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00:00:00Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit.
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance. You are history's worst nightmare.
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract.
00:00:22For an arranged marriage. Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton.
00:00:30Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat. I tried to get along with you. You brought this on to yourself.
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:40Right back at you.
00:00:42I fucking hate you.
00:00:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:00So, you were arrested.
00:01:08Again.
00:01:11To be fair, we thought I was legal. We'll just swim there.
00:01:14There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:01:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:01:21If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I went in a game.
00:01:29Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:01:32Good boy.
00:01:34Oh.
00:01:39Okay.
00:01:40Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:01:42Hey.
00:01:42Maria.
00:01:44Oh.
00:01:44Hey, Jane.
00:01:45Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:01:55You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:09I make my own money.
00:02:11See, see.
00:02:13Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man phone.
00:02:17That means free underwear for life.
00:02:19For life.
00:02:21Some parents would be proud.
00:02:22Yeah.
00:02:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:27You are next up to be CEO.
00:02:30Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:35Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:02:40And don't be late.
00:02:43Bye, Dad.
00:02:54Excuse me.
00:03:01Eww.
00:03:03Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:05Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:08He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:13Like you, Amelia.
00:03:16Good one, Romulus.
00:03:32These are great.
00:03:33I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:36Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:39No problem.
00:03:40Cool.
00:03:40Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:48Hi.
00:03:49I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:51Chantal.
00:03:52Nice to meet you.
00:03:54I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:56I've got tickets to the premiere.
00:04:02Hold that thought.
00:04:05Hey, Dad.
00:04:06Where the hell were you?
00:04:08Dad, I'm at a photo shoot.
00:04:10You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:15I can meet him later.
00:04:17Now the suit lady's back on the plane again.
00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:22Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:24You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:26You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:30You interned.
00:04:31You went to business school.
00:04:33You have potential.
00:04:35Okay?
00:04:35But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:04:37Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:04:39Because so far, I ain't seen the ante from you.
00:04:44Bye, Dad.
00:04:47Hey.
00:04:49You okay?
00:04:51Yeah.
00:04:52But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:04:55So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:13Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:17Oh my god.
00:05:18There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:21But it's really expensive.
00:05:23And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:26Don't worry about that.
00:05:28I have money saved.
00:05:31I'll find the rest.
00:05:32We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:34We're going to get through this.
00:05:35Together.
00:05:36Thank you.
00:05:37Oh, yeah.
00:05:51Ciao, Gucci!
00:05:53Did she have a good mom?
00:05:57What's wrong?
00:06:03I'm sorry.
00:06:05This is...
00:06:05No, no, no.
00:06:06Forget about it.
00:06:06I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:09The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:11I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:06:15My dream.
00:06:15But it's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:20And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:06:23Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:26After her parents passed,
00:06:28I would do anything for her.
00:06:31Amelia,
00:06:32I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:36You do?
00:06:36Come back tonight
00:06:40and
00:06:41make something nice.
00:06:45Come on, Becky.
00:06:46Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:06:58Except for the dog hair.
00:06:59Come with me.
00:07:03I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:05Are they from Italy?
00:07:07Yes.
00:07:08Wow.
00:07:08Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:12Well,
00:07:13Amelia, meet
00:07:14Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:17I believe you both
00:07:18bumped into each other yesterday.
00:07:19Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:23I'm a dog walker.
00:07:24Don't be so defensive.
00:07:27I wasn't.
00:07:32Well,
00:07:32I suppose I'll let you two
00:07:34get acquainted.
00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:37Why don't you give yourself
00:07:38a glass of vino?
00:07:40Amelia.
00:07:42Arrivederci, huh?
00:07:49Do you want to do me a favor?
00:07:56What?
00:07:57Exactly.
00:08:04How does it look?
00:08:06Not half bad.
00:08:08I mean,
00:08:09it's fine.
00:08:10Whatever.
00:08:13Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:16Or not.
00:08:17I don't feel like being
00:08:18your photographer all night.
00:08:20You work for my dad.
00:08:21You have to do what I say.
00:08:22You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:25Just a few more pictures.
00:08:27I'm not here to update
00:08:28your Tinder profile.
00:08:29I don't need Tinder.
00:08:30I'm an underwear model.
00:08:32My DMs are flooded
00:08:33like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:35Whatever.
00:08:41Pour me another.
00:08:42I told you, I'm...
00:08:43Now!
00:08:47See, dog walker.
00:08:55That wasn't so hard.
00:08:59What the fuck?
00:09:01This is fucking Prada!
00:09:07Asshole!
00:09:09You're crazy, bitch!
00:09:12Amelia!
00:09:13Whoa.
00:09:13What's wrong?
00:09:14I asked her to pour me
00:09:16another drink
00:09:17and she flipped out!
00:09:18I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:09:20but your son is a prick.
00:09:21I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:22No, no, no, please.
00:09:22I apologize.
00:09:24My son, he's just immature.
00:09:26All right?
00:09:27And that's why I invited you
00:09:28to put forward it.
00:09:31Please.
00:09:31All right?
00:09:32Just have a seat.
00:09:33All right?
00:09:34And I promise
00:09:34he'll be on his best behavior
00:09:36for the rest of the night.
00:09:36Won't you, son?
00:09:37So, Amelia needs money
00:09:40to pay for her sister's
00:09:41cancer treatment.
00:09:44Cancer?
00:09:45Hmm.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:46And you need to settle down
00:09:48and prove that you're worthy
00:09:49of running the family business.
00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:55I want the business.
00:09:56Now,
00:09:57I think we can, uh,
00:09:59make a deal
00:10:00whereby everyone
00:10:01gets what they want.
00:10:03What kind of deal?
00:10:06Well,
00:10:07it's nothing crazy.
00:10:08No.
