Office Girl

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Office Girl

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00:00:00Hi, I'm Eve, and if you're wondering why I'm holding these coffees, it is not because I'm the

00:00:09coffee girl. I just got hired at Archer House, New York City's most prestigious architecture firm.

00:00:17I didn't order this. I'm going to be the best architect in the world. This is just the first

00:00:25job that's going to help me get there. I said no dairy. Vegans, huh. This is Mason Archer,

00:00:37architecture god. I've been obsessed with his work since I was in middle school.

00:00:42Sorry, it's hard to look away. Some girls want a house, a dog, a husband. Well, I say fuck all

00:00:51that. I'm here to party with the big boys. Nothing can stop me now.

00:00:57Oh my god. Mr. Archer, I am so sorry. I will clean it up.

00:01:27And do not move.

00:01:34Take off your shirt.

00:01:35What?

00:01:36You're not going to walk around my office with your tits out. Take it off. Now.

00:01:42Wait, is he hitting on me?

00:01:53Demi, bring me a spare shirt.

00:01:55Demi, bring me a spare shirt.

00:01:56Hello?

00:01:57Wipe me off.

00:02:06Is this really happening?

00:02:20Well, give it to her.

00:02:22Well, get out of my office.

00:02:38Oh my god.

00:02:44That was my new boss.

00:02:46Mason Archer.

00:02:47Now I'm busy.

00:03:00Mr. Archer, I came to return your shirt.

00:03:04So, you're the new office girl.

00:03:30Um, uh, yes ma'am.

00:03:33Ma'am.

00:03:35No.

00:03:36No, ma'am.

00:03:38Come with me.

00:03:42Is everything okay?

00:03:46Some advice.

00:03:49You don't get promoted around here for being a little slut.

00:03:54What's this bitch's problem?

00:04:06So, you're the new office girl.

00:04:10Uh, yes, Mr. Archer.

00:04:11I started today.

00:04:13Your dress.

00:04:13Tomorrow, you will watch something shorter.

00:04:21Excuse me?

00:04:23Did you not hear me?

00:04:26Where?

00:04:27Something.

00:04:29Shorter.

00:04:29Who the fuck does this guy think he is?

00:04:34Uh.

00:04:37Uh.

00:04:38Yeah, so.

00:04:39You listen to me.

00:04:41I will not be spoken to like I am some...

00:04:43I will speak to you.

00:04:46However I wish.

00:04:48You are a disobedient child like all the rest.

00:04:51And I am going to break you.

00:04:54Office girl.

00:04:55I want this job, but I will not be talked to like that.

00:05:00Well, okay then.

00:05:02Pack your shit.

00:05:04And get out.

00:05:05Hey, Miss Pratt.

00:05:28Is everything okay?

00:05:29Okay.

00:05:35Jamie?

00:05:44What happened?

00:05:45Found her unconscious.

00:05:47I'm fine.

00:05:48Really, okay?

00:05:49I just forgot to take my pill.

00:05:51Don't scare me like that.

00:05:54Jamie, it's not funny.

00:05:55Okay.

00:05:57All right.

00:05:58Two years ago, my sister and her husband were killed in a car accident.

00:06:01Jamie is their daughter.

00:06:06She survived the crash, but...

00:06:11There's nothing we can do about the wheelchair, but to be sick on top of that, that's just not fair for a teenage girl.

00:06:19So, how was your first day?

00:06:21Did they make you the boss yet?

00:06:23Not yet, but soon.

00:06:25You hungry?

00:06:26You hungry?

00:06:26Yeah.

00:06:27Yeah.

00:06:31One day, I'm going to have the money to get her the procedure she needs.

00:06:36Eve, look.

00:06:38The real reason why I came by was to give you this.

00:06:42I'll have the money, I...

00:06:56Soon, I promise I...

00:06:59Eve, I'm really very sorry.

00:07:02I love you, and Jamie really let us out of my hands this time.

00:07:07Hey.

00:07:15Hey.

00:07:16What are you doing?

00:07:19What are you doing?

00:07:22Stop right now.

00:07:24You can't go in there.

00:07:27Who the fuck do you think you are?

00:07:28Mr. Archer, I tried to stop her.

00:07:30Do you think you can just mess with people's lives like that?

00:07:34Didn't I fire you?

00:07:35You're a real piece of shit, you know that?

00:07:41Now the office grow up.

00:07:44Get out.

00:07:46You too.

00:07:58Why are you wasting my time?

00:08:00I need this job.

00:08:01I earned it.

00:08:02This is the largest architecture firm in the entire world.

00:08:07I know.

00:08:08That's why I'm here.

00:08:09No one gets a second chance at Archer House.

00:08:12Why are you any different?

00:08:14Because I'm the best.

00:08:16And if you let me keep my job, I will prove it to you.

00:08:18That dress isn't any shorter.

00:08:28I don't have money for new clothes right now.

00:08:33Stand here.

00:08:33Spread your legs.

00:08:54What is happening here?

00:09:14Stop.

00:09:16Don't stop.

00:09:17Don't stop.

00:09:17That's how high.

00:09:25That's how high I want it.

00:09:31Do I have my job back?

