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Love Island UK is a popular reality dating show where contestants live in a luxurious villa, coupling up to find love and win a cash prize. This episode continues the drama and romance as islanders navigate new relationships, challenges, and potential eliminations. Tensions rise and alliances shift as the search for true love intensifies under the Mediterranean sun.

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00:14Previously on Love Island.
00:17Sweet dreams are made of the end.
00:20I want us to be back at how we were before.
00:23Unfinished business.
00:24I want all of you, like I don't just want to be your mate, do you know what I mean?
00:26It's like all or nothing.
00:27Love Triangles.
00:30They're going to the hideaway.
00:31We could be in trouble after tonight.
00:32It's a risk you've got to take sometimes.
00:33She's such a sneak bitch.
00:37We did have a kiss.
00:38You're weird.
00:39He took me to the hideaway, mate.
00:42And a double departure.
00:45Those with the fewest votes will be at risk of being dumped from the island tonight.
00:49Ben.
00:51Rommel.
00:53Aaron.
00:54Tyne.
00:55Shakira.
00:56Megan.
00:57The boy.
01:01The girl.
01:02With the fewest votes.
01:03And therefore dumped from the island is.
01:06Is.
01:08Rommel.
01:10Megan.
01:10Oh, that looks juicy.
01:21It's snog.
01:22Oh, my God.
01:25The hands.
01:26Barry.
01:28Don't drop it.
01:30Pie.
01:31Open your eyes.
01:33Everything's just gone to shit.
01:35Oh, Yeah.
01:35Oh, no.
01:52Megan and Rommel are dumped, so very, very sad.
02:05Although on the plus side, Aleema wanted to avoid Rommel tonight
02:09and that's going to be a piece of cake now, every cloud, eh?
02:12I'm still not healing, cos you're the one I've spoken with.
02:23You're blessed, man. You're blessed.
02:27Keep your head up, bro. You're blessed.
02:31I can't believe it. My heart's frozen.
02:36There's nothing you can do. Keep slaying for me, guys.
02:40When we feel like you're going to leave, it's your way.
02:47Genuinely, like, I was, like, so happy last couple of days.
02:51Just getting to know you.
02:53I don't even know what to do today, honestly.
02:57It's really rare that I would get the girl who I actually really, really wanted, like.
03:03You want it for me? Yeah, I'll leave it for you.
03:06I have to give you this as well.
03:09It's been real. It's been, it's been, it's been love.
03:13And I wish the best to all of you.
03:15I love every single one years. I'm gonna miss Chazal.
03:17Love you, Robaya. Love you, Megan.
03:19See you, guys.
03:21See you, guys.
03:22See you, guys.
03:23My time in Nabila was fun.
03:25Spontaneous.
03:26I don't regret anything that I've done.
03:27The only thing I might change is, you know, actually, you know,
03:28I'm going to miss Chazal.
03:29It's been real. It's been, it's been, it's been, it's been love.
03:33And I wish the best to all of you.
03:35I love every single one years.
03:36I'm gonna miss Chazal.
03:37Love you, Robaya. Love you, Megan.
03:38See you, guys.
03:39My time in Nabila was fun. Spontaneous. I don't regret anything that I've done. The only thing I might change is, you know, actually recoupling up with, you know, Poppy.
03:43It's a bit shit time for me, personally, because, obviously, I was starting to see things through with Connor, and that was a tough goodbye, but, uh, it is what it is, though, with our hands.
03:56Oh, my God.
03:57I love you, Robaya.
03:58I love you, Robaya.
03:59I love you, Robaya.
04:00My time in Nabila was fun. Spontaneous. I don't regret anything that I've done. The only thing I might change is, you know, actually recoupling up with, you know, Poppy.
04:08It's a bit shit time for me, personally, because, obviously, I was starting to see things through with Connor, and that was a tough goodbye, but, uh, it is what it is, though, with our hands.
04:12All that I wanted
04:17Wasn't all that you needed
04:23Oh, Megan as well, mate. I can't believe that.
04:27I can't believe that.
04:28Bro, I didn't even expect her to be in the bottom three, bro.
04:31You all right, Con?
04:33Yeah.
04:34I know you don't want to talk now, but just talk to us whenever you're ready, mate.
04:41Yeah.
04:42We all know how hard that is, mate.
04:47I feel so bad for Connor.
04:49That could have been any one of us.
04:52I thought it was me for sure.
04:54First look at you, baby, I have.
04:57Thankful.
04:59When Connor heard the news that Megan was leaving, his heart leapt right up to the top of his head, and apparently it got stuck there.
05:09I genuinely, like, 100%, hand on my heart, firstly, do not think that anyone is going to come through that door who I fancy more.
05:19With Megan, I feel like I'd actually look at her as a girlfriend on the outside, like, 100%.
05:24I genuinely think, like, I was looking at her all the time, like, the only thing I was thinking is, could you be my girlfriend, could you be my girlfriend?
05:29Yeah.
05:30And every time I was like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, there was nothing to say no.
05:33Yeah.
05:35Talk to me.
05:38So we're both in a shit place with our men.
05:40Yeah.
05:41We are.
05:42He sat here and lied to my vase, and lied to my vase, and lied to my vase, and lied to my vase.
05:46I know.
05:49You okay, my love?
05:54Oh, my God, he just grabbed Helen's waist.