00:10:10You two just have
00:10:11to get married,
00:10:11that's all.
00:10:13What?
00:10:14What?
00:10:15Romulus,
00:10:16what are you saying?
00:10:17I can't marry
00:10:18the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:19Yeah,
00:10:20and I can't marry
00:10:21someone who picks up
00:10:21dog crap for a living.
00:10:23Well,
00:10:23at least I don't pose
00:10:24in my tighty-whities
00:10:25for money.
00:10:26Well,
00:10:26that's a little bit.
00:10:27Look,
00:10:28you have to grow up
00:10:29before you can
00:10:30run out business.
00:10:30And the best way
00:10:31to do that
00:10:32is to get married.
00:10:33We're not even a match.
00:10:35We hate each other.
00:10:36At least I do.
00:10:37Obviously.
00:10:38See,
00:10:39there's something
00:10:40uncommon already.
00:10:41Look,
00:10:42you know,
00:10:43my wife and I,
00:10:44we were opposites.
00:10:46Oh,
00:10:46yeah,
00:10:46we were like pizza
00:10:47and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:50She sure drove me crazy
00:10:51when we first met.
00:10:54I know you're probably
00:10:55thinking I'm just
00:10:55some old fool,
00:10:56but I learned a thing
00:10:58or two in 70 years.
00:10:59you two have
00:11:01chemistry.
00:11:02Yeah,
00:11:02like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:04As if.
00:11:06Romulus,
00:11:06isn't there another way?
00:11:08I don't want to be miserable
00:11:09for the rest of my life.
00:11:10Amelia,
00:11:11you do want to help
00:11:11your sister,
00:11:12don't you?
00:11:13Well,
00:11:14you'll be able
00:11:14to afford the treatment
00:11:15if you just agree
00:11:17to this arrangement.
00:11:22What's it gonna be?
00:11:26What's it gonna be?
00:11:27Fine.
00:11:31I'll do it.
00:11:32For Betsy.
00:11:37Well,
00:11:37Angelo,
00:11:38it's not polite
00:11:39to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:41If you're not gonna agree
00:11:42to marry her,
00:11:44then you're gonna lose
00:11:46the business.
00:11:47And you're also gonna lose
00:11:49your inheritance.
00:11:50What the hell,
00:11:51Dad?
00:11:54Fuck it.
00:11:55Fine.
00:11:56I'll do it.
00:11:56Now,
00:11:57let's just
00:11:58go into the office now.
00:12:01The lorries have already
00:12:02drafted the contract.
00:12:03And son,
00:12:04we're gonna need
00:12:05some champagne.
00:12:07Right, my mother?
00:12:08Yeah,
00:12:08try and make yourself
00:12:09look decent at home.
00:12:10You will be engaged
00:12:14for a period
00:12:15of 30 days.
00:12:16Followed by a wedding
00:12:18planned by me.
00:12:19And I'll tell you,
00:12:20it's gonna be a big one
00:12:21for the ages, too.
00:12:23I hope the Hollywood Bowl's
00:12:24not booked.
00:12:25Anyway,
00:12:26you must move in together
00:12:28immediately
00:12:28to avoid any suspicion,
00:12:30you know.
00:12:31Look,
00:12:31there's nothing wrong
00:12:32with an arranged marriage,
00:12:34but,
00:12:34well,
00:12:35it can't do any good
00:12:36if word got out
00:12:37to the public,
00:12:37right?
00:12:38That's why this has
00:12:39to be our own secret.
00:12:41Are we agreed?
00:12:43Sure.
00:12:44All right.
00:12:45Sign in.
00:12:46Salute
00:13:05to the new couple.
00:13:07Mmm.
00:13:16So,
00:13:17your place or mine?
00:13:19I'm not staying
00:13:20at a doghouse.
00:13:21Fine.
00:13:23Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:32So this is
00:13:33Michelangelo's place.
00:13:35It's like a museum in here.
00:13:38A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:40Ugh.
00:13:46Whoa.
00:13:55What was this?
00:13:57Put it in the trash.
00:13:58This isn't trash.
00:13:59These are my sisters.
00:14:00She's an artist.
00:14:01So put them in your room.
00:14:03I said you could live here,
00:14:04not decorate.
00:14:05Oh,
00:14:05I'm sorry.
00:14:06Is it clashing
00:14:07with your banana hammock?
00:14:08That's man-thong.
00:14:10It's trademarked.
00:14:15Look,
00:14:15I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:17If this isn't cleaned up
00:14:18by the time I get back,
00:14:18I'm throwing it all
00:14:19in the fireplace.
00:14:21It's an electric.
00:14:27Oh,
00:14:28by the way,
00:14:28this is gonna work.
00:14:31You might want to
00:14:32start wearing that.
00:14:34Gee,
00:14:35thanks.
00:14:36Welcome.
00:14:42You're getting married?
00:14:44Shh,
00:14:44Betsy,
00:14:45don't tell the whole world.
00:14:47Sorry,
00:14:48Amelia,
00:14:49it's just
00:14:49it's not like you.
00:14:52You're so
00:14:53reserved.
00:14:55Safe.
00:14:57Like I always
00:14:58taught you.
00:15:00Well,
00:15:01things change
00:15:02when you find out
00:15:02your sister has cancer.
00:15:05And besides,
00:15:06Michelangelo offered
00:15:07to help pay for
00:15:07some of your treatments.
00:15:09So,
00:15:09I'm okay with
00:15:10the quick proposal.
00:15:11Michelangelo,
00:15:12Michelangelo,
00:15:12the ninja turtle.
00:15:15No,
00:15:16Michelangelo,
00:15:17Dino Valeno,
00:15:19maybe you've heard of him?
00:15:21Michelangelo,
00:15:22Dino Valeno?
