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00:00:00The Bigfoot Club is brought to you in part
00:00:29by Red Alert Soda, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, the John T. Valentine Foundation,
00:00:36and by totally awesome public television viewers like you and me.
00:00:41Okay team, here's what happened on the last episode.
00:00:44Grab a notebook and your official orange gel pen and follow along.
00:00:48First, Willow spotted a footprint in the park.
00:00:52And look, a glob of blue hair!
00:00:55Next, they brought the hair to Einstein's lab for analysis.
00:00:58It's from an unknown animal species.
00:01:02Then, Breezy tried to create a psychic connection with the creature.
00:01:07Bigfoot, Bigfoot, where are you?
00:01:09And, Dorothy came up with her most amazing idea ever.
00:01:14I invented this device. I call it the Bigfoot Finder 1000.
00:01:18Look, it's beeping.
00:01:20That means the Bigfoot is close.
00:01:21Keep watching to find out what happens next.
00:01:24Do you believe in monsters?
00:01:32I believe in the Jersey Devil.
00:01:33I believe in the Mothman.
00:01:35I believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
00:01:37I believe in Bigfoot. That's how we got the name.
00:01:39Bigfoot Club!
00:01:41We're trying to prove the world's most legendary creatures exist.
00:01:44We're friends.
00:01:45But also rivals.
00:01:46Because we all want to find our monster first.
00:01:49It's going to be me, because I care the most.
00:02:19It's going to be me, because I don't want to find our monster first.
00:02:49Happy birthday!
00:03:08Stop!
00:03:10Happy birthday!
00:03:11No, I said stop.
00:03:12I already lit the candles.
00:03:14Why?
00:03:15It's your birthday.
00:03:17How do you know?
00:03:18Whose birthday is it?
00:03:19Dots.
00:03:20Who's Dot?
00:03:21That girl over there.
00:03:22Is she new?
00:03:23I don't think so.
00:03:24Happy birthday.
00:03:25Stop.
00:03:25Please.
00:03:26Stop singing.
00:03:27It's somebody's birthday?
00:03:29Yeah.
00:03:29Dots.
00:03:30Who's Dot?
00:03:31This girl that hates birthdays.
00:03:34I don't hate birthdays.
00:03:36I just hate my own birthday.
00:03:38Angie baked you cupcakes out of the goodness of her own big heart.
00:03:41So ungrateful.
00:03:43I'm not ungrateful.
00:03:44You sound ungrateful.
00:03:45I just don't like being the center of attention.
00:03:48That explains why no one knows her name.
00:03:49If she doesn't want them, can we eat them?
00:03:51No.
00:03:52Not until we sing.
00:03:54Please don't sing.
00:03:55Angie's not going to let us have cupcakes until we sing.
00:03:58It's Angie's one rule.
00:04:00Come on, let us sing.
00:04:04Fine.
00:04:04Sing.
00:04:05Happy birth.
00:04:07Happy birth.
00:04:07Happy birth.
00:04:35Happy birth.
00:05:05You look so familiar. Do I know you?
00:05:10No. I'm nobody.
00:05:17Good night.
00:05:21What mysteries do we think our great planet still has to offer us?
00:05:27If you listen to conventional scientific wisdom, you'll hear there's nothing out there.
00:05:36Happy birthday, Doc.
00:05:38Thanks, Patty.
00:05:40Oh, you mean reincarnation? Yeah, yeah, that's it.
00:05:43There are no more myths or marvels or monsters roaming the forests or the skies or the seas.
00:05:52We're all alone here.
00:05:54I don't mean that.
00:05:55I'm a competent person.
00:05:58But what would happen if we didn't accept conventional wisdom?
00:06:04Enabling the foot to support a larger body weight.
00:06:09If we looked a little closer.
00:06:17And really opened up to what lies beyond the known world.
00:06:24What then would we find?
00:06:25What then would we find?
00:06:40Dorothy March?
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:44It's you, isn't it?
00:06:46It's really you!
00:06:48No, wait. You can't go.
00:06:50Don't you realize?
00:06:52You're my hero.
00:06:54You're the most famous person that's ever lived and I finally found you!
00:06:57Hello.
00:07:07I'm Dr. Peter Greenford.
00:07:09And tonight I'll be bringing you the true story of The Bigfoot Club.
00:07:14The Bigfoot Club.
00:07:17The Bigfoot Club.
00:07:21Starring Dorothy March,
00:07:23Willow Fernandez,
00:07:26Maggie Breeze-Mopoulos,
00:07:29and Einstein Funicello.
00:07:32With special guest stars,
00:07:35Esme,
00:07:37and Dr. Peter Greenport.
00:07:42The Bigfoot Club.
00:07:47Do you believe in monsters?
00:07:49Breezy does.
00:07:51It was as though,
00:07:53as though for a time I didn't exist.
00:07:56As though I had no place in the world.
00:07:59What is cryptozoology?
00:08:02Find out in the new Encyclopedia America series,
00:08:05Monsters, Myths, and Legends.
00:08:21Sasquatch.
00:08:23Yeti.
00:08:25The Abominable Snowman.
00:08:26For nearly a thousand years,
00:08:27people throughout the world have reported sightings of a large bipedal creature.
00:08:33He goes by many names.
00:08:35But, so far this Bigfoot has eluded real capture.
00:08:41To the skeptics, he's a myth.
00:08:44To the believers, he's still out there, waiting to be found.
00:08:49Our story begins with one such believer.
00:08:52Her name was...
00:08:53Dorothy March!
00:08:55That's who you are!
00:08:57I don't know why you think I'm that person, but I'm most certainly not that person.
00:09:03See?
00:09:05Patty Katz?
00:09:07I get it.
00:09:09It's a pseudonym.
00:09:10You know, a fake name.
00:09:12I know the definition of pseudonym.
00:09:13You always adopt orange cats.
00:09:15And you always name them Patty after the Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot.
00:09:19You know, the Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot.
00:09:24That's a really good impression, actually.
00:09:27Everyone told me I was crazy to go looking for you.
00:09:31Well, except Bay.
00:09:33Bay?
00:09:34Boyfriend?
00:09:35But I knew this plan would work.
00:09:37What plan?
00:09:38I put up those flyers.
00:09:40I set up this whole convention.
00:09:42I came all the way to Queens to find clues about the whereabouts of my childhood hero Dorothy March.
00:09:48And instead I find THE Dorothy March!
00:09:51Why would you be looking for that person?
00:09:54Don't you know?
00:09:56Everyone is.
00:09:58Everyone?
00:09:59Everyone that listens to Willow Fernandez's podcast, anyway.
00:10:02Did you say Willow Fernandez?
00:10:04Yeah!
00:10:06A few weeks ago she asked her fans to find you.
00:10:09And I'm the fan that did!
00:10:11Did I tell you my name?
00:10:13I'm Esme.
00:10:18I'm Patty Katz.
00:10:20We already established that's a pseudonym.
00:10:23You know, a fake name.
00:10:24Again, I know the definition of pseudonym.
00:10:26You should come up on stage!
00:10:27Yeah!
00:10:28You could do a Q&A with everyone!
00:10:29No!
00:10:30I'm sorry.
00:10:31You're wrong.
00:10:32I'm not Dorothy March.
00:10:34And I have to go.
00:10:37Wait!
00:10:38Don't you want to know why Willow's looking for you?
00:10:40Listen to her podcast!
00:10:42It's important!
00:10:49It was the summer of 1997.
00:10:52And New York City suddenly became the epicenter of a cryptid craze.
00:10:57That's what inspired a latchkey kid named Dorothy March to start the Bigfoot Club out of her queen's apartment.
00:11:05Her website developed a small but dedicated fan base.