05:57Oh, my God, I can't.
05:58He's given her more affection than you.
06:01Um, let's go.
06:03Oh.
06:04We're getting daggers.
06:05We're getting absolute daggers.
06:06Hey, me and you?
06:07Yeah.
06:08That's actually a piss take.
06:09I hate men.
06:10They'll go to the hideaway together.
06:11How are you feeling?
06:12Yeah, I feel alright.
06:14Just shit, do we lose him again?
06:16Oh, yeah.
06:17He's a crush his friend in here, innit?
06:18Mm-hm.
06:19Yeah.
06:20Oh, my God, he's such an idiot.
06:22I would say maybe he's getting confused with the red dresses, but he knows what he's doing.
06:27I just wanted to check he was okay.
06:29Yeah, I'm good.
06:30Yeah?
06:31Oh, my God, look at them.
06:32Oh, my God.
06:33She, like, had her head on his shoulder and stuff.
06:37Oh, God.
06:38How do you feel about the whole, obviously, Tony situation as well?
06:41Like, she's basically just making out that, like, I broke girl code and stuff like that.
06:42But I was thinking, but you're not really my girl in here.
06:43I'd be breaking girl code if I did it to, like...
06:44Your close girl, don't you?
06:45...Meg or Megan or Emily.
06:46No.
06:47But, like, they're not my mates.
06:48What was she saying to you?
06:49Um, she expected me to, like, pull her and tell her first.
06:50I'm like, why was I, why was I ever going to do that?
06:51You know what I mean?
06:52I'm like, that's what I was saying to her.
06:53I was like, I don't know why you thought I was going to come up to you.
06:54And preempt that I might be going to the hideaway.
06:55And when I was and I'm like, yeah, that's what I was saying to her.
06:56And you're saying it's like I was aware of this whole thing.
06:58Yeah.
06:59What have you been saying to you?
07:01She expected me to pull her and tell her first.
07:04I'm like, why was I ever going to do that, you know what I mean?
07:07I'm like, that's what I was saying to her, I was like,
07:09I don't know why you thought I was going to come up to you
07:12and pre-empt that I might be going to the hideaway.
07:14And we might kiss.
07:15Yeah, that's what I was saying.
07:17You were saying this like I was aware of this whole thing.
07:20They don't even look good together.
07:22Just let them do their thing.
07:23If they crack on, then they're out the way.
07:25You don't have to think about them.
07:27But I mean, I don't know, I don't mind.
07:30Do you think?
07:31I think so.
07:32I just think she went about it the wrong way.
07:34You're never going to want to go strawberry picking again, are you?
07:36No.
07:37I can take you this time, don't you?
07:39What have I got?
07:41Me and my whole day.
07:43I'm sick to my stomach.
07:45I know, just let them do their thing.
07:47You have one hug a day.
07:48Yeah, one hug a day.
07:52He's shown his true colours now.
07:55He's the dumbass in the situation.
07:56They can go be happy together.
07:57Yeah, they can be happy together.
07:58Yeah, they can be happy together.
08:07Sackies.
08:08Sackies.
08:09Sackies.
08:10Chilling.
08:11Still head scrambled though, man.
08:12See, I like them both, innit?
08:13It's no good for both of them, but it's good for you.
08:15Yeah, yeah.
08:16I've been there, mate.
08:17I've been there before.
08:18I still didn't want to talk to Tom.
08:19Hello.
08:20Hello, my darling.
08:21Hi, Shakira.
08:22Are you coming to join us?
08:23Yeah.
08:24Yeah.
08:25No bed squad.
08:26Whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:27Except me.
08:28Why am I part of that squad?
08:29Are we friends now?
08:30Friends?
08:31Yeah.
08:32Have you apologised?
08:33To Tony?
08:34No, I've not apologised.
08:35But I want to give her time.
08:36Like, I don't want to...
08:37It's nothing to do with time.
08:38I don't want to be all up in a space after I've just told her I've kissed into a girl.
08:41I thought she wants time away from me.
08:42I don't think she wants to hear from me now.
08:43All she's seeing is, oh, he's made his choice very clear and he's cracking on with Helen and everything's been fake.
08:58It does look like that.
08:59I don't think she wants to talk to me right now though.
09:01I think she would have appreciated an apology.
09:03Obviously, you're coupled up together.
09:05She's been stood up.
09:06She says a lot to her, doesn't it?
09:07No, I didn't want her to go home at all.
09:09I sat around the fire pit.
09:10Have you said that to her?
09:11No, I've not had a...
09:12She's not a mind reader.
09:13I've not had a conversation with her.
09:14Exactly.
09:15She's not had a conversation with her.
09:16I was going to let the dust settle and then tomorrow I'll go by the right way.
09:19So, if you wouldn't let the dust settle, you wouldn't have spoken to Helen or Eva, would you?
09:22It wasn't about our situation though.
09:23I was just checking she was okay because her best friend's just left.
09:26Tony was just about to leave.
09:28Yeah, but...
09:29Looks like you're picking.
09:30If you're saying you're not picking, it looks like it.
09:35You want some of her?
09:36Yeah.
09:37I'm going to send Yaz over to you, man.
09:39Don't do that.
09:43Just be calm.
09:44No, no, no, no.
09:45Be calm, no, no, no.
09:46Be calm, deep breaths, deep breaths.
