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00:01From Hollywood, here come the newlyweds!
00:07Yes, it's the newlywed day!
00:10Now let's meet our newlywed couples for today!
00:13Couple number one!
00:15They first got acquainted when he was the in-between man in school
00:18passing notes back and forth between her and her girlfriend.
00:22Married just seven months down and Chris Boomer.
00:25Couple number two.
00:26He says her way of making coffee is just a little different.
00:29She boils and evaporates most of the water, then adds the coffee grounds.
00:34Married eight months ago, Victor and Valerie Lightfoot.
00:37Couple number three.
00:38The band that played at their reception had never played together before
00:41and were so bad no one could dance.
00:44So his father sent the band home and replaced them by playing his guitar.
00:48Married just five months ago, John and Melody Polano.
00:52Couple number four.
00:53She figured out that during their courtship,
00:55she had to chase him for almost 40,000 miles.
00:59But she got her man.
01:01Married just five months ago, Lawrence and Diane Brown.
01:04Rolled our newlyweds for today.
01:07Here's your host, the star of the newlywed game, Bob Ubans.
01:11Thank you and welcome to the newlywed game.
01:17And let me say that marriage is just a continuing process of two people getting to know each other.
01:21And we'll be helping to further that process along for our four couples right after Christmas.
01:26All right, with the wives included safely off stage, it's time for some five-point questions.
01:31As you know, gentlemen, you'll be answering these questions.
01:33As you predict, your wife will answer the same question when she returns.
01:36Now, if her prediction matches your...
01:38If, yeah, her answer matches your prediction,
01:40you'll chalk up five points towards a grand prize selected especially for you.
01:44So listen carefully, gentlemen.
01:45Remember, each question is worth five points.
01:47Each correct prediction brings you closer to your exciting grand prize.
01:50For seven years, I say the same words, and I still don't know them.
01:54Question number one.
01:54Gentlemen, will your wife say you told her she was smart within the last 24 hours, 48 hours, or longer than that?
02:06Lawrence?
02:07No, she's not smart.
02:08She left the iron on before we even got here.
02:11Oh.
02:12Yeah.
02:12So did you tell her she was smart within the last 24 hours, 48 hours, or longer than that?
02:16No, I told her she's not smart.
02:17So it'd be longer than that?
02:19Is that what you're saying?
02:19Yeah.
02:20Okay, John?
02:22I'd say she's pretty smart.
02:24Because she had all kinds of different...
02:25Will your wife say you told her she was smart?
02:28Yeah.
02:28I say she would.
02:29She'll tell her...
02:30Wait a minute.
02:30I'm not communicating here.
02:31I don't think so either.
02:33There's a wall between...
02:34I don't know.
02:34I never told her she was smart.
02:36That's why I don't know she's not.
02:37I see.
02:37Will your wife say you told her she was smart within the last 24 hours, 48 hours, or longer than that?
02:46I'll say within the last 24 hours.
02:49You did tell her in the last 24.
02:50Victor?
02:51It's been a long time.
02:52Longer than that.
02:53All right.
02:54John?
02:56I'd say it was in the last 24 hours.
02:57In the last 24.
02:58Next question.
02:59Gentlemen, how will your wife say you would complete this sentence?
03:02This is you talking.
03:04When my wife blanks, she reminds me of an old girlfriend of mine.
03:09Fill in the blank for me, John.
03:11Oh, great.
03:12When my wife blanks, she reminds me of an old girlfriend of mine.
03:18When my wife...
03:19When she walks.
03:21When my wife walks.
03:21Yeah, because this girl I used to go, she walked and she just boom, boom.
03:26It was pretty good.
03:28It was pretty good.
03:29Now she's trying to pick it up a little bit.
03:30Yeah, right.
03:31Victor?
03:31Oh, my goodness.
03:33I don't know what to say.
03:36I'll say when she talks to me.
03:39My wife talks to me.
03:40Excellent.
03:41Don?
03:42That's hard.
03:44I'd say the way she smiles.
03:47When my wife smiles, she reminds me of an old girlfriend of mine.
03:50Lawrence?
03:50Yeah, I would say the same.
03:51The way she smiles.
03:52Smiles.