00:11:09One fan was a fellow sixth grader named Willow Fernandez.
00:11:14Willow Fernandez!
00:11:15That's me!
00:11:16Hi!
00:11:17I'm Dorothy March!
00:11:18I know!
00:11:19I'm your biggest fan!
00:11:20I came all the way from Brooklyn just to find you!
00:11:24Why?
00:11:25Your research has inspired me!
00:11:27Now, I'm looking for my favorite monster!
00:11:29The Loch Ness Monster!
00:11:31Here, check this out!
00:11:32Wow!
00:11:33You're the first person I've ever met that cares about this stuff!
00:11:35There are more kids out there!
00:11:36Just like us!
00:11:37There are?
00:11:38Yeah!
00:11:39They're spread throughout all the other boroughs!
00:11:40And together, we're gonna build something!
00:11:41You mean a team?
00:11:42No!
00:11:43A franchise!
00:11:44With Willow's help, Dorothy expanded her reach, from the Bigfoot Club in Queens, to the Loch Ness Monster Club in Brooklyn, to the Mothman Club in the Bronx, headed by Maggie Breezemopoulos.
00:12:04Everyone calls me Breezy!
00:12:05I'm the master of the dark arts!
00:12:06You're on the team!
00:12:07Here!
00:12:08Have a hat!
00:12:09I only wear black!
00:12:10Well, now you wear yellow!
00:12:11And finally, the Jersey Devil Club, in Staten Island, run by a fourth grader named Einstein Funicello!
00:12:27I'm the smartest kid in Staten Island!
00:12:30Hey!
00:12:31Wanna see my collection of bugs and worms?
00:12:33Gross!
00:12:34Just put on the hat!
00:12:36Thanks to Willow's promotional skills, their online following grew.
00:12:42They appeared in magazines, on talk shows,
00:12:45Do you believe in monsters?
00:12:48Watch the Bigfoot Club, Sundays at 6.30, only on SPTV!
00:12:52They even sold their life story to Canadian Public Television for the fictionalized Bigfoot Club TV series,
00:13:00which we've been playing scenes from during this broadcast.
00:13:05The Bigfoot Club, scene four, take one.
00:13:07Starring local child actors, it lasted for only six episodes.
00:13:15You see, just at the height of the Bigfoot Club's fame, the team broke up.
00:13:22Why?
00:13:24Well, it may have something to do with this device.
00:13:31The Bigfoot Finder 1000.
00:13:33Hello!
00:13:34I'm Willow Fernandez, and this is Beyond the Beyond.
00:13:48On today's episode, we'll do a four hour deep dive on the legend of the hoedag.
00:13:57They call him Champy, the aquatic dinosaur that stalks Lake Champlain.
00:14:03I have four words for you.
00:14:06Honey Island Swamp Monster.
00:14:10Now, the greatest mystery of all.
00:14:14What happened to the mysterious creature known as Dorothy March?
00:14:19I last saw her almost twenty years ago.
00:14:22Since then, she has seemingly disappeared off the face of the earth.
00:14:26My team of researchers have looked for her and found no trace.
00:14:30Now, I'm asking you to join me in the hunt.
00:14:34Why?
00:14:35Because there's been a new development in our search for Bigfoot.
00:14:38And we need Dorothy's help.
00:14:40Dorothy.
00:14:41Dorothy!
00:14:42Are you out there?
00:14:43Dorothy!
00:14:44Dorothy!
00:14:49Dorothy!
00:15:00Dorothy March!
00:15:01Hello, this is Robert Nesmith of the Monster Squad Pod, and I have just spotted THE Dorothy March.
00:15:14What does your future hold?
00:15:15What does your future hold?
00:15:16I'm psychic Cleopatra de Quoros, and I can see the answers.
00:15:21It's the scariest ride ever!
00:15:22The Loch Nesk Ma-
00:15:31New adventures of Bigfoot Club! Premiering monday-
00:15:32I'm psychic Cleopatra de Quoros, and I can see the answers.
00:15:39It's the scariest ride ever!
00:15:42The Loch Ness Ma-
00:15:44New Adventures of Bigfoot Club, premiering Monday-
00:15:46Zoology entered the English language via Latin, but the root zoo came from the ancient Greek word zone.
00:15:52Cryptozoology, pseudoscience or legitimate science?
00:15:56You decide. Call the d-
00:15:58Hey, thanks for calling me. And for letting me buy you pizza.
00:16:06I can pay for it. In fact, I'd rather pay for it.
00:16:09No, please! It would be an honor to buy dinner for my hero.
00:16:13Please don't call me that.
00:16:15It's true!
00:16:17Just take the money.
00:16:19No, I can't.
00:16:20Well, I can't either, so it's just gonna sit there.
00:16:24Okay.
00:16:28So you are her?
00:16:30Because earlier you said you weren't.
00:16:32I am her.
00:16:34And the reason I called you-
00:16:36First can I just say that I have been waiting for this moment's-
00:16:39You eat your pizza crust first?
00:16:45Yeah.
00:16:46Why? How do you eat it?
00:16:49We eat part first.
00:16:51So why did you call?
00:16:54Do you want to be on my podcast?
00:16:56No.
00:16:57What is it with you and everyone in these stupid podcasts?
00:17:02Does every human interaction have to be recorded and monetized?
00:17:06Well, that's funny because-
00:17:08Never mind.
00:17:10What?
00:17:11What?
00:17:12Well, you basically invented monetizing this stuff.
00:17:17I mean, the officially licensed Bigfoot Club hats, pens, t-shirts.
00:17:23Weren't you sponsored by Red Alert Soda?
00:17:25The Bigfoot Club is brought to you in part by Red Alert Soda.
00:17:28That was all Willow's idea.
00:17:30She just cared about being famous.
00:17:33I just like the science.
00:17:35Is that why you two stopped talking?
00:17:37No.
00:17:38Then why?
00:17:40I don't know.
00:17:41Do you still talk to your friends from when you were 12?
00:17:44Of course!
00:17:45Look, I called you because I need your help.
00:17:48I was at work when all these people showed up and started pointing at me.
00:17:53And now they won't leave me alone.
00:17:55They're standing outside my apartment and calling my home telephone number.
00:17:59Why?
00:18:00Since you've reemerged, people are looking for answers.
00:18:05Reemerged?
00:18:07I just went to that one convention.
00:18:10And people saw you.
00:18:12You saw me.
00:18:13Your fans are curious.
00:18:15My what?
00:18:16They have 20 years of questions.
00:18:18What kind of questions?
00:18:20First, where have you been all these years?
00:18:23Before you went back to Queens.
00:18:25Because there are a lot of theories on Reddit.
00:18:27What's Reddit?
00:18:28A website where people talk.
00:18:30About me?
00:18:31Not just about you.
00:18:36One theory is that you went to Australia.
00:18:39Another is that you moved to Canada.
00:18:41Someone even spotted you at a Circle K in Alaska.
00:18:44Is that you?
00:18:46Well, I mean, it looks-
00:18:49Also, some people think you're dead.
00:18:53Dead?
00:18:54Is Dorothy Mark still alive?
00:18:56Call our hotline and vote now.
00:18:58If you're under 18, get your parents' permission.
00:19:01However, most people just think that you disappeared into the Pacific Northwest.
00:19:05Why would I do that?
00:19:08To live amongst the big feet.
00:19:12Big foots?
00:19:14Amateur search there.
00:19:16I knew where he really was.
00:19:20He was here.
00:19:22Wasn't he?
00:19:23In Queens?
00:19:24What happened when you activated the BFF 1000?
00:19:27Why does it matter?
00:19:30Because I'm just like you.
00:19:32I've spent my whole life dreaming that there's something else out there.