09:47I'm trying.
09:48Can we have a chat?
09:49I don't want your petty chat.
09:50Huh?
09:51I don't want your petty chat.
09:52What do you mean?
09:53I don't need you to have to listen to other people to come chat to me.
09:55It's not a petty chat.
09:56Yes, can you give us a sec, please?
09:57Yeah.
10:03Shall I sit here?
10:04Teddy, calm down.
10:10You okay?
10:11I'm fine.
10:12I'm just coming over to see if you're okay.
10:13Go ahead, say what you're going to say.
10:15You don't want to hear it.
10:16You just sat there touching on her.
10:18I was checking she was okay.
10:20Because her best friend just left.
10:22You would think you would check on the girl you're coupled up with first.
10:25I didn't know you wanted to talk to me.
10:26I just said the same to Shakira.
10:28Okay.
10:29Because it makes me feel better that you're talking to her.
10:31How do you expect me to react when the last conversation we had,
10:34I just told you I've kissed another person.
10:36And I was just stood up there about to go home and you go check on her.
10:39You just walked away.
10:40The same girl that you just kissed in the hideaway.
10:42You sound stupid.
10:43You're not even sorry.
10:44I don't need to say I'm sorry.
10:46I'm saying I'm sorry for making you upset.
10:48And then you continue to do so.
10:50But we're open and I'm not sorry for exploring a connection
10:52because I've told you so many times that we are still open.
10:54Exploring a connection and taking a girl to the hideaway
10:56and kissing her a day after we go on a date.
10:59I'm sorry for making you upset.
11:03Do you accept my apology?
11:04No.
11:06That's not how you apologize to people.
11:09When we said repeatedly we're open.
11:11There's a difference between open and disrespectful.
11:14And you've disrespected me tonight.
11:18I'm sweet to you later or something.
11:24I see a man in the mirror.
11:27I see a bird I'll figure.
11:30Poor Megan.
11:31One minute Maya Jammer from Love Islands asking her to choose Connor or Tommy.
11:35The next Mandy from Easy Jets asking her to choose the Tapas Snackbox or Pringles.
11:41For the rest of them though, it's time for bed.
11:44How could this have happened?
11:47I'm feeling abandoned.
11:50I'm breaking up.
11:53There's one thing with being open and there's another with being disrespectful and you're being disrespectful.
11:59He had so many opportunities today to just be open with you.
12:03I do feel bad for Connor though.
12:06I know.
12:07He made it clear since day one he liked Megan and he finally got there with her and then she's gone.
12:11No way did anyone expect Megan.
12:14I'm done with thinking about it but my heart won't allow it.
12:20I'd rather be numb.
12:22I'd rather be numb.
12:24I'd rather be numb.
12:26What a night guys.
12:36It's just a weird feeling.
12:38And obviously with Rubberville as well.
12:39Like he was like above as me.
12:40I really, really look up to him.
12:43Even though like, you know, things didn't work out, he was still a big part of my Love Island journey.
12:47so I just wish him all the best.
12:49Colin, what about you, mate? It was a tough night for you, isn't it, obviously?
12:53I talked to her upstairs, yeah, but there's so many things
12:55that I didn't get to say.
12:57You don't realise, do you, how close we all are
13:01and how easy it is for just one person to be gone,
13:05for it to be impacted.
13:07Yeah.
13:09Night tone.
13:17I'd rather be numb.
13:21I'd rather be numb.
13:23For all the pain that is about me.
13:26Cause it's all about me.
13:29I'd rather be numb.
13:32I'd rather be numb.
13:34I'd rather be numb.
13:39Ooh, I wish I was numb.
13:43I wish I was numb.
13:47I wish I was numb.
13:59Heaven knows I eat your brisket.
14:01Heaven you go, hell I'll be straight.
14:03Back to those demons that I know.
14:05Back to the little meat before you.
14:08Several islanders have just spent a night in bed
14:13with someone who thinks they're a complete and utter waste of space,
14:17which is unpleasant.
14:19But also a handy dry run for marriage.
14:22Morning.
14:24Morning.
14:25See if I can.
14:29Come on, how are you feeling?
14:31I don't know, really.
14:32Yeah, I suppose I have to just move on.
14:34I'm running from myself.
14:36Running from my mind.
14:38Morning.
14:39Morning.
14:41I don't know.
14:42I think last night was such a heavy night.
14:44Like, everyone's slept on things now.
14:46Hopefully everyone can sort things today.
14:49Cause you don't know when it's your last year.
14:52It's not fucking an emotional rollercoaster.
15:14Is that my coffee?
15:18Perfect.
15:19You're welcome.
15:20You're welcome.
15:21You're welcome.
15:22You're welcome.
15:23You're welcome.
15:24I'll be straight.
15:25Back to those demons that I knew.
15:26Back to the meat before you.
15:30We've got one missing on this day bed today.
15:32I know.
15:33It doesn't make sense.
15:34It doesn't make sense.
15:35It must have been about Tommy's situation.
15:37Yes, Ramal left as well.
15:39But I feel like we knew that was going to go one way or the other.
15:42Yeah.
15:43How do you feel now you slept on it, Colin?
15:45Obviously, big one for you last night.
15:47Oh, Megan's a fucking...
15:49That's a sick name, man, really.
15:51I don't know if someone's going to come in that I feel like that about.
