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🎭 Kapil Sharma Show
The Kapil Sharma Show is India’s most loved comedy stage where laughter meets entertainment. 🌟 Hosted by the one and only Kapil Sharma, this show brings together jokes, skits, celebrity fun, and unlimited masti that guarantees smiles on every face. πŸ˜„

Every episode feels like a festival of happiness β€” with witty punches, desi humor, and the funniest characters played by Kapil’s talented team. From Bollywood celebrities ⭐ to sports legends and everyday heroes, every guest is welcomed with laughter and warmth. The highlight of the show is how Kapil connects with his audience β€” his quick wit, desi andaaz, and relatable jokes make him the true β€œKing of Comedy.” πŸŽ€πŸ˜‚

In the world of comedy, this show has built its own kingdom, often called the Comedy Ki Duniya. ✨ It’s not just about jokes β€” it’s about making people forget their stress and enjoy precious moments of joy with family and friends.

So, if you are searching for non-stop laughter, unforgettable comedy, and desi-style entertainment, The Kapil Sharma Show is your perfect destination. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the rollercoaster of humor that will always leave you smiling! πŸŒπŸ’«

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Transcript
00:00Music
00:15Wow!
00:16No, you'll look like a sofa.
00:18A few places should.
00:19Would you rather sit with him...
00:20No, no...
00:22Please sit here
00:23I would have grabbed him...
00:24Please come sit here
00:26It's good when you come, you have fun.
00:31This chocolate is good or is it really good?
00:34This was full and full of Arshina has eaten.
00:37This is true.
00:39You won't eat dark chocolate.
00:41Who knows?
00:42I don't know.
00:43I can't eat any wrong thing.
00:50Arshina,
00:51You have to take it after 8 am,
00:53you have to take it after 8 am.
00:56I was going to ask you,
00:58I think Gita feels good.
01:00Coffee.
01:01But after that,
01:02you have to drink coffee.
01:03Yes.
01:04Our coffee is ready.
01:05You didn't have to drink coffee?
01:06Sorry, Kapil,
01:08you didn't have two children before.
01:12Seriously,
01:13you have to drink coffee?
01:15You have to drink coffee.
01:16Tell your drink.
01:17Green tea?
01:18You don't drink green tea?
01:19No, where are we?
01:20You don't taste like it.
01:22But then,
01:23it's such a big deal.
01:24It's like fitness people.
01:25It's different.
01:26It's such a bottle.
01:27It's a little too.
01:28It's a bottle too.
01:29It's also like it.
01:30It's not like that.
01:31I am a very big bottle.
01:32It's like this.
01:33And in it,
01:34there's a metal trunck.
01:35Straw.
01:36And then,
01:37it will be like this.
01:39Yes.
01:43And then,
01:44it will be good.
01:45It will be good in the inside.
01:46How do you drink water?
01:47Please tell me.
01:48Please tell me.
01:49You drink like that, same.
01:51We are not going to drink anything.
01:58Oh, how sweet.
02:00We have kept five-star treatment.
02:02What?
02:03This is only for them.
02:04No, no, no.
02:05This is for every guest.
02:06Or just for our guest.
02:10No, thank you.
02:11What do you want to take from love?
02:13Take something, Baba.
02:15My name is water.
02:17Yes, it is.
02:21You can have a glass of milk at home.
02:23You can also buy a fourth glass.
02:24You can also buy me too.
02:28You can also buy a third glass.
02:30There is no response to anyone.
02:32You can also buy a bottle.
02:34We are also a man with a little.
02:36Then, you can also buy a third of six months.
02:42You can also see well maintained.
02:44We are watching you for years.
02:45I don't want to ask one question.
02:46My friend came from Punjab.
02:47His question was.
02:48Where are you?
02:49He is sitting here.
02:50Yes.
02:51Yes.
02:52Yes.
02:53What did you feel like,
02:54when I introduced you as well?
02:56What did you feel like?
