“Rinku Bhabhi Aur Manoj Bajpayee Ki Titanic Par Comedy Ka Tufaan!” Hansi Ki Mehfil

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00:00But what have we done? What have we done?

00:02You have to make Rose.

00:04If you make it once, then say, Rose will not make it.

00:06Oh!

00:07The heroine's name is Rose.

00:09Okay.

00:10Yes.

00:11Then we'll do Elephanta Cave role, Manojji.

00:13Yes.

00:14Elephanta Cave is not a big deal.

00:17Leonardo DiCaprio.

00:18Are you both the same to the same?

00:20Same to the same?

00:21How do you do this?

00:22This is also a difficult, that is also a difficult.

00:24Stop.

00:25Oh, I'm so tired.

00:28Let's start.

00:30I'll say action.

00:31You have to go there.

00:32Okay.

00:33And I want to say in Bhojpuri.

00:34Now the name of the film is Titanic Va.

00:38We'll paste the city cable.

00:40The film of the water.

00:42Titanic Va.

00:43Action!

00:46When our husband will become five years,

00:53our child will become five years,

00:56you will say Papa Papa.

00:58You will say Papa Papa.

01:00When a child is big,

01:02you can say Papa Papa.

01:04You will also say Papa Papa.

01:10What is this?

01:12What is this?

01:13You said he is in Titanic.

01:15He said he had a coat of pants,

01:17put pants in the pants.

01:18It got us 300 rupees and he has a little bit of trouble.

01:20He has to say it.

01:21We have to say it.

01:22He has to say it.

01:23If he has the cream cream,

01:24he comes to the girl.

01:25What does he save the girl?

01:27What does he save?

01:28He has to say it.

01:29Don't don't say it.

01:30Tell us that there is a room with a camera.

01:32No, there is a room with a camera.

01:33No, there will be a room with a camera.

01:35There is no need for the camera.

01:37There is no need for the camera.

01:38The room with a room with a room with a room.

01:40It's going to happen.

02:10in the same way.

02:15Mumbai's king called

02:17Bigu Matre

02:19We know that if a day will happen,

02:23then this will happen to the man's son.

02:29Let's take this pose.

02:31Take the $2,000.

02:32Why, why?

02:33We have acted.

02:34Why do we pay money?

02:36Why did you write the ticket first?

02:37You have to do this.

02:39It's written, 2,000 post, 5,000 fish.

02:42To use the word death, and to use the word 10,000.

02:44To use the word 15,000 water, and to use the word of the mood.

02:49It's written.

02:50That's not what happened.

02:52In truth there's no one.

02:55Let's go to another trip, people.

02:58You've got to go to another trip.

03:01Hey!

03:05What are you doing, Jay Ki Sanba?

03:07If you have such a big baby, why are you playing with a girl?

03:13Hey!

03:14B!

03:17C!

03:19D!

03:20D!

03:21E!

03:21Hey, don't do that in A, B, don't do that in C!

03:27Where are you going here?

03:28Do you want to go to the water?

03:30You can't go to the water.

03:32It's cold.

03:33It's cold.

03:34It's very cold.

03:35We won't fight it.

03:37It's not so cold.

03:38Go.

03:39Huh?

03:40It's cold.

03:41We won't go.

03:42Hey, don't.

03:42Let's go and see.

03:46Hey, Santosh.

03:47Let's go.

03:49We're scared of cold water.

03:51We don't want to go to the water.

03:53If you pull the water...

03:58Santosh, we don't want to go to the water.

04:00Where are we going?

04:01Let's go, Santosh.

04:03We don't want to go to the water.

04:05We don't want to go to the water.

04:08Santosh.

04:09Come on.

04:10Let's go.

04:11You're too hot.

04:12Come on.

04:13Let's go.

04:14Hey, Santosh.

04:15Hey, Santosh.

04:16You're not going to save me.

04:17Do it all.

04:18Do it all.

04:19Do it all.

04:21Do it all.

04:22What do you want?

04:23Do it all.

04:24Do it all.

04:25Do it all.

04:26Do it all.

04:27Do it all.

04:28Do it all.

04:29Your mind is your mind.

04:30And your mind is too bad.

04:32Do it all.

04:33Do it all.

04:34Do it all.

04:35Do it all.

04:36Do it all.

04:37Do it all.

04:38The mind will be there.

04:39You don't want to go to the water.

04:40Your brother doesn't want to go to the water.

04:42How will they do it?

04:43When they want to go to the water...

04:45...the brother will come to the water.

04:47They are 애들 in the water.

04:49Because they get their beds for the water...

04:51...they will be able to go to the water.

04:52They make my plants for her.

04:53You should never get them to go.

04:54Do it all.

04:56Hey.

04:57Are you talking a lot?

04:59You don't have any plants.

05:01Oh, do it all?

05:02He is going to get those plants.

05:03You can have them.

05:04Where are they going to go?

05:07The plants are not...

05:08...and I'm sitting there.