15:56What about you, G?
15:57What's the plan of action, mate?
15:58Obviously, you've just seen two go home out of nowhere almost.
16:01Yeah.
16:02The guys going home last night made me realise that you just can't sit and wait around really.
16:07You've got to do what you want to do.
16:09So, yeah, I think today I'm going to turn up the heat on Yaz.
16:16Yeah, nice.
16:17Long, long night.
16:19I don't regret anything I did.
16:21Well, she wasn't nice seeing Tone upset, man.
16:24She just thought me taking Helena to the hideaway right in front of her face before even speaking to her that night was just a bit rash.
16:31So, what's your plan of action for today?
16:33I think I'm just going to speak to both of them, bro.
16:35That's what you need to do, bro.
16:36You're here to explore connections.
16:37Don't pull him. He's going to pull you for a chat today.
16:40So, when he does talk to me, what the fuck am I supposed to say?
16:43You've shouted at him yesterday, today, just speak calmly.
16:46Do you know what I mean?
16:47You already know, like, oh, that behaviour's not what I would want in a man.
16:51I hate shit vibes in here.
16:53I need to speak to Harrison, though, because, like...
16:55Divising groups.
16:56I need to know what he's actually doing with Tone now.
16:59Yeah.
17:00Because he's coming to me and he's being all cuddly and kissy and stuff.
17:03But I don't want to be cuddling and kissing him.
17:06Like, I understand for her, like, yeah, it's shit.
17:09At the end of the day, when you like a boy and, obviously, he's more open than you are,
17:13it's really shit.
17:14Like, I can sympathise in that sense.
17:16But I just don't like her calling you, like, weird, calling you a bitch, like...
17:20Do you know what I mean?
17:21I don't have to lower myself to be shouting across the fucking garden.
17:23No, you don't.
17:24No, you don't.
17:25What about you, mate?
17:26How's things with you?
17:27Yeah, yeah, no, I just think I'm grateful to be here, boys.
17:29I stood up there yesterday.
17:30Yeah.
17:31I didn't feel like it was my time.
17:33But, look, I'm excited where things are going with Shakira.
17:36She does love to get involved in, um...
17:39Yeah, it's getting a bit too much now for my liking.
17:41Everything.
17:42I'm close to Shakira, but it's getting a bit too much for my liking now.
17:44It's everything that goes on here.
17:46She's in the middle of it.
17:47It's just...
17:48And I don't really know how to handle it.
17:50Like, I don't love it.
17:51Do you know what I mean?
17:52But it's not going to put me off her.
17:54The trees in this villa grow so fast.
18:00One minute, nothing.
18:01The next minute, they're coming through the walls.
18:03Look, no tree.
18:04Boom!
18:05Tree!
18:06Spanish miracle grow is something else.
18:08Giorgio?
18:09Yeah?
18:10Do you want to go for a chat?
18:11Let's go.
18:12Where do you want to go?
18:13Should we go mini fire pit?
18:14Mini, yeah.
18:15Let's go.
18:16Enjoy getting cooked.
18:17Get nice and sweaty.
18:24How are you feeling today?
18:26Yeah, I'm feeling a lot better.
18:28I feel like last night was such a heavy night for everyone.
18:32Yeah, there was so much going on.
18:33I know.
18:34And you weren't involved in the drama at all.
18:35I know.
18:36And I feel like two people going home and stuff.
18:37Yeah.
18:38But you've kind of...
18:39You've walked in at, like, such a...
18:40Crazy time.
18:41Mental time.
18:42Yeah.
18:43Everyone's saying about how, like, nice you are and how...
18:46I don't want people to think I'm nice.
18:48How much they're, like, they actually think you're a nice person.
18:51Yeah, yeah.
18:52I'm very, very comfortable on my own.
18:54Yeah.
18:55But I don't want to be on my own.
18:56Like, I want...
18:57I want to find someone to do life with.
19:01Yeah.
19:02That's nice, like...
19:03What about you as well?
19:04You're obviously...
19:05Yeah, I mean, I'm kind of, like, yeah, single.
19:07Well, I'm still coupled up with Ben.
19:09So, what are your...
19:10What are your thoughts like?
19:11What are you like as a sleeper?
19:12Do you snort?
19:13I do like a cuddle.
19:14Yeah, cuddle.
19:15I don't snort.
19:16Do you like to pillow talk in bed?
19:17I do, yeah.
19:18Yeah.
19:19It feels like complete alone time.
19:20Oh, it does, doesn't it?
19:21You know, just...
19:22It's just you and the other person.
19:23Yeah.
19:24Like, the build-up to that.
19:25Oh, my God, yeah.
19:26Until you actually decide.
19:27The tension's the best part.
19:28Do you know what?
19:29I think teasing's actually probably my favourite thing to do.
19:30Do you?
19:31Yeah, I think building up the tension is, like, the best thing ever.
19:34So, you're a proper tease.
19:35Yeah, I know.
19:36It's quite naughty, but...
19:37Why?
19:38That's the worst.
19:39I know.
19:40It's torture, isn't it?
19:41Do you like it and tease yourself?
19:42I like it both ways.
19:43Do you?
19:44Yeah.
19:45How did you...
19:46What's, like, you and Harrison, Tony?
19:49I probably would like to speak to Tony, but I just want to give her a bit of space and stuff.