00:19:38Is there?
00:19:41No.
00:19:43There's nothing.
00:19:46I looked.
00:19:47So, if I were you, I would just give up.
00:19:54Now.
00:19:59So, if I go on your podcast and answer your questions, will people leave me alone?
00:20:07Well, no.
00:20:09You need a bigger platform.
00:20:11One that reaches a lot of people in the BFC.
00:20:14What's the BFC?
00:20:15Bigfoot community.
00:20:16Why don't you just say Bigfoot community?
00:20:18I shorten it to save time.
00:20:20Do you feel like you're saving time now?
00:20:22No.
00:20:23Now I feel like I'm wasting time.
00:20:24Okay.
00:20:25Just a really big show that a lot of people watch like...
00:20:30Regis and Kathie Lee?
00:20:32Mmm.
00:20:34More like...
00:20:36Willow Fernandez's podcast.
00:20:38No.
00:20:39She's your best friend!
00:20:40You mean worst enemy.
00:20:41She has hundreds of thousands of subscribers that are all wondering where you've been.
00:20:47If I tell them the truth...
00:20:50Will you leave me alone?
00:20:53Yeah.
00:20:55I think so.
00:20:58Fine.
00:21:00I'll do it.
00:21:02Okay!
00:21:04Yes!
00:21:05Okay!
00:21:06I will call Willow's producer right now.
00:21:08I have her contact info.
00:21:10How did you get that?
00:21:11Well, when I reported to Beyond the Beyond that I knew your location...
00:21:14Wait!
00:21:15You're the reason why all these weirdos know where I am?
00:21:19You know what?
00:21:20You can pay for my dinner now.
00:21:21Why are you smiling like that?
00:21:27It's just...
00:21:29I get to buy dinner for someone who's on my Mount Rushmore of personal heroes!
00:21:36Things are looking up for you, Esme.
00:21:38So this is where the Bigfoot club began?
00:21:49Where's Patty?
00:21:51Uh, she hides whenever people come over.
00:21:54Do a lot of people come over?
00:21:56Not really.
00:21:58Is this your original computer?
00:22:01Yeah.
00:22:02I doubt it works anymore.
00:22:03No one's used it since my mom died.
00:22:06Sorry.
00:22:08I didn't know.
00:22:10Can we just, um, call Willow already?
00:22:12Yeah, um, let me just text back my bae real quickly.
00:22:16He's been asking me so many questions about you.
00:22:19He's been texting all night.
00:22:21What's your, um, bae's name?
00:22:25Davey.
00:22:26He's the best.
00:22:27He wears these cute little button-up shirts that he buys at the thrift store, like a little professional baby.
00:22:34Sorry.
00:22:36I just really like him.
00:22:38He believes in me.
00:22:39And that's all you need.
00:22:40One person who really believes in you.
00:22:43I don't have that.
00:22:46Sure you do.
00:22:48You have me.
00:22:51How'd you meet, Davey?
00:22:53At a coffee shop on campus.
00:22:55We locked eyes when we were both ordering the same drink.
00:23:00A pumpkin kiwi mocha.
00:23:02And he just walked up to you and asked you on a date?
00:23:06I asked him, actually.
00:23:08So, if I liked someone, I could do that?
00:23:12Why, is there someone you like?
00:23:16No.
00:23:18Anyway, let's call.
00:23:24Uh, hello?
00:23:26It's Esme.
00:23:28I'm here with Do- uh, I mean Dorothy March.
00:23:33Yeah.
00:23:35Willow wants to talk to her?
00:23:37Okay.
00:23:38Hello?
00:23:43Willow Fernandez?
00:23:45I am such a fan.
00:23:47Can I just say-
00:23:49Yes, Dorothy is right here.
00:23:53She wants to talk to you.
00:23:55Tell her I can't talk right now.
00:23:57She says she can't talk right now.
00:23:58No, don't tell her I said it.
00:24:00I wasn't supposed to say she said it.
00:24:04Okay.
00:24:06I'll let her know.
00:24:08She wants you to come over tomorrow.
00:24:10To her apartment in Brooklyn?
00:24:12She doesn't live in Brooklyn anymore.
00:24:14She lives in Connecticut.
00:24:16But that's so far.
00:24:18It's an hour outside of the city.
00:24:20She'll pay for your Uber.
00:24:22My what?
00:24:23She'll record the episode in her home studio.
00:24:26Would that be okay?
00:24:28She said yes!
00:24:30Okay!
00:24:31Oh, this is so exciting.
00:24:32Bye.
00:24:34You're all set.
00:24:35They'll pick you up at 9 o'clock tomorrow.
00:24:39Hey, Esme?
00:24:41Yeah?
00:24:43Will you come with me?
00:24:53Should we have locked?
00:25:07She said we could just come in.
00:25:20Hi.
00:25:21Hi.
00:25:23Oh, my God.
00:25:25Willow Fernandez.
00:25:27I'm in Willow Fernandez's house.
00:25:31This is Esme.
00:25:33Esme?
00:25:34The one you talked to on the phone?
00:25:36Oh, right.
00:25:37That Esme.
00:25:39I met you once.
00:25:40Well, saw you twice.
00:25:42Met you once.
00:25:43At BAM.
00:25:44You were doing a live podcast.
00:25:46I remember.
00:25:47Me?
00:25:48The podcast.
00:25:50Right.
00:25:51Of course.
00:25:52We took a selfie.
00:25:56It's my profile picture on everything.
00:25:59I also met Breezy once.
00:26:01And I've even met Einstein.
00:26:04So you're collecting us.
00:26:06Like action figures.
00:26:08Or Funko Pops.
00:26:09I actually have Bigfoot Club Funko Pops.
00:26:14Ugh.
00:26:15You know, I told myself on the drive over that I wouldn't mention the custom Funko Pops I bought on Etsy.
00:26:20And here I am mentioning the custom Funko Pops I bought on Etsy.
00:26:22It's okay.
00:26:23Anyway, I'll let you two talk and, like, totally not eavesdrop at all.
00:26:33Well, you can hang out in our guest room.
00:26:35First door on your left.
00:26:36Okay.
00:26:37Here.
00:26:38Is that what you'll be wearing on the show?
00:26:52Yes.
00:26:54Why?
00:26:55Is it bad?
00:26:56I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:57I thought that podcasts were an audio medium.
00:27:00Yeah.
00:27:01No.
00:27:02They are.
00:27:04It's just that I'll be live streaming for my Patreon subscribers at the $30 level.
00:27:13We'll be on video.
00:27:16So people will be able to see me?
00:27:18Hey.
00:27:19This is the real you.
00:27:22And the truth is important to people like us.
00:27:28Science people.
00:27:30Right.
00:27:32Can I get you something to eat or drink?
00:27:35Do you have any Pizza Pockets or Heisty Flash and Fruit Punch?
00:27:40I don't.
00:27:41Then nothing.
00:27:46How was your drive up here?
00:27:47One hour and 17 minutes.
00:27:49Oh, I'm sorry.
00:27:50Did you ask how or how long?
00:27:52My husband and I actually bought this house last year.
00:27:55You're married?
00:28:00Is that a big ring?
00:28:02I don't know anything about rings.
00:28:05I wish you could meet him.
00:28:07But he's not home.
00:28:08He never is.
00:28:09I mean, neither am I.
00:28:11I've been so busy with Beyond the Beyond on the road.
00:28:14Live podcasts in 12 cities across the country.
00:28:22Have you had a chance to listen to the show?
00:28:24I have.
00:28:26What do you think?
00:28:28It's fine.
00:28:30Which episode did you listen to?
00:28:32Because we were still finding our way in those older ones.
00:28:35You should listen to one of our newer ones.
