In 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2022)', Greg Heffley faces the challenges of a new school year, constantly tormented by his older brother, Rodrick. As their sibling rivalry escalates, a shared secret threatens to unravel their already strained relationship. This family comedy explores themes of brotherhood and the trials of growing up, promising laughs and relatable moments for all ages.
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00:01:01At least that's the way it's supposed to be.
00:01:03But my brother Roderick's too busy to teach his little brother anything.
00:01:09I guess I'm just not a big priority for him.
00:01:12Because all his free time just goes to his band.
00:01:15The thing is, if Roderick would just take me under his wing, I could totally surprise him.
00:01:22And that would really change things for us.
00:01:24But I guess that's just not going to happen.
00:01:31And before long, Roderick will move out and I'll have to figure things out for myself.
00:01:35But as long as the two of us are living in the same roof, I'm going to soak up every bit
00:01:44of big brother knowledge I can get.
00:01:45The player has received.
00:01:58Hammer of ultimate smashing.
00:02:00Smash.
00:02:01Smash.
00:02:02Smash.
00:02:03Smash.
00:02:04Smash.
00:02:05Smash.
00:02:06Smash.
00:02:07Smash.
00:02:08Manny!
00:02:09Aw.
00:02:10Boys, the stuff in the dishwasher is clean.
00:02:12You just need to put the dishes away before we get back.
00:02:15Okay, yeah, I got your hair dryer and my belt.
00:02:18Um, is that, am I forgetting something?
00:02:21Your pants?
00:02:23Right.
00:02:24My pants.
00:02:26Wait, where are you guys going again?
00:02:28Your father and I are going into the city for our anniversary.
00:02:32Going away?
00:02:34Like, overnight?
00:02:35Two nights, Greg.
00:02:37Come on, Greg.
00:02:38We've been over this a hundred times.
00:02:40But how are we going to take care of ourselves?
00:02:42What about Manny?
00:02:44Manny's staying with Grandma.
00:02:45Yeah.
00:02:46Thanks.
00:02:46And you boys will be just fine.
00:02:49I stocked up on groceries.
00:02:51Groceries?
00:02:52Did you get snacks?
00:02:53I refuse to buy junk food for you guys.
00:02:55I've told you before, if you want snacks, you can buy them for yourselves.
00:02:59Mommy, give me.
00:03:01Fine.
00:03:04I'm cashing these in.
00:03:06250 mom bucks for 25 real ones.
00:03:09Mom bucks?
00:03:10Yes, Frank.
00:03:11The boys earn them by doing chores and getting good grades.
00:03:20Wait.
00:03:20Then how did Roderick get so many?
00:03:22Mind your own business.
00:03:26Roderick should be earning real money, not play money.
00:03:28With, you know, like a real job.
00:03:31When loaded diaper makes it big, money won't be an issue.
00:03:33Okay.
00:03:34And what if, just saying, just putting it out there, what if your band doesn't make it big?
00:03:39What's your plan then?
00:03:40I'll sell my hair for wigs and fake mustaches and stuff.
00:03:47Well, that sounds foolproof.
00:03:51Okay, time to go.
00:03:53We've got dinner reservations.
00:03:55See you boys Sunday.
00:03:57Mom.
00:03:58Now, we are trusting you to be responsible this weekend.
00:04:02I don't want you doing anything I wouldn't do.
00:04:03Got it?
00:04:04Frank, we talked about this.
00:04:06I just wanted to make sure we're all on the same page.
00:04:09Are we good here?
00:04:10Okay?
00:04:13Okay, we're good.
00:04:14You can't leave me and Roderick alone together for a whole weekend.
00:04:17Mom, we literally don't even know how to take care of ourselves.
00:04:20Oh, come on, Greg.
00:04:22You two will have fun.
00:04:25Play some video games together.
00:04:26Throw a ball in the backyard.
00:04:30Do you even know, Roderick?
00:04:32Listen, I know that you and your brother don't always get along,
00:04:36but a weekend like this can help change that.
00:04:38Oh!
00:04:39Yeah!
00:04:40Who knows?
00:04:43You two might surprise yourselves.
00:04:50Don't forget to unload the dishwasher!
00:04:54Whoa!
00:04:55All right, Greg.
00:04:56We've got one hour to get this place ready.
00:04:58Ready for what?
00:04:59The party.
00:05:01What?
00:05:01No way!
00:05:02Mom and Dad would never let you have a party.
00:05:05They'll never even know, and it's not my party anyway.
00:05:08It's our party.
00:05:11What do you mean, our party?
00:05:13The Hefley brothers are throwing this party together.
00:05:16The Hefley brothers?
00:05:17The Hefley brothers?
00:05:18The Hefley brothers?
00:05:19That's right.
00:05:21You and me.
00:05:22Together.
00:05:24People will be talking about this night for years.
00:05:27It's gonna be epic.
00:05:30Epic.
00:05:31So, what do you say?
00:05:35Are you in?
00:05:36Okay, I'm in.
00:05:39But who's coming to this thing?
00:05:42I invite my friends, you invite yours.
00:05:45Wait, you do have friends, right?
00:05:48Yeah, I have lots of friends.
00:05:50There's Rally, and there's Rally.
00:05:55Well, then why don't you call this Rowley, and have him come over to help set up?
00:05:59I don't know.
00:06:00I'm not sure Rally could really handle a high school party.
00:06:03Plus, his parents would never let him come.
00:06:06So, you have him tell them it's a sleepover.
00:06:08Come on, we need all the help we can get.
00:06:09Oh, that's pretty good.
00:06:12And when he gets here, you guys can start by bringing up one of those plastic tables from the basement.
00:06:17Wait, why can't you do that?
00:06:20Because I can't do this without your help.
00:06:26And besides, I'm going to get snacks.
00:06:29Whoa, how do you have so many friends?
00:06:32It's called popularity.
00:06:34You should try it.
00:06:36All right, the clock starts.
00:06:39Now.
00:06:44Now.
00:06:45Whoa, Barty at Roderick's, dude!
00:07:02Yeah!
00:07:05Then Cassidy's hikes totally got their noses locked.
00:07:08Whoa, Rager at Roderick's!
00:07:10Oh, he's awesome!
00:07:12Whoa!
00:07:13Whoa!
00:07:14Barty!
00:07:15Hey, Greg, it's party time!
00:07:26Oh, no, no!
00:07:30Whoa, Trelly, what are you wearing?
00:07:34You said this was a party.
00:07:36Not that kind of party.
00:07:38A cool party with, like, high schoolers and loud music and stuff.
00:07:43You mean a boy-girl party?
00:07:47Rowley, don't call it a boy-girl party.
00:07:50Why?
00:07:51Is it gonna be guys only?
00:07:52Because that could be fun, too.
00:07:54No, just call it a party, okay?
00:07:57And seriously, don't embarrass me tonight.
00:08:00It's just that me and Roderick never team up like this.