05:10Then take the plants out and take them there.

05:11Come on.

05:13Come on.

05:14Come on.

05:15Thanks, Janku.

05:16Thank you, Devi.

05:18We are Santosh.

05:19Santosh.

05:20We are Santosh.

05:21Come on, let's sit on Anshan.

05:23Come on, let's sit on Anshan.

05:24Why are you doing Anshan?

05:25What do you want to do?

05:26I want Salman Khan.

05:28Give it to me.

05:31What are you talking about?

05:34This is the most important thing in this year.

05:37Yes.

05:38Tell me.

05:39Anah Ji, you are very difficult.

05:41Our friends and brothers are not loving us.

05:47What do we do not love?

05:54Anah Ji, there is corruption in his head.

05:56Look at it.

05:57It is someone else's.

05:58It is someone else's.

06:03God has sent you and sent you.

06:05What do you do?

06:06No, you don't have to ask him.

06:07No, you don't have to ask him.

06:09He also takes a lot of money on the batting.

06:17Our friends don't love us.

06:22We are looking at our side.

06:24We are listening to our story.

06:26There is a reason.

06:27His brother's saying is that he will not see,

06:30not listen,

06:31and not say.

06:33But if he is a man,

06:34he will not manage his own.

06:35He will not listen to his own.

06:36He will not listen to his own.

06:38Why do you listen to his own?

06:40You know yourself.

06:41We say that we don't go to the house without a house.

06:46That's why he says it's the same for the sake of society.

06:50Look at your face,

06:51the kids are also scared of your face.

06:52Are you scared?

06:59What do you mean by yourself?

07:01Some people are afraid.

07:02Students are afraid of your friend here.

07:03and the people who go to the office are also scared.

07:10Your brother is not scared of me.

07:13Where is his head?

07:16He did the first head of his head.

07:19He had to pay for the money,

07:21so Lala said that,

07:22keep the money, take the money,

07:24so he was scared of me.

07:27Okay, let's go.

07:27There is a lot of anger.

07:29Now, if you want to break it down,

07:32let's go.

07:32I'm going to break the neck here.

07:34Oh, no.

07:36Just break it down.

07:37Take it down.

07:38Take it down.

07:39Take it down.

07:40Break it down.

07:41You've broken it down.

07:42You've broken it down?

07:43It's like that.

07:44It's a big thing.

07:45It's a big thing.

07:50This is Naryal's oil.

07:53We were pouring the water,

07:56so Naryal has been dipped a little bit.

07:58The oil has been dropped.

07:59No, no.

08:00The oil has been dropped.

08:02The oil has been dropped.

08:03Good.

08:04Good.

08:05You're fighting a little bit.

08:06Today, you're not fighting?

08:07You guys are crazy.

08:08I'm surprised.

08:09Today, Naryal has come.

08:10We won't fight here.

08:11We won't fight here.

08:12We won't fight here.

08:13We won't fight here.

08:14We won't fight here.

08:15We won't fight here.

08:16Today is 2 October.

08:18So, do a few prayers for you.

08:20but here, there are no Raw two wins.

08:21What are you trying to find?

08:26Heyley.

08:30Hey man, what are you going to do?

08:31Hey man.

08:31Hey.

08:32See you.

08:32Hey man man.

08:33My number two wins five wins.

08:45Yes, that's it.

08:47We don't believe that our life will be successful today.

08:51From our eyes and eyes, Manoj Pajpayee saw us.

08:54We don't need anything else.

08:56If you want to take the top of us, then take the top of us.

08:59If you take the top of us, then take the top of us.

09:05Manoj, we want to say that

09:07when we look at our eyes and see our eyes,

09:09we've got a bit of pressure.

09:11It's going to happen.

09:13We come to Quavabo.

09:15Quavabo.

09:19If a person is so big,

09:21if it's big, then it's Quavabo.

09:27Manoj Pajpayee, we know that

09:29we've got a selfie.

09:31We don't get the selfie photo.

09:33That's why we have the autograph.

09:37We'll give you an autograph.

09:39We'll be very happy.

09:43We'll give you an autograph.

09:45Give it to the feet.

09:47The hair will go so much.

09:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

09:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

09:53We'll give you an autograph.

09:55We'll give you an autograph.

09:57We'll give you an autograph.

09:59We'll give you an autograph.

10:01We'll give you an autograph.

10:07Yeah?

10:09How's this so easy, then?

10:11It's going to happen.

10:12Why can't you do it?

10:13You have to do the same thing, right?

10:15You have to do the same thing.

10:20Okay, we will do the same thing.

10:22Yes, let's do the same thing.

10:25Do the same thing.

10:28Look, it's done.

10:35Do you know how much you have to write a name on the baton?

10:38How much you have to write it on the baton?

10:41It's done, baby.

10:43It's done.

10:44Okay, it's done.

10:45It's done.

10:46It's done.

10:47You're handsome, right?

10:51Myself, Jinkudabe.

10:53Hi.