00:28:38I did listen to the newer ones.
00:28:39Hey, so you said there's been a new development?
00:28:48Yes.
00:28:50What is it?
00:28:52You're never gonna believe this, but...
00:28:55You know what?
00:28:57We should save this.
00:28:59The conversation.
00:29:01For the podcast.
00:29:03Right.
00:29:05Shall we get started?
00:29:07Oh, I have to do an ad break after the first 15 minutes.
00:29:11And then every 20 minutes after that.
00:29:13Okay.
00:29:15Hey.
00:29:17You aren't gonna make fun of me, right?
00:29:21I mean, I'll do the show because I said I would.
00:29:26But you have to promise you won't make fun of me.
00:29:29I won't.
00:29:30You promise?
00:29:33I won't.
00:29:34Come on.
00:29:42Can you give me a level?
00:29:44My name is Dot March.
00:29:46My home phone number is 7188...
00:29:50We got it.
00:29:52I'll count us down.
00:29:54In three...
00:29:55Two...
00:29:58Hello.
00:30:00And welcome to a very special episode of Beyond the Beyond.
00:30:05I'm Willow Fernandez and this is The Big One.
00:30:10I am pleased to introduce my guest.
00:30:14A true legend in cryptozoology and my inspiration for getting into the field.
00:30:21Her name is Dorothy March.
00:30:23Hi.
00:30:25Hi.
00:30:27Now, as you can imagine, our listeners have a lot of questions.
00:30:32But first, I want to go back to the beginning.
00:30:36You're a kid in Queens and you decide to start the Bigfoot Club.
00:30:41Why?
00:30:42I thought you wanted to talk about, like, where I've been and Circle K and Alaska and stuff.
00:30:50Yes, but I want to know your story.
00:30:53How you became the world's most famous Bigfoot researcher at just 12 years old.
00:30:58Well, my, uh, mom worked, so I was by myself a lot.
00:31:07And your dad? Was he in the picture?
00:31:10You know he wasn't.
00:31:14But our listeners don't. I'm trying to paint a picture here.
00:31:19How did that make you feel?
00:31:26Answer her question.
00:31:28How did it make you feel?
00:31:30You're not real. You're just in my head.
00:31:33You must have hosted some show I watched as a kid.
00:31:37Unsolved Mysteries in search of-
00:31:38Answer her question.
00:31:40I felt alone.
00:31:42Different?
00:31:44Different.
00:31:46Different how?
00:31:48Nobody liked me.
00:31:49Not kids.
00:31:50Not teachers.
00:31:53They all thought I was weird.
00:31:55And then...
00:31:57I started reading stories about cryptid sightings in the burrows and I thought...
00:32:02If I could find one.
00:32:04Bigfoot.
00:32:06Then maybe people would care.
00:32:09About you?
00:32:11About Bigfoot.
00:32:13Your research was...
00:32:16Next level.
00:32:18But you were almost entirely unknown.
00:32:21Until I found you.
00:32:25Do you remember when we first met?
00:32:29Willow Fernandez.
00:32:31That's me.
00:32:33Hi. I'm Dorothy March.
00:32:35Really?
00:32:37That's how you remember it?
00:32:39Bigfoot Club!
00:32:43We became friends.
00:32:45And you suggested that we expand to the Loch Ness Monster Club.
00:32:50And then I found Maggie.
00:32:52Or Breezy.
00:32:53She was obsessed with Mothman.
00:32:56A little too obsessed.
00:32:58Like, she wanted to marry him.
00:33:00Oh my gosh.
00:33:01I remember you saying that.
00:33:03That's so bad.
00:33:05And then this fourth grader, Einstein Funicello.
00:33:08The Jersey Devil Club.
00:33:10Smartest kid in Staten Island.
00:33:12That's not saying much.
00:33:13That was my joke!
00:33:14No, that was mine!
00:33:23But then, when we were fifteen, you disappeared.
00:33:27Of course, the most widely accepted theory is that you moved to the Pacific Northwest to live amongst the Bigfoot.
00:33:35Bigfeet.
00:33:36Is it true?
00:33:38No.
00:33:39Where did you go?
00:33:41I never left Queens.
00:33:45But people said there were sightings of you in Alaska, in Canada.
00:33:51I've always been in the same apartment.
00:33:54You never thought to look for me there?
00:33:59I just...
00:34:01I had assumed you had continued your research.
00:34:06You were the best.
00:34:08Why would you give up?
00:34:10Because...
00:34:11I realized the truth.
00:34:14There's nothing out there.
00:34:17Dorothy.
00:34:18Stop.
00:34:20What?
00:34:21You cannot come onto my show and do that.
00:34:23Do what?
00:34:24Lie.
00:34:26I'm not lying.
00:34:28Do you remember this?
00:34:29The BFF 1000.
00:34:30How it looked in real life.
00:34:31You're starting to remember.
00:34:32How'd you get that?
00:34:33I found it.
00:34:34You stole it.
00:34:35You threw it away.
00:34:36I want it back.
00:34:37First, tell me what it does.
00:34:38It recreates the entire Bigfoot language amplified on a frequency that only they can hear.
00:34:42Like a dog whistle?
00:34:44You make it sound so simple.
00:34:45What happened when you activated it?
00:34:46Nothing.
00:34:47I want it back.
00:34:48First, tell me what it does.
00:34:50It recreates the entire Bigfoot language amplified on a frequency that only they can hear.
00:34:56Like a dog whistle?
00:34:57You make it sound so simple.
00:35:00What happened when you activated it?
00:35:02Nothing.
00:35:03Because Bigfoot is not real.
00:35:06Dorothy, I mean, in all these years, no one's even found a body.
00:35:09Wait.
00:35:09We're talking about a seven-foot-tall creature that walks upright.
00:35:14I need to interject here.
00:35:16No.
00:35:17I've been keeping a secret of yours for years.
00:35:21Years, and I can't keep it any longer.
00:35:24It wasn't like it was on the TV show.
00:35:28We did not all go into the woods with you.
00:35:32You went alone.
00:35:36When you came back, what did you say?
00:35:39You said that you would not make fun of me.
00:35:42You stood right out there and promised.
00:35:44You're going to have to talk about it, Dorothy.
00:35:46Dorothy, you can't keep lying.
00:35:48She's calling me a liar.
00:35:50Then stop lying.
00:35:51Stop lying.
00:35:52Okay?
00:35:57Okay.
00:36:00When I activated the device,
00:36:03he showed up.
00:36:06Bigfoot.
00:36:07Bigfoot.
00:36:12Yes.
00:36:14You saw him.
00:36:18I think so.
00:36:22What did he look like?
00:36:27What did you say to him?
00:36:28Is that why you quit?
00:36:33Because you thought no one would believe you?
00:36:38After I found him,
00:36:40I thought that
00:36:41I would feel different about myself.
00:36:45But when I looked in the mirror the next morning,
00:36:52I was still me.
00:36:55You thought that finding Bigfoot would change you?
00:36:59Would make you feel better about yourself?
00:37:03Make me like me.
00:37:06And it didn't?
00:37:10No.
00:37:10Why did you come here today, Dot?
00:37:18Esme said,
00:37:19if I did,
00:37:20then people would leave me alone.
00:37:23Why did you really come here?
00:37:25I listened to your podcast.
00:37:31You said that
00:37:32you found new evidence.
00:37:34I need to know what it is.
00:37:37And you will find out.
00:37:40But first,
00:37:41let me just take a moment to say
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00:37:51Dorothy, wait.
00:37:53Hey!
00:37:55I was watching the live stream.
00:37:56I'm sorry.
00:37:57I did not know
00:37:58she was going to corner you like that.
00:38:00So you really saw Bigfoot?
