Corrie Beth Tinker vs Dave her Date/Dave Punches Kirk 17th September 2012 Ep 1

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Beth's internet date with Dave is a total disaster. Kirk comes to her rescue and after a scuffle with Dave

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00:00Rolls on the beach, cuddling up on the sofa watching a DVD.

00:04What's your favourite DVD?

00:06Anything with martial arts, isn't it?

00:08I don't look, eh?

00:09Know what I mean?

00:10It's got quite a collection.

00:14I like anything with Rhys Witherspoon in.

00:17She takes a lovely part.

00:22Erm, where do you see yourself in ten years' time?

00:26I'd like to be settled down.

00:27My own place, happily married.

00:29But I don't mind not marrying.

00:31More than happy to live over at Rush.

00:33I know where I see myself in ten minutes' time.

00:35Oh, aye.

00:35On my sheepskin rug, having a roll around.

00:38Oh, but I'm bored already.

00:40Look, I don't really do conversation, do you know what I mean?

00:42So, what do you think?

00:44It's a nice sheepskin rug.

00:45I mean, it's not real, but it looks it.

00:48I don't know what sort of woman you think I am.

00:50Well, you're a nose-green chicken, love.

00:52I know that much.

00:53If you were a nose, I'd have put you out to pasture.

00:56So, shut up, sup up, let's get a wriggle up.

00:59I can't go back with you, Dave.

01:00Why?

01:01I just can't.

01:03Why not?

01:04I mean, give me one good reason.

01:05Your shirt's all wet.

01:07Eh?

01:07It's not wet.

01:08It's now!

01:09Hey, cheeky mare!

01:17You can't do that and get away with it.

01:19Well, then, don't treat me like a piece of meat!

01:20Look at Stacey, what are you expecting me to do?

01:23Is everything all right, Beth?

01:24Ah!

01:24Oh, am I glad to see you!

01:26Who's this joke?

01:27Shut up, it's me mate!

01:29Local assignment's been let out, has it?

01:30Why don't you give it a rest?

01:32Your girlfriend's a tease.

01:33And you're an idiot!

01:34Shut up!

01:34Ah!

01:35Ah!

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