00:08:04And I really don't want anything to mess it up.
00:08:07Okay?
00:08:08Okay.
00:08:09All right, you boys got your work cut out for you.
00:08:16Get to it.
00:08:17Go.
00:08:19Good.
00:08:21Go.
00:08:24Go.
00:08:25Go.
00:08:27Go.
00:08:28Go.
00:08:37Go.
00:08:37Neighborhood Brats
00:08:39Neighborhood Brats
00:08:41Just go outside
00:08:44Or they fight
00:08:46Go, go, go, go, go
00:09:07Go, go, go, go, go
00:09:09Go, go, go, go
00:09:11Go, go, go, go
00:09:13Go, go, go
00:09:15Go, go, go
00:09:17Go, go, go
00:09:19Ow!
00:09:21Good job, guys
00:09:23You know what, though?
00:09:25We could use one more of those tables
00:09:29We're on it
00:09:33Do we have to do this?
00:09:35The first table was heavy
00:09:37Everything's gotta be perfect
00:09:39Roderick's like an expert at this stuff
00:09:41But it seems like he's just getting us to do all the hard stuff
00:09:46You don't get it, Raleigh
00:09:48Roderick's depending on me
00:09:50Our party's gonna be epic
00:10:05Um...
00:10:06No
00:10:13Oh
00:10:15I don't think we should be in Roderick's bedroom
00:10:19I don't think we should be in Roderick's bedroom
00:10:31Relax, we're just in here for the table
00:10:34Do you think there will be party games like charades or pin the tail on the donkey?
00:10:41It's not that kind of thing, Raleigh
00:10:43High school parties are totally different than little kid parties
00:10:45How do you know?
00:10:46I just know stuff
00:10:47Listen, we're gonna be the only middle schoolers at this thing
00:10:49We've gotta blend in
00:10:50Just try and be cool, okay?
00:10:52But pin the tail on the donkey is cool
00:10:54Wait
00:10:55What?
00:10:56See you after the party?
00:11:12Oh no
00:11:14What's going on?
00:11:15Is it stuck?
00:11:16It's not stuck
00:11:17I think Roderick locked the door
00:11:19But why would he do that?
00:11:21What about the party?
00:11:23What about the Half-Lea brothers?
00:11:25It was, probably just a joke
00:11:27Roderick?
00:11:28Roderick!
00:11:29Roderick!
00:11:30Roderick!
00:11:31Roderick!
00:11:32Roderick!
00:11:33Roderick!
00:11:34Roderick!
00:11:38Roderick!
00:11:40Roderick!
00:11:42Roderick!
00:11:44Roderick!
00:11:46Roderick!
00:11:48Roderick!
00:11:50Oh God!
00:11:51Oh, God!
00:11:52Oh, God!
00:11:53Oh, God!
00:11:54Oh, God!
00:11:55Oh, God!
00:11:56Oh, God!
00:11:57Oh, God!
00:11:58Oh, God!
00:11:59Oh, God!
00:12:00Roderick!
00:12:01Is he coming?
00:12:03Just wait here, okay?
00:12:06But I have tap-dancing lessons in the morning.
00:12:08I was sick last week, and if I missed two in a row, this guy's gonna be mad.
00:12:14Relax, Rally.
00:12:15I got everything under control.
00:12:17Hmm.
00:12:21I'm scared!
00:12:22What if we starve down here?
00:12:24My celery sticks are in my overnight bag!
00:12:27Can you please stop talking for five seconds?
00:12:30I need to concentrate.
00:12:37What's going on out there?
00:12:38Are they...
00:12:39Partying?
00:12:43I think I can reach the lock.
00:12:47Ow!
00:12:51Can you reach it?
00:12:54No.
00:12:55But...
00:12:56I've...
00:12:57Darn an idea!
00:12:58Wait here!
00:13:03Let's get this part installed!
00:13:06Woo!
00:13:07Nice rainbow!
00:13:09That was like underwear goes under your pants, bro!
00:13:13Ew!
00:13:14Whoa!
00:13:15Whoa!
00:13:16Whoa!
00:13:18Whoa!
00:13:19Whoa!
00:13:22Whoa!
00:13:24Whoa!
00:13:26Huh?
00:13:30What's that for?
00:13:33Evidence.
00:13:35Whoa!
00:13:36Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
00:13:43I don't need to get in!
00:14:04Whoa! Ow!
00:14:05Ow!
00:14:07What?
00:14:08Ugh!
00:14:09I-I think I'd better go home.
00:14:14Yeah. That might be a good idea.
00:14:16Ugh!
00:14:16Ugh!
00:14:17Ugh!
00:14:18Ugh!
00:14:18Ugh!
00:14:19Ugh!
00:14:19Ugh!
00:14:19Oh, my God.
00:14:49Oh, my God.
00:14:56Not cool, dude.
00:14:59Not cool.
00:15:04Oh, my God.
00:15:06Not cool.
00:15:07Uh...
00:15:12What's your problem, man?
00:15:18Not even, like, afternoon yet.
00:15:22You locked me in the basement.
00:15:24Yeah, like, as a joke.
00:15:27Well, the joke's on you.
00:15:30Because when Mom and Dad get home tomorrow, I'm gonna tell them all about your little party.
00:15:39You wouldn't have the guts.
00:15:45Hey, Mom.
00:15:46How's the trip going?
00:15:47Well, it was going great until Manny got a stomach bug.
00:15:51We're headed to Grandma's to pick him up.
00:15:53Wait.
00:15:54You're coming home today?
00:15:55Yes, Roderick.
00:15:56We should be home in an hour.
00:15:58Did you guys empty the dishwasher like I asked?
00:16:01Gotta be kidding me.
00:16:02Not...
00:16:04Yet.
00:16:05Well, it had better be done by the time we're back.
00:16:08No problem.
00:16:10See you soon.
00:16:11Okay.
00:16:12You heard her.
00:16:14We've got one hour to clean up this whole mess.
00:16:17Not my problem.
00:16:22I'll be in my room.
00:16:24Dude!
00:16:25Mom and Dad are gonna go ballistic if they find out I had a party.
00:16:30Please.
00:16:31You've gotta help me.
00:16:34And why would I do that?
00:16:37Because we're brothers.
00:16:39Yeah, well, brothers don't lock each other in the basement.
00:16:42Okay, okay.
00:16:44I slipped up.
00:16:45Won't happen again, I swear.
00:16:49Please?
00:16:51If I help you clean up this mess, things are gonna be different between us.
00:16:55Different?
00:16:56Like how?
00:16:57No.
00:16:58Starters, you're gonna start treating me better.
00:17:00Like an equal.
00:17:02Okay, okay.
00:17:03Done.
00:17:04Equals.
00:17:05Got it.
00:17:06And you're gonna owe me.
00:17:07Owe you what?
00:17:10I'm thinking.
00:17:11Dude, we've got no time.