03:53My first girlfriend smiled exactly like her.
03:54She did?
03:55Yeah.
03:55How'd she smile?
03:57Like that?
03:58That's it.
03:59Last of our five-point questions.
04:00Gentlemen, not counting the dating game or the newlywed game, what will your wife say is the TV show title that best describes her on your first date?
04:11A TV show title, Victor, that best describes Valerie on your first date?
04:15Oh, my goodness.
04:16That's a hard question.
04:20I'll say...
04:22What's the name of that?
04:25It's one of those movies that come on in the afternoon.
04:28It's a soap opera.
04:29Oh, which one is that?
04:34Oh, I'm not very familiar with all the names of them.
04:37I'm not either.
04:39Oh.
04:39Pray, please.
04:40I think she'll say, what is it, General Hospital?
04:44Oh, General Hospital.
04:45She asks, you know, she's really dramatic.
04:48The first date was like General Hospital.
04:49Well.
04:50I thought you were going to say, as the stomach turns or something like that.
04:52Well.
04:53Don?
04:54I'd have to say the first date was like Kung Fu.
04:58Kung Fu?
04:59Yeah, I, you know.
05:00A lot of slow motion fighting?
05:01No.
05:01No.
05:02I just got a few chops in the side.
05:03I see.
05:04Lawrence?
05:04I love Lucy.
05:06You do?
05:07Yeah.
05:08Oh, she's like that.
05:09Oh, I love Lucy.
05:10Oh, all right.
05:11John?
05:12I'll say love is a many-splendored thing, because our first date was pretty good.
05:16Love is a many-splendored thing.
05:17Yeah.
05:18All right.
05:18We didn't waste a few minutes.
05:18Gentlemen, thank you very much.
05:19We'll be right back to reunite our couples, and we'll see how well the husbands have predicted
05:22what their wives will say right after these messages.
05:26Okay, gentlemen, we've recorded your predictions on cards.
05:29You now have them in your laps.
05:30Every time that your prediction matches your wife's answer, you'll be given five points.
05:33Then the one couple with the most points at the end of the show will win a grand
05:36prize, selected especially for them.
05:38So, ladies, nice to have you back, and here's question number one for five points.
05:40Girls, did your husband tell you you were smart within the last 24 hours, 48 hours, or longer
05:49than that?
05:51Chris?
05:52Oh, smart, huh?
05:55Well, probably within the last 24 hours.
05:58Within the last 24.
05:59Don said he told you that you were smart within the last 24 hours.
06:02That's right.
06:06Valerie?
06:07It's definitely longer than that.
06:10Longer than that.
06:11All right.
06:12He said it was definitely longer than that.
06:14Yes.
06:19Melody?
06:20Oh, longer than that.
06:21He never tells me.
06:22Longer.
06:22He said he told you within the last 24 hours.
06:26No, you didn't.
06:27You never tell me I'm smart.
06:29That's what I told him, but I didn't understand it.
06:31I wasn't sure, but I got it at the end.
06:34Dad?
06:35I'd say he better have told me in the last 24 hours.
06:37Last 24.
06:38He said he told you longer than that.
06:42I should have said that.
06:43You always told me I was smart.
06:44I left the eye on him.
06:45You left the eye on him.
06:46Oh.
06:47Next question, girls.
06:48How did your husband complete this sentence?
06:50He said, when my wife blanks, she reminds me of an old girlfriend of mine.
06:56Fill in the blank for me.
06:57When my wife blanks, she reminds me of an old girlfriend of mine.
07:01Valerie?
07:02When my wife, um, I better not remind him of any of his old girlfriends.
07:07Well, he said you did.
07:12Laugh.
07:12Laugh.
07:13He said that when you talk to him, you remind him of an old girlfriend of his.
07:18Uh-huh, I couldn't think of anything else.
07:21That's it.
07:22Okay.
07:22Melody?
07:23When I dance, I guess.
07:25Dance.
07:25All right.
07:26He said that when my wife walks.
07:28I was close.
07:29You walk pretty good.
07:30How does she walk?
07:31How do I walk?
07:32I told him, huh?
07:35How do I walk?
07:36Boom, boom.
07:37Is that what you said?