00:15:23Michelangelo,
00:15:23shh.
00:15:27Socialite animals
00:15:28like start a hundred
00:15:29canceled Bravo shows?
00:15:31How did you even meet?
00:15:33His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:36It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:40He's so
00:15:41toxic.
00:15:44Speak of the devil.
00:15:45You know,
00:15:49that's probably
00:15:50an old issue.
00:15:52This is a doctor's office.
00:15:55Amelia.
00:15:57Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:00Doctor's ready.
00:16:02We'll talk about this later.
00:16:09Thanks.
00:16:10Thanks.
00:16:15We're ready to get wet, baby.
00:16:28We're already wet.
00:16:29Where did that come from?
00:16:47Nice place.
00:17:13I love the artwork.
00:17:14Thanks.
00:17:15Finally.
00:17:17Ooh,
00:17:17good taste.
00:17:20Oh, I'm good.
00:17:22You had plenty at dinner.
00:17:24More for me.
00:17:28You know,
00:17:29if you like it down here,
00:17:31you should see the bed.
00:17:33Ooh.
00:17:42Who are you?
00:17:45Who are you?
00:17:48Chantel,
00:17:49this is Amelia,
00:17:50my roommate.
00:17:52Amelia.
00:17:54Whatever.
00:17:55Can you guys just keep it down?
00:17:57I have work tomorrow morning.
00:17:59This is my house?
00:18:01We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:18:04Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:18:06You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:08What's wrong,
00:18:09dog walker.
00:18:11He's jealous.
00:18:13Jealous?
00:18:13I'm not jealous!
00:18:17Sweet dreams!
00:18:18I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:27How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:30Even if he is kind of hot.
00:18:32See you later.
00:18:51And, um,
00:18:53don't worry about last night.
00:18:55Sorry.
00:18:56I had one too many to drink.
00:18:57It won't happen again.
00:18:58You better not.
00:18:59How's the hangover,
00:19:12roomie?
00:19:13Not now.
00:19:15My head's killing me.
00:19:16We need to talk about last night.
00:19:17No.
00:19:18What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:22I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:19:24Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:26But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:29And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:32Fine.
00:19:33I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:19:34Just give me my phone.
00:19:35My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:39And if the paparazzi find out about this,
00:19:41then the contract is violated.
00:19:43Then neither of us get what we want.
00:19:45Yeah, no shit.
00:19:46I'm serious.
00:19:48Don't screw this up.
00:19:49I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:19:54I know what I'm doing.
00:19:55Dog walker.
00:19:56And just so we're clear,
00:19:57I will fuck whoever I want.
00:19:59Whenever I want.
00:20:00Wherever I want.
00:20:02Fine.
00:20:03Do whatever you want.
00:20:06Sorry.
00:20:07It's a bit harsh.
00:20:08I'm just really...
00:20:10hungover.
00:20:14That could have gone better.
00:20:19Hey, baby.
00:20:22You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:25You're rich now.
00:20:26I know.
00:20:27I like it.
00:20:28Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:30You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:34Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:38Oh, fine.
00:20:39Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:20:42All right.
00:20:43Well, give him time, all right?
00:20:44Oh, and listen.
00:20:46He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:20:48Look, I...
00:20:49I promise.
00:20:50I wouldn't be so sure.
00:20:52Yeah, you're right.
00:20:54Well, we'll see you later.
00:20:56Yeah.
00:20:56Come on, Gucci.
00:20:57Yeah, yeah.
00:20:58Come on.
00:20:59Bye, Gooch.
00:21:03Hey, Amelia.
00:21:04Hey, Jake.
00:21:06Gucci, no!
00:21:07Royce!
00:21:10Say bad dog, but...
00:21:12I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:14It's to see you up close for once.
00:21:16Yeah.
00:21:17Same here.
00:21:17Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:21:28This whole family, actually.
00:21:30All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:33I should make a reality show.
00:21:34Little dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:21:39Do you want to walk together?
00:21:41Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:43Yeah.
00:21:43I'd like that.
00:21:49So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:21:52A couple months.
00:21:53I like it.
00:21:54I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:21:56Barista.
00:21:58Uber driver.
00:22:00Delivery guy.
00:22:02Movie extra?
00:22:03You were in a movie.
00:22:04Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:06I was trying to impress you.
00:22:07How about you?
00:22:10How long have you been doing this?
00:22:12I don't know.
00:22:12My whole life, I guess.
00:22:14It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:18I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:21Wow.
00:22:22I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:24Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:26If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:32My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:35Do you want to go?
00:22:37I'm gonna have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:22:41You did?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45I still do.
00:22:46He's cute.
00:22:50I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:22:54Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:23:00I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:02Hell yeah.
00:23:04I mean, uh, regular.
00:23:06Yeah.
00:23:08I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:13I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:16Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:20Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:23:25Looks pretty big.
00:23:27It was a big school.
00:23:29Public schools.
00:23:30Am I right?
00:23:36I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:39Me?
00:23:40Engaged?
00:23:41No.
00:23:42Are you kidding?
00:23:42I'm 24.
00:23:44I'm practically still a baby.
00:23:45I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:23:49Nope.
00:23:50Single and ready to mingle.
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:56Royce pooped.
00:23:58I should pick it up.
00:23:59Where?
00:23:59I don't see it.
00:24:00Just over there.
00:24:02Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:10Of course.
00:24:11It's an office.
00:24:12You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:24:15You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:24:20Very funny.
00:24:21You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:22Yes, I know.
00:24:23Yeah, that means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:24:26So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:24:30Can I get Starbucks first?
00:24:31Fuck no.
00:24:33Come on, Dad.
00:24:34Oh my goodness.
00:24:48Are you okay?
00:24:49Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:56You're engaged, remember?
00:24:57And this is our new palette.