00:17:15Okay.
00:17:16Yeah.
00:17:17I owe you.
00:17:18Can we just work out the details later?
00:17:20Fine.
00:17:21Alright, my man.
00:17:22Let's do this.
00:17:23And...
00:17:24Go!
00:17:25Woo!
00:17:26What?
00:17:27Gonna block Trunks.
00:17:28Don't worry, Manny.
00:17:29We'll be home in a jiffy.
00:17:30Honey?
00:17:31Better step on it.
00:17:32I am taking the shortcut.
00:17:38Don't worry, Manny. We'll be home in a jiffy.
00:17:46Honey, better step on it.
00:17:59I am taking the shortcut.
00:18:08Honey!
00:18:15What?
00:18:16Whoa!
00:18:17Whoa!
00:18:20Ouch!
00:18:26Nah, Dad.
00:18:38Ah!
00:18:39Ah!
00:18:40Ah!
00:18:41Ah!
00:18:42Ah!
00:18:43Ah!
00:18:44Ah!
00:19:03Mission accomplished, little bro.
00:19:08Ah!
00:19:25Permanent ink!
00:19:26This is never coming off!
00:19:28Uh...
00:19:29We need another door.
00:19:30Another door?
00:19:31Where are we gonna get another door?
00:19:34The basement!
00:19:35Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:19:38Oh, let's hurry up and get you inside.
00:19:41Quit pushing!
00:19:42Quit pulling!
00:19:43Push!
00:19:44I said pull!
00:19:45Ow!
00:19:46Come on, Frank!
00:19:47Boys!
00:19:48Boys!
00:19:49We're home!
00:19:50We're home!
00:19:51We're home!
00:19:53Oh!
00:19:54Oh!
00:19:55Hey, Mom!
00:19:56Whoosh! I said pull!
00:20:02Come on, Frank!
00:20:14Boys?
00:20:18We're home!
00:20:19Oh! Hey, Mom!
00:20:22So, did you guys do some brotherly bonding while we were gone?
00:20:26Uh, kinda, I guess.
00:20:28Roderick, y-you're sweating!
00:20:31Oh, I hope you don't have what Manny has.
00:20:33I knew it, Susan!
00:20:35I knew they couldn't be trusted!
00:20:38They didn't empty the dishwasher!
00:20:42Oh, that's gross.
00:20:43Me and you're better!
00:20:45Aww!
00:20:45Phew!
00:20:46Aww!
00:20:56Oh, man!
00:21:05Hmm...
00:21:08There's gotta be...
00:21:09Evidence.
00:21:11They're not that smart.
00:21:11Ah-hah!
00:21:13Ah-hah!
00:21:15Aww.
00:21:22Ah!
00:21:26Ha-hah!
00:21:26You think he knows?
00:21:32Ha-ha!
00:21:33I think he knows!
00:21:33Shh!
00:21:34Shh!
00:21:34Keep your voice down, dummy!
00:21:36If he doesn't know, he's gonna figure it out.
00:21:39I mean, he's been sniffing around the house ever since he got back!
00:21:42He's gonna find something!
00:21:44You need to calm down.
00:21:46We covered our tracks, we cleaned up the place.
00:21:48Yeah, and you owe me for that.
00:21:50And you could start paying me back by finishing with these leaves.
00:21:53Wait, wait, wait.
00:21:54What-what is this about owing you?
00:21:57I don't remember saying anything like that.
00:22:00Are you kidding me?
00:22:01I cleaned up your stupid party, and that wasn't easy.
00:22:05Don't you mean our party?
00:22:07We were partners in this thing.
00:22:09That mess was our mess.
00:22:12And if mom and dad ever find out about it, we're both in hot water.
00:22:16No way!
00:22:17This was your party!
00:22:18You're the one who's getting in trouble, not me!
00:22:21I'm gonna tell mom and dad what really happened.
00:22:26Fine, fine.
00:22:29I'll pay up.
00:22:31Yeah?
00:22:32And how are you gonna do that?
00:22:34By giving you my most valuable possession.
00:22:39What, mom bucks?
00:22:40No, thanks.
00:22:41I've seen where you keep them.
00:22:43Something even better than that.
00:22:46Knowledge.
00:22:48I've seen your report card.
00:22:50Not school knowledge.
00:22:51Real knowledge.
00:22:53Stuff you can actually use.
00:22:55I'm listening.
00:22:56I'll give you a little taste.
00:22:58Let's start with the way you bag your leaves.
00:23:01When you do it, you fill your bag to the top and then tie it shut.
00:23:05But that's not smart.
00:23:06Mom's paying three mom bucks a bag.
00:23:09So if you want to maximize your income, you've got to do it like this.
00:23:17But isn't that cheating?
00:23:19It's not cheating.
00:23:21It's just game in the system.
00:23:23So what?
00:23:24You're just gonna give me a bunch of yard work tips?
00:23:26I can teach you lots of things, little brother.
00:23:29Stuff that'll make your whole life easier.
00:23:32Your problem is that you work too hard.
00:23:34I want that underwear off the table by the time I get back from the grocery store.
00:23:40What you gotta do is set the bar really low so mom and dad don't expect too much out of you.
00:23:45Because then...
00:23:49They're happy when you do practically nothing at all.
00:23:52Here's another tip.
00:23:54Pretend you don't know how to do stuff.
00:23:55Because that'll get you out of a lot of unnecessary work.
00:23:58And if you really don't feel like doing something, a well-time trip to the bathroom is always your ticket out.
00:24:15I'm ready to start.
00:24:17I just finished.
00:24:19My body is on a schedule.
00:24:24Okay, I'll admit it. That's pretty good.
00:24:27What else can you teach me?
00:24:28Oh, I've got loads of stuff like that.
00:24:30I call it my Roderick rules.
00:24:34Don't you mean Roderick's rules?
00:24:36No, Roderick rules.
00:24:39There's only one Roderick.
00:24:41Me.
00:24:42Yeah, I meant like apostrophe S.
00:24:45Roderick rule number one. No apostrophes or any other nerd stuff.
00:24:50That kind of stuff will get you beat up at school.
00:24:53So, what's rule number two?
00:24:55I've already given away too much.
00:24:58If you want more, we're gonna have to make this deal official.
00:25:02You keep your mouth shut about the party and I'll tell you everything I know.
00:25:08Deal.
00:25:11Greg, Rowley's here.
00:25:26Time to go.
00:25:28Hello, Rowley.
00:25:30Don't you look handsome?
00:25:33Um, this weekend I had tap dancing lessons with Miss Tilly.
00:25:39Uh, nothing out of the ordinary happened.
00:25:46Whoa!
00:25:47Hey, Rowley!
00:25:48It's been a while.
00:25:49It's been a while.
00:25:49Friday afternoon, right?
00:25:51Yeah, we...
00:25:52Whoa!
00:25:54So clean.
00:25:56Uh, yeah, yeah, it's time to go, Rowley.
