Join Star-Lord, Drax, Rocket, Mantis, and Groot as they embark on spirited shenanigans in this festive and fun-filled holiday special. This original Marvel production, exclusively created for Disney+, brings the beloved Guardians of the Galaxy back for a heartwarming and humorous adventure. Don't miss this exciting sci-fi comedy perfect for the holiday season.
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00:00There was Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank
00:28And an old man said to me, won't see another one
00:37And I only sang a song, the rare old mountains here
00:46I turned my face away, I dreamed about you
00:54Hey, this one looks good
01:04What in the fires of Ogard y'all think you're doing?
01:08Hey, Captain, we're just, uh, have you ever heard of Christmas?
01:12What?
01:13Well, it's a celebration we have once a year on Earth
01:16Where everybody gets presents for each other
01:19So Pete and Kragland made this tree, and we got gifts for everyone
01:23It was Pete's idea
01:25Uh-huh
01:26And this one here's for you
01:28Don't come at me with no damn gifts
01:31What a Ravager gets he works for
01:33We ain't about no damn handouts
01:36It's more like a sign of appreciation
01:39That sounds more like sentiment, boy
01:41That may be okay for you mushy types on terror
01:44But out here in the cold rigors of space
01:46It's what'll get you killed
01:47And you
01:48You ought to know better
01:50Now
01:52Get this crap out of here
01:54If it ain't out of here before I get back
01:56You both gonna be cleaning the latrines for the rest of the damn year
02:00But that's Jeff's favorite job
02:03You talking back, Mel Kragland?
02:05No
02:05I hate Christmas
02:13And that's how Yondu ruined Christmas forever
02:22That is so sad
02:24I like the part where Yondu kicked over the tree
02:28Anyways, I just saw on the multi-calendar
02:37That right now on Earth
02:38It's almost Christmas time
02:40So
02:40Yeah, it kind of brings back some memories
02:43Yondu had a point
02:44Ever since buying nowhere from the collector
02:46We don't have time for trivialities like Christmas
02:49This place needs a lot of fixing up
02:52Before it's livable
02:53Yeah, I reckon we got work to do
02:55Yeah
02:56That was such a heartbreaking story
03:03I know
03:03I hate stories where everybody lives
03:06Cosmo, what use is telekinesis if you can't even aim?
03:25You wanna do it?
03:26Don't
03:26Just concentrate, you stupid mutt
03:30What?
03:34I refuse to do any more work while you demean me
03:36All right, all right
03:38I'm sorry
03:38Chill out
03:39Also, I want one of those delicious treats in that bag
03:43All right, that's it
03:53Back to work
03:54Here he comes
03:58Here he comes
03:59Hey, Peter
04:01Oh, hi Beezer
04:03Oh, hi Beezer, make a talkalock
04:04My bandmates and I have been mastering these old earth instruments and working on a little ditty
04:09And I thought you might be able to help us out
04:11And I thought you might be able to help us out as it's about one of your earth traditions
04:13Huh?
04:14Christmas
04:15Oh
04:16Everything I know about Christmas I learned from Rocket who learned from Cosmo who learned from Kraglin who learned from you
04:23So I thought I might just take it back to the source and make sure I understand this all correctly
04:28This is after all a historical document
04:30Okay, yeah, sure
04:32Okay
04:32Out on the third planet closest to the sun there's a special celebration and it sounds quite fun
04:38A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone on a holiday they call Christmas
04:45That's perfect
04:45Good, Beezer, good job
04:47Now I'm not gonna lie
04:48It makes no sense to me
04:50But here's what I've discovered about this Christmas mystery
04:56I'm super busy
04:57Is this a long song?
04:59One, two, three, four
05:00Santa is a furry freak with epic superpowers
05:06He flies to every human home in under 14 hours
05:11He's a master burglar
05:14No
05:15A pro at picking locks
05:17No
05:18If you don't leave milk and cookies out
05:21He will put dung in your socks
05:24That is not part of the lore at all
05:26If you act nicely through the night and don't jump on your bed
05:32Santa comes with sugar plums and hurls them at your head
05:38But if you're on his naughty list he shoots missiles at your toes
05:44He might just roast your chestnuts with his powerful flamethrower
05:50No! He doesn't have a flamethrower!
05:54Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain
05:56Kinda cool
05:57Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear
05:59I don't know what Christmas is
06:02But Christmas time is here
06:05He's compelled his creepy elves to do his every wish
06:12Once sought to be a dentist
06:15Now he's sleeping with the fish
06:18Mrs. Claus, she works the pole
06:22Plans her man's demise
06:24No!