00:38:02Because earlier you said
00:38:04there was nothing out there.
00:38:05What difference does it make?
00:38:07I want to meet him too.
00:38:09I saw my monster
00:38:10because I dedicated my life
00:38:12to finding him.
00:38:13I made sacrifices.
00:38:14Did you do that?
00:38:15Please.
00:38:15You're too busy texting your bae.
00:38:17You don't care as much as I do.
00:38:19You're just like Willow.
00:38:22I liked you better
00:38:23when you were missing.
00:38:25The Uber's still waiting.
00:38:30You take it.
00:38:32Find my own way home.
00:38:33You're too busy.
00:38:38Oh, Tannenbaum, oh, Tannenbaum,
00:38:42oh, Tannenbaum,
00:38:42oh, Tannenbaum,
00:38:42wie treu sind deine Blätter.
00:38:46Oh, Tannenbaum, oh, Tannenbaum,
00:38:52wie treu sind deine Blätter.
00:38:56Oh, Tannenbaum, oh, Tannenbaum,
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00:40:00Who is it?
00:40:05The Ghost of Christmas Past.
00:40:07Come on, open up.
00:40:12Dorothy March, you are a vision and orange.
00:40:18Breezy?
00:40:20It's the hair, right?
00:40:21It's changed since we were kids.
00:40:23You're really here?
00:40:26Indeed I am.
00:40:27I was listening to Willis' podcast.
00:40:29What's going on in this room?
00:40:33What do you need?
00:40:37It feels like someone died in here.
00:40:39Well, my mom did, in fact, die in here three years ago.
00:40:45That's the energy I'm picking up on.
00:40:49Where are your candles?
00:40:51I don't have any candles.
00:40:55Well, don't worry.
00:40:56I always bring some.
00:40:58I can't possibly stay here with this death aura.
00:41:04You're planning on staying, but I haven't seen you in, like, 20 years.
00:41:10And yet our psychic connection never faded.
00:41:14See, I always knew that you were safe, wherever you were.
00:41:19I was here.
00:41:21Well, I couldn't see that.
00:41:26And what about you?
00:41:27Are you still in the Bronx?
00:41:30Did you really just ask me that?
00:41:32Well, how am I supposed to know?
00:41:33Because I run the most successful chain of occult stores in the tri-state area.
00:41:41The village voice said that I was single-handedly responsible for bringing witchcraft back to New York.
00:41:47I think I just saw your commercial.
00:41:49See?
00:41:50Second connection.
00:41:52Face it, Marsh.
00:41:53There's something supernatural going on here.
00:41:58Oh, do you have anything to drink?
00:42:00Yoo-hoo.
00:42:01It's fine.
00:42:02I brought my own.
00:42:11How big is your purse?
00:42:13You want to find out?
00:42:19That's him.
00:42:20Um.
00:42:22I'm okay.
00:42:23Shut up.
00:42:29So.
00:42:31You really did see Bigfoot.
00:42:33Woo!
00:42:35Except you told Willow and you didn't tell me.
00:42:39Well, she was my best friend.
00:42:41She was your worst enemy.
00:42:42Sometimes people can be the same thing.
00:42:46Did you tell Einstein?
00:42:48No!
00:42:49Of course not.
00:42:49I didn't tell anyone else besides her.
00:42:52At least there's no other.
00:42:53So, is that why you're here?
00:42:57To talk to me about Bigfoot for your podcast or something?
00:43:01Don't friggin' insult me.
00:43:03No, friggin' podcast.
00:43:06I'm here because I am a creature of insatiable curiosity.
00:43:11And I never do satiate it with Mothman.
00:43:20It's fine.
00:43:20I invited him.
00:43:21No one's here.
00:43:34Look more!
00:43:40Still no one.
00:43:42Look weirder.
00:43:43Who is that?
00:43:51I'm the smartest kid in Staten Island.
00:43:55Einstein Funicello!
00:43:59Are you gonna stand there?
00:44:01Or are you gonna come in?
00:44:03Stand here.
00:44:04Come in.
00:44:05Stand here!
00:44:07Just come in.
00:44:08Come in.
00:44:22Tell her what you know.
00:44:25So you know that team of researchers that Willow's always talking about?
00:44:31It me.
00:44:32Is that supposed to impress her?
00:44:34Because it impresses no one.
00:44:36Well, when Willow asked me to find her five months ago, I did.
00:44:41She knew I was here?
00:44:43I told her that you were here, working at the Queens Public Library in Queens, ever since
00:44:50you graduated from Queens College, which is also in Queens.
00:44:56So why didn't she just find me?
00:44:59Sure she has reasons.
00:45:01She just wanted to exploit me so that she could sell more fruit by the foot and Dunkaroos.
00:45:10She doesn't currently advertise any of those products.
00:45:15She's the worst person I've ever met.
00:45:17Oh come on, she's not that bad.
00:45:18Einstein just said she didn't care about the science.
00:45:22So?
00:45:22Well, she didn't have to because you did.
00:45:26Willow had one skill, which is to get our name out there and she's still doing that.
00:45:31Well, she's like, impossible to deal with.
00:45:38Really?
00:45:39And, um, how many people are you estranged from?
00:45:45Not that many.
00:45:46Your friends?
00:45:47Okay, all of them.
00:45:49Your dad?
00:45:50Well, I never even met him.
00:45:52Okay, your mom?
00:45:53She died!
00:45:54Still!
00:45:56Estranged!
00:45:57What's your point?
00:45:58My point is, yes.
00:46:00Okay, Willow is a shit.
00:46:03But did you ever think that maybe you're a shit too?
00:46:06Wait, so you actually saw Bigfoot?
00:46:14Heard him?
00:46:17Smelled him?
00:46:19Why does your weird little mind always go right to smells?
00:46:24What did he look like?
00:46:28Well, he was tall.
00:46:33Well, I would hope so.
00:46:34And he was about our age.
00:46:44And he had eyes the color of earth.
00:46:53When he looked at me,
00:46:57they were so incredibly kind.
00:46:59Oh, my God.
00:47:06What?
00:47:07I can't believe I didn't pick up on this earlier.
00:47:10What?
00:47:12You and Willow always made fun of me because I wanted to marry Mothman.
00:47:17Wait, you actually wanted to marry Mothman?
00:47:18But in reality,
00:47:19you've had the hots for Bigfoot this entire time!
00:47:23I wanted to marry Mothman.
00:47:23Anyway,
00:47:24I only saw him that one time.
00:47:28He got scared off by a passing G27 bus.
00:47:34And he disappeared.
00:47:40Did you ever use the device again?
00:47:42I wasn't ready for him.
00:47:47Are you ready now?
00:47:50Fine.
00:47:52Can I come in?
00:47:53Yes.
00:47:54No!
00:47:55Dorothy.
00:47:56I just wanted you to know that I was really excited to talk to you.
00:48:00You can ask anyone.
00:48:02My husband,
00:48:03my parents,
00:48:03even Einstein.
00:48:05You were practically all she talked about.
00:48:08I've looked up to you since I was 12.
00:48:10So,
00:48:11I got nervous.
00:48:13It was disgusting.
00:48:15There's so much history between us.
00:48:18You were my best friend.
00:48:20And worst enemy.
00:48:21Wait,
00:48:22worst enemy?
00:48:24You thought that?
00:48:25I never thought that.
00:48:27I thought we were friends.
00:48:29Breezy said it.
00:48:30Well,
00:48:31yeah,
00:48:31throw me under the B27 bus.
00:48:33Well,
00:48:34that's why I got defensive.
00:48:36I thought you'd shut me out like you always do.
00:48:38I don't do that.
00:48:40Oh,
00:48:40please.
