but I didn't get the fanny flutters.
44:06What?
44:07Ah!
44:08Yeah!
44:09That is bizarre.
44:10I honestly can't explain it.
44:11Do you think he's broke up with me because of my ankles?
44:12I think these are pretty good.
44:13This boy hasn't had sex for a year and a half.
44:29Kind of made us a bit confused.
44:32Like, his balls must be blue.
44:35As blue as the Mayorkian ocean.
44:37No girlfriend for a year and a half?
44:40Don't say that.
44:49Get your lips off my man.
44:51Ew.
44:52I reckon by far the hottest kiss, like, he knows what he's doing.
44:56To have a kiss with her was nice off the back of our eye fucking last night on the date.
45:05That's hot.
45:06Let's change that.
45:19This boy's father was an Olympic swimmer.
45:22Ooh.
45:23Ooh.
45:24Wait, is it not Zach?
45:26Is it not Zach?
45:27Is it not Zach?
45:28The girls are all telling me all different names, but I just completely am blocking everyone
45:31else out.
45:32This is my moment to shine.
45:33I'm the bombshell, so I'm giving it my all with the guy that I have my eye on.
45:48Gabby's kiss took me by surprise.
45:50I was not ready, but I was loving it.
45:52Oh my God!
45:53Hey!
45:54She's riding on that bang!
45:56Yeah!
45:57Oh my God!
45:58Kissing Gabby the way that he did.
46:02That's doghouse, babe.
46:04That's how you bomb!
46:05That's how you bomb!
46:06Fire!
46:07I can feel the heat.
46:08Oh my God.
46:09No, no.
46:10Oh my God, you're loose.
46:11They just started twitching.
46:12Can you see her hair?
46:13Yeah, what the fuck?
46:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:15I'm off that.
46:16Yeah, I'd be off that too.
46:17I'm off that.
46:18If he gave me one thing, he gave me his good genes.
46:28Yeah!
46:29I can feel the daggers coming from Lacey.
46:32I might as well be a dead man after this.
46:48OK!
46:49One, two, three, go!
46:51One, two, three, go!
46:52One, two, three, go!
46:54The Islanders are halfway through their first challenge.
46:58Now it's the boys' turn to sexy dance.
47:01I said sexy dance, Zach.
47:03And dig up some dirt on the girls.
47:06This girl has a vibrator called Ophelia.
47:08What the hell?
47:10Oh, is that a play on words?
47:12Ophelia?
47:13Oh, Ophelia!
47:14I think the girl that has this vibrator must be very funny
47:17and intelligent, and also is a girl that I kind of really
47:20want to kiss.
47:29Get into it, girl!
47:31I feel like Zach's second kiss with Sian was a bit more direct
47:34and not related to the question.
47:38The kiss was good, and I definitely would want more,
47:43for sure.
47:44Oh, mighty Ouija board slash work experience, Lucia.
47:49Reveal Ophelia's true owner.
47:53OK, to explain, it's actually nothing creative.
47:56It's just a name that it comes with on the box,
47:58so that's what we call it.
47:59And all of the girls know it's called Ophelia.
48:01Sleigh Queen, I love that for her.
48:03You've got to always have a connection with your vibrator.
48:05It's a special thing, doll.
48:06Woo!
48:07Woo!
48:08Woo!
48:09Woo!
48:10Woo!
48:11Woo!
48:12Woo!
48:13Woo!
48:14Woo!
48:15Woo!
48:16This girl loves to call men daddy during sex.
48:18Woo!
48:19Woo!
48:20Woo!
48:21Woo!
48:22Woo!
48:23Woo!
48:24Woo!
48:25Woo!
48:26Woo!
48:27Woo!
48:28Woo!
48:29Woo!
48:30Woo!
48:31Woo!
48:32Woo!
48:33Woo!
48:34Woo!
48:35Woo!
48:36Woo!
48:37Woo!
48:38Woo!
48:39Woo!
48:40Woo!
48:41Woo!
48:42Woo!
48:43Woo!
48:44Woo!
48:45Woo!
48:46Woo!
48:47Woo!
48:48Woo!
48:49Woo!
48:50Woo!
48:51Woo!
48:52Woo!
48:53Woo!
48:54Woo!
48:55Woo!
48:56Woo!
48:57Woo!
48:58Woo!
48:59Woo!
49:00Woo!
49:01Woo!
49:02This girl was paid six grand by a guy just to reply to his dm. Oh
49:11What I listen, I think it's not taking 6k off a bloke for a dm is crazy
49:17I
49:29Honestly picked Jana because I thought that she was the one that took the 6k and the kiss was unreal stoked
49:36Yeah, I did get a little bit jealous that it has just sort of made me realize a bit more than no I do actually like it
49:47Oh
49:49Six grand yeah a guy like I made him pay me six grand and then every time he wanted to reply he had to pay me
49:57$300 and he did you reply to mine for free
50:08This girl has shot and chopped up cows
50:11I
50:13Don't get her man this answer could be anyone. Oh shit. He better pick you. I swear to god
50:30First kiss was so good. I had to come back for seconds
50:33I
50:47Could already see his grave his grave was already dug. He really did just dig his own grave there
50:56She fucking hates that I think Jotham's in the doghouse
51:00It will have some explaining to do for sure. Thank you. Next
51:09My grandparents um had a farm so I I would got there and like yeah, so wrong one. Oh
51:16No, that's bad because he should have kissed you
51:21Lacey is not happy there are some some best there's coming from across the bench right now
51:26He's in the grave tonight, babe
51:28On his bravestone. It would be
51:32Jotham
51:34Minus Lacey
51:37Lacey is happy we like the exact same guy, but it's love island. I will claim him and he'll be mine
51:45See this is why I stopped digging up graves
51:52It always ends in drama and speaking of drama next time the bombs will steal and someone or some ones are getting dumped
52:03Next time
52:05Welcome to your first love island fire pit gabby and mick come and face your fellow islanders
52:12It's decision time the boy. I'd like to couple up with is
52:17The girl I'd like to couple up with this
52:22But if you thought the sin of stealing was the only shock there's something else you all need to know
52:28Strap in for an ending no one sees coming
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