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Childhood favourite game show Takeshi castle

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00:00Konnichiwa, Watashina, Noname, Craig Charles, Desu!
00:06And I hope you're in a special mood today!
00:09Why do I ask?
00:10Because we've got the mums, the dads and of course the kids!
00:14You ask for it, you've got it!
00:16It's a kiddie special!
00:19Don't forget your aunties!
00:21Because coming up we're getting knocked down in whack the stack!
00:25Wahoo!
00:27We're going the wrong way in the honeycomb maze!
00:33And we've got a double dose of dominoes!
00:38So I hope your penguin's not hiding anywhere silly!
00:42He might miss Takeshi's castle!
00:55General Lee has taken the suppositories!
01:01He's gathered 100 physically fit families!
01:05Frantic to face the far-fetched fun and games!
01:09On the path to the final showdown!
01:11Everybody's wearing a retainer!
01:14Double PE!
01:16This way a warm up!
01:20With the honeycomb maze!
01:23You've got to get from one side of the maze to the other!
01:27Come up the door that needs to try and land!
01:30You go through!
01:31100 contestants!
01:33All ably aided by their children!
01:37There's the kid at the top!
01:39Shouting down instructions!
01:41Oh! Body slips the guard there!
01:46Ohhhh!
01:48And he ends up in there!
01:50His son did that deliberately to him!
01:54He seems keen, he seems eager!
01:59He's moving at speed!
02:00With no direction!
02:02We're going!
02:03He's a liar!
02:04But he wasn't a coward in custody!
02:05He had the bottle!
02:06And he was a coward!
02:07With no direction.
02:13I'm not kidding.
02:15I'm not kidding.
02:25But he wasn't accountable.
02:27He had the ball trying to take on the guards.
02:31Wrong door though.
02:33Left his GPS at home.
02:37He wasn't listening to his kids at all.
02:49Alrighty then.
02:51Oh.
02:53Body swerves back over on door.
02:55Go on.
02:57Go on.
02:59Go on.
03:01Go on.
03:03Go on.
03:05Go on.
03:07Yes.
03:09She goes through.
03:11I'm not sure how much the kid helped.
03:15Too much haste.
03:29Not enough sense.
03:31Go on.
03:33Go on.
03:35Go on.
03:37Go on.
03:39Sharp directions.
03:41There you go.
03:43He's telling them to come into the room.
03:45Go back.
03:47Oh yes.
03:48Yes.
03:49Oh.
03:50Caught at the last.
03:51By animals.
03:53We have three.
03:55Black-water.
03:57Black-handed guards in.
04:01Oh there to blacken your reputation.
04:05And your face.
04:07Send you into the drink.
04:09Very elegant dives.
04:11Very elegant dives.
04:13Oh that cold water has gone up his leg.
04:15You can see bits floating in it.
04:17Roared untreated sewage.
04:19For my ridiculous replay I've chosen this mother and son set.
04:23It's amazing to see her listening to her kid.
04:25If that was my mum she'd have given me a clip round the ear.
04:27And told me to keep my opinion to meself.
04:29Next up.
04:30Slip wait.
04:31Aided and then abetted this time.
04:32For our kiddie special.
04:33Looks like the space shuttle.
04:34Can it dock at Cape Canaveral?
04:35No it can't.
04:36Gotta stick the landing on the green arrow.
04:37Alright mum if she wants to drive.
04:38Let her drive.
04:39Let her drive.
04:40Oh.
04:41Oh.
04:42Oh.
04:43Oh.
04:44Oh.
04:45Oh.
04:46Oh.
04:47Oh.
04:48Oh.
04:49Oh.
04:50Oh.
04:51Oh.
04:52Oh.
04:53Oh.
04:54Oh.
04:55Oh.
04:56Oh.
04:57Oh.
04:59Oh.
05:00Oh.
05:01Oh.
05:02Oh.
05:03Oh.