00:09:36You said you're the best.

00:09:37Let's see.

00:09:45What?

00:09:46You are going to be my new personal assistant.

00:09:49Anywhere I go, you go.

00:09:53Okay, I accept.

00:09:55You'll have to do anything I say.

00:09:57You understand?

00:09:58Understood, sir.

00:10:00Good.

00:10:00Now, I need you to do something for me.

00:10:07I will do anything you want.

00:10:11I need you to do something for me.

00:10:14Whatever you need, sir.

00:10:22I need you to make copies for me.

00:10:24That's not what I had in mind.

00:10:29Are these the new designs?

00:10:31Don't show anyone.

00:10:33Make the copies, then bring them right back to me.

00:10:35You understand?

00:10:35Uh-huh.

00:10:37I'm Mason Archer's personal assistant.

00:10:59This is my big chance.

00:11:01Nothing can stop my ass now.

00:11:03Oh, fuck me.

00:11:26Gone.

00:11:26Um, yes, they are.

00:11:30They are gone.

00:11:32He is going to fucking kill me.

00:11:35All of them?

00:11:38Yes, sir, all of them.

00:11:40I'm going to have to call you back.

00:11:42Hmm.

00:11:46Oh.

00:11:48I wasn't expecting that.

00:11:49What do you think I should do with you?

00:11:56Um.

00:11:58I don't know.

00:12:00Fire me, I guess.

00:12:02Fire you.

00:12:05No, no, no.

00:12:07You'd be getting off way too easy.

00:12:09Uh.

00:12:11What do you mean, sir?

00:12:13Close the door.

00:12:13Come here.

00:12:22Come here.

00:12:32Closer.

00:12:36Closer.

00:12:37You've done a very bad thing, office girl

00:12:51Yes, sir

00:12:53You must be punished

00:12:57Okay

00:12:59Holy shit

00:13:01Now is he really gonna spank me?

00:13:07Oh my god

00:13:11He is gonna fucking spank me

00:13:14Harder

00:13:19You understand why I must do this, don't you?

00:13:23Yes, sir

00:13:24Yes, daddy

00:13:26You've been a very bad girl

00:13:29Harder

00:13:37One more thing

00:13:45What the hell is wrong with you?

00:14:00Oh, I'm so sorry

00:14:05Your day is over

00:14:09You can go home now

00:14:10Get out

00:14:11What was that?

00:14:18And why do I want more?

00:14:36Hey

00:14:37Bad day?

00:14:41That obvious?

00:14:42Yes

00:14:42I'll tell her about it when she's 18

00:14:47Is it your boss again?

00:14:52No

00:14:53I screwed up

00:14:55Jamie, I think I blew it

00:14:57Demi

00:15:13I bet she's here to tell me I'm fired for real this time

00:15:16Demi

00:15:16Hi

00:15:18How are you?

00:15:20Um, what are you doing?

00:15:26Who are these guys?

00:15:28What are you guys doing in my apartment?

00:15:31Hey, don't touch that

00:15:31That's

00:15:32That's fragile

00:15:33I

00:15:33Hey, put that down

00:15:35Who are these beastly men?

00:15:37Enough

00:15:37Office girl?

00:15:43Mr. Archer is moving you into his building

00:15:45What?

00:15:48Uh, what do you mean?

00:15:51He wants you closer to him

00:15:54You're gonna be uncalled 24 hours a day

00:15:58Eve?

00:15:58This lumberjack is going through my shit

00:16:00Where are you taking us?

00:16:08This is the place?

00:16:09No way

00:16:10This can't be real

00:16:13Wow

00:16:14At the end of the week

00:16:17You'll be leaving for Paris

00:16:18What?

00:16:21Oh yes

00:16:22The International Architecture Convention

00:16:25You will accompany Mr. Archer

00:16:27And you will assist him with whatever he needs

00:16:30I can't go to Paris right now

00:16:33Oh yes you can

00:16:34And you will

00:16:35I assume you can get a babysitter

00:16:38I don't need a sitter, dude

00:16:41Make the necessary arrangements, will you?

00:16:57Mr. Archer

00:16:58Request you go shopping

00:16:59Oh I know you must be feeling like a queen right now

00:17:19But remember

00:17:20There were office girls before you

00:17:22And there will be office girls after you

00:17:24So enjoy while you can

00:17:26Holy shitballs

00:17:35Mouse

00:17:36But yeah

00:17:39Holy shitballs

00:17:42You know what?

00:17:44I'm gonna go get a Vogue

00:17:45Let's find out what the bitches are wearing nowadays

00:17:47What are these skankos whispering about?

00:18:09What are you doing in my office?

00:18:30Office girl

00:18:31I didn't recognize you

00:18:34Do you like it?

00:18:37It's adequate

00:18:42I picked it just for you

00:18:50Did you?

00:18:53Yeah

00:18:53Yes sir

00:19:02The meeting starts in five minutes sir

00:19:07Great

00:19:13And how are we going to solve this problem?

00:19:24We're way over budget, Mason

00:19:25I know how to fix it

00:19:27I'm working on it, aren't I?

00:19:29Oh my god, it's so obvious

00:19:31We need a solution now

00:19:36How about metal?