10:54Hello.

10:55Hello.

10:56Myself, Jinkudabe.

10:58Sister Allah Santas.

11:01Himself, Anasiddhi Ji.

11:04He is without self-respect, this man.

11:08And his dad is rightly, and thusly.

11:14I'm angry.

11:15Why are you angry?

11:16Why are you angry?

11:17I don't think I am angry.

11:19What is she doing?

11:20What's she doing?

11:21What will she do?

11:22She will die.

11:25That's not it.

11:26She is not very시�ely.

11:28She is in love with you, very much.

11:30She is in love with you, very much.

11:32She is in love with you, very much.

11:34She says, I have love for you.

11:36Do you know?

11:40She will be quiet.

11:42She will be quiet.

11:44She will be quiet.

11:46She will be quiet.

11:48I don't know anything about her.

11:50She loves Indian girls.

11:52And we are more Indian people.

11:54We are so Indian people.

11:56We are so Indian people.

11:58We are not so Indian people.

12:00She is not so Indian people.

12:02She is not fit.

12:04Look, she needs a Indian girl.

12:08She will not be English.

12:10She will not be able to do it.

12:12Hey!

12:14Hey!

12:16Hey!

12:18Kamal, how are you doing?

12:20I don't know English.

12:22What are you doing?

12:23I like to watch.

12:24Them dance.

12:25I didn't.

12:26I didn't.

12:27You don't like it.

12:28You don't like it.

12:29No.

12:30Perfect.

12:31He is scared actually.

12:32If you don't like the girl.

12:33No problem.

12:34I will tell you.

12:35I will tell you.

12:36I will tell you.

12:37I will tell you.

12:38I will tell you.

12:39I will tell you.

12:40I will tell you.

12:41I will tell you.

12:42How much?

12:43How much?

12:44How much you hit, you know?

12:45Not here.

12:46Here.

12:47Okay.

12:48I like to watch.

12:49Them dance.

12:50I didn't.

12:51I will tell you.

12:52I don't like it.

12:53I don't like it.

12:54Perfect.

12:55He is scared actually.

12:56If you don't like the girl, no problem.

12:58I will tell you.

13:01I will tell you.

13:12You just make him ready for the wedding.

13:16This is Bindi.

13:18Where will you put this?

13:24How can this happen?

13:25I am ready.

13:26I am ready.

13:27I am ready.

13:28I am ready.

13:30I am ready.

13:32I am ready.

13:33you are ready.

13:35Come on.

13:52Come on..

13:55I am like that..

13:58..that I am better..

13:59I got a good friend.

14:01I don't know, I got married.

14:08Happy married life.

14:10In India, if you put lal here, your husband.

14:13Hey, this is a mistake.

14:15I'm being crazy for you.

14:17Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

14:23Now, you're married, so you're married.

14:25Yes, now, you'll be married.

14:29Listen.

14:31Australia goes, phone...

14:34I'll do it, right?

14:35Not too much.

14:39We said, Siddhu speaks in front.

14:42They said, Jaiqi, dadai, this is a mod.

14:44We said, Jaiqji and dadai, this has a mod.

14:47And Mabiru says, all the kids.

14:53We can't stop talking about they're going to stop talking about it.

14:59And today, my brothers wear a pretty coat of Rinku Bhoji.

15:05Oh, it's very good. I don't know about sense of humor.

15:08It's a lot of comedy.

15:09Give me a chance, please.

15:13Hey!

15:14Hey, you want a chitkula?

15:16Hey, Santos!

15:17Hey!

15:18Hey, chitkula?

15:19Hey, chitkula?

15:20Hey, chitkula?

15:21Hey, chitkula?

15:22Hey, chitkula?

15:23Hey, chitkula?

15:24Hey, chitkula?

15:25Hey!

15:26Hey!

15:27Hey, once, there was a man.

15:28He was a woman and was a chitkula.

15:30He was a woman and was a chitkula.

15:36Once, there were two men.

15:38Two men were a man and were a man and was a chitkula.

15:45Why didn't he listen to?

15:46He had to go to the house.

15:49What's the matter?

15:50One man goes to the bank.

15:52He says, if he has an account in the bank,

15:54he has a phone.

15:55He has a phone and he goes to the house.

15:56Do you know why?

15:57Why?

15:58Why is it written in the house?

15:59Phil in capital.

16:08Are you going to listen to the house again?

16:09You can listen to the house again.

16:10Listen to the house again.

16:11Our body's a little bit of a soul.

16:13We'll be here and there.

16:14We'll be here and come back.

16:15Until we'll listen to the house again.

16:17Let's go.

16:18Our time has come.

16:19Listen to the house again.

16:20Listen to the house again.

16:21Listen to the house again.

16:22Hey, Jara.

16:23Dole Kitala production.

16:31What?

16:32Do you play with the dolla?

16:33Dole?

16:34Dole?

16:35Dole?

16:36Dole.

16:37Dole.

16:38Dole.

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