02:57That you feel like,
02:58that you feel like,
02:59that you feel like,
03:00wow, where were you?
03:01You are being very handsome.
03:02Oh my god!
03:03I asked him
03:04that you're very handsome as a beauty.
03:11This is the question,
03:12that you always look too much.
03:13Do you think that your maintenance is more much?
03:15Is that your maintenance is more than the building that you live in?
03:18I was sitting there around AJA.
03:20We don't have money from our maintenance.
03:23I said,
03:24I don't have a car, I don't have a car.
03:26The maintenance is just their building or not.
03:32Gita ma'am, I don't have to feel jealous.
03:34I don't have to feel jealous with you.
03:36I don't have a relationship with you.
03:38No, I don't have a relationship with you.
03:42I came a long time ago,
03:44and I was single, so it was good.
03:46Then it became double, when I came in the next year.
03:48It felt bad.
03:50Then I came back again.
03:52So now it became a double.
03:54It became a double.
03:56It became a double.
03:58The kids are little.
04:00But now there is no place for me, Kapil.
04:04My heart broke, Kapil.
04:06I don't know who made it.
04:08If it was a marriage, then you can't flirt.
04:10What is that?
04:12Something needs to be changed.
04:14I think about my marriage,
04:16I think about those changes.
04:18First of all, there will be a marriage.
04:20I was saying Malika backstage,
04:22I was saying Malika,
04:24that our show is seasonal.
04:26What did you say?
04:27I was saying that our show is seasonal.
04:30And we also get girls.
04:32Your show is daily.
04:34You are going to shoot for a whole year.
04:36So, when will you get time for this work?
04:38You mean to make the two little babies?
04:40How much time is this?
04:42Oh!
04:44The show is coming from 11.
04:46After coming, when we play this C-ED,
04:48then...
04:50Oh!
04:52Oh!
04:54If you are going to break your door, there will be no doubt that you are going to break your door.
04:59What?
05:00I am also looking for a door that will break my door.
05:07No, no, no!
05:09What are you listening to?
05:11This show will play a whole new channel.
05:13No, no.
05:15Your show will continue.
05:17No, no, no, this is your show.
05:19We don't like that.
05:21This is not the light.
05:24This is the light.
05:25A few people are talking about this.
05:27Very soon, there will be a blue light here now.
05:30What did you do at your table?
05:32No, no!
05:34Sorry, your show is your show.
05:37No, if you don't give us a show, we will call it here.
05:40You are going to show your show.
05:46You don't have glass here?
05:49No, no.
05:50You are going to show your show.
05:51Yes.
05:52Shed?
05:53There are see-through glasses.
05:54There are see-through glasses.
05:55There are see-through glasses.
05:56There are see-through glasses.
05:57There are no glasses.
05:58There are no glasses.
05:59There are no glasses.
06:00I think you are going to put a shink with a brush.
06:01I think you are going to put a glass with a glass.
06:02Wow!
06:03Wow, sir, wow!
06:04You have been home too long.
06:06Not too busy, I see.
06:10How many years have you been with your marriage?
06:12My marriage is now 3 years.
06:13If you have been to call it, we will get to get the experience.
06:16When you were to call it, where was it?
06:18You didn't call it, Kapi Ji.
06:19Why didn't you call it?
06:20You didn't call it.
06:21You didn't call it yourself.
06:22You didn't come to jealousy.
06:23Three years ago, two kids.
06:25Wow, wow.
06:26He is quick, babe.
06:27Quick, quick.
06:28Talented.
06:29Talented.
06:30Quick gun.
06:31I think this should be a game in the Olympics.
06:34My two gold dances.
06:38If I will come to Chazali, give me good news.
06:39Then I will know you are busy.
06:42There is nothing.
06:43There is nothing.
06:44You didn't know?
06:45You didn't notice outside.
06:46You are late.
06:47You are too late.
06:48Will they dance to the kids?
06:50They are finished with their own words.