00:48:41You were the one who stopped talking to all three of us.
00:48:45Why?
00:48:46What did we do wrong?
00:48:48Was it because I ate Patty's cat food?
00:48:50Because I have a perfectly logical explanation for that.
00:48:54It looked delicious.
00:48:57No.
00:48:57It's because the Bigfoot Club was my life.
00:49:01It was our lives too.
00:49:05And just when people finally started to care about us,
00:49:09it,
00:49:09us,
00:49:10you quit.
00:49:11And we all had to find a way to keep it going.
00:49:15For the fame.
00:49:17Yes,
00:49:17but also for the science.
00:49:20That's not true.
00:49:22Did you ever see the Loch Ness Monster?
00:49:24Or you,
00:49:24Mothman?
00:49:25Or you,
00:49:26the Jersey Devil?
00:49:27No.
00:49:28Because you didn't care like I did.
00:49:31Oh,
00:49:31piss into the oblivion.
00:49:33Really,
00:49:34Dot?
00:49:35I love lake monsters.
00:49:36You know I love lake monsters.
00:49:38You think I didn't want to see the Jersey Devil?
00:49:42He's got wings and a tail.
00:49:45Wings and a tail.
00:49:46You never believed in any of us.
00:49:49But we always believed in you.
00:49:52You threw the BFF 1000 into a dumpster.
00:49:56We dug it out.
00:49:57We maintained it for years.
00:50:00Technically I did the maintenance.
00:50:02And just last month,
00:50:04it started making sounds.
00:50:06Here,
00:50:07listen.
00:50:08No,
00:50:08don't push that button.
00:50:12Listen to what we found.
00:50:14When did you put that hat on?
00:50:16This could be the scientific discovery of the century.
00:50:20Einstein?
00:50:21I sense that it's the real deal.
00:50:24Guys,
00:50:24something's wrong.
00:50:26You're sick?
00:50:27Say,
00:50:28No,
00:50:30it isn't that.
00:50:32Listen,
00:50:32Dorothy.
00:50:33Do you hear it?
00:50:35Yes.
00:50:37What's it say?
00:50:38She's concentrating.
00:50:41Look,
00:50:42Dorothy.
00:50:43What is that?
00:50:45More like,
00:50:45who is that?
00:50:47It's the...
00:50:48I know.
00:50:50The Loch Ness Monster.
00:50:54No,
00:50:55but Burger,
00:50:56it's not the Loch Ness Monster.
00:50:58It's Bigfoot.
00:50:59Really?
00:51:01I think so.
00:51:04Let me listen closer.
00:51:06This is what you meant by closer?
00:51:08Be quiet,
00:51:09Peabrain.
00:51:09This is how Dorothy thinks.
00:51:11Oh,
00:51:11kiss my asteroid,
00:51:12Rizmopolis.
00:51:14Willow,
00:51:15I can't tell what's real and what's not anymore.
00:51:19What did she say?
00:51:20Mind your peace wax,
00:51:21will you?
00:51:23Willow,
00:51:23please.
00:51:24Dorothy.
00:51:25There's that voice again.
00:51:25What is it,
00:51:28Dorothy?
00:51:29I think that's the voice I heard when we were kids,
00:51:32except deeper,
00:51:36older.
00:51:37And closer too,
00:51:39right?
00:51:39Like,
00:51:40really,
00:51:40really,
00:51:40really,
00:51:41really,
00:51:41really,
00:51:41really,
00:51:42really,
00:51:42really,
00:51:42really,
00:51:42close.
00:51:47Why did he come back?
00:51:49Don't you realize?
00:51:51Don't you know?
00:51:53He wants to see you again,
00:51:55Dorothy.
00:51:55Oh.
00:52:00But,
00:52:01I mean,
00:52:03what if,
00:52:03let me guess,
00:52:04what if you feel the same way as you felt the first time?
00:52:08If getting everything you ever wanted isn't actually a cure-all for all of your problems,
00:52:14and it makes you realize how alone you have been in art?
00:52:19Yes,
00:52:20actually,
00:52:22exactly that.
00:52:23Well,
00:52:24deal with it.
00:52:26Because success makes all of us feel that way.
00:52:36I think I want to see him again.
00:52:38Can we come with you?
00:52:39this whole time,
00:52:42we never got to see our monsters.
00:52:44At the very least,
00:52:45maybe we can see yours.
00:52:49There's someone else we should invite first.
00:52:51Hey.
00:53:02Hi.
00:53:02Hi.
00:53:06So,
00:53:06I said some really mean things.
00:53:10Oh,
00:53:10it's okay.
00:53:10No,
00:53:11it's not.
00:53:11I'm not very good at making friends,
00:53:17and I'm even worse at keeping them.
00:53:20Well,
00:53:21I think that's because you're-
00:53:22The point is,
00:53:23I'm trying to be better.
00:53:24Thank you for still being a fan of my work.
00:53:30I think it's really cool,
00:53:32actually.
00:53:33I wish you could tell that to Davey.
00:53:36He thinks I'm crazy for moving out here.
00:53:39Wait,
00:53:40you moved here?
00:53:42From the Pacific Northwest,
00:53:44ironically enough.
00:53:46That's where I grew up.
00:53:47Did you ask Davey to come with you?
00:53:52He has a life back in Oregon.
00:53:56His family,
00:53:57his friends,
00:53:58his career.
00:54:00So,
00:54:01you don't have those things?
00:54:04I actually do.
00:54:07I was in my final year at Oregon State,
00:54:11and
00:54:12then Davey proposed.
00:54:15What did you say?
00:54:18I told him no.
00:54:21I had to leave to pursue my dreams.
00:54:26But,
00:54:26Davey still believes in you,
00:54:28right?
00:54:32That doesn't last forever.
00:54:38Come on.
00:54:40I want to show you something.
00:54:45The Bigfoot Club.
00:54:56All in one place.
00:54:59Is that...
00:55:01And is it...
00:55:02He's here.
00:55:05Do you want to go see him?
00:55:05The Bigfoot Club were convinced
00:55:22they'd found their monster,
00:55:24so they waited.
00:55:25But as time passed,
00:55:37there was no sign of him.
00:55:44After five hours of waiting in the cold,
00:55:47they grew restless.
00:55:48Breezy had her assistant pick her up
00:55:58and drive her back to the Bronx.
00:56:04Einstein took a yellow cab
00:56:05all the way to Staten Island.
00:56:07As for Dot, Willow, and Esme,
00:56:15they waited until just before dawn.
00:56:21Then, they gave up.
00:56:23Is she going to be okay?
00:56:42I think so.
00:56:45I should probably head home.
00:56:48Brooklyn?
00:56:48Brooklyn?
00:56:49No.
00:56:50Dorothy.
00:56:51You've been to my house.
00:56:51Oh, right.
00:56:54Sorry.
00:56:55Wait.
00:56:57You know,
00:56:58I did look for you all these years.
00:57:01This was the one place
00:57:02I didn't want to check.
00:57:04Why not?
00:57:06You were my hero.
00:57:09If you gave up on your search,
00:57:11what hope did the rest of us have?
00:57:16Anyway,
00:57:17have a good night.
00:57:21You told me Bigfoot would show up.
00:57:35I know.
00:57:36I needed him to show up.
00:57:39Well,
00:57:39what do you expect me to do?
00:57:41You can't just
00:57:42call him over
00:57:43like some stupid dog.
00:57:44I like dogs.
00:57:46It's just that
00:57:47he's a creature with feelings.
00:57:50Dogs have feelings.
00:57:52I didn't say dogs don't have feelings.
00:57:54He had kind eyes,
00:57:56the color of the earth.
00:57:58Who told you I said that?
00:57:59Einstein?