00:19:40Instead of concrete in the atrium

00:19:42It cuts down on cost significantly

00:19:44This needs to get done now

00:19:55We need this contract

00:19:56Demi take over

00:19:57Sir

00:20:05Sir

00:20:06Do you think we could discuss my promotion

00:20:12Before you go to the conference?

00:20:14I don't need this right now, Demi

00:20:16I'll promote you when I think you're ready

00:20:17Mr. Archer will be out of office all week

00:20:31With our new office girl

00:20:34Now these cocksuckers

00:20:40That means all decisions go through me

00:20:45Got it?

00:20:49Good

00:20:50Bye for now

00:20:52Demi

00:21:04Why were they laughing at me?

00:21:06Oh, they worked here a long time

00:21:08They know how Mason can be

00:21:10I'm a professional

00:21:12Not a prostitute

00:21:14Honey

00:21:17Don't kid yourself

00:21:19We're all prostitutes sometimes

00:21:22Hi

00:21:36Mr. Archer

00:21:39You scared me

00:21:41Who told you it was okay to speak at my meetings?

00:21:45Um

00:21:47I'm sorry

00:21:49I mean

00:21:51I just

00:21:53Metal

00:21:54It's so obvious, right?

00:21:57Yeah

00:21:57Absolutely

00:21:59We'll just have to draft letters of apologies

00:22:02To the congregation's families

00:22:03When the church collapses in on them

00:22:06What?

00:22:08Maybe you're not as good as you think you are

00:22:10Office girl

00:22:11You broke another roll

00:22:23Sir

00:22:34We're at the office

00:22:36Do you think I'm unaware?

00:22:41I'm a professional

00:22:45That's what all the office girls say

00:22:48I'm all my work taken seriously

00:22:50This is your work

00:22:56Well, well, well

00:23:06If it isn't the big dog himself

00:23:08Mason Archer

00:23:10Holy shit

00:23:12It's the Hollister brothers

00:23:13Brent and David

00:23:14Brent

00:23:15And I see you brought your bitter half

00:23:17Mason

00:23:18Always a pleasure

00:23:19We heard you're up for the St. Helens contract

00:23:22That's a big job for you, Mason

00:23:25Brent

00:23:27Relax

00:23:28And who might you be?

00:23:32Brent Hollister

00:23:33Oh

00:23:34Mr. Hollister

00:23:35I know who you are

00:23:36You and your brother were

00:23:39Inspirations to me

00:23:41All through school

00:23:42Oh

00:23:43You hear that, Mason?

00:23:48Inspirations

00:23:49Gentlemen, please

00:23:58You're grown men

00:24:00Is this over me?

00:24:01Office girl

00:24:06Give me a scotch

00:24:07It was a pleasure

00:24:09What's this?

00:24:22Mr. Archer's luggage

00:24:30What is it?

00:24:32And

00:24:32What am I supposed to do with that?

00:24:35Oh, don't worry about what it is

00:24:36Worry about how you're gonna get it to Paris

00:24:39Oh, and

00:24:40Sign this

00:24:42What am I signing?

00:24:44Company's insurance policy

00:24:45Everyone traveling must sign

00:24:48Whoa

00:25:06And what is that thing, huh?

00:25:10Jesus, what is it

00:25:11In this thing?

00:25:12Hopefully not a fucking body

00:25:14Hey, language

00:25:15You're gonna be okay, right?

00:25:20I mean

00:25:21It's only for a week

00:25:23I can take care of myself

00:25:24Really

00:25:25Right?

00:25:29I know

00:25:29I just

00:25:30We've never been apart

00:25:33And if anything were to happen to you

00:25:35I would

00:25:35I'll be okay

00:25:36Alright?

00:25:37I'll be fine

00:25:38I'll have my meds

00:25:39Everything's gonna be okay

00:25:41I know

00:25:45I'll miss you too

00:25:48I don't

00:25:52I don't know what's it

00:25:54What else was

00:25:56Jess

00:25:59What is it in here?

00:26:04It's

00:26:05We're old

00:26:07There is

00:26:09Fuck my life

00:26:32Now

00:26:42What I was saying

00:26:44We're talking about

00:26:46I am going to fucking kill you

00:27:14Office girl

00:27:15How was your flight?

00:27:18It was fine, sir

00:27:19Thank you

00:27:20Wonderful news

00:27:22I brought your luggage

00:27:24Sir

00:27:25As you requested

00:27:26I can see that

00:27:27Thank you

00:27:28I think

00:27:30I'm gonna go have a shower

00:27:31Oh, office girl

00:27:34Yes, sir?

00:27:38You forgot something

00:27:39Sir?

00:27:41My luggage doesn't go down here

00:27:44It goes in my room

00:27:45Forgive me, sir

00:27:51Of course it does

00:27:54Yeah

00:28:05Yeah

00:28:05Ooh

00:28:06Perfect

00:28:08I believe in you

00:28:10Stupid box

00:28:16Office girl

00:28:29Uh, Miss

00:28:30Mr. Archer

00:28:31I

00:28:31This is Victoria

00:28:32I was just leaving

00:28:34You seem upset

00:28:47You made me drag that thing

00:28:52Halfway across the world

00:28:53Are you just fucking with me?