00:25:02It's Matt's collection.
00:25:04He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:08But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:25:20What, Dad?
00:25:23What a day, Dad.
00:25:25It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:26Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:25:31Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:25:33Hard work does pay off.
00:25:35Let me just look at Amelia.
00:25:37What about her?
00:25:38She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:40Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:25:42But she just worked hard, and now, well now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:25:47I guess that's impressive.
00:25:49Yeah, see, see it is.
00:25:50I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:25:54I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:25:56Break's over.
00:26:18Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:19One day down.
00:26:21Forty more years to go.
00:26:23Heh heh heh heh.
00:26:25Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:26:37You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:26:45Tonight.
00:26:47Tonight?
00:26:48Shit.
00:26:49When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:26:50I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:26:52The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:26:54Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:26:56Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdina family.
00:27:01Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:27:04I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:07What's the matter?
00:27:09You're getting along, aren't you?
00:27:10Yeah, yeah.
00:27:11Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:27:15All right, so it's all settled.
00:27:16I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.
00:27:20All right, Dad.
00:27:35So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:27:40Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:27:45And?
00:27:47And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:27:50But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:27:53I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:27:56You better not let that hair down.
00:27:58Sorry, just an expression.
00:28:06How's it going in there?
00:28:08I'm coming out.
00:28:18It's that bad.
00:28:20I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:28:26Buy that dress.
00:28:27ASAP.
00:28:31Leave me alone, party boy.
00:28:34I've got my own function tonight.
00:28:35I'm coming in.
00:28:49I've got my own.
00:28:51So, let's go.
00:28:53I'm coming in.
00:28:53I'm coming in.
00:28:55What are you looking at?
00:29:11You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:13Oh, thanks.
00:29:13Um, I...
00:29:16Did you forget my name?
00:29:18No, it's just...
00:29:20Something different.
00:29:22Did you change your hair?
00:29:24Why do you care?
00:29:25The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:29:27I'm going out.
00:29:27I just forgot my charger.
00:29:29Awesome, thanks.
00:29:33I'm taking this.
00:29:35Wait, I've been calling you.
00:29:36We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:37I told you, I'm busy.
00:29:39Hold on!
00:29:43Amelia!
00:29:51All right, hey.
00:29:52Look who's right on time.
00:29:54Nice.
00:29:54Where's Amelia?
00:29:57She's sick.
00:29:59She can't make it.
00:30:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:02If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:30:05Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:30:07Give her some nice soup.
00:30:10I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:30:12Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:14Poor thing.
00:30:16Okay, Dad.
00:30:17See you in the office.
00:30:18See you in the office.
00:30:18See you in the office.
00:30:18See you in the office.
00:30:22Stupid dog walker?
00:30:26Tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:27I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:36Hey.
00:30:37It's Mike Lane with Dean Levino.
00:30:39Do you still track people?
00:30:40Wow.
00:30:56Amelia.
00:30:57Hi.
00:30:57You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:31:04Sorry.
00:31:05I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:06I kind of panicked.
00:31:08No worries.
00:31:08I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:31:12Yeah.
00:31:12But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:15Talk to the bartender.
00:31:16Wow.
00:31:17The IP treatment.
00:31:19You look like it.
00:31:20Thanks.
00:31:21Hey.
00:31:24Loverboy.
00:31:25We're on.
00:31:27Gotta go.
00:31:28Find me in the green room after.
00:31:31Hope you liked it.
00:31:32Break a leg.
00:31:33Loverboy.
00:31:33Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:31:56All I do.
00:31:58You know what I want, babe.
00:32:01You know what I want.
00:32:05Good.
00:32:06Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:07Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:10One more, please.
00:32:16But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:18Jake, you guys are great.
00:32:27You really think so?
00:32:30I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:32The who?
00:32:34You don't know the strokes.
00:32:38Are they older?
00:32:39I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:32:43It's all right.
00:32:44Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:32:47You want some of that a drink?
00:32:48Yeah.
00:32:49Thank you.
00:32:55So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:32:59Since I was 13.
00:33:01Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:33:05going someplace.
00:33:06That's awesome.
00:33:08And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:33:13You're going to quit dog walking?
00:33:15I thought you liked it.
00:33:16I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:21I don't even like dogs that much.
00:33:23I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:24A cat person?
00:33:29Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:31Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:33I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:33:36I just want to relax.
00:33:38Have a good time.
00:33:40You're beautiful, you know that?
00:33:41I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:33:46Now I'm not sure.
00:33:47We have nothing in common.
00:33:49Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:33:54The heck.
00:33:55I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:33:57Michelangelo had his fun.
00:33:58Now I can have mine.
00:33:59Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:16What's going on?
00:34:18That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:34:22He's not.
00:34:23You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:25Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:26What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:28Back off, dude.
00:34:30Back off.
00:34:31Grubby little hipster.
00:34:32She's my fiancée.
00:34:34So that was an engagement ring?
00:34:36Jake, I can explain.
00:34:39Let's go.
00:34:41I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:34:43I'm not Jake.
00:34:48This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:34:54And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:34:58I can't believe you did that.
00:35:03After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:35:05Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:08Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:35:11I'm not following you around.
00:35:13You know what?
00:35:13I get it.
00:35:14You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:17Oh, me jealous?
00:35:20Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:22Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:25I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:27I have a name.
00:35:30Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:31That is an original.
00:35:32I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:35:34Oh, fine!
00:35:35I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:35:39I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:35:42You're treating me like shit.
00:35:44That's from the Renaissance.
00:35:46You're history's worst nightmare.
00:35:47I tried to make this work with you.
00:35:49We signed a contract.
00:35:50For an arranged marriage.
00:35:52Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:35:55You are such a simpleton.
00:35:57Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:01Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:04I tried to get along with you.
00:36:05You brought this on to yourself.