00:58:00And he was,
00:58:00oh,
00:58:01so gentle.
00:58:03I don't sound like that.
00:58:04How do you know what you sound like?
00:58:06The bone conduction in your head
00:58:07makes your voice sound different.
00:58:08You're explaining bone conduction to me?
00:58:11Yes.
00:58:12Look,
00:58:13clearly,
00:58:14you're exhausted.
00:58:16Why don't you just stay the night?
00:58:18You can
00:58:18sleep in my bed.
00:58:20I don't want to take your bed.
00:58:22It's fine.
00:58:24I usually sleep on the couch
00:58:25with Patty anyways.
00:58:28I'll just
00:58:29rest my eyes
00:58:31for a minute.
00:58:33But I'm not even that tired.
00:58:34Do you feel like you
00:58:47let her down?
00:58:48I don't want to talk to you.
00:58:51Well,
00:58:51then call your friends.
00:58:53Or did you push them away again?
00:58:55Of course,
00:58:56I feel like I let her down.
00:58:59She gave up her whole life
00:59:01because she thought
00:59:02I could help her find her monster.
00:59:04Maybe she did find her monster.
00:59:11Willow?
00:59:12Did you forget something?
00:59:24Hello?
00:59:25What are you doing here?
00:59:29You sent out that signal.
00:59:31I heard it.
00:59:34What do you mean?
00:59:36That signal was meant for...
00:59:37No.
00:59:45You're him.
00:59:50Bigfoot.
00:59:52Oh.
00:59:53No one's ever called me
00:59:54that name before.
00:59:56Well,
00:59:57maybe not to your face.
01:00:02I saw you
01:00:03when I was 15, right?
01:00:05Yeah.
01:00:07I'm sorry
01:00:08I ran away that night.
01:00:10I understood.
01:00:12You looked scared.
01:00:15I was scared for you.
01:00:19Is this
01:00:19your dwelling?
01:00:22Yeah.
01:00:24Yeah.
01:00:30Are all those people
01:00:31you were with still here?
01:00:33No.
01:00:34They're gone.
01:00:35Except
01:00:36as I mean
01:00:36she was asleep.
01:00:38So it's just us.
01:00:42Good.
01:00:42Good.
01:01:05Hey.
01:01:05Hey.
01:01:05Um.
01:01:08When we first met
01:01:09you looked different.
01:01:15For a while
01:01:16I thought I imagined it.
01:01:18Now I wonder
01:01:19if I did see it.
01:01:22You did.
01:01:24Can you show me?
01:01:28It's simple, really.
01:01:29Is this enough?
01:01:37Can I change back now?
01:01:46How do you do that?
01:01:48Oh, it's my natural form.
01:01:50My father said
01:01:53we developed this one
01:01:54so that we could hide
01:01:56from people
01:01:57because people
01:01:59want to hurt us.
01:02:02I guess he was right.
01:02:04Oh, what happened?
01:02:06I don't know.
01:02:07Something big and yellow
01:02:09hit me while I was
01:02:10crossing the street.
01:02:11A taxi?
01:02:12I don't know what it was.
01:02:13Here, sit down on the couch.
01:02:15I can help you.
01:02:28I can't believe you're here.
01:02:30I spent so much time
01:02:32thinking about you.
01:02:35Can I make a confession?
01:02:38Ever since we met that night
01:02:40I've been thinking about you too.
01:02:45Really?
01:02:47Yeah.
01:02:49My mom and dad
01:02:50said I was going crazy.
01:02:53You were all I talked about
01:02:54for a while.
01:02:57I knew I had to
01:02:58come back to this place.
01:03:01And I remembered the area.
01:03:03The noises.
01:03:07The smells.
01:03:09Um, can you lift up
01:03:10your shirt?
01:03:12Shirt?
01:03:15Oh.
01:03:20This is going to sting.
01:03:31It didn't sting?
01:03:34What does that liquid do?
01:03:36It
01:03:36disinfects the wound
01:03:38so that
01:03:39you don't get sick.
01:03:41Can I keep it
01:03:43when you're done?
01:03:45Of course.
01:03:52You know,
01:03:54I thought that
01:03:56might have been you.
01:03:58That day
01:03:58at the place
01:03:59with the
01:03:59boxes
01:04:02and the meats.
01:04:05It's called a deli.
01:04:06Oh.
01:04:07I thought I recognized
01:04:09your eyes.
01:04:11You remembered my eyes.
01:04:14I haven't stopped
01:04:15remembering your eyes.
01:04:18I remembered yours.
01:04:20But you look different now.
01:04:26Well, so do you.
01:04:28Did I say something wrong?
01:04:31It's just
01:04:31we were kids then.
01:04:36It was a long time ago.
01:04:38We've both
01:04:40gotten older.
01:04:43How old are you now,
01:04:44anyways?
01:04:46I don't understand
01:04:48the question.
01:04:50Oh.
01:04:50Well,
01:04:51out here
01:04:51we mark life
01:04:52in time.
01:04:54Days,
01:04:55months,
01:04:56years.
01:04:57How do you
01:04:58mark life
01:04:58out there?
01:05:01Well,
01:05:01there are two
01:05:04pillars.
01:05:06Birth
01:05:07and then
01:05:09death.
01:05:11That's it?
01:05:14There has to be
01:05:15more to life
01:05:16than just
01:05:17those
01:05:17two pillars.
01:05:19Does there?
01:05:20Yes,
01:05:21of course.
01:05:22Why?
01:05:24How have you
01:05:24marked life
01:05:25between those
01:05:26two pillars?
01:05:29I did a lot.
01:05:31I
01:05:31worked,
01:05:34I watched TV,
01:05:37and I played
01:05:38with my cat.
01:05:41All those
01:05:42exciting things
01:05:42out here.
01:05:48How have you
01:05:49marked life
01:05:50between those
01:05:51two pillars?
01:05:53I ate.
01:05:56I walked.
01:05:59A lot.
01:06:01I saw the world
01:06:03from all sorts
01:06:04of different
01:06:04places.
01:06:07But the thing
01:06:07I did the most,
01:06:09the thing that
01:06:11brought me the
01:06:11most fulfillment,
01:06:13is I spent time
01:06:15with my mom
01:06:15and dad,
01:06:17my brothers
01:06:18and sisters,
01:06:20my friends.
01:06:21are they
01:06:24monsters too?
01:06:26Monsters?
01:06:28They're my
01:06:28family.
01:06:29No,
01:06:29I'm sorry.
01:06:30I didn't mean it
01:06:31like that.
01:06:39Are you hungry?
01:06:41Yes.
01:06:42I have pizza.
01:06:44Is it good?
01:06:44Uh-huh.
01:06:48Let me heat
01:06:49it up.
01:06:50Here.
01:06:52You can watch TV.
01:06:53Have you got
01:06:53everything?
01:06:54Uh-huh.
01:06:55I will go over to that
01:06:56comedy guy and tell him
01:06:57we're through,
01:06:57and at the same time,
01:06:58I'll give him a piece
01:06:59of my mind.
01:07:00I don't blame you.
01:07:01Three times a day.
01:07:03People in the house
01:07:04so little.
01:07:06Oh!
01:07:07That's a movie.
01:07:09I watch that one
01:07:09a lot.
01:07:13So, um,
01:07:14how many siblings
01:07:15do you have?
01:07:17I had five,
01:07:18but they're all
01:07:20gone now.
01:07:22What happened?
01:07:25They got hurt.
01:07:29And we didn't have
01:07:30that magic lip
01:07:31would you have?
01:07:38My mom died.
01:07:46She got sick, too.
01:07:50She was the only
01:07:51person that
01:07:52actually liked me.
01:07:56Now she's gone.