00:28:57Office girl

00:28:58These are my things

00:29:00I must have my things

00:29:02What's in the chest?

00:29:10You know

00:29:11You're one of my things now

00:29:16What?

00:29:26Who is she?

00:29:28How is that any business of yours?

00:29:35Like a blonde, don't you?

00:29:37She's the head of the union

00:29:43And she

00:29:45Is an end to men

00:29:47Why do I like this?

00:29:50What the hell is wrong with me?

00:29:52What the hell is wrong with me?

00:29:54What's in the chest?

00:30:11What the hell is wrong with me?

00:30:16I'm trying to prove it

00:30:17I'm trying to prove it

00:30:20I'm trying to prove it

00:30:22I'm in high

00:30:23Even when the body's tight

00:30:26Don't stop, don't stop

00:30:32Don't stop, don't stop

00:30:39Don't stop, don't stop

00:30:52What the fuck?

00:31:05What was that?

00:31:07Dinner, 20 minutes, meet him in the lobby

00:31:10A date?

00:31:12With me?

00:31:22I want to help you, Mason

00:31:34You're our first choice

00:31:35But you've got to make it cheaper

00:31:37Absolutely, sir

00:31:39We will adapt

00:31:41Look, mate

00:31:42I like your grit

00:31:44Me and your father, God rest his soul

00:31:46We go way back

00:31:48But the most important thing now

00:31:50Is the board's vote

00:31:51So make sure you impress him this week

00:31:53Got it?

00:31:55Will do, sir

00:31:55Gotta go

00:31:58Time is money

00:32:00Mason, you made it

00:32:15Brent

00:32:15David

00:32:21I was hoping your plane would crash

00:32:23Let's remember we are in public

00:32:28I see your lovely assistant tagged along

00:32:32Maybe she'd like to join me for a drink when you're through

00:32:38Don't look at her

00:32:43Gentlemen, please

00:32:45Don't tell me you have a thing for this one, too, Mason

00:32:49Bad boy you are

00:32:53I think you both should leave

00:32:57Now what would your poor father think of you destroying his legacy?

00:33:08Let me remind you that you're both well in your thirties

00:33:11What did you just say?

00:33:15I said

00:33:16You're an embarrassment to your father's name

00:33:20Is that funny?

00:33:24What is this?

00:33:34What is this?

00:33:35What is this?

00:33:36Don't look at you

00:33:37The hotel police

00:33:37So, ladies and gentlemen

00:33:38We are sorry for these American assholes

00:33:41Amanda

00:33:42Oh, that motherfucker

00:33:45I should have killed him

00:33:46I swear to god

00:33:53The next time I see that bastard

00:33:54What is this?

00:34:07Let me remind you

00:34:09What is this?

00:34:20I see you want it after this guy.

00:34:37I want it.

00:34:39I don't want it.

00:34:47And he's a big dick.

00:34:49Holy shit.

00:34:50I don't want it.

00:34:55I don't want it.

00:35:06Christ sakes.

00:35:08Prostate like a goddamn grapefruit.

00:35:15Damn.

00:35:16There's something seriously wrong with your generation.

00:35:21What's in the chest?

00:35:49Why so curious?

00:35:53I just...

00:35:56I got something for you.

00:36:04What are these for?

00:36:24What are you going to do to me, Mason?

00:36:26What are you going to do to me, Mason?

00:36:29What are you going to do to me, Mason?

00:36:36What are you going to do to me, Mason?

00:36:44What are you going to do to me, Mason?

00:36:52What are you going to do to me, Mason?

00:36:53What are you going to do to me?

00:36:55I don't...

00:36:57Wait.

00:36:58Did I...

00:36:59Did I do something wrong?

00:37:00I don't...

00:37:01Go back to your room.

00:37:02Long day tomorrow.

00:37:04But Mr. Archer...

00:37:08Stupid, freezing, let's just...

00:37:16Why do I even try anymore?

00:37:31Oh my god!

00:37:34Demi!

00:37:36Um, I thought that you were staying in New York.

00:37:40How is the convention treating you?

00:37:45Fine.

00:37:48Um, can I do anything for you?

00:38:01You still don't get it, do you?

00:38:05It's all for Skrull.

00:38:16Here, is Arthur's girl.

00:38:34Mr. Archer.

00:38:46Mr. Archer.

00:39:16Great, now I have to go change.

00:39:31Gwen, up.

00:39:39What was that?

00:39:41You look tired.

00:39:43I woke you up.

00:39:44Asshole.

00:39:45You do realize that this is a work trip, right?

00:39:51I wanted to make you wet, so that's what I did.

00:40:00Who's the meeting with tonight?

00:40:01Good evening, Mason.

00:40:09Good evening.

00:40:11What is this new development?

00:40:14Hey.

00:40:15Screwdriver.

00:40:16Double.

00:40:17Sorry about it.

00:40:18God, you're an asshole.

00:40:20You are the asshole.

00:40:24Can we just be civil?

00:40:28This is business.

00:40:30This is more than business, David.

00:40:32It has been for a while.

00:40:36Let's make this simple, shall we?