00:36:06I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:08Right back at you.
00:36:10I fucking hate you.
00:36:12I fucking hate you more.
00:36:27I'm so sick.
00:36:57Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
00:37:27Michaelangelo?
00:37:29Dog Walker
00:37:29Oh, I forgot we did that last night
00:37:34Must have been all those free beers
00:37:37Uh-huh
00:37:38We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:37:42No, we had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened
00:37:45If that's what you want
00:37:47Definitely
00:37:48Um, I have to go to work
00:37:53I should get up too
00:37:56Oh, my head
00:37:58There's Pedialine in the fridge
00:38:00Thanks for coming today, sis
00:38:02Of course
00:38:03My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise
00:38:08Well, you look great
00:38:10Thanks
00:38:11I don't feel great
00:38:14The treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:38:17But you, on the other hand, are glowing today
00:38:21What's going on?
00:38:24So, Michaelangelo and I had sex last night
00:38:29Wait
00:38:30For the first time?
00:38:33Yeah
00:38:33We're taking it slow
00:38:35Michaelangelo
00:38:37The male gigolo
00:38:39Is taking it slow
00:38:40Maybe I did misjudge him
00:38:44And
00:38:46How was it?
00:38:50Well...
00:38:50Really bad
00:38:51Right?
00:38:52I knew it
00:38:53Actually
00:38:53It was the best sex I ever had
00:38:56Well, that explains the glow
00:39:00I am happy for you, sis
00:39:04Physical chemistry is important
00:39:07That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:39:09I don't get it
00:39:11He and I are nothing alike
00:39:13And yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:39:15I feel like
00:39:15Like an arcade game
00:39:17And he just keeps getting the high score
00:39:18Again and again
00:39:19And
00:39:19You get the picture
00:39:21Hey
00:39:24Opposites attract
00:39:27I mean
00:39:28That's why you guys love each other so much
00:39:30Because you're so different
00:39:32Something like that
00:39:34Here it comes
00:39:43Right on the schedule
00:39:44Dog walker's in love with me
00:39:46I'll have to let her down easy
00:39:48Weird
00:39:50I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:39:54What was that about?
00:40:04Must be the hangover
00:40:05Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight
00:40:15Maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:40:17Hey, unfortunately
00:40:31Something came up
00:40:32I can't make it tonight
00:40:34Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:40:40And why hasn't she
00:40:41Texted me yet?
00:40:42Hey
00:41:02Hi
00:41:05We should talk
00:41:08I'm not very good with words
00:41:14Me neither
00:41:14But
00:41:15Last night I
00:41:16You don't have to say anything
00:41:17We both know it was a mistake
00:41:19And we can just go back to hating each other
00:41:22Like nothing ever happened
00:41:24I don't think you understand it
00:41:25You just listen to me for a second
00:41:27Look
00:41:27You don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:41:29I'm a big girl
00:41:30I've had a one night stand before
00:41:32I've never been with someone like you before
00:41:35Okay
00:41:36I get it
00:41:37I'm not one of your
00:41:38Your models
00:41:39Or your
00:41:40Your D-list actresses
00:41:41You don't have to give me some
00:41:43Big speech about
00:41:44Letting me down easily
00:41:45I know that if you would take back last night
00:41:47That you would
00:41:48I mean
00:41:49Frankly so would I
00:41:50I mean you're driving me nuts
00:41:51You don't understand
00:41:52Let's
00:41:52Let's get some take out
00:41:54And figure this thing out
00:41:55I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:41:58Wait
00:42:00Did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:05What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:08I have a confession to make
00:42:09Last night
00:42:12I don't know how
00:42:14I don't know why
00:42:15That was the best sex I've ever had in my life
00:42:19Really?
00:42:22Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:24I'm not a good actor
00:42:25I could even do reality TV
00:42:27But
00:42:29There is
00:42:30A fire
00:42:32Between us Amelia
00:42:33Some kind of crazy
00:42:34Cosmic chemistry
00:42:35You sound like you're
00:42:38Reading a horoscope
00:42:40Amelia
00:42:41Please
00:42:42I know you felt it too
00:42:45Amelia
00:42:51Please
00:42:52Don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:42:55I felt it too
00:42:57So why are we fighting it?
00:43:04I've been thinking about you all day
00:43:06Me too
00:43:08You sido
00:43:09You feel it too
00:43:09Es compressor
00:43:10But
00:43:13I'm not even optimistic
00:43:14I think they've been doing it
00:43:14Lobo
00:43:14I am
00:43:15I feel
00:43:15I am
00:43:15You
00:43:16I 오
00:43:19You
00:43:21M
00:43:21Am
00:43:21ların
00:43:22She
00:43:22born
00:43:22As
00:43:24Credible
00:43:25If
00:43:26You
00:43:26Did
00:43:27cuanto
00:43:27My
00:43:28Cl Chef
00:43:29Wait
00:43:30Just
00:43:30fase
00:43:31You
00:43:32Does
00:43:33ה
00:43:34so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:43:45light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:43:50no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait
00:43:57till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:44:04you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:44:12thanks you know we could actually try this
00:44:17hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up
00:44:26we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together
00:44:32why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:44:35oh gucci what's the rush
00:44:50oh hey royce
00:44:57jake how's it going
00:45:00good yeah
00:45:02look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you about michelangelo
00:45:09we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:45:14is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off
00:45:21like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:45:24well i am his woman
00:45:26he saw us together and he got jealous
00:45:29and i don't blame him
00:45:31oh my god
00:45:32am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:45:36i didn't mean to pry
00:45:37just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:45:40i'm here if you need to talk
00:45:43thanks jake
00:45:44but i'm engaged
00:45:46remember
00:45:47and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:45:50well we had a connection
00:45:52you're a cat person
00:45:54it never would have worked
00:45:56come on gucci
00:45:58let's go
00:45:59cats are awesome
00:46:04that was a great presentation
00:46:09the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:12you think so
00:46:13maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:46:17oh yeah yeah
00:46:19now listen
00:46:19i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:46:22you mind watching your little brother for me
00:46:24gucci
00:46:25sure
00:46:25but i mean
00:46:27your dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:46:29yeah
00:46:29but that's how you impress her
00:46:31you invite her for a romantic date
00:46:33at the dog park
00:46:34at the dog park
00:46:35mm-hmm
00:46:36i just texted her
00:46:37it's all set
00:46:38now
00:46:39go get her lover boy
00:46:42so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:46:55you've never played fetch before
00:46:57it's my dad's dog
00:47:00not mine
00:47:01let me try
00:47:03that's okay
00:47:05i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:47:09do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:47:14no
00:47:16i like my work
00:47:17what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:47:22you're right i should work less
00:47:25if nothing else
00:47:27you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:47:30fetch gucci
00:47:34i've got a big surprise
00:47:41a surprise
00:47:42just wait and see
00:47:45grazie inzo
00:47:52have a good night mr. Dino Bellino
00:47:54what's that?