00:25:59It's time to go, get out.
00:26:02Come on, Rowley.
00:26:03Two more seconds in there and you were gonna spill your guts about the whole party.
00:26:07Sorry, I'm not good at this stuff.
00:26:10You don't think my dad heard you back there, right?
00:26:12Because he's been acting really suspicious.
00:26:15How did you get the house so clean, though?
00:26:18Uh, me and Roderick actually did it together.
00:26:21I told you, me and him are a team.
00:26:23You and Roderick?!
00:26:24But he locked us in the basement!
00:26:26Uh, yeah, brothers just joke like that.
00:26:30It's actually pretty hilarious if you really think about it.
00:26:34Don't look at me like that.
00:26:36Anyway, yeah, Roderick's been, uh, he's been taking me under his wing.
00:26:40He's been teaching me a bunch of stuff.
00:26:41Really? What kind of stuff?
00:26:44Uh, like how you need to set the bar low so your parents don't expect too much from you.
00:26:49Oh, and how you can trick them into helping you with your homework.
00:26:52That kind of thing.
00:26:53That seems like bad stuff.
00:26:56This information is like gold, Rally.
00:26:59It's what makes having an older brother worth it.
00:27:03But why is Roderick being so nice to you all of a sudden?
00:27:08I don't know. Maybe because he just likes having me around?
00:27:11You know what, you wouldn't understand. You're an only child. No offense.
00:27:16Well, I'm glad I'm an only child.
00:27:19Because this brother stuff is... complicated.
00:27:22I don't care very much.
00:27:40You can discuss this event.
00:27:42You can hear it.
00:27:43You can hear it, Tim.
00:27:45You can hear it.
00:27:47I don't know.
00:27:47You can hear it.
00:27:48They're also funny here.
00:27:49You have a brain workout, How do you think?
00:27:51Roderick.
00:27:57Roderick!
00:28:00Roderick!
00:28:04What?
00:28:06You need to teach me something new.
00:28:08You never got past rule number one.
00:28:11You only get one rule a week.
00:28:13That's Roderick rule number two.
00:28:15What? That's not fair.
00:28:18Life's not fair.
00:28:21Rule number three.
00:28:23And now you made me break rule number two.
00:28:24Ugh, fine.
00:28:28Ow! What the...
00:28:29I'm looking for that.
00:28:31What is this?
00:28:32It's an echo pedal.
00:28:33We need it for the talent show!
00:28:37Oh, yeah. The talent show.
00:28:40I'm trying out, too.
00:28:41You? You don't have any talent.
00:28:45Yeah, I'm in Raleigh's magic act.
00:28:48I'm his assistant.
00:28:55Man, they're gonna laugh you off the stage.
00:28:59Yeah, I know.
00:29:00Mom's making me.
00:29:03Hey, do you think you can get me out of this?
00:29:05Sorry.
00:29:06You can't leave your friends hanging.
00:29:09Roderick rule number four.
00:29:10All right, enough with the rules.
00:29:12How about you teach me something for real?
00:29:14Like what?
00:29:16I don't know.
00:29:17Maybe you could teach me how to play the drums or something.
00:29:21Are you sure you could handle that, little brother?
00:29:28Yeah.
00:29:29All right.
00:29:30It's simple.
00:29:31You just gotta grip the sticks,
00:29:34feel the flow,
00:29:35and let it rip.
00:29:37Okay, now, loosen up that wrist a bit.
00:29:43Keep it flowing.
00:29:45Feel the rhythm.
00:29:47That-that's it.
00:29:48You've got potential, little bro.
00:29:53Are you ready to rock?
00:29:56Bill Walters, the lead singer of Loaded Diaper,
00:30:00even though he's something like 35 years old.
00:30:03I'm pretty sure Roderick Astler joined
00:30:05because he got named most likely to be a rock star
00:30:08when he was in high school.
00:30:12Being a kid,
00:30:14grown-ups are talking here.
00:30:17No, that's all right.
00:30:19He can stay.
00:30:20He's cool.
00:30:21Whatever you say, dude.
00:30:25You ready to burn this place down?
00:30:28We are Loaded Diaper!
00:30:30One, two, three, four!
00:30:33All right!
00:30:39Oh.
00:30:42Oh?
00:30:44Oh, yeah.
00:30:47You never listened.
00:30:51Isn't setting the table Greg's job?
00:30:58He's hanging out with his brother in the basement.
00:31:00I didn't want to interrupt their together time.
00:31:04Listen, I, uh...
00:31:05You think it's a good idea
00:31:06that those guys are spending so much time together?
00:31:09Why wouldn't it be a good idea?
00:31:13It's just that, uh...
00:31:15Well, I mean...
00:31:16Look, who knows what kind of stuff Roderick is teaching Greg?
00:31:19Somebody's burning!
00:31:23Ew, gross!
00:31:27Somebody's burning!
00:31:32I rest my case.
00:31:34The boys are bonding, Frank.
00:31:36Isn't that what we want to happen?
00:31:39Look, sometimes my older brother Joe
00:31:42would string me along
00:31:43and then I'd get burned.
00:31:46Greg needs to protect himself
00:31:47because if Roderick pulls the rug out from under him,
00:31:50he's gonna get hurt.
00:31:51We can't police every interaction
00:31:54between these boys, Frank.
00:31:56They need to work things out on their own.
00:31:59Maybe you're right.
00:32:00But I just...
00:32:01Now, why don't you just take off that tie
00:32:03and try and relax a little?
00:32:04I'll, uh, go get washed up for dinner.
00:32:17Hey!
00:32:19Didn't this door used to lock?
00:32:24So you guys are telling us
00:32:25that you have no idea
00:32:26why the bathroom door suddenly doesn't lock?
00:32:29Wait.
00:32:31Do we have a bathroom on this floor?
00:32:33Huh.
00:32:34I feel like there's something
00:32:36the boys aren't telling us.
00:32:39Greg, would you like to say something?
00:32:41Um...
00:32:43Um...
00:32:46Actually,
00:32:48something did happen on Friday night.
00:32:51Something I should have told you about.
00:32:57Uh...
00:32:58I went in the bathroom
00:32:59and I tried to lock the door,
00:33:01but I couldn't.
00:33:03I think I must have broken it
00:33:05by shutting it too hard or something.
00:33:07Sorry.
00:33:08Sorry.
00:33:08Okay, mystery solved.
00:33:17Let's move on.
00:33:19Nice save.
00:33:20Boys,
00:33:21your father and I
00:33:22are taking another shot
00:33:23at celebrating our anniversary
00:33:25since our first attempt
00:33:27got cut short.
00:33:28You're going away this weekend?
00:33:30Yes, but don't worry.
00:33:32You see,
00:33:33we're not going to leave you two
00:33:34on your own again.
00:33:35Why?
00:33:35Who's coming over?