05:04Oh.
05:05Oh.
05:06Oh.
05:07Oh.
05:08Oh.
05:09Oh.
05:10Oh no.
05:11I think it's going to come down in the drain.
05:13Oh.
05:14They'll be looking for the black box recorder now.
05:16Oh.
05:17Oh.
05:18Oh.
05:19Oh.
05:20Oh.
05:21Oh.
05:22Oh.
05:23Oh.
05:24Oh.
05:25Oh.
05:26Oh.
05:27Oh.
05:28Oh.
05:29Oh.
05:30Oh.
05:31Oh.
05:32Oh.
05:33Oh.
05:34Oh.
05:35Oh.
05:36There's a huge cancel.
05:38Oh! Look at him!
05:40Dressed like a crow.
05:42There she do.
05:56Oh, is it a bit too hard?
05:58Yes, he's got to go.
06:02Couldn't even redistribute his weight
06:04to the back of the plane.
06:10Look at that.
06:13Nosedives into the ocean.
06:15Slight pretty much over.
06:25Oh!
06:26Gives that some legs.
06:28Oh, I don't think so.
06:34Oh, yes! It's engine there! Ever closer!
06:38Oh, yes! Nailed it!
06:40And all the time she was sitting with her head between her knees,
06:44behind her mother holding her baby.
06:46It's always the same on those cards.
06:50Planes only fly when more than 50% of the passengers believe they can.
06:56When I get on a plane, I always make sure people are believers.
07:00You know, I don't know.
07:02I don't know.
07:04I don't know.
07:05I don't know.
07:06I don't know.
07:07I don't know.
07:08You know, I don't know.
07:10I don't know.
07:12Of course, that has led sometimes to...
07:14A nasty instance with cars with blue lights waiting for me on the tarmac.
07:19That's come up waiting short!
07:21Waiting short!
07:22Waiting short!
07:23Didn't even get off the runway!
07:26For my ridiculous replay, it's got to be this vocal mother and daughter mixture.
07:37She's praying for success.
07:40But the crow gets his way.
07:43She's so ashamed.
07:45She wants to be adopted.
07:47I don't know.
07:49Coming up in part two.
07:51We're getting all strung out, you dominoes.
07:54We're coming down quite heavy.
07:56Whack the stack.
07:57As my old dad used to say, we're not going on no bleeding game show.
08:01Welcome back to part two.
08:03Have we got piles of fun for you?
08:05Lovely barnet.
08:06Shame about the dancing bear.
08:08Right in the Ted Evans.
08:10Right!
08:11Time for dominoes.
08:12Look at them tethered together here.
08:22New variation on dominoes!
08:24Oh!
08:25He brings her down.
08:28Thompson's wins there.
08:29Part of the rainbow warriors.
08:30Keeping the close eye on our contestants.
08:31He brought her down.
08:32Thanks for that dad.
08:33She'll never let him.
08:34Pick it up outside school again.
08:35You got him down.
08:36Come on.
08:38Come on!
08:39Come on!
08:40Give it up!
08:42Give it!
08:43Come on!
08:44Come on!
08:54Come on!
08:58Come on!
08:59Come on!
09:00Come on!
09:01Call them!
09:02Come on!
09:04Give the kid a chance!
09:17Oh dear!
09:20Oh dear!
09:26How to be embarrassed by your parents the Japanese way!
09:32Next minute you'll be one to pick it up outside discos!
09:38Take it easy Dan, here we go!
09:40Yes!
09:41Come on!
09:43Him with a great chance!
09:44And they're through!
09:45That's the way you do it!
09:56Oh no!
09:57All going a bit fast!
10:02Come on!
10:03Come on!
10:07Matching outfits!
10:09What kid wants to get dressed up like their parents?
10:12All very odd if you ask me!
10:17On her back!
10:18Out of the gate!
10:19She would've prepared the tension of course!
10:25They got the synchronicity!