06:55Seriously.
06:56I will ask you a question of Sankat.
06:59If you are willing to ask.
07:00Yes, of course.
07:01You have done a lot of seasons with Malaika.
07:04With Gita.
07:05When the night came in the middle,
07:07it was a lot of fun.
07:08That's how it comes.
07:11Now tell the truth.
07:12Or if that will be pineapple.
07:14Say it.
07:15Kapil.
07:16I will tell you later.
07:20Okay.
07:21All of the contestants say Gita's mother.
07:23You know?
07:24Shilpa Shatin's soul sister.
07:26She became her sister.
07:27She became her sister.
07:28She became her sister.
07:29She was okay.
07:30Those who wanted to be married.
07:31She didn't get married after her.
07:33She didn't get married after her.
07:34She didn't get married after her.
07:35She didn't get married after her.
07:36I mean.
07:38I mean.
07:39I mean.
07:40After saying Gita's mother,
07:41I love you and want to marry you.
07:43Which thing is happening?
07:44That's the same thing.
07:45Chupa.
07:46Chupa.
07:47Chupa.
07:48Chupa.
07:49Chupa.
07:50Chupa.
07:51Chupa.
07:52Chupa.
07:53Casper has to be
08:07told also in a pose.
08:09She's a poseer man.
08:10Chupa.
08:11This is not going to be in the sun.
08:21Sir, you will find your simran in the wrong place.
08:24You will find your simran in the wrong place.
08:27Correct. That's the truth.
08:29I wish these guys are up in our place.
08:35Next.
08:36Oh, oh, dang me.
08:38Oh, what's this man in a tucked suit doing in a swimming pool?
08:41These photographers have made the new idea in the name of the idea.
08:46Sir, if we are swimming in the water,
08:48then the water is filled with water.
08:54This is going to be going to be wearing hands.
08:57They are closed, brother.
08:59Now they are ready-made.
09:00Next.
09:01But someone asked him,
09:03if he was wearing a mask,
09:05I am just asking that.
09:07In this photo shoot,
09:08for a thousand rupees,
09:09to get more dry cleaning mangui.
09:12Very nice picture.
09:13Very nice.
09:14Very nice.
09:15Very nice.
09:16Very nice.
09:17Very nice.
09:18Very nice.
09:19Very nice.
09:20And then,
09:21reply.
09:22Reply.
09:23Rishthe, rishthe.
09:24Age no bar.
09:25Cast no bar.
09:26Shadi jitni marji utni bar.
09:28Purp kare.
09:29Meri kundli milado.com call kare.
09:32Achha.
09:33Call kare na, zaroor?
09:34Ji.
09:35Inko.
09:36Inki khud ki kundli nahi mil rahi kisi se.
09:38Bhai, ladki hume pasand hai,
09:42Lekin hum chaathe hai ki baratiyon ka swagat,
09:44Salsa or contemporary se nahi,
09:46Nagin dance se ho.
09:48Ye ho sakta hai.
09:49Ye ho sakta hai.
09:50Good one.
09:51Niche or maldaar.
09:52Nila nila baut ho gaya kuchh peele mein dikhaap.
09:57Sab chup.
09:58Main batauunggi koon super dancer banega.
10:04Sonu be like.
10:05Khud ko income tax wali samaj rahi yo.
10:07Jo hum ko pakde.
10:08Oh.
10:09Holy shit.
10:10Good one.
10:11Aach se meri bhi harisabji chalu.
10:15Ye dress bhi kele ke patte se bani hai kiya.
10:19Next.
10:20But you are looking like good malyalam onam food on kele ka patta.
10:23I am a good mallu girl.
10:25Ya, so it's mallu food on kele ka patta.
10:27Sorry sir, aage.
10:29Arshina ji badaengi.
10:30Huh?
10:31Why?
10:32She is not so funny.
10:49No, nostoo.
10:50Ρ‘Ρ€r finance.
10:51I just told her about the
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