00:33:36You two boys
00:33:38are going to visit your grandpa.
00:33:40Wait,
00:33:41I'll leave your towers?
00:33:42But there's nothing to do there.
00:33:44Well,
00:33:44there's plenty to do
00:33:45at Grandpa's complex.
00:33:47Shuffleboard,
00:33:48bingo,
00:33:49the pool,
00:33:50and you know
00:33:50how much my dad
00:33:52loves board games.
00:33:54Board games?
00:33:55Come on, guys.
00:33:56You know Grandpa
00:33:57appreciates it
00:33:58when you spend time with him.
00:34:00But...
00:34:01Mom's right, Greg.
00:34:02It's been way too long
00:34:03since we paid Grandpa a visit.
00:34:04This...
00:34:05This is going to be great.
00:34:09Okay, guys.
00:34:10Better get packed.
00:34:12Greg,
00:34:13I'll help you.
00:34:14Roderick?
00:34:15Yeah?
00:34:16Good role modeling.
00:34:18Well,
00:34:19I try.
00:34:20I try.
00:34:28Ready?
00:34:29Hit!
00:34:30Woo-hoo!
00:34:32Whee!
00:34:32Okay, boys.
00:34:46This is
00:34:47Gut Busters.
00:34:48One player
00:34:49reads a card
00:34:50and the other players
00:34:51try not to laugh.
00:34:53Them's the rules!
00:34:54That sounds so fun.
00:34:56Roll the dice, Grandpa.
00:34:57Ha!
00:34:59Ha!
00:35:00Stickers!
00:35:01It's your turn
00:35:02to read, Greg.
00:35:03Hmm.
00:35:04A man
00:35:05who would pun
00:35:07would just as easily
00:35:08pick a pocket.
00:35:15I don't get it.
00:35:20Come on, Roderick.
00:35:21I'm sorry.
00:35:22I'm sorry.
00:35:23I couldn't help us.
00:35:25Well, it gets me
00:35:26every time.
00:35:27Yeah.
00:35:28All right, boys.
00:35:29Now,
00:35:30why don't you
00:35:31clean up this mess
00:35:32while I take
00:35:34a potty break?
00:35:35Okay, Grandpa.
00:35:36But don't take
00:35:37too long in there.
00:35:40I can't believe
00:35:41you agreed to come in here.
00:35:43Why didn't you
00:35:43at least try
00:35:44to get us out of it?
00:35:45Can't talk.
00:35:48Concentrating.
00:35:49Roderick!
00:35:50What are you doing?
00:35:52Isn't one game enough?
00:35:54You think I'm here
00:35:56to play games?
00:35:58Are those
00:35:59mom bucks?
00:36:01Millions of dollars worth.
00:36:06That's amazing.
00:36:07Wow.
00:36:08So this is why
00:36:09you wanted to come
00:36:10to Leisure Towers.
00:36:11Bingo.
00:36:12Now you're starting
00:36:13to get it.
00:36:14Come on.
00:36:15Let's split it up.
00:36:16Da-da-da-da-da.
00:36:17Not so fast.
00:36:18Go find your own supply.
00:36:20Come on, Roderick.
00:36:22You owe me.
00:36:23Ugh.
00:36:24Fine.
00:36:25Here's a hundred.
00:36:26Don't spend it
00:36:27all in one place.
00:36:29Now why don't you
00:36:29go change?
00:36:30You look like
00:36:31you wet yourself.
00:36:32I can't.
00:36:33Grandpa's in the bathroom.
00:36:34Then you's
00:36:35the one in the lobby.
00:36:37I've got to hand it
00:36:38to Roderick
00:36:39on this mom bucks thing.
00:36:40Every time I think
00:36:41I've figured them all out.
00:36:42He's surprising me
00:36:43with something new.
00:36:44It's so easy
00:36:45to be empty
00:36:46tonight, my dear.
00:36:47That's so pretty good to me!
00:36:49Oh, my.
00:36:57Hi, Merle.
00:37:10Going to bingo tonight?
00:37:12I wouldn't miss it
00:37:13for the whirlwind.
00:37:13Well, you can kiss
00:37:15your winning streak goodbye.
00:37:16I'm bringing
00:37:17a good luck charm
00:37:18with me.
00:37:19Oh, isn't he cute?
00:37:21Merle.
00:37:22Irene.
00:37:24Bingo tonight?
00:37:25We'll see.
00:37:27Can you believe
00:37:28my luck last week?
00:37:29Two games in a row.
00:37:32It was all thanks
00:37:34to my lucky charm.
00:37:36say, boy, si, small.
00:37:52A living job.
00:37:54We see you in there,
00:38:00boy, si, small.
00:38:01We're going to head
00:38:03you over to the authorities.
00:38:05They'll put you
00:38:05in the slammer.
00:38:10Where did he go?
00:38:11I don't see him.
00:38:13Did he give us the slip?
00:38:15What?
00:38:17There he is!
00:38:18He's on the boat, lady.
00:38:19Fire in the Liam's Lancer.
00:38:36Don't let him get away.
00:38:45You get out of here!
00:38:47I don't know.
00:38:47Where did my bingo run?
00:38:49There he is!
00:38:51There's boy's size small.
00:38:59There he is! Come on!
00:39:01Hey!
00:39:02Come back here!
00:39:05Where do you think you're going?
00:39:11What do we have here?
00:39:18It's nasty.
00:39:21All right!
00:39:22Hey!
00:39:23Go this way!
00:39:26Come here!
00:39:36I could have sworn he went this way.
00:39:39Where did he?
00:39:40He gave us the slip.
00:39:48Somehow I managed to get back to Grandpa's room.
00:39:53But Roderick can never find out about this.
00:39:56Because if he does, I'm a dead man.
00:40:00You're in big trouble, young man.
00:40:07Roderick just rolled a 12!
00:40:09That means you've got to fork over half your cards.
00:40:18Come on!
00:40:20Snake Eyes!
00:40:24Put some pants on for the love of Pete.
00:40:30Is there something you want to tell me, little brother?
00:40:33I'll be at him!
00:40:34Grandpa!
00:40:35Can we, can we please change the channel?
00:40:36There's nothing but a bunch of garbage on TV.
00:40:41I like to watch people come and go.
00:40:43Let's go.
00:40:44Oh, okay.
00:40:45Oh!
00:40:46Oh!
00:40:47Oh.
00:40:48I need to go.
00:40:49I need to go.
00:40:50Oh!
00:40:51Oh!
00:40:52Oh!
00:40:53Oh!
00:40:54Oh!
00:40:55Oh!
00:40:56I need to go.
00:40:57Oh!
00:40:58Oh!
00:40:59Oh!
00:41:00Oh!
00:41:01Oh!