00:40:38This is what we're willing to offer to purchase Archer House.

00:40:45Your stocks are plummeting, Mason.

00:41:05They have been ever since your father died.

00:41:07Jesus Christ.

00:41:16I'm telling you again, Mr. Archer, this is a five-star hotel.

00:41:37Not a one-star, not a two-star.

00:41:39This is a five-star.

00:41:39I look like a bouncer.

00:41:41I'm not a bouncer.

00:41:42I'm not going to bouncer people.

00:41:43But if I do have to call a bouncer, I am going to call one so that there is no fighting in this hotel, okay?

00:41:48And this goes for you.

00:41:49You want me to call a bouncer?

00:41:50Oui?

00:41:51Non?

00:41:51D'accord.

00:41:51Bon.

00:41:52Merci.

00:41:52Bonne soirée.

00:41:52What the hell is wrong with you?

00:41:58You get enemies when you're the best.

00:42:00Douchebag.

00:42:05Sir, I saw Brent and David Hollister with you at dinner.

00:42:10Those fucking brothers.

00:42:13They're trying to get my bid.

00:42:14Look, um, why don't you take the night for yourself?

00:42:24Try to relax.

00:42:27Yeah.

00:42:29Maybe.

00:42:30I haven't had a night off in five years.

00:42:41What should I do, sir?

00:42:44You should go back to your room and get ready, office girl.

00:42:51What?

00:42:53Downstairs in 20.

00:42:54Don't be late.

00:43:03I have no idea how I allowed myself to go this far.

00:43:07There's not usually a minute I don't think about Jamie.

00:43:09Her medical bills, school loans, but...

00:43:12When I'm with him, it's like every worry in the world disappears.

00:43:18It scares me.

00:43:20The only thing on my mind is him.

00:43:23He has this power over me.

00:43:27Even if I could resist Mason Archer,

00:43:29I don't think I would want to.

00:43:31What the hell am I doing?

00:43:43Mr. Archer?

00:43:46Arthur Scrum.

00:43:47Mr. Archer?

00:43:56Madam, your table is waiting for you.

00:43:59I am absolutely certain you will love it.

00:44:01how was your meal it was delicious that was the best fucking pasta i've ever had

00:44:19you ever been to paris i've never been out of new york

00:44:23tell me something about yourself an office girl

00:44:28like what anything i live with my niece i've been raising her since i was in high school no no no i

00:44:40don't care about any of that tell me what you want asshole i want to be an architect

00:44:49a lot of people want to be an architect i'm going to be the best

00:44:55what's so funny every year i see one of you a new office girl smart arrogant hungry

00:45:07confused always the same i'm not like all the other girls oh yeah prove it

00:45:17what am i looking at just some sketches my design for the church

00:45:41my new project just some ideas i've been playing around with

00:45:51you put the steeple in the center this way you don't have to worry about the arch at the entryway

00:45:59cuts down on cost dramatically

00:46:02something wrong

00:46:10why would there be

00:46:12should we get some dessert

00:46:16no actually i'm gonna call it at night

00:46:21i want to have fun tonight

00:46:32what does that mean

00:46:35what are you doing

00:46:39hey what are we doing here

00:46:45what does it look like we're doing

00:46:49i'm not swimming

00:46:52no it's close

00:46:54tomorrow i'll live a little

00:46:55are you coming in no this is ridiculous i'm going back to my room

00:47:23how's the water

00:47:48just shut up and get in already

00:47:50who are you

00:48:08i hear you

00:48:11let's see you

00:48:12let me see you

00:48:20good

00:48:26well

00:48:27Hey, the pool is closed, but you are nude !

00:48:54No, but it doesn't hurt ! It's a big deal ! My kid, kill me ! I want your name and your room number !

00:49:05What ? No ! No, you do not get in there ! No, you come back right here right now !

00:49:10That's not how it keeps going ! No ! No !

00:49:13No ! I will get you nude man !

00:49:18I hate these goddamn conventions !

00:49:24What are you going to do ?

00:49:26What do you think ?

00:49:28What are you going to do ?

00:49:30What have you got in there?

00:49:54What are you going to do with her?

00:50:00What are you going to do with her?

00:50:30I have to go.

00:50:32I'll be back.

00:50:35Mason?

00:50:36Mason?

00:50:38Mason!

00:50:43Oh, calm down.

00:50:45You like jokes, don't you?

00:50:48Asshole.

00:50:49You like jokes, don't you?

00:50:57Holy shit.

00:50:58I'll be back.

00:51:02Oh, that was...

00:51:20Your tongue in me?

00:51:22Fun.

00:51:25I don't have fun often.

00:51:29Hey, let me see those designs again.

00:51:32Really?

00:51:46Are you nervous for the meeting tonight?

00:51:49I don't get nervous.

00:51:54Well, just so you know, I think you're gonna get the bed.

00:51:57Yeah, I do know that.

00:51:59Because you're the best fucking architect in the world.

00:52:02Smart girl.

00:52:17Hey, can I ask you something?

00:52:20What do you do with all my underwear?

00:52:22Jamie!

00:52:29Jamie!

00:52:30Hey, Eve.