06:25Soon the elves will all rise up and stab out Santa's eyes
06:31Earthlings
06:32Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
06:36Earthlings are so weird
06:39Earthlings are so weird
06:40I don't know what Christmas is
06:42But Christmas time is here
06:45Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
06:48Earthlings are so weird
06:51I don't know what Christmas is
06:54But Christmas time is here
06:57What the heck's a turtle dove?
07:01And who lit up that deer?
07:07I don't know what Christmas is
07:09But Christmas time is here
07:12I don't know what Christmas is
07:15But Christmas time is here
07:18Or maybe it's there
07:20Or it's somewhere
07:22I don't know
07:24You just got these instruments?
07:29Thank you, nowhere!
07:33Have you ever seen a crowd more into it?
07:37He loved it, guys!
07:42It sounds like Christmas is a wonderful time
07:45And Yondu ruined it for Peter
07:46I feel like I should do something
07:49Why?
07:50Because of, you know, my secret
07:53The one only you know
07:56That you ate the entire bowl of Zardnuts in the commissary?
07:58My other secret
07:59That you're a cool sister?
08:02Why don't you just tell people the truth?
08:04Peter's father, our father
08:06Killed his mother and tried to kill him
08:09I don't want him to be reminded of that
08:12Every time he sees me
08:13No, I meant about the Zardnuts!
08:15Oh, I don't think anyone cares about that but you
08:18Maybe because I'm his sister
08:20I feel like I should give Peter a happy Christmas
08:23He's so sad about Gamora being gone
08:26Maybe if we gave Peter a really wonderful Christmas gift
08:30It would make him happy
08:32Well, we could give him those Zardnuts
08:33Except you ate them all
08:35Get over the Zardnuts!
08:39What kind of present?
08:41Something special he will never forget
08:43What about someone special?
08:47What?
08:48Over the years, Quill has talked about one person
08:50More than any other
08:51A legendary hero who has saved countless lives
08:53We could give him the Quill as a present
08:56I'll be dead by Christmas now and he won't
09:01Kira, hey honey
09:07Hey baby
09:08I can't wait for you guys to get back from New York
09:11Did you get the stuff?
09:12Yep, yeah, I got all the presents
09:13Everything is set for the perfect family Christmas
09:18I wonder which one belongs to Karen Bacon
09:45Crax, why are they staring?
09:57You put the cloaking device on like you said you did, right?
10:00Yes
10:01I can plainly see that you just did it right now in front of me
10:09No, I didn't
10:10Yes, you did
10:11No, I didn't
10:12I wish I brought Groot
10:15So, we'll go down into the city and ask people where Kevin Bacon is
10:21Do you think Kevin Bacon is the leader of the world or just to most people?
10:25I think everybody
10:27Oh, so excited
10:29I can hear the sleigh bells coming around the bend
10:35Down the bend
10:37Comes the darkest and Christmas is here
10:41It's about nice and into the overdraft to scrape out what is left at the end of the year
10:53Why is he running away?
11:01Why is he running away?
11:05I don't know
11:06I don't know
11:06I don't know
11:09I don't know
11:10Oh
11:11Oh, I don't know
11:12Oh, I don't know
11:12Hey
11:13No
11:14I don't know
11:15I don't know
11:15I'm sorry, it co-buzz killed his cousin
11:16I'll rip your head off
11:17Stop being as big as me.
11:22Oh, hey, can we get a picture?
11:23Come on, guys.
11:24Come on.
11:25Ready?
11:28Okay, amazing.
11:29Thank you so much.
11:30I got a picture with the God of War.
11:47Is this Christmas, my dear?
11:53Is this Christmas
11:56Whatever happened to that festive cheer?
12:18Could Kevin Bacon be anywhere?
12:20Give us your finest libations.
12:47Have you seen Kevin Bacon anywhere?
12:50Why would I know where Kevin Bacon is located?
13:06Oh, boy.
13:11Come out and dance with us.
13:24Dancing is for people who are pathetic.
13:29How about a drink then?
13:30Yes.
13:31Two shots to the kill, please.
13:41I can't believe not a single one of our new homies know where Kevin Bacon is.
14:00There are tens of thousands of people on this planet.
14:05And we don't even know what Kevin Bacon looks like.
14:08You want to know where Kevin Bacon lives?
14:13Yes.
14:23It's 40 bucks.
14:28Uh-oh.
14:32I don't know where my money is.
14:38Give it to me for free.