01:08:00As we move closer
01:08:01to that second pillar,
01:08:04the world we come
01:08:06to know
01:08:06begins to disappear.
01:08:08piece by piece.
01:08:13So we hold on
01:08:14to people
01:08:15just a little closer.
01:08:20That's why
01:08:20I wanted to find you,
01:08:21Dorothy.
01:08:23I'd like for you
01:08:24to come back with me.
01:08:27To the woods?
01:08:29Yes.
01:08:30Do you have, like,
01:08:31a house?
01:08:32No.
01:08:33Where do you sleep?
01:08:34Dirt.
01:08:35What about winters?
01:08:36They're cold.
01:08:37What do you do?
01:08:39My natural form
01:08:39protects me.
01:08:41I can't do that.
01:08:43I'd freeze to death.
01:08:46Oh.
01:08:47Right.
01:08:51I have an idea.
01:08:52You could stay here
01:08:53with me.
01:08:55Okay.
01:08:56Um,
01:08:56yes.
01:08:59You don't,
01:09:00you don't like that idea.
01:09:02My mom and dad
01:09:03warned me about this place.
01:09:05They said if people
01:09:06knew what I was,
01:09:07I'd be considered a freak.
01:09:09So you wouldn't
01:09:10survive out here either.
01:09:15It's not fair.
01:09:15I waited so long
01:09:18for this moment
01:09:19to come
01:09:19and I wasn't ready
01:09:20the first time
01:09:21and
01:09:21now I am.
01:09:24What was that?
01:09:27Our pizza.
01:09:30Come on.
01:09:30Hey, where are we going?
01:09:33This tunnel leads
01:09:34to the outside wall.
01:09:36We're making our escape.
01:09:39Well, are we allowed
01:09:39to do that?
01:09:42Go ahead.
01:09:43I'm sorry I got
01:09:54so upset earlier.
01:09:56It's okay.
01:09:57I want to be with you.
01:09:59I do.
01:10:02But we can't make it work.
01:10:05We can't?
01:10:07No.
01:10:10We just have to accept
01:10:11that we're different.
01:10:13Two different.
01:10:15We are.
01:10:19Yes.
01:10:39Shine on,
01:10:41Shine on,
01:10:42Harvest Moon
01:10:44Up in the sky
01:10:46I ain't
01:10:49Had no loving
01:10:51Since January,
01:10:53April,
01:10:54June or July
01:10:55Snow time,
01:10:58Take no time
01:11:00To stay
01:11:01Outdoors and spoon
01:11:03Shine on,
01:11:07Shine on,
01:11:08Harvest Moon
01:11:09For me
01:11:10Olly,
01:11:11Is that really you?
01:11:13Of course it's me.
01:11:15Gee, I'm glad to see you.
01:11:16Hey.
01:11:40Good morning.
01:11:42Where is he?
01:11:47Who?
01:11:48Bigfoot.
01:11:49He came last night
01:11:50After you fell asleep.
01:11:52Bigfoot did?
01:11:53Well, he didn't call himself Bigfoot.
01:11:56What did he call himself?
01:11:58He didn't give me a name.
01:12:00I'm not even sure he has one.
01:12:03Are you being serious right now?
01:12:05Yes.
01:12:05How did Bigfoot get into your apartment?
01:12:08He just walked in the front door.
01:12:12But witnesses have described him as being over seven feet tall and covered in thick hair.
01:12:17I know how witnesses describe him.
01:12:19Wouldn't someone have seen him coming down the street?
01:12:21Then up the stairs?
01:12:23The thing is that he can change into a human form.
01:12:26So a regular guy came in here, said he was Bigfoot, and you believed him?
01:12:33Because I watched him transform right on this spot.
01:12:39And he didn't leave behind any evidence?
01:12:42Look, he ate some pizza.
01:12:48Backwards.
01:12:49Isn't that how you eat it?
01:12:52You don't believe me, do you?
01:12:54It was a long night.
01:12:55Maybe you just got confused.
01:12:58You came here because you wanted me to help you find Bigfoot.
01:13:01I know!
01:13:02It's just...
01:13:03This all sounds so...
01:13:06What?
01:13:07Crazy!
01:13:15Hey.
01:13:16That's me.
01:13:19Davey loves you, right?
01:13:23He does.
01:13:25And do you miss him?
01:13:27Very much.
01:13:29Then you should go home.
01:13:31Because to me,
01:13:33leaving someone you love sounds
01:13:35really crazy.
01:13:39I took a risk.
01:13:42Haven't you ever taken a risk before?
01:13:49I don't know.
01:13:50I think...
01:13:51...
01:14:08Hi, I know you don't care about podcasts, but our episode is on track to be my most
01:14:24downloaded podcast ever. It's getting a ton of mainstream press and it is huge amongst
01:14:30the Bigfoot community. You should say BFC to save more time.
01:14:35Well, everyone in the BFC is saying the same thing. They love you and hate me.
01:14:46Really? They were nostalgic for the Bigfoot Club. They just wanted us to reminisce about it.
01:14:53That would have been nice. Why did we ever stop talking in the first place?
01:15:00I used to think that it was because we wanted different things from the Bigfoot Club, but
01:15:07now I realize it's something else. After I saw him, I wanted to give up my search and
01:15:14I knew you would never let me. You really were always the best at this.
01:15:25Willow, I saw him again. He came to my apartment last week. He can change from Bigfoot into a
01:15:36regular person. He asked me to go back with him into the woods, but I knew it wouldn't work.
01:15:46I fell asleep in his arms and when I woke up, he was gone.
01:15:49I know it sounds crazy. You don't have to believe me.
01:15:56I do believe you.
01:15:59Really?
01:16:02I'm also very, very jealous.
01:16:05Of me?
01:16:07I haven't even seen my monster once. You've seen yours now twice.
01:16:12I know. I know you always thought I never cared about the science.
01:16:17That I only cared about the fame. But the truth is, I cared about both.
01:16:25I know you did.
01:16:30Hey, we're having Christmas at my house this year.
01:16:33I'd like for you to come and meet my husband. Is that okay?
01:16:39I'd like that.
01:16:46You realized something in that moment. What was it?
01:17:00It's like Esme said.
01:17:07I liked me better when I was missing.
01:17:17Shortly after we recorded this program, Dorothy March disappeared once again.
01:17:25Is Dorothy March still alive?
01:17:29If so, has she gone to live amongst the Bigfeet? I mean Bigfoots.
01:17:36For now, her whereabouts remain an unsolved mystery.
01:17:41I love you.
01:17:42I love you.
01:18:01I love you.
01:18:01Hi, Dot, is it really you?
01:18:26Of course it's me.
01:18:28I'm sorry I was gone so long.
01:18:31I have a really good excuse though, I had to make you something.
01:18:36I call it the Loch Ness Monster Finder 1000.
01:18:44I heard the sounds.
01:18:47What do they mean?
01:18:49I think you know.
01:18:51She's close?
01:18:53Coney Island.
01:18:55In Brooklyn?
01:18:58We've been looking in the wrong place this whole time.
01:19:03Do you want to go see her?
01:19:05Really?
01:19:07You mean it?
01:19:09I already found my monster.
01:19:13Now I want to help you find yours.
01:19:18I ask again.
01:19:22What if we didn't accept conventional wisdom?
01:19:27What if we were all open to seeing our monsters and kept searching every single day of our lives?
01:19:41What then would we find?
01:19:48What if we are?
01:19:49What if we have done that?
01:19:49What if we are on that?
01:19:51What if we are on that?
01:19:52What if we are on that?
01:19:53What if we are on that?
01:19:55What if we are on that?
01:19:56We have to make sure that ourämpel is not really good.
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