19:53Yeah, she puts it on, like, even yesterday, obviously she's irate, like, things will be said about her and stuff.
20:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:01But at the same time, like, I do completely get where she's coming from.
20:04Like, it is shit when you're having...
20:05I get it.
20:06Like, you think you're in a really good headspace.
20:08But it's...
20:09From my perspective, it's him.
20:11His age plays a little bit into this at the moment, because I think, like...
20:14Like, people look like...
20:16He's what, 22, right?
20:17He's 22.
20:18You just need to be honest in these situations.
20:23Tony, Tony, Tony.
20:26Am I safe to sit here?
20:27Go for it.
20:28How are you?
20:29Fine.
20:30Are you still mad about the whole situation?
20:31No, it makes me feel so good.
20:32No, but I thought maybe if you had a sleep on it, you'd be able to...
20:46You'd come out of the madness stage.
20:49Can you tell me how you're feeling without a sarcastic answer, please?
20:55Horrible.
20:56Horrible.
20:57Stupid.
20:59Embarrassed.
21:04I just think where we're not, like, seeing eye to eye is that...
21:07We've said we're open.
21:10I don't know how many times I have to repeat myself.
21:12Open and disrespect are two different things.
21:15You disrespected me last night.
21:17She can have you, bro.
21:19I'm not going to have you make me look like an idiot.
21:23So, are you saying you're done?
21:25I mean, Harrison, come on. I'm not a love triangle-ass bitch.
21:32I'm way too good for that.
21:33It could have been civil between them.
21:37He could have told her how he felt.
21:39They could have, like, left it as friends.
21:41But now she feels like he's mugged her off and she's embarrassed.
21:44Do you know what I mean?
21:45Please don't get upset.
21:48I just hate looking like an idiot.
21:51You don't look like an idiot.
21:52Why do you think you look like an idiot?
21:54You don't look like an idiot at all.
21:55Come on.
22:03Don't be upset.
22:04Easy for you to say.
22:12Tommy and Giorgio are burying their souls.
22:14And those souls are looking lovely.
22:16That's the magic of an Ian Sterling pedicure.
22:19Go to my website for further details.
22:21Obviously, you come into a situation like this.
22:23Yeah.
22:24And every conversation that you have with a girl
22:28would technically be, like, a date on the outside.
22:30Yeah.
22:31Like, you could go for a drink and have a chat with someone for an hour
22:33and then you wouldn't see them for, like, a week or so.
22:35Yeah.
22:36But then that evening, you're then having another chat with someone
22:39for another hour and you're just getting to know them a bit more,
22:41like, knocking down a few more pegs.
22:42And then that night, he was spending the night with them in the same bed.
22:45Yeah, exactly.
22:48Oi!
22:49Go, Tex!
22:51Oi, oi!
22:52I've been waiting for this one.
22:53Ben's in trouble.
22:54Ben's in serious trouble.
22:55I'm in trouble, bro.
22:56Yeah.
22:57I'm in trouble, bro.
22:58Yeah.
22:59Snog, marry, pie.
23:00I've been waiting for this one.
23:03Oh, I'm fucking buzzing.
23:04I thought you'd know I would've put a pot.
23:05I would've put a pot and make it.
23:06But she hasn't done it.
23:07Yeah.
23:08I've been waiting for this one.
23:09I've been waiting for this one.
23:10Ben's in trouble.
23:11Ben's in serious trouble.
23:12I'm in trouble, bro.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Snog, marry, pie.
23:15I'm expecting a few pots today, but I'm actually here for it.
23:16Oh, I'm fucking buzzing.
23:17I thought you'd know I would've put a pot.
23:18I would've put a pot and make it.
23:19But she ain't it.
23:20It's about to be good, good.
23:22It's about to be good.
23:24It's about to be good.
23:38Yeah, it's about to be good.
23:40It's about to be good.
23:43We'll do this one.
23:45Everyone wins with Snogmari Pie, the audience gets a Love Island classic, the Islanders
23:58get to speak their minds, and I get to sit back and do bugger all for the entire game.
24:03Win-win.
24:04This could be anyone.
24:05Give them a big fat snog.
24:07The Islanders each choose one person to snog.
24:10So I've decided to snog this boy because he's easy on the eyes and there's no one else
24:28in here that would like to snog at the moment.
24:30Nah, it was a good kiss.
24:31Maybe, maybe more tonight.
24:33Send prayers, y'all.
24:35Then choose one person to marry.
24:37Can't believe I'm on my knees.
24:38Yeah, yeah, he can have all the rings on his head.
24:41So I've decided to marry this boy because I think I really like the way he carries himself
24:46in the villa.
24:47Out of all the boys here, he's the only one who's not made a girl upset yet.
24:50That's nice, isn't it?
24:57And of course...
24:58Heady on.
24:59...one person to pack.
25:04I wonder who she's going to go to.
25:06Shut up.
25:07What's your idea?
25:08Well, your father's going to kiss you, so...
25:10I think maybe I'm fine.
25:19Arriba! Arriba! Arriba! Arriba! Arriba!
25:22What's your reasoning?
25:23I've seen the way you move in the villa, like the way you speak to women and about women,
25:27and I don't like that sort of...
25:28I've won it!
25:32But the boy can't keep me.
25:34Come on!
25:35Go, Abigail!
25:36Woo!