00:41:02Come and go very gross you got time to sit in the sauna for two hours
00:41:10But you can't bother yourself to return my vacuum cleaner
00:41:18You're gonna have the clicker
00:41:21And in some disturbing news earlier this evening a peeping Tom was spotted in the women's bathroom at leisure
00:41:32Ah
00:41:37The jump in tonight mind you don't wake up your brother. Oh, yeah, you're right grandpa. There's there's nothing good on TV
00:41:45Ha told you so
00:41:48You know Greg I might be old
00:41:51But I'm no fool. I know what's really going on
00:41:56You do you and your brother aren't here because you want to be here
00:42:01Your parents made you go. That's not true. Grandpa. We wanted to come here
00:42:10Would choose to spend a weekend with an old codger like me
00:42:16I'll tell you this I've enjoyed every second of it. You're good boys. I
00:42:24Guess I know you boys love each other because you spend time together
00:42:30But it wasn't always that way with
00:42:34my boys
00:42:36And now they've grown apart
00:42:38They don't even spend the holidays together. I
00:42:42Just wish they'd work things out when they were young
00:42:46Like you and Roderick have
00:42:49Maybe things would be different now
00:42:54Yeah
00:42:56Hey Greg
00:42:58Rally, I told you not to wear stripes, but I thought we could be twins
00:43:14Yeah
00:43:16See twins
00:43:18Great now. I got a change
00:43:20What did you do your life sciences project on?
00:43:24My what?
00:43:25Your life sciences project
00:43:26It's due today
00:43:27That's due today?
00:43:28Yeah
00:43:29And it's like 25% of our grade
00:43:31Oh man, I forgot all about that project
00:43:33What are you gonna do?
00:43:34Because this project is 25% of our grade
00:43:35I know Rally, let me think
00:43:36Roderick
00:43:38Roderick?
00:43:39No
00:43:40What?
00:43:41What?
00:43:42What are you gonna do?
00:43:43Because this project is 25% of our grade
00:43:45I know Rally, let me think
00:43:52Roderick
00:43:53Roderick?
00:43:54Roderick?
00:43:59Roderick
00:44:00I need your help
00:44:01Calm down Gregory
00:44:02What's got your underwear in a bunch?
00:44:03I've got a life science project to do today
00:44:04I've got a life sciences project to do today.
00:44:06Yeah? And what's that got to do with me?
00:44:09Well, I figured you might know some trick.
00:44:11Some way out of this.
00:44:13Well, you could pretend you're sick.
00:44:15Skip school.
00:44:16Mom would know I'm faking. She always knows.
00:44:19You could tell your teacher Manny ate it.
00:44:21Really, Roderick? That's the best you can come up with?
00:44:28You know I still have dirt on you, right?
00:44:31I can come clean to Mom right now.
00:44:35Hmm. Did you say life sciences?
00:44:37That does ring a bell.
00:44:40Let's see.
00:44:45What are you doing?
00:44:46My life sciences project.
00:44:49And in mint condition, too.
00:44:52Let me see that.
00:44:54Uh-uh-uh-uh.
00:44:55This is some of my best work.
00:44:57That's why I saved it.
00:44:58Awesome. Here, give it.
00:44:59No, sir.
00:45:01This is gonna cost you.
00:45:03Come on, Roderick.
00:45:04Me and you have a partnership.
00:45:06A deal.
00:45:07Yeah, well, our deal doesn't cover this kind of thing.
00:45:10This is extra.
00:45:11Okay.
00:45:12What do you want for it?
00:45:13I want cash.
00:45:15Ugh.
00:45:15I don't have any cash.
00:45:17I'm talking mom bucks.
00:45:18Large bills only.
00:45:20Come on, Roderick.
00:45:21Don't you have enough?
00:45:21No, you can never have enough mom bucks.
00:45:24That's Roger Croll number five.
00:45:26Fine.
00:45:26I'll give you 20.
00:45:27That's fair.
00:45:28Hmm.
00:45:29Actually, you seem a little too eager.
00:45:34Make it 100.
00:45:35Ugh.
00:45:37Fine.
00:45:38But you can't tell anyone about this.
00:45:40I may be a lot of things, but one thing I am not is a snitch.
00:45:44Ray's doing business with you, brother.
00:45:56You got one of Roderick's own projects?
00:45:58But isn't that cheating?
00:46:02It's not cheating.
00:46:03It's gaming the system.
00:46:05I told you not to look at me like that.
00:46:09But what if he got a bad grade?
00:46:11My parents always help Roderick with his homework.
00:46:13So I'm all set.
00:46:14Can I see?
00:46:17Um, Greg, I don't think your parents helped with this one.
00:46:23Give me that.
00:46:24Do plants sneeze?
00:46:27Hypothesis.
00:46:27Plants probably sneeze.
00:46:29Experiment.
00:46:31Conclusion.
00:46:32Plants don't sneeze.
00:46:33Dr. Roderick!
00:46:39Roger!
00:46:50All right!
00:46:53Wow!
00:46:56Oh!
00:47:01Oh, yeah!
00:47:03You lied to me.
00:47:11Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:47:13Not true, bro.
00:47:14You said this was your best work.
00:47:17It was.
00:47:18You should have seen my other school projects.
00:47:22Well, I want my money back.
00:47:25Nori funds.
00:47:26A deal's a deal.
00:47:28Yeah?
00:47:29About that.
00:47:30Let's see if these change your mind.
00:47:34Yo, that's me.
00:47:38Oh, my bad.
00:47:41Please continue, bros.
00:47:44You wouldn't show these to mom or dad.
00:47:46You're no snitch.
00:47:48You have no idea what I'm willing to do.
00:47:51All right, dear.
00:47:53I'll give you your $100 back.
00:47:56You seem a little eager.
00:47:58It's going to cost you approximately $200 mom bucks.
00:48:05Mom bucks?
00:48:08Nice doing business with you, brother.
00:48:11So, do plants sneeze?
00:48:19I'm not going to say I'm proud of myself for what I did.
00:48:23But I learned how to negotiate for the master.
00:48:24To Nope.
00:48:26I'm not going to say I'm proud of myself.
00:48:29I'm not going to say I'm proud of myself.
00:48:30I'm not going to say I'm proud of myself anymore.
00:48:30I'm not going to say I'm proud of myself.
00:48:31That's right.
00:48:31If we shake you.
00:48:33Great.
00:48:33Greg, you need to watch where you're going.
00:48:41Oh, just look at this mess.
00:48:53Huh.
00:48:54I don't believe this.
00:48:55I...
00:48:56A party.
00:48:58Guys, seriously?
00:49:00Counterfeit money.
00:49:01Where did you boys get all this?
00:49:04I knew that bathroom locked.
00:49:06Ha-ha!
00:49:07I am not going crazy.
00:49:09You boys had a party in our home.
00:49:12Somebody could have gotten hurt or worse.
00:49:15See? See?
00:49:16Didn't I tell you it wasn't a good idea for these two to be hanging out?
00:49:19Greg, it might not have been your party, but you helped cover it up.
00:49:24You lied to us.