14:43Give me all your money.
14:48Drops!
14:49Move faster!
14:50It won't be exactly the same as the one you have on Earth, but I'm sure it'll serve your purpose.
14:57Good.
14:58Well, I'd like to get going and have the toy shop operating full blast so that I can return to Earth for Christmas.
15:06You know, Mrs. Claus is a very good-natured woman.
15:11But, Ander Claus, you will never return to Earth for you.
15:23Yeah, can I help you?
15:27Yes.
15:28We're looking for the legendary Kevin Bacon.
15:31We're looking for the legendary Kevin Bacon.
15:34I just said that, Drax.
15:35If your voice is small and mousy, I think maybe he didn't hear you.
15:37He heard.
15:38He's Kevin Bacon.
15:39He's probably got great ears.
15:40I'm sorry, guys.
15:42I can't help you.
15:43Wait, wait, wait, wait.
15:44Hey.
15:47Hello?
15:49Hello?
15:52Hello?
15:53Hello?
15:53Hello?
16:00He's gone.
16:02Look what you did.
16:04You acted weird and you made him not want to talk to us.
16:08I'm sorry.
16:08Sorry.
16:08You think you can toss me over the gate if you...
16:17Ow!
16:22What are you doing?
16:24Tossing you over the gate.
16:26I didn't mean right that second.
16:28I meant after I was ready.
16:31I wasn't even done talking.
16:33Toss you over the gate?
16:34Don't toss you over the gate?
16:35Make up your mind.
16:38I want this funny man.
16:57Don't just take stuff.
17:03But I guess that's what it's here for.
17:08It never happened when we make toys by hand.
17:11Kevin Bacon!
17:12Something very strange is happening here.
17:17Kevin Bacon!
17:20Come on, you guys.
17:21Come on, you guys.
17:22Come on, you guys.
17:24Kevin Bacon!
17:27Kevin Bacon!
17:31Kevin Bacon!
17:32Kevin Bacon!
17:32Okay, guys.
17:35I don't know what you're thinking, but this is not cool.
17:39This is private property.
17:40Now, kindly put down my health and my candy cane and gum.
17:46I'm calling the police right now.
17:539-1-1, what's your emergency?
17:55You're coming with us as a Christmas present.
17:589-1-1, can I help you?
18:02There's two?
18:03I don't know what they are.
18:04People in costumes?
18:05I want an alien for Christmas.
18:09We need an alien this year.
18:11I want a little green guy about three feet high.
18:15With 17 eyes who can try to fly.
18:19I want an alien for Christmas this year.
18:25I want an alien.
18:43Wait.
18:43What?
18:44I left my little funny man back in the house.
18:46What?
18:46I want to go back and get him.
18:47But Kevin Bacon is going to get away.
18:49But you still have your swirly red and white curly man.
18:51How can you possibly think this is a man?
18:54What is it?
18:55I don't know.
18:57A shape?
18:59Well, how is it fair you get to keep it and I don't?
19:00Because I was responsible and held on to it.
19:05Drax, do you love Peter and want a safe Christmas?
19:09Or do you want a little funny man?
19:16A little funny man.
19:19No!
19:25Mr. Bacon, is that your 911 call?
19:47You've got to get these things away from me.
19:48Hello!
19:50Hey, I'm a police officer.
19:52I don't know what's going on here, but you need to back up or I'll shoot.
19:55Raise your hands above your head.
19:57Stop!
20:03Stop!
20:04Stop, I'm going to pee my pants!
20:16Hey!
20:16Sleep.
20:20Sleep.
20:21Get on the ground!
20:23Get on the ground!
20:31Sleep.
20:33Sleep.
20:33Drax! You can't just kill people!
20:50Well, how am I supposed to know the rules if no one tells me?
20:52Are you ok? We are not doing anything wrong. We are just taking the legendary hero, Kevin Bacon, to give him as a present to our friend, who is sad about Christmas.
21:15Ok.
21:19Here.
21:22I really wanted this, but we are even now, ok?
21:29Sure.
21:32That doesn't look like a man to you, does it?
21:35A man? No.
21:38Of course not. My friend is being an idiot.
21:42You would love to come with us.
21:52Hey! Where are we going?
21:56First, there.
22:01Cool.
22:02Are you friends with the Fonz?
22:18Who?
22:19The Fonz.
22:20The Fonz.
22:21The Fonz.
22:22He's a hero, like you.
22:23Have the two of you ever had a team up?
