Emmerdale Kev Townsend & Matty Clash 22nd October 2025

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Tensions flare when Matty asks Robert about a tractor he still hasn't fixed for the farm. Kev takes offence at Matty's tone and lunges for him, forcing Robert to intervene before the situation escalates.  In the Woolpack, Matty accidentally bumps into Kev, spilling two freshly poured pints. Though visibly irritated, Kev keeps his cool and assures Robert that he's trying to change his ways.

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00:00I'll tell you where there's a really good one.

00:03There's a place in Hotton.

00:05Oi!

00:06Are you ignoring my mum or what?

00:08Sorry?

00:09You promised you'd get that tractor sorted, we're going to be behind now.

00:12Does he work with you or for you?

00:13He's the colonist's son.

00:15He's got a coroner's inquest this week and the tractor was my fault.

00:18Kev, his wife's just died.

00:20Yeah, well, my condolences and all that, but...

00:23Why does that mean he gets to talk to you like that?

00:26Sorry, who are you?

00:28I'm his mate.

00:30Right.

00:31Well, that means that this farmer's got absolutely nothing to do with you, sir.

00:34Keep your nose out.

00:35Hey, Kev, Kev, don't.

00:36Just breathe.

00:39You know what?

00:40You should probably smile more.

00:42You never know when you're going to lose all your teeth.

00:44Mate, I'm sorry.

00:45He doesn't mean any harm.

00:46Come on, Kev.

00:53Busy day?

00:55Yes, but by no means a bad one.

00:58Do you know what this one did?

01:00Offering discounted services to fellows of a certain age who book in to get a prostate exam.

01:05Yeah.

01:06Somehow it cost me a new set of tyres on Lydia's car.

01:09Because you needed it.

01:11And will it stop Lydia pecking your head?

01:13She's never even mentioned the tyres.

01:15How about you getting up half a night for a was?

01:17Oh.

01:18Aye.

01:19Yeah.

01:20Probably.

01:21Yeah.

01:22Well, job done then, eh?

01:23Seriously though, it's a good thing you lot have organised.

01:26And who knows?

01:27You may have even saved a few lives today.

01:29He's got a point.

01:30Look.

01:31Couldn't you just stop going on about it and get us a pint?

01:33This is the first time I've been in a brewery over 20 years.

01:38Have you spilled a smoke?

01:39Well, you can't now, so don't get any ideas.

01:42As if.

01:43This bloody is a temple.

01:45There's enough people worshipping it anyway.

01:47Oh, sorry.

01:49Do you want to watch where you're going?

01:51Right, it's just an accident.

01:53Is there a problem?

02:02No.

02:05No, not for me.

02:08What are you saying?

02:09No, I'm done.

02:10Yeah.

02:11Yeah, it's fine.

02:19You see, I'm trying.

02:21For you.

02:23You see.

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