00:52:30Hey, is something wrong?

00:52:32Yeah, Eve.

00:52:32Hey, everything's great.

00:52:33Um, you won't believe what just happened.

00:52:38Uh, what?

00:52:39I got a call from my doctors and they said they're gonna start the treatments this week.

00:52:42They're gonna fix me, Eve.

00:52:45What?

00:52:45How?

00:52:46I don't know.

00:52:46That's the thing.

00:52:47They said an anonymous donor paid for it or something.

00:52:53Um, Jamie, that's incredible.

00:52:55I'm so happy.

00:52:56I love you so much.

00:52:57Wait, wait.

00:52:58Eve, who's that?

00:52:59Did you bang that guy, Eve?

00:53:01Um, no, no one.

00:53:06I'll talk to you later.

00:53:12You.

00:53:15You.

00:53:16You did this.

00:53:21I don't know how.

00:53:22Enough.

00:53:24I was so wrong about you.

00:53:25I said enough.

00:53:27Mason, I know that I just met you and...

00:53:31I don't know.

00:53:32Don't say it.

00:53:36I'm not falling in love with you.

00:53:40I'm warning you.

00:53:41I am 100% madly, wildly in love with you.

00:53:50You listen to me.

00:53:52And you listen to us.

00:53:53I will only tell you this once.

00:53:56You will never be anything other than a damn office girl to me.

00:54:00Do you fucking understand?

00:54:04Mason, you know?

00:54:06I'm not.

00:54:08There are plenty of office girls before you.

00:54:10And there will be plenty after.

00:54:24Hello again.

00:54:28Mr. Hollister.

00:54:29Hi.

00:54:30Can I buy you a drink?

00:54:37Two martinis, please.

00:54:38Ugh, I fucking hate martinis.

00:54:43You like martinis?

00:54:46Only thing I drink.

00:54:50You want to be an architect?

00:54:55More than anything.

00:54:58Well, maybe we can bring you on as a junior associate.

00:55:02I'm sure you'd be a valuable asset to the team.

00:55:06Holy shitballs.

00:55:09I'm...

00:55:09I mean, really?

00:55:12I would love that.

00:55:13Yo!

00:55:17Ugh.

00:55:18Forgive me.

00:55:19I have to join my idiot brother for dinner.

00:55:21I wasn't joking.

00:55:31Please...

00:55:32Consider my offer.

00:55:34Meet me at the restaurant.

00:56:02Meet me at the restaurant.

00:56:03I said I will meet you.

00:56:25Jesus Christ.

00:56:26What did I just say to you?

00:56:29Where is he?

00:56:53He said he was on his way.

00:56:56Is he a drink of tea?

00:57:05So, you've got my full attention.

00:57:09So, where's Pretty Boy at?

00:57:11You should be here any second.

00:57:12I don't have a sick love.

00:57:15No.

00:57:16Why don't you help yourself do some sushi?

00:57:18I don't want no uncooked seafood.

00:57:22My time is money. I'm here for business.

00:57:24So let's go. Let's fucking go.

00:57:26Just five minutes. Five minutes.

00:57:28What?

00:57:41Alright.

00:57:42We've got five minutes to get Mason's bloody ass down here.

00:57:47Or we walk.

00:58:03Oh, what the hell happened?

00:58:08Just a minute.

00:58:10Oh.

00:58:13What the?

00:58:16The key.

00:58:31Let's go, buddy.

00:58:32Let us start by.

00:58:40Yeah.

00:58:45Well, that's all, folks.

00:58:47I've got a flying catch.

00:58:49But we have more food coming. Just five more minutes, please.

00:58:55Sorry, love. It was just not meant to be.

00:58:58Wait!

00:58:59I can show you the new design.

00:59:04What?

00:59:07You have the new design?

00:59:11Yeah.

00:59:14Right here. I can pull it up right now.

00:59:16Well, it's better to be good off this girl.

00:59:17Well, I'm really blown away by that, Eve.

00:59:18Sure, you pulled a few all nighters on that one.

00:59:19Hmm?

00:59:20Mason, you late son of a bitch.

00:59:21Oh, Mr. Happner, please let me explain.

00:59:22Don't even waste your breath, mate.

00:59:23Your girl Friday here, Eve, has blown us away by the new design.

00:59:26What?

00:59:27What?

00:59:28You got yourself a deal.

00:59:29That's an Aussie handshake.

00:59:30From where I come from, it's as good as a written contract.

00:59:33Oh, you're blown away by that, Eve.

00:59:35Sure, you pulled a few all nighters on that one.

00:59:36Hmm?

00:59:37Mason, you late son of a bitch.

00:59:38Oh, Mr. Happner, please let me explain.

00:59:39Don't even waste your breath, mate.

00:59:40Your girl Friday here, Eve, has blown us away by the new design.

00:59:44What?

00:59:46You got yourself a deal.

00:59:49That's an Aussie handshake.

00:59:51From where I come from, it's as good as a written contract.

00:59:54I thank you, sir.

00:59:59You better keep an eye on this one.

01:00:01We could all be working for her someday.

01:00:07The money will be in the count by the end of the month.

01:00:10You're right, son.