25:37Go, my Barbie girl!
25:38This is exciting, isn't it?
25:39Night is still young.
25:40Where the hell would she go?
25:41Nobody knows.
25:42Nobody knows.
25:43Ain't the first time, cause I've seen her before.
25:46Ooh!
25:47Ooh!
25:48Well done, house!
25:50Go on, Ace.
25:51Go on, Ace.
25:52Smell up the film as you walk through the door.
25:54I wanna know where the hell would she go?
25:57I snogged this boy because it's been a while, and I just wanted to test the waters.
26:03How are the waters?
26:04Choppy.
26:05I'll let you know, though, yeah.
26:06See, I know you ain't coming to me.
26:13No.
26:14Oh!
26:15Go for it, girl.
26:17I chose to marry this boy because he kissed me in the hideaway last night,
26:21and that's marriage material.
26:23It's a means of marriage.
26:26Good answer, good answer.
26:39Bouncing it.
26:40Don't drop it!
26:41Oh, oh, oh, oh!
26:42Sorry.
26:43Ooh!
26:44Ooh!
26:45Poor G!
26:47I pied G because he took the pie last night really well,
26:50so I knew that he would take it well again today.
26:53Thank you!
26:54Thank you!
26:55Thank you!
26:56So many choices!
26:57For all the time's sake!
26:58Why is he still falling for it?
26:59Oh, okay!
27:00So I snogged this boy because obviously I fancy the pants off him,
27:01maybe he's not quite husband material yet, but we're getting there.
27:02Rings, rings, rings, rings, rings.
27:03Rings, rings, rings.
27:04Rings, rings, rings, rings.
27:05So I snogged this boy because obviously I fancy the pants off him, maybe he's not quite
27:09husband material yet, but we're getting there.
27:10Rings, rings, rings, rings.
27:15Rings, rings, rings.
27:16Oh, it's got to be for my con!
27:17Oh!
27:18Oh, it's got to be for my con!
27:22Oh!
27:23Oh!
27:24Oh!
27:25Oh, look how high it is!
27:26Come on girl!
27:27I'm not even happy if we don't have one if we can, but we're getting there.
27:28Rings, rings, rings, rings!
27:29Wow!
27:30Oh, it's got to be for my con!
27:31Oh!
27:32Oh!
27:33Oh!
27:34Yeah!
27:35I actually think Connett is the hobby material, and yeah I think any girl would be lucky to
27:49Oh
28:05So I decided to pad this boy just in case it weren't clear the first time
28:09They think he still thinks he's in with a chance. So
28:12Yes, for I'd let the no bed no
28:14It's no good. I was only the other day. You said that I know I wasn't
28:19Even trying it with you and harry both said that so that again, that's a bullshit
28:22I've heard things so contradict yourself and come back. No, no, no, no. I never said that but heard it on the grapevine bed
28:35You're all looking at me
28:37I've decided to snog this boy because he's my man, and I won't want to snog any of you
28:53I've decided to marry this boy because he's my tom-tom and I'd protect him at all cost and he's just lovely. No, I love you, mate
29:14I've decided to pie this boy because the way he's been speaking to girls
29:43I just don't like it. I don't think it's very respectful. Sorry. I had to choose someone and I know you'd take it. Don't worry about it
29:50You wish
30:09I'm gonna put the hands
30:11I decided to kiss this boy because he's one of the only that I haven't yet and you look good last night
30:20Oh, you look good last night
30:30I want to marry this boy because he may not be anymore, but he was Saint Connor when he was coupled up with me
30:35Thank you Tony
30:37Of course
30:38Appreciate it
30:42What Tony?
30:47You're not even worth it
30:48You're not even worth it
31:03Harrison, I chose to pie you because I thought you were sweet as pie, but it seems like you're just like the rest of them
31:09I thought I was a little bit better for me
31:20Who's the lucky boy?
31:30Cameo Tommy
31:31Come on
31:32Come on
31:33Come on
31:34Come on
31:35I kiss this boy because I've really been enjoying getting to know him and he just really knows how to treat a girl
31:45Cute
31:46She is the only girl in the villa that I really fancy in a minute so it was nice to have a little kiss with her
31:50I would like to marry this boy because he's always there for me when I need him and he just treats my Meg the best she could
32:01This is Connor
32:04This is Connor
32:05Now it's going to be the nicest pie ever, bro, so it'll be sweet
32:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
32:08She'll probably feed it to me
32:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
32:10Come on, get Connor's ass back
32:11Come on, get Connor's ass back
32:18You're going to take it like a man?
32:20Go on, give it to me
32:21What a respectful pie
32:28I chose to pie this boy for obvious reasons
32:33It's all done now
32:36Work on them
32:41Go on, y'all
32:42Go on, y'all
32:44I've decided to snog this boy because I had a nice chat with him earlier and I just wanted to see if he was a good kisser, which he is
33:01Thank you
33:06I decided to snog this boy because I had a nice chat with him earlier and I just wanted to see if he was a good kisser which he is
33:13Thank you
33:15That was a G that.
33:19Really, yeah.
33:20I'm cool.
33:22Another ring, turning to Hugh F now.
33:28He's such a darling, he's the sweetest man ever,
33:30and he's husband material thrown through.
33:33Ah, buzzing, cheers, cheers.
33:35When this goes on me, does anyone want any of that?