00:49:26And because of that, you were grounded.
00:49:28No video games or electronics for three weeks.
00:49:31And Roderick, you're the older brother.
00:49:33What kind of example are you setting for Greg?
00:49:36Uh, bad example?
00:49:40You're grounded for a month.
00:49:42Hand over your van keys.
00:49:46Plus, you boys are doing the dishes every night.
00:49:49And don't give me any of this my-body-is-on-the-schedule nonsense.
00:49:53Mom?
00:49:53What, Roderick?
00:49:54So I get that I can't use my van.
00:49:56Totally fair.
00:49:58But I can still go to the talent show if I get a ride.
00:50:00Right?
00:50:01No, Roderick.
00:50:02Grounded means grounded.
00:50:03No extracurricular stuff.
00:50:05But-
00:50:05But-
00:50:06But we-
00:50:07But we've been practicing for months.
00:50:09If I can't play, the other guys won't be able to be in the show.
00:50:11Relations have consequences.
00:50:14What kind of parents would we be if we let you go to the talent show?
00:50:19Good parents?
00:50:23Mom?
00:50:24Yes, Greg?
00:50:25Since Roderick can't be in the talent show, I can't either, right?
00:50:29Because that wouldn't be fair.
00:50:31You are not using this as an excuse to get out of that talent show, Greg.
00:50:36You can't let Rowley down.
00:50:38He's done so much for you.
00:50:40Now, go.
00:50:41Go help your brother with the dishes.
00:50:55So, that was pretty crazy back there, huh?
00:51:05I mean, three weeks and no electronics I expected.
00:51:08But your punishment was a little harsh if you asked me.
00:51:11It wouldn't have happened if you didn't snitch.
00:51:14Hey, whoa!
00:51:15I didn't say anything.
00:51:16You marched right upstairs and went straight to mommy and daddy.
00:51:20You ratted me out.
00:51:22No snitching.
00:51:23That's Roderick rule number one.
00:51:25I thought rule number one was no apostrophes.
00:51:30And besides, that's not what happened.
00:51:32I took you under my wing.
00:51:34I trusted you.
00:51:38Yeah, it's been great.
00:51:41You've taught me a lot.
00:51:43Yeah, and the only reason I did was because you had dirt on me.
00:51:47And now you don't.
00:51:49So watch your back.
00:51:52But...
00:51:53I thought you were cool.
00:51:55Guess I was wrong.
00:51:56Introducing the amazing Rowley Jefferson.
00:52:11And with the wave of my magic wand, the egg has disappeared.
00:52:24Craig, you were supposed to turn the cup upside down before you give it back to me.
00:52:29Huh?
00:52:30Oh, yeah.
00:52:31Next time.
00:52:32If we don't get this right by Friday night, we're never gonna win.
00:52:36We're not gonna win, Rally.
00:52:38We're competing against high schoolers.
00:52:40Well, at least we don't have to go against your brother's band.
00:52:46Yes, we do.
00:52:47They got a replacement drummer.
00:52:49Oh.
00:52:51Hey, I've got an idea.
00:52:53I was thinking maybe I could be the magician and you could be the assistant.
00:52:58It's way more believable that way.
00:53:00But it's my magic set.
00:53:02I got it for my birthday.
00:53:05Okay, okay.
00:53:07Gee whiz.
00:53:08Hey, guys.
00:53:10Hi, Roger.
00:53:11Want to see some magic?
00:53:13Nah.
00:53:14Wouldn't want you to spoil it for me.
00:53:16Save it for the big night.
00:53:17Oh.
00:53:18Okay.
00:53:19Wait.
00:53:19What are you doing up here?
00:53:21I found something on the kitchen table.
00:53:24Thought it might belong to you.
00:53:26Hey!
00:53:27Give it back!
00:53:28Easy there, little brother.
00:53:30I was just returning your property.
00:53:34Wait.
00:53:35You didn't read it, did you?
00:53:37Read it?
00:53:38Way too many words for me.
00:53:43I did look at the pictures, though.
00:53:46And boy, I learned a lot.
00:53:48Like, what really happened at Leisure Towers?
00:53:54That's private.
00:53:56Well, it's about to be public.
00:53:58See, I know people.
00:54:00And those people have little brothers and sisters that go to your school.
00:54:04And I'll bet they're gonna love reading about your little adventure in the women's bathroom.
00:54:08You wouldn't!
00:54:09You ratted me out.
00:54:11These are the consequences.
00:54:15Give me that!
00:54:18Nice catch.
00:54:35Oops.
00:54:40Oh, no!
00:54:42My bad
00:54:45Believe me, I did not want to go to school the next day
00:54:50After Roderick's little text was sent out, my reputation was going to be ruined
00:54:54But I knew I couldn't hide forever, so I just decided to bite the bullet and get it over with
00:55:07All right, Rowley, let's do this
00:55:10Rowley?
00:55:12You got this, Greg
00:55:14Wait, wait, wait, is that Greg Heffield?
00:55:23It took me a few minutes to figure out what was going on
00:55:39Roderick's message went out to all of his friends
00:55:42His friends told their brothers and sisters what happened to me, and they told their friends
00:55:48Just like Roderick planned it
00:55:49But I guess people mix up the facts
00:55:51Because by the time I got to school, the story was totally scrambled
00:55:55Somehow, the story went from me being caught in the ladies' room at Leisure Towers
00:56:01To me sneaking into a bingo game and walking off with the grand prize
00:56:07There you go
00:56:08And the only thing people got right was me getting chased by the security guards
00:56:14But even that stuff got exaggerated
00:56:16Even the thing with the vending machines made it into the story
00:56:30But the facts got mixed up there too
00:56:32I wasn't exactly in a hurry to set the record straight though
00:56:36Because the new version of the story made me look pretty sick
00:56:40So Roderick's plan backfired
00:56:46I got a taste of what it's like to be popular for once
00:56:49Wow, this is so cool, I got his autograph
00:56:51But I knew it wouldn't last
00:56:53Because the second I took the stage as Raleigh's assistant at the talent show
00:56:57My reputation was going to take a nosedive
00:57:00I don't get why I have to go to this thing
00:57:03You're here to cheer on your brother, Roderick
00:57:06And your bandmates
00:57:08Ex-bandmates?
00:57:12Does the Rex Center have a bathroom?
00:57:16Okay, everyone hop out
00:57:29I'll go look for a spot
00:57:31Yo!
00:57:41What's shaking, little man?
00:57:42Uh, nothing much
00:57:43So we heard about your little dust-up over at Leisure Towers
00:57:47The what?
00:57:49Oh, yeah, that
00:57:50Dude, you're a legend
00:57:53An absolute ledge, dude
00:57:55Yeah, I guess
00:57:56So we were thinking
00:57:58If we joined forces tonight, we could win this thing
00:58:03Huh? I don't get it
00:58:05You've got the middle school vote
00:58:06And we've got the high school vote
00:58:08And I've got the mom vote, Dr. Brett
00:58:11What do you mean, join forces?