07:38Yeah.
07:38Yeah.
07:38I thought it was, yeah.
07:40Diane?
07:41Um, uh, he never talks about his old girlfriends.
07:45I know he's better, but I'd say kiss.
07:47Kisses.
07:48All right.
07:48He said when my wife smiles.
07:50You smile like Deidre, my first girlfriend.
07:53Who's Deidre?
07:54Never heard of her.
07:55Who was your first girlfriend?
07:56Deidre.
07:57I see.
07:58She was only about nine.
07:59Oh.
08:00She smiled like her.
08:01How does she smile again?
08:03Are you smiling?
08:04I do.
08:06Uh, Chris?
08:06I don't think he's ever had any of your girlfriends with me, but maybe I'm just being a little
08:11bit, uh, uh...
08:13He sure had an answer fast.
08:14I don't know about her.
08:15Oh, yeah.
08:16When my wife...
08:17Um...
08:18Sings?
08:19Sings.
08:20He said when my wife smiles.
08:22Aw.
08:23Here's the last of our five-point questions.
08:25Girls, not counting the dating game or the newlywed game, what is the TV show title that
08:32best describes you on your first date with your husband?
08:37A TV show title that best describes you, Melody, on your first date with your husband?
08:42Let's make a deal.
08:45Oh, that's good.
08:46That's good.
08:47That's good.
08:49I didn't say that, but I should have.
08:52He said love is a many-splendored thing.
08:55Oh, why'd you say that?
08:56That's sweet.
08:57That's why.
08:57That's pretty nice.
08:59Um, the rookies?
09:01The rookies.
09:02The rookies.
09:02All right, he said it would be, I love Lucy.
09:06She was jumping around all over me when she was pregnant.
09:10She was what?
09:11I forget it.
09:12Oh.
09:13Chris?
09:15Bonanza.
09:16Bonanza.
09:17He said it was kung fu.
09:20Kung fu?
09:21Yeah, well, you kept giving me little shots in the side and stuff.
09:23I did what?
09:25Valerie?
09:26Um, love American style.
09:27Love American style.
09:28He said it was general hospital.
09:30I'm sorry to say that.
09:32Oh, thank you very much.
09:3310-point questions.
09:34We'll be back at the Ys to see how well they predict what their husbands will say on the
09:37Newlywed Game in just a moment.
09:39But first here with Gifts is Johnny Jacobs, who is terribly embarrassed because one of
09:43his relatives is known as the town drunk.
09:47Now, why do you feel so bad about it, John?
09:50Well, Bob, because the town is New York City.
09:53For the Ys today, we have Princess Gardner matching leather accessories, smartly styled for
09:58fashion-conscious women.
09:59A perfect gift, a fine name, Princess Gardner.
10:01And they'll receive Marcel Cosmetics, hypoallergenic, pure as nature, added moistures in, impurities
10:06out, available in 43 lipstick shades, Marcel Cosmetics.
10:10For the husbands, we have the Electrogrill tabletop electronic barbecue, plugs in anywhere,
10:15great outdoor flavor with no charcoal mess from Electrogrill, the division of Beatrice
10:19Foods.
10:19And here's Hoover's Instamatic blender with solid state push-button control timer and spatula
10:24to scrape as you blend from Hoover.
10:25For today's second-place winning couple, we have the Speed Queen Super Twin washer and
10:29spin dryer, portable, compact, easily stored, agitator actions with durable press cycle
10:34from Speed Queen.
10:35And for each of today's couples, here's a newlywed game, third edition for them to play at home.
10:39Now let's return to Bob U. Ray and the newlywed game.
10:44All right, John, thank you very much.
10:45Now, ladies, it's your turn to predict what your husbands will say.
10:47And remember, each of these questions will now be worth 10 points.
10:50So, here we go with question one.
10:51Girls, will your husband say that in the last week, he has told more small fibs, medium
10:58fibs, or gigantic fibs within the last week, Melody?
11:02Small fibs.
11:03Small fibs.
11:04Because a couple weeks ago, he was fibbing quite a bit.
11:06Oh, all right.
11:06Valerie?
11:07He doesn't lie, so it has to be very small fibs.
11:10Small fibs.