22:25Oh, well, the Fonz's real name is Henry Winkler. And yeah, I do know him. He's a very nice guy. Would you consider grabbing dinner, like one time, a team up?
22:34No.
22:35Meeting together is not a team up.
22:37Tell us. What was it like when you had to save the small town by dancing like an idiot?
22:40Oh, well, that wasn't me. That was the character that I played, Red McCormick, in the movie, Footloose.
22:47What?
22:48What about when you fought and defeated the super strong masked killer Jason Voorhees in the woods?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Nope. Again, not me. It's the character I played. And he didn't actually kill Jason. He got stabbed through the neck with an arrow.
23:05He's an actor. He's never actually saved anyone.
23:16But actors are repugnant.
23:17I know. They make me feel gross and creepy when they pretend to be someone else.
23:24Oh, no, no. Acting is a wonderful profession. I mean, you don't get to live just one life. You get to live so many lives.
23:30We got Quill the worst gift ever. A disgusting actor.
23:35This is the worst day of my life.
23:38We ruined Christmas worse than Yondu.
23:41Peter was a child when he left Earth. His memories all screwed up. He doesn't remember things right.
23:47Kevin Bacon. You have to pretend you're an actual hero or else Christmas is doomed.
23:57Blimey, mate. I can't wait to storm them Nazis on the beach.
24:02What are you doing?
24:03I'm a hero, ain't I, then? I'm a private in the British Army during World War II.
24:08No, just your regular voice.
24:10Oh, okay. Yeah, sure, fine. Hello, I'm the Batman. I mean, hello, I'm Bruce Wayne.
24:17Who is Bruce Wayne?
24:18No, don't be someone else. Be Kevin Bacon, but like if you didn't suck.
24:23That's so weird. Cause like normally it would really piss me off, but I don't know.
24:35Right now for some reason I just feel really great about all of it.
24:42We hate you.
25:12We hate you.
25:13That's so weird.
25:14Who's here.
25:15That's so weird.
25:16Whoa.
25:17Where did we get you?
25:18Not at all.
25:19How do you think he's a pet?
25:21Yeah?
25:22He's a pet.
25:23Okay.
25:24I'm a pet.
25:25I'm a pet.
25:26You're a pet.
25:27You're a pet.
25:28A pet.
25:31You're a pet.
25:32You're a pet.
25:36It's a pet.
25:37If you're in the pet.
25:40Get me.
25:41For you, I remember dreaming, wishing hope and praying for this day.
25:51Now I sit and watch them, the little ones I love.
25:59So excited by the way, Christmas time has come.
26:08Toys for everyone, cause Christmas time has come for you.
26:29Now the wood is good, it's time to peek inside.
26:38Are you kidding?
26:46Merry Christmas, Peter.
26:49For me and Drax and, you know, all of us, we need you.
26:58Christmas time has come.
27:02Toys for everyone.
27:05What are you doing?
27:07Toys for everyone.
27:11Christmas time has come for you.
27:15Christmas time has come for you.
27:17Christmas time has come for you.
27:19You guys?
27:21Toys for everyone.
27:23Toys for everyone.
27:25Hey guys, I'm about to pass out. There's no air in here.
27:55Ta-da! You must be Pete. Merry Christmas!
28:03It's Kevin Bacon. He's not a loser. He's great. We don't hate him at all.
28:09What'd you do?
28:11What?
28:11What did you do?
28:12We got you Kevin Bacon as a present?
28:14You got me a human being as a present.
28:17What better gift for the guy who has everything than an actual human living person?
28:21This isn't a Christmas gift. This is human trafficking.
28:26It was mostly Drax's idea.
28:28It was.
28:29Hey Pete, I gotta stick up for these guys because, to tell you the truth, I am totally stoked about the whole thing, man.
28:38You used your powers on him, didn't you?
28:40Maybe. I can't remember.
28:42Get Kevin Bacon out of the trance now!
28:49Just be what you really are.
28:51Dude, calm down.
29:05I'm not gonna hurt you.
29:06That's a talking raccoon.
29:07I'll kill you!
29:08Don't ever call me that!
29:10Whoa!
29:11Hey, sir, sir, sir. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.
29:13Kraglin, prepare the Bowie for his transport back to Earth.
29:17Aye, Captain.
29:18Mr. Bacon, I am so sorry. This is really embarrassing. I know you're worried sick, and your family is too. We're gonna get you back home immediately.
29:25I am Groove.
29:26Oh, suddenly you thought it was a bad idea all along.
29:29I am Groove.
29:29Dude, I literally just saw you wheel him out in front of everybody.