00:48:01special delivery from
00:48:03masterione's italian deli
00:48:04but gucci
00:48:08it's your favorite prosciutto
00:48:10you know
00:48:12that's awful for dogs
00:48:13right
00:48:14i thought you were
00:48:16off the clock
00:48:17besides a special occasion
00:48:20i also thought
00:48:23we could use his water bowl
00:48:24to pour a little chianti into
00:48:25i'm kidding
00:48:27this is for us
00:48:29why don't you get us a core screw
00:48:31what else is in the back
00:48:32just some imported italian ingredients
00:48:35so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:48:37you can cook
00:48:39that was so good
00:48:52i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:48:56how did you do this i can't cook at all
00:49:00making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:49:03did you learn in culinary school
00:49:05no my mom taught me
00:49:07tell me about her
00:49:09i never told a girl about my mom
00:49:12sorry
00:49:14i don't mean to pray
00:49:15she passed away when i was 11
00:49:18breast cancer
00:49:20but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:49:23she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:49:26and
00:49:26she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:49:29we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:49:35i still have all of her recipes
00:49:39here
00:49:39handwritten in italian
00:49:41that's really special
00:49:43i miss her
00:49:47this might sound corny but
00:49:49i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:49:53it's not corny
00:49:54but i didn't know you were such a softie
00:49:58just don't tell tmz
00:50:00what about your parents
00:50:03my parents died in a car accident
00:50:06when i was 13
00:50:07it's been me and betsy ever since
00:50:10i'm sorry
00:50:11i just really hope these treatments work
00:50:14i don't want to lose her too
00:50:18i'm sorry
00:50:21your story made me emotional
00:50:23i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:50:24i'll help you
00:50:26no no it's fine
00:50:27i like doing the dishes
00:50:28it relaxes me
00:50:29good
00:50:30because i hate them
00:50:32well then i guess we make a good team
00:50:34is it just the wine
00:50:40or am i really falling for
00:50:42him
00:50:43her
00:50:43you don't want espresso
00:50:47hey
00:50:56hey
00:50:57do you want an espresso
00:50:59i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:02no thank you
00:51:03i mean i have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:51:05okay well don't forget gucci
00:51:07how could i
00:51:08ready bro
00:51:11well let me fix your tie
00:51:13what do you know about ties
00:51:16you wear t-shirts to work
00:51:18and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:51:21touché
00:51:22there you go
00:51:24okay bye
00:51:25bye
00:51:27love you
00:51:30love you too
00:51:31sorry
00:51:41sorry
00:51:41reflex
00:51:42i didn't mean to say that
00:51:44me neither
00:51:45too soon
00:51:46talk about it later
00:51:48yeah
00:51:49okay
00:51:51okay
00:51:51uh could that have been any more awkward
00:51:54and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:51:58look who's here
00:52:03hey
00:52:03my little guy
00:52:05hey little gucci
00:52:07look at this right here
00:52:09huh
00:52:10let's try
00:52:12oh yeah now here's mine
00:52:16right
00:52:16just like that
00:52:18huh
00:52:18yeah
00:52:19even got one for big brother
00:52:21right there
00:52:22come to papa
00:52:24yes my boy
00:52:25all right
00:52:28all right
00:52:28so
00:52:28we gotta talk about this
00:52:30this wedding right
00:52:31this is two weeks off
00:52:32hollywood bowl
00:52:33they're waiting for an answer
00:52:35and i bumped into
00:52:36chris martin
00:52:37on the plane
00:52:38he says the band
00:52:39is free
00:52:40you like cold play right
00:52:42dad
00:52:43you can't have the wedding
00:52:44at the hollywood bowl
00:52:45oh
00:52:46well all right
00:52:48then we'll book
00:52:49the magic castle
00:52:50how about that
00:52:51not too big
00:52:51plenty of room for cold play
00:52:52huh
00:52:53dad
00:52:54let's just pump the brakes
00:52:55we cannot plan a wedding
00:52:57like this
00:52:57why
00:52:58something wrong with
00:52:59Amelia
00:53:00no
00:53:01everything's great
00:53:02it's better than great
00:53:04honestly
00:53:05but we cannot
00:53:07have a big flashy wedding
00:53:09that's
00:53:10our thing
00:53:11it's not Amelia's thing
00:53:12i think it'd make it
00:53:14uncomfortable
00:53:14wow
00:53:16i never thought of that
00:53:18you know
00:53:20you have a very good point
00:53:21there
00:53:21i'm very impressed
00:53:24you've never acted like this
00:53:27with any other woman
00:53:28i can't say i've ever felt like this
00:53:31with another girl
00:53:32sounds like you might be falling in love
00:53:35love
00:53:36yeah
00:53:38i don't know
00:53:40he's so cute
00:53:42all right all right
00:53:44change the deal
00:53:45gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:53:47all right
00:53:48and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:53:51a wedding
00:53:51with cold play
00:53:53no cold play dad
00:53:55no cold play
00:53:57so
00:54:03it's about my cancer treatment
00:54:06it's not working
00:54:08i know it
00:54:09i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:54:12and i'm cured
00:54:14what
00:54:15you're cured
00:54:17oh
00:54:18congratulations
00:54:20thank you
00:54:21i wasn't expecting it
00:54:23i didn't think i would be cured
00:54:25in only two sessions
00:54:26it only took two sessions
00:54:29i almost had enough in my savings
00:54:31to cover that
00:54:32maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:54:35what's wrong sis
00:54:37we should be celebrating
00:54:39i brought prosecco
00:54:40no
00:54:41yeah
00:54:42no i'm good
00:54:44yeah
00:54:44amelia
00:54:46i'm your sister
00:54:47you can tell me anything
00:54:49is it michelangelo
00:54:52is everything okay
00:54:54if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:54:57i will take that man thong
00:54:58and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:55:00that it will cut him in two
00:55:02it's not michelangelo
00:55:04let's see
00:55:05it's me
00:55:08i have to tell you something
00:55:11i cannot believe
00:55:15that they convinced you to do
00:55:17an arranged marriage
00:55:19what is this game of thrones