10:26The answer of course is not!
10:28He'll never be able to show his face on the school playground again!
10:33So you don't have to tell him he was lousy!
10:34Power was bad!
10:35Knocked him off his feet!
10:36There's laws against this in England but this is my ridiculous replay!
10:39Stunning show of synchronicity!
10:40That's how it should be done!
10:41Nice one Mr. Magoo!
10:42Let's have a crack!
10:43Whack the stack!
10:44Oh!
10:45Oh!
10:46Oh no!
10:48Oh, you're so cool!
10:49Oh!
10:50What?
10:51Oh no!
10:52This is my ridiculous replay!
10:53How are you?
10:54Oh!
10:55Oh no!
10:56Oh!
10:57Oh no!
10:58Oh no!
10:59Oh no!
11:00Oh!
11:01Oh no!
11:02Oh no!
11:03Oh no!
11:04Oh no!
11:05Oh no!
11:06Oh no!
11:07Oh no!
11:08Oh no!
11:09Oh no!
11:10Oh no!
11:11Oh no!
11:12Oh no!
11:13If he couldn't have lower a cane, down quite heavily on his wrist.
11:26Of course, girls!
11:35Not noted for having a problem with whack-a-snack.
11:41No technique either.
11:45Is that Mum or Grandma?
11:51Oh dear, how heavy that hammer is!
11:59She hesitates, tries to dummy her daughter.
12:05Well done!
12:07She came down wrong.
12:09Okay, well done though Mum.
12:11Gave it all she could.
12:13There's father and son now.
12:15He looks a bit too young to be whacking the stack.
12:19Oh!
12:21Oh!
12:23Oh!
12:25Oh!
12:27Oh!
12:29Belly flops out of the game!
12:31Oh!
12:33Knocked the wind out of him!
12:35Oh!
12:36Oh!
12:37Oh!
12:38Oh!
12:39Oh!
12:41Social Services won the world with him after the game.
12:45I wonder which way around it is.
12:57Do the kids bribe the parents to get on the show?
12:59Do the parents bribe the children?
13:03Oh!
13:04She's teetering there!
13:05I can't see much chance here now.
13:09Oh!
13:10Oh!
13:11Oh!
13:12Oh!
13:13Oh!
13:14Oh!
13:15Oh!
13:16Oh!
13:17Oh!
13:18Oh!
13:19Oh!
13:20Oh!
13:21Oh!
13:22Oh!
13:23Oh!
13:24Oh!
13:25Oh!
13:26with their old man and then my ridiculous replay a virtually impossible starting position they
13:33hammered their way through to the next round along with 38 other families in the next round
13:40hold on to your hats it's bridge ball
13:42be far better if they put the kids on the bridge let's see how accurate the kids can be though
14:00and let's see if they're from balance families
14:12oh he's doing all right got that one on the head the kid is balance and again
14:42come on daddy keep holding the ball and protect yourself at all times looking a bit vulnerable
14:50that stance oh no he's gone floundering in the net like a hurried headache
14:59come on he's walking as though he's got hemorrhoids
15:12not a pleasant complaint i've been assured
15:27he's doing oh no can he correct himself now
15:39he's got the same dad forget your hemorrhoids get to the other side
15:53what is he doing he's mating with that bridge
15:58trying to make a little drawbridge or something
16:11coming back from the golden ball a good recovery by him here he goes obsessed with those piles
16:20oh he's going over again come on dad it's getting dark out there
16:34i don't know what's going on
16:37because i'm going to get down there
16:40street flash
16:43oh that's not a threat
16:48She was scared to turn around and catch the ball, what chance does she stand?
16:58Good shot from the GM, oh right, right on the money, she's out of the game.
17:06Disappointed daughter, never mind.
17:18Looks like a construction work of a building site. Looks like the foreman.
17:28This bridge is wobbly.
17:39Very vocal little lad there, shouting his dad on.