29:32Gonna let you go, Kevin Bacon. Don't run. You're not gonna run.
29:39No, no, no, no. Stop!
29:44Go get Kevin Bacon.
29:46I've got him.
29:48Don't... don't kill him.
29:50Can't outrun me, Bacon!
29:51Hey, that man was a plant.
30:05Oh, Groot's just a kid. Sorry about all this stuff.
30:09What's that on your head?
30:10Uh, that is a device for controlling a flying arrow, but I ain't quite got the hang of it yet.
30:19I know this must all be a shock to you, but, uh, it's only because you mean a great deal to Pete that they've done it.
30:26Pete didn't have much to love growing up, but one thing he did love was telling us all stories about you.
30:32Me?
30:32Pete, you saved a town through dancing.
30:37And once, Pete saved the whole galaxy with dancing. For real.
30:42You taught him how to be a hero.
30:44And now he might just be the greatest hero alive.
30:52Manton, these dopes, they was just hoping you'd bring the joy of Christmas back into his heart is all.
31:02How on earth do you get recession up here?
31:13Uh, a couple of good satellite dishes out front will get you anything within about 400 million light years.
31:19Hi, honey.
31:19Baby, are you at the house?
31:20Yeah, no, I'm just with some, uh, friends.
31:24Oh, okay. Well, what time do you think you'll be home?
31:27Hey, would it be okay if I'm just a little bit late?
31:35I got some friends here that kind of need to learn about Christmas.
31:39When we are born, we are swaddled and snuggled, whispered to fussed over, tickled and cuddled.
32:03When we grow up, things get muddled, and here it is Christmastime.
32:11Will you stop by for a piece of delicious peach pie while I tell you my yuletide wishes?
32:19You can help me do the dishes, cause here it is Christmastime.
32:25And we all want someone who will love us and hold us, to curl up alongside, when nights are the coldest.
32:40And we all want someone who will hug us and kiss us.
32:47All I want is you for Christmas.
32:54Let us examine the holiday spirit.
32:59Let the small kids sing so we can all hear it.
33:02Light up a fire and pull the chair near it.
33:06Cause here it is Christmastime.
33:08What keys are?
33:09We all want someone who will love us and hold us.
33:17To curl up alongside, when nights are the coldest.
33:24And we all want someone who will hug us and kiss us.
33:33All I want is you for Christmas.
33:36All I want is you for Christmas.
33:59When we are born, we are swaddled and snuggled, whispered to fussed over, tickled and cuddled.
34:16And when we grow up, things get muddled, and here it is Christmas time.
34:23And we all want someone who will love us and hold us, the girl of the long side, with nights on the coldest.
34:38And we all want someone who will hug us and kiss us.
34:45All I want is you for Christmas, all I want is you for Christmas, all I want is you for Christmas.
35:15Best Christmas ever.
35:19Oh, come on, breathe in.
35:22Okay, all right.
35:24Love you guys.
35:25We love you, Kevin Bacon.
35:27Bye, Kevin Bacon.
35:27Bye, Kevin Bacon.
35:28Bye, Adrian.
35:30Bye, Bacon.
35:31We love you, Kevin Bacon.
35:32Hey, I'll see you at Easter.
35:35Wow.
35:37I guess all actors aren't complete pieces of shit.
35:45I can't believe you guys did all of that for me.
35:48I mean, why?
35:51Why what?
35:52I mean, why would you go to the trouble of going all the way to Earth to abduct Kevin Bacon?
36:01Craggling told us a story about how Yondu ruined Christmas.
36:05So we wanted to save it for you.
36:11I'm not sure Craggling knows how that story ended.
36:15I'm not sure if it's a movie
36:39or not as long as it was on.
36:42That is so sweet.
37:05That's Yondu.
37:08I guess I just wanted to do something special for you.
37:11Because, well.
37:17What?
37:18Your father, Peter.
37:21He might be.
37:24Ego?
37:25He might be what?
37:26He might be.
37:28He is my father, too.
37:36Wait, so does that make you my sister?
37:41I don't know.
37:44Mantis.
37:46That's the greatest Christmas gift I could ever get.
38:00Merry Christmas, Mantis.
38:02Merry Christmas, Peter.
38:03I could have been someone.
38:26Well, so could anyone.
38:31You took my dreams from me.
38:34When I first found you.
38:37I kept them with me, bye.
38:40I put them with my own.
38:43Can't make it all alone.
38:46I built my dreams around you.
38:48And the bells are ringing out
38:59for Christmas Day.
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