00:55:21it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:55:23and you know that i would do anything for you
00:55:26actually
00:55:28he's not that bad
00:55:30i kind of like him
00:55:33yeah babe
00:55:35that's called stockholm syndrome
00:55:37we need to get you out of there
00:55:39betsy
00:55:40i have real feelings for him
00:55:43but
00:55:45what about the tabloid stories
00:55:48you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:55:51they banned him for life
00:55:53you'll never go to epcot
00:55:55he's not actually like the stories
00:55:58or at least not to me
00:56:00he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:56:04if you marry michelangelo
00:56:07he will make your life a living hell
00:56:11what if you meet him
00:56:13yeah
00:56:15meet him
00:56:16maybe he'll change your mind
00:56:18maybe
00:56:18maybe you'll actually like him
00:56:19don't count on it
00:56:21please
00:56:22me
00:56:23just give him a chance
00:56:24fine
00:56:26yes
00:56:27only one
00:56:28yes
00:56:29you won't regret it
00:56:33i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:56:34you better bring the whole bottle
00:56:38thank you for making dinner
00:56:42of course
00:56:44i'm glad she's cancer free
00:56:45we need to celebrate
00:56:46michelangelo
00:56:50you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:56:54right
00:56:55you mean besides me
00:56:56i'm serious
00:56:57it's really important to me that you two get along
00:56:59have a glass of wine
00:57:01tonight's gonna be great
00:57:04it's enormous
00:57:15why would anybody need so much room
00:57:21it's nice to see you too sis
00:57:24nice to finally meet you
00:57:27let's see
00:57:28so
00:57:31this is the
00:57:33infamous
00:57:35michelangelo
00:57:37how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:57:4196 Domperion
00:57:43Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:57:45yeah
00:57:47sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:57:49it's worth more than my car
00:57:50why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:57:53$8.99 at ralph's
00:57:57it's delicious
00:57:58this was made in france
00:58:01sorry
00:58:02can't touch that stuff
00:58:03so
00:58:05who wants a drink
00:58:06you've hardly touched your food
00:58:28it's a little too rich for me
00:58:33mine tastes great
00:58:35so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
00:58:44you don't mind do you
00:58:46fire away
00:58:47so i know you two have been having your
00:58:51fun
00:58:53um but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
00:59:00i don't think it's going to
00:59:02that's cute and all but
00:59:05what about her career are you gonna support her
00:59:08or kids what's your stance on that
00:59:10or are you just gonna
00:59:12jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
00:59:15betsy
00:59:15look
00:59:16i know i have a past
00:59:18but
00:59:20i'm committed to it
00:59:21we haven't talked about kids but
00:59:24i'm open to anything
00:59:25see michelangelo that's my point
00:59:27you two are getting married
00:59:29and you barely know each other
00:59:31we know it all
00:59:32easy betsy
00:59:33i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
00:59:38and if you really cared about amelia
00:59:40you would give her the time
00:59:42and what makes you such an expert
00:59:44i don't see a ring on your finger
00:59:46michelangelo
00:59:48you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
00:59:51it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
00:59:52she gets it from you
00:59:53are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
00:59:57you started it
01:00:03why don't we all just
01:00:04calm down
01:00:06betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:00:08no
01:00:09she's alone and miserable
01:00:10and trying to drag you down with her
01:00:12that's not fair michelangelo
01:00:14she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:00:16you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:00:18and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:00:21you know what
01:00:22you can't talk to betsy like that
01:00:24that's my sister
01:00:25she just survived cancer
01:00:26that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:00:32this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:00:35not to me
01:00:36you know maybe she should be concerned
01:00:37i don't like this side of you
01:00:39see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:00:42but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:00:44you told her
01:00:45she's my sister
01:00:47i don't care that violates our agreement
01:00:49oh is that all i am to you
01:00:50a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:00:53it's not what i meant
01:00:55it came out wrong amelia
01:00:56i love you
01:00:58you love me
01:01:00don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:01:03shut the fuck up
01:01:04you know what maybe she was right
01:01:07i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:01:09it's over
01:01:09we need to get out of here
01:01:16i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:01:19to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:01:21amelia
01:01:26i know this is hard to hear
01:01:28but
01:01:29you did the right thing
01:01:32you do so much better than him
01:01:34yeah
01:01:35but he isn't a monster
01:01:38i shouldn't have said that
01:01:39we can talk about it on the road
01:01:41get packing
01:01:43and if we leave now
01:01:45we can get to mexico by dawn
01:01:46lay low for a bit
01:01:47mexico
01:01:48or canada
01:01:49whatever
01:01:50it's that or stay here and get sued
01:01:52by the dino lovinos
01:01:54or worse
01:01:55i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:01:58i mean
01:01:59i only told you about the contract
01:02:01it's not like i told the media
01:02:03you don't know that
01:02:05we're
01:02:06liabilities
01:02:08loose ends
01:02:09you should listen to more true crime podcast
01:02:11get rid of that thing
01:02:17they could be tracking us right now
01:02:19yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:02:24see
01:02:26he could have a sniper on us
01:02:28it's romulus
01:02:33hey romulus
01:02:34what
01:02:36what do you mean gucci's missing
01:02:39you came
01:02:51against my better judgment