01:00:24What's that?

01:00:38Diamonds.

01:00:40Thank you for what you did.

01:00:43Oh, I can't accept that.

01:00:45I was, I was just lucky that he liked my designs.

01:00:54Lucky?

01:00:55I was just lucky boy.

01:00:57By the point.

01:00:58We were doing wet man.

01:00:59It could work for her.

01:01:01But instead, it has to be a repair worker.

01:01:02All right.

01:01:03No way.

01:01:05Where are we sure can humans?

01:01:06We're not sure that it happened.

01:01:07We're not Hilfe.

01:01:08No way.

01:01:09Mama?

01:01:11What?

01:01:13What?

01:01:14Well, we should get going

01:01:19Mason

01:01:20When we woke out that door

01:01:27I don't want things to go back

01:01:29To the way that they used to be

01:01:31People don't change

01:01:37I'm no exception

01:01:39Be careful with my luggage

01:01:43All I've ever wanted

01:02:09Was to be an architect

01:02:10Ever since I was a little girl

01:02:13I would think about

01:02:14What it would be like

01:02:15To have my name associated

01:02:16With one of these incredible structures

01:02:19That defines the New York skyline

01:02:21Now

01:02:22Now I don't care about anything

01:02:25Nothing

01:02:27All I want is him

01:02:29Your coffee, sir

01:02:39Just said it right there

01:02:41Asshole

01:02:42Do you need anything else?

01:02:51That'll be our office

01:02:53Girl

01:02:54Yeah, it's going to be a beautiful church

01:03:09Beautiful steeple

01:03:10Really enjoyed working with you

01:03:15That was quite the design

01:03:18Eve had sketched up

01:03:19Wasn't it?

01:03:20Oh

01:03:20You think those were her designs?

01:03:22No

01:03:23She's

01:03:24She's just the office girl

01:03:25Fair enough, mate

01:03:27Catch you next week

01:03:28Thank you, Mr. Hatner

01:03:29Your coffee, sir

01:03:39Just set it down over there

01:03:41Where's the office girl?

01:03:45I'm not sure

01:03:46I'm as sure as you started today

01:03:47Eve

01:03:53Let me be the first to say

01:03:56We're delighted to have you on board

01:03:57Mr. Hollister

01:03:58Thank you

01:04:00I'm excited to get started

01:04:01Please

01:04:02Call me David

01:04:23Is it true?

01:04:42Word is

01:04:42She accepted the creative associate position

01:04:45With the Hollister brothers this morning

01:04:47Hmm

01:04:50But

01:04:52We're delighted

01:04:53And

01:04:55We're delighted

01:04:57If you're anything

01:04:58We're delighted

01:04:59To realize

01:05:00There's time

01:05:01Forrest

01:05:03This

01:05:04We're delighted

01:05:04With the Hollister

01:05:05And

01:05:06With the Cardinal

01:05:07We're delighted

01:05:08We're delighted

01:05:09To be here

01:05:10The

01:05:11Forrest

01:05:12And

01:05:13We'redid

01:05:14Check out

01:05:14You

01:05:15We're going

01:05:17To be here

01:05:18We're

01:05:19We're

01:05:19Calm down.

01:05:25The new office girl is more than adequate.

01:05:28I don't want a new office girl.

01:05:32I want her.

01:05:44Sir.

01:05:46About my promotion.

01:05:48Demi?

01:05:49Not the time.

01:05:53Not the time.

01:06:13hello young girl who the fuck are you oh uh my well uh i'm mason archer

01:06:35you're his boss i am well i was well just so you know she said you were a fucking asshole man

01:06:43sorry for my language it's uh it's okay

01:06:50so is he a poem you know what give me 50 bucks and i'll tell you

01:06:58i only have hundreds that'll do of course

01:07:16uh yeah she's home

01:07:31what are you doing here you moved out of the building

01:07:46yeah that's because it was for the office girl i'm not that anymore

01:07:51i brought you this

01:07:57i used to idolize you

01:08:19i worshipped your work i thought you were everything i thought you were god

01:08:23now i just think you're another big time new york loser

01:08:30he said my name

01:08:36it's too late asshole

01:08:40get out

01:08:42jesus you heard her mason get out

01:08:56of course

01:09:03you

01:09:16Hey, these are really good.

01:09:39Um, really?

01:09:41Yeah.

01:09:42Like, wow.

01:09:46Thanks.

01:09:49I was wondering, would you let me take you out to dinner?

01:09:56Uh, yeah, sure.

01:09:59Great.

01:10:00Then I'll pick you up at eight.

01:10:02Oh, uh, tonight?

01:10:06Okay, sure, yeah.

01:10:16You're going to stay here all night?

01:10:31Just waiting for the money to come in.

01:10:34I have to approve the transfer.

01:10:36Do you think we could talk about my promotion for a second?

01:10:50Not now, Demi.

01:10:51God damn it.

01:10:52I just want to be alone.

01:10:54Okay?

01:10:54Yes, sir.

01:11:05Don't stay up too late.

01:11:06Okay.

01:11:07Hello?

01:11:21Hello?

01:11:24Demi, that you?

01:11:25Demi?

01:11:36Demi!