11:10Chris?
11:11Gigantic fibs.
11:12Gigantic fibs.
11:13He's been trying to get into a new group, see?
11:16He plays in a group, and he's been putting all these bulletins around places, telling
11:19about what a great drummer he is, and don't even bother to call me if, you know...
11:23I understand.
11:24All right.
11:24Diane?
11:25I'd say small fibs, because he doesn't really lie.
11:27Small fibs.
11:28Next question.
11:29Girls, what will your husband say is his favorite thing to study at the beach?
11:33His favorite thing to study, Valerie, at the beach?
11:37The girls.
11:38The girls?
11:40Yeah, the girls.
11:41Nope.
11:41What's a sneaky girl watcher?
11:44What does a sneaky girl watcher do?
11:46He's watching and pretending he's not watching.
11:50Oh, I see.
11:51But he watches.
11:52But he watches.
11:53Chris?
11:53Everything.
11:55Well, he's a girl watcher, but specifically a certain portion of the bikini, he would...
12:00He looks at that more than...
12:02Bikini tops, he's partial to.
12:04He studies bikini tops.
12:06Yeah.
12:07Diane?
12:09Girls, but he likes a tuchus, you know?
12:12He likes who?
12:14Tuchus.
12:16Oh, oh, oh, yes.
12:17Right.
12:18Girls.
12:19Yes, right.
12:20Melody?
12:21The girls, the upper half.
12:23He likes the upper half.
12:24He does.
12:25Well, okay.
12:26Next question.
12:27Last of our ten pointers.
12:28Girls, how will your husband say you would complete this sentence?
12:30This is you talking.
12:32When my husband blanks, you can have him.
12:35I don't want him.
12:36He's too blank for me.
12:39You got to fill in two blanks.
12:40When my husband blanks, you can have him.
12:41I don't want him.
12:42He's too blank for me.
12:43Chris?
12:44When he...
12:44When he belches?
12:47Yes.
12:47He's too gross for me.
12:49Too gross.
12:52Okay.
12:55Diane?
12:56When he bites his fingernails.
12:58Yes.
12:59He's too bad.
13:00Too bad?
13:01Yeah.
13:02Melody?
13:02I hate it.
13:03When he dances.
13:05When he dances in the supermarket, he embarrasses me.
13:09When he dances in the supermarket, you can have him.
13:10I don't want him.
13:11He's too...
13:12He embarrasses...
13:12Oh, he's too silly.
13:14Silly for me.
13:15All right.
13:15Valerie?
13:16When he talks, you can have him.
13:18I don't want him because he's just too...
13:21He's a fanatic.
13:23He's too fanatical for me.
13:24Right.
13:2525 point bonus question.
13:26And girls, what will your husband say is the one most expensive item inside your home
13:31right now?
13:33Diane?
13:34Definitely our television.
13:36TV, all right.
13:36We just bought it.
13:37Melody?
13:38Our king-size bed.
13:39We just bought it.
13:39King-size bed.
13:40Valerie?
13:40Our stereo.
13:42Stereo.
13:42Chris?
13:43Our stereo, definitely.
13:43Stereo also.
13:44Ladies, thank you very much for your answers.
13:45We'll be back with the husbands to compare answers on the newlywed game in just a moment.
13:51All right now, gentlemen, let's see how well your wives have predicted what you will say.
13:53And remember, these questions will now be worth 10 points.
13:56So here we go with question number one.
13:57Gentlemen, in the last week, have you told more medium fibs, gigantic fibs, or small fibs?
14:05Within the last week.
14:06Victor?
14:07I haven't told any.
14:09What would your answer be?
14:11Medium, gigantic, or small?
14:14I have to say small.
14:15Small, all right.
14:16Your wife said that you've told more small fibs.
14:18That's right.
14:22John?
14:24I'll say small fibs.
14:25Small.
14:25Your wife said it would be...
14:27I did tell a couple of small fibs.
14:28Top card, please.
14:29That's a good...
14:29Small fibs.
14:30That's right.
14:34Lawrence?
14:35Got to be small.
14:36Small.
14:36And your wife said small fibs.
14:39Yes, sir.
14:42John?