33:38Pile it on, girls.
33:40Last one, girls.
33:41Who is this going to be for?
33:43It's fucking mental.
33:45It's got to be Ben.
33:46I don't know.
33:48Open your eyes.
33:49No.
33:50Open your eyes.
33:51No, no, open your eyes.
33:52No, because it's going to go in my eyes, right now?
33:53Open your eyes.
33:54Good boy.
33:56Oh!
33:58It's going to be over, it's D!
34:03Hey, I've got time for it.
34:05I've got time for it.
34:06I've got time for it.
34:12She came over to me, and she got me good.
34:14Fair play to her.
34:15So I decided to pie this boy, because I don't like the way he's treated Tony.
34:20I feel like he's mugged her off, and at the end of the day, if you fuck with my friends, you get a pie to the face.
34:26How have I mugged her off, though?
34:27What do you mean?
34:28How have I mugged her off?
34:29Last night?
34:30I've been telling her for the last ten days that I'm open.
34:31No, you haven't.
34:32You haven't.
34:33Yes, you had everything.
34:34Tony, how many times have I told you we're open?
34:35Open and disrespectful are two different things, pal.
34:38I'm open, so...
34:39You're open, but you haven't been transparent, and that's the problem.
34:42Anyway, I'm not going to argue with you.
34:43I've told her four times.
34:44I'm not going to argue with you.
34:45Let's walk off, then.
34:46Yeah, I will.
34:47Fuck off.
34:48Well done, yes!
34:49I can't believe we've got caught in crossfire.
35:10It's time for the boys to do some pieing.
35:12People actually pay good money to watch familiar faces getting pieged.
35:16I go through ten cans of squishy cream a night on my OnlyFans.
35:20Good day.
35:21Good day.
35:22Good day.
35:41I kissed this girl because she's the only person I'd want to kiss.
35:46I don't want to kiss anyone else.
35:54I fit to marry this girl because I think she's amazing.
35:57I think she's beautiful inside and out.
35:59And I think that anybody will be lucky to have her.
36:01That's amazing, baby girl.
36:03Load it up, load it up.
36:12Don't go too hard.
36:13Don't go too hard.
36:18Respectful.
36:19I'm pieing this girl because I've already pieed her once, so I'll pie her twice.
36:25What a great reason.
36:26When did he ever pie me before?
36:28I was too busy in the hideaway with his best mate Harry, so I wasn't thinking about you, Dajon.
36:33I snogged this girl because I think there's always been undeniable sexual chemistry, there's definitely a lot less now.
36:46We haven't kissed in a while, so I thought I'd give it another try.
37:01It's awkward.
37:02Oh, no.
37:03No.
37:04No.
37:05No good whatsoever.
37:06Oh, my God.
37:07I would have married this girl if she said yes, because I think in the week we've been coupled up together, she's shown a lot of qualities I look for in a partner.
37:11Harry, I'm getting second-hand embarrassment.
37:12Get off.
37:13I'm not expecting that.
37:14Why did you do M?
37:15I chose the part.
37:16Why did you do M?
37:17I chose the part.
37:18No good whatsoever.
37:19No good whatsoever.
37:20Oh, my God.
37:21I would have married this girl if she said yes, because I think in the week we've been coupled
37:24up together, she's shown a lot of qualities I look for in a partner.
37:26Harry, I'm getting second-hand embarrassment.
37:28Get off.
37:29When you cry, you start.
37:31And I still don't know how I even survive.
37:34Heart, heart, heart, heart, heart.
37:37You weren't expecting that.
37:39Why did you do M?
37:40I chose to part this girl because I don't really think we've built up any kind of friendship
37:44in here, and I'm always wary of a girl that's too nice.
37:47That's interesting.
37:48You okay, I am?
37:49Yeah, I'm fine.
37:50It's just a bit of a prick answer, to be fair.
37:52Look at all these gorgeous girls lined up.
37:59I don't know what could have been me, right?
38:04Oh!
38:13I kissed this girl because you're a pretty girl.
38:16You know, I'm interested in you, and we haven't had a kiss yet.
38:23Where am I putting it?
38:24We're putting our next one, yeah?
38:26Next one, yeah?
38:29I want to marry this girl.
38:32Everyone can see it in here.
38:33You're worthy of material.
38:34You're genuine.
38:35You're pure-hearted.
38:36And you deserve to find someone in here.
38:38Go on, give it a shake, Ben.
38:43There's so many of you I could get you now.
38:45There's so many of you I could do right now.
38:47Can't stop, one stop.
38:48Gotta have it, gotta have it.
38:49Woo!
38:50Gotta have it, gotta have it.
38:51Can't stop, one stop.
38:53Gotta have it, gotta have it.
38:54Can't stop, one stop.
38:55Gotta have it, gotta have it.
38:57I'm probably this girl, because I think you and your friends attitude all stinks.
39:00I think you're always trying to get yourself caught up in everyone else's business,
39:04shouting across the garden, being a mouthful when we called it on day one.
39:07I just think you're not the kind of girl I go for.
39:09Okay.
39:10Well done, babe.
39:11Dickhead.
39:12He's so cute.
39:13He's so cute.
39:14He's so cute.
39:15Surely he kisses him.
39:16Yeah, he's kissing him, isn't he?
39:17Come on, him.
39:18Come on.
39:19Cream on your nose.
