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00:00Look at this, look at that!
00:06Touring contest is the Monster Mash Battle Royale.
00:11In the ring from India, standing over seven feet tall,
00:15weighing in at 420 pounds, The Great Khali.
00:21Let me be more specific than our ring announcer, Tony Chima.
00:24He's not just over seven feet tall, he's all of seven feet three inches tall.
00:29Is the towering Great Khali, former World Heavyweight Champion.
00:33From Sillsby, Texas, weighing in at 390 pounds,
00:39is the World's Strongest Man, Mark Henry.
00:44That's a whole lot of bad attitude walking down the aisle, Joey.
00:48Talk about straight up power in the World's Strongest Man, Mark Henry.
00:52Oh, I can't wait for this Monster Mash Battle Royale.
00:56I want to see Henry pick up Khali if he can.
00:59From Harlem, New York, weighing in at 487 pounds, Big Daddy Speed.
01:12Oh, man. Planet-like. Earth's shaking.
01:17Look at the amount of mass that is accumulating in our ring right now.
01:22We have to reinforce this ring a lot.
01:25I would think so with nearly a ton, over 1,700 pounds.
01:32Listen, man, Big Daddy D, in my opinion, walking out of this
01:36Monster Mash Battle Royale winner.
01:38That's the way I see it, my view.
01:40That man right there, that's this.
01:43Oh!
01:44Maybe I scored too soon, you think?
01:49And weighing in at 323 pounds, Kane!
01:56All right, aside from the sheer size of the superstars in the ring, let's break it down.
02:01Kane is a former WWE Champion.
02:03The Great Khali, a former World Heavyweight Champion.
02:07Big Daddy V right now, arguably the most dominating force in all of WWE.
02:13And Mark Henry is without question.
02:15That's not just a marketing slogan, the World's Strongest Man.
02:18Looks like the three monstrous men pointed out Kane.
02:22Maybe out to try and get rid of Kane.
02:23Maybe there's a game plan between Henry, Big Daddy V, and Khali.
02:27If that's the case, then Kane doesn't stand a chance.
02:30Nor would any more than Randy.
02:32Oh, wait a minute, some bad blood here now.
02:34Big Daddy V and Mark Henry, here we go.
02:36Well, that alliance has certainly broken down, and here we go, fists are flying.
02:40Boom!
02:41Like the irresistible force makes the immovable object, watch out!
02:47900 pounds colliding in the center of the ring, here we go, and get it!
02:53Oh, man!
02:55Did our table just move?
02:57This building almost hit Montauk.
03:00You gotta be kidding me.
03:01What?
03:02It's like a call wreck right on the LA.
03:05Look at the size of these monsters, unbelievable.
03:08It's like two tanks hitting each other.
03:10Uh-oh, uh-oh.
03:11You know, Khali and Kane, they hooked up to WrestleMania 23.
03:16Kane's got a score to settle with the Punjabi Nightmare.
03:20Hey, listen, man, there's simple rules right here.
03:24Over the top rope, each man gets thrown out.
03:26The last man standing more or less is the winner.
03:28Over the top rope, both feet hit the floor.
03:30It's a four-man battle royal who put together more weight.
03:33Look at this, look at the power of the world.
03:37August, man.
03:38God, he's a monster, Mark Henry, so powerful.
03:41My God, what an uppercut.
03:43Keep him up, keep him up.
03:45Kane throwing those big soup bowls.
03:48The dangerous and dark, the big red machine.
03:51Uh-oh.
03:52Oh, wait, wait, Big Daddy V.
03:54Big Daddy V's looking to manhandle Kane.
03:57I'd like to point out right now that, again, this is a great example
04:00of the working relationship between ECW and SmackDown as Kane,
04:03Mark Henry, and the great Khali all representing SmackDown.
04:10Big Daddy V is the only official ECW superstar in this Monster Mash Battle Royal.
04:15There's only one place to do a Monster Mash Battle Royal with these four
04:18Bohemans, this right here in ECW, maybe live on SyFy.
04:22That's how we roll.
04:23A better way to spend all Hallows Eve than with four man monsters in the same
04:28ring at the same time.
04:30It's like Battle of the Gargantuans.
04:32Who's gonna go out first?
04:34Who's gonna be the last man in there?
04:36It's like watching a real-life monster movie.
04:39My God.
04:41Mark Henry, like a marachi crunch, but Khali caught the bulk of it too.
04:47Mark Henry never saw it coming.
04:49Big Daddy V getting that 485 pounds moving.
04:53We talked about it.
04:54It's amazing how fast Big Daddy V moves for a 500 pounder.
04:58Big Daddy V, he couldn't even stop his own momentum.
05:01He's so big.
05:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:03Look at this, Joe.
05:04Look at Kane trying to get Big Daddy V out of the ring.
05:06Look at the power of Kane.
05:07No!
05:09My pick is out already.
05:11His pick is gone.
05:12Big Daddy V has been.
05:15What the hell did that happen?
05:16I don't know.
05:17The Khali vibes from the hands of the great Khali.
05:20Compressing the skull of Kane and now compressing the skull of Mark Henry.
05:25My God.
05:26Are you kidding me?
05:27Just a bunch.
05:30Well, now went down to, wait a minute, wait a minute.
05:33He's out.
05:34He's out.
05:35He's out.
05:36Both gigantic feet hit the floor.
05:38Now we're down to two men.
05:39Kane.
05:40The most strongest man, Mark Henry and Kane, who met last Friday on SmackDown.
05:45And Mark Henry's looking for payback.
05:47That uppercut by Kane is lethal.
05:51Right now, nobody knows that better than Mark Henry.
05:54It's nowhere for Mark Henry to go.
05:57Kane in the corner, tries to see Kevin.
05:59No way.
06:00Can Kane get him off?
06:01Wait a minute, wait a minute.
06:03Henry weighs 395 pounds, Kane, with everything he's got.
06:07Well, it's not just that, Joe Kane.
06:09I'm sorry, Mark Henry's got such a powerful lower body.
06:12He keeps his weight on the ground.
06:14It's tough for Kane to get Mark Henry's hips above his own.
06:18What a boot weight and a must weight of Mark Henry.
06:22Kane now going up to the outside.
06:25Uh-oh.
06:26Uh-oh, Kane can fly when he wants that.
06:28Big red machine.
06:29No, got caught.
06:31My God, the power of Mark Henry just like that.
06:35You gotta be kidding me.
06:37Here's your winner, the world's strongest man, Mark.
06:41Mark Henry.
06:43Mark Henry wins the Box The Man Battle Royal.
06:47What a display of power by Mark Henry.
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