14:43I don't ever say any, so I'd have to say small.
14:45Small.
14:46Your wife said gigantic fibs there, Don.
14:50Gigantic.
14:50What a great drummer you are and all that.
14:52I don't...
14:53Well, yeah, I mean...
14:55Next question, gentlemen.
14:56What is your favorite thing to study at the beach?
15:00Favorite thing to study at the beach, John?
15:03Oh, man.
15:04Women.
15:06Study the women.
15:07Really?
15:07Sure.
15:08Women, all right.
15:08Your wife said it would be girls.
15:10That's right.
15:10Yes, you get the point.
15:13What?
15:14It's got to be girls.
15:15It has to be girls.
15:15I'm normally just sunbathe, but I...
15:17One eye.
15:18One eye.
15:19Pardon me again?
15:20One eye I lift open.
15:21I leave you at that one.
15:23Which eye do you lift open?
15:24Well, it's all according to where the sun is.
15:27I see.
15:27And how do you look at them when you look at them?
15:29How you doing?
15:30It's like this.
15:32But, uh...
15:33Well, do they ever know you're looking at them?
15:34No.
15:36Never.
15:37No kidding?
15:37I'm always sunbathing.
15:39I see.
15:39You ought to write a book about how to look at girls.
15:41I'm gonna.
15:42Yeah.
15:43How do you look on the other eye, then?
15:46See, I can't even see.
15:47That's the truth.
15:48Is that right?
15:49Yeah.
15:50All right.
15:50She said that you study, uh, the girls.
15:52That's right.
15:53Okay.
15:53All right.
15:56Don?
15:57Oh, it definitely have to be the girls.
15:58The girls.
15:59Okay.
15:59She said it would be bikini tops.
16:02Well, that's the part of it.
16:03All right.
16:07In some beaches, however, you can study bikini tops without looking at the girls.
16:12That's what he does.
16:12Because they're not wearing the bikini tops, you see?
16:16Ooh.
16:19So, toss that in there, Vicker.
16:22Well, she said everybody.
16:24I watch everybody.
16:25I like to study people.
16:26People, then.
16:27Okay.
16:27She said that you study just the girls.
16:29Oh, come on.
16:30You know, I always watch everybody.
16:32You mean to tell me you stand there and watch men.
16:34I watch everybody.
16:37Come on.
16:38You know, I'm always watching everybody.
16:40No.
16:40Oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:42Hey, you said he was a sneaky peeker, remember?
16:44I'm telling you.
16:45I didn't know he was that sneaky.
16:48Oh, I'm always telling you that I watch people.
16:51I watch people every place I go.
16:55Well, here's the last of our five-point questions.
16:57Gentlemen, how did your wife complete this sentence?
16:59She said, when my husband blanks, you can have him.
17:04I don't want him.
17:05He's too blank for me.
17:08Now, you got two blanks to fill in, Lawrence.
17:09When my husband blanks, you can have him.
17:11I don't want him.
17:12He's too blank for me.
17:13When I bite my nails.
17:15Okay.
17:16When you bite your nails, you can have him.
17:17I don't want him.
17:17He's too...
17:18And then when I pick him.
17:21Are you a musician?
17:23No.
17:23It's the way I'm doing it.
17:24You bite him, then you pick him.
17:25Okay.
17:25Two blanks here.
17:26When my husband blanks, and you said bite my nails.
17:28Yeah.
17:28You can have him.
17:29I don't want him.
17:30He's too...
17:30For me.
17:33Too...
17:34I don't know.
17:34Too...
17:35Too...
17:35Too...
17:36Too bad, I suppose.
17:40Too bad.
17:40All right.
17:41She says it would be too bad.
17:42That's it.
17:42Yes.
17:43Okay.
17:43Don, two blanks to fill in.
17:50When my husband blanks, you can have him.
17:51I don't want him.
17:51He's too blank for me.
17:52Well, my worst habit is leaving my clothes all over the house.
17:55Leave your clothes around.
17:56You can have him.
17:56I don't want him.
17:56He's too...
17:57So it's probably when I get up in the morning, she doesn't want me because I leave my clothes
18:01around.
18:02When my husband gets up in the morning, you can have him.