39:20I'll try to snug this girl, because she's a soul.
39:21She's got all the attributes that I look for in a girl.
39:22Yeah, I just want to snug her.
39:23Aw.
39:24I swear the marriage one's way better, lads.
39:25Ah, babe.
39:26I chose to marry this girl because, like the water he puts in a show.
39:28He is very cute, and he's kissing him, isn't he?
39:30He's kissing him, isn't he?
39:31Come on, him.
39:32The peace.
39:33Come on, him.
39:34Aw.
39:35Come on.
39:36You behind me.
39:37It's cream on your nose.
39:38I'll try to snug this girl, because she's a soul.
39:39She's got all the attributes, that I look for in a girl.
39:40Yeah, I just want to snug her.
39:41Aw.
39:42I swear to marry this one's way better, lads.
39:44Aw, babe.
39:45I chose to marry this girl because I think she's been nothing but respectful and in every
39:56situation she's been in just think she's a really sweet lovely girl yeah there she is
40:02there's no wide feelings I'll get on with all of ya I had shit someone to think of Tony
40:08come on them
40:18now Shakira I love you up but just in situations this fiery confrontational side
40:24you I don't like but that's the only reason I can give the other you're a nice girl
40:28thanks see that's like it it's going straight to ya I'm first class ain't nothing typical so
40:42blessed yeah I'm a miracle child I chose to snog this girl because we've had a couple of good
40:47conversations over the last couple of days and I'm keen to see where they're gonna go
40:51I chose to marry this girl because I think you've got a heart of gold and your smell lights up the
41:07color I chose to pie this girl because she fired me last night and since coming back here it's been
41:34a bit of a non-starter it was the only chance that Georgia was ever actually going to get to pie me
41:39so he fucking round with it and fair play to him
41:42you know he's gonna kiss
41:48I chose to snog this girl because I just think she's the fittest girl in the villa
42:04and just wanted to do it
42:05I chose to marry this girl because I find myself coming to her for advice she gives good advice I
42:26think I tend to lose my head sometimes so she'll be able to keep me in check thanks Con that was cute
42:31I decided to fight this girl because I think I all we already tried to do something and yeah I made my
42:54decision so I think I just need to stand on that now
42:56so I chose to kiss this girl because we had a kiss in the hideaway last night and I just wanted to do it again man
43:01so I chose to kiss this girl because we had a kiss in the hideaway last night and I just wanted to do it again man good kiss
43:08he's probably insulting time as well
43:14Tunez
43:15He's probably insulting time as well
43:18so I chose to kiss this girl because we had a kiss in the hideaway last night and I just wanted to do it again man good kiss
43:23I was going to kiss him in the hideaway last night and I just wanted to do it again, man. Good kiss.
43:27He's probably insulting time as well.
43:43So, I wanted to marry Tony because I feel like we've had a great ten days together,
43:47but now I'm not so sure because I feel like you're twisting my words and not telling the girls the full story.
43:54Divorce?
43:56Do what you want, man.
43:57How did I marry you then?
43:59Yeah, literally, what am I now, you know that?
44:01Yeah, use it up boys, use it up, use it up.
44:06That's crazy.
44:21Nice.
44:23So, I chose to fight this girl because I feel like she's always in my business and always telling me off.
44:36Obviously, she knows what I love, man, but yeah, that's my reason.
44:40Fuck off.
44:41Are you someone here, honey?
44:42Can you fill the basket next by the bowl?
44:43I miss you about what Halloween does.
44:45Make a smile towards me when I look at you.
44:47I like the shape of that, baby Somalia.
44:49And with the intention to see how we omit all your dreams would be like to cross us.
44:53Yeah, yeah.
44:54Oh, sweet.
44:55Oh, sweet.
44:56No, sweet."
44:57Ty looking to shadow.
44:58Holy no!
44:59We're so satisfied
45:01about one year to nearly 10-10 at 26.
45:03While the snog Mary pie challenge was fun for some it's all proved a bit too much for Shakira
45:11What's going on through your mind girl?
45:16Fucking idiots let them have each other and she feels
45:21House snog with
45:24Harry unfinished business. Yeah, I mean
45:27It is unfinished business. Yeah, it's pretty fucking obvious isn't it my I was flying there go kiss twice
45:34Well, you know what I'll make a nice gesture to Shakira so I wouldn't marry her
45:39It's gone right the other way, I know
45:42There's so much double Sanders there's so much hypocrisy Tommy's like I have to pick someone no, but you still picked me though
45:48I've never ever said a bad word to him. I've always been lovely to him
45:54I just feel like what the fuck?
45:56Exactly. It's always one of us three exactly they all lie to each other
46:00Shakira, that's why they get along with each other
46:04Me out to be something that I'm not we all are it's so exhausting like just because we're honest
46:11I know and like we don't say things behind people's bags like she's asking for trouble
46:17Oh, that's what they'll say. I can handle all of them being bitches when I've got a good thing with harry cuz yeah
46:25At least that's good. Like yeah, I mean how you're good if trouble comes
46:32And now everything's just gone to shit and all because of her yeah, she's coming crashing the fuck down exactly she gets two wedding rings
46:39Yeah
46:41How can Helena take every person to the hideaway and then that's she's got a heart of gold and she's genuine like what is genuine about that?
46:57Like the soda
47:11You
47:41You
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