17:43Is that doing well? Brushing off the attention of the Emerald Gods.
17:50And the cannon.
17:56Proves it can be done. He wasn't cannon fodder, was he lad?
18:00Nah, it's my dad.
18:02My ridiculous replay. It's gotta be this mellow yellow Submariner, dispatched like a mafia hit.
18:16Two to the head, and he hits the deck.
18:19Just time to look back and hang on our furious flashback and see how our unclear nuclear families flip-flopped and fell out of the competition.
18:28Oh, that's just giving up.
18:33Oh dear, what was that all about?
18:37He's a happy, gladdy, jappy, jappy.
18:43Time for the final showdown, and a lucky seven dynamic.
18:46Dynasties crawl out of the pipe, and into the car park, and prepare to unleash hell on the Emerald God, come on!
18:54You have to stop your ring from being penetrated, there's the Emerald God, elite forces.
19:05Highly trained, highly accurate, highly loyal to counter Keshi himself.
19:14If your ring gets penetrated, you're out the game.
19:20And you've come all this way for nothing.
19:23A lot of our contestants have gone home empty-handed.
19:26I'm sure Takeshi's Castle fans will be aware of that.
19:30But we live in hope.
19:32Nice to see those guys working.
19:34Haven't seen them since the 70s, and Monkey was at the water margin.
19:42Emerald God swarming all over our contestants.
19:47Seven families through.
19:49It's been piles of fun for the kids.
19:51We're hanging on in there.
20:00There's the cannon cam.
20:02Lovely shot, that.
20:08Young mister and master.
20:18Fighting away.
20:19Count himself there.
20:23Count himself there.
20:24That's what we drove into him there.
20:38A lot of tension out there.
20:41Emerald God dismounted.
20:42He's back on his dinky darling now though.
20:46Oh, another one bites the dust.
20:49What's going on now?
20:51What's going on now?
20:52It's close this.
20:53It's going down to the wire.
20:54There's a contestant still in it.
20:55It's a contestant still in it.
20:56The count's himself taking apart.
20:57The count's himself taking apart.
20:58It's a contestant still in it.
20:59The count's himself taking apart.
21:00It's a contestant still in it.
21:01The count's himself taking a pound in general league.
21:02It's having the contestant to turn around and
21:03the contestant still in it.
21:04The count's himself taking a pound in general league.
21:07Telling the contestant to turn around and come back again.
21:08The last one has fallen.
21:09No way.
21:10It's a contestant still in it.
21:11The count's himself taking a pound in general league.
21:12Telling the contestant to turn around and come back again.
21:14The last one has fallen.
21:15No way.
21:16No way.
21:17No way.
21:18And no way.
21:19No way.
21:20No way.
21:21No way.
21:22No way.
21:24Oh, there's a contestant still in it.
21:25There's a contestant still in it.
21:26The count himself taking a pound in general league.
21:28It's having the contestant to turn around and come back again.
21:33The last one has fallen.
21:37No winners this time onto Keshi's castle.
21:38All in the fro.
21:43The Count's studying his ring very closely. We may have to go to the General for a Steward's Inquiry here.
21:50Sekeshi's ring looks very purple. I think I can see a hole, can I, General?
21:56There's a lot of debate going on here. We need a close-up, really.
22:02The General's having a closer look. Don't touch it. You don't want to make it worse.
22:08The Count's still smiling. We need a proper close-up. There's definitely a hole.
22:15We have a winner. Finally, someone has claimed back their teeth.
22:21That's a box containing their teeth and one missing left spud.
22:25A round of applause. Apparently the surgeons can sew the spud back on.
22:33The dentists can put the teeth back in. We've got a winner.
22:39Well deserved. A big shout for the Japanese sponsors who are Alcoholics Anonymous of Osaka.
22:47Join us next time on Takeshi's Castle when the General's in the castle.
22:52And the Emerald Guard and Count Takeshi have to get it back. Sayonara.