01:02:54i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:02:57i've just been busy
01:02:59but
01:02:59it's over with now
01:03:01you should
01:03:04punish me for straying
01:03:06you make me sick
01:03:09i make me sick
01:03:11nice
01:03:20underwear
01:03:22it's a great craftsmanship
01:03:24okay
01:03:30let's get this over with
01:03:32is that all you have to say
01:03:35do you even realize how hot i am
01:03:38i'm sorry
01:03:40chantel
01:03:41i thought i wanted this
01:03:44but i don't
01:03:47i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:03:51amelia broke up with me
01:03:55it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:04:03never in a million years that i think i'd fall for a dog walk with my hair
01:04:08i am fucking devastated
01:04:10and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:04:13and just wanted to come back to me
01:04:16Amelia
01:04:26hi dad
01:04:29gucci's gone
01:04:31i'll be right there
01:04:34but
01:04:36i
01:04:37gucci gucci
01:04:40oh
01:04:40i love you
01:04:41romulus
01:04:41what
01:04:42oh
01:04:42oh
01:04:43wait
01:04:45well i
01:04:45i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:04:48we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:04:50he just shot off like a rocket
01:04:52i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:04:55well
01:04:57we can help you find him
01:04:59yeah
01:05:00right
01:05:01oh
01:05:02good thanks
01:05:04good
01:05:04gucci
01:05:05this better not be a trap
01:05:07just come on
01:05:08gucci
01:05:11gucci
01:05:12gucci
01:05:13hey hey hey where's becalangelo
01:05:15huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:05:18oh um he's
01:05:19sorry i'm late dad
01:05:21where were you i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:05:26it's gucci's favorite prosciutto if this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:05:31smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto here that's it
01:05:36gucci's favorite
01:05:37good night
01:05:48gucci
01:05:50gucci
01:05:52Was all we have been looking for him all night long
01:06:03We're never gonna find him
01:06:05Don't give up dad, he's just off having a little adventure
01:06:07Keep looking, he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:06:09See, they're not gonna kill us
01:06:13I do have to admit though
01:06:15I didn't expect to see this side of him
01:06:17He's really there for his dad
01:06:20His dad's dog.
01:06:24So you approve now?
01:06:25They didn't say that.
01:06:29Gucci!
01:06:32Gucci!
01:06:34My boy's back!
01:06:35Oh!
01:06:42Okay, okay.
01:06:45I'm a little closer to approving.
01:06:50I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:07:01A little.
01:07:03It's okay.
01:07:04Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:07:07They just leave out part of the story.
01:07:10Amelia, can we talk?
01:07:16Please?
01:07:19Amelia.
01:07:20Can we talk?
01:07:23Please?
01:07:25Okay.
01:07:34Amelia.
01:07:35I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:07:39I shouldn't have attacked your sister.
01:07:42And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:07:44I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:07:53Thanks for saying that.
01:07:56I needed to hear that.
01:07:59And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:08:02You're not one.
01:08:05I'm still learning new things about you.
01:08:06Most of them are good.
01:08:10I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:08:14I'm not.
01:08:17You're not?
01:08:18What do you mean?
01:08:20Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:08:24I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:08:26And I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together.
01:08:33I want to know that our love is real.
01:08:38Dad.
01:08:39What is it, son?
01:08:39I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:08:44Why, son?
01:08:46Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:08:49And not because of some legal obligation.
01:08:55But because she wants to.
01:09:01Consider our contracts null and void.
01:09:09Amelia, where will it be?
01:09:16Will you marry me?
01:09:19Will you marry me?
01:09:22Yes.
01:09:23I'll marry you.
01:09:24I'll marry you.
01:09:39You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:09:43And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:09:46Look at me.
01:09:47I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:09:51All right, all right, you two.
01:09:53That's enough, all right?
01:09:55We spent this whole night together.
01:09:57Come over to my place, all right?
01:09:59We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:10:02Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:10:05I think I can get used to it.
01:10:06And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:10:10I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:10:13Especially Coldplay.
01:10:14We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:10:17It was worth a try.
01:10:18And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:10:44Michelangelo?
01:10:44Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:10:57I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs.
01:11:02I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:11:10I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:11:18And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:11:36Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:11:42I love you so much.
01:11:43I never thought I would end up with a former man-thong model, but here we are.
01:11:56Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:12:01Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:12:03And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:12:15I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:12:17Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:12:19I love you.
01:12:20With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills,
01:12:25I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:12:28You may kiss your bride.
01:12:29Thank you.
01:12:30Thank you.
01:12:31Thanks.
01:12:39I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:12:42I'm Jake, another dog walker.
01:12:46It's crazy, you know, giving my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:12:51Me too!
01:12:52Woohoo!
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