01:11:42So, now you're doing your other boss?

01:11:45I'm not doing anyone, Jamie.

01:11:49It's just a date.

01:11:52Is he hot, though?

01:11:53Maybe it will help me forget Mason.

01:11:56Besides being a very successful architect,

01:12:00he just seems like a normal guy.

01:12:03And normal's what I need right now.

01:12:05Mm-hmm.

01:12:13Hi.

01:12:14Wow.

01:12:15You look...

01:12:17incredible.

01:12:21Get a room, you two.

01:12:23Let's go.

01:12:24Let's go.

01:12:31Who is that?

01:12:35Not again.

01:12:43Where are you taking me?

01:12:45Well, it's a...

01:12:48It's a surprise.

01:12:50I like surprises.

01:12:52Good.

01:12:53Because this one is going to blow you away.

01:13:05Now.

01:13:15You're going to do exactly what I tell you to do.

01:13:18Got it?

01:13:18Don't fight it, Mason.

01:13:38You're going.

01:13:42Brent.

01:13:46You took a look for it this time.

01:13:52Why are you doing this?

01:13:58Speak again.

01:14:00See what happens.

01:14:00Hey, bud.

01:14:12You got a little bump on your head there.

01:14:14What is this?

01:14:16Well, I know that transfer's coming in about...

01:14:2111 minutes.

01:14:23Except, you're not going to get that transfer.

01:14:26You're going to put that money in an account in Cayman Islands.

01:14:28That's ambitious, Brent.

01:14:34Even for you.

01:14:35It would ruin my business.

01:14:37And I would rather die than give you that money.

01:14:42Yeah.

01:14:44We thought you might say something like that.

01:14:48That's why we got ourselves a little...

01:14:51insurance policy.

01:14:52What are you talking about?

01:14:54What are you doing?

01:14:59Brent?

01:15:00David?

01:15:01I mean, come on.

01:15:02But listen, we've had our differences.

01:15:06Keep your mouth closed.

01:15:12Brent.

01:15:14If either of them says another fucking word...

01:15:17Blow her head off.

01:15:19Now, here's what's going to happen.

01:15:25You're going to put in your personal code.

01:15:28Then, you're going to revert the money to this bank account.

01:15:32If you do not...

01:15:35I'm going to cut for it.

01:15:38Until you can't recognize her.

01:15:44Wait.

01:15:44How'd you get into my office after hours?

01:15:58Right.

01:15:59I've been your assistant for 12 years.

01:16:03All I ever wanted was to respect a promotion to show me you valued me.

01:16:10Demi.

01:16:10Shush!

01:16:13I don't need your respect or the promotion.

01:16:19All I want is your money.

01:16:23Oh, come on.

01:16:24You're really doing all of this just for money.

01:16:28For money?

01:16:30Yes.

01:16:31Money is everything, Mason.

01:16:34You know that.

01:16:37Code.

01:16:38Code.

01:16:40Free my hands.

01:16:45Just say it.

01:16:52Sorry.

01:16:56I'll live in 1224.

01:17:01Oh.

01:17:02The date of your father's death.

01:17:06Hmm.

01:17:07Just a second.

01:17:08And...

01:17:09Mm-hmm.

01:17:11And...

01:17:13Done.

01:17:17How do you think you're going to get away with this?

01:17:23Oh, that's simple.

01:17:24Oh.

01:17:37Demi.

01:17:39Demi, no.

01:17:40No.

01:17:41No!

01:17:42No!

01:17:42You really should have given me that promotion, boss.

01:18:04No!

01:18:05No!

01:18:06No!

01:18:07No!

01:18:08No!

01:18:09No!

01:18:10No!

01:18:11No!

01:18:12No!

01:18:13No!

01:18:14No!

01:18:15No!

01:18:16No!

01:18:17No!

01:18:18No!

01:18:19No!

01:18:20No!

01:18:21No!

01:18:22No!

01:18:23No!

01:18:24No!

01:18:25No!

01:18:26No!

01:18:27No!

01:18:28No!

01:18:29No!

01:18:30No!

01:18:31No!

01:18:32No!

01:18:33What do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, I need help, I need help, help, please, someone fucking help me here.

01:18:45Oh. Hey. Hey kid. I got some burgers. Thanks Mason. Thinking maybe we can watch a movie? Yeah, that'd be cool.

01:19:15Oh, be careful. Yep. Are you good? Yeah.

01:19:27You okay? Yeah. I just miss Eve.

01:19:45Yeah. Me too.

01:19:49How'd it go? Yeah. Did they like it? You are looking at the youngest architect in the world to ever win the Pritzker Prize for Architecture?

01:19:57What the way you did it? Fuck yeah Eve.

01:20:02What the way you did it? Fuck yeah Eve.

01:20:07I love you Eve, good job. So proud of you.

01:20:12What did you think I was dead?

01:20:17You're really not going to tell me what's in the trash?

01:20:22No. That part of my life is over now.

01:20:27You're really not going to tell me what's in the trash?

01:20:32No. That part of my life is over now.

01:20:46That part of my life is over now.

01:20:50But seriously, it's new.

01:21:04Good job.

01:21:09what the fuck

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