18:04I don't want him because he's too...
18:05Sloppy.
18:06Sloppy for me, all right?
18:07She says, when my husband belches, he's too gross.
18:12Well, you are.
18:13Well, I'm not supposed to say things like that.
18:16I don't see why not.
18:17It's true.
18:19Victor, what were you laughing about there?
18:21That sounds something like what she would say to me.
18:24Oh.
18:26What's your answer with my husband?
18:27I would say that she'd probably say when my husband talks, he...
18:32Talks.
18:32You can have him because he's too talkative for me.
18:35Talkative.
18:36All right.
18:36She said that when my husband talks, you're too fanatical for her.
18:40What?
18:41No, she's always telling me I talk too much.
18:43All the time.
18:44But why do you say, okay, I said you talk too much, so I'd be repeating myself if I said
18:47you're too talkative.
18:48I've already said you talk too much.
18:51Aw.
18:52Hey, who wins those arguments in your family?
18:53I always let her win.
18:54And I...
18:55She talks a lot of nothing.
18:57She does what?
18:58She talks a lot of nothing.
18:59She just rumbles off at the mouth.
19:01I see.
19:02Huh.
19:03John?
19:04I know.
19:05I bet she's...
19:06When my husband...
19:07I eat too much.
19:09Eats.
19:09And she's probably said he's too...
19:11Probably fat.
19:12Fat.
19:12All right.
19:12No.
19:13When you dance in the supermarket, you're too silly, fool.
19:15You always dance in the supermarket.
19:17Couple, thank you very much.
19:18We'll be back in the big 25-point bonus question to see which couple will win their grand prize
19:22in just a moment.
19:24All right, gentlemen.
19:25Here is your big 25-point bonus question.
19:27I must remind you, gentlemen, I have to take the first answer you give.
19:30And for 25 points, gentlemen, what is the one most expensive item inside your home right now?
19:38Couple number one.
19:39Don and Chris with 15.
19:4025, we give you 40.
19:41Don, what do you say?
19:42Our stereo.
19:43Stereo.
19:43She said it's the stereo.
19:45That's right.
19:47All right.
19:47You're in first place, Don and Chris.
19:50Victor and Valerie with 15.
19:51Get it right, Victor.
19:51And you'll be tied for the lead.
19:52If you miss it, you go home in last place.
19:54It has to be my stereo.
19:56Stereo.
19:56She said it's the stereo.
19:57That's right.
19:58You're tied for the lead.
20:00Couple number three.
20:00John and Melody, you have 20, 25.
20:02I'll give you 45.
20:03John, get it right and take over the lead.
20:04Miss it in last place shall be yours.
20:06Thanks.
20:08I got a good choice.
20:10It's got to be the dining room set.
20:11Congratulations.
20:13Got to be.
20:13No, it's not.
20:14It's a king-size bed.
20:15Oh, no.
20:17Couple number four.
20:18Lawrence and Diane, you have 30, 25.
20:20I'll give you 55.
20:20Lawrence, if you get it right, you're going to be our grand prize winner today.
20:23If you miss it, you go home in third place.
20:26It's the color television.
20:27Television.
20:27She said it's the TV.
20:28That's right.
20:29Lawrence and Diane, you're our grand prize winner today.
20:32And now, Lawrence and Diane, here's something special just for you.
20:43We know there's one area in your apartment that's not equipped with some very necessary items
20:47that you need before your relatives drop by.
20:49Well, you can send out the invitations now because the grand prize you've just won is
20:55a smartly designed brand-new set of living room furniture.
21:03Yes, Diane and Lawrence, you've won the new casual air group by Berkline.
21:07Out in front all the way with comfortable, luxurious living.
21:10The sofa, up-seated lounge chair all feature deep-tufted seats and backs covered in today's
21:14modern upholstery for years of comfort and easy care.
21:17And the harmonizing tables complete this outstanding ensemble from the master craftsmen and Berkline.
21:21And they're all yours for today's lucky winners of the newlyweds game.
21:25Lawrence and Diane, congratulations to you for being our winner.
21:28This is Bob Hubek saying thank you and goodbye.
21:30Goodbye.
21:51The newlyweds game is a Chuck Ferris production.
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