00:58:13How'd you like to be Loaded Diapers' new drummer?
00:58:18What? I don't know how to play the drums
00:58:20We know your brother's been teaching you
00:58:22Time for the student to become the master
00:58:26Sorry, guys
00:58:27I'm in my friend's magic act
00:58:29I can't get out of it
00:58:31That's where Larry comes in
00:58:33We'll do a clean swap
00:58:35You for him
00:58:37Magic is my real passion
00:58:39Ta-da!
00:58:42I just can't do that to Roderick
00:58:44He's my brother
00:58:45Why don't you just think it over?
00:58:49Maybe this is your turn to shine, my dude
00:58:52I'll think about it
00:59:05That's all we're asking, little man
00:59:08You're a legend, eh?
00:59:38Yeah, thanks
00:59:39Where were you?
00:59:48I just got held up
00:59:50Oh, this is so exciting
01:00:04Ladies and gentlemen
01:00:07Boys and girls
01:00:09Welcome to the Talent Show!
01:00:13Oh, really?
01:00:23Is that...
01:00:24Then the man in orthopedic shoes said
01:00:40I stand corrected
01:00:42I've got to get ready!
01:01:12Bring a leg, Greg
01:01:13Okay
01:01:13Do your best for Rowley
01:01:15Try and look like you're having fun
01:01:17Hey, Greg
01:01:18Can't wait to see you do your magic
01:01:21So uncool
01:01:24Are you ready for some magic, Manny?
01:01:32Yeah!
01:01:33Yes, you are
01:01:34Yes, you are
01:01:35Ladies and gentlemen
01:01:36Boys and girls
01:01:38We have just one question for you
01:01:41Wake up
01:01:42Are you ready for some magic, Manny?
01:01:43Are you ready to rock?
01:01:45Are you ready to rock?
01:01:46Are you ready to rock?
01:01:47Are you ready to rock?
01:01:48Are you ready to rock?
01:01:49Yeah!
01:01:50Now before we explode your eardrums with a blast of pure rock and roll
01:01:55Rock and roll
01:01:56It's time to introduce the newest member of Loaded Diaper
01:02:02Please join me in welcoming Greg Heffley to the stage
01:02:08Greg?
01:02:10Come on, little dude
01:02:20Give him a taste
01:02:21Give him a taste
01:02:22We love you, Greg!
01:02:47Greg!
01:02:48Greg!
01:02:49Greg!
01:02:51Greg!
01:02:52Greg!
01:02:54Greg!
01:02:55Greg!
01:02:57Greg!
01:02:57Greg!
01:03:02Greg!
01:03:03Greg pibe
01:03:05Did you ever Grundy
01:03:14Know you ready to blow the roof off this place?
01:03:17Greg!
01:03:18How do you need to move?
01:03:20Thoughting
01:03:22hey you're missing the show what are you doing out here aren't you supposed to be on stage
01:03:44i don't know it didn't feel right well maybe that's because it's not right
01:03:50you stole my spot just to get back at me for the diary thing pretty much but it wasn't just about
01:03:58payback yeah right i wanted you to be proud of me proud of you for what i know it was dumb
01:04:13i've got something that i've got to get off my chest too i guess i i shouldn't have taken your
01:04:19diary that wasn't cool i don't understand why we can't just get along like normal brothers
01:04:31this is normal brothers fight we just took it too far but do you think we're gonna be all right like
01:04:41in the long run what what do you mean well dad and his brothers don't even see each other on
01:04:48holidays anymore is that gonna happen to us
01:04:57heck yeah we're gonna see each other in the holidays we're family
01:05:00but i am not hosting too much work okay deal listen me and you are gonna have our battles
01:05:13but i really hope you know that when the chips are down and i mean really down i'm gonna have your back
01:05:20you better have mine because it's the heffley brothers against the world the heffley brothers
01:05:33so are you gonna keep sitting out here you're gonna go make me proud
01:05:37yeah about that these don't belong to me
01:05:47like you said there's only one roger and that's you
01:05:55wait a second i'm still grounded oh yeah i forgot about that oh well roger girl number
01:06:0110. always go out in a blaze of glory
01:06:08stand by uh we're just having some uh catch people difficulties
01:06:15all right please welcome loaded diapers original
01:06:22rogerick hapley
01:06:27what rogerick
01:06:31rogerick
01:06:40we love you rogerick
01:06:47greg you do understand that you're both grounded
01:06:52yeah i know roderick isn't supposed to be up there so we have no choice but to extend your punishment
01:07:01it's worth it it's worth it he's my brother i've got his back
01:07:09you're raising some good boys there son
01:07:12yeah
01:07:21All right!
01:07:34Oh, yeah!
01:07:35Yippee!
01:07:36Woo-hoo!
01:07:37Woo-hoo!
01:07:39Woo!
01:07:40Yeah!
01:07:43You never like dance!
01:07:46Sing a set dance to the ground!
01:07:48Woo!
01:07:50Come on!
01:07:51You never miss it!
01:07:53So we turned up, I'm down!
01:07:57Huh?
01:07:58And now you're waking!
01:08:01And you're staying on stage!
01:08:04Yeah!
01:08:04Yeah!
01:08:07That's why you're shaking!
01:08:09Woo-hoo!
01:08:10Woo-hoo!
01:08:11That's my guy!
01:08:14Your arms are waving as you get on your feet!
01:08:17Your food is swaying like you!
01:08:20You ate some bad meat, so we sang!
01:08:22Can you smell us now?
01:08:26Filling up your mouth and then you're mopping your brow!
01:08:29Come on!
01:08:30Can you smell us now?
01:08:32Susan?
01:08:33Yeah!
01:08:34Yeah!
01:08:34Yeah!
01:08:34Woo-hoo!
01:08:35Woo-hoo!
01:08:36Can you smell us now?
01:08:37Can you smell us now?
01:08:41Susan, you're bunions!
01:08:42Woo!
01:08:42Woo!
01:08:43Woo!
01:08:43Woo!
01:08:44Woo!
01:08:44Woo!
01:08:45Woo!
01:08:46Woo!
01:08:46Woo!
01:08:47Woo!
01:08:47Woo!
01:08:54See, I can't...
01:08:55See, I can't unsee that!
01:08:56That's right!
01:08:58Woo!
01:08:58Woo!
01:08:59Woo!
01:09:00Woo!
01:09:01Even after all that, Loaded Diaper didn't win the talent show.
01:09:06First place went to the amazing Raleigh Jefferson and his assistant, Larry the Wonderful.
01:09:13But it wasn't all bad news for Logic and his band.
01:09:16Thanks to mom, their music reached a whole new audience.
01:09:18I'm really not too worried about me and Roger growing apart.
01:09:32Sure, we'll have our ups and downs, but for now, we're cool.
01:13:56You
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